/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.56122337]

full shelves but high prices

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.56122353]

give it to me straight
how over is it next week?

[Anonymous No.56122383]

>>56122353
It's already over.

[Anonymous No.56122390]

4chan doesnt load pictures for me, wtf

[Anonymous No.56122397]

The market is about to catch a real bad case of Bidenomics.

[Anonymous No.56122402]

I'm fat and always hungry. What do?
Also im poor and my dick don't work if that helps

[Anonymous No.56122416]

>>56122402
The answer is rice. You can pound down massive quantities of rice, feel full, not gain weight.

[Anonymous No.56122428]

Arrived today. I was surprised that it turned out to be a hardcover copy, and larger than expected. Imagine being a non-owner of this book NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.56122435]

>>56122416
>just eat carbs bro

[Anonymous No.56122442]

>>56122416
You appear to be describing a sumo wrestler's diet.

[Anonymous No.56122450]

>>56122402
I have found that peanutbutter and whatever sandwiches help a lot with satiety. Just one will put me over until it is the next meal time.

[Anonymous No.56122451]

>>56122435
yes
>>56122442
yes

[Anonymous No.56122465]

>>56122428
>hurr me read book so me trade guud
>book make smarter

[Anonymous No.56122474]

>>56122435
This but unironically. First I tried cutting out carbs slowly and then all together, and felt like shit all the time and couldn’t sleep to save my fucking life. Then I switched it up and just started tracking my macros to a T. Did the little inbody thing, and got exactly what I should be consuming (including 246g of carbs per day) and I’ve lost 41 pounds since January and I don’t even work out. Just walk a lot like 3ish miles per day at work. So yes, you need carbs. I swear to god people who talk shit about carbs are trolling because I feel like absolute shit when I cut them

[Anonymous No.56122484]

>>56122428
Oh shit!
FIRST
EDITION
Imagine being a non-first edition owner of this book NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.56122504]

im long tech maybe another 1.5% down but it will bottom soon™ next week or ill just sell degenerate options to people until I make my money back

[Anonymous No.56122516]

With the interest rates finally above 1 percent after a decade and half we need to short them tech stocks and all them tech startups

[Anonymous No.56122519]

>>56122353
Hopefully we get the big one. I need my shorts to print.

[Anonymous No.56122523]

>>56122402
stop masturbating to miko, john. it's an obsession at this point.
can we have an intervention?

[Anonymous No.56122535]

>>56122353
It's over in precisely two more weeks

[Anonymous No.56122548]

>>56122535
>he doesn’t know today is rosh hashanah
It’s literally over. It’s no longer two weeks. It’s two days.

[Anonymous No.56122552]

>>56122504
ey drop some tech tickers king

[Anonymous No.56122562]

>>56122465
>not knowing/learning more about the underlying of one's primary investment/trading focus which happens to be a seasonal/cyclical commodity subject to a wide variety of macro economic factors is the way to go, i'm so based

[Anonymous No.56122566]

>>56122402
intermittent fasting and high fiber foods like oatmeal, etc. improve your diet and go for a walk

[Anonymous No.56122597]

>>56122402
Try going jogging

[Anonymous No.56122625]

>>56122552
its easiest to use tqqq and sqqq to get in and out and not worry about a particular company and there is plenty of liquidity should you want to get in or out during pre and post market hours

[Anonymous No.56122672]

My broker yesterday had some "network problems" and I couldn't place orders
Had to watch my daily go up to 5% and back down to -0.5% at the end of the day
I just wanted to take some cash for the weekend

[Anonymous No.56122673]

I'm about to start an import/export business and export slave labour to Australia and import delicious lamb back to USA.

[Anonymous No.56122682]

>>56122672
>not naming them

[Anonymous No.56122683]

>>56122673
The Chinese already do that.

[Anonymous No.56122704]

>>56122683
The chinese fear the mexican varquero

[Anonymous No.56122709]

>>56122428
happy learning anon. Don't know what the book holds but here are some key things to note:

>don't focus on earnings; FCF is what matters because it's a capital intensive industry and you have to account for the large CAPEX
>EV/DACF is a good valuation indicator; lower quality companies tend to command lower multiples and a lower multiple may indicate the company has lower margins or a tendency of making poor acquisitions for example
>take finding, development and acquisition costs (per boe) into account when considering breakevens; add the 3y or 5y average 2P FD&A per boe to the total costs per boe produced to get the total corporate cost per boe
>take note of corporate decline rates or type curves; high declines mean more drilling to keep production volumes up
>familiarize yourself with the company's hedges and corporate product mix (heavy/medium/light crude, condensate, NGLs, natgas)
>make sure the company has a good core land package with access to markets (infrastrcture) to accommodate reserve and production growth

[Anonymous No.56122715]

OP imagine actually reminded me that back in january 2020 people were saying "stock up on shit because shortages will drive prices through the roof!" and now prices are way up anyway despite shortages, but stocking up wouldn't have mattered because no one could have forseen that the massive inflation would still exist 3.5 years later into the future and counting.

[Anonymous No.56122719]

>>56122683
If by lamb you mean stray dogs then yeah they totally do!

[Anonymous No.56122723]

>>56122682
Thirdie here not like anybody would know but it's Nuinvest from Nubank (NYSE:NU)

[Anonymous No.56122732]

NRGU will retrace under 500 dollars in the next 10 days
NRGD will go over 210 dollars
Then after that NRGU will shoot up to 610 dollars
And NRGD will drop to 150 dollars.

[Anonymous No.56122736]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56122743]

>>56122736

[Anonymous No.56122792]

>>56122672
This has happened to me only once in seven years of trading. And it just so happened to be at a time where not being able to put a trade through right then resulted in far worse outcome.

[Anonymous No.56122818]

>everyone thinks fed won't hike next week
Can I get some opinions on this?

[Anonymous No.56122828]

i'm a sndl baggie and i'm sad

[Anonymous No.56122830]

>>56122709
It is by far mostly details about how the oil and gas industry functions, including within the macro economic bigger picture. It explains a lot about how oil and gas are formed, found, obtained, refined, transformed, transported, stored, etc, and the economic relations of those aspects including with the macro.
>>56122723
Man, I know that loss and the struggle sucks ass. May the LORD GOD Almighty bless and keep you.

[Anonymous No.56122837]

>>56122709
I capped this, BTW, to digest, much appreciated.

[putsRnotDaWae No.56122852]

>>56122818
Futures have already decided no hike, the futures are correct literally 100% of the time when a meeting is within a couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.56122883]

>>56122830
I don't mind because I wasn't planning to sell much at that time so whatever but some people got burned on options because of it lol

[Anonymous No.56122887]

>>56122732
Pobre cito. Did u miss the NRGU train?

You know WTI went up Friday after hours don’t you anon?

[Anonymous No.56122937]

>>56122883
>people got burned on options
This sounds like any random day regardless!

[Anonymous No.56122970]

>>56122830
Sounds like a complete package! I think I'll grab a download of it myself, see if I can learn something new myself as well. I don't know that much about the downstream/refining side of things.
>>56122837
no problem, a lot of those things are non-issues if you invest in giants like Exxon but extremely important if you brave into the SMID space

[Anonymous No.56122986]

Uranium Kings

[Anonymous No.56122995]

>>56122986
let's see how next week plays out. I'm sitting tight with my CCJ and KAP shares

[Anonymous No.56123002]

>>56122986
how do i get pasta wife?

[Anonymous No.56123003]

>>56122970
>SMID space
I am pretty sure that the target audience for this book is people who are looking to be direct investors (before it ever even gets to stocks level) in exactly that. All I've done thus far is page around. It has a lot of graphics/diagrams depicting actual processes and such. It's incredibly interesting/informative on much deeper levels than "trading".

[Anonymous No.56123015]

>>56122852
>>56122818
not 100% of the time (but you could argue on a technicality still 100% of the time) as around 1 year ago we had hot CPI 2 days before decision, told Timiraos to let everyone know - however, Fed funds futures then changed to where it was priced in, in a single day, so that when it did happen, it had been 'priced in' the day before
so yes, FedWatch is accurate - but it can change, radically, in 1 hour, if the right things are said by the right people

[Anonymous No.56123018]

>>56122986
>mfw uranium

[Anonymous No.56123031]

>>56123003
I get you. I'm currently reading (well more like slogging through) "Oil & Gas Production in Non-Technical Language" and it gets pretty in depth on the engineering, geology and physics of it all. Of course it barely scratches the surface as the name might imply, but as an ESL I'm sometimes having to pause to conceptualize the things described in the book, even though it's very well illustrated. Or I might just be a bit retarded too lol.

[Anonymous No.56123036]

I have a 19 seconds long futa webm running on my TV on repeat.

[Anonymous No.56123041]

I'm throwing all my divvys into BTC. Is this smart?

[Anonymous No.56123061]

I HAVE THE IMAGE ISSUE FIX
got it on /sp/ of all places

[Anonymous No.56123066]

>>56123031
Sounds like a *very* similar book. I'm guaranteed to be too retarded to grasp the bulk of the in depth details, I just hope to gain enough of a deeper overview to perhaps be able to find/identify some good trades, not to mention just enjoying a deeper understanding of what I'm already trading "just fine".

[Anonymous No.56123075]

>>56123036

[Anonymous No.56123076]

>>56123061
nice try CIAFBINSA

[Anonymous No.56123078]

>>56123041
>/smg/'s smartest dividend enthusiast
Not really

[Anonymous No.56123079]

>>56123002
how do i get a cat ?

[Anonymous No.56123081]

>>56123036
Hot

[Anonymous No.56123084]

>>56123066
It's probably a similar book in many ways but it's very focused on the "micro" of what's happening on site, and there's some fun history on o&g production. The book you're reading probably gets more in depth about the investing side of things too

[Anonymous No.56123093]

>>56123076
it's legit. all you're doing is fixing a ublock origin issue

[Anonymous No.56123097]

>>56123041
COIN gives you more leverage

[Anonymous No.56123131]

>>56122818
>Can I get some opinions on this?
The "we'll see two more rate hikes in the remainder of 2023" expectations has spontaneously vanished from, for whatever reason.
I don't know why people think the FED will not stick to that plan, especially with inflation re-accelerating (as I expected) and the employment numbers printing new ATH after ATH (they actually do, check picrelated).
There is no reason except
>why muh stock not at ATH!?!? FED DO SOMETHING NOW!!!
for the FED to even just pause.

As it turned out. The current FED funds level is "neutral" at best, maybe even still "accommodating" to this economy. Certainly not "restrictive."

There are three FED meetings left on their calendar for 2023. So I'm still expecting rate hikes at two out of these three.
Preferably a hike at the next one, since "experts" had been oblivious to inflation re-accelerating and don't account for that fact in their ridiculous expectations (which now even include rate cuts in the coming months. lol, lmao even)

[Anonymous No.56123135]

what are some good stocks to look at if im interested in selling options

[Anonymous No.56123137]

>>56123093
what's next? you telling us it's safe and effective?

[putsRnotDaWae No.56123138]

>>56123131
Inflation is solved, the soft landing has been achieved. S&P 5000 before EOY, you should consider not being such a bobo.

[Anonymous No.56123140]

>>56123135
probably something with high IV.

[Anonymous No.56123146]

>>56123131
>inflation
core cpi is perfectly fine

[Anonymous No.56123148]

>>56123140
ya its been a year or two since ive looked at stocks, I was selling some options of oil companies a year or two ago, it wwas pretty good, not sure what people have been hyped about lately

[Anonymous No.56123151]

>>56123084
>fun history on o&g production
Picrel, including Greek Fire.

[Anonymous No.56123156]

>>56123148
there's that ARM IPO, not sure if it's trading yet but keep an eye out. It'll likely be way overvalued when it starts trading.

[Anonymous No.56123157]

>>56123151

[Anonymous No.56123165]

>>56123151
>>56123157
Ah, the classic. Greeks were so badass. Yeah I think I'll be getting a copy of this book as well. Looks like a fun read

[Anonymous No.56123179]

>>56123138
>S&P 5000 before EOY, you should consider not being such a bobo.
flip flopping

[Anonymous No.56123182]

>>56123165
I got mine for less than $8 used. I had to wait a little while for that price. When I first discovered it the cheapest was around $18. I wanted at least a *good* copy. This one is a *great* fuckin' copy but said "good".

[Anonymous No.56123191]

>>56123182
I think I'll cheap out once again and find a download on library genesis or z-lib

[putsRnotDaWae No.56123196]

>>56123179
>links a post from a different guy

[Anonymous No.56123200]

>>56123196
>from a different guy

[Anonymous No.56123212]

>>56123191
I would've done that too but I never wind up actually reading digital books. But then, I'm old as fuck and been a book man since the 70s.

[Anonymous No.56123214]

>>56122402
Lost 50 pounds on keto and was rarely hungry. It’s very hard to follow though as you need to read everything you put in your body. Things you couldn’t imagine like Carrots and avocado will fuck you up.

[Anonymous No.56123248]

>>56123131
I’m wondering the exact same thing? Core was up 50% to 0.3, and gas was up 10% in a month. I know the feds are scared of hitting 6% but that means it’s more important to get to 5.75 early.
I’m told consensus now is a 40% chance of a rate hike in November. Seems out of whack to me?
Still next hike I’m buying more TMF, should be sitting with 1M worth.

[Anonymous No.56123279]

>>56123248
Gov can always print out more money to pay out as interest to bondholders anon. Your TMF bet is foolish.

[Anonymous No.56123284]

>>56123137
ok then dont do it and keep having image problems. i dont fuckin care, just trying to help some frens

[Anonymous No.56123295]

Can someone explain to me how people are seeing news like "multiple major banks are withdrawing from auto loans and mortgages" and still remain bullish? Outside of explicitly acknowledging a fake and gay market that is completely disconnected from the economy at large in any meaningful way.

[Anonymous No.56123300]

>>56123279
From 1968 to 1981 the Dow declined 80% when adjusted for inflation. I just don’t think the powers at be will ever allow that to happen again.

[Anonymous No.56123303]

I know this is weekend SMG, but I feel something big is coming.

[Anonymous No.56123316]

>>56123295
There’s always something though. Anons were saying the exact same thing in Dec.
I get where your coming from. I’m normally really bullish and even I am starting to get concerned but I see the reasoning.
Boomers are sitting on something like 32 trillion in wealth that’s about to be passed on or spent in retirement. That 32 trillion is a huge wildcard.

[Anonymous No.56123323]

>>56123212
I also find it easier to focus on proper books often times. E-books are handy in their own way too but I associate electronic devices with other things so I think my attention span is adversely affected when I read e-books

[Anonymous No.56123324]

>>56123316
Enormous boomer wealth will be the reason for structural inflation this decade, old people's savings will be devalued by hook or by crook.

[Anonymous No.56123335]

>>56123316
>>56123324
this is a big part of why I own gold as a hedge

[Anonymous No.56123349]

>>56123323
Man this shit is good. It goes into, well fuck it, picrel.

[Anonymous No.56123353]

>>56123349

[Anonymous No.56123401]

>>56123324
That is a interesting idea I’ll ponder. On the one hand I totally see the motive and reasoning. On the other though, worst demographic to fuck over politically speaking.

[Anonymous No.56123426]

>>56123353
>>56123349
the book I'm reading doesn't quite get so specific with the details, and the author even apparently believes Drake was a proper Colonel. Still, lots of interesting info in this one as well

[Anonymous No.56123433]

Fucking hell. What a day. We visited my in-laws. They up and decided to take us out to lunch. Which hey free food so who am I to turn that down so away we went. On the way back we almost fucking died. Her mother was driving, her dad was in the passenger seat while we were in the back. Anyway out comes a deer right in front of us. The SUV was doing I dunno 60 so yeah I was holding on pretty good to something expecting the worst. Thankfully we avoided disaster, barely that is. Then later that afternoon we overspent at the KR getting stocked up for the next 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.56123442]

do people here unironically read earnings reports and follow fundamentals? where do you learn whats relevant and whats not, buffet and munger said all business education is bs so how do I learn without spending my life dedicated to starting a business

[Anonymous No.56123456]

>>56123442
this doesnt work in 2k23
fundamentals dont matter

[Anonymous No.56123475]

>>56123442
>where do you learn whats relevant
a lot of it is gaining enough experience in the sector to have better context on how good the results are in relation to peers. In the end you don't have to beat the whole market, it's enough that you beat most of your competition. That aside I generally focus on how well the company is following through on its guidance and I use some basic ratios like EV/DACF or EBITDA margin and all that jazz. I want to hear about the company's progress for the quarter and some shilling from the CEO with things put into human language helps sometimes. I want to see the company is still able to keep doing buybacks or paying dividends and execute as planned going forward too.

[Anonymous No.56123483]

>>56123303
>log adjusted charts
>volatility bands
Tell me friend, is that for a longterm economic outlook or do you do that for trades? Whats your time horizon like?

[Anonymous No.56123494]

>>56123079
is that baggie?

[Anonymous No.56123510]

>>56123426
OK, I've got to have that one too.

[Anonymous No.56123524]

>>56123041
Yes. Fed funny money preferentially flows into liquid assets, BTC is cash/cash equivalent (very liquid), and has yet to reach full capitalization, so will continue acting as a leveraged inverse of fiat

[Anonymous No.56123563]

>>56123475
>>56123456
ill learn about those and how the company presents that info then. I swing trade and day trade maybe 10 trades per day based on technicals, but because I dont know any business fundamentals I have to play a game of looking through tickers of random shit then do TA to find a good longer term trade. I wish I had a broader understanding to know when to look for opportunities in different industries and markets like how other anons here mention cyclicality and money moving into different industries based on fund rates and all that macro stuff

[Anonymous No.56123610]

>>56123563
Commodity sectors have fun cyclicality. For example potash (and therefore fertilizer producers like NTR and MOS) has been declining for over a year and is probably trying to find a bottom soon. I plan to buy NTR once potash looks to have bottomed. Though natgas also affects ammonia fertilizer prices since ammonia is producer from natty using the Haber-Bosch process, so if natty is going up NTR might not care about potash not having bottomed yet. Gold miners are also starting to look attractive again methinks, gold staying fairly strong but equities at or close to 3y lows.

[Anonymous No.56123627]

>>56122435
Carbs != calories you retard

[Anonymous No.56123639]

>>56122353

[Anonymous No.56123643]

>>56123002
Invest in an energy dense material

[Anonymous No.56123644]

>>56123433
Mmmm venison

[Anonymous No.56123648]

>>56123151
>Wikipedia-tier content
amazing

[Anonymous No.56123663]

>>56123442
sometimes yeah. Like I look at PYPL's earnings and see that for the same market cap it had 6 years ago it earns more than twice as much money, so it feels undervalued. Or I see NVDA's 1.2T market cap compared to the 28B/year they rake in and it doesn't seem like the market cap will hold up.

[Anonymous No.56123668]

>>56123627
>getting mad at something no one said nor implied

[Anonymous No.56123685]

>>56123137
>literally crushing his donut hes holding it so hard
literally why? ruin your donut.

[Anonymous No.56123692]

>>56123643
poop comes out of there

[Anonymous No.56123716]

>>56123692
glad you understand the appeal

[Anonymous No.56123723]

>>56123692
poop = fertilizer
fart = methane

[Anonymous No.56123725]

>>56123648
Yeah, all in one book contextualized and not requiring one to know to seek out a given thing mentioned in it. But again, feel free to remain a NIGGER if that's what you like being.

[Anonymous No.56123739]

>>56122337
My shelves are full

[Anonymous No.56123751]

>>56123685
Muscle spasms from the.. uh..

[Anonymous No.56123755]

>>56123751
Ah yeah.

[Anonymous No.56123770]

>>56122353
>>56122397
Next week will be a giga-pump.
ALL GAY BEARS WILL BE HEEMED INTO OBLIVION

[Anonymous No.56123782]

>>56123401
>fuck over
What do you mean? It'll be the boiling frog meme. Prices will relentlessly but gradually creep up such that in the case where they managed to save up a few million, by the time they die, nothing is left for their children to inherit, but during the next twenty or so years they'll still be able to live the grill and cruise and travel dream.

[Anonymous No.56123790]

Stock trading is gambling and I literally just need one that goes up like 3x in a month. One of those fuckin meme moonshot stockarinos like Nvidia last year.

[Anonymous No.56123797]

>>56122887
Oil companies, which nrgu tracks, are not following WTI you fucking retard. Even when oil goes up they will crab or dump according to their current trend, which is all that matters. Oil itself is no longer the sole element in pricing, or even a significant one.

[Anonymous No.56123829]

I have some THEORIES about the stock market...

[Anonymous No.56123860]

>>56122337
>>56123739
>giving a fuck about the shelves
I just go to the WMT website and put in pickup orders. The website has everything, and anything they are out of locally gets shipped free as part of the order.

[Anonymous No.56123941]

How long till i can buy 7% CDs and verizon goes down to 20 dollars

[Anonymous No.56123945]

It's Saturday night. Why are you here?

[Anonymous No.56123948]

>>56123945
Movie night
Just finished a KR run to get some snacks

[Anonymous No.56123949]

>>56123948
What are you watching?

[Anonymous No.56123951]

>>56123941
mr 10yr just normalized 4.3% but mortgage rates fell.

[Anonymous No.56123953]

>>56123949
Won't know for another ~50 minutes
I'm still pulling for Die Hard 3, since the plot involves the Federal Reserve and this week is FOMC meeting

[Anonymous No.56123960]

http://www.openinsider.com/insider/Dovrat-Shlomo/1314246
I'd just like to point out that one of the directors at Unity is literally called Shlomo.

[Anonymous No.56123962]

>>56123953
>I'm still pulling for Die Hard 3
Always good.

[Anonymous No.56123990]

>>56123945
>>56123948
>tfw can actually watch movie night with fellow bizraelis for once
I also made dinner myself. Rice, chorizo, egg and roast celery

[Anonymous No.56123992]

>>56123948
gib snacks

[Anonymous No.56123997]

>he doesn't consult the tarot before purchasing stocks
>he doesn't create and fire sigils to ensure his stocks succeed
>he doesn't pray to hekate beforehand
lmaoing at your life

[Anonymous No.56123999]

>>56123992
No
Some of them are for /smg/ movie nite and some I'm saving for tomorrow to enjoy with my frens on motor/sp/orts

[Anonymous No.56124008]

>>56122986
>>56122995
>>56123018

Is investing in URANIUM now like buying NVDA in 2019 ?

[Anonymous No.56124021]

>>56124008
>>56122986
>Happily had a bag of HURA and kept swinging UUUU between 5/6 and 7/9
>Hmm I should set a stoploss on HURA
>It's Canadian which dont let you use stop limits, you have to use stop market/stop limit combos
>Accidentally exit the position and take $100 profit (from November)
>A week later, lose a few trades
>Get made and revenge long UUUU and XLRE
>Took profits on UUUU and made six (6) $USD
>Proceeds to rally like 25% and I missed out on $200 of easy money
Ticks me off mostly because I have no exposure to energy right now.
I do have a bull put spread on XLF and short biotech right now

[Anonymous No.56124036]

>>56123200
checked and kekd

[putsRnotDaWae No.56124044]

>they are buying Uranium over weed
You retards enjoy being poor, MSOS will hit a new ATH of $56+ before EOY.

[Anonymous No.56124064]

>>56122673
I follow some Oz ranchers and they don't know what to do with sheep overstock. They can't even process it , as it is more expensive than actual prices.

The caprine/ovine situation looks rough

[Anonymous No.56124080]

Are you bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.56124085]

>VT holds over 9000 of the biggest stocks in the global
>all these companies from all nations pay my dividends
is it really that easy

[Anonymous No.56124093]

>>56124085
>Systemic risk
>Foreign withholding taxes

[Anonymous No.56124095]

OH I I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT
IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING YOU SAID
I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT

https://youtu.be/6dOwHzCHfgA

[Anonymous No.56124106]

15 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Under the Silver Lake (2018), I think I've pretended to have seen this b4 but haven't :o

[Anonymous No.56124116]

>>56124085
>exposure to thousands and thousands of shitcos

[Anonymous No.56124120]

>>56124106
Sounds terrible. See you there.

[Anonymous No.56124138]

>>56124085
>VT
>half the performance of VOO over past 5 years
>only 0.5% higher dividend yield than VOO
>higher expense ratio than VOO

[Anonymous No.56124146]

>>56122402
Stop eating so much and jerking off so much, dumbass. You will save money, become a better man, and be happier choosing needs over wants you stupid fat fuck. People have known this for thousands of years you retard.

[Anonymous No.56124147]

>>56124106
>John Wayne ain't in it

[Anonymous No.56124151]

>>56124106
I'll see you sick fucks there.

[Anonymous No.56124152]

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Under the Silver Lake (2018)!

[Anonymous No.56124172]

>>56124146
not that anon but I can't afford a gf so what else am I going to do besides jerk off when horny?

[Anonymous No.56124193]

Help! I just inherited $175k.
I got $70k in a brokerage and $100k in an inherited IRA. I got to take the IRA out half now and half in January for tax reasons. I got a financial advisor who's going to convert the inherited to a Roth IRA, but other than that I have no idea what I'm doing. Should I just let him manage it? He charges 1% yearly in quarterly instalments. As far as I can figure, this means I'm trusting him to beat 6% return because I could put in in a HYSA for free. Also I got that $70k that's half in a vanguard Wellington and half in a money market.

What do?

[Anonymous No.56124219]

>>56124193
how old are you? what is your income? general answer is no. keep working and just shove it into the sp500 unless you know better

[Anonymous No.56124225]

>>56124021
Why short biotech ?

[Anonymous No.56124232]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56124233]

>>56124225
Because it's a hedge and I'm long on 4-5 companies that have upcoming FDA Phase 3 PFUDA announcements

[Anonymous No.56124264]

it's interesting. the level where we are at now. if we were to drop to the covid low from here would be essentially the same drop % wise from the gfc top to bottom.

[Anonymous No.56124271]

>>56124264
>covid low
SPY 185.

[Anonymous No.56124277]

>>56124193
You should not trust a financial advisor to manage your money. He will not outperform the S and P 500 ETFs over time so just stick it in VOO.

a 1% fee is hilarious

[Anonymous No.56124278]

>>56124219
>keep working
I'm doing that anyway. It's the only thing that keeps me sane.
>general answer is no
The question was "what do?"
>how old, income
Too young to retire, too old to fuck this up. Income 50-60k/year. Depends on how much work I get. No debt. Need probably $50k for home updates/repair, like windows and driveway and shit like that.

[Anonymous No.56124292]

Are my $NVAX calls going to pump soon? FDA is holding up approval. Am I a baggy now?

[Anonymous No.56124302]

>>56124277
He charges quarterly and 0.5% is worth it to me just to get it out of where it's at and convert it. Dealing with vanguard directly has been a nightmare.
So you think I should just have left it where it was and took the RMDs? I'm not sure what fund it was in, but since it's an inherited IRA it's taxed and I wanted to get it out sooner rather than later.

[Anonymous No.56124319]

>>56124302
You should be able to buy Vanguard funds through any broker. You can pay to have someone set up and transfer your accounts into whatever and whereever you want. But you should not pay someone to manage that money after the fact. Just put the money in VOO. Imagine paying some retard a fee to underperform the market when you can just buy the market itself.

But you do you.

[Anonymous No.56124323]

>>56124064
surplus of self-warming onaholes?

[Anonymous No.56124327]

>>56124302
why did you take it out of where it was?
I inherited some money in an IRA but just left it and took the RMDs.

[Anonymous No.56124328]

>>56124232
remind me again why we consider these things human

[Anonymous No.56124329]

[Anonymous No.56124332]

>>56124319
I still giggle about my boss whining to me about how her money manager lost her tons of money in fucking bonds in 2022

[Anonymous No.56124342]

>>56124319
So what you're saying is that if he isn't beating the s&p by more than 1% I'm getting ripped off. I was just going to put the shit in a HYSA, so from my thinking he only had to beat 6%.

There's another possibility though. If the s&p underperforms or even crashes and he makes a profit that would be good.

I'm any event I got to wait until January to get it all out. If I do decide I don't want to use him at that, can I just take over the Roth IRA he set up, or is there more to it?

[Anonymous No.56124352]

>>56124327
Irrational personal reasons and vanguard was acting squirrely. I had a bad experience with them.

[Anonymous No.56124377]

>>56124342
That is pretty much exactly what I am saying. You are an adult and shit, I just don't want you to come back here and complain that nobody told you financial managers over time underperform the market and that you could buy the market yourself through exchange traded funds.

[Anonymous No.56124389]

>>56124377
While I am thinking about it, does anybody know what happened to that guy who was losing his ass on 0DTE options with his dead dad's money? I think it was Moe Green poster.

[Anonymous No.56124406]

>>56124377
I signed an agreement to transfer the bene IRA to him. The plan is to convert it to a Roth IRA in two distributions. Despite what you're saying I'm inclined to give him a chance to beat the market, at least for the first quarter 2024 that I'm already paying for, but assuming I change my mind then what?
How do I do this shit by myself? What happens to the Roth IRA? This is all new to me. I'm sorry, but I've tried googling this and most sources just talk about changing advisors. How would I do this myself?

[Anonymous No.56124446]

>>56124406
Brokers let you have and manage Roth IRAs in them. You just have to pick one you like out with that functionality. As far as transferring your IRA from your guy's custody into your brokerage, yeah have fun with that I have no advice.

Open a brokerage account on your own with your own money and play with it. Make sure to contact them and ask if they have inactivity fees (you don't want those). You will figure out how to buy shit easy enough. You don't like Vanguard so you could try fidelity or etrade, TD Ameritrade, or Schwab what have you.

[Anonymous No.56124504]

The generation that was in their prime when the crank movies came out (2006-2009) was the greatest generation that ever lived. Having grown up with the better internet of the olden times. They will be in charge of what's going on in the world more and more. That's what makes me bullish for long term.

https://youtu.be/zPx_Ja88-wo?si=y8e5Rdx3d0AuYqr4&t=6

[Anonymous No.56124521]

>>56124446
Thank you for your time. There is one more thing I should point out that I need to consider. We're assuming that I won't do anything stupid. There's a very tall chance that I might be a fucking idiot or at least occasionally retarded and having a potty trained professional between me and my inheritance might actually be the right call in the long run.
I'm any event the $750 or so he'll be making to set this shit up and educate me on my options I feel is fair for now, and I have until January to figure out if I want to go if alone. The guy seems pretty smart and I have a bit in common with him (he's from my church but I don't know him personally like that.)
I was really looking for advice on what you guys think I should tell him to do, but that's really just me shit testing him to see if he agrees with the crowd, isn't it? I guess I'm sorted and should try to forget everything, meet with him next week when the transfer is ready, and just get off here and go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.56124542]

>>56124521
Literally just open an account with a broker that the other anon mentioned. Transfer all funds. Put it all in VOO. Add $6,500 each year. And buy more VOO. That's literally it. Your "professional" is only going to take your money and not make you anywhere close long term.

[Anonymous No.56124556]

> im still holding the fish
help

[Anonymous No.56124557]

>>56124504
Eh. It's hard to tell with how many of us millenials who grew up in the 2000s turned into such fags. It's the ones who either didn't turn after the nigger president or came back to the light after.

Also, that fucking song was in the Crank soundtrack? That's awesome and had no idea. I don't remember hearing it during the movie, but it's also been a while

[Anonymous No.56124570]

>>56124542
So your point is that these guys generally aren't worth it. I'm inclined to believe you as I've found many professionals aren't, but I'm going to have to corroborate that assertion. I'm sure I can find reddit threads that support your argument.
I'm self aware enough to recognize the "no you're wrong, I didn't waste money your just an asshole!" thinking that everyone does, but there's still a chance you may be wrong.

I did find an article that cited studies that most people actually do better with a financial advisor...
On a site that sells the service...

[Anonymous No.56124613]

>>56124570
Ask your professional if his annual expense ratio is great than VOO (0.03%). It's much higher. Ask your broker if he has outperformed the SP 500 over the past year, 5 year, 10 year, and 20 year. He hasn't. He'll give you some nonsense about bonds, volatility, etc. Your focus is long term growth. Assuming you put the 175K into SP 500 ETFs over the next 20 years (10% annual growth) you'll have pic related. And that's with no added funds.

[Anonymous No.56124625]

>>56124570
>but there's still a chance you may be wrong.

LOL

[Anonymous No.56124644]

mergers and acquisitions are such a shitshow
this timeline is absurd

[Anonymous No.56124646]

Elon Musk is a fucking faggot!

[Anonymous No.56124708]

>>56124613
I'd be more inclined to take you seriously if you didn't include that meaningless chart. You don't know how long I'm holding the shit, what I'm going to contribute to, or how the market will perform next year, key alone for the next 20.
>>56124625
You think I'm just going to take some asshole's word for it?

I looked at reddit. The majority agree that this is a rip off. There are a few good counter arguments. I'm not going to bother listing them, but there is a sound minority opinion.

My take away is this:

At $100k, .75% for three quarters comes to $750. If we label this as financial planning I'm getting quite a bargain. Since I got to wait until January I might as well let him ride. I'll get to track his service and performance for two quarters. There's no need to interrogate him. If I don't like what I see, I'll have the Roth IRA transferred to a Fidelity account or something and go it alone. I'll have paid $750 for some services and an educational experience. Who knows? He might beat it or dodge the dip of there is one.

[Anonymous No.56124728]

>>56124708
>meaningless chart
Anon you're a fucking idiot. 10% is the historic annual average. 20 years is a long enough period for that to play out. You already have your mind set on the financial advisor. You deserve each other. And if you're trying to brag about a small 6 figure account (anonymously even) then you're just going to stay poor. I'm done trying to help you.

[Anonymous No.56124736]

>>56124278
no your question was if you should trust some dude to take like a fifth of your gains every year.
most wealth managers are leeches if youre not worth 30 million or your just blatantly retarded.

[Anonymous No.56124738]

>>56124708
a money manager is like a trainer at the gym. for a man who knows what he's doing, it's a waste of money. but if you're retarded or a woman, it may make sense for you. so go for it anon.

[Anonymous No.56124741]

>>56124708
>i looked at reddit
>He might beat it or dodge the dip of there is one.

[Anonymous No.56124789]

>>56124708
>I'll get to track his service and performance for two quarters
>I'll have paid $750 for some services and an educational experience
wealth managers aren't there to make money for you; they're there to follow a script handed down to them from higher ups and swindle the masses.

You will learn nothing from them because they won't explain a lick of their decisions, and if they do, that will practically give their expertise away which makes them useless because you could theoretically do it yourself.

Imagine thinking a pedestrian wealth manager, who any regular person could access, actually outperforming and making gains for their "clients". Wow, that guy would be so fucking rich; hell he could do it himself and actually not require a job!

I'll give you one freebie. VOO may reach 350-360. Slowly put money into it, but when it hits that range, put as much as you can.

[Anonymous No.56124799]

>>56124728
You still don't know if this year will be 10% and you didn't address the rest of my points. Your chart is bullshit. I'm not trying to brag anonymously, but you're trying to sound smarter than you are.
>>56124736
>a fifth of your gains
No, it was can be beat the 5% I'd get from a hyse. The bar now seems to be the s&p and it's historical 10%, even though it could totally tank while the hyse is guaranteed.
>>56124741
>reddit
I'm getting better information on there than from here sadly.
>>56124738
I'm not retarded, I'm in the process of learning. The longer this thread goes on the smarter I get while you guys stay the same.

Since all you guys can provide is parroting the majority opinion without nuance, let me educate you on what you dumb sheep should have told me in the first place.
https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/investing/switch-brokers-move-investments#

I can move the shit right now. I have your arguments, the counter arguments, and the ability to do what I need to do.
Anyway, I'm putting shit together on how to do this outside my field in a short time after losing a loved one.

You guys are just angry and bitter on a Saturday night. What's your excuse?

[Anonymous No.56124802]

>>56124789
Good wealth managers are there to keep your hands off your fucking money. You’re literally paying them to financially cuck hold you because 95% of people can’t fucking not touch their money, and need constant reminders to save and invest smart.

[Anonymous No.56124820]

>>56124021
I tried to tell you niggas that uranium would eventually rip, the spot price is going to three digits! I've been buying for the last two years. I have 30k invested initially, and some of my positions are up 200%! I'm gonna make it!

[Anonymous No.56124822]

>>56124799
no one cares, go enjoy your financial planner you whiny faggot

[Anonymous No.56124832]

>>56124789
Yes, I've already seen this argument and the counter argument (of they're so bad why do rich people use them?). I'm going to test this point by seeing how much I can get him to talk. Now that I know how to do this myself, I might just pull it out from under him before he can charge me for one quarter, lol. I don't know yet.
To be fair, I have been in an irrational state as of late tho, so he is performing a real legit service rn.
Realistically I'll meet with him next week and if I don't like what I hear I'll just tell him I'll get back to him since I don't know how much I want to put in the first distribution but really just go home and move the shit to Schwab or fidelity behind his back.
>VOO
I really fucking hate vanguard tho, I'm clearly irrational about that, but it's how I feel.

Please understand, I'm not stupid. I'm intentionally ignorant of money. Both my brothers are multi millionaires. Until last week I though Roth was a brokerage. I'm literally learning so of this on the fly. I fucking hate money, but I don't want my wife to be upset.
>why don't you ask your brothers?
Long story, but I'm not talking to them. You'd understand, but I'm not going into it.

[Anonymous No.56124838]

>>56124822
You got butt hurt enough to reply, lol.
>>56124802
This is basically the service I needed last week. Shit was really bad and I could have done anything.
I wonder how many of these guys shitting on financial planners are within 1% of the s&p?

[Anonymous No.56124839]

10 year yields will hit 10% by October

[Anonymous No.56124840]

>>56124799
you sound as dumb as my mom. they charge you 1% a year. even if the market goes down. deal with it.

[Anonymous No.56124869]

>>56124832
>multi millionaires

Super rich people put their money with hedge funds; it's a no-lose situation.

[Anonymous No.56124877]

>>56124021
You sound like you have a 4 figure portfolio.

[Anonymous No.56124886]

stocks have to crash when the yield curve flattens!
>because they just have to.

[Anonymous No.56124948]

>For five years, we had her under training. Buying lessons, selling lessons, TA lessons.
>I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on her. I was gonna make her a big star.
>And let me be even more frank. Just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man that it's not all dollars and cents.
>She was beautiful! She was young, she was innocent!
>She was the greatest options trader I've ever had and I've had 'em all over the world!
>And then BOBO Fontane comes along with his olive oil voice and short seller charm. And she runs off.
>She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous and a MUMU in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous!

[Anonymous No.56124953]

Buying Drägenwerk on monday (TICKER: DRW8)

[Anonymous No.56124956]

>>56124948
>BOBO Fontane

[Anonymous No.56124984]

Bros...I don't feel so good

>https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1703302767673024573

[Anonymous No.56124992]

>STUDENT-LOAN RESTART THREATENS TO PULL $100 BILLION OUT OF CONSUMERS’ POCKETS - WSJ

>The restart of student-loan payments could divert up to $100 billion from Americans’ pockets over the coming year, leaving consumers squeezed and some of the nation’s largest retailers fearing a spending slowdown.

>Starting Oct. 1, tens of millions of student-loan borrowers will need to make payments averaging between $200 and $300 each month. The payments will mark the first time that borrowers have had to make good on their loans since the Education Department instituted a pause in March 2020. In the interim, they spent the money on televisions, travel, new homes and thousands of other products. That spending is one reason the economy has remained resilient in recent years, despite a surge in interest rates.

>What the resumption of loan payments means for the broader economy, however, is up for debate, and at least two groups watching closely disagree. Target, Walmart and other retailers that depend on discretionary spending are concerned. Economists, on the other hand, say the renewed payments are a relatively small problem for the more than $18 trillion in annual U.S. consumer spending

Bros how do I profit from this incoming category 6 hurricane of shit?

[Anonymous No.56124996]

>>56124992
Companies are going to lobby for student loan forgiveness, otherwise the future of the US economy is done

[Anonymous No.56125009]

>>56124996
Economy was doing fine before the student loan moratorium and it will done fine after. Student Loans are the least of this economy's problems. These people were always gullible idiots who were destined to be bad with money regardless of whether or not they got sucked in to massive amounts of student loan debt. The market has already priced-in these morons.

[Anonymous No.56125042]

>>56124996
kek I wonder which ones will try to beg to forgive loans? I might invest in stocks for whichever tries to kick the can even further.

[Anonymous No.56125147]

>>56124984
A sharp recession is needed to cockslap wagies back into their place.

[Anonymous No.56125172]

>>56125147
I was thinking a depression but I guess recession is more likely

[Anonymous No.56125237]

>>56122402
Ozempic

[Anonymous No.56125240]

BOOMERS NEED TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY

[Anonymous No.56125243]

>>56124232
I look like this.

[Anonymous No.56125254]

>>56124232
Heal.

[Anonymous No.56125278]

>>56123442
watch shkrelis finance lessons on youtube, those are good on fundamentals and you learn to do autism sheets on excel too

[Anonymous No.56125298]

>Markets

https://youtu.be/QqDUBMGPOS4?si=IGRcvxTqcpVw8uWs

[Anonymous No.56125350]

>>56122353
>>56122383
>>56122535
>>56122548
Anons gloomy chants, a constant drumbeat,
Market's strength they doubt, in endless repeat.

[Anonymous No.56125385]

>dreamt I had a big terrarium with a scorpion in it
>the terrarium was filled up completely with water
>inside hundreds of baby scorpions spawned seemingly out of no where
>the terrarium broke and water got everywhere, going into my room
>scorpions no where to be found in terrarium

My dreams have supernatural properties and can be prophetic. Take that as you will

[Anonymous No.56125439]

>>56125385
you went through a big fight recently where something about you or them where revealed? seems to me this is more like a "showing a real face" at the heat of emotions situation more than it being related to market.

[Anonymous No.56125453]

>>56125385
take your meds lil schizo

[Anonymous No.56125550]

dubs and I'll quit drinking, clean my apartment, start working out and read a book

[Anonymous No.56125555]

>>56125550
thank god
I wouldn't have the energy for this

[Anonymous No.56125566]

>>56125555
>>56125550

[Anonymous No.56125622]

How self "improved" do I have to be to be worthy? It's so hard smashing my head against the wall in solitude for months on end trying to "have a life others want to be a part of" and achieving nothing. I know no one cares where you come from only where you are, but where do I even need to be and how far away is it?

[Anonymous No.56125652]

octuples and I'll quit drinking, clean my apartment, start working out and read a book

edit: phew, dodged a bullet there

[Anonymous No.56125671]

singles and I'll finish my drink

edit: haha whoops I'm so unlucky :P

[Anonymous No.56125673]

doubles and i stop being happy

[Anonymous No.56125677]

>>56125673
phew that was a close call

[Anonymous No.56125680]

Frog.

[Anonymous No.56125694]

>>56125680
7 of those crypto scum. disgusting

[Anonymous No.56125706]

>>56125680
what about it?

[Anonymous No.56125707]

If you bother to come back, here's my 2¢
>>56124406
Brokers don't beat the market, at least in the long term. But I respect your decision to have him help you guide you through the process of getting the funds out of the inherited accounts.
>>56124570
If you aren't disciplined, he is most likely worth 1% (it's the going rate for accounts under $1M, but it is very expensive).
>>56124708
He may beat the market on the next dip. Or do what most advisors did for people who are very risk adverse, and put the majority in bonds in 2022, and lost them 13%.

You're learning. Don't do all of those home improvements in a single year. And don't change your lifestyle with this new money. Keep learning about personal finances. This is a huge boost for your future, if you don't blow it.

[Anonymous No.56125715]

>>56125622
You're never going to get to where you want to be. Life is suffering, anyone who tells you any different is selling something.

But you are better than where you started, congratulations.

[Anonymous No.56125731]

>>56125706

[Anonymous No.56125751]

[Anonymous No.56125756]

[Anonymous No.56125759]

[Anonymous No.56125761]

oh no someone help pepe is in the washing machine

[Anonymous No.56125772]

This is the worst smg ever.

[Anonymous No.56125778]

>>56125761
OIL

[Anonymous No.56125780]

This is one of the /smg/s of all time.

[Anonymous No.56125802]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.56125847]

>>56125802
>That would be a mistake.

[Anonymous No.56125866]

Anyone $LLAP here? Some anon here said a lockmart buy is expected

[Anonymous No.56125940]

>>56125772
one of the best for me since very absurd

[Anonymous No.56125988]

Regardless of the risks of doing this, where do you get a loan to use towards stock investment?

[Anonymous No.56126001]

>>56125988
by where I mean what are the typical banks people use?

[Anonymous No.56126013]

>>56126001
What country are you in?

[Anonymous No.56126025]

>>56126013
US, just the normal big dogs like Chase?

[Anonymous No.56126127]

>>56126025
Most banks will not loan to you if they know that you are using it for trading. The exception to that would be a personal loan, where you don't disclose what you are using the funds for. Personal loans are typically pretty small and the rate will likely be in the double digits.

[Anonymous No.56126135]

>>56126127
fair, so only the third worlders get nice fat (~50k ish) loans for single digit rates

[Anonymous No.56126466]

>>56126127
They still ask you what you are using personal loans for
>t. I was checking it out for shits and giggles right when all the banks and lenders started hiking their loan rates

[Anonymous No.56126483]

>>56122402
chug a shot of apple cider vinegar mixed in a cup of cold water on an empty stomach. Helps me when I'm trying to fast.

[Anonymous No.56126497]

Student loans started back up. I'm still behind on credit cards and will only get caught up by the start of this month.

[Anonymous No.56126498]

>>56122353
It will collapse the day after your puts expire worthless.

[Anonymous No.56126509]

>>56124802
This. Also most people lose money when they invest on their own even if they keep it in their brokerage/retirement account.

[Anonymous No.56126524]

>>56126483
I was up all night throwing up from alcohol poisoning.
I don't think it's a good idea to drink right after you lose your job.

[Anonymous No.56126643]

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.56126805]

>>56126524
>don't think it's a good idea to drink
BINGO
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[Anonymous No.56126806]

>>56126127
Uh I took out a personal loan. very low interest rate (was before things went insane). Bagged more KO stock with it. Puny payment and the whole thing will be paid off in 2026.

[Anonymous No.56126807]

>Analyst Michael Kao says US Dollar is a wrecking ball on global economy
>Foreign Central Banks will have to “out-dovish” the Fed
>Japan experimenting with exotic monetary policy and threat of Asian Contagion 2.0 is alive
>Believes that high oil prices and US monetary policy will shield US economy from the economic reckoning but the rest of the world will struggle
>Has short-term bearish position on oil but long term bullish.

[Anonymous No.56126810]

>>56126524
Dude, fuck your old job. You can always apply for another one. There's remote jobs you can just mass apply to, plus whatever else is near you.

[Anonymous No.56126855]

>>56125731
>>56125751
>>56125756
>>56125759
>>56125731
nice

[Anonymous No.56126869]

>>56126810
It was a remote job. It was actually pretty good, I just mentally deteriorated until I couldn't do it anymore and they fired me.

[Anonymous No.56126893]

>>56125751
I would have named this file rogF
>>56125756
then this one ogFr
>>56125759
then this one gFro

[Anonymous No.56127034]

>>56126869
I'm in the same position. When we went remote for COVID I became a huge drain on the department, and then they moved me into a new position, and I continued to be a huge drain. My company is very close to firing me, so I'm hoping I can work until there's layoffs.

[Anonymous No.56127041]

>>56127034
wtf, most people only put 2-4 hours in in an actual office setting are you saying you couldn't even be assed to do that?

[Anonymous No.56127060]

>>56127041
Yes. The work I do now is not what I've been trained to do, so I have to ask questions and get help all of the time. I work at a big enough company that I hope they move me into a department I'm more suited for, but time will tell.

[Anonymous No.56127135]

>>56125707
Thanks.
I want to get the house in selling condition because I really want to live somewhere else and the stuff I need will cost more if I put it off.

What I really want to do is liquidate everything and buy a Fudd lair prepper bunker, but that's unrealistic. I hate the system, I know things (my brother's boss is on Epstein's flight logs, not kidding) and I want no part of this clown world. I left my family's culture and adopted a blue collar wagie lifestyle. I've remained poor, ignorant, and happy for over twenty years. I wasn't kidding, I hate this money, but I love my wife and if I don't handle this right and something happens to me...

Anyway, I'm going to see what the guy says and yeah, he's a salesman. I'll most likely let him have his $750 for three quarters and quietly move it to Schwab or Fidelity in March.
I think I just wanted him to handle it because every since I saw that vanguard balance under my name I've been physically sick. I know I'm being dramatic, but I've been up most the night and I hate the world.
The thing I hate the most is that there's literally nothing I could buy at any price that could make me feel better. It's so stupid. You'd think that I could buy some electronics or bling or gear and feel good for even a minute, but we're sitting here talking about 1% of basically nothing and even if I got good returns then so what? If I stop working I'll go crazy and die. I got nothing I really want or need. You could say it's for emergency protection but nothing prevents that. Doctors kill you as likely as fix you. No matter how much you have they can fuck you over. All I've got is something to fight or worry about.

Sorry for the blog post. I'm assuming the thread hit the bump limit already anyway, I didn't check.

[Anonymous No.56127188]

>>56125172
They used to call them "panics." Depression was the original euphemism. I strongly suspect these are engineered as wealth transfer events and not naturally occurring, or at least they are controlled and exaggerated to maximize wealth transfer.

But what do I know?

[Anonymous No.56127243]

>>56127135
>I hate the world
Based
>>56127135
>literally nothing I could buy at any price that could make me feel better
Yep, only walking with the LORD GOD Almighty will start snapping things into their proper places internally.

[Anonymous No.56127245]

>>56124996
Lol. "Companies" were the ones who set that up. They needed a new slave population.

[Anonymous No.56127246]

I keep developing crushes on Hofbräuhaus bartenders. Bearish for me financially speaking tbqh.

[Anonymous No.56127351]

>>56123990
Roast celery sounds so gay dude, please don't do that again. Roast broccoli, now that's cuisine.

[Anonymous No.56127387]

>>56124802
A wealth manager will never tell you they can beat the alpha. They are there to help you beat the beta on mainly things like taxes. It's 10x easier to just call up your manager and ask for money than to go through your portfolio and try to find the best stock to pick to sell to minimize the tax impact.

[Anonymous No.56127386]

>>56127351
>broccoli
*asparagus

[Anonymous No.56127397]

Why would the stock market go up when everyone is running out of money and unable to pay their bills?

[Anonymous No.56127411]

>>56127397
Making prices go higher is a simple matter of refusing to sell for lower
everything else is irrelevant and gay

[Anonymous No.56127421]

>>56127397
When everyone has money to spend on goods and services this is bullish because it makes profits go up.

When nobody has money to spend on goods and services this is bullish because companies fail which consolidates market power into the hands of a few surviving monopolies and makes profits go up.

[Anonymous No.56127452]

>>56127397
I have too much money
I will pay their bills for them
I do it for the good of the markets

[Anonymous No.56127462]

>>56127397
Not only THAT but even the fed has stopped printing and their M2 supply is going down. So if retail investors don't have money and the FED doesn't have any money. What the H*CK is going on with stocks?!

[Anonymous No.56127464]

>>56127462
FOMO.

[putsRnotDaWae No.56127473]

>>56127397
Never selling my NVDA or my Chainlink no matter how much FUD you spread fuddie.

[Anonymous No.56127511]

Wait a minute I take that back I just checked the M2 supply and it has been going up again since april but has been slowing tapering off so I dont know what to think.

[Anonymous No.56127523]

>>56127397
because theres still the rich. if the money flows into the rich, then they are the ones that will keep the markets propped up

[Anonymous No.56127562]

>>56126806
Did you have to lie about why you wanted the funds?

[Anonymous No.56127649]

>Mom walked in on me wearing the stock-trading thigh highs

[Anonymous No.56127650]

>>56127397
Bidenomics. There is a reason educated (thus wealthier) people tend to vote Democrat.

[putsRnotDaWae No.56127678]

>>56127650
Based and true.

[Anonymous No.56127684]

>>56127650

[Anonymous No.56127685]

>>56127650
Wait. Are we already done with the recession?

[Anonymous No.56127687]

>>56127649
>sister found the big red dildo that I use on red days

[Anonymous No.56127703]

How do you guys feel about Palantir? Looking at phd internships...

[Anonymous No.56127715]

>>56127703
the CEO is a huge fag
You will fit right in

[Anonymous No.56127727]

>>56127397
retail investors don't move the market
Investment banks etc. only move their money on fed data/press conferences and right now algos are programmed to interpret any fed news as bullish
>"another 25bps? Oh boy that's bullish because it's the last hike"
>"they hiked again despite us being 100% sure last time that they won't hike again? well that's bullish because this is the last time for sure"
>"oh the hiked again? bullish!"

[Anonymous No.56127729]

>>56127650
Nigger, you can't even solve 2+2 or define "woman" without having a PTSD trigger.

[Anonymous No.56127730]

>>56127397
The people running out of money and unable to pay their bills aren't the ones investing in stocks, when the regular joe has money for stocks its usually to get dumped on by smart money (2021)

[Anonymous No.56127732]

>>56127703
Bought 400k worth of stock opening day. Shit stagnated for 3 weeks. Right after I sold it jumped to 35. To this day I ponder what the fuck happened. Why 3 weeks of nothing…

[Anonymous No.56127737]

>>56124292
NVAX will hit $100 2024

[Anonymous No.56127742]

I'm not gay but I do need a pajeet to shill me some bioshit.

[Anonymous No.56127757]

>>56127678
You're that annoying tripfag from Reddit who kept posting forced memes last month.

[Anonymous No.56127759]

>>56127742
Fucking lottery field. I know it’s the future but still wouldn’t touch it with a 10ft pole because of the high level of chance and competing against insiders with med degrees.

[Anonymous No.56127793]

>>56127792
>>56127792
>>56127792

[putsRnotDaWae No.56127794]

>>56127757
You're a poor loser.

[Anonymous No.56127881]

>>56127794
faggot