/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56084818]

futes edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.56084847]

short NVDA

[Anonymous No.56084848]

My Roth transfer to robinhood is complete. 124 shares of O and 2 shares of SCHD. The rest is single $250 contribution basket trade.

[Anonymous No.56084856]

>>56084848
My bi-weekly recurring basket

[Anonymous No.56084868]

Short tech and long oil

[Anonymous No.56084871]

I'm getting BTFO in premarket.

[Anonymous No.56084876]

BORING, i'LL HAVE A NAP (EU)

[Anonymous No.56084877]

>>56084848
$70 IRA match

[Anonymous No.56084899]

>futes

[Anonymous No.56084921]

>>56084835
The same way the gold ponzi failed at the end of the day. Those market makers are arrogant, removed from really idiots that are certainly going to hang side by side with the rest of ivory tower Louis XVI

[Anonymous No.56084926]

I hope you burgers slurp that shit on EU up, so that I can short later when I wake up. Thanks

[Anonymous No.56084929]

I miss schizo bull market

[Anonymous No.56084930]

everything will not be ok today. futes will be correct. it will be worse than futes. screen cap this.

[Anonymous No.56084940]

Janny shut down the fucking markov chain bots

[Anonymous No.56084967]

What time is the Apple product "event"?

[Anonymous No.56085038]

>>56084967
>"event"
nonvent

[Anonymous No.56085055]

>>56084967
10am PT

[Anonymous No.56085082]

I wonder how are things going for anons
>polish anon which was slurping oil near bottom
>options anon which made two or so yolo plays then I think wrecked himself with the third one
>anon which "slurped" MARA on Friday

[Anonymous No.56085097]

>>56085082
How about you go gather data somewhere else, like deep up your rectum

[Anonymous No.56085103]

>>56084868
You don't need to think. Just long Crox and you will be a millionaire

[Anonymous No.56085112]

>>56085082
Wait who was options anon? Pls don't tell me it was me...

[Anonymous No.56085114]

>>56085103
>t. Third world baggie
Yeah the southern Europe is also third world, same goes for mexico and the rest of the Spanish and Portuguese speaking world

[Anonymous No.56085118]

Wasn't cpi release 15 min ago? or is it in 45 min?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56085119]

Markets are down again this morning on renewed fears of some chink on twink action.

[Anonymous No.56085120]

>>56085055
thanks anon, what a shit timezone btw

[Anonymous No.56085147]

>>56085118
cpi release is tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56085149]

>>56085114
Heydude sales have doubled since Crox acquisition an its on its way to a diversified 1B usd business. Even in the most bearish scenario in which Crocs sandals drop back to 1B the company is still cheap and with the best ROE of the entire fashion industry. Keep seething faggot

[Anonymous No.56085156]

What do we think about TLS?

[Anonymous No.56085163]

Another day. Took the day off. I mean really I didn't have to. I do "nothing" at work anyway so I'd get my relaxation in regardless but still sometimes you just need a day to chill. Just sipping on some coffee with no plan for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.56085167]

>>56085149
>Advertising and begging
Gtfobthirdie

[Anonymous No.56085172]

>>56085163
what % did you plug in for expected rate of return

[Anonymous No.56085173]

>>56085163
>falling for the retirement account carrot on a stick meme
>as the entire western world halts its existence and is overtaken by brown subhumans
ngmi

[Snip-Sama No.56085174]

First for NVDA at $100/share EOY

[Anonymous No.56085178]

>>56084877
1 percent match
Damn nigga working at McDonald's or what? Good job saving the schmoney tho

[Anonymous No.56085186]

>>56085173
B-but anon they are here to pay for the boomer pension pyramid scheme and they are happy to clean boomer asses in the future and totally not as collateral for public debt ponzis or to make the real estate pyramid scheme line go up

[Anonymous No.56085212]

>>56085174
based

[Anonymous No.56085230]

Alright, so if the vix doesn't rise at the end of day I really don't know what to think of this market

[Anonymous No.56085231]

So is Apple gonna pump today after announcing a new phone that weighs 1 gram less with the same features but they mention AI a thousand times in the press release?

[Anonymous No.56085235]

>>56084877
Get 3% matching with Gold. I'm trying to convince my son to move his to HOOD from Schwab.

[Anonymous No.56085236]

>>56085230
vix is trash now because of 0dte options

[Anonymous No.56085252]

>>56085236
You should repeat it more often

[Anonymous No.56085253]

>>56085103
>Crox
bait - jail shoes

[Anonymous No.56085259]

>>56085230
I cut my uvxy calls because they only go down. Forget vix, if it ever shoots up just short it.

[Anonymous No.56085267]

>>56085231
i really need a NEW phone

[Anonymous No.56085276]

bought llap at 1.30 month ago and I can;'t play since cuz it dropped to like 1.15 , some guy here memed me to buy this shit. but now it jumped to 1.4, should I sell for $300 profit or hold?

[Anonymous No.56085277]

Jannies it's time to ban the crapple advertising and begging crowd that tries its "hey fellow user" sthick

[Anonymous No.56085288]

>>56085276
You need to finally fuck off faggot and try your shit on reddit or shitter. Your thread series failed. Now go kys

[Anonymous No.56085289]

baby if your lonely
call me
because I like you
to call me
baby

[Anonymous No.56085296]

is there a way to get rid of the ukrainian male migrants who came in last year, so they get vaned back to ukraine to the front?

[Anonymous No.56085302]

>>56085288
I am not him u fucking faggot I actually fell for this dude memes, i am a victim FUCK YOU RETARD
I am asking if i should cash on $300 or hold
PISS OFF maggot

[Anonymous No.56085305]

>>56085296
No. Same as every other import, the only reason they got imported is to keep the pyramid scheme ok f real estate stable and to have a bunch of human collateral for the public spending ponzi schemes

[Anonymous No.56085306]

what'll happen in markets today?

[Anonymous No.56085313]

>>56085302
Sure. If you fell for that advertising faggot nobody can help you. Leave the pyramid scheme that is the stock market, never buy ponzi papers again

[Anonymous No.56085317]

>>56085306
red "in anticipation of the CPI report" -reuter

[Anonymous No.56085320]

>cpi comes in at 3.7
>powell announces emergency 75 bepis rape hike
>yellen issues another 20b of treasuries
>yields blast over 5%
>limit down
rate my porno

[Anonymous No.56085329]

>>56085317
This Reuters advertising translated:
Pleae provide short liquidity for tomorrow
Somebody paid for that advertising

[Anonymous No.56085332]

>>56085313
lmao how am i suppose to get rich than? by waging? how is fiat not ponzi? everything is ponzi, this world is ponzi, jobs are ponzi, ur family life is ponzi

even if u get 100k wagie job and save all u will never accumate money.
go educate yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J6BQDKiYyM

[Anonymous No.56085334]

I said BUY EU, not sell it again.

[Anonymous No.56085335]

>>56085320
Limit down for bonds. Nasdaq will probably pump on that news

[Anonymous No.56085337]

>>56085097
??

[Anonymous No.56085340]

>>56085317
No no, it's
>slip as key cpi data awaited

[Anonymous No.56085346]

>>56085332
>Posts jewtube advertising
I knew it's you. You need to fuck off and kys

[Anonymous No.56085352]

>>56085340
you're a better journalist than me

[Anonymous No.56085353]

>>56085305
poland talked about it at least
also ukraine is seething about them hard and WANTS to take them back because they are running out of meat.
there are plents of those fuckers running around, mostly either orcs or homosexual looking.
the difference is between them and the other imports is tho, that conscientious objection isnt really a reason for "asylum"

[Anonymous No.56085358]

>>56085346
fuck off reported you for toxic unwelcoming behavior

[Anonymous No.56085363]

>>56085337
Do you fucking (((community))) fags really think you are invisible? Like the stinking hedgie inside here posing as hey fellow user or the crapple advertisers. Just because this is an "anon" board, anon isn't stupid. Piss back off to shitter and stay there. Or even better go to your incestuous tgs a d shitcords and stay there

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56085362]

>>56085296
please don't get me started, i don't wanna get b& again.

[Anonymous No.56085364]

>>56085352
No, that's literally what Reuters posted.

[Anonymous No.56085376]

>>56085362
kek

[Anonymous No.56085379]

>>56085353
They wont let them go. Same as the over invested boomer bankers whose entire scamconomy relies on the real estate and public spending ponzi won't let the rest go. At the end of the day there is no way around industrial killing of the imports and the boomers banksters

[Anonymous No.56085380]

put everything on nvda puts yesterday, wish me luck retards

[Anonymous No.56085383]

>>56085302
Reminds me that yesterday morning I actually saw an "it's over" article about TTOO show up in my MSN news feed yesterday.

[Anonymous No.56085384]

>>56085296
report them to the pentagon, they have dying for israel to get to!

[Anonymous No.56085385]

Brappygas bros, I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.56085388]

>>56085380
I think it's bad move since they are overvalued

[Anonymous No.56085393]

>>56085384
"they" are rather going to find a diplomatic solution to the stimulus package for the military industrial complex than to let their real estate pyramid scheme and public spending ponzi crash

[Anonymous No.56085395]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.56085396]

>>56085388
i saw a bunch of wsb'ers wanting to bag for them yesterday so i'm thinking down for the week

[Anonymous No.56085398]

>>56085385
Nah, other than some miracle rip out of nowhere it's going to trend downward into a seasonal transitional trough.

[Anonymous No.56085402]

>>56085167
t. dies from diabetes paying 50.000 USD a month on ozempic and insulin
Truly the developed world

[Anonymous No.56085411]

>>56085172
Huh. I didn't plug in anything. That's the actual rate of my 401 this year.

[Anonymous No.56085412]

>>56085395
>02
>>56085398
Yeah, what I really meant was it's pumped just enough for me to get out of UNG with a respectable profit.

[Anonymous No.56085414]

>>56085363
no idea what you on about anon
bad day?

[Anonymous No.56085415]

Imagine thinking Biden's economy will report bad numbers until they get the market move they want then revise the living shit out of it later.

[Anonymous No.56085418]

>>56085395

[Anonymous No.56085422]

Ok FuboTV, start to make your way back up despite DIS trying to F you over.

[Anonymous No.56085424]

>>56085402
South America and southern Europe have higher rates of diabetes than central, western and northern Europe. Piss off bag advertiser

[Anonymous No.56085425]

Bullish on Bed Bath and Beyond. I saw a ton of people going inside this weekend.

[Anonymous No.56085426]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.56085432]

the vix is at it again,right? always fucking dying

[Anonymous No.56085433]

>>56085424
But you are literally a mutt with sky high diabetes and obesity you dumb retarded fag

[Anonymous No.56085435]

>>56085414
Playing stupid? Keep playing stupid (((community))) faggot. Gtfo your kind never belonged on an anon imageboard. Go leech data somewhere else and try your community managing herding somewhere else

i'm sick of you faggots that killed the internet. Marketing worldwide needs to lose its jobs

[Anonymous No.56085439]

>>56085412
Oh man kick ass! Blessed! I sold some UNG at a profit last night that I bought the night before. Anything bought after 8pm starts a new day, so I waited till after 8pm the next to sell it and not use a day trade. I recall the other day you were hoping for an exit on it.

[Anonymous No.56085446]

>>56085433
That's why faggots like you don't belong on an anon board. You are assuming while I know thanks to you idiot posting your retarded screencap

Fuck off advertiser and kys. I'm not going to dox you yet, I know who you are, you worked for telefonica

[Anonymous No.56085452]

Who the fuck is buying this piece of shit market? Can't be only algo right?
I'm becoming shizo

[Anonymous No.56085454]

SMG is really going downhill

[Anonymous No.56085455]

>>56085435
holy shit dude no one cares about your thoughts and you are not special nor do you have an affect on anything. give it a rest you petulant child.

[Anonymous No.56085457]

And just like that SOXL will never be red again

[Anonymous No.56085463]

>>56085439
Only 5% but profit is profit. I'll scoop up some more when it dips enough.

[Anonymous No.56085464]

>>56085454
it's your fault

[Anonymous No.56085472]

>>56085455
You need to fuck off community faggots
Again
Stay on your fucking advertising and begging platforms, be it shitter or your shitcord and tg herding platforms

[Anonymous No.56085474]

>>56085432
dollar up, vix down

[Anonymous No.56085478]

>>56085455
he just feels like arguing

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56085480]

>>56085454
What did you expect? They started letting anybody in here and now the whole place is on par with some 3rd world shithole.

[Anonymous No.56085481]

Dear /SMG/BlogPost,

You suck, this thread is the worst i have seen yet. IDK if Santa will save the market this winter. It wont be nothing; however, idk if it will be enough with these consumer spending, inflation, and debt metrics. Even the FIBanotchy wackos think so.

[Anonymous No.56085482]

Oil above 88, LITERALLY WITHOUT A SHADOW OF DOUBT OVER.

[Anonymous No.56085491]

>>56085474
So does it means Money manager funds, don't hedge anymore, but just stay in cash? I can't believe that, as if they were to sell for cash, they'd dump the market with volume instantly

[Anonymous No.56085493]

WTFWT China

[Anonymous No.56085498]

>>56085425
i wish spirit were a publicly traded company. it would have hilarious seasonal pump and dumps

[Anonymous No.56085499]

>>56085491
It's a narrative they try to spread. Just check the ids of who is trying to spread that narrative. They want your money in 0dte

[Anonymous No.56085502]

volume anyone??

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56085504]

You guys bought that Mullen Automotive like I told you yesterday and Friday right? You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.56085505]

Damn Fubo, recovering nicely.

[Anonymous No.56085509]

>>56085463
5% is not an "only" in my book, as you say:
>profit is profit
Yeah, I'm just waiting patiently for the next buy ins, primarily for BOIL but will take UNG sometimes too. I've been thinking I might start a longer term UNG dca on the side.

[Anonymous No.56085510]

>>56084877
I don't get it. Are you putting 70 dollars in every paycheck?

[Anonymous No.56085512]

>>56085504
>You guys
Interesting you arr one of them. Though you are just a random attention whoring trip faggot

[Anonymous No.56085519]

>>56085082
He should man up and tell his dad
What a fucking pussy
He would further hurt his father by killing himself, cementing his status as a failure and disappointment.

[Anonymous No.56085521]

Wonder how this will end up
>>56080281

[Anonymous No.56085524]

>>56085425
back to your general loser

[Anonymous No.56085527]

>>56084868
I don't care about either of those things I just wish if Tech was going down and Oil up, that tech would actually fucking dive and vice versa. Maybe I'll just swing into tech today and see if it goes up again tomorrow and oil down.

[Anonymous No.56085529]

>>56085524
He posted the same exact post yesterday

[Anonymous No.56085530]

oilchads

[Anonymous No.56085532]

>>56085527
>Frog faglord doesn't know anything
You frog posters are even worse than the hey fellow user advertisers and the community data leeches

[Anonymous No.56085533]

Just rebought NVDA this morning and already up $50. Maybe I'll eat a steak lunch.

[Anonymous No.56085536]

>>56085527
Yo these could fit to my drip, what do you say?

[Anonymous No.56085535]

pennyfipping youtube niggers are ruining the market

[Anonymous No.56085537]

I trust Oracle's fair and rational assessment of the current state of affairs.

[Anonymous No.56085543]

>>56085532
anime posters and goblina posters are worse imo

[Anonymous No.56085544]

>>56085521
he's absolutely fucked, but i still want to see him make it out alive

[Anonymous No.56085546]

>>56085543
All the avatar posters are trash

[Anonymous No.56085554]

What the fuck is ACB mooning for?

[Anonymous No.56085563]

>Oracle dumping
>crude pumping
>yields ripping everyday
>DXY pumping
>indices barely red and will probably end the day green
Everyday the same thing. It's incredible

[Anonymous No.56085564]

>>56085544
I don't understand the thought process tho. If you gonna all in why not pick nasdaq index options or something? At least with these your chances are higher than BBBY

Why willingly pick a play which is stacked against you

[Anonymous No.56085565]

How is oil going up without anyone giving a damn? World's most abundant resource which could very well cost 5$... But of course the big bois need to have their revenue. Doesn't the US have some kind of mechanism for when oil goes above 90?

[Anonymous No.56085576]

>>56085565
SPR release?

[Anonymous No.56085577]

>>56085563
It's just (((market makers))) swapping capital between one mega cap to the other. Typical end of a pyramid scheme in collapse with no liquidity coming for it

[Anonymous No.56085579]

>>56085554
>Cannabis

[Anonymous No.56085581]

why doesn't DIS pay a dividend? it's a boomer stock with shit growth

also VW
>P/E ratio 5.25
>dividend yield 7%
I might slurp

[Anonymous No.56085588]

SHORT APPLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2acmVoTOBE

[Anonymous No.56085591]

>>56085565
>Doesn't the US have some kind of mechanism for when oil goes above 90?
Yeah it's called pumping our own oil, but the Democrats have squashed that for tree hugging hippies and their delusional idea that electric cars is better when the resource gathering is actually worst than drilling for oil.

[Anonymous No.56085596]

>>56085564
it's funnier this way. anybody can blow up their account on options plays. it takes a true retard to go all in on a failing brick and mortar store the day before a court hearing to determine if they should care at all about their shareholders

[Anonymous No.56085597]

I bought QRTEA yesterday to see what would happen and I'm up $5(five) american dollars now

[Anonymous No.56085605]

>>56085588
sirs it is our time

[Anonymous No.56085612]

>>56084818
Am I fucked

[Anonymous No.56085616]

>>56085591
It's not for hippies. It's kick back policy for parts of the oil industry after financing the dncs election rigging. The consumer has to pay

[Anonymous No.56085618]

>>56085612
Am I going to make it

[Anonymous No.56085620]

The Vix crush degeneracy will never end

[Anonymous No.56085625]

[Anonymous No.56085630]

>>56085588
This is only an issue if India is was a shithole. India is a superpower (has been since 2020) and have landed on the moon. Non issue. Buy AAPL.

[Anonymous No.56085634]

Someone repost the September by trading day figure

[Anonymous No.56085637]

I have $500 to invest, what's the play? I need 10x by Friday for tuition payment or I get kicked out of uni.

[Anonymous No.56085641]

I am too addicted with making new characters. I have never once seen what this game is like beyond the base 3 acts. It's just so satisfying to start with nothing and gradually get better stuff and going "well this is better than nothing" as I use whatever works for a build I go in blind with. I have at least one character of each class that I am leveling in tandem currently.

[Anonymous No.56085644]

>>56085637
Scratch tickets.

[Anonymous No.56085650]

>>56085637
>what's the play
Crocks

[Anonymous No.56085656]

>>56085630
>t. Pajeet hey fellow user marketeer
Commit suicide baggie jeet

[Anonymous No.56085659]

>>56085637
Walk into your nearest bank and offer the head a blowjob if he'll give you a loan for the payment

[Anonymous No.56085670]

>>56085620
Even knowing this, I'm not comfortable shorting it because it's so low

[Anonymous No.56085686]

>>56085581
Stellantis is better than VW if you want low PE and high dividend. Stellantis Enterprise value is basically its market cap and you have an 8% dividend too

[Anonymous No.56085691]

>>56085670
Go on. They want your liquidity. They have been propagating vix shorting now for a week. It's certainly not a trick

[Anonymous No.56085700]

>>56085082
I'm sure they're doing fine. I've made plenty of shit calls and I'm still ok.
Even if you blow up, it makes no difference.
Zero is just a number. None of this makes any difference unless you withdraw your gains.

[Anonymous No.56085704]

>>56085691
You can really trust the advertising community trip and avatar faglords itt. They just want your best and have only your financial interests in mind
They are totally not desperate hired faggots trying to advertise for their clients

[Anonymous No.56085708]

This Friday
>cannabis.

[Anonymous No.56085710]

>>56085630
>superpower
*supershithole

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56085715]

>>56085708
>implying people will have money to spend on recreational drugs

[Anonymous No.56085716]

>>56085708
>Advertising and begging

[Anonymous No.56085721]

>>56085708
What's this about, it's already legal there.

[Anonymous No.56085722]

Hahahahahahaha I just saw that the mainstream media is whipping up fud about a government shutdown AGAIN. Jesus christ can they really just do it every six months and people will go along with it? Bunch of retards

[Anonymous No.56085723]

>>56085721
>Federal

[Anonymous No.56085725]

>>56085641
I already know you are talking baulders gate 3. Shits hype. I’m still on first play through, in act 3. Bard/sorc. (8/4). Being able to twin cast a lvl 6 chromatic orb is cash.

[Anonymous No.56085737]

>>56085620
Can you explain this? What the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.56085740]

>>56085725
Sales speak for themselves. total flop

[Anonymous No.56085745]

>>56085737
Peters little glow niggers for poors with too much budget to blow are angry that they fail to convince with coercion, threats and even blowing sugar in anons ass

[Anonymous No.56085754]

why are some anons focusing so much on vix when you can just short the stock indexes

[Anonymous No.56085761]

>>56085716
Listen, you mentally ill faggot. I hope whatever money you are losing is gone for good. You are over 5% of this thread. I am posting legit information that is very relevant to the cannabis industry. I didn’t even post a ticker.
>>56085740
>>56085745
Here is the attention you so crave you edge lord you. Hey, post your your portfolio so I can add it to my loss pron folder.

[Anonymous No.56085764]

>>56085754
>Plox provide short liquidity on our manipulated index shit
>Plox buy our etf scams
>Come on anon buy our bags
It's another annoying transparent attempt at behaviorism. Charlatanerie

[Anonymous No.56085765]

>>56085754
People get hooked on whatever magic numbers seem to work for them.
Same reason people trade BOIL when you could just buy the futures.

[Anonymous No.56085773]

>>56085761
Oh are you angry that you lost all credibility on this board. Hey you can just piss off into your little cabals on shitcord or wherever or go get ignored on shitter

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56085774]

I can't wait till these limp dick pro-pot legalization faggots get their houses broken into by drug addicts looking to steal shit so they can sell it and go get high. They'll get what they fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.56085778]

>>56085764
>chicanery: the use of trickery to achieve a political, financial, or legal purpose.

>charlatan: a person falsely claiming to have a special knowledge or skill; a fraud.

You are a legit retard

[Anonymous No.56085783]

>I slurp wheat
>it collapses
>I slurp wheat again
>it collapses again

[Anonymous No.56085784]

>>56085778
The methodology used is pseudo scientific and follows the canon of behaviorism. That's charlatanerie they sell their clients

[Anonymous No.56085786]

>>56085773
Take your medication or go in a warm bath, take some Tylenol, and run the blade along the tracks. The world would be simpler like that! Or you could stop being a mentally ill faggot.

[Anonymous No.56085787]

>>56085765
but UNG and BOIL are easier than actually trading the futures
vix isnt

[Anonymous No.56085794]

>>56085786
Oh it said the line. Don't you want to say something about weeks too?

[Anonymous No.56085795]

>>56085784
So what stocks are you invested in again? What options did you buy? How much money did you lose to end up being a total psycho today?

[Anonymous No.56085799]

>>56085577
Yeah I realized that recently. AAPL will dump and everyone will pile into META. Then META will dump and everyone goes back into the AAPL. Yesterday everyone piled into TSLA and today it looks like INTC

[Anonymous No.56085800]

>>56085794
>>56085784
This mentally ill faggot is legit replying to itself. I am both befuddled and howling with laughter.

[Anonymous No.56085801]

>36 posts by this ID
>all of them are just raging out, freaking out, attacking longtime regulars
>projecting schizophrenia into the thread
Yes.. there are gov't shills that post here.. but unironically, you managed to reply to the only ones that aren't paid shills. Bravo.

[Anonymous No.56085804]

>>56085795
>Please provide information
How about you suck my dick
>Why are you fucking up our little operation
Because I can and you start to be annoying with your transparent shit show here

[Anonymous No.56085811]

>>56085783
switch to daily or weekly and see whether EMA is going up or down
do not enter positions which are counter to EMA

you are welcome

[Anonymous No.56085812]

UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WTFWT

[Anonymous No.56085817]

>>56085804
so what are your thoughts about stocks on the stock messaging board?
>suck my my dick
I guess I can suggest LFAP as a starting ticker for you. You gotta stick to what you know when you first start investing, also, it helps to be over 18 when talking money. It’s not your fault, you just don’t know any better because your are young, dumb, and full of cum.

[Anonymous No.56085821]

>>56085783
We have a surplus of wheat in these prosperous times, so much so that grocery stores are practically giving away bread and other wheat related foods.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56085826]

>37pbtid

[Anonymous No.56085828]

>>56085804
>37 posts by this ID
Dont take this bulgarian pig breeding forum to serious anon

[Anonymous No.56085830]

>>56085812
Sorry, I bought calls right before that happened. I cursed the momentum.

[Anonymous No.56085831]

>>56085817
>Advertising and begging
Your entire little Peter Pan cabal needs to fuck off and stay in its fucking shitcords and blocked and ignored on shitter

[Anonymous No.56085840]

Imagine taking advice from this board, getting your entire life savings rugged because you honestly thought there were secret insiders giving you tips to become a billionaire like them. Fucking imagine being so mentally ill and retarded. God I love laughing and bullying a faggot.

[Anonymous No.56085841]

what is this shitty price action

[Anonymous No.56085842]

>>56085565
SPR has depleted half its reserves lol good luck trying to keep manipulating the price of oil

[Anonymous No.56085845]

>>56084818
H

[Anonymous No.56085846]

>>56085841
seasonality taking place, hope you are loaded up on shorts while you still can

[Anonymous No.56085847]

>>56085840
Who would do that. Real users, not you, come here to talk economics and markets, not do basically advertising a d data leech operations for disgusting clients

[Anonymous No.56085848]

>>56085831
Anon. Talking about stocks is allowed here.
>YEAH, BUT, THEY'RE ADVERTISING FOR A STOCK!!!
that's allowed.. in this thread..
>YEAH, BUT, THEY ARE GETTING PAID TO TALK ABOUT THE STOCK HERE!!!
that's fine. we can discuss the merits of buying (or selling) or doing nothing with the stock here, instead of attacking the person talking about the stock.
You have shit up this entire thread with your schizophrenia - 38 posts so far
I would rather see them, getting paid to talk about stocks, than see you not getting paid but being a huge faggot disrupting the thread - literally
Why are you being a faggot for free?
>I'M SAVING THE THREAD!!
>I'M PUSHING OUT THE SHILL ADVERTISERS!!
No, you're not lol. None of the people you're talking to are advertisers. The cannabis "shill" in particular, has been posting here for almost 3 years. You're just being a huge faggot, and all the long time regulars see it.

[Anonymous No.56085853]

Remember: give two (You)s maximum to a retard then filter so it doesn't devolve into a shitflinging feedback loop
Filter retards and schizos before even giving them a (You)

[Anonymous No.56085855]

>>56085847
I wasnt taking to you ya mentally ill faggot. Go play with some of your DUPLO toys. It’ll make you feel better.

[Anonymous No.56085856]

Listen OXY, it really is time you broke up above resistance. This is like the fourth time in a month we are here and you failed every time. Sick of your shit.

[Anonymous No.56085858]

>>56085235
Bitch what?
You’re a boomer on Robinhood and your son is a zoomer on CS? The fuck?

[Anonymous No.56085859]

>>56085848
Advertising and begging remains advertising and begging, and yes, everyone knows who pays the moderation to let you faggots run wild on here
No wonder the user numbers are at all time lows

You need to fuck off

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56085862]

@56085853
fuck you, i'll give him all the (you)'s I want >>56085847 >>56085831 >>56085745 >>56085764 >>56085577

[Anonymous No.56085871]

[Anonymous No.56085872]

>>56085862
Reported to the UN.
Have fun eating ONIONS and Bugs in prison

[Anonymous No.56085876]

>>56085859
How about you use your big brain of yours to say why it is that the industries being shilled aren’t economically viable or short term profitable
>I’ve yet to say one ticker just promoting the cannabis industry
I enjoy a cuckhold who lost everything freak out about nothing. I am just curious on how much o money causes such a freak out. I bet it was like 70. Dollars or some bullshit. Lmfao

[Anonymous No.56085882]

>>56085859
I don't think you understand what these words mean.
Advertising is making a post with a call to action
"buy XYZ" - talking about a stock / company / trading vehicle is not advertising.
Begging is asking people for free money, donations - either to a crypto address or another online wallet. It is not "begging" to talk about a stock.
>THEY'RE BEGGING US TO BUY THE STOCK!!!
Lol. No, they're not. And even if they were, this isn't against the rules.
You know what is against the rules? Spamming a thread 40 times, derailing the thread, getting into retarded arguments attacking every user in the thread, anyone who disagrees with you is a paid shill
You're a faggot. You think you are helping - you're not.
>USER NUMBERS ARE LOW!!!
Literally, every single person in this thread wishes that you would join the users who have "left" and that you never posted here again - we don't give a shit about what you think, we just want you to stop derailing the thread.

[Anonymous No.56085886]

>>56085882
Well said, plus it is funny to see an autist show us in real time why it doesn’t have any friends.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56085889]

>>56085872
>implying the UN has any power
>laughs russian with a chink accent

[Anonymous No.56085892]

>>56085889
Korean accent. And that’s just the Russain’s begging, according to mark milley!

[Anonymous No.56085898]

>>56085840
4chan is unironically a wellspring of insight. Just gotta learn to separate chaff from wheat.

[Anonymous No.56085908]

>>56085882
So you can run your operation without anybody calling you faggots out. No chance. You leave or this board is just your little cabal and me keep calling you out and making sure this board never returns and every user that might come around instantly leaves, making your operation pointless and puts your influence to 0

Because now its just advertisers advertising to advertisers

[Anonymous No.56085915]

Have you anons finally realized the only way out is to buy TLT and TMF???
>>56085774
No one *HAS EVER* done things like that for pot money, you retarded jew.
At worst they'll turn into low energy beggars.

[Anonymous No.56085919]

WTI is heading to $90
The prophecy is being fulfilled

[Anonymous No.56085921]

Anyone playing this coal stock breakout?

[Anonymous No.56085923]

not having fun

[Anonymous No.56085924]

>>56085908
You are schizophrenic.
as I have already agreed with you >>56085801
there are paid shills on /biz/, in /smg/
however, you have managed in this thread to literally only attack regular, long time lurkers of /smg/, and not a single paid shill
the weed guy you've been attacking for probably 20 posts, he literally has been lurking here since 2020
if you were a longtime user, longtime lurker of /smg/, you would know this - but you're not (lol) - you're clearly a tourist, if you can't even identify longtime /smg/ lurkers

[Anonymous No.56085929]

>Nasd-ACK

[Anonymous No.56085932]

>>56085908
>41 pbtid
what is this a gme thread, fuck outta here

[Anonymous No.56085933]

Wasn't AAPL supposed to pump today with the new phone? what happened?

[Anonymous No.56085935]

QQQ chads what's happening?!?!?! I thought we were the official ETF of sportsball

[Anonymous No.56085938]

>>56085924
You keep huffing on that absolutely retarded community management fag shit. These "users" never belonged on an anonymous imageboard. Internet is truly dead, killed by community management scum like you

[Anonymous No.56085943]

>>56085915
>TLT
Big mistake anon.

[Anonymous No.56085944]

>>56085915
>buying TLT just before a new hike
lmao

[Anonymous No.56085945]

>>56085921
too busy being long oil

[Anonymous No.56085950]

>>56085765
>you could just buy the futures

[Anonymous No.56085954]

>>56085938
okay so what are you doing here

[Anonymous No.56085955]

>>56085945
That's fair.

[Anonymous No.56085960]

>>56085933
Sell the news?
What actually is surprising (to me at least) is that they gave Tesla such a massive buy rating. That is such blatant manipulation. The big investors get together, have a meeting, decide to converge on one stock, say "a new rating: buy and a new target of +50%", and they pump like crazy. Focken hell

[Anonymous No.56085961]

>>56085944
>before a new hike
lmao you dumb, or just a low iq black person?

[Anonymous No.56085970]

>>56085924
Schizo bro is a regular here too, albeit a recent obnoxious addition.

[Anonymous No.56085971]

>>56085961
jpow better get these energy prices under control no cap

[Anonymous No.56085976]

>>56085858
Actually true story!

[Anonymous No.56085977]

>>56085961
buddy.
god. it's just human nature I guess, where the most retarded, least informed individuals (who have just learned the basics for the first time) are the ones who are insulting others the most and talking shit for others "not knowing"
buddy. look at the November meeting.
market is pricing in pause September, hike November about 50-50 - this is the current expectation
now I ask you
>you dumb?

[Anonymous No.56085978]

Stop replying to the schizo and filter him, (You) are the problem.

[Anonymous No.56085979]

Iphone 15 getting launched, time to buy apple?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56085980]

>>56085915
>No one *HAS EVER* done things like that for pot money, you retarded jew.
uhh, yeah people do shit like that all the fucking time you stupid stoner. also, TLT is going to go lower as yields go higher, you're better off just buying the actual T-bills if you want to get bonds.

[Anonymous No.56085985]

*beep beep*
New S&P lows, coming through!

[Anonymous No.56085987]

>>56085954
Fucking the operation up obviously. Calling faggots out, doing what real anon does, not giving an inch to normal faggots like you that try to expand their market
>>56085970
It said the line. And everybody clapped. Gtfo normal faggot

[Anonymous No.56085989]

WEAKASSBITCHMARKET

[Anonymous No.56085996]

>>56085961
let's wait CPI tomorrow and the chance of hike for this one will increase (but might not go that much I give you that), but certainly in November it's gonna happen. Why would you go long TLT if you know in November there'll be another hike?
Oh and btw Oil is ripping even more, which will increase inflation for September again. At that point we will have a confirmation that inflation is picking up again across the board and that the fed need to do more

[Anonymous No.56085997]

>>56085979
Or short it because it's gonna suck
>g-guise we have the most USB-C charging ever
>the new iPhone 15 SXL Deluxe has over 1000% more USB-C charging than ever before!

[Anonymous No.56085998]

all of the anti pot people here are raging alcoholics
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.56085999]

>>56085985
I'm a bobo but wait 5 min, they'll get retarded again.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56086000]

Guys the market is about to drop like a fucking rock, you've got about 5 minutes to sell everything.

[Anonymous No.56086003]

>>56085977
This you?
Regardless, you're just guessing. You even said
>hike November about 50-50
So there MAY be a hike, and MAY NOT be?? LOL
LOW IQ NIGGERS!!! EVERYONE LOOK!!! LOW IQ NIGGERS
>>56085980
filtered.

[Anonymous No.56086007]

>>56085997
They could sell petrified crap in a box and their customer base would still spend $800 on it.

[Anonymous No.56086010]

>>56085979
I can't even remember the last time there was a worthwhile Apple event.
Stock will probably pump anyway, but it won't be me slurping that shit.

[Anonymous No.56086012]

>>56085999
It did make a couple of new low ticks, but I wonder if the market is waiting a little for the Apple event.

[Anonymous No.56086013]

>50/50
See, it's actually not. I'm more likely to be correct, than any of you. HA HA HA HA HA HA

[Anonymous No.56086016]

multi-generational dip is over, buy now or get left behind

[Anonymous No.56086017]

>>56085979
sell the news

[Anonymous No.56086020]

>>56085961
How the heck are these probabilities calculated? How do you know that a hike is priced in? How do they determine this sort of stuff? Seems like complete hogwash to me... or worse, pure manipulation.
I am also of the opinion that JPow won't have the stones to raise. People have adjusted to the inflation... oil and gas is expensive which will affect producer prices --> higher inflation but whatever right? And the service inflation is out of control (and will get even worse now that the annual parts will get updated soon)... but again, whatever right?
Inflation is bullish anyway and is bad only for the lower classes

[Anonymous No.56086028]

>>56086013
Imma see you tomorrow, same time and we'll check the chart together.
Check oil price nigger

[Anonymous No.56086029]

>>56086020
>What is the likelihood that the Fed will change the Federal target rate at upcoming FOMC meetings, according to interest rate traders? Analyze the probabilities of changes to the Fed rate and U.S. monetary policy, as implied by 30-Day Fed Funds futures pricing data.

[Anonymous No.56086034]

>>56086003
No, that's not me. You are just as schizo as the thread shitter ITT. There are literally 1,000 people lurking this thread right now (10x users lurk and don't post)
>are you this one guy out of thousands of people lurking the thread from 4 days ago?
No, lol.
>you're just guessing!
Lmao. I'm not the one who buys Federal Funds futures and makes the markets for Federal Funds futures. The market is "guessing" - the market puts the odds at ~50-50 (this is the best "guess")
I would be willing to wager $10,000 that you just learned about how to look at Fedwatch / see federal funds futures probabilities within the last 30 days, if you went into this conversation, made this post >>56085961 without knowing about the November meeting
You're just parroting shit you've heard other anons in this thread say, without actually knowing the big picture. Anyone ITT worth a damn knew about the November odds without me drawing attention to it, just as anyone worth a damn knows about the May/June timeline for cuts

[Anonymous No.56086038]

>>56086007
Yeah except
>25% of Apple's installed base has not upgraded their unit in four years
They don't all buy the newest stuff

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56086042]

>>56086003
pot smoking loser, have fun never amounting to anything and enjoy your psychosis

[Anonymous No.56086045]

>>56085944
I'm not sure that'd really be bad for TLT if the Fed decided to raise in September against market expectations. They'll be sending the message that a recession is necessary to lower inflation to their target

[Anonymous No.56086046]

>>56085929
>>56085985
such gay and homosexual, dick in the ass market
nothing is happening, its barely moving

[Anonymous No.56086055]

the market is so boring that half of the general has is memeing as schizos to pass the time

[Anonymous No.56086057]

>>56086042
some pot would be really nice now, baggot

[Anonymous No.56086062]

>>56086029
>according to interest rate traders
>as implied by 30-Day Fed Funds futures pricing data
So as I wrote, complete hogwash and wishwash magic... Bloody hell this is stupid

[Anonymous No.56086068]

>APPLE SHARES EXTEND LOSSES AFTER REPORT HUAWEI TECHNOLOGIES IS RAISING H2 SHIPMENT TARGET OF MATE 60 SERIES BY 20%, STOCK DOWN 1.6%
CHINKED
The iPoo can't compete anymore

[Anonymous No.56086076]

Will Oil ever stop? LOL, it will reach 90 by tomorrow, wtf is this

[Anonymous No.56086079]

>>56086020
there are larger banks / institutions / funds that want to hedge their portfolios and their interest rate risk exposure by buying federal funds futures, where if monetary policy strays from their expectation / how their portfolio is positioned, they will be safe (similar to someone buying puts to hedge their portfolio in case the market falls)
for instance, if a bank has a portfolio of assets with floating interest rates and wants to protect itself from rising interest rates, it can short (sell) federal funds futures contracts.
if interest rates do rise, the bank would make a profit on the futures contracts to offset losses on the floating-rate assets
based upon the prices paid for these contracts and the changes day to day on them, they extrapolate the odds - in a similar way to sports betting

[Anonymous No.56086085]

>>56086034
>>56086003
Did you see the leaked JPow prank call? He specifically said in that one their interest rate policy is informed by the interest rate futures.

[Anonymous No.56086087]

>>56086068
how do I invest in the decade of the chinkphones?

[Anonymous No.56086088]

>>56086076
cosmic punishment for holding stocks instead of opening a futures account

[Anonymous No.56086090]

>>56086034
Are you on adderall? You talk like someone who's chalk full of amphetamines, and looking to spew random drugged out bullshit.
All you're saying is that "people already knew about Nov, and I'm just saying what others are saying". But in 1000000 words.
Why? Loser methhead.
TLT is at the bottom. Rates are NOT going higher, and you WILL see at the Sept meeting AND the Nov meeting.
Statiscally speaking, I am more correct, than you are. So only time can prove one of us correct.
Anyone with an IQ higher than 20, will know that rates are more likely to drop/go sideways, than to continue higher.
COPE COPE COPE.

[Anonymous No.56086099]

>>56086076
>Puum ID
Inshalllah brother

[Anonymous No.56086101]

>>56085915
The midwest and walmart is so depressing.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56086103]

>>56086090
there will be more rate hikes, what part of even higher for even longer are you failing to understand? it's like the marijuana has made you fucking delusional or something

[Anonymous No.56086104]

*Now* BOIL's tickling $57 after I already sold almost all of mine in the upper 55s and lower 56s last week!

[Anonymous No.56086112]

>>56086090
If the Fed raises rates at the September and November meetings that could be bullish for TLT. It would mean that higher for longer isn't going to happen, instead the Fed is just going to try and crash the economy as quickly as possible and then start easing again

[Anonymous No.56086113]

>>56086088
?? The SPDR etf or whatever that is almost at the recent high again. Despite Oil being far cheaper than at the start of the war the stocks are back up the highs again

[Anonymous No.56086121]

>>56086113
you and I are working on two very different timeframes here

[Anonymous No.56086122]

>>56085576
SPR is at lowest levels since it started - the catalyst looms

[Anonymous No.56086124]

>>56086104
Shit, tickling $58 already

[Anonymous No.56086125]

Cannabis is getting a pullback, if you want to enter the next day or two is the right moment. We have 6 more weeks until a decision is made on the rescheduling.

[Anonymous No.56086128]

>>56086085
>JPow prank call
No, but I did hear the part where he mentioned hating the jews (you know who you are) in /smg/
You caught that, right?
>>56086101
>The midwest and walmart is so depressing.
I dunno. Based solely off that webm, WMT is definitely a buy.
>>56086112
>crash the economy as quickly as possible and then start easing again
Naw.

[Anonymous No.56086127]

>>56086090
post your TLT position

[Anonymous No.56086133]

>>56086090
lmao retard, bonds follow 40 yr cycles, this bear market in treasuries is just getting started

[Anonymous No.56086140]

>>56086090
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/03/billionaire-investor-bill-ackman-says-hes-shorting-30-year-treasury-bills.html
>Bill Ackman, the founder of Pershing Square Capital Management, said he is “short in size” on the 30-year U.S. Treasurys.
>Ackman is expecting inflation rates to stay persistently around 3% and says 30-year Treasury yields could hit 5.5% “soon.”
Bill ACKman would like to have a word with you
>TLT is at the bottom
No, it isn't.
My friend.. you are again missing the big picture.
This is what is currently happening in the bond space
>US treasury is having to mass sell bonds in order to fund the government - HUGE backlog
>China is having to mass sell (US) bonds in order to get dollars with which to buy yuan - to defend the yuan (and their internal markets)
>Japan is having to mass sell (US) bonds in order to get dollars to defend the yen and their yield curve control
>Saudi Arabia (and other BRICS) are dumping US bonds en masse
>Investors worldwide are realizing that US default risk is rising, that the debt load is too high - that if shit hits the fan, the US will struggle to pay its debt - forcing them to also sell bonds
>Credit downgrades on bonds is forcing funds to divest out of certain grades (as their charters only allow them to invest in certain grades)
>Investors are realizing that inflation is likely to persist for many years, that the Fed will buckle due to economic weakness before they get inflation under control, and are pricing the bonds (selling the bonds) to match these higher inflation expectations
There are 1,000 forces out there, outside of just federal funds futures that will make yields move higher, that will make bond prices fall
You are fighting against literally the entire world right now by buying TLT
It is not time to buy TLT - we are within 6-7 months however of it being time, you are just premature

[Anonymous No.56086141]

>>56086121
Well if you bought yesterday at the open, you are in red.

[Anonymous No.56086144]

I didn't trade this, but this continuation ascending triangle in oil could be in a textbook

[Anonymous No.56086145]

>>56086133
>t. swiss cheese meth brain
Buy TLT, idiot.

[Anonymous No.56086147]

>>56086079
That's absolutely retarded and one of the reasons the current upper echelon of monkeys are an absolute failure and why the scamconomy and pyramid scheme they build after 2008 is absolutely unsustainable.
The data is clear, if no rate hike, next pce reading is going to go back to 5%

The june pause was already a giant mistake

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56086153]

>>56086133
you know what, fuck him. let the pot smoker lose his shekels.

[Anonymous No.56086160]

/pol/ is asking questions oil chads >>>441046930

[Anonymous No.56086161]

>>56086144
>I didn't trade this, but
stopped reading right there

[Anonymous No.56086164]

>>56086141
now it is my turn to ask what?
Are we still talking oil or is this about SPY now?

[Anonymous No.56086165]

>>56086160
guess i forgot how to cross post

[Anonymous No.56086170]

>>56086161
Post leveraged oil longs.

[Anonymous No.56086171]

>>56085565
The Saudi's got tired of paper trading zoomers thinking they could artificially suppress the price of oil indefinitely.

>>56085576
>SPR release
lol. lmao.

[Anonymous No.56086172]

new >>56086166

[Anonymous No.56086189]

>>56084818
Haha that cat is so mad

[Anonymous No.56086200]

>>56086164
Oh, I thought you meant OIL stocks. OIL ETFS. As many here buy stocks instead of the commodity.

[Anonymous No.56086202]

>>56086153
>>56085231
>>56084967
so in 2 hours?
yea i hope they dont forget to mention AI

[Anonymous No.56086203]

>>56086170
here you go anon

[Anonymous No.56086212]

>>56086171
>Pleae buy my dinosaur blood
You thirdies. Achmed there is currently no demand for your black ooze.
Time to reduce production again, and take those Chinese monopoly money

[Anonymous No.56086218]

Anyone have a prediction for today’s UNG high?

[Anonymous No.56086236]

>>56086218
Fuck no, I missed a nice little (so far) BOIL rip on this one. I still expect a deeper trough between now and the heating season kicking in.

[Anonymous No.56086238]

>>56086203
Alright then, you were right to stop reading.
Good trade

[Anonymous No.56086241]

>>56086170
>>56086203

[Anonymous No.56086472]

>>56086133
Yes, 40 years until 50% interest rates

[Anonymous No.56086573]

>They are buying TLT!