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56201051 No.56201051 [Reply] [Original]

Jp morgan is stick of this crypto shit. Ethereum did not make its baby dady J Dimond hands any money. Bug boys in suits are calling it unprofessional money for fringe users. It is over.

>> No.56201081

It's afraid.

>> No.56201153

>>56201051
It's for your protection anon, don't you want to transact safely?

>> No.56201258

Chase not needed.

>> No.56201275

>>56201051
Funny. I never thought in a million years that Jamies and my Interests would overlap. But the fight against communist creates strange alliances

>> No.56201878

>>56201051
i guess to many retards got scammed and they needed to block the normies to spend they money in crypto...
tho it only concern this bank and UK wiggas can change bank and buy crypto anyway

>> No.56202229

>>56201051
>your company gets hacked demands btc or xmr
>your bank is chase
>fucked.jpg

>> No.56202310

JP Morgan flip flops on crypto being the future of finance or evil money laundering scams monthly, imagine the smell

>> No.56202371
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they're trying to kill chinkance and its endless slurry of shitcoins
tcasino has to end

they want only BTC,
and only coinbase and other US based exchanges

no way they're going to approve an etf when 90% of the trading happens on an unregulated chink exchange

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>>56202371
no they want only BSV because that is what the law will require. You midwits are participating in a party you are not invited to Kek

>> No.56202748

>>56201051
ah so the capital controls begin, but rather then use government dictat they use private business just doing what they want lol
and there are retards on here that take that as a hint to sell your corns rather than get rid of everything in your bank account

>> No.56202830

>>56202748
You crapto baggies are really desperate.

>> No.56202862

>>56201275
Imagine being this bluepilled, the bankers created communism.

>> No.56202931

>>56201051
Same day as China approves BTC as an approved digital currency in China….hmmm. Dimon is an insider trading PsyOp piece of shit.

>> No.56203004

>>56202830
dont say we didnt warn you when your bank account gets cyprussed
quick remind me what was a corn being exchanged for back when

>> No.56203012

>>56202862
Janus head.

>> No.56203018

>>56203004
False equivalence of controlled metal and the crapto crap
More janus head games

>> No.56203034

>>56201051
Does this impact US chase?

>> No.56203050
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56203050

>he doesn't have accounts with several dozen banks in case any of them decide to get froggy

>> No.56203076

>>56203018
is the bot flipping out or are you just some third world jeet because that post didnt make any sense at all

>> No.56203084

>>56203050
gigabloat

>> No.56203086

>>56203076
>Public legder
>Kyc/aml
>Ip leaks
.
.
.
Gtfo with your Janus head narratives. There are two ways to play this right. Cash in a safe, lead in a crate

>> No.56203305

>>56203086
>your Janus head narratives
in which third world country is this a common colloquialism, cause it certainly isnt english
you still make little sense
except for cash in a safe lol, yes certainly have ugly piece of paper is a better store of value than numbers in a bank account lol
they just make all payments not in cbdcs illegal and all your cash goes to zero even on the black market
i mean common we had plenty of arganons post here about how a corn black market works and self organizes in a hyperinflationary country

>> No.56203346

>>56203305
Oh another bot with his head stuck in ass considering himsel le smart not understanding that he is the npc. It you don't get the Janus play, the Hegelian dialectic with which you are getting enslaved, I don't care, i just mock you. Now scram

>> No.56203379

but banks really want to use blockchains, i swear you guys! they will all buy the link token and make bagholders rich

>> No.56203410

>>56201051
No one uses chase here knobhead

>> No.56203480

>>56203346
well thats a logical fallacy either i am a bot behaving exactly as programmed or i am an npc with his head up his ass, its impossible to be both
now explain your third world colloquialism and dont start spouting more buzzwords
well at least hegelian dialect is english so we are making progress

>I don't care, i just mock you. Now scram
no i dont think you will, i am pretty sure you will keep up the engagement

>> No.56203495

>>56203480
I could also call you a parrot. Same thing. You have no single original thought.

>> No.56203526

>>56201275
OK Shlomo Cryptostein

>> No.56203551

>>56203526
>I don't want to use this liberal masonic thing
>I rather use this liberal masonic thing
>And so should you
Bet you pay most of your transaction with a plastic card

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>>56202748
>ah so the capital controls begin
>begin
We have been neck-deep in it for years fren

>> No.56203568

>>56201051
>Ethereum did not make its baby dady J Dimond hands any money
Good thing is that this dumb meme can finally stop spreading. No way people can keep claiming that JP Morgan controls Ethereum when they are ordering their banks to hurt crypto.

>> No.56203573

>>56203495
>You have no single original thought
and yet you did exactly like i foretold
huh almost like i encountered 1000s like you here before, all interchangeable cogs in a machine
i repeat the same thing because you still didnt answer my request: from where is janus head a common saying, it certainly isnt in englisj

i will however make a new prediction: you will continue to ignore my request and drive off another unrelated tangent to no avail
at least try to be funny this time

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>>56203551
I bet you were happy when blackrock's owned media started to completely flip the (((narrative))) on BTC when they simultaneously made a request for their bitcorn ETF.

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>>56203573
This Janus thing remind me it was the codeword for the scamdemic/vaxx agenda.

>> No.56203683

>>56203615
The etf is bait. Always was

>> No.56203694

>>56201153
In this case they are right. You retards all want to use a very slow and expensive method to your own detriment.

>> No.56203808

>>56202444
Checked
BSV maximalists remind me of those primitive aboriginal tribes that live on those islands outside of india that have limited contact with humanity

>> No.56204862

>>56203050
>net worth: $54,000

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>>56204862
Shine your eyes, roastie

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>>56201051
2013
>it's used by criminals for frauds and scams!
2017
>it's used by criminals for frauds and scams!
2023
>it's used by criminals for frauds and scams!

>> No.56205085

>>56201878
>i guess to many retards got scammed and they needed to block the normies to spend they money in crypto

Nothing to do with it. They just CBA with the anti-money laundering legislation - e.g.
>£250k comes into account
>Where did you get that from sir?
>Crypto lol
>Prove it
>Well, you see it was on DEX so there are no records and I swapped 10m CUMCOIN for 100m ASSCOIN, then put that in a yield farmer to get 10% is PISSFART
>Bank: fuck this

>> No.56205109

>>56203410
Why not? Don't you like free cashback?

Also Starling has a block, and many other banks as well.

>> No.56205195

>>56204902
No criminal seriously uses btc. All criminal activity went to xmr

>> No.56205261

>>56205195

this 110%. Just look on any marketplace.