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A saw a female standing at the top of the aisle in the supermarket smiling at me (Qt 8/10 btw). Awkwardly smiled back and walked past her to get to the aisle and continue shopping. Turns out the female had done an enormous fart and stank out the entire aisle (no one else was there, it had to have been her). I was visibly stunned and the lady behind the till asked me if I was ok. I was trying to find a baby nappy or something on the floor to cope with the idea that a female can fart that bad

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>>56065818
>A saw a female standing at the top of the aisle in the supermarket smiling at me (Qt 8/10 btw). Awkwardly smiled back and walked past her to get to the aisle and continue shopping. Turns out the female had done an enormous fart and stank out the entire aisle (no one else was there, it had to have been her). I was visibly stunned and the lady behind the till asked me if I was ok. I was trying to find a baby nappy or something on the floor to cope with the idea that a female can fart that bad

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>> No.56065836

>>56065818
nah she was actually riding bbc and the bbc took a shit on the floor

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>>56065834
I posted 1 second earlier than you.

>> No.56065850

>>56065836
Her bf was a white manlet kek, 5"7 at most

>> No.56065867

>>56065850
If her bf was with her then it could’ve been him who did the fart.

>> No.56065894

>>56065867
He was in a different aisle. I saw them together about 5 minutes before the smell incident