/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56159771]

Joever edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>56157874

[Anonymous No.56159781]

Oil is recovering
it's going to be OK

[Anonymous No.56159783]

IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY PUTS ON META OR TSLA OR APPL?

[Anonymous No.56159793]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.56159795]

>>56159783
GOOG just starting dumping from its wedge. AAPl is still in it's weekly wedge, so no, you're not late.

[Anonymous No.56159798]

>>56159793
...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

[Anonymous No.56159799]

Wow
>futures

[Anonymous No.56159802]

>>55677883
>>55677883
Buddy. I warned you on July 27, and I am warning you now
BOE just waved white flag, too. Pound is only 11.9% of DXY weight, compared to Euro at 57.6% weighting; however, it is still another straw piled on the camels' back to make the dollar continue to rise
This is the situation we are currently in:
>Eurozone economy collapsing
>ECB forced to prioritize economy over inflation, even though inflation is still extremely bad
>UK economy collapsing
>BOE forced to prioritize economy over inflation, even though inflation is still extremely bad
"Oh but the US economy is so strong!'
This is bearish, when you account for the above. The stronger the US economy is, the less the Fed will have to prioritize the economy over inflation - AKA - the Fed will continue to raise and/or hold interest rates higher for longer.
Why does this matter?
Currencies move based upon interest rates, and the differences between interest rates of other countries. If ECB is not raising more and/or cutting sooner PLUS BOE not raising more and/or cutting sooner, US bonds are much, much more attractive than theirs. This makes the demand for US bonds rise relative to theirs. In order to buy US bonds, they must sell their currency and buy dollars. Demand for dollars increases. This makes the DXY rise - which, in combination with rising yields, is extremely bearish for the market.
>Now you know
If you are long, you are unironically fighting against the entire world, fighting against the bond market, fighting against the currency markets.
Even if the Fed doesn't continue to raise, the dollar will still appreciate relative to the euro, to the pound
in order for the dollar to fall, the Fed would need to be more dovish than the ECB/BOE
It's all relative - in other words, if ECB/BOE is cutting, but US is pausing, dollar will continue to rise
It doesn't matter if Fed doesn't raise again, if others start to cut before the Fed (or even just signaling that they will) - dollar will still rise

[Anonymous No.56159803]

WE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DOW HISTORY

[Anonymous No.56159804]

>presents

[Anonymous No.56159807]

Slurpers.. hello?

[Anonymous No.56159808]

WHY DO THE LINES KEEP GOING DOWN

STOP IT

JUST HOLD YOU BASTARDS

[Anonymous No.56159816]

Is a H&S pattern with price project of May lows, bearish or bullish?

[Anonymous No.56159817]

Are you fucking kidding me. It finally goes down after I bought calls to play alongside the idiot bulls. I lost so much money this year as a Bobo and fucked it up in the end.

[Anonymous No.56159818]

lmao check the vix lads. 16.5 that shit is ripping
rip to the contango nigger

[Anonymous No.56159824]

>>56159804
Gave him the ol wacky inflatable arm guy.

[Anonymous No.56159825]

FUCK YOUR MARKETS

[Anonymous No.56159828]

How do I get a refund on every trade I’ve made since 2021?

[Anonymous No.56159836]

at least deli ham is on sale this week

[Anonymous No.56159846]

Are we winning?

[Anonymous No.56159854]

I should've bought 438p at 4:07PM yesterday, why did I back off. God damn it

[Anonymous No.56159856]

>>56159828
no refunds

[Anonymous No.56159855]

fuck im not going to be able to get my money out from my MMF and into bear etfs quick enough to catch this shit. fuck i should have been ready

[Anonymous No.56159860]

I will not stop accumulating SPY.

[Anonymous No.56159864]

>Bobos falling for a short trap after no news whatsoever
Ding dong ding close your shorts or you are gonna get heemed!

[Anonymous No.56159867]

>>56159860
I love women so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.56159870]

>>56159860
That's acceptable, I accept that.

[Anonymous No.56159875]

>>56159860
you just know

[Anonymous No.56159876]

>>56159855
I would be careful. I'm shorting. But I know that next CPI, October and November will look soft because of the shitty Oil pump in Oct-Nov 2022. Real Destruction would happen if Oil stays at 85+ in December-January, then it is truly over.

[Anonymous No.56159879]

>>56159816
pretty bearish, it's technically a head and shoulders with double shoulders 1 head

[Anonymous No.56159880]

eternal reminder

[Anonymous No.56159882]

SHIT AND PISS 500

[Anonymous No.56159883]

>>56159867

[Anonymous No.56159884]

should i start buying ASML?

[Anonymous No.56159887]

Ok BOBO,you win

[Anonymous No.56159888]

>>56159855
>not letting your cash sit in HOOD gaining 4.9% daily accrued/monthly paid while being ready for a moment's trigger pull on a trade

[Anonymous No.56159893]

>>56159884
No.
https://www.reuters.com/technology/tsmc-tells-vendors-delay-chip-equipment-deliveries-sources-2023-09-15/
>Sept 15 (Reuters) - Taiwan's TSMC (2330.TW) has told its major suppliers to delay the delivery of high-end chipmaking equipment, as the world's top contract chipmaker grows increasingly nervous about customer demand, two sources familiar with the matter said.
>Shares in TSMC suppliers including Dutch-based ASML (ASML.AS) declined following the Reuters report.
>The instruction by TSMC, which is grappling with delays at its $40 billion chip factory in Arizona, is aimed at controlling costs and reflects the company's growing caution about the outlook for demand, the sources said.
if you read the above report and go "Oh wow! Time to buy ASML, as TSMC cuts their deliveries from ASML!!" you are brain dead, and deserve all the losses you will incur
get out of semis.

[Anonymous No.56159896]

>>56159882
>SP 500
Yes. I''l take more of that.

[Anonymous No.56159905]

>Inmode dumped
>Crox dumped
>Ulta dumped
>On no news whatsoever with historically low valuations for cash flow and earnings
More cheapies for me. Prepared to get heemed BOBO, you are just not seeing where this is going

[Anonymous No.56159906]

>>56159879
>

[Anonymous No.56159910]

any stock that hasnt dumped yet?

[Anonymous No.56159913]

>>56159910
Newmont is incredibly bullish

[Anonymous No.56159916]

How do I calculate how many stocks to buy of each holding if I want to keep the same size positions relative to each other but add more money to my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.56159919]

Hahaha
We are dumping

[Anonymous No.56159921]

>>56159910
yes, [the one that I'm personally invested in, so you should invest in it too so I don't go broke]

[Anonymous No.56159928]

Kek, ARM baggies.

[Anonymous No.56159933]

Pretty hard DXY reversal. Copper just made a big recovery. Oil is back to a golden bull.

[Anonymous No.56159938]

>>56159802
THE DOLLAR RISES BROTHER

[Anonymous No.56159941]

>>56159933
>>56159905
if we did rally here, and go closer to flat today by end of day, it would unironically be **very** bearish, as it would indicate that MM wants the market to move even lower than this level, but wants to shake off the weak bear hands prior to doing so
if we continued to sell off today, more likely to exhaust the sellers and actually find a (very short term) bottom

[Anonymous No.56159942]

>pasts

[Anonymous No.56159945]

Why is September such a famously shit month for the market?

[Anonymous No.56159946]

>>56159884
yes

[Anonymous No.56159950]

SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW? we keep dumping to 4200 ?

[Anonymous No.56159952]

>>56159945
who knows.

[Anonymous No.56159954]

>>56159893
priced in

[Anonymous No.56159955]

>wake up

[Anonymous No.56159960]

>>56159933
>Oil is back to a golden bull
>He thinks that's good for stocks
...Mumu?

[Anonymous No.56159961]

>>56159945
Summer sees an spending spree by CONSOOOOOMERS while in September CONSOOOOOMPTION drops to compensate for summer normie madness. It is literally a bear trap and you should always buy in September and October

[Anonymous No.56159962]

WAKE ME UP

WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

[Anonymous No.56159966]

>>56159795
Apple looks like its at weekly support though

[Anonymous No.56159969]

Trying to eyeball support levels as a noob, are the next SPY support levels
>435 (you are here)
>415ish
>385
Also how much of TA is similar/the same as the "eyeball test" in sports? Unironically think vibevesting is a somewhat legitimate strategy

[Anonymous No.56159973]

>see market

[Anonymous No.56159976]

>>56159952
Definitely not the right picture. Its cyclic nature of peoples/institutional and their habits and tendencies I believe.... or space magic.

[Anonymous No.56159978]

>>56159966

[Anonymous No.56159980]

SELL ALL YOUR URANIUM AND CCJ SO I CAN BUY IN FUCK

[Anonymous No.56159982]

>>56159960
Those are cautious bull eyes I posted, but over that last hour it seemed like some unloading into the lows around the markets going on.

[Anonymous No.56159983]

>RUSSIA IMPOSES A FULL BAN ON GASOLINE AND DIESEL EXPORTS - GOVERNMENT
RUSSIA IMPOSES A FULL BAN ON GASOLINE AND DIESEL EXPORTS - GOVERNMENT
>RUSSIA IMPOSES A FULL BAN ON GASOLINE AND DIESEL EXPORTS - GOVERNMENT
RUSSIA IMPOSES A FULL BAN ON GASOLINE AND DIESEL EXPORTS - GOVERNMENT
>RUSSIA IMPOSES A FULL BAN ON GASOLINE AND DIESEL EXPORTS - GOVERNMENT
RUSSIA IMPOSES A FULL BAN ON GASOLINE AND DIESEL EXPORTS - GOVERNMENT

[Anonymous No.56159986]

>>56159945
>which annual (((religious))) holidays are in september

[Anonymous No.56159988]

>>56159983
LOL

[Anonymous No.56159990]

just watched a video about fractional reserve banking
how the fuck is this legal?

[Anonymous No.56159994]

>>56159983
Their production is literally going down the drain due oil rigging sanctions. Desperate move to keep their internal economy from collapsing. It also means another hit to the ruble

[Anonymous No.56159995]

>>56159990
Uh, the Federal Reserve Act, I reckon.

[Anonymous No.56159999]

[Anonymous No.56160000]

>>56159994
it also means higher gasoline and diesel prices globally as well as higher refinery margins

[Anonymous No.56160002]

>>56159990
Lol. If only you knew how bad things really are.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/reservereq.htm
>As announced on March 15, 2020, the Board reduced reserve requirement ratios to zero percent effective March 26, 2020. This action eliminated reserve requirements for all depository institutions.
It's not even fractional reserve banking anymore. Lmao. It's "No reserve" banking.

[Anonymous No.56160003]

So we’re gonna reverse in October and Santa Rally right?

[Anonymous No.56160006]

What was Woodrow Wilson thinking?

[Anonymous No.56160005]

SANTA PLEASE PUMP MY BAGS

[Anonymous No.56160007]

>>56160000
checked. how will this affect the price of lululemon?

[Anonymous No.56160009]

>>56159999
wtf, comment was:
>buy in September and go away
if you know, you know

[Anonymous No.56160013]

>>56160006
Literally, he was blackmailed for an affair he had with a professor's wife while he was President of Princeton
Singlehandedly sold out the nation into slavery, and all of its descendants, because he was too ashamed of his marriage infidelity

[Anonymous No.56160016]

>>56160000
Correct, democrats have been retarded and this is easily avoided by lifting sanctions with Venezuela btw. Either way Saudis are financing a shit tone of projects and they are some of the biggest bag holders of western equities, if shit hits the fan, they will start pumping oil like in 2008

[Anonymous No.56160024]

>>56160007
Negatively

[Anonymous No.56160027]

>>56160000
Nerdy get

[Anonymous No.56160026]

>>56160007
Plastic prices have increased marginally this last months after dumping massively for the entire year. Really their inputs will remain basically unaffected, what is important is demand which might drop if energy prices are too high

[Anonymous No.56160033]

It's never been more Joever than it is right now

[Anonymous No.56160037]

>>56160003
>>56160005
SANTA RALLY

[Anonymous No.56160040]

>Oil 2$ back up
Unbreakable goodbye economy

[Anonymous No.56160042]

>>56159990
stealth trains

[Anonymous No.56160043]

>>56160026
Demand for $300 sweatpants may drop huh? Interesting

[Anonymous No.56160044]

>>56159879
The blind see, but the seeing are blind

[Anonymous No.56160048]

>>56160016
Venezuela sanctions are bipartisan actually. Politicians are all fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.56160049]

It's alawy incredible to me how quickly after month of gains, everything is erased in 1 (one) single day

[Anonymous No.56160053]

ooohhh that's a spicy gap downwards

[Anonymous No.56160060]

>>56159983
Feels good to be 70% in oil.

[Anonymous No.56160061]

>>56160043
Some of the biggest customers of luxury brands (way more expensive than lululemon like LVMH) are wanna be middle class females that spend all their savings on bags and shoes. Just look at the massive dump LVMH took in 2008

[Anonymous No.56160066]

>>56159994
Now overlay with German manufacturing.

[Anonymous No.56160067]

>>56159973
>www.fraps.com

[Anonymous No.56160069]

smg gimme a quick sentiment check
is this merely a short correction or are we going down for a while from now?

[Anonymous No.56160072]

>>56160060
Yep. If it's bullish for refinery margins that means refineries can buy up higher priced crude too. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.56160074]

BIDENOMICS
>BIDENOMICS

[Anonymous No.56160075]

How dumb would it be to go all in on SOXL leaps right at open?

[Anonymous No.56160079]

>>56159994
>measured in EUR
now do raw export numbers

[Anonymous No.56160082]

C'MON RETAIL, C'MON USA.

[Anonymous No.56160086]

>>56159990
Welcome to the club figgah

[Anonymous No.56160088]

spy is actually going to crash to 412-418 rip
qqq 316-325
soxx 400-420

[Anonymous No.56160093]

>>56160069
Be prepared for a net -1% to -3% a week until start of November.

[Anonymous No.56160094]

>>56160013
He was weak and exploitable, had some kino quotes though. Basically 'what have I done'.

[Anonymous No.56160095]

>>56159990
>how the fuck is this legal?
Almost nobody knows about it and even if you explain it to them they can't understand it.
>>56160000
Checked buy Orlen Ticker:PKN on GWP thank me later.

[Anonymous No.56160097]

>>56160086
FDR is next.

[Anonymous No.56160098]

gap fill

[Anonymous No.56160099]

>>56160069
this is what I think will happen, most likely
>test the august bottom
>find some buyers, doji on the daily candle at this level
>rally for a day or two - bull trap
>this rally will be sold off, bust through August bottom
>target ~420 next level

[Anonymous No.56160101]

>>56159990
Fractional reserve is actually the limitation they put on it, zero reserve is where they don't have anything backing it at all. We're in the zero reserve paradigm right now.

[Anonymous No.56160110]

someone give me the rundown on the Woodrow Wilson memes

Why isn't he kawaii?

[Anonymous No.56160111]

>>56160095
I was thinking about buying PBF instead. Or topping up on XOM.

[Anonymous No.56160117]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.56160118]

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[Anonymous No.56160123]

>>56160118
Too late

[Anonymous No.56160122]

>>56160079
https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/crude-oil
Prices are higher than before the invasion. All the revenue drop is due a reduced production capacity unless you unironically belive Russia is exporting with a 50% discount

[Anonymous No.56160124]

Buy for me bros, while I can’t.
I’ll be back soon.

[Anonymous No.56160125]

There will be no gap fill

[Anonymous No.56160126]

>>56160110
Basically the source of all modern ills.

>Wilson also pledged support for the aims of the Zionist movement. In 1917, he endorsed the Balfour Declaration that viewed with favor “the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people.”

[Anonymous No.56160127]

>>56160118
>:02

[Anonymous No.56160129]

[Anonymous No.56160132]

[Anonymous No.56160135]

>>56159804
>zelenshiy asking for gibs southern ukrainian front circa sept 2023

[Anonymous No.56160140]

S&P opened in the middle of nowhere

[Anonymous No.56160142]

>new higher ATH
sold my shorts, I might regret it but fuck it

[Anonymous No.56160145]

OIL BROOOOOOOOOS

[Anonymous No.56160147]

>>56160111
Checked again not a bad buy but PKN alot cheaper and the dividend yield is 9.3%. They stand very well to profit from high gas, electricity and refining margins.

[Anonymous No.56160149]

>>56160125
That's a gape, not a gap.

[Anonymous No.56160150]

>>56160140
and it will close at 2000 by the end of the year

[Anonymous No.56160152]

IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.56160153]

>>56160110
Wilson's one of those historical figures where when people say he fucked up everything it isn't even a meme, in a lot of ways he's directly responsible for everything from the Great Depression to WWII to the problems in the Middle East. Modern Democrats and Republicans both hate him and that's like, unheard of in modern American politics. He was so bad that they both actually AGREE on something.

[Anonymous No.56160154]

Y’all gonna pay up or what ? Me and fink got projects to work on.

[Anonymous No.56160155]

Lmfao I've seen some fake and gay reactions to an FOMC meeting but this takes the big gay cake. At least at Jackson Hole last year Powell seemed outwardly hawkish and policy was clearly getting more restrictive. This time was....... basically nothing at all and Powell was chummy. Bears are dumb as fuck if they think this is muh economic collapse

[Anonymous No.56160156]

>spy dip slurping has run out of suction
down we go

[Anonymous No.56160158]

>>56160152
>>56160149
>>56160125
be extremely careful shorting here

[Anonymous No.56160173]

>>56160158
>*take care to short, here

[Anonymous No.56160182]

>Dump slowly reversing
I warned you BOBO, this is a trap close your shorts or prepared to get fucked

[Anonymous No.56160185]

>THEY LONGED TLT!
If only you listened.

[Anonymous No.56160189]

>>56160147
I'll look into it. If it looks cheap and sustainable, I may buy. Thanks for the rec Max Payne

[Anonymous No.56160191]

all the money was made pre market

[Anonymous No.56160194]

Come on retards we have a gap to fill

[Anonymous No.56160195]

>>56160155
Most analyst were predicting muh final rate and mug cutting rate in 2024, and JayPow carified that a bit

[Anonymous No.56160196]

>>56160155
>Dotplot higher for 2024
>Higher rates in 2024
>essentially rate hike NOW for 2024 despite no hike now
>Forward looking

[Anonymous No.56160198]

>>56160156
>>56160182
who do i believe

[Anonymous No.56160202]

buddy look at us 2 year computer

[Anonymous No.56160205]

>>56160198
i'm always wrong

[Anonymous No.56160206]

Boughted more
BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL
in the $52s during pre-markets.

[Anonymous No.56160207]

short tech

[Anonymous No.56160211]

What jappened, did jerome say something or whats this shit, even crypto is dumping

[Anonymous No.56160215]

>>56160207
That's literally me

[Anonymous No.56160217]

>>56159860
>SPY
Why? SPY is for idiots who cant understand investments.

[Anonymous No.56160220]

shorting GOOG at 134

[Anonymous No.56160221]

>>56160198

[Anonymous No.56160226]

>small push up
>gets sold
>small push up again
>gets sold
>small push up a third time
>gets sold
What are these retarded faggots even doing

[Anonymous No.56160230]

>>56160215
sell your tech positions to unjust yourself

[Anonymous No.56160235]

>>56160189
Do your due diligence you'll realize it's one of the cheapest OIL & GAS companies in EU.

[Anonymous No.56160238]

>>56160182
Already done >>56160142

[Anonymous No.56160239]

>>56160211
the crash has begun

[Anonymous No.56160241]

>stock news sites on monday
>"the economy is booming- LONG NOW"
>sites today
>"the economy is about to go into deep recession, here's how you can save what's left of your money"

[Anonymous No.56160244]

>>56160241
Who writes those articles?

[Anonymous No.56160246]

>>56159994
>It also means another hit to the ruble
Ruble isnt going to survive much longer.
>>56160016
>democrats
I mean ukraine is pretty bipartisian for the most part. No one wants sanctions on russia lifted right now.

[Anonymous No.56160251]

>>56160195
And since when were analysts 100% right, and since when were market makers not well ahead of the analysts? This entire hiking cycle has been a bunch of bullshit in the markets as the Fed goes through some pretty mundane motions, with the result being interest rates that are still historically low. I just don't buy the freakout, it reeks of Big Money taking advantage of retail retards

>>56160196
Lmfao HALF A PERCENT OH GOD THE WORLD WILL COLLAPSE AT 5.1%

Doomposters deserve the rope

[Anonymous No.56160253]

>>56160217
>Why? SPY is for idiots who cant understand investments.
Post your 10 year alpha and beta. If it's under 6 figures then don't waste your time.

[Anonymous No.56160265]

>>56160244
Hmm qui indeed.

[Anonymous No.56160266]

>>56160244
Unironically Cramer and his buddies. It's perfect, they tell everyone to go long before a standard FOMC meeting, then they sell hard which freaks retail out, then they buy their own dip. Pottery, every time.

[Anonymous No.56160269]

>>56160155
>He still cant read the release and see what changed
>He still cant read a dot plot
>He didnt watch or understand the q and a
Esl nigger get out of the market now.

[Anonymous No.56160271]

>POST YOUR TLT POSITIONS NOW!
Where are all the bond bulls? Are you ok?

[Anonymous No.56160273]

>>56160246
Why would anyone want to lift sanctions on Russia? The objective is its destruction (based) and they could just get heemed if the US just paid some money to that monkey Maduro

[Anonymous No.56160275]

>>56160097
Yes.

[Anonymous No.56160276]

gay market general

[Anonymous No.56160281]

>>56160251
Dude, the markets are still pricing too much growth for 2024, at least for semi stock. the PE are way too high
Powell said no growth, so no growth it will be and PE have to come down

[Anonymous No.56160283]

>>56160273
>Implying the Chinks, Saudis and Russia aren't now playing a long game to debase and undermine the US globally
With Biden as president, it isn't hard.

[Anonymous No.56160284]

>>56160265

[Anonymous No.56160287]

Why do fags hate trend days so much

[Anonymous No.56160290]

What goes up….must cum down

[Anonymous No.56160294]

FedEx wtfwt

[Anonymous No.56160295]

>>56160253
I havent been in stocks for 10 years. But:
>SPY 5 year is +48%
>MSFT 5 year is 180%
SPY has msft as a large component anyway, so why lower your winners with the losers on the SP500? Just dump the chunk of it and find the winners. You dont even need to be risky and chase meme stocks. MSFT a multi decade old company out performed sp500 by a huge margin. You sat out gains because you are a midwit.
>>56160273
Didnt they do something for maduro? venzuela doesnt really have much of an oil economy left anyway. They barely produce anything.

[Anonymous No.56160299]

>>56160275
10/10

[Anonymous No.56160300]

>>56160266
>then they sell hard which freaks retail out, then they buy their own dip
>then they buy their own dip
What if we dont just dip this time?

[Anonymous No.56160306]

>>56160283
Saudis unironically are one of the biggest bag holders in the West. It would be retarded for them to undermine their own investments. China is doing its own thing. Russia is simply an irrelevant shithole

[Anonymous No.56160308]

[Anonymous No.56160309]

>>56160283
>undermine the US globally
DXY is at 20 year highs still. Hardly undermined. The collapsing ruble will probably make russia default again in a few years.

[Anonymous No.56160314]

10am numbers coming soon

[Anonymous No.56160316]

Volumes low on such a large move especially considering what we saw yesterday. They baiting retail into something.

[Anonymous No.56160323]

>>56160290
I wouldn't be so sure if I were you. We're entering a cyclical period (september) and a potential revaluation check...Imma long the vix on my side

[Anonymous No.56160324]

>>56160269
Nah I read it and compared it to the last one. The changes are insignificant and if you heard what Powell said without painting a big gay bearish bullseye around it, he implied that they're done hiking but "just need to make sure". The dot plot has ALWAYS been wrong, like literally every time, so I don't pay attention to it. Bears are wrong again and at the exact same time as last year lmao

>>56160281
>Muh peepee ratios
Lol

[Anonymous No.56160328]

>And another generation of TLT bagholders is created.

[Anonymous No.56160329]

>>56160060
>>56160072
give me tickers to buy. i wanna ride oil cos for a month or so.

[Anonymous No.56160330]

>>56160295
>I havent been in stocks for 10 years
>but
>find the winners
Spotted the 4 figure account. Get your tax advantaged accounts up to 250k and then get back to me.

[Anonymous No.56160332]

>>56159771
So, why is everything shitting the bed again?

[Anonymous No.56160336]

>He gets his breakfast at McDonald's almost every morning on the way to work. In 2017, he was spending no more than $3.17 on his order, paying with exact change
>The letter reads: "Remember the laugh we had when we traveled together to Hong Kong and decided to get lunch at McDonald's? You offered to pay, dug into your pocket, and pulled out…coupons!"
>Berkshire Hathaway itself owns over $1 trillion in assets, Insider previously reported.

[Anonymous No.56160340]

>>56160332
Because you touch yourself at night

[Anonymous No.56160341]

YO guys, look at the shitcoin OMX, Lmao this is the craziest index.

[Anonymous No.56160345]

>>56160241
“Ideally, we don’t want to see 4300 break because it will open the market up to additional downside paths, not only toward the 200-day moving average [roughly 4200] but to 4075,” wrote John Kolovos, chief technical strategist at Macro Risk Advisors.

Hitting 4075 represents about 7% downside from the index’s current level.

That’s enough of a potential drop to stay away from stocks for the near term.

>SORRY GOY, WE MESSED UP, LOOKS LIKE IT COULD DROP ANOTHER 300 POINTS
>BEST OF LUCK

[Anonymous No.56160348]

>>56160309
DXY is just USD strength relative to EUR and JPY. Nothing more.

[Anonymous No.56160349]

>>56160328
>I tried to warn them they would not listen!

[Anonymous No.56160353]

>>56160332
Bear trap. Expect some pumping soon

[Anonymous No.56160357]

>>56160300
It behooves them to buy their own dip, that's been the strategy for our entire lives. The market depends on retail being retarded enough to be taken advantage of like this.

[Anonymous No.56160362]

>>56160251
You retard, it's about VALUATION.
You know?
>PRICED IN
>FORWARD LOOKING
right back at you, faggot Mumu

[Anonymous No.56160364]

>>56160314
Ah hell yeah time to make some hoomer rentie troll threads.

[Anonymous No.56160367]

>>56160155
>NO
>SOFT
>LANDING

[Anonymous No.56160366]

>>56160332
jerome powell stood in front of some cameras again

[Anonymous No.56160368]

Uranium bros we got too cocky…

[Anonymous No.56160369]

Overnight lows just got taken out

[Anonymous No.56160371]

It’s time. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

[Anonymous No.56160377]

>>56160332
MM havin a lil fun around here.

[Anonymous No.56160378]

>>56160362
Tell me why Big Tech shouldn't be worth trillions

Oops you can't :)

[Anonymous No.56160381]

>>56160330
Refute the claim of msft beating spy. You brought down your winners with losers. You should be able to beat out the large well established legacy companies. if you cant then you arent growing. You bought trash like divy stocks and bad products with the good stuff.

[Anonymous No.56160384]

>>56160368
>Price increases 50-100%
>Price drops 1-2%
>We got too cocky?

[Anonymous No.56160385]

>>56160371
What program/website is this?

[Anonymous No.56160387]

>>56160329
read nigga

[Anonymous No.56160397]

>>56160368
>SRUUF: 16.53 -0.05 -0.30%

Not great, not terrible.

[Anonymous No.56160400]

>>56160377
checked and lel'd

[Anonymous No.56160401]

>>56160385
None of your business faggot. Go study CS and program it yourself brainlet

[Anonymous No.56160402]

Just went all in on January SOXL 20c

[Anonymous No.56160408]

Should I sell or hold my Palantir puts bros?

[Anonymous No.56160409]

>EDV (Vanguard Extended Duration ETF): 72.82 -2.53 -3.36%
RIP to those zero coupon boomers.

[Anonymous No.56160418]

>>56160408
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell

[Anonymous No.56160419]

>>56160408
If it's good enough to screenshot it's good enough to sell

[Anonymous No.56160421]

>>56160316
SHHH

[Anonymous No.56160424]

>>56160290
YET MY FEET DONT TOUCH THE GROUND
SEE THE WORLD SPINNING UPSIDE DOWN
A MIGHTY CRASH WITHOUT A SOUND
I CAN FEEL YOUR EVERY RAGE

[Anonymous No.56160430]

>>56160408
Close 5/6th of them imo. Leave runners for exposure to further downside.

[Anonymous No.56160431]

>>56160329
Orlen Ticker: PKN on GPW. Thank me later.

[Anonymous No.56160432]

>>56160402
Bro it's going to be 20+ by next week

[Anonymous No.56160441]

>>56160378
Tell me why it should be. AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TECH? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT TECHTRANNIES HERE?>>56160155

[Anonymous No.56160444]

Bros it’s time to get even more bullish.

[Anonymous No.56160448]

>>56160409
doesnt Edv have a payout? Looks like it did 72 cents last quarter.

[Anonymous No.56160454]

>>56160448
Earning 72 cents a quarter while losing $2.53 in a day might be the funniest part, yes.

[Anonymous No.56160456]

We just hit the 8/25 S&P low

[Anonymous No.56160460]

>>56160454
Well yeah i wouldnt have bought bonds at low interest rates. i think a lot of people got memed into buying bonds at ZIRP because they thought it was safe. I hope everyone learned how bonds actually work now after this year lol.

[Anonymous No.56160461]

>>56160456
2007 yields, 2007 lows.

[Anonymous No.56160464]

>>56160441
U can't srsly be talking shit on big tech from your smartphone/desktop/laptop on a website. Lmfao. Unreal.

>>56160444
Trips of truth, I'm with you

[Anonymous No.56160469]

Seriously now, stop selling. Not funny anymore

[Anonymous No.56160472]

Yeah I’m thinking we bottom out around here. Might buy some calls.

[Anonymous No.56160473]

>>56160444
It's insane and illogical, which is why I'm fuckin in.

[Anonymous No.56160477]

Am i dumb to load $430 puts for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.56160478]

Shit and piss breaking all bollinger. How much more HEEM can it take?

>>56160464
I'm shitposting from my Microwave.

[Anonymous No.56160479]

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

[Anonymous No.56160495]

>tfw slurping delicious TLT dip
Mhmm, yep.
Avatar posters and tripfags get the rope.

[Anonymous No.56160506]

sold some naked spy calls to save the market

[Anonymous No.56160507]

>>56160495
can anyone redpill me on TLTW? Has almost a 20% yield now

[Anonymous No.56160509]

BUDDY LOOK AT JUNIOR GOLD MINERS COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.56160517]

reminder: you are exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.56160524]

>>56160495
>Me when I buy your bonds when yields reach 7%.
Keep holding those bonds for me.

[Anonymous No.56160528]

>>56160517
Remember when you were saying this shit last September? Remember what happened after that? I member

[Anonymous No.56160529]

are we back?

[Anonymous No.56160530]

>>56160517
But I already sold the top a month ago

[Anonymous No.56160533]

>>56160517
The shit I just took was exit liquidity.

[Anonymous No.56160535]

>>56160517
>reminder: you are exit liquidity
I thought that was last week. How many exits will they make? You know??
>>56160524
>implying I'll sell my bonds to an avatar poster
youre no better than rocker. be ashamed, scum.

[Anonymous No.56160540]

>>56160528
This time its different

[Anonymous No.56160549]

>>56160529
Probably just intraday bounce, Baffin retail. We probably need to consolidate.

[Anonymous No.56160550]

>>56160509
Impressive action considering boomer rocks have been between 1900 and 2000 for, what, like the entire year?

[Anonymous No.56160565]

>>56160517
I made this last night, but decided not to post it. It's even worse now.

[Anonymous No.56160566]

>>56159856
time is money, friend. (I miss that game but its unplayable now and activision can fuck right off, not going to invest in them).

[Anonymous No.56160568]

btw if nvidia doesn't go back to 420 i might kill myself

[Anonymous No.56160573]

>>56160535
You'll have to sell for tax purposes.

[Anonymous No.56160576]

HIiiiiiiiiii

[Anonymous No.56160579]

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[Anonymous No.56160582]

>>56160565
We should do this and dot plot baggits. Use an AI to identify them by their grammar.

[Anonymous No.56160583]

Death has arrived

[Anonymous No.56160584]

>>56160568
It will unironically be 500+ sooner rather than later. The only reason it would go lower is a split.

[Anonymous No.56160589]

I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT ABML/ABAT
Short squeezed from 9$ to 25$ this morning. Fools, next time listen to a retard on this board and it might actually make you money
BUYING BACK IN!

[Anonymous No.56160596]

>>56160566
Yeah, it was great as a child with 14 (for me when it came out). I played a little legion which was interesting. But it couldn't keep me and I didn't bother further. The cinematic of Dragonflight killed it. Different artstyle, looked some generic eastasian game.

Forgot to post it yesterday. Anyways, market theme:
https://youtu.be/Ui-ffbsDfaw?si=LtQOWzxlTAnY-tgw

[Anonymous No.56160601]

>>56160583
And hell...is coming.

[Anonymous No.56160607]

Do muslims need a new testament in their quran? They seem blood thirsty...
>>56160573
>You'll have to sell for tax purposes.
>taxes
Lol cute.
You buying TLT, yet?

[Anonymous No.56160611]

this shit screams afternoon fake pump into ending the day flat

[Anonymous No.56160614]

>US Existing Home Sales Aug: 4.04M (est 4.10M; prev 4.07M)
- Existing Home Sales (M/M): -0.7% (est 0.7%; prev -2.2%)
- Median Home Price (Y/Y) (USD): 407.1K or +3.9% (prev 406.7K or 1.9%)

Inflation beaten, on the most basic and essential need besides food.

[Anonymous No.56160624]

lol imagine if it ends green.l
or, for greater comedic effect, a crab day

[Anonymous No.56160627]

>>56160611
pump is real

[Anonymous No.56160633]

[Anonymous No.56160636]

>>56160614
>basic and essential need besides food
Oh shit what up Paul Krugman?

[Anonymous No.56160647]

I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.56160657]

>>56160614
>US Existing Home Sales Aug: 4.04M (est 4.10M; prev 4.07M)
>Existing Home Sales (M/M): -0.7% (est 0.7%; prev -2.2%)

Honestly, what kind of retards were expecting *existing* home sales to go up? "Oh, yeah, rates are higher and everyone is seeing the market freeze but number has to go up"

[Anonymous No.56160680]

>pump it.
>*click*

[Anonymous No.56160681]

Wow that oil sell off lasted a whole 18 hours. Did the shills from yesterday do their job well enough for the hedge funds to finally make their buys?

[Anonymous No.56160682]

>>56160647
Dis nigga buying routers lmaoooo bruh what is this? 2001?

[Anonymous No.56160686]

>>56160431
ty i think i just looked up some of em.

[Anonymous No.56160694]

>>56160647
buy in abml and youll be happy and get rid of that pos Robinhood app, use a real platform like TD

[Anonymous No.56160695]

I thought TLT was supposed to go up in a crash.

[Anonymous No.56160696]

>10y pumping like a shitcoin
Lmaooo hoomers are you ok???

[Anonymous No.56160702]

thank you to the anon who posted the November TLT 80 puts yesterday. they are up 130%

[Anonymous No.56160703]

>>56160681
Good old Russia, always willing to pitch in with embargoes.

[Anonymous No.56160708]

>>56160607
Realize the capital loss and deduct it income in the future. Based that you're not paying but at least hedge the bet unless you plan to have a shootout with the tax collectors if discovered. Not buying yet interest rates are way too low all my stocks yield at least 10% in divvies.

[Anonymous No.56160712]

Anyone else getting ready for next weeks cannabis run?

[Anonymous No.56160714]

>>56160647
>cisco agreed to dump billions of dollars onto a company named "splunk" for $157 a share when their open market value was only $120
Big money, or as I prefer to call it, "retarded money", amirite? Maybe something good will come of this acquisition, but I don't know what it is. Either way, cisco deserves the hair cut for massively overpaying on acquiring another company and hurting its shareholders.

[Anonymous No.56160717]

>>56160696
>hoomers
unfortunately I think theyre all locked in at ZIRP loans so they dont care. But they may be underwater soon.

[Anonymous No.56160720]

>>56160694
lmao you mean charles schwab now, i’m not about to pay a metric on fees

[Anonymous No.56160721]

>>56160614
>Median Home Price (Y/Y) (USD): 407.1K or +3.9% (prev 406.7K or 1.9%)
>Inflation beaten,
What?

[Anonymous No.56160727]

>>56160430
thanks i think you are right I will do a partial sell

[Anonymous No.56160728]

so whats the feeling after fomc. they didnt hike but said we will hike for longer.

isnt that bullish near term? no rate kike so no resctriction for the market now.

or am i a mongoloid?

[Anonymous No.56160732]

>>56160636
Are you gonna tell me housing isn't essential for living an organized life in the modern world? Now you can even work from home, which makes it more useful and valueable (which might unironically have pumped prices in distant places that were cheaper)

>>56160647
I intentionally bought a new router yesterday, sorry bro.

>>56160657
I forgot to add the mortgage rates which are +7%, makes the higher prices much sweeter.

[Anonymous No.56160733]

>>56160721
Look at month-over-month, excluding garages, bedrooms, and copper wiring. Then it's under 2%. Seasonally adjusted, of course.

[Anonymous No.56160737]

>>56160408
good enough to good, sell enough to screenshot

>>56160469
did it crash?

[Anonymous No.56160740]

>>56160732
Can't eat a house, ya donut.

[Anonymous No.56160743]

TIME IN THE MARKET > TIMING THE MARKET
EVERYTHING IS TOTALLY FINE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.56160744]

>>56160702
You fool

[Anonymous No.56160745]

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[Anonymous No.56160749]

>>56160721
Sarcasm?

[Anonymous No.56160751]

i'm trying to get an adjustable rate mortgage without a job. i'm not gonna actually get it i'm gonna short whoever offers it to me

[Anonymous No.56160757]

>>56160740
Are they implying he's jewish?

[Anonymous No.56160760]

>>56160740
>Can't eat a house

[Anonymous No.56160763]

Why are whites financially like this?

[Anonymous No.56160765]

>>56160751
>i'm trying to get an adjustable rate mortgage
>without a job

[Anonymous No.56160767]

>>56160763
>>56160763
>whites
Heres how the FED works. Billionaire (((David Rubinstein))) of the (((Carlyle Group))) hires Jerome Powell at his investment firm and then years later lobbies President Donald Trump to appoint Jerome Powell as head of the federal reserve. Also David Rubinsteins daughter Gabrielle was the CO-Chair of Donald Trumps 2016 presidential campaign....See how it (((((Works)))) now?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Rubenstein

[Anonymous No.56160770]

>>56160680
FUCKER YOU BAITED ME
AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56160778]

Ticker: DXY

[Anonymous No.56160783]

>>56160408
Head and shoulders on that bitch. Hold to 11

[Anonymous No.56160784]

It would appear that the NATGAS storage injection report was BEARISH.

[Anonymous No.56160787]

>>56160749
Oh, I'm sorry, anon. Didn't realize that, my bad.

[Anonymous No.56160794]

>>56160778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjOG5gboFU

[Anonymous No.56160798]

>>56160757
idk but that image looks pretty Jewish to me.

[Anonymous No.56160801]

>>56160767
Shabbos goy being financially shabbos goy. See how that works?

[Anonymous No.56160802]

>>56160760
>Can't eat a house

[Anonymous No.56160805]

>>56160717
As 10y yield rises all the corps and investors will unload their greyed out rental shitboxes. All the people who bought a house to live in under 3% rate should be fine assuming they didnt leverage it or deep throat a bunch of debt or take a job with some zombie company

[Anonymous No.56160815]

>>56160798
I'd sell this, but it's from my grandpa. I don't believe.

[Anonymous No.56160820]

>>56160703
Computer restart XLE!

ATH this time!

[Anonymous No.56160821]

This is one of the worst days I've ever traded in. Nothing but massive whipping price action. Any sort of move gets swallowed up within seconds before continuing

[Anonymous No.56160823]

>>56160805
Yes, they'll have a comfy 700k 3% mortgage on a house that is now worth 400k.

And, obviously, assessed for local taxes as 800k.

[Anonymous No.56160825]

Where is the bottom?

[Anonymous No.56160832]

>>56160696
Why would high 10y affect me, a home owner with a 2.7% mortgage?

[Anonymous No.56160835]

>>56160767
David rubinstein unironically likes powell and trump? Surprising desu.
>>56160805
Idk, not seeing a lot of excitement for bonds desu. I dont think companies will swap a mortgage for a 10 year especially when all theyre getting is 3.8-4.4%. Mortgages will still beat that.

[Anonymous No.56160836]

>>56160820
Bottom of an upward trendline and no Biden admin competence in sight. Yeah, I'm thinking NRGU.

[Anonymous No.56160847]

>>56160821

[Anonymous No.56160852]

>buy close of solid green bar at close
>following bar immediately sells and hits my stop
I'm going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.56160855]

>>56160815
>I don't believe.
What? Habeeb it.

[Anonymous No.56160866]

>>56160852
kek what ticker?

[Anonymous No.56160869]

Exiting my SOXL position the moment there’s a profit
DCA $18.50

[Anonymous No.56160873]

>>56160866
NQ

[Anonymous No.56160874]

>>56160855
>Habeeb it?
I unironically don't know what that means'

>habeeb
>habeeb is a word used by many /b/tards on 4chan. It simply means beleive.
>habeeb it!, i don't habeeb it!?
>by Dan Knowles May 24, 2006

[Anonymous No.56160881]

>>56160874
Imagine being this new.

[Anonymous No.56160898]

>>56160874
Lurk more

[Anonymous No.56160905]

+369% YTD

[Anonymous No.56160906]

>>56160881
>>56160898

I'm on 4chan since 2011 I think. On off, but never saw that habeeb it. Or maybe I did and can't remember. Or it was never directed towards me, which is why I never questioned its meaning.

[Anonymous No.56160912]

>>56160733
Kek

[Anonymous No.56160913]

Explain the oil intraday

[Anonymous No.56160915]

>>56160852
>buy a micropump
>get stopped out by a nanodump
you are extremely stupid

[Anonymous No.56160919]

>>56160906
ESL too. Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.56160923]

>>56160915
>breaks above prior high
>solid green bar on the 5 minute chart

[Anonymous No.56160939]

>>56160919
Can probably speak more languages than you including english in a sufficiently enough manor, but ok. I feel embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.56160943]

Okay you permabulltards. If you flip and mirror this you see it looks bullish that means its not.

[Anonymous No.56160953]

>>56160939
Tongue clicking and tonal braying is not a flex.

[Anonymous No.56160960]

>>56160953
US truly are the kings of projection
I might have done the same, but I'm sure I'm right unlike you, Habibi.

[Anonymous No.56160962]

>>56160943
>draws a flag completely ignoring where the candles actually are other than 1 horizontal line

[Anonymous No.56160978]

Mutha phukkin bullz

[Anonymous No.56160982]

>>56160960
I have no idea what you're talking about, but we're using English, American English, at that. Kneel. Seethe.

[Anonymous No.56160990]

Just make a move you kike crabs

[Anonymous No.56160996]

>US dumps almost 2% over two days
>EU +-0%
The fegg? Hello? Overlords? Please do something

[Anonymous No.56160997]

>>56160982
No.

[Anonymous No.56161000]

>>56160913
Russian bans diesel, gasoline exports

[Anonymous No.56161008]

>>56160997
Is that you? You look... zesty.

[Anonymous No.56161013]

>>56160990
Buy SAVE. It's got that dog in him.

[Anonymous No.56161016]

>>56160996
EU is dumping irl.

[Anonymous No.56161017]

>>56160996
US didn't pump as retarded yesterday. Look at DAX and others (not OMX unless you want to laugh).

[Anonymous No.56161021]

>>56161013
I'm trading index futures

[Anonymous No.56161025]

>>56161008

[Anonymous No.56161027]

>>56160783
Some of those pits expire October 20th but 7 of them December 15th. You think it’ll hit $11-12 by then?

[Anonymous No.56161041]

>>56161000
Holy hell ... why isnt this on cnbc

Goodbye Euro bros.

[Anonymous No.56161043]

>>56160751
>>56160765
biggus dickus move trying to get an ARM without a job

[Anonymous No.56161046]

new

>>56161038
>>56161038
>>56161038

[Anonymous No.56161059]

>>56160836
I like money too

[Anonymous No.56161072]

>>56161016
Yeah but it was +1% yesterday, so it cancels out. Weird

[Anonymous No.56161811]

>>56160712
Why would there be a cannabis run? Weed stocks are a literal pipe dream