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The Gen alphas are coming online. What will they be shilling?

>> No.56064281

Nothing. They are thrown in a world where nobody trusts anybody because of zoomer hey fellow user advertising shit.

>> No.56064383

>>56064191
Millenials know how fucked up zoomers became by boomers and genz letting them use tablets and being online all the time. Alphas will stay offline until they're old enough to not give a shit about the internet. They also got 2 years of their lives erased by boomers because of the flu. Invest in:

>sports equipment
>outdoor equipment
>outside venues

Short:
>FAGMAN
>MRNA
>PFIZER

>> No.56064416

>>56064383
>Invest in:
>>sports equipment
>>outdoor equipment
>>outside venues
fucking LMAO

If you want to make actual money invest in the exact opposite of what this anon is saying. People will only become even more terminally online. Kids these days know how to operate a smartphone before they are even able to interact with humans. Investing in sports equipment, I'm still laughing lmao

>> No.56064463
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>>56064281
>because of zoomer
Stop blaming me for your shitty parenting and shitty behaviour.
I sit inside my room all day and ONLY come here or to youtube.
It's you 30 plus year old faggots that ruined everything or voted for bullshit.
I dont vote.

>> No.56064464

>>56064191
I will be shilling SHIB to them. It’s that easy. It’ll be 2021 all over again. A new generation of retards to syphon money from. I get why the jews get addicted to it.

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>>56064383
>Millenials
Millennials are all drug users or drunk, I and the rest of Gen Z is doing fine and giving you fucking faggots hate Gen Z so much I think we're doing fine compared to you faggots.
Shut the fuck and get off the internet already.
I'm sorry Zoomers and Gen Z don't think you're cool and think you're a lame cunt.
>BUT THEY"RE FUCKED UP BRO.
Yeah well, I would be fucked in the head too if I had to spend all day with you turd niggers.

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>>56064416
>Investing in sports equipment, I'm still laughing lmao
It's literally free to do pushups and run around outside.
This dude is just pissed some 20 something year old doesnt think his fucking tattoos are cool.

>> No.56064489

it won't be crypto evidenced by this boards traffic which is dead and held together by the generals and indians who haven't found a more profitable place to go.
you are the greatest fools.

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>>56064464
>Shib is bad you guys, super serious, trust a faggot loser from 4chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRZKeqiJ0OU&list=LL&index=133&ab_channel=ChrisWilliamson

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>>56064489
>it won't be crypto
Sure thing dipshit.

>> No.56064514

>>56064481
Back to the pod, zoomie, don't you have some bugs you should be eating?

>> No.56064518

>>56064481
>t. Vaxxed and quadruple boosted

>> No.56064519

>>56064508
yea teenagers entering that period between childhood and adulthood in a precarious high interest rate environment will be desperate to spend their disposable income on a barely unknown internet meme from 5 years ago

>> No.56064534

>>56064518
>>56064514
Aging millenials Is a sad thing some sad shit
Why don't you learn something from your lider brothers Gen X and fuck off right off when it's time?

>> No.56064541

>>56064534
this is a millennial website. gb2tiktok

>> No.56064544

>>56064534
No cap?

>> No.56064557

>>56064191
They’re like 5 at most retard

>> No.56064561

>>56064557
theyre online from the minute theyre born so he has a point

>> No.56064567

>>56064534
On god fr fr. These millennials ain’t bussin

>> No.56064569

>>56064191
they won't be buying your bags, that's for sure.

>> No.56064635

imagine being in a position where not only are the things you did in yours teens and 20s considered cringy as fuck, but you also invested vast sums of your money in those things and now to try and claw some of that back you'll have to sell complex internet pog shitjeets to teenagers with no money and who think you're a peadophile.
lmao.

>> No.56064739

>>56064191

No Alpha will fucking make me pull out my DAI from SpoolFi. I am not convinced that we will have a bull run now.

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>>56064481
You age like dogshit left out in the sun, have all sorts of mental illnesses and go bald faster than any generation before you because of all the poison you've been fed since you're in your roastie mum's wombs.
All zoomer chicks crave millenial dicks because we age like finest of wines since we're the last gen that were raised on decent meals consisting of local healthy fruit, vegetable and pasture fed healthy meat.
You're raised on goyschlop XXL deals because your parents were glued to their phones and couldn't arsed to cook a proper meal.
I genuinely feel sorry for your generation because you never had the chance to experience a world where technology and humanity peaked before globalization and smart phone social media mass retardation took over it and you never will.