/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56096457]

Long TLT edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.56096469]

what effect will rising sneed levels have on the markets?

[Anonymous No.56096471]

new alien evidence just dropped

[Anonymous No.56096485]

What a shit last 5 days

[Anonymous No.56096488]

>>56096485
Sold my UNG at a profit but the rest yeah shitty

[Anonymous No.56096490]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.56096492]

>made $500 on Unity puts

[Anonymous No.56096493]

I'm never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.56096495]

>>56096485
something something op's ex

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56096511]

>>56096495
well OP is a faggot so what does his ex boyfriend have to do with the market being gay?

[Anonymous No.56096516]

So have bears capitulated for the week? This is it. The government data they were waiting for. A big nothingburger

[Anonymous No.56096517]

>>56096488
I've got an afk friend I turned on to NATGAS and he told me yesterday he sold 300 shares he bought at 6.50 for 7.11.

[Anonymous No.56096525]

Ahem
energy

[Anonymous No.56096530]

>>56096511
expires on friday or something

[Anonymous No.56096535]

I need AAPL to go up but the market is run by people that hate me so it won't

[Anonymous No.56096544]

White House briefing with chair of economic advisors in a minute. surely he’ll say enough bullish shit to continue the pump

[Anonymous No.56096546]

>>56096485
The witches are in town.

[Anonymous No.56096560]

>Apple Ad Featuring Tim Cook Goes Viral

I saw the ad and my conclusion is that we're reaching levels of corporate cringe previously considered to be impossible.

[Anonymous No.56096561]

DEAD MARKET
BUY ROUTERS
HOLY FUCK COCOA EVEN HIGHER, even though data was revised up (less supply deficit expected) truly degenerate

[Anonymous No.56096576]

>>56096546
Stupid sexy witches.

[Anonymous No.56096604]

>>56096457
Look up the Unity situation. Nobody currently understands how the whole thing works and people are going apeshit, the stock is tanking, which means there's high likelihood for a good 5-10% rebound when people figure out what the deal is

>you did not hear this from me

[Anonymous No.56096610]

>>56096517
That’s pretty much me lol if it dips that low again I’ll rinse and repeat

[putsRnotDaWae No.56096616]

Oooooooooooh PhD in Bidenomics, aka schizo, where are you? Reveal yourself you faggot, you said the market would dump on CPI, and I properly called that it would ignore the CPI and pump.

[Anonymous No.56096631]

>>56096604
Unity has explained how it works. They will make up a number and tell you that's how much you owe them as a developer. Their methods of calculation are proprietary, the formula is proprietary. How they arrive at the amount of money you owe them, is proprietary. You will just give them money when they tell you, forever.

[Anonymous No.56096636]

>>56096616
>pump
There is no pump lmao

[Anonymous No.56096638]

Buy nasdaq puts

[Anonymous No.56096640]

>>56096485
>mfw went all in on weed two weeks ago
Best last 5 days I've had in 2 years

[putsRnotDaWae No.56096645]

>>56096636
NVDA, TSLA, and Chainlink are all green. CLF is my only holding thats red today.

[Anonymous No.56096646]

>>56096560
no anon... to this day nothing has been able to surpass the Qualcomm presentation in the field of corporate cringe. And I suspect nothing ever will. It reached the apex of cringe.

https://youtu.be/gHWAtMQs0NY?si=RnfB3hyrnG_0GRlQ

God why did you have to make me remember this exists

[Anonymous No.56096649]

I sold off some stinkers that I was down many doubledigits on, after holding on for a couple years. I hate selling in the red but at some point you have to just look at your portfolio, see what does consistently well, what does consistently poorly, and what you can swing trade.

At a point my shit stocks had to die. I also sold my AMZN for profits, but I'm wondering if that's a mistake.

How's everyone doing today?

[putsRnotDaWae No.56096659]

>>56096640
MSOS will hit ATH by EOY, keep holding and add more January 2024 calls if you don't already have them.

[Anonymous No.56096666]

Should I get my MBA next year, /smg/? I got accepted into a cheap accelerated MBA program for Fall 2024. Working right now in as a data analyst, working with feature engineering for models.

But I want to get into management ASAP so I can relax and not be staring at python script all day long. MBA worth it if Im in data science and it's a local, but still decently ranked cheap school?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56096678]

lol, that TLT guy showed up and smug posted so I bought puts. It really is this easy isn't it?

[Anonymous No.56096691]

>>56096666
All i know and care about are stocks. You're in the wrong thread.
>quads
Wasted.

[Anonymous No.56096697]

>>56096646
Dude, i am half way through and the first chick was okay but when the second guy the ginger started talking about how hot his gf is and how he's a gamer i couldn't keep watching

[Anonymous No.56096699]

>>56096666
>But I want to get into management ASAP so I can relax
That sounds retarded. I know managers and they're the most stressed out unrelaxed people I've met.

[Anonymous No.56096712]

>>56096699
I don't know what field you work in, but management in data science / ML / big data basically check in for a stand up meeting remotely once or twice a week and then fuck off to enjoy their lives. Maybe code review once a week. Deliverables might be monthly

[Anonymous No.56096718]

>>56096485
>bagholding a washed up router company
lmao

[Anonymous No.56096726]

baggie makes my asshole pucker

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56096746]

>>56096726
i bet your first kiss was a black guys anus. faggot

[Anonymous No.56096750]

>>56096712
NTA but my managers are all extremely stressed out all the time. But, I work in an extremely stressed out job (tech support).
If you're already in the field that you want to become management in you might not need a degree. Most of my managers, even up to the director level, all were engineers that just got promoted. Maybe talk to your boss about what you'd need to do to enter the management track.

[Anonymous No.56096752]

>>56096697
I know it's literally unwatchable, it's like having to endure torture

[Anonymous No.56096761]

dubs and the person above me is gay

[PhD in Bidenomics No.56096764]

>>56096616
You didn't read my post. CPI sets the stage, and the marker will die at FOMC. 50 cents have beeb deposited into your account.

[Anonymous No.56096767]

I’m jerking off rn.
If I get (you)s I will only get more aroused

[Anonymous No.56096769]

>>56096761
phew

[Anonymous No.56096773]

>>56096493
Is that only men or women too? If it's not adjusted for gender, then it's basically just a gender earnings chart because women are much shorter and work lesser paying jobs (non-STEM, non-trades).

[Anonymous No.56096780]

>>56096457
Mommy?
Also the only way out of this depression is more war. Long GD, LMT and goyim dying for wealthy bankers.

[Anonymous No.56096781]

So apparently the AI meme has started working its way into news articles

Also anyone else wanna swing some bioshits? I'm long on APLI, ANAB, OCUP, CTXR, they all have FDA Phase 3s coming up (23rd and 28th)

[PhD in Bidenomics No.56096782]

>>56096764
*market

[Anonymous No.56096790]

What's the deal with images this week?

[Anonymous No.56096797]

>>56096767
cum

[Anonymous No.56096816]

>>56096610
That's my most typical manner but BE MORE CAREFUL right now because there's a chance it will dip lower and lower into the seasonal transition and not be so quick to pop again until heater usage cranks up. Look at May through June for an idea of what one might expect.

[putsRnotDaWae No.56096834]

>>56096764
>1 more week
We shall see, I predict a retard pump at FOMC since Powell won't be hiking.

[Anonymous No.56096868]

>>56096834
Powell:
>they are hoping I won't hike and it will retard pump which will lead to deeper inflation

[Anonymous No.56096885]

I just bought 3 calls pray for me frens thanks

[Anonymous No.56096899]

>>56096678
>so I bought puts
>tfw

[Anonymous No.56096904]

>>56096746
i want you in me

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56096908]

>>56096834
I predict Powell to go up another 50 beeps. The core inflation data we saw today looked pretty bad, and he's got to do something to get the numbers down.

[Anonymous No.56096914]

>>56096908
>only 50
See you at 8% fren

[Anonymous No.56096922]

>>56096834
> Powell won't be hiking
Did you see the CPI data you fucking brain dead retard?

[Anonymous No.56096928]

Today is alright

[Anonymous No.56096937]

>>56096928
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.56096939]

If powell hikes for another 25 bepis the market will go higher
screencap this post

[Anonymous No.56096955]

>>56096922
uhm sorry sweaty there will be no hikes next week. november is a maybe.

[Anonymous No.56096964]

AAPL GO UP YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN PIECE OF NIGGER SHIT

[Anonymous No.56096985]

>>56096939
The first few seconds or min or two when "the markets" heard what they wanted to hear before processing reality very soon after doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.56096998]

>>56096790
Fast data costs money and not enough of you goys are following the sponsored links to buy onaholes anymore.

[Anonymous No.56097010]

>>56096790
Nobody knows, not even /g/ when I asked nicely. Presumably it's either a problem with getting ddos'ed or a problem hosting images. Maybe the IRC would know more but they'd probably just tell you it was a system upgrade or they had to take something offline for maintenance.

[Anonymous No.56097011]

>>56096964
>betting on a super gay company that sells way too high priced shit that's increasingly less functional during a recession

[Anonymous No.56097022]

>>56097011
Based and guitars/Cadillacs pilled.

[Anonymous No.56097024]

>>56097011
Digits confirm you're gay

[putsRnotDaWae No.56097033]

>>56096922
He is a pussy who NEVER goes against the futures this close to a meeting. November has a chance of a hike, September is no hike.

[Anonymous No.56097034]

>>56096457
Any thoughts on the Russell 2000? Why is it performing so bad and how’s the future look?

[Anonymous No.56097040]

>>56096781
Oh hey SIGA got a mention

[Anonymous No.56097043]

>>56096939
He is hiking, it will be the last. Screen cap this post.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56097046]

alright who's making plastic inserts for mentally ill men to wear in their pants so that they appear to have a camel toe? I want to get in on this before it takes off.

[Anonymous No.56097051]

>>56097022
>leavin' out the hillbilly music
TICKERS SGY and DGY

[Anonymous No.56097059]

>>56097034
the russell 2000 is filled with shitcoins. think about it... that's 2000 companies. what are the chances most of them are good?

[Anonymous No.56097063]

>>56097059
In a bull market, shitcoins moon first.

[Anonymous No.56097074]

>>56097059
Probably about 50 percent.

[Anonymous No.56097083]

>>56096964
anecdotally this is the first time ive ever heard an appreciable number of normalfags say that they're just going to wait for the next iphone

[Anonymous No.56097090]

You might be holding the next Enron and you don't even know it

[Anonymous No.56097104]

>>56097090
I know where my oil stocks get their profits. Nobody knew shit about Enron but nobody dared to say they didn't understand what they owned

[Anonymous No.56097106]

>>56097011
Americans will have $1010, have a hungry family, and will use that $1010 for a $1000 phone, and the remaining $10 for food.

[Anonymous No.56097123]

>>56097106

[Anonymous No.56097128]

So basically, I'm only into MILF's
Always was, always have been. Simple As

Also I've sold off my portfolio last month, but market has been flat. Where we heading from here bros? Its the greatest economic period right guys? Only up from here? Right?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56097149]

>>56097090
Oh we know who's holding the next enron.

[Anonymous No.56097159]

LET'S GO URANIUM BROS

[Anonymous No.56097202]

>>56096964
AAPL is my biggest position now since I've been slurping, idk how to feel about it

[Anonymous No.56097206]

>>56097128
Inflation and crabs as far as the eye can see

[Anonymous No.56097219]

Remember when cpi was going to crash the market Bobo?

Heemed

[Anonymous No.56097239]

>>56096493
5'11" bros, we won

[Anonymous No.56097243]

My antichink portfolio is still BTFOing the SP500. Just invest in good stocks with no exposure to China

[Anonymous No.56097255]

I'm looking for the most racist ETF to buy, which one is it?

[Anonymous No.56097274]

>>56097255
GEO, they make money by keeping them behind bars

[Anonymous No.56097286]

>>56097046
A tranny worth their hormones knows how to tuck well enough to achieve the same effect, your market would be limited to the truly mentally insane lardasses. I guess if you have a 3d printer you could start making them and sell them on etsy or something.

[Anonymous No.56097295]

>>56097059
>>56097034
XRT gets raped to death all the time and it contains a lot of the companies in the russell 2000. I'd wager that's a lot of what's pushing them down so hard.

[Anonymous No.56097296]

>>56097202
>>56096964
AAPL has gone full Comodore except even worse. It's going to implode. Dump it, buy calls if you really want to keep some of the exposure so you can buy back when they expire if I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.56097298]

What happens to TLT during a crash scenario?
Is it a good time to buy now and wait for the money printer to switch on? It hasn't been this low since a little after the GFC

[Anonymous No.56097301]

>>56096885
I’ll pray for you if you pray for me. I bought puts on GME. I’m thinking the Dumb Money movie might tank it but I now I’m second guessing my choice.

[Anonymous No.56097302]

>>56096928
MSFTchads will never lose

[Anonymous No.56097306]

>>56097128
Hard correction down and a decade of stagflation to get back to ATH.

[Anonymous No.56097313]

>latency arbitrage

[Anonymous No.56097319]

>>56097301
I am second guessing my choice to buy calls
I will pray for you
I will pray for all of us
>yes muh god

[Anonymous No.56097327]

why is SCHW computer tanking again

[Anonymous No.56097330]

>>56097296
Based on what

[Anonymous No.56097340]

>>56096885
I'll pray for you, fren.

[Anonymous No.56097346]

>>56097083
Same. I'm actually shocked, to be honest. Maybe the NPC's are starting to think for themselves. The age of smartphones being revolutionary is gone. Folding phones are cool, but it's too new for me to risk getting it. This new iPhone 15 has minor changes and looks identical to the couple of previous generations. They have run out of ideas, and the only way for them to make money is through getting people to buy the Pro Max version of the phone, along with subscription based services. I personally might be switching to Apple in the near future just to communicate with people better. Also, USB-C was finally added, and sideloading might become a thing. On another note, does anyone here know people who pay their phone's off monthly? How the hell do you not have at least a couple thousand in your bank account to pay it off once?

[Anonymous No.56097356]

>>56097301
You’re going to get fucked. Everytime I try to play options with GameStop I get fucked. It either crabs or dumps and random spurts of green whenever mercury is in retrograde.

[Anonymous No.56097359]

What do people think of ubiquiti?

[Anonymous No.56097365]

>>56097359
I think you spelled that word wrong

[Anonymous No.56097374]

>>56097356
That is the most patriotic image I have seen in a while

[Anonymous No.56097381]

>>56097359
Does not appear to be a serious business. Looks like their whole purpose of going public was for insiders to cash out at the top of a speculative bubble while retail investors weren't putting much thought into long term business potential.

I could be wrong.

[Anonymous No.56097387]

>>56097346
>On another note, does anyone here know people who pay their phone's off monthly
I do, and I have plenty of money to pay it off, but it's essentially a free, 0% interest free loan from T-Mobile -- so in an era of savings accounts and t-bills paying actual money, why pass up the free financing from T-Mobile?

[Anonymous No.56097392]

>>56097301
I bought 3 shares of gamestop today. I have 1231 total. I don't plan on selling anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.56097393]

>>56097301
I'm playing a straddle on it, bought puts and calls. Personally I think it's going to dip before and right at release and then it'll pump after a few days once people start watching it. There's lots of comedy actors but from what I've seen thus far in the promos for it it seems more like a margin call than a big short. The fact the head of citadel is threatening to sue sony over it if they release it points to green.

[Anonymous No.56097399]

>>56097381
>>56097359
>ubiquiti
My bad, I was thinking of Unity.
Ubiquiti is a weird company. They're not bad, but it's heavily controlled by the founder who has historically used buybacks to squeeze the limited float. As it stands today, the value is decent. You might make money if they pull off another squeeze.

[Anonymous No.56097404]

>>56097327
It better be a Lehman moment. This whole year has been such a fucking tease. Yes I have puts fuck you

[Anonymous No.56097411]

>just found out one of my stock is in ARK portfolio

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56097440]

>>56097286
>A tranny worth their hormones knows how to tuck well enough to achieve the same effect
sounds like someone's speaking from experience

[Anonymous No.56097447]

>>56097387
Also looks good on your credit. I always buy my phones new and unlocked with cash and then flash them but getting one on credit isn't the most retarded idea in the world.
>>56097346
People are getting tired of a lot of the fuckshit with phones and I'm starting to see normies care about having a phone with a battery they can remove and being something they could repair themselves. Buying the latest flagship to be ghetto rich in front of other people is going to be a thing of the past in a few years.

[Anonymous No.56097448]

uht oh

[Anonymous No.56097459]

lets do technical analysis on one of the flattest most boring boomer tech companies out there

[Anonymous No.56097460]

uoh oil is flat again
what a brat

[Anonymous No.56097463]

▲
▲▲

I hate minorities

[Anonymous No.56097466]

Aapl was hit with a bunch of shit news recently, is it a good time to buy now?

[Anonymous No.56097469]

>>56097440
If it's cute and legal and consenting I'll fuck it, so yes.

[Anonymous No.56097470]

part two

[Anonymous No.56097480]

>>56097466
I prefer INTC and SPY for dca'ing, apple is mega gay and never moves until it tears ass in either direction.

[Anonymous No.56097481]

Uh WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.56097494]

Where is that guy named "putsrnotdaway"?

Because I think puts are the way

[Anonymous No.56097496]

>>56097470
intel and ibm will break out?

[Anonymous No.56097497]

So another hike lined up then?

[Anonymous No.56097501]

>>56097301
>>56097393
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.56097505]

>>56097497
Probably a pause or a cut

[Anonymous No.56097506]

What is holding this market up?

[Anonymous No.56097507]

>>56097497
Why is Jerome making meth?

[Anonymous No.56097511]

>>56097460
Oil is a magical brat that is sometimes flat and sometimes shirt stretching busty. Mind boggling.

[Anonymous No.56097512]

Did the TTOO anons get liquidated

[Anonymous No.56097513]

>>56097505
>a cut
Haha, wouldn't that be funny ha

[Anonymous No.56097518]

>>56097505
>a cut
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.56097520]

>>56097506
The Talmud

[Anonymous No.56097525]

>>56097505
lol. lmao even

[Anonymous No.56097526]

>>56097505
In no way shape or form is jerome going to cut. No chance whatsoever. Pause is the going bet by a wide margin.

[Anonymous No.56097531]

>>56097513
I mean if our stupid government didn’t push spending into over drive this past year we could have already started the fucking real economic recovery by now

[Anonymous No.56097541]

I knew it was a good idea to fill up my truck with gas Monday. The poojeets who own the convenience store down the street from my house raised the price 55 fucking cents per gallon overnight.

[Anonymous No.56097542]

>>56097505
>cut
Delusional. CPI still hotter than they want it. No way they cut here.

[Anonymous No.56097545]

>>56097393
>>56097501
Found it. Holy kek what a dickhead. Now plebbitors are going to pile in and watch it just to spite a billionaire.
https://puck.news/ken-griffins-secret-war-on-dumb-money/

[Anonymous No.56097546]

Short NVDA and AMD . you will make it trust me

[Anonymous No.56097570]

And just like that
I bought at the top

[Anonymous No.56097577]

i just splurged on $400 worth of new camping gear please go back up i need this money

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56097580]

>>56097469
enjoy your AIDS

[Anonymous No.56097600]

NFLX sub 400 by Friday?

[Anonymous No.56097601]

>>56097301
Really retarded move of you. GME will triple when that shit releases, then dump 90% and never recover.

[Anonymous No.56097602]

>AR Inflation Rate MoM AUG 12.4% 6.3% 11.8% 10.6%
Imagine, 12.4% of inflation in one month. White status revoked.

[Anonymous No.56097603]

I just scammed $400 out of some guy by selling him secretly old camping gear. What should I spend it on?

[Anonymous No.56097606]

I told you faggots. I told you not to get involved with that
>>56094353
>>56094353
>>56094353

[Anonymous No.56097607]

>JPMorgan expects no more rate hikes

I feel like this is a trap

[Anonymous No.56097608]

>>56097577
Bro that's like 3 tent stakes and a tarp these days.

[Anonymous No.56097614]

aahhhhh we're still inflating save me niggerman

[Anonymous No.56097621]

>>56097545
Precisely. There's also the fact that Sony is more than big enough to tell kenny boy to hire all the lawyers he wants they don't give a damn. I really think the stock will run after the movie drops, maybe not the same day or even the same week but it will.

[Anonymous No.56097627]

Hahahahahaha what a FUCKING joke with this dump right at 3pm. Bunch of fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.56097629]

>Dow leading to the downside
Nowhere remotely close to the bottom

[Anonymous No.56097631]

>Google is laying off hundreds of people across its global recruiting team as hiring at the tech giant continues to slow: Semafor
BOOLISH

[Anonymous No.56097641]

>>56097608
i got a new tent, new padded chair, air mattress with built in pump, and 2 person sleeping bag. probably all chinese junk but i only go twice a year

[Anonymous No.56097644]

can something pls just happen already im tired of looking at sideways lines

[Anonymous No.56097646]

Rates rise... rates fall...

[Anonymous No.56097662]

>/pol/ turned bullish at 2:55pm est

[Anonymous No.56097665]

>>56097646

[Anonymous No.56097666]

>>56097629
>>56097606
you jinxed it again

[Anonymous No.56097672]

>>56097644
Tell retail to stop being retardedly bearish so Big Money will stop slobbering over selling them puts. I KNEW the market would act like a fucking fraction of a percent would be earth shattering

[Anonymous No.56097678]

>>56097662
Forgot link
>>441169484
>>441169484
>>441169484

[Anonymous No.56097688]

>>56097387
Personally, I just like to pay stuff off and forget about it. I hate debt, and it makes me feel like I'm in chains.
>>56097447
I looked it up, and it seems that it doesn't build your credit unless the company you bought it from reports it to the credit bureaus. And yea, normies are slowing starting to wake up to the clown world.

[Anonymous No.56097690]

>>56097678
another /pol/tard failure

[Anonymous No.56097702]

>>56097678
It's 3 meme arrows ya fuckin donut.

[Anonymous No.56097703]

>>56097690
Hmmm
>>>/pol/441169484

[Anonymous No.56097709]

Uh guise my index of Mag7 outperformance is at fresh highs. 1.117 means Mag7 stocks are in average 11.7% above where they ought to be compared to SPX.

[Anonymous No.56097711]

>>56097505
>a cut
damn, these people are still here?

[Anonymous No.56097727]

please stocks go back up lets have a power half hour

[Anonymous No.56097731]

>Summers Warns Soft Landing Chances Only 1-in-3, Stocks at Risk
IT'S OVER.

[Anonymous No.56097738]

>>56097606
hm it's interesting how 2yr also pushed back above 5% to the close
couldn't close below 5
symbolic

[Anonymous No.56097743]

>>56097703
so literally the only thing keeping the market up is:
>Changing financial definitions
>Changing metrics for all reports
>Giving trillions to Ukraine to buy our stuff and pay all their country's employees.
>Print, Print, Print
When will they not be able to keep it from the normies...

[Anonymous No.56097745]

>>56097727
Not this time, goy.

[Anonymous No.56097750]

>>56097711
Bull trap doesn't work without 'em
>>56097703
>it's another trolljob by some retard in an engagement farm betting on the fact that people have no goddamn idea how money works
Nothingburger

[Anonymous No.56097754]

Bros why are we dumping? We pumped so much earlier, the fuck?

[Anonymous No.56097759]

>>56097731
>1-3
Third of a chance! ahahahah what fucking cope. No waaaaaaay its anywhere near that high of a probability.

[Anonymous No.56097762]

>>56097731
>1 in 3

Still better than 0% I guess

[Anonymous No.56097763]

>>56097703
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/chart-day-5-6-trillion-005731898.html

lol,
lmao even.
This supposedly is an "expert" talking.

[Anonymous No.56097765]

>>56097759
Jerome has the ILS frequency in and the glide slope captured. It's OVER.

[Anonymous No.56097766]

>>56097731
so a 33% chance?

[Anonymous No.56097771]

>>56097766
>33
FUCKIN MASONS REEEEEEEEE
>ALSO CHECKED

[Anonymous No.56097778]

>>56097763
An expert at getting paid to say what he's told maybe

[Anonymous No.56097784]

>>56097754
I sold

[Anonymous No.56097786]

>>56097754
See>>56097672

[Anonymous No.56097791]

>>56097778
Bloomberg Surveillance has been making this argument for 10 months or so nonstop as a reason why we will go S&P to 5500 by year end.

[Anonymous No.56097792]

>>56097765
>>56097766

Only soft landing that could be had, would need the US as a main player in WW3. Also, 2024 election with a market about to crash and run away inflation with low consumer purchasing power... Either the new president will get the market to crash on them... or the election may look very different with a WW3...

[Anonymous No.56097796]

Oh good, we're anti-dumping into close

[Anonymous No.56097798]

NVDA $100 EOY
NFLX $200 EOY

> verification not required

[Anonymous No.56097799]

>>56097792
>or the election may look very different with a WW3
I was being silly, but they'd probably pull an FDR and suspend it.

[Anonymous No.56097800]

>>56097754
Thanks to all the brown people stealing refills

[Anonymous No.56097841]

>people seriously considering the possibility of WW3
you doomfags are embarrassing

[Anonymous No.56097849]

>>56097791
Yeah, same way analysts give companies insane price targets that make zero sense and aren't rooted in reality. The bull trap only works if you have enough people being bullish to fool the market.

[Anonymous No.56097850]

>>56097841
Remember last year when the war fud was raging and then we mooned for six months? I member

[Anonymous No.56097857]

>>56097841
Hey excuse me for trying to hype my MIC bags.

[Anonymous No.56097860]

>>56097792
>he thinks the correction won't be this year to get it out of the way for elections next year
Like I said - bulltrap.

[Anonymous No.56097863]

>>56097841
>people seriously considering the possibility of WW3
Have you seen Biden, DNC, and RINOs speak for the last 5 years?

[Anonymous No.56097873]

>>56097863
>have you seen their meaningless posturing for the last 5 years

[Anonymous No.56097881]

>>56097860
They will literally do everything they can illegal or not to make sure it doesn't. This is done in order to not let the economy be as big of an issue for voting as they can manage it being. Question is, will the printer work this time?

[Anonymous No.56097887]

>>56097873
>meaningless
yea about a few trillion times/reasons at this point in time.

[Anonymous No.56097888]

>>56097841
I mean i didnt expect russia/ukraine to happen either. But I dont see china starting a WW3 here desu. They may make a run at taiwain which will be a failure the same as russia.

[Anonymous No.56097889]

>>56097863
Hahahahaha goddamn. You need to be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.56097895]

>>56097888
Anyone who didn't expect the Ukraine bullshit has been in a coma since 2014

[Anonymous No.56097920]

>>56097881
You're retarded. If you're running for office what makes more sense, get a correction out of the way before an election year or try desperately to stave it off through hook or crook and leave yourself open to getting buttfucked to death if it corrects downward close to voting day? Holy shit I know politicians are stupid but you should know it's all an act.

[Anonymous No.56097955]

>>56097860
>the global economy revolves around my red team/blue team sport
these are the people youre trading against

[Anonymous No.56097965]

>>56097955
>Red team/blue team
These are the people in charge of monetary policy. Who changed the definition of recession and vaccination on a whim? oh yea... BLUE TEAM.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56097973]

Who's ready for GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN!
>inb4 it won't happen
lol, house freedom caucus will file a motion to vacate if McCuck tries to put up a CR or throw everybody under the omni bus and doesn't put up clean spending bills to be voted on individually.

[Anonymous No.56097978]

>>56097895
No one expected russia to actually do it. Even the pol nooticers watching maidan and such. Everyone thought biden was full of it.

[Anonymous No.56097979]

>>56097965
Jew* team

[Anonymous No.56097987]

>>56097920
>what makes more sense
For this administration? Lie and cover things up until you win again with the MOST VOTES IN RECORDED HISTORY (81 Million) even though you refuse to debate, do press conferences, answer question from press that are not pre-scripted, or be seen in public. Then win, and it doesn't matter how bad the economic drop is when powers is secured... how retarded and new to this are you?

[Anonymous No.56097988]

>>56097965
no theyre at best in charge of fiscal policy and thats only when they can agree, sort of. monetary policy is a different ballgame and you don't get to vote.

[Anonymous No.56097990]

So when all these niggers took money from cashApp do they have to repay that? You know the old saying can't get blood from a stone how is this fine negro gentlemen going to pay this much back?

[Anonymous No.56097993]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.56097995]

>>56097889
not an argument... you cope levels are dropping post by post...

[Anonymous No.56098001]

>>56097965
If we're getting into an argument about who has pulled out the longest knife then we're both idiots for not seeing the guillotine blade hanging above both of them and us. Both parties have the same goals they just let people think reaching those goals was their own idea. I still think anyone saying blue team is retarded enough to not get a correction out of the way before the election year starts is just shitposting, that'd be akin to saying red team is retarded enough to not stack supreme court justices when they know the overton window is slamming shut soon.

[Anonymous No.56098008]

>>56097973
oof

[Anonymous No.56098009]

>>56097990
What are you on about m8

[Anonymous No.56098012]

>>56097988
>onetary policy is a different ballgame and you don't get to vote.
you are right, there is no voting for who is making those decisions.... the winner appoints them (non elected) to those positions, then tells them to make the decisions... Are you a bot or some kind of FED?

[Anonymous No.56098013]

>>56097987
>how retarded and new to this are you?
Retarded and new enough to know every country on earth with a GDP big enough to buy a sandwich hires hundreds of thousands and sometimes more than a million paid shitposters, and what they shitpost about extends well into politics and finance.

[Anonymous No.56098015]

>>56097993
Not checking

[Anonymous No.56098017]

>>56098001
they are both bad, its true.

[Anonymous No.56098019]

>>56097993

[Anonymous No.56098023]

>>56097990
Nigga spent the GDP of the solar system lmao.

[Anonymous No.56098025]

>>56098009

There was a big cash app glitch recently that many black men took advantage of thinking they got free money, now they are all in debt to cash app.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSbbgt6cA5Y

[Anonymous No.56098044]

>>56097993
-.12%, coulda been worse

[Anonymous No.56098047]

>>56098025
>give retards unlimited money on demand from their phone
>be surprised when they use a shitload of it
>make 'em pay it all back with interest
Usury by another name desu

[Anonymous No.56098051]

>>56098012
monetary orthodoxy long precedes and will long succeed whichever guy your team or theirs appoints to sit in the chair.

[Anonymous No.56098053]

>>56097993
>+2.60%
It's been a good month, lads

[Anonymous No.56098057]

>>56098051
no shit sherlock- also, your 33.3333333% chance of a soft landing isnt happening.

[Anonymous No.56098059]

>>56097993
+0.34% LFG

[kill simps !!U0QyIdUINCT No.56098070]

Test

[Anonymous No.56098071]

>>56098057
so why are you bringing something as mindnumbingly dumb as politics into an economics and finance thread? voting should be seen as a filter for fucktards.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56098073]

>>56098008
It's going to be glorious. We're going to defund the IRS, defund entitlements, defund the Ukraine and Make America Great Again!!!

[Anonymous No.56098082]

>>56098071
Go back and read what I wrote.
>monetary orthodoxy long precedes... (changes definitions of long proceeding monetary orthodoxies)- AAACCK

[Anonymous No.56098084]

>>56097993
-7%

[Anonymous No.56098093]

>THE SOFT LANDING IS REAL
>THE PIVOT IS HAPPENING
>INFLATION IS COOLING
>UKRAINE IS WINNING
>RECESSION HAS BEEN AVOIDED
>DXY IS GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.56098104]

What kind of black swan would actually crash the market at this point? Is there really a line of dominos set up to crash the economy like in 2006/2007?

[Anonymous No.56098111]

>>56098093
thas rite

[Anonymous No.56098113]

I dont feel good about buying VT and VOO and I don't know why. Like VT just follows the broader stock market and if it crashes VT just follows suit. No different than holding qqq so what is the appeal?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56098121]

>>56098104
well word around town is the north koreans are going to supply the russians with nukes to use in the ukraine.

[Anonymous No.56098126]

>>56098104
There either isn't or it is so miniscule at this point in time that it's still undetected.
Just look at where the VIX is at. Perceived risk has almost been eliminated.

[Anonymous No.56098134]

>>56098104
well a counterfeit $20 bill did it last time... Really tough to say these days.

[Anonymous No.56098139]

>>56098104
the very definition of a black swan is that it isn't predictable. the markets hate uncertainty so of something they didn't forsee happen it crashes

[Anonymous No.56098141]

>>56098134
That was a nigger swan not a black swan

[Anonymous No.56098143]

>>56097993
my gamestock is up 713 dollary doos

[Anonymous No.56098147]

>>56098093
>least assblasted bobo
Line will keep going up forever, laddie. Can't stop it

[Anonymous No.56098149]

>>56098113
i hear you - thats why i hold 50% SPY and 50% SH and make gains in one of them every day regardless of market direction

[kill simps !!U0QyIdUINCT No.56098156]

Which of you cunts reported me for writing "test". Fucking triple nigger janny gave me a 1 day.

>>56098104
>black swan
baggot goes bullish

[Anonymous No.56098162]

>>56098082
no they're the same as they've always been under every administration and party throughout the developed world for decades.

[Anonymous No.56098174]

>>56098141
fucking political correctness is now in the animal kingdom? I cant keep track of it all.

[Anonymous No.56098224]

>>56098141
historically disadvantaged swan. it's about time to stop oppressing him too.

[Anonymous No.56098227]

>>56097750
Smartest comment in the whole thread, no responses. Is everyone a bot?

[Anonymous No.56098235]

>>56098143
What about your other stocks?

[Anonymous No.56098236]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.56098239]

>>56098236
Tranny

[Anonymous No.56098243]

>>56098162
>they've always been under every administration
explain the change in definition of recession from this administration and last one....

[Anonymous No.56098252]

>>56098236
Imagine the smell of her asshole

[Anonymous No.56098257]

today i got fucked
and not in a good way
not one move i made
became a winning play

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56098258]

>>56098224
maybe if he didn't have enough fentanyl in his system to kill an elephant he would still be alive today.

[Anonymous No.56098267]

Nigger swans tongue my dirty anus

[Anonymous No.56098269]

>>56098235
My aapl is down a smidge, but I just started getting into it last month

[kill simps !!U0QyIdUINCT No.56098270]

>>56098252
Apple
ID:sisy in pink

[Anonymous No.56098282]

>>56098093
The landing will be softer than permabears expect and a lot worse than permabulls would ever happen and all the messaging I've seen on it points to it being a particularly shitty correction rather than a crash, the pivot is not happening for a long time although I wouldn't be surprised if things get paused at a higher rate for a bit before being tuned up or down as necessary, inflation is actually cooling down from nuclear meltdown levels to a decade of stagflation and raping hoomers on mortgages levels but is still a going concern and monitored closely, ukraine not being a parking lot when they were going up against the 2nd largest military on the planet and dragging things out for years is basically winning and I don't care to discuss the conflict further than that as it's largely a distraction, a recession has absolutely not been avoided but a depression has been successfully prevented, and DXY is subject to so many factors caring about it moving up or down in anything less than a 10% swing is an exercise in insanity.

I'm sorry but the world just isn't ending.

[Anonymous No.56098287]

>>56098104
If it turns out the memestock kids are right and they ripped to insane numbers that'd probably fuck things up pretty good.

[Anonymous No.56098289]

>>56098252
>sisY

[Anonymous No.56098290]

Hello?

[Anonymous No.56098294]

>>56098282
>2nd largest military
opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.56098297]

spy still looking really funky especially on the daily. It looks like it's weakening so i'm more bearish in general.

[Anonymous No.56098303]

>>56098294
If you're going off what they said they had they'd have been the second largest in equipment and third in manpower. Reality is often different than what people say it is and that was a tongue in cheek jab.

[Anonymous No.56098310]

>>56096546
Am I supposed to see a merchant in this thumbnail or has 4chan changed me

[Anonymous No.56098318]

>>56098303
No

[Anonymous No.56098325]

If spy dumps will any of you acknowledge that higher inflation isn’t bullish

[Anonymous No.56098328]

>>56098310
It is just a witch anon. Get a grip

[Anonymous No.56098329]

>>56098310
That subconscious imagery is left open to interpretation of the viewer.
The image is in reference to the triple witching event this Friday.

[kill simps No.56098333]

>>56098289
Sisy coq, even. May have found the faggotest id of all time.

[Anonymous No.56098347]

>>56098297
I love how often TA literally looks like a parody of itself.

[Anonymous No.56098359]

>>56098347
pretty sure that guy is shitposting, just ignore him

[Anonymous No.56098363]

>>56097763
>could
COULD
>COULD
could

[Anonymous No.56098368]

>>56098359
yeah but you could post that on eToro or something and boomers would discuss it seriously

[Anonymous No.56098377]

>>56098257
PoemAnon? I like the cadence here.

[Anonymous No.56098380]

>>56098347
>>56098359
I'm serious with my TA, my reasoning is that it failed to break upwards on those two pumps that are circled in white, and is potentially producing a lower high which could seal the deal on there less buyers and more sellers.

[kill simps No.56098390]

>>56098325
This is textbook stagflation.
The difference between now and the 1970s is the debt to GDP is far higher, so keeping interest rates high will probably lead to deflation eventually.
Also, inverted yield curve.

[Anonymous No.56098393]

>>56098377
Thanks, I don't

[Anonymous No.56098400]

Tlry is also looking weird. I'm goombling on this one with 5-6 dollar puts.

[Anonymous No.56098418]

Baking...
>Also how in the FUCK did we only go through 2 threads today?

[Anonymous No.56098420]

>>56098282
>I'm sorry but the world just isn't ending.
Most permanently based and non-retarded thing ever said in this thread

[kill simps No.56098439]

Also double top on the US10Y. Idk if it will actually reverse here though. The Fed will eventually have to print once deflation becomes a risk. But if the 10y yield keeps rising that also creates bad conditions for the future. Imagine when the US debt starts rolling over at 7-10% interest.

[Anonymous No.56098446]

>>56098418
This general is more dead than those Nazca aliens.
Crab market kills the fun. Low VIX so can't even sell calls.

[Anonymous No.56098455]

>The risk of a global recession over the next 12 to 18 months is close to a "coin flip," per PIMCO.

[Anonymous No.56098456]

>>56098282
>I'm sorry but the world just isn't ending.
It's only going to turn into something that'll make you wish it had

[Anonymous No.56098459]

dumped my first i bond this month, and I'll have another one to dump every month for the next 4 months
comfy
Bought a little bit of VGLT but mostly gonna keep in money market fund, safe 5% is nice

[Anonymous No.56098465]

>>56098257
>not just getting 4.9% daily accrued from HOOD while patiently awaiting the season transitional BOIL dipparino

[Anonymous No.56098466]

You bought Oracle, right?

[Anonymous No.56098486]

>>56098466
I sold TSLA and bought SOXL.

[Anonymous No.56098504]

>>56098456
only for masochists that prefer the status quo so I'm not particularly worried.

[kill simps No.56098509]

>>56098282
The world isn't ending but life is going to end for a lot of people in the world.
There are too many macro data points telling us shit is very bad right now and won't be resolved without serious pain.

If you're still in the pause/pivooot paradigm then that's a sign to me that you're very dumb and also new.

[Anonymous No.56098543]

>>56098509
Millions of browns.

[Anonymous No.56098548]

Billions must brown.

[Anonymous No.56098557]

>>56098509
Read more, kneejerk react less. Rates will stay at 5% or higher for years to come and while that's bullish for humanity it's very bearish for the markets between the shitshow in bonds and inverted yields. I'm not saying it's going to be sunshine and roses, it's going to suck fucking ass, but I've just seen too many idiots going around saying the shit and piss five trillion is gonna be at 900 and nukes will be flying tomorrow and I'm sick of it. It's a hyperbolic overreaction to the current messaging that things are fine because one last big bulltrap is desperately needed. If YOU can't see that and are calling me dumb or new then you can't see the forest for the trees and need to lurk more.

[Anonymous No.56098568]

>>56098455
yer gettin' yer cock sucked, kid

[Anonymous No.56098586]

faking

[Anonymous No.56098588]

Millions and billions and millions of stars. Brown stars must perish before this universe can create new solar systems. Carl Sagan told me this in between FOMC meetings, just before he died

[Anonymous No.56098592]

>>56098588
Jerome I think you ate too much acid at Dead shows.

[kill simps No.56098626]

>>56098557
>for years to come
Unlikely. I'm obviously against hyperbole but you're ignoring obvious shit like the jobs market being fucked (look up any metric, especially job openings, I'll post them in a thread tomorrow if I cbf), the badly inverted yield curve, the way oil can't catch a bid even after retarded levels of supply cuts (the SPR releases stopped and it still won't go past 90, Saudi want it at 100 otherwise they are not making "enough"), China being fucked.
There are other data points but you should focus on jobs, the yield curve and China if you care about this, those are the biggest tells.

[Anonymous No.56098632]

>>56098568
Cock suction courtesy of Janey Robbins is much more preferable than this market.
>>56097993
I did all that I could - I added a three figure deposit to my Roth.

[kill simps No.56098638]

Uh, baking desu. Do not baka.

[Anonymous No.56098665]

>>56098632
look at that coke snorter

[Anonymous No.56098666]

My boss brought DNUT to work today and I ate 5 of them but I had been kind of sort of dieting the last couple of months and my blood sugar has spiked out the wazoo and basically I am going to drink part of a bangs and go hit the gym if my heart explodes I want to say fuck you to you guys one last time.

[Anonymous No.56098677]

>>56098626
We're at record low unemployment in what would be a recession had the definition of the word not been changed, it is the biggest bulltrap anyone has seen or likely will see for a long time as it's the same conditions as right before '08 kicked off. Things will be bad. It's just not going to be the end of the world and there's still enough runway left that people will forget even reading this and go right back to being gigabullish in spite of being imminently heemed.

[Anonymous No.56098686]

>>56098666
Godspeed and checked cursed digits

[Anonymous No.56098711]

>>56098666
You'll be fine, Lucifer.

[Anonymous No.56098729]

>>56098677
I'm thinking mid 2024 shit hits the fan. Summer goes crazy with oil in 2024 and we all shid and fard ourselves as treasuries still haven't become more favorable.

Meanwhile US just prints and prints Ukraine funding going into the election. I see where you're coming from.

But what's your end date? When does this hurt? 2024? Late 2024? Tomorrow?

[kill simps No.56098755]

>>56098677
>unemployment
That by itself doesn't tell you there's growth or stability in the economy, dumbass. If everyone is employed but doing shit-tier jobs then that's still bad. If you're saying it's a bull trap then you agree it's bad, we just differ on the scale. I think there has been gross underestimation of how bad and how long the recession will be by major parties including the Fed. Go see Jeff Sniders recent videos on how they ignore and even downright refuse to call a recession in the face of evidence, even after it's fucking happened. And these are the people who will eventually be looked to for a solution. So no it's not going to be a simple one and done type ending.
We're going to see interesting times.
>>56098729
I think March 2024 is when things will become apparent to Joe Normal about how bad things actually are. Like, many people already know and feel the pain but it's being largely ignored because America is mostly okay for now. But it won't stay that way as more businesses start cutting workers. Normaloids are going to actually start losing their minds quite badly around Q1 2024.

[Anonymous No.56098771]

>>56098666
I hope that Bangs is ice cold.

[Anonymous No.56098781]

i would love to share an ice cold Bangs with the Buffster

[Anonymous No.56098796]

If no-one bakes, this will be the last /smg/

[kill simps No.56098802]

>>56098796
Baking

[Anonymous No.56098808]

>>56098802
I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.56098811]

>>56098802
i don't want to post in a thread by someone with the ID 'fucknugget'

[Anonymous No.56098817]

>>56098333
history was made today

[Anonymous No.56098819]

>>56098796
Good
I don't deserve frens in the real world, and I don't deserve any online either

[Anonymous No.56098821]

>>56098802
You fool, you've doomed us all

[Anonymous No.56098823]

>>56098729
Sometime before November so there's a full year between the correction and the elections. I just do not accept that blue team would try to prop things up until the election was over to pass it to the next guy when that would leave them open to being outmaneuvered and it happening at the worst possible time.
>>56098755
>If you're saying it's a bull trap then you agree it's bad, we just differ on the scale.
That is the case yes, apologies for the confusion. Record low unemployment in a recession is not a good sign. As for the rest of what you said - what the fed says and what it does are two different things. Do you think shit would be okay if the federal fucking reserve came out and said shit's fucked? It'd be a self-fueling fire.

[Anonymous No.56098833]

>>56098781
I would way rather have an ice cold Bangs with tickers TAY and TAY.

[kill simps No.56098841]

>>56098821
But have I baked it though? I only said I baked to drag out the time until thread death and to stop others from baking. So I'm actually helping to kill /smg/.

[Anonymous No.56098853]

Baking

[Anonymous No.56098860]

>>56098819
>believing Satan's lies that he puts into your head and you repeat

[Anonymous No.56098864]

new
>>56098863
>>56098863
>>56098863

[Anonymous No.56098873]

Hear me out.

Buying unity stocks right now sounds like a good and funny idea.

[kill simps No.56098876]

>>56098823
>It'd be a self-fueling fire.
Oh I agree. This is the kind of thing Snider talks about a lot, self fulfilling prophecy etc. The thing is, the public loses more confidence in these institutions each time we go through a 2008 crisis. They're skating on thin ice, the economy hasn't recovered globally since 2008 (another thing Snider goes through all the time).
So they can't really pretend that shits not fucked anymore without people actually just starting a 4th Reich in America. There's going to come a moment where the penny drops and Joe Normal sees what's happened.

[Anonymous No.56098944]

>>56098860
It's not Satan telling me that, it's me

[Anonymous No.56098989]

>>56098944
I've told you and told you to tell yourself better shit.
SIMPLE
AS

[Anonymous No.56099075]

>>56098989
Yes but it's hard to do that when every day I'm a fuckup

[Anonymous No.56099107]

>>56099075
>I'm a fuckup
This is what you keep repeating to yourself so you believe it. Do more breathing and focusing on deep inhalations/exhalations, maybe *make less moves* for a while, just be patient and wait for the right ones. It's more difficult to "fuck up" when you're just sitting there breathing, being patient. It's a lot easier to "fuck up" when you constantly try to force things.

[Anonymous No.56099189]

>>56098486
Can’t believe I missed TSLA and NVDA…

[Anonymous No.56099197]

>>56097448
buy AAPL when it hits $172
this is the play

[Anonymous No.56099227]

>>56099107
It's not just stocks, the entire rest of my life is all fuckups too. Pretty sure my life peaked about 8 years ago and now I'm completely regressing

[Anonymous No.56099244]

>>56099227
Yeah but the principle applies and you have to apply it to the most direct and easiest aspects first then let it pond water ripple out from there.

[Anonymous No.56099688]

How do you do fellow gold stackers?