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Corporate Workplace Edition.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>56191061

>> No.56193222

TTOO. Lol. I warned you.

>> No.56193223
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We're going to crab the rest of the year

>> No.56193229

I just went to reddit to see what is going on over there. a bunch of bots are spamming a 330 dump. I'm buying calls

>> No.56193235
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Bought some Jan QQQ puts

>> No.56193238
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>>56193223
accumulation and selling option time

>> No.56193241

>>56193214
RIGgers rise up

>> No.56193244
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>>56193223
problems were not

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>>56193214
Analyst Wojak is the only reason the company makes money and he gets paid the least.

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>>56193222
CHECKED

>> No.56193255

>>56193222
CR Group 5x'd their money selling a portion of their TTOO stack its literally nothing and people need to stop expecting institutional investors to HODL like they do.

>> No.56193257

One word: bayhorse silver

>> No.56193260
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I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says "Uranium"

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>>56193235
but we verge of a rally soon...

autumn season starting now it's always good for stonks! my favourite season

then entering snowboard season very quickly by november

>> No.56193265
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>>56193223
I strongly doubt that unless it's the hoppy kangaroo style of crab

>> No.56193272

>>56193255
Lol people (retarded baggies) expected CR Group to be long term investors. Never gets old.
>>56193254
CR Group diluted the fuck out of baggies in exchange for canceling $10M TTOO debt. Now CR Group has been selling millions a day.

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I'm debating on paying off some of my student loans early. What interest rate do you guys think make sense to pay off? I was thinking of paying off the 4.8% ones this year only and leaving the rest since interest ain't shit vs just investing in the market.

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>>56193223
then you need to trade 1-5m timeframe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6C4RwENaWE

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previous thread cloud

>> No.56193278

>>56193273
Also for the record
>one on the right is the total
>with autopay, applies a 0.25% discount

>> No.56193279
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56193279

i made $441.87 on 4 quick scalp plays today... ama

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I can't believe they managed to build a car that looks like it shit it's pants. Nice work TSLA.

>> No.56193301

>>56193214
Me in the top right. No joke. Senior Analyst even. Only paid €49k lmao

>> No.56193305

>>56193272
they still hold a ton and aren't going to dump it all like the bobo's think, profit taking at the level of gains they've made from TTOO is expected and normal from an institutional holder. Retail is always too emotional.

>> No.56193307

Give me a good stock tip.

>> No.56193310
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>man reaches ATH that he didn't think he would reach so soon

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Ooooohhh we bump on magic line

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>>56193307
EPV

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>>56193307
visa, intel, coca-cola if you want to hold like month or two

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>>56193301
>Only paid €49k

>> No.56193321

>>56193276
Needs more onion.

>> No.56193323
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56193323

>You don't understand. BOBO Fontane never gets that ORDER FILLED. That TRADE is perfect for him. It'll make him a big star. I'm gonna run him out of the MARKET. And let me tell you why.
>BOBO Fontane ruined one of MUMU International's most valuable proteges. For three years we had her under contract, BUYING lessons, HOLDING lessons, PUT SELLING lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. I was gonna make her a big star.
>And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, that it's not all dollars and cents. She was beautiful! She was young, she was innocent. She was the greatest LONG TRADER I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world.
>And then BOBO Fontaine comes along with his olive oil voice and SHORT SELLER charm and she runs off.
>She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous. And a MUMU in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous.
>Now you get the hell out of here! And if that goomba tries any rough stuff, you tell him I ain't no bandleader. Yeah, I heard that story.

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SOXL will make me rich in the next 5 years

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>>56193214
>ceo tits

>> No.56193329

>>56193307
BHS

>> No.56193331

Why does Fidelity ATP feel the need to keep spamming me about Windows 7

>> No.56193343
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>>56193319
Got greenlight for promotion but there are limited spots.
MAYBE I will earn €50k soon. Then the real big bucks will start rolling in

>> No.56193350

>>56193276
How many times do we have to say Nigger for it to be number 1

>> No.56193367
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56193367

Jesus christ everything I hold is deep red except URNM
I'm down 7k on my largest position
Time to stop looking at the stock market for a decade and hope I get back to my cost basis.

>> No.56193374

>>56193222
>I warned you.
Man, how else would I have ever known that the microcap biotech being aggressively shilled was a stinking turd.
How can I ever thank you?

>> No.56193377

>>56193307
going short here with a longer term time horizon is a once in a 5-year bet.

>> No.56193380

Damn, the 10 year just keeps on going.

But I also think we need to fill the big gap above from last thursday.

>> No.56193383

Moody's wants attention too now so prepare for another random credit downgrade

>> No.56193390

>>56193331
Because they're dropping support for windows 7 as it's past EoL for security updates even for the ultimate and server editions, and they know a shitload of people that use ATP are still on that OS from install metrics.

>> No.56193393
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>BOBO Fontane:I don't know what to do, Godfather. My RESISTENCE LEVEL is weak, it's weak. Anyway, if I had this SHORT in the MARKET, it puts me right back on top, you know. But this... this man out there. He won't give it to me, the head of the MARKET MAKING FIRM.
>Don Corleone: What's his name?
>BOBO Fontane MUMU. He said there's no chance, no chance...
>BOBO Fontane: A month ago he bought the rights to OWN LONG SHARES IN this COMPANY, a HIGHLY LIQUID TICKER. The main SHORT SELLER is a guy just like me. I wouldn't even have to act, just be myself. Oh, Godfather, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do...

>> No.56193402

>>56193350
more times than the other words so something like 40 times

>> No.56193403

>>56193324
SOXS would make you rich in the next 5 weeks.

>> No.56193407

>>56193390
Yes, but I'M not on Windows 7, and they don't need to send a notification every fucking half hour

>> No.56193415
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56193415

I went all in TMF (3x leveraged bonds) on Friday

>> No.56193417

>>56193343
lad i work at a warehouse and make more than you
and you europoors have VAT on top of everything too lmfao

>> No.56193424

Consolidation over time period achieved by price-fixing.
This probably is a floor for a huge up day coming this week.
Maybe not immediately tomorrow. But if this price fixed floor holds it could be a launching pad to at least SPX 4400.

>> No.56193427
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56193427

How do we make it go down faster

>> No.56193428

>>56193415
Powell is dumping, Yellen is dumping, there's no fiscal responsibility in Congress, and nominal GDP growth is like 9%.

Why the fuck would you buy bonds?

>> No.56193432

>>56193316
> he bought at 16.12
lmFao

>> No.56193438

WHEW, YIELDS CONTINUING TO BLOW OUT
BUDDY, CHECK THE 10 YEAR
THAT'S A BIG SHAKE OUT

>> No.56193440

>>56193432
Wut? It's a position I opened this morning.

>> No.56193441

>>56193407
They really do or else some stubborn boomer will shit their pants about atp not working on their ancient shitbox desktop they bought when the kids were still living at home. They're being annoying to get ahead of it and make sure nobody can say they weren't told it would happen. I guarantee you people will still chimp out about it anyway.

>> No.56193448

>>56193438
BUDDY, WE TOLD YOU WE WERE GOING SUB $90 TLT
WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH THAT

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>>56193428
i thought it was priced in

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I'm officially all in on msft

>> No.56193459

CANCEL ALL (BOND) ORDERS

>> No.56193460

>>56193450
Remember when the SPR dump was fully announced and "completely priced in" when oil dropped from $120 to $100? Same deal.

>> No.56193464

>>56193459
If the bond market's so smart, how come it's losing money? Lmaooo

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>>56193438
>BUDDY, CHECK THE 10 YEAR
**Farts in the 10 year's face**
...
Nothing personal kid
t. S&P500

>> No.56193477

WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION
THAT'S A BIG SHAKE OUT
WE CAN'T STOP THE (BOND) SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 10 BASIS POINTS HIGHER
WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT
WE TOLD YOU 2 WEEKS AGO
WHAT HAPPENS TO EXUBERANCE
IS THAT EXUBERANCE CAN MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE
IN ONE DAY!!!!!!

>> No.56193485

>>56193279
You have to pay taxes on that goy.

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You will never see DXY below 106 in your lifetime.

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POWELL HOUR

(I actually think we will pump or stay flat at least)

>> No.56193512

When do I slurp MSFT? $200?

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>>56193367
What did you buy?

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Uranium Kings

All small kneel

>> No.56193536

>>56193485
its a good thing I have capital loss carryforwards that I will be adding to :)

>> No.56193541

>>56193485

oh ok i guess we should just not make any capital gains at all ever

dumb nigger

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56193545

Here we go again

Sour hour in effect

>> No.56193551

>>56193536
Have fun living off 3k of tax free money goy.

>> No.56193558

>>56193551
That 3k limit is only the annual conversion for capital losses to offset normal income. They match unlimited amounts of capital gains, dollar-for-dollar.

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>>56193541
Correct.
You amass a huge position, then take out an asset collateral loan then use the dividends from your stocks / other income to pay off the loan.
tax free.
>Verification not required.

>> No.56193571

>>56193214
What is it like dealing with such characters day to day?

>> No.56193576

>>56193551
this>>56193558

>> No.56193583

>DXY hovering around 106
W E W L A D S
E
W
L
A
D
S

>> No.56193588
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>EDV: 70.84 -2.40 (-3.28%)

>> No.56193589

My boss makes me have sex with her and if I were to try and tell her she said she’ll have me barred from the industry. Idk what to do cause I like my job except for being forced to have sex with my boss.

>> No.56193591

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-09-25/long-treasury-etf-tlt-plunges-record-48-as-market-meltdown-worsens?sref=dJOSAJZH#xj4y7vzkg
Oh no no no

>> No.56193595
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>Happily shill uranium for a year or two
>Have about $4k into the sector
>Bags get a little too heavy and see lots of 30-40% losses across the board
>Capitulate 3-4 months ago
>Start of a new mania and will be left behind, would have been easily profitable by now
I hate it

>> No.56193597

>>56193591
Don't worry, bond baggies will get the last laugh on us when Jerome announces a suspension of QT on a Saturday or some bullshit.

>> No.56193599

>>56193589
I wish my sexy black boss would force me to have sex with her :/
Thinking about jerking on the toilet right now just thinking about it. She touched my arm today and made kissy lips

>> No.56193602

>>56193279
what plays

>> No.56193607
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>>56193595
Classic biz.

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it's not going down enough to hit my limit buys, nigger
very nigger market today
nigger nigger nigger nigger

>> No.56193628

What are some good resources or youtube videos for learning about options? I'd like to learn and practice on cheap stock or even penny stocks.

>> No.56193635

>>56193628
>learn
>options
>ON PENNY STOCKS
lol

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poomper hour activated

>> No.56193641

>>56193602
SPY 1 DTE calls and a put. I just scalped another $73 on calls a minute ago but I'm a litttle heemed I just cut out early before this big move really took off... ahhh well cant be too upset at another 4.66% profit in a few mins

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>>56193628

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>>56193607
That's okay, in the meantime I've been swinging biotechs and made like $240 on LABD, which was my hedge

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>>56193628
fidelity has some good videos for starting out, you may need to have an account though
youtube is almost always such basic things that you could do better reading an article on investopia than there
plus whoever is doing it is milking you for views and prolly trying to sell you something on top of that

>> No.56193662

>>56193635
well I dont, just fucking asking. Im not gonna gamble with my current holdings

>> No.56193663
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>>56193636
i cut my profits early...

>> No.56193672

>>56193661
>>56193662
Options have defined risk. Do lots of reading first. Play with calculators.
I'm happy to shill Optionstrat, but there are other sites, too. Barchart has good data dumps for option spreads too

>> No.56193674

>>56193663
>profits

Nah not in this environment. This like trying to light a cigarette while you're white water rafting.

>> No.56193684

>>56193674
yea but the option I was holding moved another $0.60 withing 1 minute of me selling... green is green, but still. I'm just being greedy i suppose

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56193685

You guys have profits?

>> No.56193687

>>56193591
do any web scrapers/archivers other than archive dot ph exist? i want to read this, it's fucking hilarious. TLT dying means we're gonna see fireworks.

>> No.56193692

>>56193685
>cuc4lU73
im profitable most days... but I like to wipe out a years worth of gains in one play... its kinda my thing

>> No.56193700

>>56193692
Smart. What's the point of earning money, if not to enable yourself to waste it?

>> No.56193706

>>56193685
>AAPL, RTX, AMD, BTC
Half the shit I hold is perpetually crabbing

>> No.56193707

>>56193672
>Options have defined risk
The risk of getting heemed is very high regardless

>> No.56193711

>>56193684
I try to get runners every time to kinda sate my greed. If I can only afford 1-2 options I generally won't play it. I will mindfuck myself if I get too much "longing" for a face-ripping fd.

>> No.56193719

>>56193521
Mostly consumer defensive and a bit of telecom, part of my dca forever stack. Never thought it would bleed this fast

>> No.56193743

Quick reminder that DXY is about to double top while SPX holds above 4000.
This means that the inevitable wave of impending Fed stimulus will easily propel the next rally to 5k+.
Strong dollar is a cushion for further federal deficit spending.

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How many months of crabbing will we get?

>> No.56193746

It's going to get so much worse. Bonds are absolutely going to crash. This is going to launch interest rates into the stratosphere. It's out of the Fed's control at this point. The Biden administration is completely detached from the reality of the American people. Businesses are currently going into survival mode for the inevitable recession that will not be able to simply be defined away. People will be laid off and most of them have no savings. That isn't a thing anymore for a lot of people. The market will suddenly start trying to price this in and it will collapse. Joe Biden will hug a black person, but no one will care. Democrats are pretty much gone as a concept and the Republicans will be able to run practically anyone for the presidency. Lauren Boebert will probably be president at this rate. You are all getting to experience a financial mass extinction event. You better be prepared or else you'll be selling your asshole and mouth just to cover rent. Blood will rain. Easily a 30% drop coming. Easily.

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>>56193719
Well If they don't rise into EOY at least you can realize capital losses to offset future profits.

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>> No.56193755

>>56193214
>CEO
ZAMN!

>> No.56193756

>>56193687
There's at least a dot is mirror for it, and probably others. Why though? Cause that article is saved under both as KjN7B.

>> No.56193757

>>56193711
>I will mindfuck myself
been there many times. I was just being a contrarian on this late day dump and bought a 5 lot of calls trying to scalp $0.10-$0.20 which I did do successfully, but when the very next candle is a $1 move in your direction in the underlying, there is always that feeling of "damn I coulda woulda shoulda doubled or tripled my profit there". but like i said green is green and it could just as easily have gone the other way so im not too upset, just a little

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>>56193745
More like how many years.

>> No.56193761

>>56193743
DXY broke through mega resistance, unless you are talking about double topping at 115 (kek)

>> No.56193763

>>56193756
both are offline for me rn

>> No.56193767

>>56193214
I really really hate this stupid fucking market

>> No.56193770

>>56193260
Oil

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>>56193746
>Lauren Boebert
can i at least get a blowjob?

>> No.56193778

>MOODY'S: A US GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN WOULD UNDERSCORE INSTITUTIONAL AND GOVERNANCE WEAKNESS, AND WOULD BE CREDIT NEGATIVE FOR THE US SOVEREIGN.
uh oh stinky

>> No.56193785

Bros uuuu has been pumping 50% for the past 3 months not sure if to sell and get 45% profits.

>> No.56193794

>>56193761
Yes, all signs indicate blowoff top above 110 is coming. Doesn't need to be exact.
SPX probably cracks 4200. Then we pump.

Feel free to stay short trying to squeeze out that extra 2-3%. Or you can just lazily hold for the next 20% rally, this time towards fresh all time highs.

>> No.56193796

>>56193785
a good time to dump energy before october lockdowns

>> No.56193797

What's an option and how do I reliably earn returns from them?

>> No.56193803

>>56193794
Anon, if that happens, the entire economy is over.

>> No.56193808

>>56193778
A government shutdown I understand.

Fitch was gay about the debt ceiling debate, though. That never happens and they downgraded the US for no reason.

>> No.56193809
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56193809

I was over at my dad's house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a very rural area of a very red state. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country bars. It's the kind of place that farmers, truckers, and the working class go to unwind.

Biden was on the TV and the local gun store owner said,

"You know what? He ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up on the world stage again. Can't believe I'm saying this but Ol' Joe's got my vote next year."

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I ever heard a few calls of "Yessir" and "Damn straight" from the men around me.

Then, everybody clapped.

>> No.56193811

>>56193797
That's like asking "what is high stakes poker and how can I make money from it?"

>> No.56193812

>>56193803
Nonsense thats hyperbole. It'd be back at 428 by eow. Everyone would feel better going long at 420 than 4dirty.

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>>56193746
Stop warning them, I want as many bulls to get castrated as possible after literal decades of them getting free roam and free money. Uppity nigs deserve it and then some.

>> No.56193823

>>56193797
Its an arrangement to sell a stack of stock that you (should) own. You sell it to people that want to make money on options.

>> No.56193831

>>56193808
They downgraded the US because of a potential shutdown, you retard

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>>56193797
>What's an option
its the financial instrument equivalent of crack cocaine

>> No.56193841

>>56193811
>>56193823
In English, doc.

>> No.56193849

Uranius

>> No.56193851

are niggas buying puts into close today?

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>>56193223
I have no idea. Absolute crapshoot. It’s a very real possibility but also getting Dec 16th vibes, plus maybe the doomers will be right, for once.

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>>56193595
I kept buying during this downturn. The thesis was always gonna take a few years and a downturn in the sector meant temporarily cheap prices. I have 30k invested and I'm up 70%-300% on some positions

>> No.56193862

>>56193841
You are better off gambling at the casino. It's a more convoluted version of roulette. Don't waste your time/money.

>> No.56193871

>>56193809
President Joe is doing the lords work

>> No.56193876
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>>56193841

Pick out a stock
Pick out a price
Pick out a date

Will it get there by
Going up (Call)
Going Down (put)

You can buy these or sell them there are risks with each. Do a shit ton of research before you pull the trigger on anything. And stay away from the faggot filled discords full of mumus and bobos. They're all cancer. A few good people but you hard to wager the risk with all the fud.


>>56193851
idk. Shapes giving me the heebs. I am swinging a couple 10/20 spreads on spy. They may fuck us all

>> No.56193877

>>56193415
I’ve got 500k in TMF dying. Have another 150k to dump in. Think I’ll wait till Dec. Still, we HAVE to be near the bottom right, RIGHT?

>> No.56193881

>>56193841
>*takes $100 bill from you*
>*folds it and sticks a pencil through it*

>> No.56193883

>>56193857
I have 100k ready to either by my first house or slurp the dipperino. Was too much of a pussy to slurp cheapies since Jan 1.

>> No.56193889

>>56193588
So much uncanny valley.

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>>56193751
Good wisdom

>> No.56193892

>>56193877
>Presents the gambers falacy

idk bro... Why don't you just use that 150k to buy up stock and sell those options to retards looking for easy money.

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>>56193877
>we HAVE to be near the bottom right, RIGHT?
Surely.

>> No.56193894

>>56193876
>Shapes giving me the heebs
the 200 SMA on the daily chart is looking touchable soon...

>> No.56193895

>>56193841
If you even have to ask what options are then you're definitely not gonna make money from them.

>> No.56193899

30min til eod dump

>> No.56193900

>>56193862
Thanks, I saw a tiktok about naked calls so I think I'm going to try that and see if it's for me.

>> No.56193908

>>56193900
Make sure to go all in, use all of your savings for massive gains.

>> No.56193913
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>>56193809
Based

>> No.56193918

>>56193900
>naked calls
based

>> No.56193920
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56193920

DID YOU REMEMBER TO OPEN YOUR SHORTS? ONLY 5 TRADING MINUTES LEFT.

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56193923

was today the big pump or the big dump?

>> No.56193929

>>56193803
>if that happens, the entire economy is over.
Hate to be the one to tell you this, but it's already dead.

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>>56193923
Anon, the 10 year just dumped 10 basis points and is breaking out to historical highs.

>> No.56193933

>>56193908
I don't have savings but I think I can use leverage.

>>56193918
The tiktok said to be careful but it's the only way if you can't afford 100 stocks.

>> No.56193934

>>56193900
i sell naked spy calls weekly to pay for groceries. when it goes against me i use a little trick called the martingale strategy. i never lose

>> No.56193936

>>56193929
Not if 2 trillion dollars in Bidenomics deficit spending has anything to say about it.

>> No.56193937

>>56193771
Me to Kathy Griffin after losing all my money in ARKK

>> No.56193940

>>56193746
I want to see Lauren's boobies. I'm a simple man.

>> No.56193945

>>56193892
You are 100% right. I need to learn how to do that :( It’s been on my to do list for 2 years.
>>56193893
I’m talking bond rates. If your scenario happens I’d make 600%.

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>> No.56193952

>>56193936
Nominally alive, dead in real terms.

>> No.56193961

>>56193937
You dare put your dick anywhere near those chompers?!

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>>56193746
i love jewish women

>> No.56193964

>>56193809
pasta tier bullshit

>> No.56193973

I'm sure some whizz here is wheeling. I'm sure if you hit up an evening /smg/ someone here will guide you. I have a few pdfs, hit smg up later about selling covered options or wheeling.

We should all start a firm. E-tard

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>>56193964
>That’s the point

>> No.56193975

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.56193979

>>56193913
I love how Biden retards keep talking about the unemployment rate. Hey, bitch, that is only one metric. People have to have two jobs just to get buy if they work at a shitty place. What about wages? Anybody realize how they never talk about wages at all? They don't give a fuck about you.

>> No.56193989

>>56193973
fuck off Sosnoff you cost me a lot of money

>> No.56193992

>>56193975
We took the last second to hook bulls.

>> No.56193993

>>56193973
Sounds good and I’m in! I’m curios if somebody tracked this place how it would preform. I’ll never forgive myself for ignoring the Anon practically begging me to buy GME at $12. How I smugly laughed in his face.

>> No.56193995

>>56193961
Wait Kathy Wood, I'm retarded

>> No.56193999
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56193999

>*DING* *DING* *DING*
Well, anon, how'd it go today?

>> No.56194017

Why is this thread so dead

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>>56193995
Just claim you were being ironic.

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want to hear the mumu cope about TLT getting killed

>> No.56194022

>>56193999
1. Checked
2. She got a boob job
3. She's dating a football player

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>>56193999
up just 0.34%
also fuck you tailor, burn the coal pay the toll

>> No.56194032

who /slop/ today?
i had a cheap wendy's kids meal and i got a cup of chili to make a chili cheeseburger, and then dipped the fries in the rest of the chili

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>>56193974

>> No.56194044
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>>56193979
They do, and theirs tons of positive data, and anyone who’s taken a single econ class knows how to find it and not be concerned.
Pol will rot a man’s brain till he lives in a completely different reality where we are always 2 weeks away from QAnon marshal law, vaccine genocide, and the Great Depression. Unfortunately its impossible to have a real conversation about the real and actual flaws of this administration and there impact on the market.

>> No.56194052

>>56193883
I hope there's a minor pullback, I would love to put another 10k in, but we keep ripping

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>>56193999
Heh.

>> No.56194063

>>56193995
I knew who you were talking about. Have you seen her teeth. I’d take Kathy Griffen for safety reasons.

>> No.56194065

>>56194036
i remember as a kid i had only read about that show online so i didn't know how to pronounce it
i assumed it was 'huh-zard' because of the weird spelling and not just the same as 'hazard'
i saw a toy of the general lee or something at a flea market and said 'oh look it's dukes of huh-zard' and my dad called me a retard for saying it wrong
fucking cunt i'm glad he's dead

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>>56193999
CHECKED
trips of plus 0.01ness

>> No.56194072

bros i set my ttoo stop loss to only one day.

i only spent 50 bucks but still

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>>56194054
long ETF port?

>> No.56194087

>>56193424
It held.

>> No.56194096

The Department of Homeland Security shills are going all out. The crash is coming and you can't stop it. Everyone is going to remember that this is your fault.

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>>56193999
Checked. About $700. Looking forward to a dump tomorrow when jews are allowed to trade again.
Have you ever seen a crapto chart for a honey pot that has trading re-enabled?
For some of you, this may be your first time.

>> No.56194100

>>56194054
Fuck I was so busy shitposting here I forgot to sell my TNA UPRO. You guys owe me if they are down tomorrow.

>> No.56194103

>>56194044
>Tries to outsmart me
>Brings up /pol/ out of nowhere
>Brings up random conspiracy theories
>Muh heckin econ class
>Shows household net worth as if that's an own
Holy shit, what a retard. Didn't your parents tell you if you don't have anything of value to say, to not say anything at all? Just like you said, there is much data out there proving things are getting better. But what about the data that also contradicts that? Retard. Don't reply to me.

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>>56194103
LOL

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>>56193999
>new ATH
>+5.77% today
>+388% YTD

>> No.56194119

gee, can't wait to watch the stock market fall again later this week because republicans are retards and don't know how to keep the government open

>> No.56194121

>>56194085
Microsoft calls

>> No.56194129

>>56194119
>later this week
>tomorrow
Chaim... nice try

>> No.56194134

>>56194044
Now divided by population growth and substract inflation.
Retard

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>>56194116

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>>56193979

>> No.56194150

>>56194134
Why would population growth impact per capita? You sound poor and uneducated. The fact you think your constantly wrong opinion matters is hilarious. This is why no one in your life takes you seriously.

>> No.56194160

>>56193999
Not checking

>> No.56194168

>>56193999
Why she look mad? Think I’m down 50k but won’t look.

>> No.56194176

How will the government shills currently shilling in this thread shill their way out of prison if the government has no more money to fund their shilling? Food for thought.

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>>56193767
working as intended, chuddy

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>>56193214
costco edition

>> No.56194205

>>56194116
God damn I could really go for some good pills right now
Everything is collapsing in on me
I'm seeing shimmering lights every time I blink

>> No.56194209

>>56194022
I bet she has fun with Kelce, lucky bastard.

>> No.56194219

>>56194032
I have done exactly as you just did with WEN using what was the $4 bag (now $5) and a coupon for a free cup of chili with any purchase. I just now finished washing my dish from having eaten something I have not had in years, a shitty Totino's pizza. I was putting in my WMT pickup order last night and nooticed it in the suggestions with a $1.50 cash back on a $7.50 4 pack and said fook it, gimmie. I picked up the order at about 3:30 and just finished 2 of the motherfuckers.
>>56194065
May the LORD GOD Almighty lead you to healing the wounds from a shitty dad. Hopefully there is some benefit within the mix that helped you to develop strengths from it all. Bless (You).

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>>56194142
Ahem.

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>>56194205
>can't refill methylphenidate til Friday
Bros off weeks suck so much

>> No.56194231

>>56194221
Just mainline caffeine

>> No.56194236

>>56193403
I wish. 300 shares and still $500 underwater.

>> No.56194240

>>56194205
Go for a walk my friend. It’s autumn here and gorgeous. Get some music into you or better a audiobook.

>> No.56194246

>>56194142
>average
>not median
Fuck you

>> No.56194250

>>56194220
What's the Y axis here?
>>56194231
I am but it's not the same. Bought some sudafed for like 15% efficacy. Wish i were degen enough to have a drug dealer, but instead i get my highs the legal way

>> No.56194254

>>56194240
It's autumn and rainy here and not pretty at all. Also I can't go out in public because I fucked up my face

>> No.56194262

>>56194254
>because I fucked up my face
?

>> No.56194263

>>56194250
Don't play with meth or speed bro, I know stims for ADHD are all just amphetamine salts but those little chemical changes go a long way to not blowing out your dopamine receptors. Caffeine and just suffering through it is the best you'll get without risking fucking yourself up.

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thread cloud

>> No.56194275

>>56194119
I'm so tired of this shit kek can we stop owning the libs for five seconds

>> No.56194276

>>56194263
I meant for getting prescription pills, I'd never fuck around with street stuff. They put fucking fentanyl in cocaine these days, you literally can't trust anything.

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Just nooticed muh HOOD stock I just bought today shot up in the AH after being down ever since I bought it. I got $10 worth and set autoreinvoostments of $3 daily, and it was about minus 6 cents and is now plus 7 cents.

>> No.56194301
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>>56194272
Bidenbros... we won.

>> No.56194303

>>56194272
I am glad you've started doing this and hope that you continue, it's breddy intadasting.

>> No.56194304

>>56194262
My face is very bruised right now

>> No.56194313

>>56194263
100%, I run in some elite circles and this is by far the biggest life destroyer. Smart good looking wealthy guys who are just miserable thanks to Adderall and coke. There brains are fucked for life.

>> No.56194315

>>56194279
Double check after-hours moves on a site like Marketwatch or Google Finance. That'll tell you if it's actually a real price change with volume or one dude making a meme trade: https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/hood?mod=search_symbol

>> No.56194317

>>56194276
I'd still be careful going that route, some unscrupulous asshole could just press ground up meth into gelcaps the same color and markings as prescription shit.

>> No.56194326

>>56194205
Go and get the help PA.

>> No.56194333

my stop for TTOO didnt trigger cos i forgot to change it longer than a day. ive been holding unbeknownst to me.

lucky i didnt trust the shitskins here so i played only 50$ on it. im down like 20$ on it

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>>56194272
Also here's a bonus for any wagies.

>> No.56194335

>>56194032
isnt it a jewish holiday? Are we allowed to eat?

>> No.56194340

>>56194317
It's all moot since i haven't the knowledge nor the gumption to go this route. I'll stick with just complaining and feeling useless one week a month

>> No.56194347

>>56194272
not one jew in there. worst smg ever

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>>56194315
HOOD shows volume, there's a good sized spike of it, no idea why.

>> No.56194357

>>56194116
Cope. You lost the argument.
>>56194142
Average means the rich are getting richer, and the poor are getting poorer. The elimination of the middle class. Fucking retard. Also, stop showing household. Show individual.

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>>56194272
I’m sorry, but did the S&P already crash? Oh, that’s right. The bullrun isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only a technical correction. Does dropping a healthy 20% count as a crash? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you say this when we're still in a technical bull market? SPY is pumping right now and it has been maintaining a strong position above the threshold for a bear market for how many months now? It's going against a bunch of dirty bankers and holding its ground while at such a precarious time. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded assumptions like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when we gain 10% by next month and someone quotes you. Oh look at that, we just gained a hundred points on the DOW too. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post like this and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these bearish posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like JPow because he’s hard working to the point of sweating heavily. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll people on the internet, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your posts now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster??? Just for one? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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>>56194313
people who have adhd have typically deep depression too. stimulants boost dopamine so make them feel better for a short time, then when it wears off like even adderall does daily they feel bad agai

that is the same reason narcissist and psychopaths need constant stimulation and are impulsive and reckless they try to get the dopamine boost by actions. both feel deadly boredom very easily.

same reason all jails are full of inmates who have stimulant addiction. adhd is very close to narcissism and psychopathy in very sense all those conditions are lack of dopamine.

schizophrenia and ocd is the opposite they never get bored and typically all opposite of impulsivity in personality traits (unless in psychosis) and that condition too much dopamine or too sensitive dopamine receptors.

caffeine increases dopamine receptor sensitivty more than actually boost dopamine. adhd drugs directly boost dopamine

>> No.56194375

>>56194357
Bruh, that's wages for "production and non-supervisory" workers. I don't think you have to be concerned about the 1% throwing off the stats there. It also isn't household.

>> No.56194377

>>56194363
kek

>> No.56194387

>>56194357
Do you have a single friend IRL? Like one, who isn’t your mommy.

>> No.56194390

>>56194354
You'll always see volume spikes in stocks right at market open and close. But on a daily volume of 4 million shares, a couple hundred thousand really isn't much (and if Google has it right, the most recent trades are only a few hundred shares each).

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>>56194363
Based.

>> No.56194401

>>56194373
>that is the same reason narcissist and psychopaths need constant stimulation and are impulsive and reckless they try to get the dopamine boost by actions. both feel deadly boredom very easily.
Hmm, that’s exactly what I’m alluding too, maybe it’s not the coke.

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56194405

>>56194279
Holy fuck, exact same story on VUG, I boughted $10 worth today, set it to $3 auto daily REINVOOSTMENTS, and it was down most of the day since till AH it went relatively way the fuck up all the sudden. The whole thing aside from my own share of it was up 0.51 for the day, but AH went up an additional 1.80%.

>> No.56194409
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>>56193999
breddy gud. its been a while since I have done that many trades in a day. but i have bills to pay and i dont want to go back to public accounting, so i have to trade. its a matter of survival at this point

>> No.56194420

>>56194375
Did I talk about the 1%? No, dumbass. So stop putting words in my mouth. Also, the reason why he's so high is because he inherited the economy after covid. You know, the event where unemployment shot up and is now back to prepandemic levels. Please learn that politicians are not your friends and don't give a fuck about you. Also, data is easily manipulative.
>>56194387
Yes. But that doesn't change the fact that you are a [REDACTED] and lost the argument.

>> No.56194426
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Late Oct we get earnings on the megacaps

>> No.56194444

>>56193403
expiry?

>> No.56194448

if someone here is telling u to take it ez on drugs u should probably take that advice

also
adderall(and the xr saccharate and momohydrate) are water soluble.
u can dissolve them in a water bottle and minimize dosage

>> No.56194452
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Is NVDA this generation's Cisco or Pets.com?

>> No.56194458

Whats it like posting in the only thread on this whole board that isnt about shitcoins
Does it ever bother you that you share a board with these dipshits?

>> No.56194459

>>56194444
No, commons. But my rule of thumb on options is to double the expected time, since I always expect the market to move sooner than it does.

>> No.56194468

>>56194458
I make housing market troll threads.

>> No.56194470

>>56194458
/biz/ was created as a shitcoin containment board. They share it with us boomervestors.

>>56194452
No, that would be CHWY.

>> No.56194473

>>56194420
No you don’t, you are friendless and maidenless. It’s clear by the abundant autism in your writing. Your impotent seething is hilarious. Enjoy always being the poor and powerless, seeking internet arguments for the personal validation nobody in your life gives you. LOL

>> No.56194472

we're heading into the fuckzone
you just have to ask yourself one question: do you fuck?

>> No.56194477

>>56194390
This seems great to me, I am thinking I prefer people buying 1 share of STOOKS I hold rather than selling 1 share of STOOKS I hold. Hundreds is way better and took me into the PROOFIT ZOONE.

>> No.56194484

>>56194468
>>56194459
Based

>> No.56194507
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Today I lost 24K on a demo account trading futures on the S&P Mini.
That means that when I actually use money, I will gain 24K, because trial runs are always the opposite of what will actually happen.

I'm gonna be so fucking rich.
Fuck you faggots, and see you in court because I will sue all of you for being poor.

>> No.56194508

>>56194458
>share a *board*
This entire website is overflowing with dipshits. There is no escape from dipshits no matter where you go. Even locked into the bathroom alone you will encounter a dipshit. May the LORD GOD Almighty have mercy on us all.

>> No.56194531

>>56194313
>>56194373
>>56194401
So basically with adhd the problem is your brain doesn't make enough dopamine on its own, so you take amphetamine salts which make you produce a bit more dopamine and make your receptors better at picking it up. The problems start when you keep chasing more and more dopamine and start doing harder stims, then you get on the hedonic treadmill, and all of a sudden it's two years later and you're sucking dick for cash to buy speed. Take the week off, and just take caffeine. That avoids that issue entirely at the cost of some temporary suffering. For similar reasons I take time off from electronics to reset to baseline camping innawoods, which is a more hardline version of a dopamine detox.

>> No.56194598

>>56194531
When I was taking addy all it made me do is become a working drone, I loved doing mundane tasks but not the things I used to like
Its not like you actually get high from it if you "need" it. I stopped because I hated how I wasnt myself anymore

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The United States federal government is insolvent.

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>>56193257
Bayhorse shill, come have a drink with me. I just wanna talk.

Captcha: OY GAY.

>> No.56194627

>>56194598
I love that feeling of being completely in the zone for hours at a time, incredibly satisfying

>> No.56194632

>>56194605
peace sells but who's buying?

>> No.56194634

>>56194605
No, it can raise money just fine. That's why yields are fucking mooning.

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>>56193999
+2.9% NVAX

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>>56193257
>>56194625
>He fell for the junior silver miner meme

>> No.56194655

>>56194020
Based as fuck

>> No.56194664

>>56194649
I still have a thousand shares of that stack of shit, last I looked it was at 1.1 cents per share. I keep it in my portfolio to remind me not to be an idiot.

>> No.56194665

>>56194020
>women
>in power
Lol

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>>56194632
>>56194634
Higher yields beget higher yields. They can't afford the interest as they roll their debt over, which forces them to take out even more debt. The system has already collapsed, we're just waiting for the freefalling pieces to finally hit the ground.

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>>56194598
yeah but adhd drugs ie stimulants have different impact on different people.

adhd kid = reckless, social and high energy in a student class, when they are fed adhd pills they become quiet and introverted. personality changes totally.

if you feed adhd pills to those who are naturally sensitive to dopamine they become energetic and people prone to schizophrenia go straight to psychosis. psychosis is typically caused by too much dopamine temporarily

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>>56194363
Based

>> No.56194725

>>56194020
why does he have a french name?
based either way

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>>56193857
same, im just gonna throw all my income each month into uranium and retire early, feelsgoodman

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>>56194683
>this is it
>this is the big one
it's bullshit i agree
but clown world basically
infinite money, everyone is corrupt therefore nothingburger

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Should I wait and buy equal 1dte calls and puts on SPY for GDP Thursday? Sometimes this market wants to pop and fade for bad data. I have lost all confidence in my ability to predict market opens

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>>56194020
Letting women vote was a mistake.
Letting women into government was a mistake.

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>>56194729
how do you know Feels Goodman?

>> No.56194781

>>56194683
Nah they can pull out a ton of emergency things to handle debt.
>cut military budget
>cancel new bomber program
>raise taxes
>add new types of taxes
They have plenty of stop gaps to go before they have a panic.

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>>56194769

>> No.56194809

>>56194221
RITALIIIIIIIIINE

>> No.56194811
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Why has EU fallen so far behind NA after 2007 crash? Is it a good time to get into EU now that valuation spreads are the largest ever?

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>>56194781
Everyone always says military but the real problem is America is a giant old person welfare state that’s about to get worse.
This is why everyone’s pushing for immigrants because cutting off the demographic that votes the most free gibs is political suicide.

>> No.56194827

>>56194811
Because they hate money and have worked very hard to make less of it

>> No.56194844

>>56194827
hmm actually EU companies tend to pay a lot of dividends so maybe the spread isn't that big when you factor that in

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>>56194458
They’re like the wiggers of stock trading and they’re so loud. Their most prized asset may just be a nsa/irs collab to blackmail terrorists and put a digital lever into your wallet.

I do enjoy their bobo/mumu contribution at times however. The jannies should prune half their content so the real market can at least have representation.

>> No.56194861

>>56194825
Usually because its the easiest to cut. Ditching the new bomber program would save a trillion or something over the next 10 years. Do we really need a new bomber right now? arguably no but its just a suggestion of how you could cut stuff if things got really bad.

>> No.56194871

>>56194851
There needs to be a separate crypto board and this board needs to be for everything but crypto. It's the only solution everyone would be happy with.

>> No.56194881

>>56194839
>>56194839
>>56194839

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>>56194766
Letting anyone vote is an affront to God

>> No.56194907

>>56193595
This is what happens when you invest basing on feelings and line go up and not fundamentals lol

>> No.56194918

>>56194861
For sure but, and I’m quoting Peter Schiff here so I’m probably wrong, he said debt increased a trillion in 3 months? That’s 4 trillion a year and you figured out 100m. It’s literally going to take heavy cuts, higher taxes, 72 retirement age, and a ton of immigration to fix this. How likely is 1 further all of them.

>> No.56194992

>>56194150
That graph isn’t per capita lol
Arrogant idiot

>> No.56194997

am i too late for the uranium game by now lads? when do you / did you stop buying? im eyeing paladin energy.

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>>56194373
interesting post and that all checks out, but you need to go back nigger

>> No.56195274

Just to be safe. WHEN I buy bonds and hold til maturity, I receive interest in the meantime and at the end I receive my FULL money back, right? (as long the state has money etc). The key to not making losses is holding to maturity, if I only want a safe investment. Thanks.

>> No.56195339

>>56194825
>giant old person welfare state
>>56194861
>Do we really need a new bomber right now?

I started to do some digging on what we are actually spending our money on. There are so many different bullshit pie graphs etc, I had to actually start looking into the budget and allocated spending of these agencies. Department of Health and Human Services is 28% of spending. This isn't called welfare or social security. While the SS department only takes up 23%, still a lot to be sure. But at least its going to people who worked and paid taxes. Anyways see picrel. The operating divisions under HHS are many. FDA, CDC, and dozens of others you haven't heard of before. Picrel is Admin for Community Living. I've worked at a nonprofit before that "helped" the poor and mostly illegals. They get grants from the gov under these divisions. Just about anything can be related to "health and well being". This one tiny non profit in a major city gets 14 mil a year in tax money half comes from the national gov. They only serve a 5 mile radius of the city. They split up and share the "needy" with other non profit orgs. Its a business , the more people they report to "help" the more money they get. The more admins they need, the more the structure grows. Government is already the largest employer in the nation. Its difficult to find exact numbers but if you count shit like this I am mentioning they are affectively employing these nonprofits. I would conservatively say the gov employs 20% of the job market. Only thing I blame boomers for is letting it get like this. Lies and trickery are hard to overcome though.

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>>56195339
>i forgot the picrel

>> No.56195527

>>56193223
the only way you're right is if there isn't a significant systemic destabilizing event. which is normally a safe bet but lately, i'm not sure. there's too much incentive for the shadowy powers that be to flip the table

>> No.56195863

Calling it now. Expect some faggy 'fed whisperer' article to drop soon in an attempt to get yields under control.

>> No.56196053

>>56193222
I don't have any TTOO so thanks I guess.

>> No.56196642

>>56193417
In the year 2023 Warehouse Workers are society's aristocrats because they start work at 20/hr at 18 and work their way up to truck driver making 170k by 28 while college peasants fight over positions making 50k hybrid remote at 30.

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Russell 2000 is down adjusted for inflation over past 5 years