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>landlord entered apartment for (((fire alarm inspection)))
>discovered cum sock
>informed me the next day over email that he’s raising the rent by $500
Financially speaking, how do I profit from this?

>> No.56083620
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56083620

sounds illegal, month to month or yearly lease?

>> No.56083650

When they wanna force you to move they do that. Raise the rent and make you look for a new place.

>> No.56083654

>>56083610
mail him the cum sock instead of a check and add a note "since you liked it so much UwU"

>> No.56083661

>>56083610
>Financially speaking, how do I profit from this?
quite simple, you stop paying any rent at all and keep living there, as long as you can. you can probably pull off 6 months witout paying rent.

>> No.56083815

>>56083610
Give whores a room in your apartment and spare keys and allow them to bring in clients. Charge them 700$ per month for the room. Problem = solved.

>> No.56083899

Make sure to invite homeless people to occupy the unit on your way out.

>> No.56084141

>>56083610
Landlord found his missing sock and he is PISSED OFF

>> No.56084318
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56084318

>>56083610
fuck the landlord, maybe he'll lower your rent or double it
you will keep earning because at least you will have a hole to fill that is not a sock, it's a good idea that occurred to me when I was holding 711 lmao

>> No.56084328

>>56083610
That's someone's son.

>> No.56084379

>>56083661
>get prosecuted
what now

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>>56083610
Is that the buck broken asian boy?

>> No.56084836

>>56084534
god I hope so

>> No.56084885

>>56084534
>Asian women belong to white men. Also I'm a faggot.
what did he mean by this?