/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.56171888]

God candle edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>56170249

[Anonymous No.56171896]

>>56171888
first for checked and also bears will cum

[Anonymous No.56171897]

told you >>56165024

[Anonymous No.56171899]

First for Nvidia at $100 a share

[Anonymous No.56171903]

>>56171756

[Anonymous No.56171905]

Checked

[Anonymous No.56171907]

lunch fu?

[Anonymous No.56171913]

>>56171888
checked um, tripple 8s. thanks baker

[Anonymous No.56171915]

WHY IS THE VIX SO RIGGED

[Anonymous No.56171918]

>bouncing on floor like under inflated basketball
>moo moos: WE'RE BACK

[Anonymous No.56171921]

HUSH LITTLE MUMU DON'T SAY A WORD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384

[Anonymous No.56171931]

>https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/amazon-bringing-ads-prime-video-announces-higher-priced-ad-free-option-rcna116865

>https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/entertainment/prime-video-update-announces-limited-ads

Ok what the fuck? Why does Amazon need to spam ads on Prime Video? I can understand why some of their subsidiaries like Twitch having to spam 10 annoying ads in a row because that company is slowly dying and never was that profitable...

But AMAZON? One of the richest companies around. There's no excuse for that shit.

[Anonymous No.56171932]

>TGT

kek get woke go broke

[Anonymous No.56171933]

SPY is going to do its best to get under 420.
QQQ is going to do its best to get under 350.
TLT is going to do its best to get under 90.

This stuff may as well all be scripted.

[Anonymous No.56171934]

Remember that time I told u guys to short WING and it didn't rly do anything. Well it's been coming down slowly. But surely.

Wingstop.

Lemon pepper bone-in wings.

Mango habanero bone-in wings.

Fries. with cheese on it and Louisiana Voodoo sayysozaning.

[Anonymous No.56171935]

>>56171915
lack of trading volume screwing with the math ?

[Anonymous No.56171938]

[Anonymous No.56171942]

>>56171931
Imagine being a payfag lmao

[Anonymous No.56171943]

>>56171931
Amazon doesn't make much on paper and go after ad revenue at every opportunity. I give it about two years tops if things continue like they have been before everyone is just paying for a seedbox or vpn and hitting the high seas for their media again.

[Anonymous No.56171950]

...

[Anonymous No.56171951]

Is the yuro who gets paid for shorting shares here? What broker lets you do that? I wanna get paid for shorting too.

[Anonymous No.56171961]

WTHWT?!

[Anonymous No.56171962]

If I sell $15 puts for $375 each dated in to 2026 and the stock price is hovering just above $15, what price would I realistically expect to be called? Im selling long dated puts to get a cheaper entry price.

Is it more random, the decision of this person holding this put? IE: They could wait a year until it drops a lot to call it - or should one expect to be called when the price drops below $15? For example, the price dropped to $14.97 but I was not called.

[Anonymous No.56171966]

>>56171950
pick. not walking stick.
>XLU ?

[Anonymous No.56171972]

>>56171951
CMC Markets, it's only 0.9% per annum though

[Anonymous No.56171977]

>>56171888
I ate an edible for breakfast this morning and now I'm so hight I'm freaking out. Paranoia through the roof. I was told I'd become a better trader now I just want to hide in the attic so that the jews don't read my thoughts.

[Anonymous No.56171978]

>>56171972
beats having to pay +10% annual interest to the brokerage every day.

[Anonymous No.56171984]

>>56171977
>hide in the attic so jews won't read my thoughts
Kinda ironic don't you think

[Anonymous No.56171985]

Uranium Kings.... They told us we were insane

[Anonymous No.56171988]

>>56171931
You don't become the richest company around by refusing money.

[Anonymous No.56171989]

bear bros...

[Anonymous No.56171994]

>>56171932
Ay yo, man, we can just boost these shares. Mug that nigga!

[Anonymous No.56172000]

>>56171931
You will watch the globohomo ads and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.56172002]

>>56171961
Bobos shorted the hole. AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.56172009]

>>56171985
Uranium is the new AI. AI is the new electric vehicles. Electric vehicles is the new crypto

[Anonymous No.56172010]

WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.56172011]

>>56171915
It measures volatility. If everyone thinks we fucked then vix isn't gonna show what you think it shows.

[Anonymous No.56172019]

>>56171985
LEU > KAP > CCJ > UROY > Whatever other dogshit everyone else is holding.

[Anonymous No.56172024]

>>56171972
oh, and thank you I'll check it out. Almost forgot to thank you lol

[Anonymous No.56172026]

record short profit taking before the weekend. I wouldnt get an erection over this mumus

[Anonymous No.56172035]

>>56172019
>some junior before KAP and CCJ
lol

[Anonymous No.56172038]

BOBO?

[Anonymous No.56172045]

>>56172035
Enrichment enriches. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.56172057]

Now's the time to buy NTR, lads. I came here in June to tell you this, and here I am, again!
NTR!
NTR!
NTR!

[Anonymous No.56172065]

>>56172057
I've been eyeing it but potash is yet to bottom. Why is the time now and not a bit later anon?

[Anonymous No.56172068]

>>56172057
Sorry, us CF chads are already balls deep in fertilizer. And your wife.

[Anonymous No.56172069]

alright i bought you got me nerds

[Anonymous No.56172075]

>>56172069
what did you buy?

[Anonymous No.56172080]

>>56172011
>the math behind the calculation and the accompanying explanation takes up most of a 15-page white paper published by the Cboe.
i am not gonna read 15 pages. i suspect low volume screws with it.

[Anonymous No.56172087]

>>56172069
>eh bot?

[Anonymous No.56172103]

baggie - you going for juice ?

[Anonymous No.56172107]

>>56171988
Yeah but that shit is giving me flashbacks to how the downfall of MySpace happened; they got too fucking greedy with ads and people ditched it eventually. I'm expecting at least one of their companies, Twitch, to go under in 2024 because the ads are fucking with their profit margins no joke.

[Anonymous No.56172128]

>>56172057
Now isn't the time to buy anything

[Anonymous No.56172130]

It's going down
I'm yelling "Timber!"

[Anonymous No.56172131]

>>56171951
Yeah here I am .

[Anonymous No.56172151]

Overweight reco of the day

https://twitter.com/ResFortis/status/1705304421771497708

[Anonymous No.56172155]

>>56172057
why ?

[Anonymous No.56172158]

>>56172151
You want overweight? Try WW or PLNT.

[Anonymous No.56172161]

>>56172038
Yes?

[Anonymous No.56172162]

>>56172131
>>56171951
The title of the pic is ironic cause somebody called me bleeding maniac for shorting EU since February (as if I wasn't also taking profits, lol)

CMC Markets is that. IG markets also pays you, but the positions are larger. You cannot mass minipositions.

You unironically can even tweak the amount you get. I have a 0,5 short position which gave me 0,19 cents yesterday.

A 0,04 position gave me 0,02 €
0,04Posx12,5 = 0,5
0,02€ x12,5=0,25€

It was like that for yesterday. Gonna observe it remains like that. That's squeezing every penny out of my margincapital.

[Anonymous No.56172164]

>>56171888
Holding transocean…rigniggers how we feeling?

[Anonymous No.56172165]

Is that a fucking bart on the nasdaq

[Anonymous No.56172174]

>3pm
>nvda calls finally going green
>interactive brokers pull early because low liquidity

[Anonymous No.56172175]

>>56172151
Who the fuck is cantor Fitzgerald?

[Anonymous No.56172192]

that's some chop right there

[Anonymous No.56172204]

>>56172164
what's your take on BDRY

[Anonymous No.56172205]

Now reverse and pump again

[Anonymous No.56172214]

>>56172175
> he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.56172216]

Late friday crash lmao
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS!

[Anonymous No.56172218]

>>56172165
Bobo can't keep getting away with this

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.56172225]

Lmao its doing the reverse pump, where instead of mooning its like the opposite of mooning, lmao

[Anonymous No.56172227]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT PRICE ACTION ?

[Anonymous No.56172234]

What is this shit?

[Anonymous No.56172237]

>>56172162
sounds awesome. Are those negative rates variable then?

[Anonymous No.56172243]

>>56172174
nvda calls are overprices and basically you deserved it

[Anonymous No.56172244]

RIP to all the leveraged index holders lmao

If we close like this Monday is going to be interesting

[Anonymous No.56172245]

Lmao who got hooked at the 3pm scam pump? Show yourselves…

[Anonymous No.56172246]

[Anonymous No.56172260]

IS THIS EVEN LEGAL? HELLO ? SEC ?

[Anonymous No.56172261]

oil chads they can't stop us. they thought the dxy would scare us away

[Anonymous No.56172267]

>ten minutes before close
>someone buys my 0dte TQQQ $38 calls for $0.01 ea
WHAT DO THEY KNOW?!

[Anonymous No.56172269]

>>56172261
RIGgers can’t stop winning

[Anonymous No.56172273]

>>56172204
Anon... do you think "Transocean" deals in ocean transportation?

[Anonymous No.56172274]

>>56172204
Haven’t looked into it much but it’s worth a shot I

[Anonymous No.56172275]

The economic policies of Joseph Robinette Mother Fucking Biden "What You Hidin" Jr. have just hit the markets.

[Anonymous No.56172278]

HEY Y'ALL
JUST WALKIN' BY
TO LET Y'ALL NIGGERS KNOW
THAT
INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

[Anonymous No.56172279]

Important read from John Kenneth Galbraith's book "The Great Crash, 1929." This is the disturbing account of what happened.

Don't be foolish and wait until a scenario like this before exiting the greatest manic super bubble in U.S. history.

[Anonymous No.56172281]

IM TRY'N IM TRY'N
TO DRINK AWAY THE PART OF THE DAY I CANNOT SLEEP AWAY

[Anonymous No.56172283]

I have $9000 to invest on Monday what options to I buy? Is it even safe to buy anything anymore?

[Anonymous No.56172284]

>>56172218
told you

[Anonymous No.56172286]

>>56172267
That's your tip for being a good goy. Thanks for taking all the risk.

[Anonymous No.56172289]

I believe General Motors will go bankrupt again. That's just my opinion

[Anonymous No.56172290]

>>56172237
What do you mean? The picture can be misleading. The rate is negative and the sum is a positive sum, but I receive money, it is not being subtracted.

For indices the rates are variable, they are linked with the EU short term rate (ESTER) which is linked to the ECB rates. This is why I got more money last night, because last week they raised and it takes most times a week to adjust, as you can see on picrel a day earlier.

So if they cut I will get interest like yesterday and so on. For me to have to pay again, although not much we would need 4 cuts 25 bps.

[Anonymous No.56172291]

You know you can make all the pain go away if you just buy and hold TMV.

[Anonymous No.56172297]

>>56172283
Say goodbye to you 9k if you’re going into options

[Anonymous No.56172302]

HAHA ,BULLMARKET IS BACK

[Anonymous No.56172303]

>>56172267
>>56172267
It's just your female broker taking pity on you and leaving you enough money to buy some tendies.

[Anonymous No.56172307]

>>56172289
Because of the ignition switch negligence they should. I fucking hate GM and their shit cars so much. Anybody that buys a GM car is a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.56172308]

>>56172273
oh fugg

[Anonymous No.56172311]

>>56172283
It's the bottom, trust me, just buy everything, and as much as you can

[Anonymous No.56172314]

>>56172307
Government Motors

[Anonymous No.56172316]

>>56172303
After her commision, I made $1.84

[Anonymous No.56172320]

>>56172261
Every time Jerome raises DXY a point, God sets a refinery on fire.

[Anonymous No.56172321]

>>56172290
ok so they're variable and tied to ESTER. Thanks

[Anonymous No.56172322]

Roller coaster market

[Anonymous No.56172326]

>>56172289
Aren't the UAW shutting down a couple dozen of their supplier plants? GM is fuuuucked.

[Anonymous No.56172335]

Send us a heem candle

[Anonymous No.56172336]

>>56172321
For EU yes, Sweden to Riksbank, Norway to their bank and US to Fed etc.

[Anonymous No.56172337]

SPY 429.99

[Anonymous No.56172342]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.56172345]

>>56172337
Leet

[Anonymous No.56172347]

AND NOW IT PUMPS? FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.56172348]

>>56172326
>give us $50/hr and 4 day work weeks to assemble your Chevy rental car

[Anonymous No.56172354]

wierd close

[Anonymous No.56172356]

>>56172347
0dtes are bad end of day investment usually

[Anonymous No.56172357]

>>56172342

[Anonymous No.56172360]

>>56172348
BUY CROCS

[Anonymous No.56172364]

>>56172342
-1.6%
just holding SOXS and TMV with cash ready to buy more TMV
it's comfy

[Anonymous No.56172366]

>>56171984
Kek. I made some really strong coffee and now I'm doing better. That heavy heavy fog that makes you lose your motor skills and then makes you paranoid and extremely anxious is the worst.

[Anonymous No.56172368]

>>56172356
just blatant manipulation if you ask me

[Anonymous No.56172374]

>>56172342
+0.17
solded some BOIL for a proofit.

[Anonymous No.56172377]

>>56172336
I'm a yuro so should then be tied to ESTER for me

[Anonymous No.56172379]

>>56172342
>-1.4%
But! But! But! I've been deploying capital to lower my initial cost basis. Just need to wait 2 more weeks until we recover.

[Anonymous No.56172381]

>>56172342
...I just want the market to crash, is that so much to ask?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4FF7x8vnZg

[Anonymous No.56172389]

>>56172377
It depends on whcih market you trade. DAX, CAC,AEX, Italy etc are ESTER.
OMX (Sweden) is their own rate. That's what I meant.

[Anonymous No.56172392]

>>56172342
+1.40%

[Anonymous No.56172393]

>>56172289
>I believe General Motors will go bankrupt again
Ford actually might go bankrupt. They built a shit ton of EVs that no one wants. Elon might actually be trying to bankrupt them by lowering his own margins to gain market share

[Anonymous No.56172397]

>>56172389
ah I see then that makes sense. Anyway nice to get an interest for shorting, instead of having to pay interest. Thank you Jews, based financial black magic.

[Anonymous No.56172399]

fuck you TSLA

[Anonymous No.56172404]

>>56172283
youre a week to late to go short

[Anonymous No.56172406]

>$499 tinder subscription per month
LMAO

[Anonymous No.56172409]

>>56172342
+0.32%, but I killed it on my couple short term degen options plays.

[Anonymous No.56172414]

>>56171932
The thing is the company is very profitable right now. The stock isn't the companies financial situation.

[Anonymous No.56172423]

>>56172406
This is ridiculous. The senate has no dress code, major militaries have spokestrannies, at this point we need to give up and straight up legalize hookers.

Short MTCH and BMBL I guess.

[Anonymous No.56172426]

>>56172342
+$90 unrealised.
Also bought some more STLA because i don't know
I hate this stupid market so much

[Anonymous No.56172428]

>>56172397
It's also way higher than at the banks.

DAX has 780 margin for 1 position. For one position I assume you get 0,38€ per day.
0,38x30= 11,4Euros
That's about 17% interest p.a.
But you have to watch your margin, have reserves. I do have about 50% reserves in the bank for 4% currently, but not fixed, so that I can always pump my margin if necessary. Gonna short more next week depending on how we move. I actually just wanted to short more but I forgot that DAX closes 22:00 and not 23:00 on friday, lol.

[Anonymous No.56172430]

>>56172348
They should get $50 an hour. I hope they do.

[Anonymous No.56172452]

>>56172414
You think stock price will recover then? Or right back to $70? I kinda wanna short here

[Anonymous No.56172453]

>>56172261
I have calls on DRIP, just letting you know that.

[Anonymous No.56172457]

Wonder how next week will go. Bloodbath every day I guess?

[Anonymous No.56172470]

can this month please just end

[Anonymous No.56172475]

>that last minute pump into dump to fuck both sides

lmao what a way to start yom kippur

[Anonymous No.56172482]

>>56172348
ok replace them with spics

[Anonymous No.56172487]

>>56172475
We'll go back to august levels next week.

[Anonymous No.56172500]

>>56172482
Probably harder working than these Ohio methheads desu

[Anonymous No.56172508]

>>56172342
Flat. I'm at work now. I warned about the deflated basketball.

[Anonymous No.56172519]

So, what's new?

[Anonymous No.56172551]

>>56172307
Also, fuck Ford. Fuck them for making a shitty trans on their Focus vehicles. I had to buy a new car because I broke down on the highway, and it just went into the high rpm range and wouldn't shift.
>>56172289
Good. Maybe make good cars and people would buy them.
>>56172393
I don't know who the hell they think they are, but why would someone who lives in a rural area buy an electric truck? These electric trucks are for the fags that buy trucks but live in the suburbs and have never used the bed. I mean, seriously. Have you ever seen anyone with a Jeep Gladiator use their bed?
>>56172348
>Nooo the wagies have to be paid a shitty wage while the CEO, who has had his pay bumped up for decades, is the good guy
Rope, now

[Anonymous No.56172557]

>>56172519
Do an update video
I know correlation != causation, but the markets have been in turmoil since you stopped

[Anonymous No.56172569]

>>56172557
Most of this general deserves it frankly for the unjust treatment this general has given to me, my wife, and my beautiful daughter. I might make an update video in the future, but not until there is blood in the streets.

[Anonymous No.56172570]

>>56172519
>>56172519
>no new video in a month
fuck are you doing

[Anonymous No.56172575]

>>56172393
Tesla and Ford arent really in the same market segment. Ford sells mainly pickup trucks, not cars.
Tesla is getting competition from every angle. Ford is the least of their problems.

[Anonymous No.56172584]

>>56172570
I have a big boy job now. I've only been there 3 weeks and I already got a promotion. This job is hard work and I have a lot to learn so I simply don't have the time I had before at my shit cleaning job. I intend to make videos again but I have to get my shit together and learn this new job first.

[Anonymous No.56172602]

>>56172342
cash gang still

[Anonymous No.56172605]

>>56171888
I have Chase college checking/savings accounts and just inherited some money that I want to invest before I spend it all because I've never had this much money before. Any reason I shouldn't open an investment account with Chase instead of say Fidelity or Schwab?

[Anonymous No.56172610]

>>56172584
What company?
I promise I wont try dox you & report you for being a tranimepedojew.

[Anonymous No.56172625]

>golden cross on the dollar

[Anonymous No.56172628]

>>56171962
You have a lot of time value in that put.
Whoever exercises it, could instead sell the stock AND the put, and get more money.
As time passes, and the stock value drops, eventually exercising the put will be better than selling the stock and selling the put.
That's when you'll get called.

[Anonymous No.56172630]

>>56172610
I wish I could tell you, but I can't even tell you what line of work I'm in because it would be that easy to dox me.

[Anonymous No.56172639]

>>56172630
Anon is a foot model for crox

[Anonymous No.56172653]

>>56172628
>buy long-dated ATM options
>exercise as soon as possible just to troll the guy that sold them to you
is there a way to figure out if the option you're buying is from a market maker or not?

[Anonymous No.56172666]

>>56172639
Loud and proud brother

[Anonymous No.56172691]

>>56171931
Tech companies aren't profitable and running servers is getting more expensive so the internet is going to turn into closed off private spaces where we exchange for goods and services in monero and acquiring computer chips becomes expensive for plebs and FAGMAN turns on each other with private operators sabotaging and stealing chip shipments. Hope you didn't fall for the electronics recycle meme your i5 2500k will only go up like bitcoin when QE was the name of the game.

[Anonymous No.56172725]

>>56172605
banks are just going to third party that shit out
also a higher chance of not being able to move your money due to low liquidity, extra rules, etc.
just go with an actual broker (not robinhood, its for niggers)

[Anonymous No.56172739]

>>56172725
Rolling for what porn i'm jerking off to today

[Anonymous No.56172750]

>>56172739
Not bad.
>>56172725
rollin!

[Anonymous No.56172751]

>>56172725
I want to buy a "please rape me" bracelet for scoopsies.

[Anonymous No.56172760]

>>56172751
Can't say i'm supprized I guess

[Anonymous No.56172766]

up $10 today

[Anonymous No.56172770]

>>56172725
I'm always curious about the one that was sold between 41 and 42, what did it say?

[Anonymous No.56172773]

>>56172452
Honestly, this company is being shit on stock wise so idk where the floor is lmao. At some point people will devour it for the high and secure dividend alone.

[Anonymous No.56172778]

>>56172770
Janies took it. Make of that what you will

[Anonymous No.56172781]

>>56172766
And yet JPM remains a fortress.

[Anonymous No.56172796]

>>56172766
People hate BAC for some reason. But they're doing very well, can't explain it desu.

[Anonymous No.56172804]

>>56172781
i picked boa specifically cause i figure theyre the most melanin-inclined

shoulda bought one on chase as well, will do and rocket as well thru oct if this lands itm

[Anonymous No.56172817]

>>56172781

[Anonymous No.56172821]

>>56171951
I hope for your sake you actually mean to be taking out that position and aren't just in it for the rebate. They have built up fail positions that they need to close using (you) as the liquidity. A broker paying someone to borrow on a short is an extreme outlier and makes no sense for them otherwise.

[Anonymous No.56172826]

>>56172804
Short COF. Those dumbasses keep spamming me with credit card offers.

[Anonymous No.56172838]

>>56172796
pricing in future credit issues. writing on the wall.

really just tryina keep myself busy while i wait to net even from longing uvxy for a year

[Anonymous No.56172844]

This general has the best posts. I get most of my images and internet laughs from here. Thank you (mostly) all

[Anonymous No.56172847]

>>56172838
>really just tryina keep myself busy while i wait to net even from longing uvxy for a year
good luck

[Anonymous No.56172856]

>>56172821
I just want to short some shit stocks without having to pay out the ass in fees

[Anonymous No.56172870]

>>56172826
fuuck great idea. between them and whoever is underwriting the shit ccs like the venmo card

[Anonymous No.56172885]

>>56172847
i know right. dumbest move I've made but at least i still got the principal. I'm expecting it to come somewhere close to green at the next rate rike

[Anonymous No.56172940]

>>56172870
I was just thinking about that Peter Lynch guy and how he said to invest in what you see. As someone who's already told AMEX to go pound sand I can tell you Capitol One is probably a great short at some point.

[Anonymous No.56172944]

>>56172751
heard a guy died from horse dick, be careful rockerman

[Anonymous No.56172956]

Whoa, RADical.

[Anonymous No.56172963]

>>56172766
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.56172971]

>>56172844
same, more or less, and CHECKED

[Anonymous No.56172996]

>>56172940
exactly
this is where i think the tgt guys have some solid ground wrt waiting for a bottom to long. great store brand ice cream, high prices relative to others, loyal customer base who doesn't want to shop in kowloon.

a lot of the market is irrational rn but i think it's mostly the derivative end of things having some kind of 2nd or 3rd order volatility.

obv moves derived from people running out of savings should be solid til xmas and whatever action happens after the next hike,
then pivot to bear on carnival cruise norweigan etc

[Anonymous No.56173017]

>>56172804
Apparently there is competition

[Anonymous No.56173028]

And that was how the one-stock (ticker: NVDA) rally ended. With thunderous applause.

[Anonymous No.56173030]

>>56172725
roll

[Anonymous No.56173039]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.56173044]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56173048]

>>56172584
>I have a big boy job now
what kind of work? is it like an office job?
>>56172630
>but I can't even tell you what line of work I'm in because it would be that easy to dox me.
nigger no one can dox you if you just keep in generic. "office job" or "tradesman" is not nearly enough info

[Anonymous No.56173066]

>>56172575
>Tesla and Ford arent really in the same market segment. Ford sells mainly pickup trucks, not cars.
what do you think the cybertruck is. ford also makes the mustang and escape in EV which are competitors

[Anonymous No.56173068]

Just watched a bunch of goyslop today. Speedrunned the latest Wheel of Time season, decentish.
Watched Guardians of the galaxy 3, kinda shit except the jokes (Batista and the gook woman) and the one-take corridor scene.
Transformers rise of the beasts, complete forgettable shit.
Dw, I torrented all of them, didn't give the Jews any money. Any other recs?

[Anonymous No.56173089]

>>56173048
It started off as a machine operator job but I got promoted to the mailing department. And yes you could dox me because I live in a small town and if I told you what kind of work I did you could sniff me out on like 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.56173093]

>two threads total during peak trading hours today
This general is as dead as this gay ass market

[Anonymous No.56173095]

>>56173089
Doubt people care that much.

[Anonymous No.56173100]

Bros, I'm building my CV for a sales position. My work history is shit, so I'm just thinking of adding the few random things I have tried as bullet points, and not even add the timeframe for them. If by miracle I get the interview, I am planning on just being stone cold face honest about doing things for 2 weeks or whatever.
Is this crazy enough to work?

I want to send a CV, but I don't give enough of a shit to lie in it

[Anonymous No.56173106]

>>56173017
holy shit lmao added to the list

should be able to spread across 5+ til early nov and if at least 2 drop more than 5% be in the green

[Anonymous No.56173113]

>>56173100
>want to send a CV, but I don't give enough of a shit to lie in it
My first (and last) piece of advice was going to be: lie

[Anonymous No.56173121]

>>56173093
where else to go tho?

[Anonymous No.56173123]

>>56173028
It's unbelievable, just unbelievable, how dogshit the Russell has been.

[Anonymous No.56173124]

Actually curious to know from anons what the job market is like anecdotally. If it's as bad as I'm finding them it's pretty fucking fucked.

[Anonymous No.56173140]

>>56173089
>It started off as a machine operator job but I got promoted to the mailing department.
that doesnt sound like a promotion. wouldnt the more talented people be operating the machinery? did you get a pay raise?

[Anonymous No.56173145]

>>56173100
Just say "oh, I don't break NDAs."

[Anonymous No.56173155]

>>56173124
Illegals are taking all the entry level work while the BLS just makes up numbers. C'est la vie.

[Anonymous No.56173164]

new pattern dropped

[Anonymous No.56173172]

Bros, I'm not gonna lie. The chips index is at a scary level here. Looking at SOXL. If you draw upward trend lines around all of its major rallies since May, it has dropped out of both of those upper channels. It is now in a new, brand new, lower channel. And the only thing keeping it elevated are the Year to Date highs acting as support.

If SOXL breaks through $18, it could be really bad. Better hope CPI turns around (again)?

[Anonymous No.56173181]

>>56173164
too soon. later this year yes

[Anonymous No.56173187]

>>56173095
It only takes one autist
>>56173140
Working in the mailing department is an incredibly convoluted job. You wouldn't think it would be but I have 5 pages of notes already.

[Anonymous No.56173205]

>>56173172
Protip: Draw on ŚMH's chart instead. But yes, its goose is cooked.

[Anonymous No.56173215]

>>56173181
monday feels awfully black

[Anonymous No.56173216]

Don't start smack talking COF I have a job interview with them next week...

[Anonymous No.56173227]

>>56173068
I'm watching the third Riddick movie (there's Bautista), kino enough.

[Anonymous No.56173229]

>>56173095
>>5617318
he's just now given enough info to move on
we got scoops with less

[Anonymous No.56173230]

>>56173100
yes actually

[Anonymous No.56173240]

>>56173068
I donno I don't watch any movies newer than 1999

[Anonymous No.56173249]

>>56173172
It’s still at around 200 ma

[Anonymous No.56173254]

lol get fucked mumu
strap in niggas we heading DOWN

[Anonymous No.56173288]

>>56173215
i think tech will hold out til credit rolls over to new rates, and qqq is tech supported by petroleum and Walmart

[Anonymous No.56173294]

>>56173229
Meh what's the point
He hasn't done shit to anyone

[Anonymous No.56173313]

>>56173288
mainly that 30 is too far for qqq. it's surprisingly resilient in the downturns

[Anonymous No.56173322]

>>56173294
he has personally antagonized me and threatened the sanctity of my 'bussy' on numerous occasions

[Anonymous No.56173329]

Another day. Didn't do nothing at work. Honestly I work more at home than I do at my actual job. But the work I do here is more fun so meh. Getting hentai manga named and images formatted properly so kavaita picks it up takes time you know. 1000+ english manga and climbing and I'm still working on what I've got locally on a server still in progress. Gonna bag more KO stock in november and december as a Christmas present to myself.

[Anonymous No.56173333]

I started with free shares from webull
If the inverse real estate etf Im in continues for another week ill finally be able to reach my goal: buy 100 shares of KO and sell calls

[Anonymous No.56173335]

[Anonymous No.56173343]

>>56173288
>56173288

[Anonymous No.56173346]

>>56173322
Not siding with Rocker necessarily, but how were you dressed?

[Anonymous No.56173349]

>>56173322
You might be too fragile for 4chan
>>56172625
Good spot. Death cross happened on btc a few days ago too.

[Anonymous No.56173364]

>>56173349
>You might be too fragile for 4chan
says the person discouraging doxxing

[Anonymous No.56173365]

>>56173066
>what do you think the cybertruck is
Not a pickup truck

[Anonymous No.56173380]

>>56173343
yeah but your exp is early oct right. too soon it won't move that much. prob 5-10 above your strike at expiry at best

now tqqq on the other hand will probably get fucked over the next month

[Anonymous No.56173384]

>>56173106
I researched that when silicon valley collapsed, because that was a notorious leftist activist bank. So the idea was that all these woke shit companies will get into trouble.

[Anonymous No.56173387]

>>56173364
Doxxing is retarded when you're doing it without a purpose, r3dditnigger. I know it's the thing on your vagina-worshipping simp hugbox to go after people for having said the wrong thing or held the wrong thought in their head, but here we tend to only take action when something of consequence takes place.

[Anonymous No.56173389]

>>56173322
Your bussy deserves to be ravaged.

[Anonymous No.56173401]

>>56173384
*silicon valley bank

[Anonymous No.56173405]

>>56173389
I got mikus birthday tumbler today. you jelly?

to keep it financially related im thinking of selling my apple. Just not seeing any reason to find growth there for the future.

[Anonymous No.56173420]

>>56173405
Keep my wife's name out your mouth

[Anonymous No.56173421]

After wasting two weeks and losing about $3k while VWENX dropped I finally realized that unlike what I was told:
I can sell the assets in my inherited IRA without triggering a tax event, and

VMFXX (vanguard's settlement fund) is paying 5.28%, so I don't need a fucking CD/HYSA.

So now that my money is safe from further loss and almost keeping up with inflation, what do? And when?

And if anyone remembers last week, I fired that financial advisor Monday morning and he was wrong/lying about a lot of shit. Thank you for pointing this out. My mom had just died and I wasn't thinking clearly. Under ordinary circumstances I wouldn't have even been talking to this guy, much less giving him my money.

[Anonymous No.56173427]

>>56173384
The left wing activism angle of SVB was overblown as is typical nowadays. When someone discovers a very tenuous link to politics they go crazy. The pajeeta who you're probably referring to didn't make any of the investment decisions, she was a diversity hire, but just did typical make-work pajeeta shit. It's important to know these distinctions because often retards from here end up making financial decisions on these badly researched rumors.

[Anonymous No.56173428]

>>56173387
>>56173387
bullshit. if that were the case why was Scoops doxxed? he dindu nuffin
we doxx because we can and because namefags/avatarfags deserve it for trying to become personalities on an anonymous imageboard
'doxxing with a purpose' is the most reddit thing i've ever heard, you're the redditfag

[Anonymous No.56173430]

>>56173343
qqq is like a bank or brk.a, use it to hold funds and make more than 5% and if you forget to dump when the market is in a downturn you won't lose much principal it outperforms basically everything else across 5+ year spans.

betting against it isn't the best move unless something extreme comes in which case trading will halt anyways.

sayin this again as the guy whose held uvxy(and sqqq) for a year.

don't do what i did lol

[Anonymous No.56173434]

>>56173421
all in TMV

[Anonymous No.56173438]

>>56173428
I didn't dox snoops and didn't think he should have been. Some people here need meds to function, so yeah, on reflection, rocker should probably be careful.

[Anonymous No.56173441]

>>56173380
>>56173430
I have bullish bets (holding my 2xxk job) and bearish bets ( economy crashing ) and im pretty comfy either way

[Anonymous No.56173445]

>>56173205
I find it best to be honest. Nice, now BAKA is on my radar.
>>56173249
I mean, yes. But expound upon that. I just said it's at an important level. Couldn't it drop and fuck that up?

[Anonymous No.56173446]

>>56173380
problem with this though is unless we have a solid green day it'll already be priced into the puts. look for sales or set a limit within the proper pricerange/date and hope someones algo sells you a cheap option

[Anonymous No.56173449]

Dammit I keep losing money

[Anonymous No.56173451]

>>56173205
Also motherfucking 4chan changed the ticker to a different ticker. Is this why I haven't seen this before? Damn you 4channel

[Anonymous No.56173456]

>>56173427
That was a pajeeta they hired at the last moment, weeks before shit hit the fan. But they literally had no risk officer for the preceding year or two because they *only* wanted a diversity hire (and how many diversity hires are qualified to be the chief risk officer of a bank?).

Hiring one single white guy would've caused them to go "oh wait, our loan book blows up if the Fed keeps hiking".

[Anonymous No.56173463]

>>56173449
its ok anon, have a jewhound pic to cheer you up. I hope you're at least cash and not long tech =)

[Anonymous No.56173467]

>>56173434
I think you must have mistyped.

[Anonymous No.56173472]

>>56173463
I am very much long tech, but I'm also 35.2% cash so who knows

[Anonymous No.56173473]

>>56173467
Nigga did you really include the performance of an inverse bond ETF *during QE*?

Need I remind you we are undergoing QT.

[Anonymous No.56173477]

>>56173441
it won't hard crash anymore that's basically impossible unless someone is napping and doesn't stop the market in time.

all soft downturns in the equities markets from 2012 onward. even the covid slump took over a couple weeks.

u need to bet against someone else's leverage. that's where they get fucked and u win

[Anonymous No.56173479]

>>56173427
Too many women

[Anonymous No.56173482]

>>56173472
ISHYGDDT
>>56173477
this attitude makes me so comfy

[Anonymous No.56173492]

>>56173434
TMV might not have many more major moves unless inflation does pick up and nessecitates more hikes. Right now it just went up following the news of "longer" rather than "higher" so to speak.

[Anonymous No.56173495]

>>56173434
C4 corvettes are very underrated. Thinking about buying one cheap during recession.

[Anonymous No.56173502]

>>56173482
it's dog eat dog, you vs some wall street zero integrity shithead. find the riskiest games they're playing and find good bets against them.

fuckem and take their women

and follow the long term guidance of the old dudes in the market who want things to be better for their children

[Anonymous No.56173516]

SPY and QQQ both literally the meme chart
H&S on both the Dow and Russell
Welp.

[Anonymous No.56173518]

>>56171977
Why the fuck would you ingest weed before trading. Do adderall or coke like the rest of us

[Anonymous No.56173524]

>>56173473
I don't know what any of that actually means. I mean, I've heard the words "quantitative easing"
What's qt?
Why would an inverse bond fund be good? Aren't bonds good now? All I see is a really sus line.

[Anonymous No.56173534]

>>56173524
Google it zoomer

[Anonymous No.56173547]

>>56173524
He means quantitative tightening by qt

you need to know when to get out of an inverse or leveraged bet of any kind. So if you don't understand what you are looking at don't touch it.

[Anonymous No.56173554]

>>56173524
say it out loud - "cutie".

[Anonymous No.56173562]

>>56173534
>Google
*Bing

[Anonymous No.56173563]

https://youtu.be/aanwMfrSjP0?si=OJEXDq62P2rOZnbJ

New Jeremy Grantham interview

[Anonymous No.56173576]

I love financial media
and I especially love how everyone thumbs up and downs a story based on how they feel about the headline and not the quality of what was written

[Anonymous No.56173583]

>>56173563
I consider him the GOAT bear. He’s way more interesting than Burry. If I had more money I’d probably give it to GMO

[Anonymous No.56173593]

>>56173563
kick ass, much appreciated
>the next 6 years

[Anonymous No.56173604]

JPM going overweight energy oil going to $150 uranium to $200

https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/jpm-upgrades-energy-overweight-supercycle-returns-sees-oil-upside-150-and-multiple

[Anonymous No.56173606]

>>56173335
Quite incredible how it looks like a 1:1 of 2001.
And yet I just know it won't be a repeat of 2001.

[Anonymous No.56173619]

>>56173606
why not

[Anonymous No.56173620]

>>56173563
So, why am I supposed to watch these two hours?

[Anonymous No.56173626]

>>56173604
Premium article needs to be archived to read
https://archive.is/N3zoy

[InitiatedSanta !40VfiE9rNU No.56173632]

why did we go up

[Anonymous No.56173637]

>>56173619
Because fundamentally, big tech prints double digits %more money from the year prior, each year. The amount of cash they brass is insane.
It's certainly not a pet.com situation with shell companies not making any money.
Though it's true the graph was the Nasdaq composite. I only buy the 100.

[Anonymous No.56173646]

>>56173632

[Anonymous No.56173655]

>>56173620
Don't, feel free to remain a nigger.

[Anonymous No.56173656]

>>56173637
fundamentally the price depends on 40x+ p/e returns. do you expect that to continue in a recession?

[Anonymous No.56173657]

When the US02y/US10y comes back to par, we will be entering a recession. Looking like next couple of months. I hope you're buckled up.

[Anonymous No.56173668]

>>56173563
If only the retards here had heard his advice not to short tech memes before the NVDA heeming of 2023

[Anonymous No.56173690]

>>56173322
>he has personally antagonized me and threatened the sanctity of my 'bussy' on numerous occasions
well did you deserve it?

[Anonymous No.56173696]

>>56173547
Everything looks sus rn. I'm actually doing the math on t bills. I understand enough to know the yield curve is inverted. The problem is, a recession≠opportunity. Everything is a trick to enslave you. They, like casinos, need to let someone win now and again to keep you playing.

[Anonymous No.56173697]

>>56173655
My time is valueable

[Anonymous No.56173709]

>>56173668
He says to never short an individual stock ever.

[Anonymous No.56173714]

>>56173709
Lol. What a retard

[Anonymous No.56173718]

Oh the bear posting is rich. Man. It's just like last year when they were realizing that everything wasn't going to tank as badly as expected, but they still had to act like they believed it because they spent most of the year doomposting obnoxious bullshit. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.56173723]

>>56173709
well, yes, but he also says if you must pick individual names not to pick those

[Anonymous No.56173727]

>>56173657
I just don't get the logic, why wait until it's about to be election year to start letting things get bad. Either get it out of the way early or you risk it shitting on you at the worst possible time, and I have zero idea how we're much farther out than Q1 next year without the wheels falling off.

[Anonymous No.56173729]

>>56173697
Then get the fuck out of 4chan, retard.

[Anonymous No.56173737]

>>56173718
What are you buying if it isn't all going to shit, then?

[Anonymous No.56173741]

>>56173714
He shorted the Russell at its peak 2 years ago or whatever

[Anonymous No.56173742]

>interest payments on the debt are 10% of our budget
>because of the rising interest rates it's going to get to 15% next year
We buying tips?

[Anonymous No.56173750]

>>56173657
why yes i am balls deep in 3x bull etfs like god intended
thank you for checking
do you guys even read?
jerome is hard at work lying about inflation numbers and devaluing our currency
the only way to lose is not to play until we weimar and collapse, then only guns, ammo and some land in the middle of nowhere will matter

[Anonymous No.56173755]

>>56173727
>election
They are fake. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore.
>q1
What's the con here? Why trash the economy to make the party in power look bad now? I don't see the play here.

[Anonymous No.56173765]

>>56173727
We had that already a while back. Its actually quite common to have recession during election years. 2020, 2008 and so on

[Anonymous No.56173774]

>>56173750
>Weimar
Never happening. Suddenly all the mortgages and student loans are paid off? Debt is meaningless and assets (including and especially labor) are king? They would never allow that to happen. The next step is cbdc, and then they have complete control.

[Anonymous No.56173781]

>>56173737
Microsoft and Cigna are two of GMO’s largest positions and Grantham is certain things are going to shit

[Anonymous No.56173788]

>>56173750
>devaluing our currency
Hes literally increasing its value right now but ok.
>until we weimar
K so never. Just sit out my entire life because of some online schizo. Yeah im good.

[Anonymous No.56173794]

>>56173765
If that's the case then they mean to change the president. I doubt they want trump back. I can't imagine anyone does after the bailed on Jan 6. But then again I keep forgetting how ignorant normies are.

[Anonymous No.56173804]

>>56173755
Even if they are fake and gay letting the economy shit the bed before an election is a great way to lose it unless you're just blatantly going banana republic and stuffing ballot boxes.
>>56173765
Yeah, and 2008 and 2020 saw conservatives lose power. So why would the libs do the same thing to themselves instead of getting shit resolved or at least letting it get bad before you're 12 months out from elections. Unless they're blatantly handing the country back to red team as recompense for stealing the ball four years ago it doesn't compute.

[Anonymous No.56173805]

>>56173714
He’s a billionaire

[Anonymous No.56173816]

>>56173805
I cant stand billionaires

[Anonymous No.56173819]

>>56173781
>GMO
I'm living in a simulation. You just made that up, there's no such brokerage, but it exists. Now. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.56173822]

>>56173794
>>56173804
If they would want to avoid a recession they wouldnt raise rates. But thats exactly what they are doing.

[Anonymous No.56173825]

>>56173819
GMO is jeremy grantham's fund

[Anonymous No.56173837]

>>56173804
>blatantly stuffing ballot boxes
Umm...anon? There's video of them doing that already. They were blatant, but the media just hand waived it away.

[Anonymous No.56173839]

When I was on a leave of absence in college years ago, you needed both a completed degree AND a TEFL certification you had to pay for to teach english in foreign countries; I was broke and needed to work to try and pay for the last few courses of college. Nowadays they're letting students teach and paying for their TEFL for them. If they had just let me do that back then, graduating and living overseas would have been a breeze. It's like the universe kicks me in the nuts, then kicks sand in my face.

[Anonymous No.56173843]

>>56173822
Then they're going to let the market shit itself next year and hand the ball back to the red team in the next election.

[Anonymous No.56173849]

2/3 of my super secret indicators say to sell though, waiting for the third
but until that time i buy and hold

>>56173774
close enough

>>56173788
>Just sit out my entire life because of some online schizo
i literally saying not to sit out and to leverage up

[Anonymous No.56173854]

>>56173750
The Inflation trade is 5-10 year timeframe and not high alpha

>WAR
>AGING POP
>DECOUPLING
>GREEN TRANSITION

These are all good structural inflation factors but they aren't going to make you money this year.

[Anonymous No.56173858]

>>56173843
Well, Powell was installed by Trump. So from that perspective it makes sense

[Anonymous No.56173871]

>>56173604
Makes sense. Rates are high and oilers typically have issues getting loans because they're "dirty" which further drives up cost of expansion.

[Anonymous No.56173875]

>>56173825
Yes, I see that. I really need to go back to my art and stop focusing on money. I'm going to go insane researching every piece of info I read on here to try to get a clue on how to get a return. I think if I didn't lose $3k waiting for the transfer to clear, ignoring it would be easier
>Microsoft
Better then cash? Or if you're that rich you got to put it in something?
>>56173822
So they want a recession. When do I buy what?

[Anonymous No.56173892]

>>56173875
This sounds good to me:
>>56173657
Yields are uninverting, which is usually the time the recession hits

[Anonymous No.56173899]

>>56173896
>>56173896
>>56173896

[Anonymous No.56174982]

>>56172500
>>56172482
Hope your kids get bullied by the beaner majority, traitors