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Why, yes, I do miss deadlines at work. How could you tell?

>> No.56164541

>>56164514
>he works

lol. lmao

>> No.56164790

More deadliness at work would probably make it easier for me to get a job when all the retards die off in industrial accidents

>> No.56164809
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56164809

>5:00PM
>53 unread emails
>turn computer off
>go home

>> No.56166122

>>56164809
based. the only person who remembers you staying late at work is your kid

>> No.56166193

>>56166122
>having kids

>> No.56166217

>>56164514
>imagine having deadlines
Kek

>> No.56166221

>>56166193
incel

>> No.56166259

>>56164809
I have 497 unread emails in my office outlook

>> No.56166352

>>56164809
Extremely based

>> No.56166408

>>56164809
I need to be more like this

>> No.56166488
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56166488

>log in to work server at 7 AM
>go back to sleep with Move Mouse on
>don't wake up again until noon
>only have 3 hours of "work" left

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56166492

>>56164809

My brother

>> No.56166646

>>56164809
Based
>ignore emails and zoom messages throughout the day
>just fucking around on the internet all day watching twitch and YouTube
>people assume I’m insanely busy
>boss thanks me for my hard work I’m our 1:1

Granted I don’t do this every day, but my unread count is 15k+ at this point

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56166745

>>56166646
>Granted i don't do this every day

Oh, so you watched some youtube vids for 20minutes and now feel like a real bad boy huh.

>> No.56167496

>>56166646
15k that’s based

>> No.56169367

>>56164809
>>56166488
>>56166646
>get promoted

>> No.56172066

>>56166488

>presenting on screen for entire department
>move mouse rotates the pointer