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[Anonymous No.56103226]

I should have become a therapist. It seems extremely easy and offers high autonomy. You can literally just talk to mentally ill people on the internet (Zoom) from home all day. I already do that for free on 4channel.org.

[Anonymous No.56103232]

>>56103226
I agree you should be come the rapist

[Anonymous No.56103242]

>>56103226
Clean it up mental janny

[Anonymous No.56103266]

>>56103226
A therapist's job is literally to just gaslight the patient into becoming a normie. None of what the therapist says can technically or definitively be proven wrong but rest assured they are just throwing darts until one approach seems to work.

[Anonymous No.56103268]

>>56103226
i'm considering going back to school for an accelerated nursing degree with the goal of doing a mental health nurse practitioner degree after building some psych nursing experience. making $120-150k/year entry level is pretty easy, $200k if you want to work hard or work in underserved (rural) areas.

[Anonymous No.56103294]

>>56103266
>patient believes that the right combination of advice or medicine can fix a deep-rooted problem
>(it probably can't)
>therapist does his best with whatever rudimentary tools are at hand
who is the idiot here?

[Anonymous No.56103298]

>>56103268
Sounds comfy and you can fuck your depressed patients.

[Anonymous No.56103301]

>>56103294
Both parties.
>>56103226
Imagine spending all day listening to mentally ill people.

[Anonymous No.56103317]

>>56103298
Casual sex is overrated, especially casual sex with mentally ill women. It doesn't matter what you do, they're going to get upset and it's going to be your fault. There's no suffering like the scorn of the woman you're having sex with.

[Anonymous No.56103324]

>>56103294
>patient has some kind of problem
>no goy don't try to think for yourself and find a solution
>just pay me to do your thinking for you

Kek your industry will be obsolete within the decade.

[Anonymous No.56103337]

>>56103226
So you think you can do what I do... interesting.

Please op, tell me more about your asperations...

[Anonymous No.56103339]

>>56103324
yes anon i'm sure solving the problems of hopeless and confused people with access to health insurance or mediciad/medicare will be obsolete within the decade.

[Anonymous No.56103703]

>>56103226
You also get paid 5 figs in commissions pushing mental illness drugs.
t. Therapist

[Anonymous No.56103748]

>>56103703
>t. Therapist
I believe you

[Anonymous No.56103751]

>>56103339
chatgpt can already do this job. a therapist can supervise dozens of AI therapists in zoom calls with BPD roasties

[Anonymous No.56103778]

If you're actually interested in helping people heal themselves then learn everything you can about EMDR and somatic experiencing therapy.

[Anonymous No.56103781]

>>56103751
is this a chatgpt post? it masquerades as intelligence but a rudimentary analysis reveals it as being thoughtlessly retarded.

[Anonymous No.56104772]

>>56103266
The two therapists I know (members of the religious organization I attend) are nucking futs, they have serious control and hypochondriac issues themselves. They're mortally terrified of the coof and anyone who may possibly have it, and think that Russia is the embodiment of evil.

[Anonymous No.56104793]

>>56103298
Holy shit, I should have gone into therapy. All women are mentally ill, but it would be my cover for interviewing potential wives. I'd just pick the best looking of the most submissive, and voila! Goddamn where were you 25 years ago.

[Anonymous No.56105093]

>>56103226
a the- what?

[Anonymous No.56105103]

Fun fact the vast majority of therapists under the age of 30 are female
95% female in the us

[Anonymous No.56105134]

>>56103781
I've noticed that you've been struggling with anger lately, and I'm genuinely concerned about how it's affecting you. I'm here to listen and support you. Can you share more about what triggers your anger? Have you noticed any patterns or specific situations that make you feel this way? I think it could be beneficial to talk to a therapist or counselor who specializes in anger management. They can provide you with tools and strategies to cope with your anger more effectively