/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.56191061]

Narrative Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56188809

[Anonymous No.56191067]

I definitely was NOT a bear last thread.

[Anonymous No.56191068]

why are bonds plunging when bonds are more desirable? Everybody says people buy bonds due to their attractive yields.
THEN WHY ARE BOND ETFs LIKE TLT FALLING, FUCK???

[Anonymous No.56191070]

a fresh thread! gee i can't wait for all the scintillating takes from the /smg/ brains trust

[Anonymous No.56191069]

Feels fucking good to be holding TMV. TLT buyers pls explain your thesis

[Anonymous No.56191082]

this thread needs more niggers and spics

[Anonymous No.56191089]

Cheapie stock of the day
>>56189600
You are welcome /smg/ enjoy the capital gains, the dividend growth and the free money that I just gave you.
Another cheapie that you all should buy is Nintendo which is becoming the new Disney for Zoomers and younger generations and who has 15B in cash, 0 debt and a resilient business based on IP's

[Anonymous No.56191092]

I thought futures were green last night

[Anonymous No.56191093]

>>56191070
>>56191082
Like pottery

[Anonymous No.56191096]

I have a confession, I am actually a permabull but I like to post nothing but overwhelmingly bearish posts, evidence, and charts 95% of the time.

[Anonymous No.56191100]

>>56191089
Pro tip: post the ticker too

[Anonymous No.56191102]

>>56191068
The Fed is manipulating the long end of Bond market ... they're the sellers. They are screwing over China Bond holders. Win Win

[Anonymous No.56191103]

>>56191070

[Anonymous No.56191105]

Buy TSLA at 240 or continue to hold out

[Anonymous No.56191106]

>>56191089
Zoomers don't care about Nintendo
It dies with Millennials

[Anonymous No.56191108]

>>56191100
SHECY

[Anonymous No.56191111]

>>56191082
They’re here.

>>56191096
welcome to smg

[Anonymous No.56191113]

>>56191096
I'm normally a bull but really want the market to get the fuck over itself so it can correct and we can all move on so I've been gigabear posting to piss off other bulls so it can happen sooner.

[Anonymous No.56191115]

>>56191106
>It dies with Millennials

[Anonymous No.56191120]

>>56191068
If I can buy a $40 (4%) yielding coupon for $1000, that means a $30 yielding coupon must be worth less than $1000, even if I originally bought it for $1000 at 3%.

As yields rise, the value of existing bonds falls.

[Anonymous No.56191121]

Bonds up
DXY* up

Stocks finally start going down

[Anonymous No.56191124]

URANIUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plgg9sSLRvQ

[Anonymous No.56191126]

>OSTK not having a strong bounce at resistance
I'm fucked.

[Anonymous No.56191142]

>>56191089
Japanese stocks are like my cock, small and capped.

[Anonymous No.56191144]

>>56191111
I’m checking these digits

[Anonymous No.56191146]

Imagine

Just think about it

Two years in a row retail bears freak the fuck out about nothingburgers until they get mega reversed in September-October

Lmao two years in a row

[Anonymous No.56191147]

Reminder: We are way below the average true range for S&P500
It can always fall lower
but the odds are stacked against you to be short here
You should be taking profits on short positions, waiting for the relief rally, and THEN going short
don't force a short trade and lose money here

[Anonymous No.56191149]

>>56191115
oh they'll surely be able to turn that into a cash cow cinematic universe to rival Disney
can't wait for that Balloon Fight trilogy

[Anonymous No.56191154]

>>56191142
>small and capped.
Shin Etsu is the largest purely chemical company in the world once the Sabic meme buble explodes.

[Anonymous No.56191159]

>>56191126
Tell me what the appeal is about bed bath and beyond part 2: the next bankruptcy and the myth of the "beloved brand".

[Anonymous No.56191169]

>>56191149
>oh they'll surely be able to turn that into a cash cow cinematic universe to rival Disney
Videogames moggs media. The movies are just to increase advertizement sales, just like the theme parks.

[Anonymous No.56191173]

>>56191147
>what sounds like sound financial advice
>on esemgee of all places
Inversing this

[Anonymous No.56191175]

Okay I'm loaded up on 0dte SPY calls. Let's melt up on today's holiday so I can trade them for VIX calls at 3pm.

[Anonymous No.56191176]

>>56191089
I don't know if I'd invest in any game companies until private equity divests from them some.

[Anonymous No.56191181]

>>56191120
>>56191120
but the ETFs buy the new bonds, replacing the old bonds with new bonds

[Anonymous No.56191182]

>>56191176
You are correct. You do not know.

[Anonymous No.56191186]

>>56189775
https://x.com/WifeyAlpha/status/1706311295207661853?s=20

I find it very hard to believe this honkaloid fuckwit doesn't post on /smg/

[Anonymous No.56191187]

Where is BASFY bro? What's the play now?

[Anonymous No.56191188]

Volume?

[Anonymous No.56191194]

>>56191147
Tell that to the Bond market.

[Anonymous No.56191197]

Its over

[Anonymous No.56191198]

Don’t forget that cannabis safer bank bill is getting approved this week by senate

[Anonymous No.56191205]

>>56191159
https://www.youtube.com/live/dJMKSr9NTGs?feature=share

[Anonymous No.56191209]

>>56191198
And that I bought
>LGLZ
>MSOX
>AYRWF
>TLRY

[Anonymous No.56191216]

Yall sleeping on MRMD im tellin ya

[Anonymous No.56191218]

>>56191188
volume

[Anonymous No.56191219]

>>56191209
With a fun option that will hopefully be a down payment on a hiuse

[Anonymous No.56191224]

>>56191209
Is now a good time to buy WEED? I smoke every day regularly already and it honestly looks like a very good position to me

[Anonymous No.56191226]

>>56191187
>BASF
kek, heemed.

[Anonymous No.56191229]

>>56191224
High tides raises all ships

[Anonymous No.56191232]

Mumu
What happened champ?

[Anonymous No.56191234]

>>56191069
Capital losses to deduct income in the future.

[Anonymous No.56191238]

>>56191232
Market running to cannabis

[Anonymous No.56191241]

>>56191194
We'll see - even bond market should see relief rally too
and/or (literally) the Federal Reserve will start "secretly" buying 10yrs and propping up market
Bond market relief rally, stocks relief rally
I do not disagree that we are on the edge of the cliff, looking over the edge
but we are more likely to take several steps back from the cliff, than to jump and swandive off it here, imo. It is not time, yet.
>pic related - looking at the same thing "two" ways - 10yr is oversold

[Anonymous No.56191244]

what's with this buying wall on instacart at $30?

[Anonymous No.56191245]

>>56191229
Based. I'm about to long $15k into cannabis penny stocks.

[Anonymous No.56191257]

Is this the time to long braaaaaaaap?

[Anonymous No.56191258]

>>56191219

[Anonymous No.56191264]

>>56191245
Let’s goooooooo
>a conservative poorfolio

[Anonymous No.56191266]

>*CLACK*CLACK*CLACK*CLACK*CLACK*CLACK*CLACK*CLACK*

[Anonymous No.56191277]

>>56191241
We will probably be inching lower for a few more days yet. I agree it cant hold this pace till the indicators catch up.

[Anonymous No.56191284]

First Sweden was the weakbitch of EU today, now it is DAX, lol. Why the fuck is my patience always punished? I intentionally, explicitly wanted to wait today before I short the DAX more and this son of a whore dumps right when the US joins. Might as well wait now again. I don't trust this dump.

[Anonymous No.56191288]

so why isnt the TLT manager replacing old shitty bonds with newer bonds?

[Anonymous No.56191294]

>>56191264
Who's the next AYR?

[Anonymous No.56191295]

>>56191232
your mom was scissoring janet yellen and one of them kicked the printer

[Anonymous No.56191300]

REITbros, I'm getting scared

[Anonymous No.56191303]

>>56191277
>I agree it cant hold this pace till the indicators catch up.
What if i told you all the indicators are so padded to look good that it has much much further to go.

[Anonymous No.56191306]

Decent day for SBB-B.ST
Up 19%

[Anonymous No.56191311]

>>56191288
Anon, they buy new bonds by selling old bonds; if the old bonds have less value that means they can only afford proportionally less new bonds.

[Anonymous No.56191312]

As far as I can tell we're still within the solid uptrend from last October. Bears are dumb.

[Anonymous No.56191319]

>>56191288
He’s a nigger diversity hire

[Anonymous No.56191324]

Fuck this gay ass shit

[Anonymous No.56191328]

>>56191311
Sounds like a ponzi

[Anonymous No.56191330]

Oy vey look at 10y computer
>>56191319
Also rolling, but God knows I would impregnate every single one of them.

[Anonymous No.56191332]

Buy coal.

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYIpEkIW0eM

[Anonymous No.56191345]

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.56191351]

>>56191330

[Anonymous No.56191360]

>>56191330
Kek America is fucked

[Anonymous No.56191361]

>>56191311
there should be a bond ETF where when the old bonds are deprecated, they let them mature to expiry and get back their initial capital, and they can buy newer expensive bonds with an inflow of capital or just with the principal and coupons from the old bonds.

Why no bankers are doing such an ETF?

[Anonymous No.56191369]

>>56191284
You just know it's gonna bounce so hard either tomorrow or the day after that. OMX has already fallen quite drastically this year while the DAX... not so much.

[Anonymous No.56191374]

>>56191312
Draw us a line on the 4h or daily of this uptrend ? Its already below imo.

[Anonymous No.56191378]

>>56191319
Here you go in a higher resolution, m8.

Copper just keeps going down... that is really not looking good. And the DXY just keeps ripping, holy crap. Will it actually go for 120 as it did last year?

[Anonymous No.56191386]

The bobo crash is boring. I feel like it will only get interesting when /smg/ actually has about 50 posts per minute like when gme happened.
Get NVDS before that day.

[Anonymous No.56191398]

>>56191378
Copper is bellow cost curve should be bottoming soon.

[Anonymous No.56191400]

Rite Aid number of stores: 2150
CVS number of stores: 9509

Rite Aid market cap: $26 million
CVS market cap: $92 billion

Clown world.

[Anonymous No.56191404]

DXY

[Anonymous No.56191433]

>>56191398
Copper is basically signalling there's a global recession underway

[Anonymous No.56191437]

Can it fuckin stop? WHy didn't I expect this today? Why didn't I just degenerately short the hell out of it on more leverage than I even planned too, FUCK.

[Anonymous No.56191438]

>>56191437
>degenerately short the hell out
You're still early. Bobos are just getting started. Buy NVDS.

[Anonymous No.56191453]

tgt sirs why you keep redeem sirs

[Anonymous No.56191463]

just dropped $50k in VTSAX ama

[Anonymous No.56191466]

>>56191433
I am not sure I would go that far. It is still very high up. There is a definitely slowdown but a recession? Well, maybe a mild one. They promised a soft landing after all rr-r--rright guys?

[Anonymous No.56191484]

>>56191319
Sorry, forgot to input the image. 16, 7, and 8 are my choices.
Also, can oil finally break that 90 barrier? Come on Saudis, the new oil wells aren't really all that profitable at this level. You need to pump it higher

[Anonymous No.56191488]

Oilbros we can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.56191494]

>>56191433
Copper doesn't lead it lags. I telling you that most of the copper produced at these prices is unprofitable make what you will with this information.

[Anonymous No.56191498]

Bros the AI hype isn't working anymore!

[Anonymous No.56191503]

>>56191498
Zoom out

[Anonymous No.56191506]

I warned you every day this summer to get out by September. Why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.56191507]

>>56191503

[Anonymous No.56191516]

>>56191494
>most of the copper produced at these prices is unprofitable
Is it really that bad? Copper is still pretty high up there... then again if accounting for inflation I guess the price should be in the dumps.

[Anonymous No.56191518]

>>56191507
Zoom out

[Anonymous No.56191521]

>>56191488

[Anonymous No.56191526]

>>56191438
>I talk about shorting
>Some NVDA-tranny wants me to buy his shit
Wtf is this board?

[Anonymous No.56191536]

>>56191516
Inflation & low grades are eating at the bottom line.

[Anonymous No.56191537]

They are selling everything but cash

[Anonymous No.56191545]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI&pp=ygURY2FuY2VsIGFsbCBvcmRlcnM%3D

[Anonymous No.56191548]

>>56191526
Bagholders will never learn.

[Anonymous No.56191551]

Finally it closed and I can stop staring at line

[Anonymous No.56191553]

>>56191488
ABS has elastomer components that increases greatly its impact resistant. PET doesn't have those which means the materials were most likely a lot more brittle, specially as injection molding doesn't induce orientation like blow molding. My guess is that they haven't figured out how to reinforce PET with E-GMA, Styrene GMA or SEBS-MAH without retardly increasing the viscosity and gel formation. The sustainability argument is bullshit and even economically rPET is cheaper than ABS and the transition to PET for them is inevitable as PET prices keep dropping due massive capacity increases (clothing and packaging) while Styrenics become increasingly more expensive due their continous loss in market share.

[Anonymous No.56191557]

>>56191536
Damn, then maybe I should do my homework and study up on copper. My best performing stock that I have right now is in the copper business (bought it at historic lows, good earnings, nice divvies).
Thx anon

[Anonymous No.56191563]

What are you DCA-ing right now?
For me, O, KO, PSEC, MCD and TGT.
t. divifriend

[Anonymous No.56191565]

>>56191553
You know about material science but didn't read the article. An issue was the need to completely change the tooling and process.

[Anonymous No.56191569]

>>56191257
IMAGINE THE SMELL AWOOOOOOGA *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFF*

[Anonymous No.56191570]

+3% day lets go QQQ

[Anonymous No.56191575]

>>56191563
VWENX
VTIVX

[Anonymous No.56191577]

BOBOOOOO I'M BAAAAAACK

[Anonymous No.56191580]

Big trading niggas wya how we feelin'

[Anonymous No.56191583]

oooof

[Anonymous No.56191609]

Steady by jerks

[Anonymous No.56191610]

What

[Anonymous No.56191622]

>>56191400
CVS has more assets than debt and made money 5 of the last 6 years. Rite Aid has more debt than assets and made money 0 of the last 6 years.

A real mystery for the ages here.

[Anonymous No.56191629]

>>56191526
You are the most retarded nigger on /smg/

[Anonymous No.56191638]

>>56191565
>An issue was the need to completely change the tooling and process.
I don't know what percentage of the production is in-house, but my guess is that they outsource these things to suppliers as plastic machinery is relatively cheap and easy to operate, so you have a shit tone of providers and a lot of excess capacity world wide as it is one of the first industries to develop in the third world.
The tooling thing is bullshit if you outsource to someone that has experience with PET.
My guess is that they are partially lying, because I have read their patent on PET bricks (I read it for work a while ago) and they relied on reactive extrusion which is very prone to form gels during extrusion.
At the end if they figure out PET bricks they would go from bricks 3€/kg to something that costs 1 €/kg or 1.3 €/kg (add like 20 cents at most per kilogram for the expensive reactive polyolefin) for recycled bottles which would dramatically increase their margins.

[Anonymous No.56191644]

>>56191400
>Rite Aid going through bankruptcy where shareholders get paid last
damn wow whoa it’s so cheap better buy!!!!

[Anonymous No.56191650]

>>56191583
Cathy Would is cute but I wouldn't own her funds. Sold my shares like a year+ ago when she did that interview talking about her Christian faith, and her funds started declining right after. Go figure. We only worship Mammon in here.
>>56191610
My super leftist Mom called me the other day all excited when she watched this dude talking. Couldn't believe it. She's become steadily more Libertarian since joining my hometowns' local government, which is very very funny. I love my mom.

[Anonymous No.56191657]

Oh we are so fucking back gentlemen

[Anonymous No.56191668]

When 2x. I want to stop working already.

[Anonymous No.56191672]

>>56191563
BOIL

[Anonymous No.56191674]

>dollar sitting at 106
>10y 4.5%
>25 beps in November
>8% mortgage rates
>cpi 4%
>5 dollar gas
>student loans
>government shutdown

[Anonymous No.56191690]

LAWD THEY PUMPIN
DAX 19500 GOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56191691]

I told you ahbout the skeeltons in the closet.

I. Warned you. About the. Clicking and Clacking Noises. Coming From The Closet. I Told YOu. I would start Day Drinking. If I Made Money. On SHorting. Scams.

Look At BCLI.
Look at TTOO.

I warned you. That I would begin. Drinking. To celebrate. and they both happened on the same dayt.

[Anonymous No.56191692]

>>56191674
so?

[Anonymous No.56191698]

>>56191092
Someone post the matrix

[Anonymous No.56191699]

Hey bond chads, how you doin'?
You mind coming over here for a quick lil talk...

[Anonymous No.56191701]

>>56191692
Meaoww- ACK!

[Anonymous No.56191705]

>>56191698

[Anonymous No.56191710]

MR SNIBS!!

AWWWW MAKE THE PINCHING STOP!!

[Anonymous No.56191719]

>>56191691
>TTOO
There was one of those shillniggers here earlier trying to hype that it was going to get bought, as if it was valuable enough for anyone to give a shit.

[Anonymous No.56191720]

>>56191629
>NVDA nigger calling others nigger
Just stfu

[Anonymous No.56191729]

>>56191674
Time to get more bullish

[Anonymous No.56191732]

do not forget the rules of acquisition.

[Anonymous No.56191735]

>>56191719
It's a scam that was an easy short

[Anonymous No.56191748]

>>56191674
In burry we trust

[Anonymous No.56191752]

When do I slurp TGT? I believe /pol/ is losing the culture war so I am long term bullish as the stores are always crowded too

[Anonymous No.56191759]

>>56191732
How did they get away with this antisemitic shit on TV?

[Anonymous No.56191764]

>>56191752
Then buy tgt faggot. No one cares that you get heemed in the browneye. Be your own man, you don't need us.

[Anonymous No.56191771]

>>56191106
What about Pokémon?

[Anonymous No.56191787]

>.15% bounce
>not even back to where we were midday friday
>mumu euphoria

[Anonymous No.56191790]

HIGHER

[Anonymous No.56191791]

I thought that buying TLR meant that you were bearish in the market.

[Anonymous No.56191793]

>>56191752
Discover credit card holders get bonus cashback at TGT starting in October, so maybe revenue will go up until eoy. I know I'm holding off on some purchases until then, like I need a new coffee maker I think and some other stuff.

[Anonymous No.56191796]

>>56191791
tlt I mean

[Anonymous No.56191800]

>>56191790
FOR

[Anonymous No.56191817]

>>56191720
You illiterate fucking cunt, read what I wrote and then humbly apologize

[Anonymous No.56191820]

>>56191793
>Discover card
>TGT
loosers like company.

[Anonymous No.56191822]

>>56191791
>>56191796
Only if you're bearish for a reason other than high interest rates.

[Anonymous No.56191832]

>>56191800
LONGER

(I actually meant I want stock to rebound so that I can short again)

[Anonymous No.56191835]

September 25, 2023:

Initiations:

$ANGO: H.C. Wainwright initiates at Buy - PT $19

$ALEC: Goldman Sachs initiates at Sell - PT $4

$AMAM: JMP Securities initiates at Market Outperform - PT $15

$BE: HSBC initiates at Buy - PT $22

$BLDP: HSBC initiates at Hold

$CHEF: UBS initiates at Buy - PT $37

$FULC: Goldman Sachs initiates at Neutral - PT $5

$GLNG: Citi initiates at Neutral - PT $27

$GTLS: HSBC initiates at Buy - PT $212

$HDSN: Canaccord initiates at Buy - PT $15

$PLUG: HSBC initiates at Buy - PT $11

$PHVS: Wedbush initiates at Outperform - PT $27

$SANA: JMP Securities initiates at Market Outperform - PT $9

$TTGT: UBS initiates at Neutral - PT $31

$UPST: Needham initiates at Hold

$WRBY: UBS initiates at Neutral - PT $13

$ZD: UBS initiates at Neutral - PT $81

https://resfortis.substack.com/p/a-sample?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2

[Anonymous No.56191837]

>>56191820
What’s wrong with Discover

[Anonymous No.56191847]

>>56191837
They hold a shit ton of student loans

[Anonymous No.56191852]

>>56191820
>>56191837
Discover is a shit card with lame rewards and high interest rates. It was the first credit card I could get like 10 years ago. These days I only use it when I get cashback bonuses. I'd cancel it, but that's a negative hit to a credit score

[Anonymous No.56191856]

>>56191817
When I google NVDS it showed NVIDIA.
Now that I looked again I see the second result is BEAR etf. Ok, sorry.
See? It showed me NVIDIA first.

[Anonymous No.56191864]

>>56191837
>>56191820
>>56191793

Not enough. Not enough if the federal reserve forever more, exclusively bought children from them for their catering needs. Discover debt this winter nigger.

[Anonymous No.56191872]

>>56191837
Its possibly the least desirable card

[Anonymous No.56191875]

> nvda
Fucking normies I swear

[Anonymous No.56191877]

>>56191856
>google NVDS
Rookie mistake, we only use tradingjew here, next time be less of a faggot.

[Anonymous No.56191884]

Plunge protection team is trying so hard,
IT WON'T BE ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.56191891]

>>56191864
I have no idea what this schizo post is trying to say

[Anonymous No.56191900]

>>56191748
He did successfully predict 20 of the last two recessions.

[Anonymous No.56191902]

>>56191891
Yeah I dunno.

[Anonymous No.56191907]

>>56191891
Discover is bad. Even if all the rich people used exclusively discover credit cards and bought all the children they ever ate from target, it would mean nothing.

[Anonymous No.56191908]

>>56191864
This some kind of Poem bot they are trying on finance boards?

[Anonymous No.56191914]

Any crabs in the market today?

[Anonymous No.56191925]

>>56191907
When buy retail? Why? Niggers and nigger-adjacents be honest with me.

[Anonymous No.56191929]

>>56191914
hang on, let me look.

[Anonymous No.56191931]

Bobos, yield curve is solidly uninverting.

[Anonymous No.56191942]

>>56191931
>10y at 4.523%
Is nature healing?

[Anonymous No.56191943]

If safe government bonds yield 5% for 20 years and the equity risk premium is 5% does that mean I can expect a 10% annualized return from from the S&P over the next 20 years?

[Anonymous No.56191950]

This is the best Bobos can do. Santa rally will eviscerate all bobo scum in this fucking threat

[Anonymous No.56191956]

>IM SO FUCKING SMART

[Anonymous No.56191961]

TTOO. Lol.

[Anonymous No.56191963]

>>56191837
It’s fine. Just use it for whatever the 5% category is

[Anonymous No.56191976]

>>56191942
Yes, I think so. Uptrend is clear.

[Anonymous No.56191978]

>>56191146
Reddit image. Reddit post. Soon to be reddit levels of heem.
>>56191147
>Mumu back from last thread to scream IT CANT KEEP GOING DOWN BECAUSE IT JUST CANT OK
What up only does to a mf

[Anonymous No.56191982]

>>56191175
>I predicted this based on a Jewish holiday
>>/biz/thread/56186309#p56186878

[Anonymous No.56192000]

>>56191976
Just look at that fucking bounce though.
Remember, the recession (s&p losing about 25%) comes when the yield curve uninverts, so it's happening.

[Anonymous No.56192013]

>>56192000
Nice digits. Remember that jews can't trade today if they adhere to their religion

[Anonymous No.56192017]

Are there any companies in your folio you wish you could buy a shitton stocks and be actively involved in? I think it would be pretty kino if you had 8 figs and just dropped it on a smaller cap company and got serious voting rights.

[Anonymous No.56192020]

>>56191978
You don't get it.
We need the mumus to get euphoric at this precise moment. If they didn't get euphoric now of all times, I wouldn't believe a crash is imminent.

[Anonymous No.56192024]

>>56191978
I am literally the biggest bear in /smg/, responsible for the bear thesis copypasta
paid disinfo
return to mean, return to within average true range is normal, healthy market movement
it can always go lower
but you want to bet when the probability is in your favor, when you have a much greater chance at being right, and right in size
MM is desperate, really wants us to not play the mean reversion and buy calls, wants us to keep buying puts

[Anonymous No.56192030]

>>56192013
Baggot didn't post all day did he
I remember the cunt doing some weird shit last night. So he's probably not allowed to use electronic devices today kek.

[Anonymous No.56192032]

Guys... the market doesn't know what it wants to do on a no news day... this doesnt smell good.

[Anonymous No.56192035]

>>56192000
Thank you for the note. In just 2 months the bond market went from pricing in a contraction
>between 5-10 years
To
>between 2-5 years
Soon to be
>between 1-5 years

[Anonymous No.56192041]

>>56192013
>The same people who tied a wire around manhattan and built special elevetors to get around their own religious views surely wont trade today
You think you know the jew but you dont.

[Anonymous No.56192044]

>>56192017
That's honestly a minor goal of mine.
Just become majority shareholder in some small company and flop my dick on the table all the time.
I'd get bored eventually but that'd be neat.

[Anonymous No.56192047]

>>56192041
I did say
>if they adhere to their religion
Didn't i? LOL!

[Anonymous No.56192049]

>>56192024
>bear thesis copypasta
Post it? I have probably done better bear thesis dumps before desu so don't get bigheaded. This is the doomer general. Only the r3dditniggers here are mumus. We all watch the yield curve and shiet.

[Anonymous No.56192050]

>>56192035
Based on the feds dot graphs I'd say it's going to be pricing in
>between 1-2 years
pretty soon

[Anonymous No.56192055]

>>56192047
From their point of view they are adhering to it is my point.

[Anonymous No.56192059]

>>56192055
>>56192047
I can’t tell who’s hewing who

[Anonymous No.56192060]

>>56192030
Yeah he was doing the good ol >confessing ambiguously
To absolve himself of harming you

It's in the holy books

[Anonymous No.56192068]

>>56192059
In this example the jews are jewing their own god and the goyim.

[Anonymous No.56192070]

Some of you people are fucking insane. Wake the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.56192079]

>>56192070
Yea whatever, let me know when it is at 5

[Anonymous No.56192088]

>>56191877
No, I will always be this faggy, sorry.

[Anonymous No.56192091]

>>56192060
Wish we got serious about doxxing him. He recently posted this image which would probably stand the best chance of giving his general location away.

[Anonymous No.56192095]

>>56192050
>1-2
I really wanted to type that for the midwits because it sounds more doomer but,
1-2 is included in 1-5. Recessions last more than a year. This is even more doomer than you first read it as. Please understand we must stay higher for longer. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.56192104]

>>56192068
Pretty sure everyone is being retarded as their sabbath was yesterday and they wouldn't be unkosher unless they traded before sun up tomorrow in premarket or after sundown tonight.

[Anonymous No.56192111]

I lost a lot of money gambling on SOXL weeklies so I bought some SOXL weeklies.

[Anonymous No.56192112]

>>56192091
he has mentioned the town and state he's in

[Anonymous No.56192122]

>>56192095
What do with money market cash? Just continue squatting on it?

[Anonymous No.56192125]

>>56192091
I didnt know Baggie got leg lengthening surgery

[Anonymous No.56192130]

>>56192079
Why, so this looks even worse?

[Anonymous No.56192171]

Is the market recovering? Do I just buy SOXL weeklies to make it?

[Anonymous No.56192184]

>>56192130
Looks smart, we are using other peoples money to wage horrifying wars.

[Anonymous No.56192186]

[Anonymous No.56192194]

ah i see, its one of those classic days where the market goes up and the dollar goes up even a lot more, what else makes sense again?

[Anonymous No.56192207]

>>56192091
is this achievable natty?

[Anonymous No.56192219]

slurpers working hard...

[Anonymous No.56192257]

>>56191345

[Anonymous No.56192260]

>yields

[Anonymous No.56192266]

No seriously, how is the English Civil War comparable to the Fall of the Roman Empire?

[Anonymous No.56192271]

I hate mumus more than bobos. What is the mumu thinking ? Is he thinking ?

[Anonymous No.56192274]

>TLRY earnings in 8 days
>SAFER BANKING ACT BEING SEEN BY FRIDAY
I WANT A HOUSE GOD DAMNIT

[Anonymous No.56192276]

>>56191884
dude its completly normal for the market to go up when the dxy is at +>0.3%

[Anonymous No.56192293]

>>56192266
A bunch of sodomites had a shitfit over who liked dick the most

[Anonymous No.56192297]

>>56192271
>Is he thinking ?
Produces gay lines and shiiiiiit

[Anonymous No.56192305]

[Anonymous No.56192314]

Is bbbyq the next gme? What’s going on with this stock.

[Anonymous No.56192333]

>>56192041
I had an orthodox Jewish classmate who would do stuff like this. One of their rules is they can’t use certain types of technology during a certain period on the weekends. So instead of actually abstaining from those things, he would ask others to do those things for him to get around the rules. Like turn on the light for him, check the time for him, stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.56192343]

>>56191198
no, the Senate Banking Committee is scheduled to hold a hearing on the bill. are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.56192374]

buy in September and go away
really enrages yonder bobos too so a win win

[Anonymous No.56192389]

>>56192374
50 cents have been deposited into your account, thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.56192411]

>FHLB 7% 10/17/2033
bondchads?

[Anonymous No.56192438]

>>56191650
sorry i was looking at boobies, yeah i read her investment decisions were terrible.

[Anonymous No.56192450]

Bears are such fucking retards. I’m gonna go all in on SPY calls for November because we’ll be $450 by then. Literally a textbook V reversal today.

[Anonymous No.56192462]

ITS OVER BOBO
WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED

[Anonymous No.56192472]

>>56192389
now the village can finally poo in a nice green field
thank you ser and good morning

[Anonymous No.56192473]

>>56192450
Don't forget to post loss porn later when you're down over 80%

[Anonymous No.56192497]

>>56192472
You can't stop the crash with a few half assed shill posts. Ya blew it.

[Anonymous No.56192503]

This pump is fake and gay. The 10 year is ripping to levels not seen in the last 15 years but the shit and piss is refusing to die. Prepare

[Anonymous No.56192506]

>>56192450
yeah man a couple of mega cap tech stocks and the energy sector the only thing being up is definitely bullish

[Anonymous No.56192516]

>>56192497
We are at return to mean btw

[Anonymous No.56192524]

>>56192462
You underestimate my selling pressure

[Anonymous No.56192528]

didn't look at the market yet but let me guess, it dumped at market open and slowly crabbed back up and now it sits at +0.2 to 0.3% and refuses to move

[Anonymous No.56192535]

>>56192503
This

[Anonymous No.56192544]

NVAX chads, WTFWT

[Anonymous No.56192547]

>>56192503
I don't understand why nobody can stop. The market needed to breathe two years ago. Now, all that is possible is a crash because people can't see the end.

[Anonymous No.56192552]

>>56192547
Nah

[Anonymous No.56192558]

>>56192450
What did you just say?

[Anonymous No.56192563]

>>56192497
>this is it
>this is the big one, i promise
>you are all deranged
>please look at this graph
nope not last time and not this time, smell you later bobo
the DCA will continue until all bobos are crying and then it will also continue
this is how the clown market works, to deny it is sheer folly

[Anonymous No.56192577]

I can't wait to get paid on the 30th, it's all going straight into my divi stocks.

[Anonymous No.56192580]

>>56192503
Imagine not buying puts today...

[Anonymous No.56192587]

>>56192450

[Anonymous No.56192596]

>>56192577
>divi stocks
great now you've triggered to max payne poster to shit up the thread again

[Anonymous No.56192601]

>>56192587
>Anna

[Anonymous No.56192602]

>>56192462
Good, that makes our situation less complicated.

[Anonymous No.56192606]

>>56192580
I know the second I sell or buy puts some news is going to drop and the markets will moon.
Indecision is worse than wrong decision. Fuck it I am opening up puts

[Anonymous No.56192614]

>>56192601
Its the temu version

[Anonymous No.56192621]

>>56192596
Hey I'm all about divvies tomorrow is the ex date for one of my oil stocks the yield is 10%.

[Anonymous No.56192641]

Daxsisters.. feeling like a shitcoiner

[Anonymous No.56192646]

Why the fuck does aliexpress/alibaba not have inear headphones anymore? KZ and CCA for example. And what the fuck is TEMU. I don't trust this despite appearing pretty identical.

[Anonymous No.56192655]

>>56192646
Temu is legit. It's like a better wish

[Anonymous No.56192657]

>>56192641
It is a shitcoin. Wait til tomorrow EU opening, might go up to 15500 again.

I'll hope we will have a choppy year down. And at the end to 14k or lower for the cherry on the top.

[Anonymous No.56192658]

>>56192563
>frenposting
You shouldn't be near children.

[Anonymous No.56192665]

Bobros .... should i sell my puts? The market is dangerously RECOVERING

[Anonymous No.56192666]

>>56192646
Because of the exploding ear phone problems.
>what the fuck is TEMU
extremely shitty and cheap products made from those Chinese slave labor camps.

[Anonymous No.56192673]

>>56192655
>56192655

[Anonymous No.56192674]

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[Anonymous No.56192680]

Buying every dip, hold 'till im old

[Anonymous No.56192687]

why would you shop on chink shit stores like wish and temu?

[Anonymous No.56192712]

fuck this gay earth.

[Anonymous No.56192714]

>>56192673

[Anonymous No.56192715]

The Max Payne guy legit freaks me out

[Anonymous No.56192716]

>>56192658
>anti-fren poster
>too early, a common bobo failing
one is forgivable but two is just being an asshole
you know what happens to assholes, right?

[Anonymous No.56192718]

>>56192655
>wish
I've actually been thinking about buying WISH.
It's down around 80% from where that shill was pushing it earlier this year. Previously it was trading near cash on hand, with continued burn expected and no way to really benefit.
Now the discount is substantial enough that there's a legitimate chance a liquidation can be forced with meaningful profit for today's buyers.

[Anonymous No.56192722]

>>56192687
Cause inear headphones of KZ or CCA are legit good. At least pre corona they were good for their price.

[Anonymous No.56192726]

>Amazon will invest up to $4
billion in Al startup Anthropic. The deal
includes Antrhopic moving most of its
software to AWS data centres, and using
Amazon's homegrown chips to train its
generative Al models

[Anonymous No.56192731]

>>56192665
Market will go back down after tuesday

[Anonymous No.56192741]

>>56192718
temu is going to put wish out of business

[Anonymous No.56192753]

>>56192715

[Anonymous No.56192758]

>>56192657
> Wait til tomorrow EU opening, might go up to 15500 again.

Hahahhahahahaha - Glad to see we still have our German humour.

[Anonymous No.56192768]

Selling every rip, sell 'till im in hell

[Anonymous No.56192771]

>>56192741
Yes, that's the point. WISH is hopeless.
Stock trades at $100 mil market cap. Something like $500 mil cash on hand. The cash burn continues but if they can cease activity within 6 months and choose to liquidate, there'll be plenty of profit for buyers today.

Even if that doesn't happen, its reasonably likely they field some buyout offers with this explicit intention. Reminds me of ROOT a few months ago. Complete garbage company, but at a certain point even absolute dogshit may warrant a buy.

[Anonymous No.56192774]

>>56192712
>he fell for the trap
>puts
You burgers with your timed bets. Having time as an opponent is not clever. Not even for leverage I'd do this. And I trade leverage, but it is CFD (EU). Though I can understand you, your CFD is worse, you can get into debt, we cannot (negative protection).

>>56192714
That's actually kek, but sure will look like shit in RL, because the print will suck or whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.56192781]

ATER

[Anonymous No.56192786]

>>56192758
Are you buying or selling? I'm shorting. You know what a shitcoin it is, why don't you think it could rebound like a retard? What do you think did it do the last months constantly.

[Anonymous No.56192793]

>>56192774
The problem is nobody buys yearly contracts. They just gamble on weeklies

[Anonymous No.56192796]

>>56192771
Yeah did the same with YELL a few weeks ago.

Didn’t buy it because of that reason, bought it because I like trucks. But they got bought out and I actually made a profit on it even though it went bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.56192803]

>>56192646
It’s okay but their ads suck. They will text you forever. I’m ordered my kids an array of shit from there amd I have been bombarded by them.

[Anonymous No.56192805]

>>56192793
Yeah, that makes it worse.

[Anonymous No.56192812]

High holy days end tomorrow and the (((hedge funds))) will be back, will they sell en masse after catching up to the market situation they can’t currently look at under divine threat of punishment?

[Anonymous No.56192826]

I just scalped $216.75, ama

[Anonymous No.56192831]

very much enjoying being 60% in uranium

[Anonymous No.56192836]

>>56192786
I’m not a trader. I just have shitcoins, no sorry i mean shares in the dax and see a trend.

[Anonymous No.56192846]

>>56192812
So you telling me there’s a gentile MM today ?

[Anonymous No.56192861]

>https://www.computerworld.com/article/3707410/amazon-set-to-invest-4b-in-constitutional-ai-advocate-anthropic.html

weird, why couldn't they just make their own AI? They did their own cloud computing shit with AWS, since its a lot cheaper than investing into other outside stuff by comparison.

[Anonymous No.56192865]

>>56192836
You are not the BASF, Bayer, BMW, Covestro etc buyer...?

[Anonymous No.56192868]

>>56192846
>there’s a gentile MM today
Then Paul and Barnabas grew bold and said, “It was necessary that the word of God should be spoken to you first; but since you reject it, and judge yourselves unworthy of everlasting life, behold, we turn to the Gentiles.

-Acts 13:46

[Anonymous No.56192871]

>>56192861
Maybe its another rivian/accounting shenanigans case

[Anonymous No.56192877]

>>56192865
Reeeee
They’re trying to squeeze us out

[Anonymous No.56192883]

>>56192796
YELLQ was an interesting one. I didn't play it personally because I don't trust arbitrary asset value expectations, and there were also pension obligation risks that are hard to understand. Some of that is still up in the air, although the stock seems to have settled.

[Anonymous No.56192900]

>>56192877
I warned you. I said I'm shorting BMW. I said Siemens etc, they will all fall.

The german government could save them but it might also only be for a mere pump and dump. I sincerely hope they don't help them with the electricity costs, cause it is not my problem and it can't be their fuckin electricity price is way lower than that of the people. If the SPD does this, which the base of the party demands, they are NOT the party of the worker/people. Scholz is against it which surprised me, but I'm sure he will eventually give in.

[Anonymous No.56192905]

>>56191705
So would I look at S&P 500 futures then say SPY to test this graph?

[Anonymous No.56192915]

>>56192905
You can look at whatever you want because it's made up

[Anonymous No.56192924]

>>56192826
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.56192928]

i just scalped another $141.74, ama

[Anonymous No.56192931]

Btw i think the DAX will actually repump tomorrow morning. USP is where it started today EU morning. EU will probably try to catch up tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.56192943]

>>56192900
The fundamentals are fine (in most). This is the shitcoin analogy. It’s a bunch of retards fronting it politically. Or characteristically. Oh my gawwd loord jesus. *that was black lady impersonation*.

[Anonymous No.56192949]

BOILbros... the charts are looking slurpable

[Anonymous No.56192961]

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS ARE TOO
YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN
DON'T LISTEN TO JEWS

[Anonymous No.56192968]

>>56192943
I know, I also was too bearish. But I know the market is not rational so it could equally dump way lower. The only stocks performing really well are the insurance companies. If they also get a beating, it's over.

[Anonymous No.56192972]

>>56192928
>>56192924

[Anonymous No.56192997]

>>56192949
I slurped a small amount in the 51s this morning but expected it to DROOP some deeper. It commenced to shooting into the 54s and is now falling back again. It struggles to make/hold any sort of rally right now and has hit the 50s twice over the last few market days. We are in the seasonal transition. I do not know how low it will go, how long the transition will take, and when it will turn back overall bullish, but I do only very light slurps right now and sell portions on relatively good rips to get my average cost down and not let the position get top heavy.

[Anonymous No.56193009]

>>56191516
Everything surrounding mined resources is completely fucked. If there is a real major downturn it will kill off what capex is left and it'll get really interesting in the aftermath as the world has to live to hand to mouth on fucking copper.

[Anonymous No.56193023]

>>56192961
Kek.

[Anonymous No.56193042]

Stepcandle, I'm stuck

[Anonymous No.56193083]

>>56193009
>copper

Maybe we can build pyramids, sphinxes, etc..... such like that.

[Anonymous No.56193115]

>>56191061
Should I buy spy puts for 390 in January?

[Anonymous No.56193142]

>>56192968
Well most of the population is forced to get insurance for homes they don’t own.

[Anonymous No.56193148]

I'm trans btw

[Anonymous No.56193180]

>>56193115
yes

[Anonymous No.56193216]

Fellas, I got a plan: We're gonna buy the uranium.

All of it.

[Anonymous No.56193217]

So we're just not going to bake any more /smg/s?

[Anonymous No.56193218]

>>56193214
>>56193214
>>56193214

[Anonymous No.56193336]

Anyone else just sitting on cash waiting to buy the inevitable crash?

It's lazy but I feel like shorting would somehow end up fucking me because of ((them)).

[Anonymous No.56194538]

>>56193336
By far mostly yes, letting it draw daily accrued/monthly paid 4.9%. I have a very small amount of STOOKS, but otherwise I am primarily focused on NATGAS plays. Once the greater markets hit a breddy gud HAPPOONING I will indeed put a much more substantial portion of my capital into a selection of STOOKS for the longer term.