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My work password is Nigger123%

>> No.56116327

>>56116304
Good password, Biden made it illegal for government workers to type that so they'll never get into your system

>> No.56116330

>>56116304
Is coffee good for you?

>> No.56116416

>>56116304
what's your username?

>> No.56116420

>>56116416
Hate

>> No.56116763

>>56116304
bump

>> No.56116774

>>56116304
reported to HR

>> No.56116793

>>56116304
Strong. Secure. Includes a special character. What's not to like?

>> No.56116807

>>56116327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qQ-aTQTwu8

>> No.56116811 [DELETED] 

>>56116774
I think reporting to NR is more appropriate.

>> No.56116928

>>56116304
this would be a good way to test if your company reads your password or not

>> No.56116955

>>56116304
>Waiting for OP to think he’s entering his password when he’s really typing in the group Teams chat

>> No.56117013

do they know

>> No.56117221
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56117221

Youre a fat neckbeard spammer. No, Your dad is not buying you a house because you live with your single mom in her basement making shitty bait spam threads all day on a dead board. Go touch grass frog spamming faggot

>> No.56117266

>>56117221
>Fg KV

>> No.56117285

>>56116304
I am going to hack your company and leak the username, email, password database file (they aren’t hashed)

Sometimes it’s fun to go on one of those data breach sites like haveibeenpwned and CTRL + F “nigger” and see how many people have that in their password. Then sometimes you can use their email to find them on LinkedIn and it’s some 40 year old boomer at a globohomo company. Kek

>> No.56117314

>>56116304
When I was little my email password was 5 characters. needless to say it got hacked.

>> No.56117378
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56117378

>>56117266
>>Fg KV
Gibberish

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56117551

>>56116304
>>56116327
>>56116330
>>56116416
>>56116420
>>56116763
>>56116774
>>56116793
>>56116807
>>56116928
>>56116955
>>56117013
>>56117221
>>56117266
>>56117285
>>56117314
>>56117378
username = username/login
password = your current easy to remember password
websitename = the name of the website/app you are trying to access
do this
>base64(md5(username+password+websitename)))
You now have a strong password, don't need to memorize it and can derive it without using password manager or storing them in browser (don't do this, easy to steal)

>> No.56117557

bump

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56117581

>>56117551
errata corrige (I don't know what it means but sounds cool), use sha instead of md5

>> No.56117590

>>56116807
this is the best video i've ever seen
and you're a wonderful person