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they go up edition

previous edition can be found by visiting the archive

>> No.56103367

bobo are you okay ??

>> No.56103368
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Baggie I fuckin hate you so much it's unreal.

>> No.56103370

more damage control on NVIDIA/CoreWeave... once again not addressing the real concerns

>> No.56103375
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ding ding ding

let's get started GLTA my energy bulls

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Yields spiking back up at open. Red day today.

>> No.56103378


>> No.56103380

worst /smg/ ever

>> No.56103382

What the fuck did I do?

>> No.56103383


>> No.56103385

prev thread:

>> No.56103392
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Wanna be a baller
>Shock Collar
>20 inch blades
>on the impala
>Holla, getting laid tonight
>Swisher roll tight got sprayed by ice
>hitting the highway
>making money my way
>the fly way
>But there’s gotta be a better way, better way

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What didn't you do?

>> No.56103403

For what purpose

>> No.56103405
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top is in for today

>> No.56103407

I didn't fuck your mom, oh wait, sorry yeah, I fucked your mom. HAHAHAHA GOT 'EM!!!

>> No.56103408

Kill Baggie, Behead Baggie edition

>Risk management:

>Educational sites:

>Live Bloomberg stream:


>Stock market dictonary:

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:


>Boomer Investing 101:


Previous: >>56101660

>> No.56103415

Like images work right now anyway.

My mom is dead what the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.56103417
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i just bought ARM puts

>> No.56103419

I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot.

>> No.56103420

Oooooooo fuck you got, got! Son!!

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Can I get a price check on Stouffer's lasagna?

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>> No.56103439

Typical Jews into all kind of demented shit like necrophilia.

>> No.56103440
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>Educational sites:

>Financial TV Streams:




>Pre-Market and Live data:


>Boomer Investing 101:


Previous: >>56101660

>> No.56103443
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>> No.56103442

Ooooooo fuuuuck! You got , got! AGAIN!


>> No.56103450
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why won't it dump

>> No.56103462

Your a namefag and you can't bake?
Makes sense.

>> No.56103467
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>> No.56103468
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i think kashkari said it was over $20 for awhile

>> No.56103473
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They made her fake teeth too big and she looks like she has a fat dip in

>> No.56103478

worst smg in history of smgs

>> No.56103488

>implying we need a bunch of shill links to discuss this shit
newfags don't even read the op, so there's literally no point other than to give free clicks to the faggots in the thread who make money off that shit. fuck those faggots (you)'re probably one of them. makes sense

>> No.56103490

Is this pick AI?
If it’s real the photographer should win an award

>> No.56103495

Too late man >>56103380
Proves you haven't read this /smg/ and are unfit to judge.

>> No.56103498

Uh what do you think that cup next to her is for?

>> No.56103504
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Tourmaline & CNRL both have ex-div date tomorrow, and energy is poomping. Don't buy any though, oil demand is in a secular decline!

>> No.56103509

Without fail ECB manages to pump up the markets. Today Lagarde seemed kinda down, depressed. She sees Oil.

>> No.56103513

Thanks. Soft landing confirmed
It's real. That simultaneous mix of disgust, amusement and slight terror on her face, all real

>> No.56103522
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Speaking of Judge.

>> No.56103524

Is she in a man's toilet? That sign doesn't really fit into a woman's toilet.
2 men in robes with sticks?

>> No.56103528

Thanks just topped up on TotalEnergies

>> No.56103530
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>oil is only used to make cars go vroom

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It's 2023 you bigot.

>> No.56103536
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When are we reshorting?

>> No.56103540

women who smoke are fucking disgusting and they smell like garbage

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>> No.56103549

I dunno, when is Heeb New Year and their day of attonement?

>> No.56103552
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They priced ARM at top of the range $51 which is 100 PE (0.51 eps as of fiscal year ending March 2023) While the top semi NVDA trades at approx ~31
Good luck if you go long today

>> No.56103557

Head and shoulders on DAX daily. tomorrow dump, or monday.

>> No.56103560

How about stop with the off-topic posting, juden.

>> No.56103561

went to the store and forgot to bring my gf (female) some booze i promised to get yesterday.


>> No.56103564

Sure edit it if you don't like it but don't throw it out.

>> No.56103566

My Gookfu smokes parliaments, you smoke cock.

>> No.56103570
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I'm now short. 4537.5 for reference.
Bobros roil out!

>> No.56103577

He's asking when to reshort, and I'm literally telling you when to short and when to long retard. What ever, don't listen to me. Mistime it and get fucked idgaf and hope you get sick and feel miserable for like 2 weeks.

>> No.56103578

Socialism doesn't matter, free public libraries are socialist and they work well.
It's the destruction of nationalism and culture that's the result of communism and it's sister unchecked capitalism. Both end in globalism.

>> No.56103580

>shorting right before FOMC pump

>> No.56103590

NVIDIA general

>> No.56103591
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Watch and learn.

>> No.56103592

nationalism is a leftist creation in the first place.

>> No.56103596

>free public libraries are socialist and they work well.
As warming, injection, and masturbation centers for the homeless, yes.

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>You taste like cigga-wets

Can confirm that women that smoke taste like shit and have probably been peed on at some point in their lives

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No, you're trying to shoehorn in your jewish garbage. Stop it. They're off-topic posts, and I'm sick of it.
Add to the discussion, or stay quiet.
We've been trying to tell them to buy *** and ***, but they just won't listen...

>> No.56103601

>free public libraries are socialist
The overwhelming majority of all public libraries in the USA were built by Andrew Carnegie and John Rockefeller in a pissing contest on who could do the most ridiculous shit with their unspendably vast fortunes.

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>> No.56103608
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It better dump good. I need to print some money goddamit

>> No.56103612
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>Nvidia general
Its over for our favourite chip maker

>> No.56103617

How's that TLT treating you, oh great faggot who told everybody to buy? Don't (you) me again.

>> No.56103629

Death to all markets, without exception.

>> No.56103630
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>he thinks Jews owning everything and wanting goys to be homeless and subsist on bugs is a conspiracy

Go get your booster shot faggot

>> No.56103634

I'm gonna.....I'm gonna.....

>> No.56103639
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Except for DXY and TNX of course. They're free to land on the moon.

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ngl I love kissing them when they have been drinking and smoking
wouldnt like that every day in long-term relationship tho I guess

>> No.56103647

This thing will die sooner or later.

>> No.56103648


>> No.56103653

tempted to open some tentative positions

>> No.56103655
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DXY is dollar, right? I consider that not a market in the sense I meant. I meant stock markets, first and foremost.

>> No.56103659
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If you were a bug, what kind of bug would you be?

>> No.56103660

Uranium keeps going up. Just hit $64.50/lb spot. Miners are pumping.

>> No.56103664
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Also oil singlehandedly keeping my portfolio afloat

>> No.56103669
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>Juden got told to stfu
>"Don't (you) me again."
Great, actually. You'll see there will be no more hikes (Like Bear Stearns just said), and you'll be licking your brokie wounds; unless you decide to buy TLT and TMF, that is...
>booster jews
>rent free
kys kid
DXY is trade on the stock market, though...

>> No.56103672

drone morphing into a creep colony

>> No.56103674
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I dated this girl that told me it was okay to fuck her if she blacked out. Not gonna lie bros I kinda miss her

>> No.56103676

Yeah, dollar index and 10yr yield.
Also what does the S&P think it's doing. I'm starting to not have a good time

>> No.56103680

You just know it's a meme pump on DAX when Vonovia and Siemens Energy are at +3% on a rate hike.

>> No.56103682
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Uranium. Pic related. Thank me later.

>> No.56103684

Pump it pump it

>> No.56103686

>not wanting to be a broodlord
terran were always better, anyway
>Uranium. Pic related. Thank me later.
What is driving U higher? Was this runup thanks in part to Niger?

>> No.56103692
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>Just stop talking about it because I said so

The fucking autism here is hilarious sometimes. I won't stop talking about COVID. Some things are too big to be memory holed. One day you faggots will start WW3 and get kicked out of a 110th country with your silly games

>> No.56103693

>listening to a company that got 2008 wrong and filed for bankruptcy
AHHHHAAHAHAHAA!!!! You crack me up kiddo.

>> No.56103698

Nexgen has ridiculous G&A costs, UUUU is less a uranium company and more of a rare earths company.
long term supply-demand fundamentals, Niger complications, high energy prices in general (oil)

>> No.56103699

My AEC just ran from $0.055 to $0.10 in the past week. And UEC is a beast. It's fucking happening.

It's good to be a King.

>> No.56103702

Wtf, I was already wondering. Bear Stearns still exists? Or was it reestablished?

>> No.56103713

I give it a shot at least, u jump to conclusions too fast. I've seen smgs turn around before

>> No.56103717


>> No.56103718

I do not disagree. Just stop being cringe, and posting low IQ talking points. Please.
Lol I'm glad you liked that one :)
Fair enough. I've been in CCJ for a long time, but haven't ever bothered to average up, or look into other U holdings.
You think it can go higher?

>> No.56103723

>>booster jews
>>rent free
>kys kid
We're going to do another holocaust for real this time.

>> No.56103727
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It's shrimply not gonna go down.

>> No.56103729

>You think it can go higher?
strap yourself in. It absolutely will. Right now spot uranium is lagging behind contracted uranium prices, Kazatomprom and Cameco do mostly longer term contracts with set pricing.

>> No.56103730
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>DXY almost 105 +0.5%
>everything green
>VIX down 2% again

yea ok.

>> No.56103738

Wow I love $5/gallon gasoline thanks

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Probably CCJ, imo

>> No.56103754

>buy puts
>buy calls

>> No.56103756

Cameco, or Kazatomprom.

>> No.56103759

This whole market is held by the opex bullshit alone. next week is where we'll see shit going down the drain

>> No.56103760
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>range day
At least I recovered from my shit trades on the ES with the NQ to end green

>> No.56103764

It hasn't got that high yet here, but I can't wait for it to get that high. I love watching the bipocs on the news bitch about how they can't afford to drive anywhere.

>> No.56103765

It's always two more weeks.
Fuck this I'm buying index fund shares.

>> No.56103766

I wfh full time
Don’t care

>> No.56103767

>sells puts
>sells calls
>just can't stop making money

>> No.56103768

Dollar general p/e down to like 11 and still making new 52 week lows every day. What a crazy fucking 5 year chart

>> No.56103769

Which 1 stock should I pick? I don't have enough to diversify

>> No.56103779

It will flatten the wagies but the only thing that's really an issue with is shipping. You shouldn't be eating out anyway.

>> No.56103780

>Which 1 stock should I pick?

>> No.56103783

Why hold one, when you can hold the ones with the torque. Buy the URNJ ETF.

CCJ should double from here over next 12 months. URNJ will probably 3-5x.

>> No.56103785

Disney is pretty slam dunk to recover

>> No.56103786

>making money

>> No.56103790
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>its him
>the daytrader
>do we proceed to rug him?
>he is still
>a nonbot emotional human

>> No.56103792

Is selling puts the ultimate cheat mode? you have like half the risk of real option plays. you can wait for your dream stock price and still collect money in premium. i made like 15% of my whole stack in half a year, and i only recently discovered cash secured puts.

>> No.56103797

Look at your news feed. They are preparing the cattle to embrace nuclear again. Wind and solar just feeds China. China bad. The war in Ukraine is giving everyone master class in energy production. Also, everyone is going to be nuking up in the future. There are only two kinds of countries in the world, those with nukes and those who do what they are told.

Shill me your favorite U play. The big thing about NEX is it's strategic value to the US and UK. Canada is going to be more stable than say Niger.

AEC. Missed that one. Any more room for growth?

>> No.56103801

I need some help with my calculations. If I bought 50k of MSFT 10 years ago at 30 per share, trades at 338 now with dividend at 0.81% and 10Y YOC at 8.23%, what would my annual dividend payment be? $4115?

>> No.56103805

dunno that one

>> No.56103807

>implying they'll recover when they keep producing trash like the little nigglette, and snow white and the 7 bipocs.

>> No.56103815

U? Like Uranium? I don't touch the stuff.

>> No.56103817

tell me how many shares you have, this is the important part. you have to multiple the dividend yield with the number of shares you have.

>> No.56103818

This administration will never let uranium succeed

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>> No.56103823

My AEC price target is $0.25 CAD over next 12 months. Look into SUU/SUUFF, they're about to start drilling any day, good investment story, and it likes to pump.

>> No.56103825

kind of how I do it. I use cash puts at a limit order, make premiums until it eventually assigns. then sell calls when I think we are having pull backs to hedge and fund more cheap shares, worst case it doesn't pull back. you may leave some gains on the table, but it's hard to lose money with typical market conditions.

>> No.56103826

number of shares X 0,68 $

>> No.56103827
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oil at 90

>> No.56103828
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This is the end.

>> No.56103829

Jesus you suck at math. Take 50k and divide it by 30 per share. Jesus christ

>> No.56103830

My only friend, the end.

>> No.56103836

i got really lucky with AMC a while back, made like 4k in one month, while i only get 2k on my 40 hour day job.

>> No.56103845

1666 X 0,68 $ = 1132.88 $ dividend in a year.

>> No.56103855

The thing about jobs is that they're consistent while the only remotely consistent yield you can get in the stock market is ~10%.

>> No.56103854

UUUU or UEC for smaller cap growth short term. Just get some U!

It's a leader in the industry and a good long term hold.

Not wrong but burgers can't Kazatomprom.

See above.

Correct. This is mining. No telling which company will strike it big.

>> No.56103863

>Grug no like magic glow rocks.

>> No.56103864

Oil wants it.

>> No.56103871

Where did you get .68 from?

>> No.56103874

assuming you mean you invested $50k when it traded at $30/share

$50,000 / $30 = 1,666 shares
1,666 x $338/share x 0.0081 = $4,563 dividend

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>giving any shit about VIX

>> No.56103882

here comes NATGAS injection report, 10:30

>> No.56103883

This administration does what it's told. Check your news feed. The WEF/Blackrock et al are seeding the media with pro nuclear stories. They realize they have an energy problem.

>> No.56103887

ah my bad actually that's rounded up to 1,667 but still I did the math without rounding so the divvie should be exactly right

>> No.56103888

What the fuck is happening to NKLA

>> No.56103889

musta been BEARISH!

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>oh sorry I can't pencil in your dick appointment until next week

I would respect her more if she didn't lie about being a whore

>> No.56103901

Exactly. Blackrock just launched iShares S&P/TSX Energy Transition Materials Index ETF, which is weight 10% to Cameco.

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imagine buying this chart
anons gonna get wrecked

>> No.56103903

Alright bros, I'm only going to tell you this once. This is when you buy the TSM put options. This is your final warning. The Chink on Twink action is almost here.

>> No.56103906

Don't use dating apps.

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>> No.56103909

leverage, not even once

>> No.56103916

We're over due for a pullback to reset RSI, it's expected. But it's not over for uranium, the spot price is going to keep rising.

>> No.56103924
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Sex with Sarah Michelle Gellar for the purposes of matrilineal Jewish descent.

>> No.56103928

Why? It's like a pimp working for you but free

>> No.56103933

What time does it start?

>> No.56103934

Casual sex is overrated.

>> No.56103936

Pozzed, the market

>> No.56103944

Strike? DTE?

>> No.56103945
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Now that's the kind of SMG we need.

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Uranium posters are insufferable faggots.
>t. Kazatomprom shareholder.
Anyway buy Canadian mid-cap OIL E&P companies. Thank me later.

>> No.56103947
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TLT double bottom mirroring the double top in equities. We are almost at the end of this nightmare fellow bagholders.

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Women in general are overrated but if you don't want to coom you should get your test levels checked and probably go to the gym. I imagine you are obese and sedated with corn syrup and goy slop. If you don't wake up with a boner every morning the hormones in the water are turning you into a tranny already

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>Buffy is jewish
This is why I prefer to NOT know about these people...
>buy Canadian mid-cap OIL E&P
t. former Canadian
>TLT double bottom
It really is time to buy TLT and TMF, huh??

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Oh, the entire market's in a golden bull. haha

>> No.56103959


>> No.56103963

Nobody knows the exact date when the chinks will strike, but it's probably going to be within 2 more weeks.

>> No.56103970

i remember when a 3% gain was considered nothing here it seems that all the pandemic newfags have matured

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>Canadian E&Ps
are you my long lost brother or something?

>> No.56103979

anon, many of your favorite /mu/ and /tv/ heroes are jewish
adam sandler even wrote a song about it
(yes billy madison bar mitzvah'ed)

>> No.56103984

Crox keeps dumping

>> No.56103988

What app is this?
Holy fuck my parents being in town is a REASON to drink

>> No.56103990

good question, I need to know if I short this shit now or later

>> No.56103993
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Because they are really cheap.
I suggest you check out Ticker: YGR on the TSX. Many similar cases with Canadian mid-cap oil and gas producers.

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>> No.56103998

lol @ the Birkenstock shill.

>> No.56104001

by the way brother stay far away from SGY. Love you otherwise.

>> No.56104003

No matter what the ECB does, skip, hike, it pumps. It's that easy.

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Amy has some huge tits but it's been a while since I've fucked a black chick

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Don't own it will do. Thanks brother.

>> No.56104020

They are changing the narrative. They need energy.




>> No.56104022

I'm done with this fakemarket, see you next week.

>> No.56104024 [DELETED] 

i wouldn't give any of these women a second glance

>> No.56104026 [DELETED] 

Wow that's depressing.

>> No.56104029
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Cattle spread bros (long live cattle, short feeder cattle) this is it, the seasonal takeoff.

>> No.56104033

Crox and Inmode portfolio will BTFO any portfolio after earnings

>> No.56104034

today should have been final proof that the most important thing when it comes to making money in markets is FLOWS.

Dollar rallied +0.5% this morning and yields were up 1% and futures didn't budge from +0.35%. Today, you would think with the dollar breaking out that it would be blood red, especially with rate hike expectations rising. Nope.

positive 0DTE/1DTE gamma + 1 day pre september opex vanna support + VIX pinned under 14 until next weeks vixpiration = VIX CRUSH RALLY NO MATTER WHAT NEWS IS

now dont be surprised if we get to 452 today and manage to dump 1.5% tomorrow with SPX unpinned. Even then, the REAL big down moves don't begin until VIXperation on 9/20. Then the VIXs range goes from 13-15 to 17-20

>> No.56104041

so this pump is brought to us by high consumer spending reports? and a jobs number that will be revised by a decimal or two places in 30 days?

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>> No.56104050

Oil's dropping a little

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>OMX giga pumping
Feels good (for once) to be a swedbro. Currency devaluation is still ongoing and the annual inflation is still +7% but who cares.

>> No.56104058

Bobos got awfully quiet didn't they.

Is this it, are we out of the worst of it? I'm betting on an energy crunch come winter, not as bas as Europe last year but this time without governments throwing money around so it'll hurt more.

You can do better man.

And get on Hinge. Bumble has been going downhill for a few years imo.

>> No.56104060

mumus how are we feeling??

>> No.56104061

we live in a time we can shitpost with custom images and memes based on the post. Incredible.

>> No.56104075

feeling great, pork butt is on sale and i'm whipping up a batch of my famous coleslaw to go with the pulled pork sliders

>> No.56104076

>the annoying schizo 50 posts per thread is a Swedish euro cuck
big surprise

>> No.56104079

Waiting for the crox megapump when they crush earnings

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Nah this is depressing. Look at the thousand dick stare with the Xanax kicking in

>> No.56104084

tradingview cucking wishlists to 30 max

so ive resorted to use a pen and paper watchlist.

no one can out jew me. im white but in money matters im the biggest jew on the planet.

>> No.56104088 [DELETED] 

that would be a confusing coom as she has the same first name as my sister

>> No.56104090

bullish on NVAX

>> No.56104094
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I think I’ll become schizophrenic if I keep trading this month. I can’t handle the bullshit excuses defending what’s happening trying to make ME feel retarded. I quit

>> No.56104095

ironically the currency is strengthening vs Euro and it still pumps. This market makes literally 0 sense anymore.

>> No.56104096

>not using a real broker that lets you create watchlists
the fuck are you doing?

>> No.56104097
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>Everything up bigly
>But so are yields and Oil
I remain very scared

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>don't look at me with those dead eyes you bitch

>> No.56104107


from all the services I sub to, trading view is absolutely at the top of the list. I'd still resub even if I only managed a 5k portfolio. Wait for the black friday sale

>> No.56104109

Why is AMZN down when everything else pumps?

>> No.56104116

Feels like after BTFP everybody on the sideline decided to buy in and now it's just algos sucking up liquidity with a net bias against shorts

I had a horrible paper trading day this year where both my shorts and longs ended up red so I also gave up on trading. I'm just gonna stick to moving averages and weekly charts

>> No.56104117

just got some pork neck on discount like 2 eurobux 400g piece. i threw it in the freezer since im not cooking it now.

pulled pork is great.

i put them on my short side watchlist yesterday. the chart looked like it can breakdown.

if it goes under the 200 day and stays there then its ogre. no idea about their earnings or fundamentals.

>> No.56104119

Energy prices are already threatening to go nuclear and it's not even winter yey. People will see just how bad the hyperinflationary zogpocalypse is and how limp-wristed the rate hikes this year have been when temps start hitting -10-20C.

>> No.56104120

Same for me, these pumps are beyond reason. This market is beyond saving. It's a moneyprinting scheme. Are US shorters actually still paying for shorting? So is the
>market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent
meme real?

>> No.56104121

tranny's on the warpath

>> No.56104127

my brokers desktop app is too clunky and charts not as good.

yeah i should try the free 30 days.

>> No.56104129

They have been megapumping every other day. Today they crab
>no idea about their earnings or fundamentals.
Your analysis is literal voodo magic

>> No.56104135

Just use a google sheet retard. It can fetch ticker prices

>> No.56104151

I’m sorry but how the fuck can CVNA keep holding 10x gains this year and continue to trend up?

>> No.56104167

OMX literally 3 days undone in 6 hours, lol.

>> No.56104168

Lord forgive me for I have opened another position on the NQ

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short, right?

>> No.56104202

Long of course, at 15664.50

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here is your daily horoscope reading anon

nah i preder pen and paper. excel sheets trigger me

>> No.56104205
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getting heemed hard here

>> No.56104209

On literally no news whatsoever

>> No.56104208
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Long SPX?

>> No.56104213

META is hitting 1 T next year isn't it?

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I copped some BA.

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Not a single lower low since 10:20.
There it is, blown out my 2nd position of the day

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>On literally no news whatsoever
No news is good news, tardo

>> No.56104227

Wow literally my entire portfolio is green, based

>> No.56104226

i'll be hitting your mom's uvula later

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Stay vigilant and trust in seasonality

>> No.56104230

451 is the third lower high trend line from july 27th/september 1st

453.7 is the double top resistance before the gap fill

do they have the balls to go for the 453??? Im bearish into next week but days with this much momentum this early are usually put/short squeezes where the market goes up literally all day

>> No.56104231

What is even the reasoning now?
>Inflation good for stocks
>Surprise hike is trust in economy
>Fuck your shorts, we know your shorting, so we pump up this garbage to fuck you up?

>> No.56104234

I just realized we outsource our HR stuff to a company owned by meta. They have my SSN and a well lit picture of my face along with all my performance data.
It really is over.

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>charts not as good
Picrel is all the charting that is needed, all the rest is pure meme.

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7 minutes for 17.5 points on the NQ

>> No.56104252

For the past 5 days it seems like the play has been inversing the opening trend at 10:30. Might have been true since Jackson Hole too

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>> No.56104258
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because he wants a good format??

>> No.56104259

brother.. how do you not get it
there are trillions and trillions of dollars riding on tomorrow AM and tomorrow PM expiry
stop shorting into put walls

>> No.56104261

AMZN put moon mission exploded on the launch pad. Fuck.

>> No.56104263

i think its ARM IPO hype, there are no shorts

>> No.56104266

>Fed done
Yeah, Oil is at 90 because they are unsure if done. If they don't hike october november this goes to +100

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I shorted europe yesterday and it was literal top

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>> No.56104273

This too. Got to get the market nice and juiced for a good debut.
I will never learn not to lose money on the opex moves.

>> No.56104279

>If we got deflation trust in the dollar would disappear and nothing would matter anyway so you might as well take bullish positions.
Or so

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It makes sense for drawings, not photos.

>> No.56104287

Who is retarded enough to short Amazon? Amazon and META will carry FAGMAN for the foreseeable future

>> No.56104292

>3 guys showed up to sell 450

yeah its over. Just buy 0dte calls, turn off your computer, and let your broker close them ITM for you after close. This thing isn't stopping

>> No.56104297

>accelerating the heat death of the internet by needlessly uploading bigger file sizes

>> No.56104301

bearfags have been taking Ls for weeks

>> No.56104303
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>I will never learn not to lose money on the opex moves.
I'll teach you right now
Look at the positioning of the puts/calls for SPX options (not just SPY options) as well as SPY options for the quarterly triple witching
Look at the largest put/call level for that expiry
For example, this one, it's 4500
then look to the second largest around that expiry
4450 / 4550 for this one
then look at the third biggest, 4400 / 4600
sell the third biggest / position as if the third biggest will not be touched, as 95%+ of the time, they won't be (when you're within you know, a week of the expiry)
so for this expiry, the move was to sell 4400 / 440 puts - to take advantage of their positioning and ride on their coat tails
If you're not sure how to look up this stuff on your own, just follow spotgamma on youtube/twitter, he is pretty good covering each OPEX and the positioning surrounding it

>> No.56104306

But DXY is rising! We were supposed to be crashing?!?!?

>> No.56104308

hit its 52 week high yesterday

>> No.56104310
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Do you really think oil being at 90 is because The FED isn't signalling higher rates? Lol...

>> No.56104313

are you the BOIL madman?

>> No.56104314

Today I will make a few years worth of gains in 1 day by simply buying shares of arm and selling them next week

>> No.56104321

How do I gather enough votes to fire management of a publicly traded company?
>hint: it’s LUV

>> No.56104322

You will be left bagholding for months, or years

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>Today I will make a few years worth of gains in 1 day by simply buying shares of arm and selling them next week
Sure buddy, guarantee you'll be too busy gooning during the inevitable doomp and you'll be left bagholding for years until recovery.

>> No.56104338

can't wait to slurp the dump

>> No.56104341

Thanks, hopefully I'll check this next time

>> No.56104346

midwit takes. this thing is gonna rip. have you still not learned the market is not real? arm is the new gme

>> No.56104349

nonetheless. I am a long way from actually doing any of that shit, but still very interested in picking up what I can. Your earlier post already had me triggered into reading the INVOOSTOPEDIA article on Triple Witching.

>> No.56104353

So, the same thing at June 16th?

No I mean, Oil is at 90 because the oilmarket thinks he might be hiking. When they are sure he doesn't then it goes higher.

>> No.56104356
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>arm is the new gme
>the new gme
Golem get ye gone

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>> No.56104362
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I don't know, there are probably 2 of us that could qualify for that, but the other one is a NIGGER.

>> No.56104369

it will close above $100

>> No.56104370

Bought one share at $49 limit

>> No.56104379

Does anyone even pay for transit?

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>> No.56104405

I actually think it's over. Fuel oil just keeps going, lol.

>> No.56104417

How do ARM shareholders feel knowing they are exit liquidity?

They are IPOing because SoftBank couldn’t find anyone interested in buying them, so they’re going to dump on the public.

>> No.56104422

Damn, invert Kramer or invert Krugman who ya got?

>> No.56104423

ok one of the BOIL niggers shit posting is great. maybe both

>> No.56104424

>I actually think it's over. Fuel oil just keeps going, lol.
Who can we even invade at this point? Are we stuck taking saudi ruski penor?

>> No.56104439

We could invade Canada. Plenty of oil right next door.

>> No.56104447

Leaf here, please do, this country is already fucked anyway

>> No.56104450

Dump it all on me I cant wait

>> No.56104455

post your position after u buy pls

>> No.56104462
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10 minutes ago I could have sold for more money than I can now!
Please tell me it will go back up?

>> No.56104464

I think the other might have gotten banned a little bit ago for posting a whore nude. All I saw was a strikethrough reference link to a deleted post and someone telling him he could do better. It was probably the shower whore he's been posting lately. He's constantly fucking whores. Like I said, he's a NIGGER. BUT, I am lifelong grateful to him because he's the one who first turned me on to BOIL and KOLD and included the advice to save free cash for averaging down. It literally changed my life so I send his NIGGER ass BLESSINGS.

>> No.56104465

Yeah but then we need to deal with millions of Canadians flooding into the country. I mean where else are they going to go?

>> No.56104468

what if we just trade them mexicans for barrels? 1 mexican per barrel of oil.

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What a slut.

>> No.56104479


jannies need to chill desu

>> No.56104499
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it's over, I'm going long, nothing can stop this ponzi

>> No.56104502

Nobody, it's paybacktime

>> No.56104521

Automatic subhuman

>> No.56104525


>> No.56104530

Early baker gets the rope

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It's funny eh? Due to the comparison effect (high inflation last year), the inflation came in "lower than expected" so we pump... year and a half into this crap and we still got +7% inflation (electricity excluded).
It's funny that it takes a whole slew of bad data to bring down the index couple of points and then comes one "good" piece of news and utterly negates everything. Bears always lose, it seems

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>> No.56104586

CVNA is ripping. Weeklies up 1600% today

>> No.56104590

>so we pump
The thing is it happened hours after the report. This is what annoys me, if some bullshit now suddenly happens hours later.

Yeah, I shorted too early. Expected some retardation, but not this demented.

>> No.56104647

CAC also doesn't look bad. All this proofs stocks are essentially worthless. How can an asset pingpong like this? Oil doesn't, Cocoa doesn't, other don't. Stocks do, just paper.

>> No.56104757

Can I get a link or two?

>> No.56104855
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4500 status

>> No.56105328
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Is 3% returns in 2 weeks good?
Dipping toes in day trading

>> No.56105371

Draft Kings sure isn't going up for some reason. Got a full grand in it, losing 16 bucks now.

>> No.56105460

>55 bucks
My negro, there's a reason paper trading is useless. If you can afford to lose the money you will not behave the same way you would if you couldn't.
If those 55 dollars were 55k you'd be sweating bullets while schizoposting 50 times in a single /smg/ thread.

>> No.56105464

we're so fucking back

>> No.56105595

I just follow large purchases on openinsider

Haven’t lost once. I’m just gonna grow this account till I lose everything I guess. If I don’t, I dont

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>> No.56105827

Why was I expecting spiders or insects to crawl outta there

>> No.56105892

It's just underbaked

>> No.56106142

kick ass, BLESSED. Verification not required.