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To all the kids on here, please go to college if you want to be a success Anonymous Mon Sep 11 01:28:50 2023 No.56073927 [Reply] [Original]

Today my girlfriend (since high school) and I moved into our newly bought house (I work in FinTech) and we were exhausted so we ordered pizza. I was lying on the living room couch with my girlfriend when the delivery man arrived. He went out to catch her. She called me shortly after. Confused and wondering what the problem was, I walked towards the front door. The delivery guy was my high school bully. This man put me through four years of hell and here he was delivering pizza to my house with a tattered shirt and a fucked up car. We chatted for a minute or two, but he never met my eyes, he was just mumbling. When he left, I took a hundred dollars out of my wallet and said: "There you go, buddy, I hope things get better for you." The look on his face was just orgasmic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 01:31:55 2023 No.56073945 everything you said was negated by the tranime op. kill yourself tranime troon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 01:32:11 2023 No.56073947 exceedingly poorly written post had potential even with the much cliched bullied meets bully years later trope, but sorry to say, you blew it

>>	sage in ALL fields Mon Sep 11 01:32:23 2023 No.56073950 >>56073927 Gay revenge fantasy, lurk moar

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 01:34:17 2023 No.56073956 Lol. College is a scam and indoctrination camps. The colleges are getting desperate because they see less and less inscription every semester

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 01:55:32 2023 No.56074058 >>56073956 Not if you go into STEM or go to a prestigious university. The connections are better than the degree for the latter

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 01:58:25 2023 No.56074071 >>56073927 >Moved back to your hometown Failed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 02:02:11 2023 No.56074092 >>56073956 Not the top 10% The top 10% of universities are the ones who pump out the people who get hired the bottom 90%, well

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 02:04:13 2023 No.56074104 >>56073927 Imagine coming up with this intricate revenge fantasy and still end up giving him your lunch money

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 02:06:02 2023 No.56074110 >>56073927 and then everybody clapped

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 02:07:49 2023 No.56074122 >>56074104 This.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 02:09:56 2023 No.56074130 >>56073945 >>56073947 /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 02:11:18 2023 No.56074139 >>56074104 This dude holy shit 0/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 02:12:55 2023 No.56074146 >>56074071 How is it a fail to move back to the place where your family is from and buying property? I make 135k with bonuses from a remote job. Shut the fuck up retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 02:19:41 2023 No.56074182 >>56074058 >>56074092 Lol. Stem is the biggest meme of them all. Completely indoctrination. And so called "leet" colleges are the worst of them all. You pay for the cabal not fot the education, which is dog shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 02:21:24 2023 No.56074191 File: 65 KB, 631x602, 1639432433119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56073927 >zoomer can't even tell a story

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 02:25:02 2023 No.56074211 3/10 prob wouldn’t read again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 02:27:34 2023 No.56074223 Even though this is a faggot larp, I do agree that college is life changing. Got a decent job in a big city after doing an actuarial science degree and met a doctor on tinder there, we’ve been together 6 years, she’s fucking awesome

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 03:14:23 2023 No.56074462 >>56074182 STEM fields are what make your world turn sorry you got filtered by calculus lol, lmao even

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 03:30:00 2023 No.56074554 the world doesn't need your shitty specialized field of study to turn

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 03:41:31 2023 No.56074616 >>56073927 OP's girlfriend here, I just wanted to say that my boyfriend is bullshitting and we are broke as fuck. Jason, we need to talk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 03:49:06 2023 No.56074663 >>56074554 The modern world would not survive without engineers, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 04:45:03 2023 No.56074891 >>56073927 Why do you find the need to lie on an anonymous image board? do you not think we'd recognize you just co-opted the ending to the movie "waiting" and passed it on as your own life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 04:47:27 2023 No.56074899 >>56073927 >When he left, I took a hundred dollars out of my wallet was believable up to this point, nobody is using cash nowdays, go back

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Anonymous Mon Sep 11 04:49:33 2023 No.56074907

>>56074182
i'm sure you think this, but then I saw any country in the UK would allow me to live and work there merely because I graduated from a "top 50" college. No sneaking in via refugee boat, or crossing illegally. Just, oh you graduated with a degree in STEM? Welcome to the UK, Mr. "High Potential Individual". Enjoy our copious amounts of white women, universal health care, and rich cultural traditions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 04:49:36 2023 No.56074908 wheres the NTR?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 05:33:23 2023 No.56075062 >>56074104 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 05:40:02 2023 No.56075087 >>56073927 lmao not even a good nerd revenge fantasy story

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Anonymous Mon Sep 11 05:48:02 2023 No.56075113

>>56073927
If you were truly successful you'd be fucking your girlfriend and talking about your souls intertwining, not cuming on an underwater tulip trading forum and sperging about some revenge fantasy you've had in the back of your mind for your entire life. Here's your (you)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 05:50:39 2023 No.56075125 >>56074182 you are coping, you get too many of your ideas from internet memes. in reality, college graduates (especially STEM) massively outearn non-college grads statistically, and you will not be the exception

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 05:51:50 2023 No.56075130 >>56073927 >(I work in FinTech) You were bullied, and now you are everyones bully. Ironic.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 11 05:53:39 2023 No.56075136

>>56075113
this is a funny type of post, the virgin who thinks that everyone on the imageboard with him must be an equally big loser because they're so detached from what success looks like that they actually think successful people are chadfucking on their private island 24/7 and don't use the internet like normal people do

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 05:58:19 2023 No.56075152 >>56074104 Kek

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Anonymous Mon Sep 11 05:58:23 2023 No.56075153

STEM degrees open the door to a career with the DoD or a defense contractor. This puts you on easy street with 100% job security, good pay and benefits that very few private sector companies can match. No STEM degree? No cushy defense engineering job. The military-industrial complex rules the US and a STEM degree is the price of admission for most people unless you join the military and become an officer or if you have political connections.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 05:59:36 2023 No.56075158 >>56074146 yeah and I'm sure mommy and daddy got you that job... nigga you're on biz coping, you already lost....

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Anonymous Mon Sep 11 06:03:17 2023 No.56075169

>>56075153
>The military-industrial complex rules the US
nah this is mostly just a meme, you can add up all 5 of the major MIC companies and their market cap still won't add up to be bigger than microsoft (or google, or amazon, or apple) alone. there are definitely some nice jobs in that sector but top tier consumer tech jobs are just as cushy and lucrative

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 06:23:17 2023 No.56075229 I respect the pizza man more than you op; unlike you he works a real job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 06:51:35 2023 No.56075317 >>56075229 shit bait

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 06:52:36 2023 No.56075322 >>56075158 LOLOL ok I got a full ride scholarship but keep coping

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 07:21:54 2023 No.56075403 >>56073927 yeah im not seeing any ntr in the story fake and gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 12:09:47 2023 No.56076408 >>56074104 Fucking kek OP stopped just short of typing out about how he invited his bully in to fuck his girlfriend "just like back in high school".

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 12:13:22 2023 No.56076424 >>56073927 you are a wagie, he is a wagie. there is no difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 12:19:50 2023 No.56076456 >>56076408 at least it would have been a hot story then

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Anonymous Mon Sep 11 14:30:22 2023 No.56077309

>>56073927
>everyone who doesn't like me will fail
The reality is that you probably got made fun of for being an annoying faggot and no amount of money will ever change that. Considering your image of choice I'd say things haven't changed. Enjoy your pizza, faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 17:18:29 2023 No.56078829 >>56073927 Kek imagine paying money to your former bully. You are still a cuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 20:16:43 2023 No.56080333 In real life you would start getting sissy as ptsp started to took over you and he would have bullied you on the door again, escalating into him fucking your girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 21:22:46 2023 No.56080918 >>56074104 Ahahahaha this >>56073927 He came for one more time to collect OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 21:33:23 2023 No.56080994 Your only failure is relying on other people's opinions of you. You care about what the bully thinks, you care about what your girlfriend thinks, and you care about all these retarded posters on biz. Get it together you insecure child.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 11 21:39:52 2023 No.56081033 >>56073927 >girlfriend (since high school) Stopped reading the larp right there. Why don't you screencap a related TikTok vid or Instagram story as picrel to really sell this shitpost