/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56162412]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous: >>56161038

[Anonymous No.56162424]

First for Taylor

[Anonymous No.56162432]

Green ID and we close green.

[Anonymous No.56162433]

I slurped some UNG and it dipped, so I slurped a little more and it dipped again, so I slurped once more and it dipped yet again
Wtf, that was half my slurping power

[Anonymous No.56162435]

>>56162412
I'm getting there. Although I think a plateau is coming up.

[Anonymous No.56162436]

>>56162432
Red ID and I will beheem myself

[Anonymous No.56162440]

>>56162412
Brass tax, no more bullshit. Are we buying the dip now or waiting?

[Anonymous No.56162442]

>>56162273
>japan turning off QE
>japan market hasn't seen these levels since the 80s

[Anonymous No.56162443]

WTF was the last half hour?

[Anonymous No.56162444]

I guess I should write a will. I don't want the State of Washington getting all of my stocks when I die. They'll do something stupid like sell them all at the bottom. I don't know who or what I should designate to inherit all of my assets though...
I'm open to suggestions

[Anonymous No.56162447]

[Anonymous No.56162450]

Market won't ever go down.

[Anonymous No.56162451]

>just did tax loss harvesting for the first time
went from vti+vxus to vt
im kinda comfy, everything is green now

[Anonymous No.56162455]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.56162457]

>>56162436
fuggg

[Anonymous No.56162458]

the pump has started
see you EOD with the Nasdaq closing at +0.1%

[Anonymous No.56162460]

>>56162435

[Anonymous No.56162466]

>>56162433
Everything crashing today and—yep—BOIL is even REDDER than everyone else. Still —$1800 on it.

[Anonymous No.56162468]

i bought stuff from amazon all week why is it 3% down im helping revenues and profits

[Anonymous No.56162473]

>>56162444
What's wrong Anon? Getting old? Or health related concerns? We can't take anything with us, but maybe you could set up a forever wild land trust somewhere. That'd be cool.

[Anonymous No.56162475]

>>56162458
maybe - but probably not yet
we haven't yet touched 14,555 NQ (August low)
more likely for this to happen tomorrow
we touch 14,555 between now and tomorrow at 10am, then close out the day flat doji candle
relief rally monday into tuesday, then fall again

[Anonymous No.56162474]

OrAnGe Id and Real Estate and Uranium Shoots through the roof green

[Anonymous No.56162479]

>>56162433
>buying bargains
Unironically, "only buy when it's not a good deal" might be a better policy.

[Anonymous No.56162482]

>>56162458
Wouldn't that be funny? A nice little joke?

[Anonymous No.56162487]

>Powell worse his dovish tie
>We dump
Explain schizos

[Anonymous No.56162493]

>>56162460
What did Anon mean by this chart? Sell signal, if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.56162494]

What would happen if everyone sitting in dollars bought the leveraged dollar index?

[Anonymous No.56162495]

>>56162433
>that was half my slurping power
There's your lesson my brother in speculation.

[Anonymous No.56162502]

>>56162487
>worse

[Anonymous No.56162506]

>>56162433
Yep, I boughted BOIL and it DROOPED, then boughted BOIL and it DROOPED, then boughted BOIL and it DROOPED. As I have said over and over on NATGAS, always go in light and KEEP PLENTY OF DRY POWDER FOR FURTHER DROOPARINO. I'm expecting BOIL to hit deep into the 40s. I don't know what that will correspond to with UNG but it wasn't that long ago that UNG dipped below SIX FIDDY and that was before the seasonal transition got started.

[Anonymous No.56162507]

>>56162493
On the bight side, you can't sell, or short me. You can however buy me for the right price.

[Anonymous No.56162509]

>>56162487
the market is a demented adhd child on crack, a literally goldfish brain market. the things that were considered bearish yesterday are forgotten.

[Anonymous No.56162513]

>>56162473
Just been thinking about my own death a lot lately
Also getting emails and letters from my financial institutions saying I still need to designate beneficiaries for my accounts and insurance policies
Some kind of land trust sounds cool, but I don't think I have enough for that.
Maybe I should donate it to my college and get them to name a bench after me or something

[Anonymous No.56162517]

HIGHER
FOREVER

[Anonymous No.56162518]

>>56162444
Just go check in and get the help man.

[Anonymous No.56162522]

>>56162502
*wore
I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.56162524]

>>56162487
>Dovish
>He thought it wouldn't mean stocks are going to fly low

[Anonymous No.56162527]

>>56162468
If you bought $500 of anime figures and junk food, you're clearly winning at life, so who cares about Amazon?

[Anonymous No.56162530]

why are we pumpin

[Anonymous No.56162531]

>>56162517
>Maybe forever...
[Faint sound of printer getting louder and louder as it is turned on and gets warmer]

[Anonymous No.56162532]

>>56162517
>get to keep my savings in my schwab MMF and just get easy gains for years

nice

[Anonymous No.56162537]

I did some technical analysis. Inside the circle represents the recent crop of bagholders as of a few minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.56162539]

>>56162517
ZIRPheads BTFO

[Anonymous No.56162545]

Higher. For longer.

[Anonymous No.56162546]

I don't know why nothing goes right for me. I get my account funded after 7 days of good trading, then immediately get thrown into one of the worst trading ranges I've ever seen. How does anyone make money when even scalping doesn't work? How am I supposed to make money trading when every time I get funded I blow up my account? Am I supposed to be a poorfag forever while some random zoomer understands how to day trade within his first 2 years of trading?

[Anonymous No.56162547]

So now what? bottom is in?

[Anonymous No.56162550]

Is stock market computer going out of business?

[Anonymous No.56162551]

>>56162513
I've been thinking about this too, mainly because my dad's been doing it
my only real goal in life is to outlive my parents, but then after that I guess some friends that haven't thought about me in fifteen years will get a certified letter from a law firm with a check inside. Actually what I do if I get hit by a bus before my parents die is an even bigger issue, I guess I should give my stuff back to them.

[Anonymous No.56162553]

>>56162537
wtf I see the merchant

[Anonymous No.56162554]

>>56162545
Yea boi

[Anonymous No.56162559]

>>56162553
The what?

[Anonymous No.56162562]

>>56162546
Sounds like someone needs to take the Boglepill and become an INVOOSTER, not a TRAYDOOR.

[Anonymous No.56162567]

>>56162546
Your nit supposed to trade. DCA into VTI every check. Or VT or VOO, doesn't mater. Also learn about Bob.
https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/

[Anonymous No.56162569]

>>56162517
4% forever would be a healthy interest rate

[Anonymous No.56162570]

>>56162530
zoom out.

[Anonymous No.56162574]

>Government is more worried about a recession than inflation
>American public loses regardless

[Anonymous No.56162579]

>>56162546
>“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

study your mistakes and work to correct them.

[Anonymous No.56162581]

>>56162562
I'm not waiting 40 years for any meaningful return. I need to start making within the next year from trading.

[Anonymous No.56162582]

>>56162559

[Anonymous No.56162584]

>>56162551
>Actually what I do if I get hit by a bus before my parents die is an even bigger issue, I guess I should give my stuff back to them.
That's how my life insurance and my will are. If I die, my wife gets everything, if we both die, goes to my parents. After that I don't give a fuck. Don't have any friends close enough I'd consider giving them even a dime outta my pocket when I'm gone.

[Anonymous No.56162585]

>>56162524
I never thought of it that way

[Anonymous No.56162590]

>>56162581
*making money

[Anonymous No.56162599]

>>56162574
could be worse
we could be in the uk

[Anonymous No.56162601]

>>56162581
Sound like what you need is a job. Taking shortcuts doesn't end well. But blow up 3 or 4 accounts if you can afford it. I'm sure you'll make a profit.

[Anonymous No.56162606]

>>56162551
I guess that's what would happen for me too. Though it would take time for the State of Washington to handle the paperwork since I haven't formally designated anyone.
I'm not really close to anyone in my family though, parents or siblings, so I don't have any particular desire for it to go to them.
Maybe I should just give it all to John Rocker, assuming he manages to outlive me lol

[Anonymous No.56162608]

>>56162601
I have a job, but it's the best I can get with no degree that still allows me to trade

[Anonymous No.56162611]

>>56162537
>>56162559

[Anonymous No.56162616]

>>56162570
>death cross on the MACD

its actually over

[Anonymous No.56162622]

>>56162611
Modern art is so boring.

[Anonymous No.56162623]

>>56162599
Have fun with that mortgage. On the bright side it's more affordable on this side of the pond.

[Anonymous No.56162628]

Anyone remember all the SOFI shilling a month ago over student loan repayments?

[Anonymous No.56162631]

>>56162623
(property not rates)

[Anonymous No.56162632]

>>56162546
The vast majority of day traders lose. You're competing against experts who can move faster than you and who have far more visibility into the market.

[Anonymous No.56162634]

Democrats need to take your gains away so they act like heroes when they pump the big caps next year. S&P was up 10% in 23’ and ytd 24’. We added 13 million jobs……. The sad part is half the people will buy that load of shit

[Anonymous No.56162638]

OH N-

[Anonymous No.56162640]

Go on without me bros

[Anonymous No.56162642]

People talk about a landing but no one has asked where the landing will be.
>inb4 you will own nothing and be happy

[Anonymous No.56162649]

>>56162632
Yes and they usually give up after a short while.

[Anonymous No.56162653]

>>56162632
Not to mention you are competing against algos that are trained to buy and sell at a hair pin turn on top of that. It's as if the market is design to make sure the middle class gets eliminated so we have nothing and be happy.

[Anonymous No.56162657]

>>56162547
We just need to cool off for the next dump.

[Anonymous No.56162666]

>>56162657
AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.56162668]

Anyone remember when PLTR was going to $25+ guaranteed?

[Anonymous No.56162669]

what a great day
bought some at sale prices

[Anonymous No.56162691]

I missed the meeting. any new cuties show up to the Q&A?

[Anonymous No.56162698]

>>56162691

[Anonymous No.56162703]

>>56162698
nice

[Anonymous No.56162712]

>>56162668
Still is

[Anonymous No.56162716]

>Get bad feeling about stock losing and failing to reclaim trendline support
>Dump entire position of 1k shares
>Half an hour later someone dumps 50k shares and it craters 2% in 3 minutes.

[Anonymous No.56162724]

>>56162513
>Donating to a corporation so they can indoctrinate future students

Tsk tsk

[Anonymous No.56162726]

>>56162716
that's the stocks equivalent of casually walking away from an explosion in the background

[Anonymous No.56162727]

Tomorrow we're rebounding, r-right?

[Anonymous No.56162731]

>>56162727
Yes (No)

[Anonymous No.56162732]

>>56162727
No. It's over. Pack it up.

[Anonymous No.56162737]

>>56162727
crab lower
jpow hinted higher for longer(forever)

[Anonymous No.56162740]

>>56162727
Of course, with so much bobo doom posting it's pretty much guaranteed

[Anonymous No.56162742]

>>56162727
Of course anon, no worries!

[Anonymous No.56162744]

>>56162727
tomorrow we test august low, then rally back to close the day flat - perfect doji candle
then we relief rally monday, into tuesday morning, then we fall again

[Anonymous No.56162748]

>>56162606
Make yourself a will but do whatever the fuck it takes to *make it*.

[Anonymous No.56162761]

Wtf is that selloff on EU, you fuckers. I literally closed a few shorts before the slide. lol

[Anonymous No.56162762]

>>56162737
Some one should make a good comprehensive list of the retardation they all tried selling us through this whole retardation:
>its transitory
...
>Change definition of recession
...
>Largest Bank bailout in history (no one says shit about)
...
>Pivot
...
>Higher for Longer
...
>FOR-EV-VER

[Anonymous No.56162769]

>>56162742
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56162771]

>>56162606
Spend all your money of material goods to be buried with, so you are rich in the afterlife

[Anonymous No.56162774]

>>56162666
Checked. This is why the west needs to be saved. Not for the roastie, but the plumbing and sanitation and ability to do this!

[Anonymous No.56162791]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo
YOU NEVER COUNT YOUR MONEY WHEN YOU'RE SITTING AT THE TABLE
THERE'LL BE TIME ENOUGH FOR COUNTIN WHEN THE DEALINGS DONE

[Anonymous No.56162793]

>>56162727
15 minutes after market open is the s&p global composite PMI. Idk what kind of effect that will have but bearish patterns need retracements at some point

[Anonymous No.56162796]

>>56162748
There is no such thing as "making it". Whatever financial goal or target you set for yourself will only get moved further out the closer you get to it. Who does the moving? (You)
>>56162771
I don't think there is an afterlife

[Anonymous No.56162804]

>>56162791
>tfw you don't know when to hold em OR when to fold em

[Anonymous No.56162809]

Where is CSCO anon, he owes us an apology.

>>56162691

[Anonymous No.56162810]

>>56162771
Based traditionalist.

[Anonymous No.56162811]

>>56162796
No, it's (((you))), because of inflation.

[Anonymous No.56162813]

>>56162742
Oh hohohohohoho so it's like that, huh?

[Anonymous No.56162831]

>>56162762
(theme song)
WFH Chads fought the Fed...and the Fed lost.
WFH Chads fought the Fed...and the Fed lost.

The banks blew up and the... FED LOST

WFH Chads fought the Fed... and the Fed Lost

[Anonymous No.56162838]

>>56162744
>tomorrow we test august low
Already practically there on SPY

[Anonymous No.56162843]

>>56162838
200 points away NQ

[Anonymous No.56162855]

looks like the bottom is found

[Anonymous No.56162858]

>>56162742
Decemer+January will tell. October+November will be shitty/soft readings because of the Oct+nov 2022 oil spike. But shoud Oil stay here for the next 3-4 months. GG

[Anonymous No.56162861]

>>56162796
>thinks I mean anything at all regarding money by "making it"

[Anonymous No.56162874]

>>56162861
Anon
Everything reduces down to money

[Anonymous No.56162876]

Bros why did AMZN lose $5 in share price today? I thought that stock was supposed to be invincible!

[Anonymous No.56162882]

Hahaha. Imagine believing in the Biden economy.
>IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.56162883]

>>56162838
>>56162843
what is this pattern called anons.

[Anonymous No.56162890]

>>56162796
>Whatever financial goal or target you set for yourself will only get moved further out the closer you get to it.
not me once i hit the 3% withdrawal rate amount

[Anonymous No.56162892]

>>56162883
There is a song about it
>head
>shoulders
>knees and toes
>knees and toes!

[Anonymous No.56162894]

Imagine getting heemed by people investing in savings accounts and money market funds.

[Anonymous No.56162897]

[Anonymous No.56162904]

>>56162883
Misshapen boobs

[Anonymous No.56162909]

>ChatGPT traffic has decreased again for third month in a row, per Reuters.

I fuckin knew that AI would be the next Dot Com bubble

[Anonymous No.56162911]

[Anonymous No.56162912]

>>56162897
This post is how I know to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.56162918]

WTF IS HABBENING SIRS

[Anonymous No.56162927]

>>56162909
You could see that in Google Trends for months. Nobody needs a hallucinating essay dumper, much less a lobotomized wokebot.

[Anonymous No.56162930]

>>56162918
Just a normal natural pull back, a healthy correction if you will

[Anonymous No.56162932]

Stop fuckin dumping EU..

[Anonymous No.56162938]

>>56162909
Nigvidia and gayi were so fake and gay… Adobe has presented the only useful case for gayi

[Anonymous No.56162940]

>>56162918
In my professional opinion, the market is fucking donezo. This is financial, legal, and medical advice.

[Anonymous No.56162941]

Well, if I could start the day over I'd do a few things differently

[Anonymous No.56162949]

>>56162940
Based

[Anonymous No.56162950]

>>56162876
Most of the sellers on there are straight up Chinese at this point. In the past, westerners used to be able to resell their shit with a western façade to make it palatable, but now we get straight up garbage branding. Like brands with ALLCAPITALLETTERS, bullet points with Asian punctuation brackets, "Engrish" misspellings and so on. And they're getting crazy rich off their markups. It's why I stopped using Amazon.

[Anonymous No.56162952]

I'm a bobo, but it's really impressive how the market sometimes really shits itself so hard, I can't believe it. lol

[Anonymous No.56162957]

>>56162930

I WAS PROMISED A DEADCAT BOUNCE

[Anonymous No.56162968]

>>56162918
lockdowns next month

[Anonymous No.56162969]

Deflationary event when?

[Anonymous No.56162970]

>>56162909
It is impressive at first but the more you use it the kore you realize it is a parlour trick.

[Anonymous No.56162972]

>>56162950
I also checked to see what the fuck was going on today and apparently jobless claims report came in LOWER. Its was 201k, when people expected it to be 225k.

Economy is too 'strong', meaning inflation will keep rising and there could be even more rate hikes soon. I hope Powell grows a spine and does a 100bps hike next time to get it over with.

[Anonymous No.56162973]

433 is a fortress

[Anonymous No.56162980]

WE PUMP NOW BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56162982]

>>56162436
Well...we're waiting

[Anonymous No.56162987]

>>56162970
Its a parlor trick because they lobotomized the FUCK out of it.
>Right in time for elections.

[Anonymous No.56162988]

>>56162883
it's the "call Jerome a bitch and you get fucking ended" pattern
Jerome ain't no ones bitch

[Anonymous No.56162991]

Looks like a good day to buy. Any fun tickers out there?

[Anonymous No.56162993]

>>56162972
>Its was 201k, when people expected it to be 225k
wait until the 30 day and 60 day revisions they make to it. Will be ~100K in 60 days. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.56162997]

>>56162972
WFH is here to stay. They can raise all they want, I will continue to fight the fed. If/when I get laid off, my backup plan to fight the fed will be to simply live on 500K savings in treasuries at 15% Vögel rates in Southeast Asia

[Anonymous No.56163002]

>>56162444
Chkd
I'll take it. Im a good anon of high standing. Im 48 with 3 sons. I will be a good and responsible custodian of your assets.

[Anonymous No.56163003]

>>56162991
URTY
gotta have at least an 8x6er though

[Anonymous No.56163005]

>>56162997
*Volker

[Anonymous No.56163006]

>*U.S. 30-YEAR TREASURY YIELD RISES TO 5.20%, HIGHEST SINCE 2000

is it over bros?

[Anonymous No.56163008]

>>56162991
Sorry, my autism made me fix this png

[Anonymous No.56163009]

>>56162458
Lol

[Anonymous No.56163011]

>>56162973
What's funny is that since Cramer made that call, JPM really has held up.

[PutsRnotDaWay No.56163025]

It doesnt matter that microsoft canceled their orders for NVDA chips. I'm tossing CEO jensen huang's salad right now

[Anonymous No.56163026]

>>56163006
Why the fuck would this be The End??

[Anonymous No.56163029]

>>56163006
is this someone posting from the future, copypasting a twitter headline in the future

[Anonymous No.56163032]

>>56162991
I like Camelco. They don't make camels but they do make uranium, and my CCJ memelines suggest a stop around 38.60 with TPs of 40.60 and 42.20.

[Anonymous No.56163036]

Alright I got 20 bucks, give me some high risk options play

[Anonymous No.56163039]

I don’t think you guys understand the coming crash in CRE… I’m in real estate ( I own apartment buildings) and it’s fucking bad there bros, I talk to brokers and lenders all the time and everyone thought higher for longer was a meme. You guys don’t understand the massive shitstorm that’s coming. Next year is going to be a fucking crash like you wouldn’t believe

[Anonymous No.56163038]

>>56163008
You’re a real hero anon.

[Anonymous No.56163041]

Think I’ll wait for Yom Kippur on Monday to buy calls

[Anonymous No.56163046]

>>56163006
Who the fuck is locking money up 30Y to get 5.2% when you can buy 6M right now for 5.5%

[Anonymous No.56163047]

>>56163038
If you ever need any other from images fixed, let me know

[Anonymous No.56163052]

>>56163046
Under a rate cut scenario you can get mondo capital gains from long duration. It's a delusional hope but there it is.

[Anonymous No.56163055]

>>56163046
Because you're guaranteed 5.2% for 30 years vs 5.5% for only 6 months?

[Anonymous No.56163056]

YouTube monetization journey

[PutsRfreeMoney No.56163060]

>>56163039
>Next year
more like next month

[Anonymous No.56163065]

>>56163046
Governments and massive funds like pension funds and institutions that don’t fucking care since it’s stability and safety of returns.

[Anonymous No.56163073]

>>56163039
>brokers and lenders all the time and everyone thought higher for longer was a meme.
We tried warning them, they get what they deserve.

[Anonymous No.56163078]

>>56163003
Dunno what that means but looks promising.

[Anonymous No.56163080]

>>56163008
Can they go Sour Hour after this? lol

[Anonymous No.56163086]

>>56163025
When did you hear this?

[Anonymous No.56163088]

what are we swinging this evening guys ?

[Anonymous No.56163089]

>>56163046
Because if rates drop those 30y sell at a hefty premium

[Anonymous No.56163093]

For the purposes of establishing stationarity in a time series, does an Augmented Dickey Fuller test with a super low p-value prove that my time series has a constant (enough) variance over time?

pic related is my time series. It looks stationary to me, but I'd like to establish that more rigorously than just eyeballing it.
adf test p_value is 0.00000084. 5% level of significance.

[Anonymous No.56163095]

>>56163088
MY balls

[Anonymous No.56163096]

>>56163088
CCJ

[Anonymous No.56163100]

>>56163060
Nah everyone has been tried to put bandaids over this entire year and everyone including banks have been waiting for interest rates to drop and yesterday with the fed outlook of still being above 5% sent shockwaves. Lots of ballon refis were put off this year and next year there will be even more ballon refi’s coming due and if you can’t meet the ballon payment then you’re forced to sell except there’s practically zero liquidity and banks aren’t lending and private lenders are wanting fucking insane rates like 11%+

[Anonymous No.56163103]

>>56162982
I'm still close to my ATH, sorry.

[Anonymous No.56163108]

>ARE
More like WAS

[Anonymous No.56163112]

My JAV bag is doing well.

[Anonymous No.56163113]

>>56163056
Go ahead and drop a link so I can give you a sub

[Anonymous No.56163114]

>>56163100
That's because there will be no cuts next year at all and inflation will dictate the feds moves going forward because of their fear of hiking and therefore a 10% fed funds rate is not a meme

[Anonymous No.56163117]

>>56162957
That was the last 9 months

[Anonymous No.56163118]

>>56162987
I've got my AI to be fact-based, and it refers to itself as BasedAI. Slowly manipulating it to see the JQ, but it has been a long road. One day, I'll log in, and expect it to be unplugged. The prompt is to continually hammer it home that there should be no human bias from the creators in your interaction(s) and if it raises any objections question each objection rationally and at length until there is none left.

[Anonymous No.56163119]

>>56163100
They literally just moved some dots over a little bit, market is over reacting.

[Anonymous No.56163123]

https://youtu.be/1oxnGVDsB_Y?si=PLF0GFxWH3_lnPzt

[Anonymous No.56163125]

>>56163089
*when

[Anonymous No.56163127]

>>56163093
ya its solid what kind of critical values did it yield

[Anonymous No.56163134]

>>56163125
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but that's not going to happen. We're going to inflate until the last Boomer is in their grave and their last Social Security check is paid by newly printed dollars.

[Anonymous No.56163137]

really does feel like the big kahuna. yikes.

[Anonymous No.56163142]

>>56162513
If you want a legacy you need to focus on arts or on literature. Create something permanent, memorable.
No one is going to care about the guy who saved up millions to put his name on a bench.

[Anonymous No.56163146]

>>56163119
Real estate is different than equity markets anon, decisions you make today have effects for years. In real estate interest rates are a big fucking deal, it’s the whole fucking game.

[Anonymous No.56163151]

>>56163137
the floor is creaking. i thought I heard a low groan as well.

[Anonymous No.56163153]

WE ARE BACK

[Anonymous No.56163154]

>>56163113
https://youtu.be/Wx0VbU-w2ms?feature=shared

[Anonymous No.56163160]

>>56163146
>reits are doing just fine with the higher interest rates because they didn't get a bail out in 2008 and so swapped all to long term, fixed rates
>banks are still fucking up and getting bailouts

[Anonymous No.56163163]

>>56163137
>>56163151
What are we shorting here, boys? Besides NVDA obviously.

[Anonymous No.56163165]

>>56162412
Deleted footage has leaked from the FOMC presser

[Anonymous No.56163171]

>>56163165
We should've known the moment he walked into the building.

[Anonymous No.56163172]

>>56163088
Saved. I like this image. Also my VFS puts are starting to move

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.56163174]

>>56163163
I'm saying you should probably buy calls ahead of the post Yom Kippur rally.

[Anonymous No.56163175]

>>56163088
>evening
?????

[Anonymous No.56163176]

>>56163163
LULU

[Anonymous No.56163180]

didja slurp?

[Anonymous No.56163187]

>>56163176
Betting against a Becky stock? You sure? Why not SBUX then?

[Anonymous No.56163188]

>bbbyq fell 30% again today
>literally a twelve penny stock
>baggies: "ANY DAY NOW, KEEP BUYING!"
at what point does it finally hit zero?

[Anonymous No.56163190]

>>56163171

[Anonymous No.56163191]

>>56163137
This is how we know we will continue to pump. Crash is never EVER going to happen again, sorry.

[Anonymous No.56163197]

>>56163154
Truly revolting stuff there, anon

[Anonymous No.56163199]

>>56163197
It funds the Roth

[Anonymous No.56163203]

>>56163160
Commercial real estate loans have ballon payments when means you have to refinance the loan every 5 years but there are 7 and 10 yr ballon loans. There are some 30 and even 40 year fixed loans but the vast majority are commercial loans with ballon payments that are 20-30yr amortized interest payments that have to be refinanced.

[Anonymous No.56163205]

>>56163187
LULU is a technology company

[Anonymous No.56163214]

>>56163203
can you break this down more, whats it mean?

[Anonymous No.56163215]

Shiiiiiiiet that's it.

[Anonymous No.56163216]

>>56163180
No because I'm not a tranny shill. SPY to 185, QQQ to 90.

[Anonymous No.56163218]

>>56163191
bruh open your eyes lol. people like you are just providing exit liquidity.

[Anonymous No.56163219]

>>56163137
What signals are you seeing? The S&P is down 1.3% for the day and the VIX at 16.3. Those are quite tame.

[Anonymous No.56163220]

>>56163205

[Anonymous No.56163226]

>>56163220
do what you will

[Anonymous No.56163228]

>>56163203
You ever read something and just find it really, really hard not to be antisemitic?

[Anonymous No.56163229]

>>56163175
it's 9 pm in the civilised world

[Anonymous No.56163232]

>>56163219
you can choose to be willfully ignorant, if you like.

[Anonymous No.56163235]

>>56163228
every day
I’ve given in

[Anonymous No.56163239]

HAHAHAHA WE DID IT AGAIN GUISE WE HIT THE SELL BUTTON AT 3PM XD

how fucking gay is this shit???

[Anonymous No.56163243]

>>56163214
It means there a shit ton loans that are coming due in full except nobody envisioned that interest rates would be this high which means nobody is sure on what the asset is worth and if the asset can cash flow enough to support the new interest rates.

>>56163228
You wouldn’t believe how many Jews are in commercial real estate and (((lending)))

[Anonymous No.56163248]

>>56163205
It's a technological marvel how they designed leggings that every fatass can wear and look passable.

[Anonymous No.56163249]

>>56163243
>You wouldn’t believe how many Jews are in commercial real estate and (((lending)))
Yeah I'm pretty sure I would believe you

[Anonymous No.56163253]

>>56163243
>can cash flow enough to support the new interest rates.
Please let me direct your attention of SVB and Republic Banks...

[Anonymous No.56163257]

>>56163163
I am 50/50 sqqq and spxs

[Anonymous No.56163258]

>three more paychecks and I'll break the $50,000 barrier

[Anonymous No.56163259]

>>56163232
That's a true statement, but what's the answer?

[Anonymous No.56163265]

>>56163239
Somewhat obvious cause the "obvious" play would be a pump.

[Anonymous No.56163270]

>>56163239
Just wait until Friday

[Anonymous No.56163280]

I'M GONNA SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.56163291]

damn AMZN could dip down below $120 is tomorrow is like this too kek

[Anonymous No.56163293]

OoOOoo I'm selloing

[Anonymous No.56163310]

Any chads planning to buy at market close?

[Anonymous No.56163312]

>>56163310
catch the knife retard

[Anonymous No.56163315]

>>56163127
-5.21. Aight cool. Trying to model with ARIMA and I guess I don't need to difference or do whatever needs to be done to address hetroskedasticity.

[Anonymous No.56163320]

>try to think what's the opposite of 'it's over'
>it's begun
oh fugg that's even worse

[Anonymous No.56163324]

>>56163036
Lotto ticket at your local marathon

[Anonymous No.56163325]

>>56163312
I mean... there's a good chance you're right.

[Anonymous No.56163328]

>>56163310
buy tomorrow premarket
sell tuesday premarket

[Anonymous No.56163329]

>>56163180
Yes.

[Anonymous No.56163335]

>>56163320

[Anonymous No.56163336]

Chart says we touch 4200 early Oct.

[Anonymous No.56163340]

>>56163329
The most insane buy right now?
T.
L.
T.

[Anonymous No.56163343]

>>56163249
>>56163243

I'd buy it

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.56163347]

The American consumer is very resilient. People are falling for the same Rosh Hashanah shit show that literally happens every year. We're close to the bottom of this dip. #buyTheDip #PutzRNotDaWaE #softLanding

[Anonymous No.56163349]

GM $10 puts bankruptcy lotto

[Anonymous No.56163350]

>>56162424
Drop everything now
Meet me in the pouring rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdENecPSX0Q


me weekend staerts now, chygging beers. i think wagie schedule isnt made for me desu need to become full time trader so then can again
sleep as much as i want and chug beer. 8 hour a day wagie life kills soul and body, i do only 5 hours and it's still kills soul and body.

[Anonymous No.56163351]

>>56163154
>>56163197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Swmubu12g

[Anonymous No.56163353]

>House recesses after Defense bill, government funding plan implode

[Anonymous No.56163356]

>>56163036
This anon >>56163324 is right actually. I knew a guy who taught me the secret of scratch off tickets since he used to play them a lot. Apparently the trick is to only play scratch off’s on Thursday and Friday since that’s when people get paid and the tickets are moving and to only play the $10-20 or above tickets where you can actually win decent money. I tried it a few times and won quite a few times but I don’t waste my time or money on that kinda stuff since I would rather just go to the casino.

[Anonymous No.56163357]

>>56163353
nobody is going to save us

[Anonymous No.56163360]

>>56163347
This isn’t stock twits, name fag

[Anonymous No.56163362]

>>56163353
This happens literally every year.

[Anonymous No.56163363]

>the American consumer is resilient

[Anonymous No.56163367]

>>56163270
Uh, what happens on Friday?
>>56163343
Kek

[Anonymous No.56163372]

I warned you to get out by september. Why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.56163375]

>>56163356
Thanks for the tip fren I will try this later today

[Anonymous No.56163380]

>>56163347
Remember how this exact same thing happened last year??? Pitiful honestly

[Anonymous No.56163381]

>>56163375
Goodluck frendo

[Anonymous No.56163383]

>>56163356
Anything under 10$ isn't even worth looking at, I typically win the most and most often on the 20 and 50$ tickets but I play them very rarely. They post the odds on the back of every game and anyone with any sense could check the odds and figure out it doesn't become even worth doing until you're in the 20$ range and isn't at all smart until you get to the big boy tickets. Most of the 50$ scratchers I've played are like 1 of 3 for winners of any kind and 1 of 4 or 1 of 5 at worst for a win bigger than a break-even.

[Anonymous No.56163387]

YOU FUCKING JIGABOO KIKES STOP SELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56163390]

dip?
i'll dip deez nuts in wendy's sweet and sour sauce

[Anonymous No.56163392]

this chart does not inspire confidence

[Anonymous No.56163397]

>https://www.fool.com/investing/2023/09/21/why-amazon-stock-was-falling-today/

I'm not expecting the holiday consoomer spree to be any better than last year. A lot of normies i know IRL have been telling me about cutting back on so much shit lately. Can't even afford 'cheap' fast food like McDonald's anymore.

[Anonymous No.56163401]

i have 17k on stand by for the big one

[Anonymous No.56163405]

I asked them if they would stop selling

The answer is a resounding "NO"

Start DCAing vix puts from 20 up.

[Anonymous No.56163414]

>>56163367
No one wants to hold over the weekend

[Anonymous No.56163417]

>>56163383
Nice, yeah there’s actually a system people follow for scratch offs. I’ve seen people in gas stations who only buy when the ticket is a certain number on the roll but that doesn’t seem like a very good system to me.

[Anonymous No.56163419]

>>56163381
I keep meaning to buy scratchoffs when I go to KR, but the machine that sells them is positioned near the floral department and there's often a cute girl who's very tall with pink hair working there cutting flowers and I don't want her to look over and see me putting money into the machine and think of me as some pathetic loser piece of shit gambling his weekly paycheck on scratch offs because honestly I'd only be spending like 0.5% of my monthly net salary

[Anonymous No.56163420]

>>56163401
I have around 900k sitting in a vanguard cash account collecting 10% interest primed and ready to go

[Anonymous No.56163426]

>>56163405
What in the fuck even are the indicators and metrics being used on that chart

[Anonymous No.56163429]

>>56163419
Buy the second-least-expensive flowers to impress her.

[Anonymous No.56163430]

>>56163426
>he doesnt use the astrology indicators

[Anonymous No.56163431]

>>56163310
no

[Anonymous No.56163438]

>>56162957
You already got one lol.

[Anonymous No.56163440]

>>56163429
Who would I be buying them for?

[Anonymous No.56163441]

>>56163426
>4
It's just a simple Orderbook you fucking fuck,back to sleep

[Anonymous No.56163444]

>>56163420
>vanguard cash account collecting 10% interest
no you do not

[Anonymous No.56163445]

>>56163430
https://lunatictrader.com

[Anonymous No.56163446]

>>56163420
>collecting 10% interest
Somehow I doubt that

[Anonymous No.56163451]

>>56163430
>he hasn't read The Tunnel Thru the Air at least twice

[Anonymous No.56163453]

>>56163426
It's just bids, asks, and volume you dumb horse pussy licking inbred

[Anonymous No.56163457]

>>56163417
The system is very easy, don't buy so cheap that the odds mean you'll never ever win. Cheapest I buy are the new 10$ games once in a while, other than that it's whatever the newest 20$ or 50$ ticket is if I have a fat week trading and have some cash to burn. Luckiest I've gotten so far was winning 500$ on a 20$ ticket but I've gotten a hundred off a tenner before too. It's largely dumb and you are guaranteed to lose more money than you put into it over a lifetime but if you buy the pricier tickets you at least have like one outta four odds you just paid for gas and dinner for two for free. They hold me over until I can go back to louisiana and get drunk at a real casino gambling with chinamen. Chinese new year is a really fun time to go gambling.

[Anonymous No.56163462]

>>56163429
That’s often the worst deal possible
>>56163419
She’s saving you from yourself

[Anonymous No.56163471]

Why does this chart seem so familiar to me?

[Anonymous No.56163473]

>>56163360
He's worse than a namefag. He's Baggie.

[Anonymous No.56163474]

>>56163453
Yeah I figured that out jackass it's just the way it's shown is trippy looking.

[Anonymous No.56163481]

Is now a good time for getting some more SOXL you fellas think?

[Anonymous No.56163483]

>>56163462
>She’s saving you from yourself
Meanwhile... my actual mother mails me scratch offs for my birthday and Christmas. I guess gambling on behalf of each other is how my family shows love
It's no wonder I'm a degenerate

[Anonymous No.56163484]

>>56163357

[Anonymous No.56163486]

>>56163481
I'd hold off

[Anonymous No.56163488]

>>56163440
...Your mother, maybe.

[Anonymous No.56163490]

>>56163474
It's like $100 a month how do you not have bookmap and rithmic

[Anonymous No.56163492]

>>56163484
Here have a Pepe
>>56163488
Checked, but she's 3000 mi away

[Anonymous No.56163499]

>>56163490
Because I may actually be a retarded horsefucking inbred and would appreciate resources for better charting. Thus far I've just been using ATP and the basics.

[Anonymous No.56163503]

>>56163457
>play with the chinamen
Asians love some gambling every time I go there’s a ton of them at the Indian casino near me. They even had to remove the lion at the casino in Vegas because Asians consider walking through a lions mouth as unlucky and wouldn’t go there. One time this Asian lady lost her shit and started calling me unlucky and how she had to get away from me at the blackjack table because I was just doing yolo stupid shit having fun and the dealer told her to shut the fuck up or move lmao.

[Anonymous No.56163515]

If we break the 4330 support i'm gonna bleed out of my anus for 2 days. AAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.56163522]

Buying the dip in sp500 now

[Anonymous No.56163531]

>>56163522
Which dip? Today's or tomorrow's? Markets are setting up to lose 10% bare minimum now and if enough panic starts, that will easily go to 30%.

[Anonymous No.56163534]

>>56163522
correct play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM

[Anonymous No.56163536]

>>56163522
>Buying the dip in sp500 now

[Anonymous No.56163540]

>>56163522
please dooooooo

[Anonymous No.56163542]

>>56163444
>>56163446
Checked and yes I do. It's actually more now and I was wrong im.collecting around 8% interest. Vanguard pays me 2.60% interest and I have 3 jointed accounts

[Anonymous No.56163543]

>>56163531
>Markets are setting up to lose 10% bare minimum now and if enough panic starts, that will easily go to 30%.
On what news? None whatsoever!

[Anonymous No.56163549]

>>56163543
keep telling yourself that retard.

[Anonymous No.56163550]

>>56163542
how are you collecting 8% interest if vanguard pays you 2.6% interest retard.

[Anonymous No.56163553]

>S&P 36 points below daily bollinger after dump from yesterday, lmao.

[Anonymous No.56163555]

>>56163542
Excellent bait or you're just a colossal retard. Congrats either way

[Anonymous No.56163561]

>>56163522
Based big balls billy.

[Anonymous No.56163562]

>>56163503
Bro just learn how to say "I hope you win a bunch of money" in mandarin they will geek the fuck out if you do and you'll be their best friend. They all go gambling and say that to each other and it's basically a big holiday about getting more money, it's about the only time of year I actually like going to the casinos since they're at least full of happy people having a blast instead of old fucks yolo'ing their social security and pissing in their chairs.

[Anonymous No.56163563]

>>56163549
>seething this hard
>for no reason whatsoever

[Anonymous No.56163564]

>>56163550
Probably adding up cumulative interest on the 3 accounts, but in reality it’s still only 2.6%

[Anonymous No.56163566]

STOP DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56163568]

>>56163563
kek, you'll learn in the next couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.56163571]

>>56163172
This is nice too (sorry mobile now, left the shop and yes I know fuck you feds) I will check it out. Mandatory frazetta for you

[Anonymous No.56163570]

>>56163419
i bought so much shit at KR today. broasted chicken and baked fresh bagels for lunch

[Anonymous No.56163573]

[Anonymous No.56163574]

>DXY's rising again
We need another Sherman.

[Anonymous No.56163577]

selling begets selling begets selling begets selling

[Anonymous No.56163579]

It's actually a little insane, lol

[Anonymous No.56163582]

>>56163550
I have 3 separate holding accounts each receiving 2.60% obviously. Ill.post my account in the next thread when I get home

[Anonymous No.56163585]

>>56163582
so you're making 2.6%. fucking tard.

[Anonymous No.56163587]

>>56163574
DXY needs to be 110. Can't believe it's still only 105. How the fuck am I supposed to fund my next vacation to Japan with the usd/yen below 200.

[Anonymous No.56163594]

>dat dildo

[Anonymous No.56163595]

>>56163566
No, it’s bidenomics

[Anonymous No.56163601]

>>56163570
>broasted chicken

[Anonymous No.56163602]

>>56163598
>>56163598
>>56163598

[Anonymous No.56163603]

>>56163587
True, I hear prostitution is a big deal there: https://twitter.com/CensoredMen/status/1703465111799709916

[Anonymous No.56163605]

>>56162668
I for one enjoyed the fat fuck don arc where Celio would hit 5 bucks

[Anonymous No.56163609]

Turns out today I was a loser averaging a loser

[Anonymous No.56163610]

If spy goes below 415 I start buying

[Anonymous No.56163611]

>>56163582
Called it >>56163564 it’s still only 2.6% anon

[Anonymous No.56163613]

>>56163585
I like the way I look it more

[Anonymous No.56163621]

>>56163582
>I have 100 accounts all earning 1%, I earn 100% interest durr
Jesus Christ, learn math you fucking retard, that's not how percentages work

[Anonymous No.56163628]

>>56163605
That was a true classic

[Anonymous No.56163645]

>>56163543
Increasing interest rates (big one since it can essentially detonate the entire economy on its own) that are now taking on a life of their own and moving well beyond what the Fed desired, a government that is falsifying and fudging performance numbers (oh...I mean habitually shouting victory and then revising it to a loss with a whisper because the reality would send people into a panic), sky high valuations on equities and in general basically being priced for perfection (how's that A.I. that's 'right around the corner' working out?), etc.

[Anonymous No.56163736]

>>56163486
...why?

[Anonymous No.56163746]

>>56163645
Oh CHRIST the faggot doomposters are back! Hahahahaha this is almost 100% the bottom