/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56055540]

Frauds Edition

>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
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http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
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https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
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https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

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https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
Previous >>56052466

[Anonymous No.56055549]

no volume on futures so far

[Anonymous No.56055551]

dump

[Snip-Sama No.56055556]

FIrst for NVDA dumping to $100/share.

[Anonymous No.56055557]

Find a more useless piece of garbage

[Anonymous No.56055561]

SELL

[Anonymous No.56055565]

>German 10Y bund 2.6%
>American 10Y bond 4.2%
How long before you need 2 euros to buy a dollar?

[Anonymous No.56055571]

>>56055534
It's the same game as in every connected pyramid scheme that is bleeding liquidity like a shanked pig. It's getting shuffled around, with less and less blood in the pig, until it dies

[Anonymous No.56055572]

>>56055565
Europe has a trade account surplux though which is the main driver of the strength of a currency

[Anonymous No.56055576]

>>56055556
I'm bearish on it but that's outside the realm of sanity as a price target. Maybe the 290's happen again at the worst.

[Anonymous No.56055582]

>>56055571

[Snip-Sama No.56055583]

>>56055576
My brother in Christ, you are not bearish enough. This whole thing needs to burn down the ground.

[Anonymous No.56055588]

>>56055565
Not before 2 dollars for a euro.

>>56055557
This actually is a market and not a mere ponzi.

[Anonymous No.56055591]

>>56055582
The more often you post it the more desperate you come over as baggie

[Anonymous No.56055599]

>>56055588
>>56055591
>Using VPNs
Nice job faggot

[Anonymous No.56055601]

How is the Volatility so fucking low?
I mean, look at yesterday. We shoot up 7%, but then retraced it to 0. How's that even possible? Last year, the volatility was at a much higher level for much longer, while we exactly knew that the feds would increase rate. Now we don't know what the feds are going to do, we don't know how bad the CPI will be and yet VIX is at 14? How is this shit is making any sense?

[Anonymous No.56055604]

>>56055599
Wtf? schizo

[Anonymous No.56055605]

>>56055599
Baggie you might want to hedge your bags

[Anonymous No.56055609]

Turns out I misread my Covid test results and I’m not pozzed. Still haven’t taken the jab either so i guess that means I remain Galadriel. Still not going to work today. Fuck that shit. NPNW amirite?

[Anonymous No.56055611]

>>56055601
Baggies clinge to their bags, not enough pain yet, and bears keep it chill until ppi and cpi

[Anonymous No.56055614]

>>56055601
I read the vix only has ''how much the market makers are fucked'', and not how much the average fund managers are fucked, specifically now that the usual long term options are not popular due to 0dte.

[Anonymous No.56055622]

>>56055601
this is the first time in 15 years we haven't been on a cocaine QE fueled cheap debt binge
its not going to "make sense" for a while now

[Anonymous No.56055623]

>>56055609
>Galadriel
Wtf is going on here? I hope you at least loaded up on some CISCO. Routers are the next big thing.

[Snip-Sama No.56055638]

My brothers in Christ. NVDA must be shorted down to the very ground, burned down, and from the embers of its remains, rise millionaire bobos.

[Anonymous No.56055639]

>>56055583
I think electric cars are a bunch of bullshit but I also wasn't insane enough to short tesla when everyone and their mom and the senator their mom knew in college was pumping it full of money. Nvidia will take a hit soon but it's not going to die.

[Anonymous No.56055646]

>>56055639
NVIDIA is an excellent company. It is simply overvalued.

[Anonymous No.56055647]

>>56055623
Yeah I pared that position back a bit. Still like the company and made good money on em, but idk looking a bit like a massive head and shoulders on the 5 year chart and JP Morgan will give me 5% for me cash. Might buy that stock actually after my cd matures. mmmm

[Snip-Sama No.56055650]

>>56055639
>he doesn't know why TSLA pumped
There was an executive order to replace federal vehicles with EV. Guess what's the largest purchaser of goods in the United States if not the world? That's right, The U.S. Federal Government. AND they're currently in contract with Intel, NOT NVDA.

[Anonymous No.56055657]

>>56055647
>5 year chart
LMAO
You mean a Chart that goes back 5 Years or 5 Year timeframe?

[Anonymous No.56055661]

>>56055650
>There was an executive order to replace federal vehicles with EV
we're already at WW2 levels of interest on the debt but I guess we gotta keep pumping those numbers up

[Anonymous No.56055663]

>>56055639
Oh it's going to die, like everything else that is in cold turkey. Cheap money isn't like weed or cocaine, it's more like heroin. Cold turkey can kill the body

[Anonymous No.56055670]

>>56055601
0DTE

[Snip-Sama No.56055679]

>>56055661

[Anonymous No.56055680]

>>56055663
credit to tesla, he slowly payed off all the debt. They have less than a billion in debt and 25 billion in cash which is fucking insane. Elon ran the company like a fucking reit to own money

[Anonymous No.56055681]

>>56055614
I refuse to believe that huge fund manager just insure their position with 0DTE.

[Anonymous No.56055685]

>>56055657
I just mean it has a clearly defined historical range that we appear to be pushing the upper bounds on again I’ve been needing to diversify anyway. I still have some shares and I’ll bag more if it ever retests 45

[Anonymous No.56055703]

>>56055646
Your shekels are in the Haifa staff account. Thank you for your advert.

[Anonymous No.56055705]

>>56055680
And so? If the company can't find a niche that has actual real demand outside of toy cars 100% dependent on public spending to find a demand, that company is just going to bleed to dead, paying worthless staff

[Anonymous No.56055714]

>>56055650
I know very well why TSLA pumped and that it had to do with government money. I'm asking you why you think the only company on earth that can make GPU's that can do the things theirs can in the render or AI or compute space would ever die when they have direct contracts with other companies that also glow and have a lot of federal funding to sell them those things? Their highest end stuff is still being tariffed to the point it's basically an export ban because of how good it is. They sell workstation GPU's for 10-20k a pop and their highest end stuff like the H100 for 50k a pop and their nearest competitor in AMD is so far behind in the GPU space it is laughable they even still try to exist beyond the low to mid range markets. Nvidia shouldn't be at five hundred fuckin' dollars a share but it shouldn't be under about half that unless news breaks tomorrow that their cards give you ball cancer or something equally fantastical and stupid.

[Anonymous No.56055716]

Indonesia and ASEAN are going forward with de dollarization. China is back to 2009 levels of us bonds as well

[Anonymous No.56055722]

>>56055685
Ok that's a 5 year chart. Because when you say a stock or market does a specific pattern that often refers to a specific timeframe (weekly, daily, 4 hourly). You can also go back 5 years with a 4 hour chart, but it will be way longer than a weekly graph. Yours is a weekly chart going back 5 years. Can't tell if a head and shoulders forming over 5 years is a reliable pattern.

[Anonymous No.56055724]

>>56055716
They will fail. And the people will hate them. A task force won’t do shit to the economic realities of the dollarydoo

[Anonymous No.56055725]

>>56055681
I think they really constantly adapt it day by day.
With such a huge volume, it's non-retailers who do this, there's now way around it
https://www.cboe.com/insights/posts/volatility-insights-evaluating-the-market-impact-of-spx-0-dte-options/

[Anonymous No.56055727]

>>56055714
>"Ai"
Come on it's time you stop being retarded on here. There is nothing like an AI, the only reason for that marketing driven hype was that Nvidia was sitting on 3 generations of warehouses full of unsold gpus because the demand for rendering has been breaking away since their 10xx series. Fuck, most people on steam still run on 1060s

[Anonymous No.56055731]

>>56055724
>indonesia is sitting at barely 40% debt to gdp and interest rates and never went below 3.5% interest rates
I think they're going to be fine.

[Snip-Sama No.56055742]

>>56055714
>their nearest competitor in AMD is so far behind in the GPU space
You're not up to date with anything. Discarding whatever you have to say. You might want to do your homework and compare semiconductor industry companies, their valuations and revenue and compare. NVDA is about to get corrected all the way down to its fair market value based off their revenue.

[Anonymous No.56055746]

>>56055572
>>56055565
Someone explain to me why I can't get a low interest rate loan in Germany and use it to buy high interest rate t-bills in the US?
That seems like free money and violates the "everything has to suck" rule with economics.

[Anonymous No.56055747]

I just shat my pants at work. What do I do? Why does this keep happening to me?

[Anonymous No.56055775]

>>56055540

I hate seeing his fucking face so much. 10/10 rage fuel, nice.

[Anonymous No.56055777]

>>56055746
>Update
Could you use the word "Can/can't" right, please? What do you mean with you "can't". Can't mean either physically or legally impossible.

[Anonymous No.56055780]

Where is oil poster, when it is actually his time to shine

[Anonymous No.56055786]

its lean hog season bros

[Anonymous No.56055791]

>>56055775

.
.
Is anybody supposed to know who that nobody is?

[Anonymous No.56055794]

It’s been a good month so far

[Anonymous No.56055796]

Now, how hard is US going to pump EU today?

[Anonymous No.56055805]

>>56055777
can't [without losing money]
I felt like that was implied, sorry.

[Anonymous No.56055811]

>>56055805
Then better use "why I shouldn't" as why it's not advisable. I don't know why it's not advisable.

[Anonymous No.56055828]

>>56055811
Because the average loan in Europe is about 7%

[Anonymous No.56055833]

>>56055828
Then don't answer to me.

[Anonymous No.56055836]

>>56055540
I've wasted the best years of my life being an underachiever. Now I feel like it doesn't matter how much I work I'll never catch up. I would need a million dollars just to stop regretting the money I could have made and the moments/memories as a well off, overachieving 20 something.


How do I 10x my life in 5y or less

[Anonymous No.56055864]

>>56055742
>he buys and sells based on fundamentals

[Anonymous No.56055867]

I swear to god if oil explorers don't recover from the last two days today

[Anonymous No.56055892]

>>56055836
>How do I 10x my life in 5y or less
Get good at programming and get a job doing it. You could even go the slow route through university with a time horizon of 5 years.
Once you get a job cut your expenses as close to zero and put all your money in index/ETFs in tax advantaged accounts like 401ks and IRAs then invest the rest of it in a normal brokerage account.

[Anonymous No.56055905]

>>56055540
if you post a pic like that put a date on it
x months ago will not mean shit later on and you want to keep these images for next business cycle

[Snip-Sama No.56055906]

>>56055864
>1 post by this ID

[Anonymous No.56055932]

>>56055742
>NVDA is about to get corrected all the way down to its fair market value based off their revenue
you are retarded

[Anonymous No.56055945]

>>56055724
>We have always been at war with Oceania

[Anonymous No.56055958]

>>56055892
>Tech
>With tech scam conpanies desperately trying to reduce costs by more outsourcing and contract slave work
>While (((investment))) break away
>And still no real profit or demand for their scams
Lol

[Anonymous No.56055976]

>>56055958
>He says by typing into a website.
Just don't be retarded. Learning technology is like investing but you're doing it with time instead of money. Make judgements based on value and fundamentals.

If you learn memes you'll end up in a profitless "TAM" startup. If you learn things that actually matter you'll end up in some indispensable infrastructure company.

[Anonymous No.56055980]

>>56055976
He is a schizo

[Anonymous No.56055983]

>>56055892
>muh 401k
midwit

[Snip-Sama No.56055986]

>>56055932
>1 post by this ID
man, glowies sure are busy and out in force today doing damage control.

[Anonymous No.56055987]

>>56055958
i feel bad* for zoomers whove never known a world without zirp and who grew up watching all the lrn2code and shitcoin propaganda about how it would make them rich and to take on all that debt for college only to get rugged immediately into a world that actually only wants mexican laborers
*though amused

[Anonymous No.56056001]

>>56055746
that's called a carry trade, and many hedge funds and bond traders do something similar to it
your risk is inflation on the currency you are long or deflation on the one you are short as well as changes in interest rate

[Anonymous No.56056002]

>>56055987
They are going to be more angry and pissed than the millennials that got their future stolen by banksters and jew boomers. Those zoomers are going to be the cannon fodder we Millennials arm for the civil war. Even a limp wristed zoomer is able to hold a rifle and fly a suicides drone into a gated community

[Anonymous No.56056003]

What's the gay ass bear thesis now?? Some bullshit about China? I genuinely don't see a reason why anyone would be selling at this point

[Anonymous No.56056016]

France is actually going to do what I drew here for DAX before that retard crash happened. LMAO

[Snip-Sama No.56056025]

>>56056003
>1 post by this ID
man, these glowies are out in full damage control lmaooooo i hope the overtime is worth missing your son's soccer game

[Anonymous No.56056033]

>>56056003
All semi stocks are chink dependent. Just buy the antichink portfolio and you should be fine

[Anonymous No.56056038]

>futes

[Anonymous No.56056043]

>>56056003
not scared about the CPI in a few day? higher for longer is still not priced in and TLT still needs to go down

[Anonymous No.56056045]

>>56056033
pharmas use chink chemicals

[Anonymous No.56056046]

>>56055983
Sure go ahead and pay taxes then.

[Anonymous No.56056047]

There is no way this EU market isn't broken. It's a fuckin ping pong ball of the US. Literal shitcoin action every day after 10am german time/4am EST when the first burgers join.

[Anonymous No.56056049]

>>56056001
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.56056054]

>>56056003
>Western countries are deteriorating at the same time the countries they exported inflation to are blowing up and the bulls are still bulish.

[Anonymous No.56056066]

>>56056043
>Higher for longer is still not priced in
Jesus fucking christ are you serious? Three years of this shit and you want to claim that something involving interest rates is NOT priced in??

>>56056054
Alarmist /pol/ tier doomposters begone

[Anonymous No.56056069]

>>56056045
There are plenty of suppliers specially in poopistan. Pharma ETF,construction ETF (this might boom as commodity prices should go down with China's demand), defence, Google, Amazon and Meta is a solid portfolio that is inmune to chink fuckery

[Anonymous No.56056091]

>>56056066
You'd have to be retarded to think we're not about to have a recession.

[Anonymous No.56056094]

Bros I am all in on NVAX. I’m ready for plandemic 2.0

[Anonymous No.56056100]

Wait so let me get this straight - a week or so ago, the argument was that China is a powerhouse and BRICS is going to usurp the US and that's why the US stock market has to explode, but now the argument is that China is exploding and that's why the US stock market has to explode? Do bears even realize how ridiculous they are?

[Anonymous No.56056103]

>>56056066
Do you know the final rates? According to last years spring dot plot it was supposed to be around 4. According to this years dot plot it is supposed to be around 6. Next years dot plot if the government and scamstreet keep up the inflationary acting, it's going to be 8

[Anonymous No.56056109]

>>56056094
Just read the first time about the Manheim used car/vehicle index.

Do jews even have to cut the second "n" out of Mann in the combination with -heim? The original is Mannheim like the city Mannheim in germany. Cmon mann..

[Anonymous No.56056113]

>>56056091
You revealed your infinite retardation with this post >>56056046 and now everything you say will be disregarded

>>56056103
I've paid attention long enough to know that the dot plot is a shitty way of determining what the Fed is going to do

[Anonymous No.56056114]

>>56056103
Austerity would fix this. Jpow did his part but the fags in DC can't do theirs.
Democracy is a sham.

[Anonymous No.56056124]

>>56056113
401ks are literally free money + not paying taxes. What's the counter argument?

[Anonymous No.56056126]

SOXL weeklies?

[Anonymous No.56056143]

>>56056100
you're confusing two groups. one believes we're due a correction after 15 years of monetary fuckery and that typically recessions happen every 7 years, the other just want to spread western fud and talk up brics by any means either because they're thirdies or because they're in that america evil imperialist empire/have never seen a vagina phase of their lives.

[Anonymous No.56056145]

>>56056113
So much hopium. Don't forget to carry a GoPro when you jump
>>56056114
Powell has no other choice than to keep reacting that means a 25 here another 50 there. They want to fight the fed, they are going to break over fighting the fed

[Anonymous No.56056165]

>>56056046
id rather pay taxes than never see money i am putting into a midwit trap

[Anonymous No.56056178]

>>56056124
Counter argument is that "hurr durr don't pay taxes!" is mondo retarded my guy. Simple as.

>>56056143
So 2022 wasn't enough of a correction? The monetary fuckery is never going to end, the people in charge of it have no incentive to do something else

[Anonymous No.56056181]

>Valero energy
>Mosaic group
>Newmont
>Ternium
>GSK
>Pfizer

[Anonymous No.56056183]

>>56056165
You can take out a loan. I did that and invested all of it so it's effectively leveraged but I'm paying myself interest.
Then when you switch jobs you can roll it into an IRA. I don't see why everyone's freaking out about except some sort of sour grapes thing.

[Anonymous No.56056188]

>>56056143
>because they're thirdies or because they're in that america evil imperialist empire/have never seen a vagina phase of their lives.
This explains /biz/ so well.

[Anonymous No.56056189]

>>56056178
>"hurr durr don't pay taxes!" is mondo retarded my guy.
What the hell?

[Anonymous No.56056193]

>>56056189
You are talking to pyramid scheme schizo. Ignore him

[Anonymous No.56056195]

>Fed officials signal September rate hike pause
Lmao how are you fags going to spin this some dumb ass bearish direction?

[Anonymous No.56056206]

>>56056100
Those are two completely non-intersecting groups. People have been talking about how China's facing a bunch of increasingly strong headwinds since the start of Q2 this year when their economic data didn't meet expectations for a post-covid lockdown opening. Honestly longer but that's when mainstream media started calling it out. The BRICS shills are people that are just anti-Western in general and want to see a competing bloc emerge that can challenge the West, and consider any negative news about non-Western countries to be totally invalid.

[Anonymous No.56056207]

>>56056193
...What??

>>56056189
Are you not arguing that 401ks are a good idea because you "don't have to pay taxes"?

[Anonymous No.56056208]

>>56056178
The bond market demands blood. Oceans of blood. Two or three oceans of blood worth by this point for how high rates are and will be for the forseeable future. We're only six years removed from spy being at 250 being a big fucking deal and having bulls cumming themselves to death over it and we're still tickling 500's balls, we're going back to the high 300's at best before stagflating back up to the old ATH over the next decade.

[Anonymous No.56056215]

>>56056178
22 was A
Early 23 was B
Late 23/24 is going to be C
And it's a historic Elliot wave correction

[Anonymous No.56056221]

>>56056195
What? Don't they know what oil is going to do to the price of frozen enchiladas?

[Anonymous No.56056225]

>>56056208
>>56056181
This portfolio is bullet proof for the chinkpocalypse

[Anonymous No.56056231]

>>56056195
When the Summary of Economic projections shows a rate hike in both November and January with no cuts. We either go up or stay as is. The Fed is avoiding stagflation at all costs

[Anonymous No.56056232]

>>56056195
>He is falling for the pause advertising
>Before cpi and ppi with job market hot and pce rising
Stop reading scamstreet advertising

[Anonymous No.56056244]

>>56056232
Job market is actually cooling, with employers offering lower starting wages than the last 2 years. Again, can't wait to see the readings come in on target or lower than expected and bears freak out lol

[Anonymous No.56056249]

Newmont
>Low valuation
>Huge cash reserves
>4% divvie
>Rampant inflation
>Copper mines
Why shouldn't I rack up some baggies?

[Anonymous No.56056253]

>>56056244
>he doesn't know what happened the last time unemployment was at record lows
It rhymes with three thousand and late.

[Anonymous No.56056256]

>>56056178
it could well have been. imo the effect of higher rates haven't had time to filter through. home owners are sitting pretty but renters and the people who have built their lives around over stretching on credit should be getting into trouble but consumption is still high, and i dont think that can last as long as rates will remain up. consumption will fall then unemployment will rise.

[Anonymous No.56056258]

Is this bullish or bearish

[Anonymous No.56056261]

>>56056244
Elliott never fails. Hey I also thought could be a flat, but it isn't. Enjoy the roping

[Anonymous No.56056268]

>>56056207
Do you think there's an issue with most 401k management?
Paying capital gains on your investments is a huge drag on growth.

[Anonymous No.56056275]

>>56056258
That's advertising, get that shit out of here

[Anonymous No.56056278]

>>56056258
Bullish for the very short term. The question is how long that term is.

[Anonymous No.56056284]

>>56056275
based retard too dumb to see beyond his own nose

[Anonymous No.56056286]

>>56056258
bullish. short term support for housing market, long term massive bailouts.

[Anonymous No.56056290]

>>56056258
Bearish for long-term housing prices and anyone dumb enough to sign up for an adjustable rate mortgage, bullish for the health of the economy sans speculative leeches in real estate.

[Anonymous No.56056320]

>DAX on the same level as before EU session
lmao

[Anonymous No.56056325]

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[Anonymous No.56056326]

DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.56056342]

Market opened flat when usually most movement happens in pre market. What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.56056347]

Hmm

[Anonymous No.56056353]

The flattest opening of all time. And my vix call getting destroyed

[Anonymous No.56056357]

AWE YEAH

[Anonymous No.56056360]

[Anonymous No.56056361]

Are traders back from holidays?

[Anonymous No.56056363]

>>56056325
>:01

[Anonymous No.56056368]

>>56056268
If you're "investing" then you aren't cashing out for years, and if you're not retarded then your investments should be earning enough that the taxes you pay on the capital gains are negligible

[Anonymous No.56056374]

Is Disney a slurp bros? Long term hold

[Anonymous No.56056377]

>>56056374
fuck no

[Anonymous No.56056378]

>>56056368
Well yeah I'm trying not to gamble like I used to.

[Anonymous No.56056386]

>>56056374
LMAO

[Anonymous No.56056401]

>>56056374
A Disney slurp is what the guy wearing the goofy suit will give you for 50$

[Anonymous No.56056409]

>>56056386
Put me in the screen cap, I'm slurrrrrrping

[Anonymous No.56056413]

WEBS is by far the worst inverse etf.

[Anonymous No.56056414]

To the NIGGER who called me RETARDED last night when I showed the top performers as of then in the 50 STOOKS I bought $10 each of yesterday, I'm up over $1 today so who is the RETARD now MOTHERFUCKER!?!?! NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.56056418]

>>56056374
>>56056409
*suspicion of reddit trying to create another meme stock increases*

[Anonymous No.56056426]

>>56055731
>muh debt to gdp
Brainlet got filtered.
Indoenesia will fall apart without USD. Have fun.
>>56055724
The point of a good currency is to have stable purchasing power month to month and year to year. The Us is inflating at 8% roughly but other countries are far worse. No one bought USD because they were forced too but because they needed it for FX protection.

[Anonymous No.56056428]

>>56056418
Disney.. meme stock lmao

[Anonymous No.56056431]

>>56055638
Ain't a faggot Cuckstian, but yes NVDA needs to get savagely raped

[Anonymous No.56056434]

>>56056428
i implore you to go back

[Anonymous No.56056438]

>Check Dow stock
>Looks solid af
>Great all around with potential to growth
>Check chink dependence
>immidiatly drop it

[Anonymous No.56056440]

>>56056414
>.04 shares
keep up the good work

[Anonymous No.56056450]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrLRNRTWJ5U

[Anonymous No.56056456]

>>56056434
I hope disney falls apart. There was something about the comcast/hulu deal moving up to september 30th now. I think that means disney needs a chunk of billions by end of month?

Either theyre gonna add to debt further or issue shares to purchase.

[Anonymous No.56056459]

>>56056418
>Reddit
You mean desperate hedgie baggies trying to sell bags
There is another one that currently tries it with satellite bags. Getting called out and he scramed. They really mistake /biz/ with reddit after their shitshow. The method of bbby and co doesn't work anymore and they are desperate very very very desperate

[Anonymous No.56056463]

BARRONS: SELL TECH BUY ENERGY AT THE YEARLY HIGH

THE BEST PLAY

[Anonymous No.56056467]

>>56056459
I'm glad I avoided that whole situation. So little here feels organic but Reddit is almost 100% bullshit.

[Anonymous No.56056471]

>>56056456
Oh you are the dish and llpa hedgie. Yeah go back and kill yourself you deserve to be skinned alive for even trying

[Anonymous No.56056476]

>>56056459
one keeps popping up doing dollar general too. like shitcoin jeets they all need to rope

[Anonymous No.56056481]

>>56056471
>Oh you are the dish and llpa hedgie
What are you even talking about schizo?

[Anonymous No.56056487]

>>56056467
They stick out like sour thumbs. And I can't wait to get zoomers that lost their lives and got scammed into tech to fly suicide drones into those hedge fund baggies gated communities >>56056471

[Anonymous No.56056494]

Anons - today I have officially filled up my emergency fund(30k all in SPAXX) and had enough left over to buy a share of VOO premarket. Can't wait to be buying stocks again with each paycheck like I used to. Is all in on VOO a good strategy?

[Anonymous No.56056502]

>>56056476
They are the same imo. Just advertising baggies that deserve to literally be skinned alive or suicide droned

[Snip-Sama No.56056508]

Remember that it's Friday, and those pumps are just the puts getting exercised today. The dump will continue as scheduled.

[Anonymous No.56056512]

>>56056481
Buy high and sell low am I right? You guys really are retarded.

[Anonymous No.56056518]

VIX keeps dumping and shit and piss is about to stumble over itself after a monster +0.27% move (still haven't completely filled the gap from yesterday)

[Anonymous No.56056520]

>>56056440
Yep, it's just whatever $10 buys at the time. I don't intend putting much of my precious capital at risk on STOOKS which are very dangerous so I'm just doing small amounts for "fun" while I wait on NATGAS to DROOP substantially during the seasonal transition (cooling to less AC use but not to the point of heat use), and hope to increase my capital holdings by any amount no matter how small rather than have them decrease. Also the bulk of my capital is getting daily accrued/monthly paid 4.9% parked in HOOD on the ready for any sudden TRIGGER PULL on any TRADE I might happen to spot wanting to take. THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE.

[Anonymous No.56056535]

>>56056512
You some kind of disney shill or something? Upset your kingdom got attacked? 3 year lows and soon to be 4 year lows.

[Anonymous No.56056541]

>>56056535
You idiots really need to fuck off. You are not invisible

[Anonymous No.56056558]

And we’re back

[Anonymous No.56056587]

>>56056494
>Is all in on VOO a good strategy?
works for me. would also consider building a position in SSO if we get a crash

[Anonymous No.56056589]

>>56056587

Voolatily

[Anonymous No.56056615]

>>56056587
based and BLESSED, how about VUG or VOOG?

[Anonymous No.56056616]

>>56056541
kek DIS baggie. Pay up to comcast.

[Anonymous No.56056622]

>>56055540
>pic
lol, he is going to be wrong again

[Anonymous No.56056624]

>>56056016
LMAO ALGOS

[Anonymous No.56056644]

>>56056615
i like just going with the s&p index so i dont blame myself later for underperformance in case that happens. i dont worry about cycles or sector rotation etc etc.

[Anonymous No.56056648]

>>56056616
Dude. Scram. Try your behaviorism shit on reddit. Ohhhh reddit is dead, sheeeeit

[Anonymous No.56056663]

WHERE'S MY COVESTRO CHAD?

[Anonymous No.56056671]

>>56056644
That is a *very* understandable psychological mechanism, and very ZEN simple.

[Anonymous No.56056684]

Definitely dead and deflationary

[Anonymous No.56056696]

>>56056587
Wow. I aim to be you in 20 years! Good to know I am in the right track!

[Anonymous No.56056701]

>>56056696
>20 years
Under current conditions rather 50

[Anonymous No.56056710]

At work and get an email from Hulu saying they are increasing their price to $17.99/month. Dropped. Fuck all these Jews trying to nickel and dime me.

I hooked up with this girl from Bumble last night and she was sooo mad when I finished and some of it hit her face. I was like dafuq do you want me to do finish inside you and she said yeah. Wtf I literally just met you an hour ago. Short women, short America. It's fucking over.

[Anonymous No.56056718]

that was a good dip
the slurping was tasty
can't wait for new highs
they better come hasty

[Anonymous No.56056720]

SWBI chads stay winning

[Anonymous No.56056729]

this market is a scam

[Anonymous No.56056732]

Woke up not knowing what day it was or what I'm supposed to do. What happened that the markets are higher?
>>56056710
You Degenerate

[Anonymous No.56056738]

>>56055731
Indonesia likely to be biggest grower of rest of 21st century (along with se Asia in general)

[Anonymous No.56056740]

>>56056710
>Not nutting inside
You gay or something?

[Anonymous No.56056743]

>>56054354
fark called it pretty good brahs

[Anonymous No.56056745]

>>56055746
It’s priced into forex futures curve. You’re really just trading fed funds futures

[Anonymous No.56056746]

Janny shut down the bots, it's ridiculous

[Anonymous No.56056760]

>>56056710
Why would you *pay* to watch television?
That stuff is so bad I feel like they should be paying me.

[Anonymous No.56056778]

>>56056648
>calling me R8ddit
You are literally calling me a hedgie and defending Disney. This is the first time youve browsed smg isnt it?

[Anonymous No.56056791]

This is the time to be shorting, when the market is wobbling and can't break out of the slump.
Then just hold until like June. I'm not expecting these to print until around then.

[Anonymous No.56056803]

damn it feels good to be a bullbro

[Anonymous No.56056806]

>>56056732
>>56056740

I drink a lot of water, don't fap and take zinc. I absolutely spray these bitches down when I meet them. Like 99% are really impressed and think it's hot. This chick was such a prude about it

[Anonymous No.56056809]

bears disappeared september 6th at about lunch time. This is what you've managed to do with 2 days of control. Ask yourself if you really think this price action is conducive to the "just buy the dip, bro, stocks go up forever" thesis

[Anonymous No.56056810]

CAM ON UNG

[Anonymous No.56056813]

got some frens coming over for a poker/black jack night.

havents followed markets today

[Anonymous No.56056823]

>>56056806
Why would you even post this lol?

[Short Strangle Officer !!10elzP3IXWy No.56056827]

upside price/rsi divergence showing up like i said it would yesterday
shorting call vertical spreads on it as we speak

[Anonymous No.56056831]

>>56056823
I have talked about and posted my dick here on and off for years. I dunno man buy DRIP and paramount today.

[Anonymous No.56056835]

>>56056806
Having pointless sex with whores makes you more degenerate than a porn addled virgin. At least stick to 1 girl
>>56056809
Thanks for explaining today to me

[Anonymous No.56056849]

>>56056835
I mean I have one steady one sirs but if you don't actively try to fuck every attractive girl you meet you are basically a faggot. Diversify your investments this is financial advice

[Anonymous No.56056864]

What the fuck just happened to SOXL?

[Anonymous No.56056866]

>>56056849
I'd rather keep making deposits into my favorite levered etf, thanks.

[Anonymous No.56056877]

The best time to short is when the SPY board on stocktwits is shitting themselves on a spike

[Anonymous No.56056883]

>>56056835
Imagine having sex with any women who is not your wife.
I fucked only one girl in my entire life and only after we married.
Not particulary religious but i just feel disgust if some whores and dudes fuck around all the time. It darkens your soul everytime you do it.

[Anonymous No.56056888]

>>56056849
/biz/-tire financial advice.

[Short Strangle Officer !!10elzP3IXWy No.56056889]

>>56056877
>he buys the puts
>he doesn't sell covered calls instead
>he doesn't sell vertical calls instead

[Anonymous No.56056895]

>>56056889

Just buy puts and calls man

The only people who make money selling puts and calls in a flat market is hedgefunds

[Anonymous No.56056896]

Bragging about cheating in a Finance bread. That's another kind of special.
MY CVNA PUTS ARE STARTING TO BRRRR

[Anonymous No.56056897]

>>56056883
This. Body counts of anything other than exactly one are mental illness.

[Anonymous No.56056902]

>>56056864
pajeets are shitting up ai I guess

[Anonymous No.56056905]

if you mess around with the ho
you go to jail for life like Hyde from 70s Show

[Short Strangle Officer !!10elzP3IXWy No.56056907]

>>56056895
>he buys premium which decays with time

[Anonymous No.56056916]

>>56056897
Idk man I'd give people 3-5 depending on where and how they grew up. Once you start getting into double digits there's definitely something going on though.

[Anonymous No.56056917]

We might end +2% today. This market WANTS HIGHER

[Anonymous No.56056921]

>>56056883
True and based. I'm a Muslim and what you're describing is basically Islamic belief. I also have only fucked my wife and it's amazing. I don't care about fucking random whores, the whole purpose of a woman is for me to cum in her. If my wife does that, how does it matter that another woman does it too only slightly different?
Non Muslims will always be dumb

[Anonymous No.56056924]

>>56056897
>>56056883
Imagine the modern college male not having any marital prospects less than double digit body counts

[Anonymous No.56056928]

>>56056907

>he thinks it's better to time when the market will be flat and not just trade against the majority of retail traders

[Anonymous No.56056930]

this general is slow as fuck despite this crazy price action. i guess 85% of posters are underwater on their calls/longs and too upset to post

[Anonymous No.56056932]

Frauds are cool. Mumu why aren't we at 4500?

[Anonymous No.56056938]

>>56056916
It's ok to have standards and call failing to meet them "failure." It doesn't mean the people are worthless but it does mean they failed.

[Anonymous No.56056939]

>>56056930

If everyone is short buy calls
If everyone is long buy puts
If all the retail shorts from SPY 444 have thrown in the towel at 447 HOD today buy puts

[Anonymous No.56056944]

>seasonally strong period
>silver, spx, nasdaq all nicely bottomed out
>cot large spec is long
Heed my call goldbugs our time is nigh

[Anonymous No.56056945]

>>56056916
Probably true in the west.
Id make the cut at maybe 3-4max.
>>56056921
Not a muslim but you are right.
Chasing the thrill to fuck as many girls as possible diminishes the sensation of sex and intimacy.

[Anonymous No.56056948]

>>56055746
>>56056001
mrs watanabe

[Anonymous No.56056949]

locking down a decent virgin woman is like getting in on ground floor of an IPO

[Anonymous No.56056956]

>>56056930
about a third of our /smg/gers are banned at any point in time. trannyjanny has a grudge against us and /pmg/.

[Anonymous No.56056962]

>>56056930
We have day jobs and can't pay a ton of attention.

[Anonymous No.56056964]

>>56056883
Imagine accepting a lifetime commitment with zero fucking clue if you are remotely physically compatible and with no baseline to compare it to. This is the gayest possible most NPC tier shit I can imagine.

[Short Strangle Officer !!10elzP3IXWy No.56056966]

>>56056928
>he's a foot fag

[Anonymous No.56056969]

>>56056956
Also this. I got banned like three times last week.

[Anonymous No.56056972]

>>56056964
>physically compatible
put penis in hole
simple as

[Anonymous No.56056973]

>>56056921
>basically Islamic belief.
Islam allows polygamy and rape, so no.

[Anonymous No.56056974]

They are nuking chip stocks holy fuck

[Anonymous No.56056977]

>>56056973
>allows

[Anonymous No.56056978]

Just got a call from bogdanoff

Dump it

[Anonymous No.56056982]

>>56056905
Yeah man I'm gonna go straight to jail for rape despite having two weeks of text exchanges about how she is going to gargle on my cock before she invited me over.

I can't believe the autist males that use rape allegations as a cope to avoid socializing with females

[Anonymous No.56056983]

>>56056977
Sorry, encourages*

[Anonymous No.56056984]

>>56056944
>spx, nasdaq all nicely bottomed out

[Anonymous No.56056992]

>>56056983
>encourages*
You were right the 1st time Cuckstian. That's a pretty pathetic and transparent backpedal. And you can't post proof that Islam encourages polygamy. (Because it doesn't, it allows it as you first said)

[Anonymous No.56056994]

>>56056982
>two weeks
doesn't matter anon
she could decide 20 years from now that she didn't want to have sex with you and it's all over red rover

[Anonymous No.56056995]

>>56056964
The comparison effect probably is one of the reasons why they are so unstable nowadays.

[Anonymous No.56056997]

>>56055540
>Frauds Edition
you mean like picrelated?

[Anonymous No.56056998]

Buy the dip

[Anonymous No.56057000]

>>56056944
BUY NEWMONT

[Anonymous No.56057001]

>>56056992
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygyny_in_Islam

[Anonymous No.56057003]

>>56056964
Reap what you sow faggot. You sound like someone stuck in high school bang competitions. Comparison is the thief of joy.

[Anonymous No.56057005]

>>56056997
I actually like him, he seems pretty reasonable. What's your complaint?

[Anonymous No.56057007]

>>56056997
This guy is just too retarded to be a fraud. He's more of a parrot. Just repeats whatever smarter people say.
>>56057001
Show me where it says "encourage"
Do a screenshot

[Anonymous No.56057008]

>Yeah bro, the Fed is gonna cut rates with FUEL OIL being at 3,20 with +5% rates.

[Anonymous No.56057011]

heading to TGT
pick you guys up anything?

[Anonymous No.56057016]

>>56056964
>Imagine accepting a lifetime commitment
Imagine not having this.
>with zero fucking clue if you are remotely physically compatible
Well don't marry a guy or some Asian. Problem solved.
>and with no baseline to compare it to.
Implying you know what you're doing otherwise. Parents should marry their kids off at age 14, letting teenagers figure out dating is cruel IMO.
>This is the gayest possible most NPC tier shit I can imagine.
no u

[Anonymous No.56057018]

>>56057005
>What's your complaint?
>>56057007
>whatever smarter people say.
>smarter people
like picrelated?

lol,
lmao even.

[Anonymous No.56057022]

>>56057003
>Marry the first girl that makes eye contact with you at church after you hold hands once
>wage slave
>Lock door and stay inside until you are old and sit around in a room together watching tv
>Actually pay taxes
>Die

Of all the possible lives you faggots actually do this shit lmao.

[Anonymous No.56057023]

>>56057011
The only thing not locked up, some sun block. Not sure why it's not locked up though.

[Anonymous No.56057025]

>>56057007
>y-you cant post p-proof!
>it doesnt say encourages!!!
lol
lmao!

[Anonymous No.56057027]

>>56057011
the webm of the dude in ukraine who sees the drone approaching and just kill himself then gets a grenade anyway.

[Anonymous No.56057034]

>>56057011
sunscreen

[Anonymous No.56057040]

>>56057018
He literally does though. Show me one time he's had an original take. And yeah Snider eclipses that retard. He even acknowledges he gets most of his takes from Snider and other smarter people. He's entry level, so he probably suits a retard like you. Keep watching him.

[Anonymous No.56057042]

>>56057027
sorry i'm not going to /gif/ today i've already decided

[Anonymous No.56057050]

>>56057016
Go back to the desert achmed

[Anonymous No.56057053]

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE WORST /SMG/
IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKIN AFTERHOURS OR WEEKEND WTF

[Anonymous No.56057054]

>>56057042
it's all pee pee and poo poo on it today

[Anonymous No.56057061]

>>56057050
I'm from Virginia (the good part with the mountains.) My ancestors were the original settlers that came here from England.

[Anonymous No.56057062]

>>56057040
lower your tone

[Anonymous No.56057063]

>>56057025
It must be an embarrassing and pathetic existence to be a Cuckstian. All you can do against Islam is screech and post lies that get taken apart very easily. Anyone can ctrl-f that page for "encourage", it says it once but for the context that Muslim women are encouraged to be traditional.
Too easy to give Cuckstians their daily whipping.

[Anonymous No.56057069]

>>56057027
Link?

[Anonymous No.56057076]

>>56057053

[Anonymous No.56057079]

>>56057053
Worry not It's still better than the next one.

[Anonymous No.56057080]

i know ukraine is a psyop because there cannot possibly be any people left in ukraine, they all live in my neighborhood

[Anonymous No.56057082]

I HOPE IT'S NOT THE KOREAN-CUBAN-GIRL GUY WHO'S TALKING ABOUT FUCKIN ALL DIFFERENT WOMEN

[Anonymous No.56057089]

>>56057063
Taking ownership and responsibility of all the women you fuck is a night and day difference between blowing a load on some different hoe's ass every third night

[Anonymous No.56057091]

>>56057063
If you actually read any of it(you didnt), they are encouraged to take multiple wifes when the need allows, outside of that need you shouldn't.
>ctrl+f
>b-but they didnt use the specific word!
Youre a retard.

[Anonymous No.56057097]

>>56057091
Then post proof like I did or stop screaming you Cuckstian troon. Lmao you are screechy little girls.

[Anonymous No.56057100]

>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~72 hours.
maybe i've missed it but i can't see a salary for this position? does anyone know?

[Anonymous No.56057101]

how long until they realize VIX crush friday isn't going to work today? That's okay, just more fuel for the VIX when it goes back to 15

[Anonymous No.56057110]

>>56057061
Then why do you talk like a fag?

[Anonymous No.56057112]

PAEDOSLAM VS KEKISTAN

[Anonymous No.56057114]

>>56056181
Name a more flawless portfolio

[Anonymous No.56057120]

Wait wtf, I MEANT

PAEDISLAM VS KEKISTAN

now we need some JEWELRY

[Anonymous No.56057121]

>>56057097
lol you didnt post any proof of anything, you even implied above that its not even allowed.

[Anonymous No.56057125]

>>56057100
Yeah here's a previous janitorial staff getting a picture with their paycheck.

[Anonymous No.56057136]

>>56057121
>lol you didnt post any proof of anything
Sure

[Anonymous No.56057144]

>>56057125
it appears to be missing a 1 and the decimal place is too far to the left. surely they don't do it for free?

[Anonymous No.56057160]

>>56057144
What you see is what they get.
They do it for free.

[Anonymous No.56057163]

[Anonymous No.56057164]

>>56057082
It is indeed me. What about this Venezuelan chick? You guys need to stop jerking off if actual females can't make you cum anymore

[Anonymous No.56057173]

Which t-bills should I buy in next week's auction?

[Anonymous No.56057174]

>>56057160
what disgusting subhumans they must be to mop up shit and demand no payment

[Anonymous No.56057178]

>>56057136
You just did a ctrl+f of the specific word.
Ctrl +f allows since you clearly know fuck all and just keep backpedaling.
>>56056977

[Anonymous No.56057179]

>>56057163
based bummers

[Anonymous No.56057181]

>>56057164

[Anonymous No.56057182]

>>56057163
mike judge more like mike fudge cos his shit's gay now

[Anonymous No.56057185]

>>56057173
None longer than 6 months.

[Anonymous No.56057187]

>>56057178
Crymoar-stian

[Anonymous No.56057190]

>>56057174
Subhumans they are indeed.

[Anonymous No.56057192]

>>56057181
why such the long face?

[Anonymous No.56057195]

>>56057160
>>56057144
>>56057125
OH JANNNYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.56057200]

>>56057192
i dunno, why the ESL sentence structure?

[Anonymous No.56057214]

Had a think about the auto market. The way I see it there's no fucking chance Tesla ends up winning the EV race. All the major historical players in the market are currently at extremely low valuations. One of them will win it and rocketship in the next decade or so. Thinken a basket of Volkswagen, Toyota, Honda, Ford and Stellantis is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.56057221]

>>56057200
because your date looks like a donkey

[Anonymous No.56057229]

>>56057022
That sounds really comfy actually.

[Anonymous No.56057242]

>>56057185
Ok. 6 months it is.

[Anonymous No.56057246]

>>56057221
You aren't even replying to the same dude nigguh wtf learn 2 read gooder

I dunno I thought she was cute and she cooked me arepas n shit every time we fucked

[Anonymous No.56057276]

>>56057246
my guy it's friday i don't read on fridays

[Anonymous No.56057283]

Look at nkla computer

[FRESH No.56057310]

>>56057308
>>56057308
>>56057308

[Anonymous No.56057320]

>>56057214
Yeah kind of like how DEC won the PC revolution?

[Anonymous No.56058464]

>>56056290
Its literally 08 with no net in the making. Zillow's creditors will commit suicide if the fed raises the rates any higher.