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You live in a society, and yet you question society. Curious Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.56135304
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56135304

First for buying TLT and TMF

>> No.56135306

1st for FUCK BAGGIE

>> No.56135311

took a nap. looks green but russell is red so i think fake pump

>> No.56135318

Taytay. We’re back!

>> No.56135320

>>56135298
Why elf is shitting the bed today?

>> No.56135321

>>56135306
little late to the party there faggot,

nth for fuck labor unions.

>> No.56135322

>he baked

>> No.56135335

>Cannabis

>> No.56135339

>>56135304
Show your sinking longs

>> No.56135342
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>>56135321
uh oh

>> No.56135349

yeah we're running a little bit hot tonight
i can barely see the road from the heat coming off it
i reach down between my legs and
ease the seat back

>> No.56135350

At exactly 10:40 am eastern did we enter a new bull cycle. Absolutely nothing this week is going to stop this bull run

>> No.56135358

Fucking images are broken again.

>> No.56135362
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>Another week of crabbing

>> No.56135373
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56135373

What is the future gonna look like with old women ruling the world?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSR2looY4go

>> No.56135394

>>56135362
Is he a villain with a pee fetish or just a really good body guard or?

>> No.56135397

>>56135373
Women are the worst about nimby type libby politics so basically everything will be California.

>> No.56135399
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56135399

TTOO

>> No.56135400

Reminder if you’re an ESL you’re not welcome in these threads.

>> No.56135405

>>56135298
BUY PERI
BUY KEYS
BUY HSY

>> No.56135412

kek

>> No.56135425
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56135425

Short Unity nigger

>> No.56135430

>>56135397
NIMBY wasn't the issue in California, it was the mass immigration into the state. NIMBY was just the reaction to that.
You're right though, every part of the country is experiencing that and will deteriorate in roughly the same way.

>> No.56135432

thinkken of making a oil co play for a few weeks.

dumb y/n ?

>> No.56135440

>>56135425
Got some puts last week. Should probably grab more...

>> No.56135449

>>56135440
I think you guys are overestimating the intelligence of mobile game devs.

>> No.56135458
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if your strategy lead you to this. of what use was your bezinga subscription?

>> No.56135465
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>>56135362

>> No.56135491

>>56135449
How long are you? Answer the question

>> No.56135500
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56135500

raise the rates to 15%, lets just crash this house of cards already

A recession is pretty much guaranteed for 2024 if you have ANY financial macro background whatsoever.

>> No.56135506

>>56135358
Have been for a week or so

>> No.56135516

>>56135500
Goldman Sachs puts recession odds at 15%. Seems a little aggressive to me but I feel your a perma bear so they are closer to reality.

>> No.56135518

>>56135500
>A recession is pretty much guaranteed for 2024 if you have ANY financial macro background whatsoever.

t. Scott, 27 financial ANALyst who predicted 30 of the last 1 recessions

>> No.56135542

>>56135518
world's first Analrapist (pronounced "uh-NAHL-ruh-pist"- a portmanteau of analyst and therapist

>> No.56135548

>>56135516
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/el-erian-warns-massive-corporate-162604977.html
>Mohamed El-Erian is warning that a swath of corporations will be hurt by higher interest rates when they have to refinance next year.
“If you look at high yield, if you look at commercial real estate, there’s massive refinancing needs next year. Massive,” he said on Bloomberg Television Friday. “So that’s the point of pain which starts to happen.”
>“There are things that have to be refinanced in this economy that cannot be refinanced in an orderly fashion at these rates,” according to the chief economic adviser at Allianz SE and Bloomberg Opinion columnist.
This underscores why the stakes are so high for understanding how much longer the Federal Reserve will keep interest rates at elevated levels, he added. And while refinancing for corporations will spark pain next year, consumers locked into multi-decade long mortgages won’t face this issue for some time.
>Apollo’s Torsten Slok said the impact of rate hikes is beginning to ripple through credit markets, with delinquency rates on credit cards rising. Fidelity International warned last month that debt refinancing in 2024 will spark a US recession.
The US junk bond market faces a looming wall of debt coming due over the next few years with $41 billion maturing in 2024 and another $113 billion the following year, Bloomberg compiled data show.

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>>56135500
>raise the rates to 15%
I will literally be a billionaire if that happens.

>> No.56135556

>>56135516
What did Goldman say in 2007?

>> No.56135575

>>56135500
>he thinks MACRO economic theroy is still valid
Hello have you heard of microprocessors? Your stuff old books can't accurately describe current observed events, boomer.

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Trimmed my uranium position. Nothing wrong with taking gains(except fucking taxes)

>> No.56135581

>>56135304
im big in on TMF, but im looking for 40-50 dollar price so big hopium for crash

>> No.56135583

>>56135518
I'm on team soft landing and x-mas rally.

>> No.56135586

>>56135583
fuck.

>> No.56135605

It was going to be a soft landing until the oil chuds ruined it.

>> No.56135606

This price action on MARA is some of the most fucked up shit I have ever seen in my life

>> No.56135608

I hope they shut down the government over entitlement spending cuts. If there's one thing I hate more than these labor unions it's the fucking entitlement spending.

>> No.56135610
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going to be a soft landing just like last time!

>> No.56135621

NIGGER

>> No.56135630

>>56135548
I get it which is why 15% seems off but there will always always be a wall of doom.
>>56135556
They miss called the market. They are not omnipotent, just closer to reality than the perma bears.

>> No.56135639
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>>56135621
Financially speaking, the country of Niger is very relevant to macro econ this month.

>> No.56135643

>>56135630
>there will always always be a wall of doom.
correct - however this time, the wall has been built for 15 years out of cardboard and pubic hair and is the height of a skyscraper

>> No.56135651

>>56135610
Why do you circle and underline it. So retarded old people who can’t read and have a savings account of 2$ won’t invest?

>> No.56135660
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56135660

Buying more OSTK

>> No.56135664

>>56135651
You sound like an upset bag holder

>> No.56135671

>>56135500
I wonder how normies would deal with a recession in 2024? I predict it will be a way bigger shitshow compared to 2008. A lot of people these days can't take care of themselves for shit, like they don't even now to make ramen or a cup of coffee.

>> No.56135676

This open ai guy really believes his own bullshit huh? Thinks he’s the Steve Jobs of our time. Doesn’t realize he’s sitting next to the Steve Jobs and this guys just a little coder. Needs to lower his adderall dosage by half

>> No.56135683

>>56135548
Americans are so lucky they don't have to refinance every 5 years, I'm so fucked if rates are still high in 2025.

>> No.56135688

>>56135578
Smart man. Uranium permabull bros getting way too cocky.

>> No.56135694

>>56135664
Only an ESL would think circling something like that is good. Thinking anyone else on the internet is too retarded to read a post. Only a poo doesn’t understand the art of subtlety. Gtfo

>> No.56135704

>>56135694
You're actually autistic getting upset over such a non-issue. Sit down kid.

>> No.56135710

>>56135683
I dont get the point of this on a mortgage. Rates will go up and down over a person's lifetime. Seems like a bad idea.

>> No.56135725

>>56135671
>>56135643
>>56135608
If you had to pick a number, a real number Baggie, how often has it been posted in SMG that things are about to be worse than 2007.

>> No.56135730

>>56135704
Thanks. Here because I’ve accepted my autism. If an autist like me sees this as bait who the fuck are you targeting? Markets will rally until December. But plz post some more high lighted (in red of course) buzz words.

>> No.56135733

>>56135710
Dont have the option to go for longer then 5 yrs, otherwise I would have. You can only fix for 5yrs at a time in Canada

>> No.56135741

Why would the UAW support these politicians that want to eliminate internal cumbustion engines by 2025? What a bunch of cucks.

>> No.56135746

>>56135683
>I'm so fucked if rates are still high in 2025
Based. I hope they continue hiking canadian rates

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Guise it's happening, the cattle spread is taking off, I'm gaining

>> No.56135753
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How do you commit sky high financial crimes like in yakuza games on wall street? They make it look like scamming people is super easy and fun in japan but SEC would clap you in america.

>> No.56135762

>>56135725
the covid shutdown was worse than 2007, the difference was the recovery was quick thanks to Steven Merchant and President Trump. With Biden (or Harris) at the helm... well we are all probably going to die.

>> No.56135790

>>56135762
10000, 100000

>> No.56135794

>>56135753
Death threats, extortion. Always works

>> No.56135799

>>56135746
>>56135683
Buddy told me his mortgage is going from 2k to 4k. 250k income home struggling to get by.

>> No.56135803

>>56135753
It's a game that can only be played by those with money. And by money I mean at least 8 figures.

>> No.56135825

>THE MARKET ODDS OF THE FED RAISING RATES THIS WEEK IS NOW DOWN TO 1%

Well I certainly hope they are right and we don't get rugpulled into hell

>> No.56135834

What's up with that ttoo though

>> No.56135841
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>>56135555

>> No.56135850

>>56135834
the shill said there was some news today

>> No.56135860

>>56135799
Canada is so fucked man, immigrants are literally going back. You're better off being middle or upper class in Vietnam then poor in Toronto

>> No.56135869

>>56135825
it will of course be a pause
but the issue is the forward guidance
ECB failed, by essentially signaling that this was it - Fed cannot repeat same mistake of ECB, Eurozone economy is fucked, Fed has the ability / cushion to continue raising, so must signal that more rate increases may be necessary depending on data
this alone will cause a sell off, both in bonds and in stocks
after hot CPI + PPI, Fed must signal that they are not done - depending on future data

>> No.56135877
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56135877

I have won the stock market

>> No.56135891

>>56135834
>>56135850
FDA clearance. Announced on FDA website but T2 hasn't done a PR yet. Once they do, we're hitting $1+/

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>She shorted the DAX before insulting the Chinese.
Politicians are traitors

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>>56135891
if only that was verifiable information. maybe even on an fda website?

>> No.56135930

Did I read this right? This is the last week before they unify the three chinas into just a single china?

>> No.56135938

>>56135930
Doesn't matter. Reverse splits don't affect the fundamental value.

>> No.56135939

>>56135500
>A recession is pretty much guaranteed for 2024
As much as it was guaranteed for 2022 & 2023?

>> No.56135941

I did NOT buy weed today. Feels good

>> No.56135943

>>56135923
https://www.benzinga.com/news/23/09/34693251/why-t2-biosystems-stock-is-cleared-for-take-off

>> No.56135948

>>56135938
Kek

>> No.56135955
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56135955

HAHAHAHA FUCK MRNA, BUY NVAX

>> No.56135956

>>56135910
nice find

>> No.56135960

>>56135938
Well if they're reverse splitting the china, do you think they'll follow it up with another offering?

>> No.56135975

The more I look at it the less it seems like there will be a rate increase.

>> No.56135976

>>56135939
How long can the yield curve stay this fucked up? Like I've never seen anything like it.

>> No.56135977

>>56135923
https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfpmn/pmn.cfm?ID=K231336
Here it is from the horse's mouth.

>> No.56135980

>>56135910
She also tried to start a war with russia.

>> No.56135996

>>56135960
Probably, but I'm not sure they'll find any buyers.

>> No.56136018

I told you to short NVO above $190.
>$187.14
You didn't listen. You never listen.
It is only beginning. It is going back to $150.
>Reminder: Ozempic causes more ligament, cartilage, and connective tissue loss than fat loss, and the body fat % of people on Ozempic increases

>> No.56136025

>>56135877
your stock is up 0.33% today lmao, it hasn't even broken out of its downtrend

>> No.56136050

Opinion on LVMH? They seem reasonably priced with a p/e of 22

>> No.56136108

>>56136050
Nigger luxury brand. Probably will grow as the 1619 project and the DEI ESG shit takes off.

>> No.56136118
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RTX is a piece of shit

>> No.56136121
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I am nearing my limit for what I can take

>> No.56136124
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>>56135304
your CCJ puts?

>> No.56136131
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56136131

You did buy TTOO right anon?

>> No.56136150

>>56136118
We warned you on that one, multiple times.

>> No.56136169

>>56136050
>>56136108
This. I thought it was a rich person's brand as well, but if you ever go out to the mall and see the people lined up to shop, it is mostly brown and black people. It's actually fucking hilarious because these people are poor as hell trying to flex. Learn to max out your 401k and IRA first, dumbasses.

>> No.56136173

wtfwt

>> No.56136179
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BOBROS we gonna eat so good once our stop loss is triggered and we get our money back

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>>56136118
>Raytheon apparently rebranded as RTX Corporation back in June
why?

>> No.56136193

>>56136187
Merger with UTX

>> No.56136205
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What is this pattern called?

>> No.56136220

>>56136205
bart simpson

>> No.56136224
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>>56136118
I used to work with RTX people back when I was a glowie contractor. They were competent at some stuff, and hilariously out of their depth at others. My observation was that when RTX is building something: if it's meant to explode, they'll probably do an OK job; if it's not meant to explode, they'll fuck it up hilariously.

>> No.56136229

>>56136205
I thought that was AZO for a moment
>Last price: 2522.25
What in the fuck.

>> No.56136240

>>56136205
It's called the chances of you ever being a woman.

>> No.56136242

i shorted a vertical put spread for SPY
:3
yes
just now

i buyed back at end of week maybe idk

>> No.56136248

>>56135975
Yup, inflation is going to go back to dropping real soon

>> No.56136255
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Is this pattern bullish or bearish?

>> No.56136254

So this guy goes to a $10 hooker, and she gives him the crabs. So he goes back and he's like hey wtf you gave me crabs, and she says, "What did you expect for $10 lobsters?"

>> No.56136260
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Well at least it isn't pumping or anything. My shorts are fine for now.
>>56136121
the unbearable flatness irritating you?

I just drove new car to industrial area of city to have an Indian man spray the bottom of my car with Krown oil so as to slow the ingress of rust over the winter months what with the salty roads here. The man say if possible go drive down dirt road for a few minutes to coat the oil with dust as this will hold the oil spray on the car better. Okay sounds good I went to the outskirts of town and drove on the gravel roads past the fields and the moo cows. It is extremely dry and windy here today so car looks like I just went offroading. I look under car and find Indian man did a very thorough job and did not skimp on the application. Sir did quality work.

>> No.56136261

>>56135976
Longest the yield curve was inverted was 446 days, we are at like what 214 days

>> No.56136265

>>56135799
i told people to buy a fixed mortgage when rates were extremely low in canada, was routinely ignored as per usual. i really dont understand how people think. they are willing to destroy their lives than ever accept the advice of someone they have determined to be of lower social status. its crazy to watch

>> No.56136266

>>56136255
>what is peak "return to normal"

do you know what comes after that?

>> No.56136270

>>56135976
As long as pivooters can/will/are able to throw money into a bottomless pit.
They are literally throwing away billions (maybe trillions) trying to prevent (postpone, most likely) the inevitable.

>> No.56136278

>>56136255
bullish as hell. look at all that volume on the buy side. and the triangle forming in the rsi. gonna break to the upside and remain overbought for a long time

>> No.56136287

>US TREASURY SECRETARY YELLEN: I SEE NO SIGNS ECONOMY IS IN A DOWNTURN.
Bobo status: [x] Utterly BTFO

>> No.56136290

>>56136261
what was the resulting market situation last time it was inverted for this long? Soft landing followed up by X-mas rally right?

>> No.56136294

>>56136278
>volume spike then declines
>price rising from a bottom and continues making new highs
>"bullish"

>> No.56136300

>>56136294
watch & learn

>> No.56136301

>>56136260
>the unbearable flatness irritating you?
No I'm just tired of being a human fuckup

>> No.56136314

>>56135910
This women is so fucking retarded holy shit, how can they allow a women as FM fuck me

>> No.56136316
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>>56136255
It's called having a gamma of 1.8 + noise

>> No.56136318

>>56136301
Alcohol helps with this.

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>>56136300
no

>> No.56136338

>>56136318
There are no answers in the bottom of the bottle. I've seen the bottom of the bottle many times, and can say with a certain amount of certainty that the only thing there is a recycle symbol to remind you to get another bottle.

>> No.56136344

>>56136318
I've been living free from alcohol all of my 38 years so far.
The thought of alcohol actually "helping" once I'd start indulging terrifies me.
Kind of as terrifying as when I think about how effective anti depressants might actually be.
I'd see myself as a life long junkie.

>> No.56136345

>>56136248
I'd love to go long this week but my problem is after the initial meeting on wednesday there will be a press conference and anything could happen.
That coupled with china expected to literally cut their rates in half. I'm not sure if that was just a rumor but it seems like the kind of news that could actually effect other markets.

>> No.56136346

>>56136318
Yeah I'm considering re-opening my account with that

>> No.56136348

>>56136318
This post should have gotten trips of Satan.

>> No.56136352
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bought(fomod*) TTOO
expect a dump

>> No.56136357

>>56136352
>expect a dump
Already was.

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>> No.56136364
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I have no idea what I’m doing but I’m having fun.

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>>56136352
thx for the advice frend

>> No.56136380
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this is kinda interesting
>pre market fri and monday for spy/qqq
>both dumps and pumps occurred at the same time
>massive candles for about $5 range

>> No.56136391

>>56136344
as much pain as i experience just living life sober, i cannot imagine how much worse that would be if i was drinking all the time. i dont even like to drink a little bit just because it could make my sober life worse. sometimes the physical pain (back pain, joints, jaw, etc from working without days off for a year on end) recedes and life is not so bad. so pain can be pretty good if you listen to it. and sometimes its comedic to witness how much pain you are in, it becomes funny. so its not so bad.

>> No.56136401
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>>56136357
>>56136377
noted

>> No.56136407

>>56136401
okay look you get out at .50, maybe .55, and consider yourself lucky
the momentum is about to start dying down and then a fall to .22 will commence

>> No.56136430
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56136430

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

>> No.56136431

i theorize that algos/(they) just tested the indexes, expect shenanigans

>> No.56136454
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>>56136318
alcohol?

>> No.56136461

If we don't have a recession with the writers guild striking, and the auto worker terrorists striking, it just goes to show you how non-essential these people are.

>> No.56136474

>Biden wants to make sure gasoline prices are affordable for US, monitoring oil prices, production very closely - US Treasury secretary Yellen
Oilbros... it's over... $75 WTI EOW

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>> No.56136487

>>56136352
>bought(fomod*) TTOO
>expect a dump

It's nearing the end of the day. I expect it to drop to .4200. Much as i'de like to FOMO in too, I will wait until tomorrow. It's good to know when you're too late to the party.

>> No.56136488
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sold calls to gamboolers to cover the cost of holding into tomorrow. sorry, not sorry

>> No.56136494

>>56136474
I don't understand why it was okay to shut down the whole private sector, but G_d forbid we shut down the government over entitlement cuts.

>> No.56136512

>>56136488
vgh... jvst imagine the copper grades in that caldera...

stupid bratty nature reserve... needs strip mining correction

>> No.56136516
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this market is about to die. expect a 40-50% correction

>> No.56136521

>>56136487
>>56136352
So I shouldn’t have bought TTOO today?

>> No.56136525

>>56136474
How?

>> No.56136528

>>56136516
I think it'll be a slow bleed out over +10 years

>> No.56136531

What a fucking useless day lmao

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>>56136474

>> No.56136539
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spy 245. screen cap it

>> No.56136540

>>56136516
But why tho? What's the catalyst

>> No.56136541

>>56136461
Or how recessions can be created by simply reporting fudged data that supports such narrative.
After all none of this shit is actually verifiable.

>> No.56136545
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>>56136301
You know, at some point you just have to come to terms with that. I'm working on it myself. I am a stupid person with limited ambition. My problems are nearly entirely of my own making however I will blame others without hesitation. It is their fault I make bad decisions.

>> No.56136553

>>56136474
Biden now
>monitoring the situation very closely

lol,
lmao even

What's next. Him tweeting "law & order"?

>> No.56136557

>>56136541
or recessions can be avoided simply by changing the definition of recession.

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>>56136528
>>56136516
You can lock in 10 years of 7% returns with indian bonds sir!!!! bastard bitch redeem now!!!

>> No.56136571

>>56136557
Or that.
As shrimple as...

>> No.56136572

>>56136521
>So I shouldn’t have bought TTOO today?

how the fuck should i know, this shit is risky. it literally pumped 60%. should got in and got out while u can. maybe there's more pump for the rest of the week.

>> No.56136575

buddy, check IWM

>> No.56136585

>>56136516
2022 was the 40% correction when you take inflation into account

>> No.56136594

>>56136521
the company hasn't even made a press release because they're most likely busy with contract clauses being activated from FDA approval both with hospitals and the federal government.

>> No.56136599
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wtf did oil do today

>> No.56136604

>>56136553
If Joe Biden was the law and order president, why did his VP bail out all those animals who were raping looting and pillaging the cities, and let hordes of illegals and terrorists into are cuntry. there's gonna be another 9/11 level event because while we all vowed never to forget, Dementia Joe clearly fucking forgot.

>> No.56136608

>>56136461
>A jew saying Hollywood writers aren't essential to crafting their psyops

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>>56136540
over extended euphoria and covid controls. US gdp broke way above its long term 5+ year standard deviation channel.
then there is the cpi chart in pic, also breaking out and above 5 year SD channel. cpi still pumping higher. basically gdp is rocketing up unrealistically while inflation is burning like a wild fire. looks like perfect conditions for a crash to me

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Pivooters cumming in their own mouths as they think they're frontrunning the FED by piling into TLT.

>> No.56136646

Complete noob here, but isn't there a double top on the 5y SPY chart? Is that something to not be concerned over? I'll hang up and take your call off the air

>> No.56136650

>>56136352
CONGRATS
O
N
G
R
A
T
S

>> No.56136669
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Why would a central bank cut rates when GDP is positive? Are we looking at a new normal? A return to normal.

>> No.56136677

>>56136650
>>56136352
Wait, what price did you buy at?

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>> No.56136682

>>56136521
Holding through the weekend would have been risky. But I just want to say FUCK that one permabear who was shitting on memestocks while gambling on 'the worst recession in history'.

>>56136474
Oil to 75 bucks EOW
Oil to 100 bucks end of october
So it is written
So it shall be

>> No.56136683
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

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WHAT
THE
FUCK
WAS
THAT

>> No.56136691

>>56136572
Fair reply
>>56136594
So hopefully it’ll start going up once they’re done with all that, right?
>>56136677
NTA, but .45.
>t. Absolute stock newfag

>> No.56136694

>>56136683
rlzd +18€
P/L -2€
flatter than a loli

>> No.56136697

>>56136646
this is another thing. market has shot up again immediately up to near ath in an extremely short amount of time. but there is no gas left to go further. they've pumped and dump this entire market twice in 2-3 years. what comes next is the end result of that pivot copium.
+ you have a senile retard and criminals running the country while troons/subhumans burn it to the ground.

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>>56136683
pretty much flat same as indexers. i am going to take a nap.

>> No.56136705

>>56136669
Nominal GDP(positive) and GDP-inflation(negative) are not the same metric, and one is more important than the other.
The dual mandate is for maximum employment with minimal inflation, gdp isn't necessarily the deciding factor.

>> No.56136713

>>56136683
+0.02% gonna treat myself to some hamburger helper

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>>56136683
>How did it go today anon?
i sold all my bags to reposition. fuck GME. there is no squeeze.

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>>56136683
-0.14%

>> No.56136725

>>56136669
>the FED will cut into a red hot economy
Yet people actually believe this.
This is how severe the brain rot is after almost two decades of easy money policies.

The current FED funds rate is "neutral" at best, maybe even still "accommodating".
Certainly not "restrictive".

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>>56136683
+.47% mainly because my CCs be doin a lil sum sum

>> No.56136737

>>56136683
+0.07
Treating myself was already priced in, boughted some WMT toaster pastries this last weekend.

>> No.56136739

>>56136691
yeah it'll go up more when we get word from the company

>> No.56136741

>>56136683
+1% but my portfolio is just power shidding and farding. Especially ALLY

>> No.56136747

>>56136717
still baffles me how there are still cultists who hold GME. How desperate can people be in the face of having to admit their own stupidity? You did good by finally admitting it anon.

>> No.56136776

>>56136599
Pretty tame day. Xle did 0.80%

>> No.56136786

>>56136683
Not checking

>> No.56136793

>>56136683
1.87%, NRGU

>> No.56136798

>>56136786
Face your fears. Face your mistakes. Face yourself.

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>>56136683
+0.28

>> No.56136814

I'm still a third cash.

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>>56135941
TLRY continues to push down, high volume barely any wick. Very bearish imo.

>> No.56136818

>>56136683
I made back everything I lost on Friday and then some. I cashed out a lot of stuff and want to wait out the FOMC meeting. Then I'll reevaluate and buy back in.

>> No.56136822

Did those auto working cucks cave in yet?

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$NVAX bros...don't give me hope

>> No.56136840

>>56136814
I am 99.14% cash but my cash is also making daily accrued/monthly paid 4.9% in HOOD while awaiting a moment's nootice trigger pull on Mr. Market bringing more BOIL prices in my buy zones. Once that gets right enough I will be kneck deep in that shit.

>> No.56136847
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>>56136814
I'm about 1/7 cash inside my brokerage account, but I have another similar pile of cash as pieces of paper (my way of forcing myself to have a cash reserve) and physical gold of about double the value of my at-home cash reserve. Plenty of "safety" but I still feel exposed.

>> No.56136848

>>56136814
How's that -10% daily inflation treating you?

>> No.56136862

>>56136848
Joke's on you. It's about to be -25%.

>> No.56136910

>>56136822
You mean the gigachads standing up to the megacorps? Of course they haven't caved yet.

>> No.56136918

Why don't they simply go make their own affordable car that costs less than $20,000?

>> No.56136922

>>56136683
>Fall asleep at 2 am
>Wake up briefly at 7 am, eye is sore
>Sleep it off until like 3:30 pm, still sore (can barely see while I type this)
>Slight red across the board
>My biotech hedge (LABD) is up $80 and basically outperforming everything

>> No.56136951

>>56136910
They're only hurting themselves. Megacorp is a soulless corporation, meanwhile these guys aren't working and have to live off the crumbs that their union leaders drop for them while they're on strike. It spreads to the mom & pop diners where these people used to take their families for a nice meal, they're not hurting megacorp, they're more like the BLM terrorists burning down the wendys cause some bipoc got shot in the drive through than you're willing to admit.

>> No.56136959

>>56136951
The true wise man takes a short term hit, and tightens his belt for a few weeks, to reap a comfortable long term payment indefinitely in the future.
It'd investment in its purest form, sacrificing a paycheck or two to pad out the rest for years to come.

>> No.56136977

>>56136959
>implying this strike was a wise thing to do
Megacorp will bring in the illegals before they cave to the terrorists demands.

>> No.56136987

>>56136951
I'm hoping the strikes lead to every single big corp and millions of people refuse to go to work until wages are better. Best case scenario is the CEOs refuse and it ends with them all being publicly executed on live television while Biden rants about ice cream or whatever

>> No.56137001

>>56136959
Unions have strike pay.

>> No.56137005

>>56136822
they have automakers by the balls, no one but patriots buy shitty american cars, without an American workforce they have nothing. who the fuck whats a FORD or CHEVY made by BEANERS

>> No.56137010

>>56136987
These workers striking is going to lead to a recession, and then once the recession happens we won't have any more money for the Ukraine. These auto workers are on the side of Putin and Russian aggresion while Megacorp are actually the good guys.

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>>56137005
Imagine buying anything other than a japan-manufactured Mazda. Couldn't be me.

>> No.56137014

>>56136977
We shall see what they do. As for Terrorists... Well with that attitude I would hate to work wherever you do.

>>56137001
Even better

>> No.56137058

>>56137012
I was thinking Acura after TTOO prints

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PREDICTION THIS WEEK

>> No.56137083
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>>56137058
>TTOO prints
Explain why
>Acura
I have a preowned one from 2015, works like a charm still, just needed new tires

>> No.56137084

>>56137059
Rolling for truck of peace driven by an illegally crossing jihadist taking out a bunch of the picketers, right before the first busload of illegals from governor hotwheels crosses the line to go take the jobs. Dubz get go!

>> No.56137093

>>56137084
You glow the brightest and are by far one of the worst disguised feds imaginable. Use fewer buzzwords and weave your psyop with more subtlety.

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>>56136987
>until wages are better

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Feels good to be in oil

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Techbros what the fuck is happening
We are crabbing
And I literally cannot stop thinking about what it means to die

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Another day at work for 8hrs. Did "nothing" as usual. Walked outside enjoying the weather during my breaks and lunch. Bagged more VZ and took a nap during the afternoon. Now I'm home where upon I'm fixing to do nothing till time for bed at 11:30.

>> No.56137137

>>56137099
I consider the aftermath of a full blown deflationary event (which needs to happen) an improvement of wages.

>> No.56137153
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Russians and Ukrainians are friends

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see you are the premarket low, again, tomorrow

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The gears of truest economy are turning.
The gears of ever truer economy are turning.

Wind passes through once long vacant windmills.

>> No.56137171

>Raise Wages
>Mega Corp Raises Prices to maintain profits = more inflation
>Union faggots bitch they need another pay raise
it never ends, just fire them and hire the illegals for $10 an hour.

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Ask yourselves about truest economy.

>> No.56137179

>>56137137
Yeah, I'll more or less agree to that. There's definitely a very serious need for some rebalancing. The chances of doing it without some whack-a-mole shit popping up in the consequences never being the same is pretty much nil though.

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Ask yourselves about truest investments.

OwU

>> No.56137192

>>56137172
>Low Chaos /smg/: "I will bake."
>High Chaos /smg/: "I will not bake."

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I keep thinking about killing myself every single day.

>> No.56137249

>>56137240
Welcome to the NFL, rookie.

>> No.56137268

>>56137240
Can I have your bussy when you're gone?

>> No.56137277
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>>56137240
Think about better things instead.

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Rocker, why did you destroy this hard working immigrant's fruit stand? He's just trying to make ends meet

>> No.56137341

>>56137240
I do it at night, the suffering is so much greater during the long quiet hours.

>> No.56137354

>>56137341
Its better to go to bed when you are already exhausted. Or drunk.

>> No.56137357

>high finance
>COONSOOM BROKER STATEMENT AND THEN ASK WHERE IS NEXT BROKER STATEMENT TO COONSOOM

>> No.56137367

>>56137341
>>56137354
How about you retards lrn2meditate and take control of your thoughts, and think better shit than the shit you're thinking now?

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I wish everyone shorting uranium a very happy financial ruin

>> No.56137429

Give me a good stock tip.

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>>56137429
BRDY

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>>56137429
BDRY

>> No.56137459

>>56137281
holy shit its real

>> No.56137469

>>56137367
>Just think positive thoughts:)))

Fuck off

>> No.56137470

>>56137281
Who is Rocker

>> No.56137474

>>56137415
I don't think anyone is short, yet.
Don't worry though, the moment spot prints a negative day, you'll see UUUU -10% as the shorts pile in.

>> No.56137488

>>56136717
shut the fuck up Yid faggot

>> No.56137493

>>56137469
No u with your negative thoughts bringing Anons to their own destruction agenda, post nose.

>> No.56137548

>>56136747
They seem to swing trade it, in anticipation of things like profit reports and the GME movie causing a squeeze. A small portion believes in the giga squoze narrative.

>> No.56137558

>>56137083
FDA confirmed its sepsis testing panel works and it'll mean lots of contract money both from the govt and hospitals, and potentially a pharma buyout since sepsis is a multi billion dollar per year issue in the united states alone.

>> No.56137571 [DELETED] 

>>56137240
>just keep grinding bro
>yeah you didn't go to the world cup in 2016 because you had no money
>and couldn't go to the olympics in japan in 2020 because of covid
>but trust me
>2024 is your year bro
I'm tired of waiting for real life to start. People make fun of this sentiment, but if you get fucked over by a 'pandemic' that shuts down international and domestic travel and causes massive inflation, how the fuck are you supposed to do anything? Baffled by all these normalfags with 500% debt to income who just seem to crawl through broken glass to get to pussy and drugs, crazy shit. I guess that's why I'm not homeless and on the verge of bankruptcy.

>> No.56137587

>>56137558
>FDA confirmed its sepsis testing panel works
Well, they confirmed that it's at least as "safe and effective" as a predicate device.(Substantially Equivalent (SESE) designation).

>> No.56137592

>>56137240
Same, but I have to hold off a bit because my parents are going on vacation soon and I wouldn't want to ruin it for them.
On the other hand, they'd probably inherit like $600k from my estate and various investing accounts, so maybe they'd enjoy the extra walking-around money

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>> No.56137619

>>56137592
I never understood the "but what about your relatives" angle. It implies you are a sucker putting needs of others above your own.

>> No.56137623

>>56137603
Think about the one who wrote this guy a 33% APR loan too. There was some anon shilling peer to peer lending apps a while back. Wonder what happened to him.

>> No.56137653

Wtff is going on with rates? I Was listening to cnbc when I was in my car, and some dyke (called herself cathy woods) was saying how we need 15% rates????
WTF
>>56137281
Is that what Rockers been up to, lately? He talked a big game about me replacing his /smg/ videos, but this is just somethin else.

>> No.56137661

>>56137653
I would settle for 7%

>> No.56137700

just got back from Dollar Tree (NQ:DLTR) AMA

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>>56137619
>It implies you are a sucker putting needs of others above your own.
I am

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>>56137716
LoL
LMAO even

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>>56137700
Did you hit on the qt 3.14 cashier there?

>> No.56137815

>>56137798
no my cashier was a black guy called Ernest
he's pretty chill, we talked about anime once

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>>56137815
Black weebs are usually pretty friendly.

>> No.56137892
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1. BDCs when rates rise
2. REITs when rates drop
3. ???
4. Profit

>> No.56137927

>>56136838
We're going to $0

>> No.56138160

buddy pull up DLTR and DG computer
are these ripe for the buying?

>> No.56138209

I cancelled that financial advisor who charges 1% like you guys said.

Now what do I do with my $100k inherited IRA? Do I leave it in an s&p 500 indexed mutual fund or put it in a HYSA or CD?
I got to take it out in 2 distributions for tax reasons so I won't get it all out until January. Think the market will hold until then? Where's the bottom? Are we past it?

>> No.56138253
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I literally have no idea what I am doing. I'm just throwing 500 dollars every paycheck to my brokerage. 45% VOO, 35% VIOO, and 20% SCHD. I was told somewhere to build my fund investments for a year before dabbling in actual stocks, someone else said don't be a pussy just start investing now. Someone else told me I'm a retard for investing into dividends this early (I'm 20). Someone else told me I'm a retard for splitting between VOO and VIOO when VTI does the same thing. Someone told them they were a retard and it doesn't really matter. At this point, I conclude nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about. At this point, I'm wondering if I should say fuck it and put everything into my actual savings account and hope my 401k is good enough.

>> No.56138286

>>56138253
yolo into a single stock like a man

>> No.56138291

>>56138209
I have like $250k being managed by an advisor taking 1%, literally do not care or worry about it

>> No.56138296
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Want to be rimming scoopsies right now. Instead I'm buying 300 shares of SOXL tomorrow at market open. This is financial advice.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SqnHPM86rhE&si=Jj2TAEGJwd3MvvJ4

>> No.56138316

>>56138296
always get tripped up on whether or not I should be buying before the close or at open because I cant tell if futures are going to make a move overnight or not

>> No.56138319
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Damn I just realized I wasn't in /smg/ at all today. What's up faggots?

>> No.56138370

>>56138319
My NVAX bags are getting a lil heavy

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>>56138370
Damn that sucks. I got RTX'd again.

>> No.56138413

i'm taking tonight and just looking for shit to buy
but man, looking at 5Y charts and seeing that covid dip...
god i wish i had been fucking smarter
that nosedive and rebound is fucking insane, i practically could have retired if i had 3X'd it...
oh well, I guess. hope the bounce back is just as good on the next one... I'll be ready (I hope).

>> No.56138423

>>56138413
but then again, aren't people sitting on mountains of cash waiting for the drop, only to buy in and ride a similar rebound?
market shit is hard i hate game theory

>> No.56138429
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>>56138209
wait until correction in oil and uranium then go all in

>> No.56138434

https://twitter.com/demk0814/status/1703924380173238370?t=LEHBeniNR53vJBQkgQK3YQ&s=19 kurumi-chan bros...

>> No.56138446

Baking

>> No.56138456

NEW

>>56130664
>>56130664
>>56130664

NEW

>> No.56138461

>>56138429
So just put it in cash until then? I don't want it tied up in a CD if it's go time.

>> No.56138523

>>56138209
dollar cost average into the sp500 and a few dividend etfs.

>> No.56138529

>>56138523
do the dividend etfs first. the sp500 is top heavy in tech right now and I expect

>> No.56138537

>>56138529
..... the market to turn lower as the fed either raises rates or the market realizes rates are staying higher for longer

>> No.56138549

>>56138461
Yeah I guess.. Anon you really should paper-trade first. Put your money in t-bills or something in meantime.

>> No.56138556

>>56138554
>>56138554
>>56138554>>56138554
>>56138554
>>56138554
NEW THREAD

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>>56138556

>> No.56138589

>>56138581
go to the real /smg/ thread nigger

>> No.56138596

>>56138589
BHENCHODE MARKET GENERAL /BMG/ looks real to me

>> No.56138620

>>56136814
i'm 100% cash, 155k

>> No.56138630

>>56138596
>BHENCHODE MARKET GENERAL /BMG/ looks real to me
Sister fucker general? Sounds about right...

>> No.56139559

>>56135373
any nudes or deepfake porn of her? i want to see those saggy milkers

>> No.56139918

mumu wins