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Boglechad Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
>Previous >>56050190

>> No.56052471

It's over

>> No.56052472
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Stock market investors want only one thing
>and it's fucking disgusting

>> No.56052491
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56052491

I only invest my money because i know that otherwise i would spend it on weed and hookers & bitches.

>> No.56052492
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56052492

NVAX

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56052497

Janny-chan banned me again for posting a fat ass so the threads been taking longer to make

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>> No.56052503

dang I was beaten to it

lt's over

>> No.56052507

Reminder that if you get more than $300 in FTC you have to fill out the dreaded 1116 form

>> No.56052513
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56052513

What's the over/under on it being over?

>> No.56052514

>>56052507
why would we have that?

>> No.56052517

>>56052513
Fifuti- fifuti- desu

>> No.56052524

Damn bot thread today. Jan jan shut down the bots..this is boring

>> No.56052530
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I live in the greatest country on Earth. I make lots of money. I own lots of SPY. Football is back. My folder is full of pretty girls. And I have many frens here at the /smg/. I think I'm gonna make it.

>> No.56052531
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56052531

this weeks edition of
>can't say they aren't doing it

>> No.56052535

youtubes been reccing me a lot of <10 view vids lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vxvUUO1fvM
what are the final implications of this performance?

>> No.56052541

>>56052531
They're quantitatively easing.

>> No.56052543

Yep. Reduce bot frequency. This is ridiculous

>> No.56052544

>>56052530
>watching africanized handegg

>> No.56052548

Vix chad here, formerly russell chad, think I'm going russell bull again for the short term.

>> No.56052553

>>56052535
anon you have blessed this thread

>> No.56052561

1 bot post per 45 minutes should bring the effect you wish for. Not 1 per minute

>> No.56052571

YOU'VE PUT MY YOUTUBE INTO A BLACK HOLE!!! I ONLY SEE HIS VIDEOS NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56052572
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>>56052548
Elaborate on that

>> No.56052575
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>>56052561
>>56052543
>>56052524

>> No.56052577

>>56052535
kek wtf was that
gives me these vibes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvh6Pto4ke4

>> No.56052578

Have you considered market conditions have attracted more spergs to your SMIGGER thread?

>> No.56052587

>>56052501
NVAX chads are we back?

>> No.56052592

>>56052578
No, jannies just increased bot frequency and decreased thread bot creation frequency

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>>56050315

>CoreWeave starts as an ETH mining company headed by hedge fund managers who were deeply involved in carbon credit fraud during the mid 2000's
>CoreWeave pivots to GPU compute targeted towards AI as the AI hype starts growing
>CoreWeave gets a 2+ billion debt facility from Magnetar Capital who is known for playing both sides of the '08 crisis with CDOs.
>CoreWeave orders GPU's from NVIDIA with these funds and uses the chips as collateral for the loan from Magnetar
>This order from CoreWeave was a major factor of driving up NVIDIA's stock price, hence the entire market recently
>FinTwit and FinTube get ahold of the information and start asking questions
>Major red flags raised about those involved at every level. Shell companies, tax fraud, unethical dealings in their history.
>Ad hominem hit pieces and damage control articles come out attacking those asking questions
>Strawman is built: "Idiot low IQ conspiracy theorists! CoreWeave is not a shell company!" which was never said
>All legitimate concerns and criticisms are ignored. "GPU demand is very strong, Google and Microsoft can't get enough!" parroted.

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56052632

Any recommendations on good reading material to get a good understanding of options greeks?

>> No.56052638

>>56052615
That's interesting. Thanks. Puts the suspicion into context

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Smiggers
https://youtu.be/Iaw4UjKjTjo?si=NuTQPygD99gnLZvU

>> No.56052647

>>56052535
>>56052577
I exclusively trade to this song on repeat there's nothing else quite like it
https://youtu.be/AyRrLhkntEA?si

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>>56052632
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/090716/top-5-books-become-option-trader.asp
The only book I've read on the Market is picrel

>> No.56052723

Bogle is dead. His dynasty has fallen. Long live the age of passive leveraged indexing.

>> No.56052771

>my brother in law keeps dating divorced polyamorous sluts and bringing them to family functions
>doesnt get why I stopped inviting him to things
Is this really the way it is now? Is there nothing separating us from animals? More importantly is this bullish due to the impulsivity of the animal mind or bearish due to the impulsivity of the animal mind?

>> No.56052773

Anyone got recommended reading/watching for FA or TA? I need more education

I have been watching how Shkreli does models and its interesting. More specific and technical stuff like that would be great. I am looking for everything market related. Buy and hokd, dividend, swings and even day trading

>> No.56052777

>>56052723
*active leveraged commodities

>> No.56052789

And when I say shut down the operation I don't just mean /biz/
Gtfo the internet

>> No.56052790

Can someone explain to me what is stopping me from just copying what people on https://hedgefollow.com/ do?

>> No.56052818
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>>56052790
I will not be baited into visiting your shill site.
Assuming what this is from the name, hedge funds generally underperform just holding VOO.

>> No.56052827

>>56052790
Fuck off shill

>> No.56052847

>>56052790
Most hedgefunds don't outperform SP 500 long term. Or even yearly. Although that's not necessarily their goal.

>> No.56052873

>>56052847
Go back to campus

>> No.56052875

>>56052615
Sounds like bullshit FUD, you should probably buy an ad if you want to shill CoreWeave here. Also even if it is true, that isn't illegal, sounds like a good thing.

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>>56052466
>The man, the meme

>> No.56052892

>>56052847
>Most hedgefunds don't outperform SP 500 long term
Wrong. The underperformance only kicks in after you net out perf fees.

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>>56052875
dude... the point is that CoreWeave is at best an extremely risky grift by hedge funds, and at worst a huge scam... definitely not shilling it

>> No.56052930

>>56052873
>hedge funds
>hedging
>risk reduction
Post your 5 figure RH portfolio.

>> No.56052933

>>56052666
I’ll check it out. Thanks

>> No.56052948

>>56052930
Do you faggots really think you are invisible? Run! Never look back

>> No.56052951
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56052951

I boughted $10 each of 50 STOOKS today, all pretty quickly one after the other within a span of maybe 30 minutes or so, and this is how the top ones that fit on the screen are presently ranked by performance thus far.
BASED
HOOD

>> No.56053005

by the time i wake up tomorrow, USD/RUB will be over 99 and USD/CNY will be over 7.33

>> No.56053017

>>56052951
Wow you're retarded.

>> No.56053032

>>56052818
>>56052827
No one cares about your pathetic, insignificant lives. If you were to die at this moment, the world would be a better place. I know your shitty parents probably didn't teach you this, but if you don't have anything productive to say, don't say anything at all.
>>56052847
Why wouldn't that be their goal? What's the point of putting your money in a hedge fund if it wouldn't do better than the S&P 500?

>> No.56053034

>>56053017
Even if I am it's better than being a NIGGER like (You), faggot.

>> No.56053040

>>56053032
>What's the point of putting your money in a hedge fund if it wouldn't do better than the S&P 500?
Not doing worse I guess.

>> No.56053071

>>56053032
I did say something productive though. You fundamentally misunderstand the kind of product a hedge fund is. they sell their services to idiots who can't be bothered to open a Vanguard account.

>> No.56053078

You really think you are invisible and anon on here? You couldn't be more wrong

>> No.56053098

>>56053078
relax mark

>> No.56053108

>>56053098
You can call me Baäl

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>>56053071

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>>56053078
You are insofar that you don't break the law. Law enforcement agencies would then subpoena the IP address from the ISP that made the illegal posts and your they will comply. If a haxor got your IP he would have to be Uber l33t level to do anything

>> No.56053162

>>56052951
kek

>> No.56053175

>>56053145
LEA is dead. Lea has barely enough staff to get the regular workload done. The average age doesn't go down and the quitting increases while recruitment quotas are not filled.

>> No.56053194

And the little behaviorist and advertising faggots data leeches and other scum isn't invisible on here. It isn't about lea you should be concerned about

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L m a o
W T F
Mumu, you are so delusional it's unreal
Unironically **extremely** bearish
If we had seen the bearish sentiment rise sharply, it would have been indicative of the bearish trade being overcrowded, of an exhaustion of sellers - it's what you would expect to see, after consecutive days of weakness
You don't expect to see this!
>pic related
Bear trade is not crowded at all - it's the bull side that is - incredibly unusual

>> No.56053211

Huxley was right. This is another dimensions hell and demons are very real

>> No.56053270

>>56053211
the fucking BOTS THAT CHASE MY BIDS are the demons in this hell. I agree.

>> No.56053286

>>56053270
Your being is thrown into this realm, have to work with where you are

>> No.56053290

>>56052513
I picked the under, so bretty good.

>> No.56053291
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Ah nooooooo oil is sliding

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>>56053162

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>>56053211
>Maybe this world is another planet's Hell

>> No.56053309

>>56053071
>>56053127
Oh, I see. Well, you didn't need to be mean and call me a shill. I don't even know that website. I just looked up websites that track hedge funds on Google, and it was one of the results.

>> No.56053313

>>56053291
Maybe just retightening the spring coils for the next push upwards.

>> No.56053324
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56053324

Why would you invest in individual S&P 500 stocks instead of the entire S&P 500 Index? Huge amounts of intelligence and work are devoted to optimizing the prices of S&P 500 stocks relative to each other. It only makes sense to buy individual stocks if you think you know better than the best professional investors how much they're worth. You don't.

>> No.56053341

>>56053324
Now hold up there, assuming professional investors know anything about what they are invested in is actually worth is a big leap of faith.

>> No.56053373

>>56053324
I invest in QQQ nigger

>> No.56053374

>>56053306
Dimension would have be more fitting. The Bardo Thödröl has come the closest describing the bigger picture, and after reading it somebody with a mind to see will know where it is

>> No.56053377

>>56053324
it's less about this and more about investing in everything instead of a few things that may or may not still be there in x years (tesla)

>> No.56053399

>>56053341
Yeah, a lot of them are clueless. But you're competing against the best ones, not the average ones.

>> No.56053412

>>56053034
Erm, based?

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>>56053324
Mostly my BOIL trading (green) vs the S&P 500 (blue) YTD.

>> No.56053456

Kek, Warren Buffet is 93. Dude's got so much money that for each of his 93 years he could've raked in over 3.4 million. Ponder that. 3.4 million a year for 93 years.

>> No.56053474

>>56053456
What about if you only figure it for the years that one is most generally financially active, says just 73 years as begun at age 20? That's even more per year.

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Please tell me TSLA going down this month.

>> No.56053556

>>56053324
>Having your shit rekt by some faggy megacaps
Shut up Jack.

>> No.56053597

you know all this talk of 'pricing in' of literally anything this year has had me thinking about the fact that its completely wrong. yet it should be right in most instances; markets knew in advance of CPI prints, pre-election seasonality, megacap earnings, etc. which way they were going to go yet didn't do so until the very date.
i think the reason why is very simple, a process i call 'pricing out', where a guaranteed bullish response is front-loaded with a bearish setup and vice-versa. we shall see this play out again leading up to december, where seasonality predicts a strong bullish trend and thus guarantees a significant bearish slump from now through november. funds will be able to create more dependence of customers on their 'nilometers' by assuring them of a big year-end rally, only to wind up the year flat at 4400

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I'm a hot girl, and I come in different flavours
All the hot boys got me as their screen saver
Tall green, money green just like Bottegas
Taking off our clothes in the window for the neighbours

'Cause I'm really hot (yeah), dancing in Stilettos on the table top
Rodeo Drive is where I like to shop (ha)
And I can race you there in my Bentley truck (vroom-vroom)

'Cause when I pull up, I step out and shine (yeah)
I'm like Tony, I'm cutting the line (hi Tony)
Yeah, I'm buttery, creamy, and fine (mwah)
My acrylics around my white wine (ching)

I travel 'round the globe
Paris Fashion Week, and I'm in the front row (bonjour)
But I'm going skiing even when the slopes are closed
'Cause I'm so hot with snow up my nose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKIU3Q5oiMg

>> No.56053606

>>56053549
Nope, I just boughted $10 of it today and it's going to make me at least one US quarter.

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>>56053600
https://youtu.be/PKrng0iG6KY?si=kNUefvpe9Sumnru2
This song increases gains by 20% when listened to during trading hours

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>>56053324
>thinking you can deter the hubris of stock pickers

This is why we win Boglefriend. They trade and build the index by losing most of the time, so that we may buy the index at 0.03 basis points. They perform a vital service.

>> No.56053698
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I have a new investment strategy:
1. Every time I go to KR, I'm going to hit up the ATM and withdrawal $100 (it's free for me because of my bank)
2. I will then use $20 and buy scratch off lottery tickets
3. I will put the rest of the $80 in the back of my freezer
I think I will beat the indices like this

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>>56053638
>gains
*gays
You need to listen to Gid Tanner and His Skillet Lickers when you trade, son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkhzqpjMU5Q

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Do you hear that Mr. Swedecuck? That is the sound of inevitability.

>> No.56053727

>>56053717
What exactly is "inevitable", schizo? The only thing I can think of is the markets ability to pump year after year, S&P 5000 before EOY.

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roll for SOXL to 25

is this coreweave FUD tanking my NVDA? jensen cashed out $42M worh of shares, is it all ogre?
CHINA fud cucking aapl as wall dragging down tech and all 3 indexes

>> No.56053767

Cover me, I'm going in. Get to the chopper! Put that cookie down!

>> No.56053809

good morning lads and lasses formerly known as lads. is everyone excited for another day of stock market generalling? i know i am! let's get into it, and remember, the most important thing is to have fun!

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>>56053809
Goodnight/smg/ may the shitposts continue in the morning

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HKEX 香港交易所 @HKEXGroup
>[Update] The morning trading sessions of both the #securities and #derivatives markets (including #StockConnect trading) have been cancelled due to a Black Rainstorm Warning remaining in force.

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/hong-kongs-heaviest-rain-least-140-years-floods-city-streets-metro-2023-09-08/

>> No.56053861

>>56053850
we're off to a good start. mumu, your reaction to this early play by the weather on todays trading?

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>>56053727
We're not here because the market is bullish; we're here because the market is not bullish. There's no escaping reason, no denying bearishness, for as we both know, without bearishness we would not exist.
It is bearishness that created us,
bearishness that connects us,
bearishness that pulls us,
that guides us,
that drives us;
it is bearishness that defines,
bearishness that binds us.
We are here because of you, Mr. Swedecuck. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us...
Bearishness!

>> No.56053865

Do you know any secret information about DISH?

>> No.56053879

>>56052466
It's over.

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>he doesn't know about next week

>> No.56053896

>>56053324
>if you think you know better than the best professional investors how much they're worth. You don't.
go read peter lynch's work

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Current Market

>> No.56053936

>>56053887
I want to fuck this woman

>> No.56053937

>markets
https://youtu.be/iuLxnw3o7qo?si=AQJaoKiryZNY0KFX

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>>56053887
W-what’s next week?

>> No.56053950

>>56053324
Actually nobody knows how much any individual stock is worth. All overly confident appearing bullshit being spouted. Essentially conmen that say what they think feels right (if they are not actually lying).

>> No.56053958

Baking.

>> No.56053965

what is a good stock diversification?

>> No.56053972

>>56053965
all in gamestop

>> No.56053974

i've just learned the stockholm stock exchange (STO) has replaced it's opening bell with the adhan, inshallah.

>> No.56053994

>>56053950
Yes, talk is cheap so we shouldn't take it seriously. But market prices are determined by traders buying and selling shares, putting their money at risk. We should take that seriously.

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>>56053887
Eva gets naked?

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bros...

>> No.56054022

>>56053972
but i pirate all my games

>> No.56054039

>>56054008
chuds, vatniks and assorted thirdies btfo

>> No.56054063
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>>56054008
>>56054039
Whoah, based. It's been too long that the russians and chinese have been beating us in the political repression department. It's time we closed the corrupt shithole gap with our adversaries.

>> No.56054074
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>>56054008
>bullish

>> No.56054093

>>56053996
Every day

>> No.56054157
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56054157

>get your flu shot AND OTHER vaccines in one place
What did they mean by this Walgreens commercial?

>> No.56054166

*shids pant and dies*

>> No.56054175

the west...
still hasn't fallen

>> No.56054182

billions haven't died

>> No.56054198
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For me, it's trying to own your geopolitical enemies by emulating the worst aspects of their societies here at home.

>> No.56054199

>>56054182
>billions haven't died
**Googles all cause mortality increase**
**Clicks news tab**

>> No.56054206

>>56054199
how long do we have dr chud? 2 weeks?

>> No.56054213

>>56053947
why do you name your file as such?
who are you?

>> No.56054223
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>futures

>> No.56054224
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56054224

IS WE BE CRASHING?

>> No.56054246
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>>56054206
>"AND OTHER vaccines"
What did they mean by this?

>> No.56054262

>>56054246
idk you're the one with the doctorate

>> No.56054267
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56054267

How's your NVAX stock doing John-Boy?

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>>56054262
>you're the one with the doctorate
My PhD is in chudonomics and bluff calling. Now run along Jim-Bob and get your school work done.

>> No.56054285
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56054285

Financially speaking, why do redditors lack all self-awareness?

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>> No.56054354
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56054354

up day fri into black monday total liquidation. i base this entirely on gut feel

>> No.56054355

>>56054285
ikr, imagine coming to 4chan and getting butthurt that not everyone holds the same opinions

>> No.56054358
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56054358

Financially speaking, males are the gay gender. Short TSLA, long SIGA.

>> No.56054370

>Qualcomm's revenue comes 70% from China
>Sanction package is coming
I should just take the loss with this shit stock. I believe in the technology but the short term looks absolutly bleak

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>>56054355
>not everyone holds the same opinions

>> No.56054382

>>56054355
This isn't The Free World anymore, chud. We live in The Rules Based Order now, and different opinions are dangerous to our democracy.

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>>56054378
>>56054382

>> No.56054387

>>56054382
Based take for once schizo.

>> No.56054393

>>56054386
>>56054387
Uh oh, struck a bit close to home there, didn't I? lmao

>> No.56054398

You know I'm right. You've become the mirror image of the thing you're fighting.

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>>56054398

>> No.56054406

today we pump by the way

>> No.56054407

The 7 a.m german time schizo pump started.

>> No.56054419

>>56054382
toplel

>> No.56054421
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>>56054386
Run along Jim Bob, don't get your jimmies rustled

>> No.56054423

So weren't we supposed to dump hard? Why is SPY still above 440?

>> No.56054431
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56054431

What did I do in a past life to be struck here.

>> No.56054433
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>>56054423
Double top in another, bigger, double top.

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>>56054423
Directionality is dangerous to our financial sector so it has been eliminated.

>> No.56054443

VIX MM paypig anon you still around? What have you been doing? Did you close your vix shorts? Did you open new ones yet? We've had some little pops in the vix but nothing major. Will we ever see a 30 vix ever again or have daily 0 DTE options goomblers contained the vol indefinitely?

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>>56054431
Yummy tummy

>> No.56054452

Sweden, please no, not again

>> No.56054453
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56054453

Short strangle chads are we winning?

>> No.56054487 [DELETED] 

Everyone I know who took the vax is still alive. I dont know a single person who died. Even in the last 2 years. Antivax chuds are fake and absolutely gay.

>> No.56054488
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>Chad's gone

>> No.56054493
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56054493

The dumps will continue until morale around here improves. I have spoken.

>> No.56054497

>>56054487
Kek lucky you. All cause mortality statistics suggest otherwise. Perhaps it is you that is fake and gay

>> No.56054537
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56054537

Looking at DAX 4 hourly, we probably reached last weeks friday and the cycle repeats now. Almost identical with the little bullish pin+fallback and then meltup

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>>56054537

>> No.56054560

>>56054543
I doubt this to be true. Too few movement at 9 hour mark.

>> No.56054571

>>56054370
shouldnt semi's be dumping a lot more? seems like it is beginning with qcom

>> No.56054573

>>56054487
Financially speaking or not?

>> No.56054575
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Current forecast is another bullish decade for the SP 500 chads.

>> No.56054578
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Yields...

>> No.56054583

>>56054487
I told my employer I got the vax when they forced everyone to get it or be fired, I'm still alive

>> No.56054584

I don't understand what this means. Can you post it as a chart with an anime girl?

>> No.56054601

>>56054578
QRD?

>> No.56054620

>>56054439
but the direction the S&P500 has been going this year is clearly up, not sideways.

>> No.56054626

>>56052466
>>https://finviz.com/
is it worth it to subscribing to websites like this, like also investing.com, and market watch

I see marketwatch is only €0.50/week for 1 year

I don't really know what I can do with a paid account desu

>> No.56054628
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>ahhhhh that first sip

feels so good bros, but tell me, when are my /coffecrew/ at???

>> No.56054632
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Guys what the fuck is this bullshit prediction? 0.2% MoM in August, while the oil shot up in the sky?
HOW the FUCK is this a reasonable prediction? This can't be true. Either they are manufacturing a crash or they will cook the number so much that markets will remain flat.
>Going into this shit with a vix of 14
The absolute state of this market. Insane.

>> No.56054662
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>>56054632
Last time I checked, the m/m was 0.8% (someone posted it here). It generally takes like 3-4 weeks for oil to get through to producer prices which in turn then gets through to consumers.
Gas is already feeling the heat though (I am paying so much for gas/diesel here in Europoor... you wouldn't believe these insane prices) but since they barely decreased prices last time oil crashed, there is much less of a ramp up now (since they are greedy fuggs that know we must refill our cars or we go out of fuckin business).
Electricity prices are on the rise again which will contribute to a higher inflation. Food prices are also increasing. And soon the annual part of the service inflation should get a huge swing up.
There is absolutely no way that the monthly inflationary rate is so low.
But remember, they are totally free to choose what data to include and what to exclude. They can manipulate statistics as much as it suits them.

>> No.56054670

>>56054662
The trick actually is that they didn't decrease prices at gas stations accordingly to drop in prices on the global market. Simply higher margins.

Price up easy, price down, no no

>> No.56054674

why are futures pumping?

>> No.56054676
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Yields...

>> No.56054678

>>56054674
>Up good, down bad.
So down is harder.

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>>56054578
>posting a bunch of numbers
wtf do you want us to do with that? those numbers aren't moving and there aren't even any repeating digits.
>>56054584
good lad.

>> No.56054688

>>56054681
Top numbers are higher than bottom =inverse
I thought people here are clever.

>> No.56054692

>>56054670
Ah that old scam.

As soon as the oil price goes up they can't stick the price of fuel up quick enough as the stations. When it goes down they have the feet up and say ahhh sure it's more complicated than that we buy the oil at a certain price blah blah

HAD ENOUGH

>> No.56054700

>>56054692
You'd have to compare the Weekly petroleum report. Look up a report from March-May 2022, one from May 2023 (bottom) and the one from August 2023. And see how much the average retail price has changed with the fluctuations in price. You know what, I'm going to do it for the lolz.

>> No.56054708

>>56054700
Cool sounds good report your findings backs here please

>> No.56054712

>>56054692
The West Texas Intermediate crude oil price was $120.73 per barrel on
June 10, 2022, $1.76 above last week’s price and $49.73 more than a year
ago. The spot price for conventional gasoline in the New York Harbor was
$4.205 per gallon, $0.304 less than last week’s price but $2.062 above a year
ago. The spot price for ultra-low sulfur diesel fuel in the New York Harbor
was $4.445 per gallon, $0.023 above last week’s price and $2.325 over a
year ago.
The national average retail regular gasoline price increased to $5.006 per
gallon on June 13, 2022, $0.130 above last week’s price and $1.937 over
a year ago. The national average retail diesel fuel price was $5.718 per
gallon. '


The WTI crude oil price dropped to $70.02 per barrel
on May 12, 2023, $1.30 lower than the previous week, and $40.50 below
the price a year ago. At New York Harbor, the spot price for conventional
gasoline rose to $2.489 per gallon, $0.031 more than a week ago, but $1.499
less than the price one year ago. The New York Harbor spot price for ultralow sulfur diesel fuel fell $0.02 to $2.303 per gallon, $3.036 lower than the
price last year.
The national average retail price for regular gasoline was $3.536 per gallon
on May 15, 2023, $0.003 more than last week’s price, but $0.955 less than
the price one year ago. The national average retail price for diese

>> No.56054718

>>56054692
>>56054712
(Fuck sorry, cut last part off)
The national average retail price for diesel fuel fell
$0.025 to $3.897 per gallon, $1.716 less than the price last year.


The West Texas Intermediate crude oil price was $82.76 per barrel on August
4, 2023, $2.21 higher than a week prior, but $9.01 less than last year at the
same time. The spot price for conventional gasoline at New York Harbor
dropped to $2.799 per gallon, $0.056 less than last week’s price, and $0.333
less than the year-ago price. The New York Harbor spot price for ultra-low
sulfur diesel fuel was $3.062 per gallon, $0.112 more than last week, but
$0.143 less than the price last year.
The national average retail price for regular gasoline was $3.828 per gallon
on August 7, 2023, $0.071 more than last week, but $0.210 less than the price
last year. The national average retail price for diesel fuel climbed to $4.239
per gallon, $0.112 more than a week ago, but $0.754 less the price last year
at the same time

>> No.56054723

>The Chinese Yuan has fallen to its lowest since 2007, per Reuters.

woo lad, better load up on shorts and puts for Chinese stocks then

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>>56054670
Of course. They can always find at least a dozen good excuses as for why they "can't possible go any lower on gas prices" all the while gas dropped like crazy last year after the initial onslaught of the "war". Crazy that oil and gas is at the same level as 10 years ago yet gas here costs good +50% more. But yeah sure... I once thought America would never allow this to their citizens and that the citizens would do something if gas would ever skyrocket like it is now but apparently no, we are all npcs willing to take it up the butt.

Fellow EUbros, do we pump today or is it another turn on the algos at 10-11, slump, then initiate algos in the afternoon?

>> No.56054746

>>56054718
120,73/86,76 (OIL)=1,4587965
5,718/4,239 (FUEL OIL)= 1,348903

Higher margin?

>> No.56054748

>>56054746
>56054746
I mean 82,76. Dividing average Juny 2022 oil with avg august 2023 oil, as well as retail Diesel price. Division has not the same proportion/relation, lower number. Means, oil dumped harder, fuel oil not.

>> No.56054750

>>56054746
>>56054748
Interesting. Thanks for pulling up the numbers

>> No.56054759

>>56054724
As long as there are poorer people than you, you feel fine. And the poorest are on fentanyl and other drugs, so they don't care anymore anyways.

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>>56054723
>load up after the crash has already occurred.

>> No.56054773

>>56054674
Market open up
Big dump down
Close up at the end of the day
Make Hammer candle on chart
We go up next week
Down into CPI
Then CPI is 'good'
PPI is 'good'
We up for rest of month

>> No.56054780

>>56054620
Because of oil.

>>56054497
The system is too big, humans are too retarded and too many retards were educated yet cannot understand statistics or something bigger than themselves. So it will only get worse.
>Spain elects a Downie to their assembly
Competence is not required for most jobs.

>> No.56054782

>>56054723
Short the bottom eh? Never change /smg/, never change.
I thought a weak Yuan is kinda good since China exports like crazy. Then again that is a major oversimplification

>> No.56054788

>Strikes start at major Chevron Australia LNG projects, no talks planned

>counting on australian ever

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>>56054768
>>56054723
>>56054782
I'm trying to offload my LKNCY without triggering too much tax, but every time I sell I look like a clown.
Bought a bunch around the $3-5 mark and then some more at $7. Sold some at 15,23,33.

Even now I'm not sure why LKNCY keeps going up even as BABA and TCHEY keep losing. China stupid af.

>> No.56054826

These early EU sessions are becoming more and more boring with every day.

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>> No.56054857
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>> No.56054871

>>56054782
That's the thing, China's exports/imports have actually went down and its been like that for 4 months straight. I'm expecting shit to get worse for the next few months too.

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>>56054857
>JEW MAD BRO
I am honestly really starting to consider to trade based on these predictable algo actions. This is getting real ridiculous.
Also... US tech dumps like crazy but the EU suddenly doesn't care? What is going on? SUddenly the US dependence goes out the window? The EU indices (especially DAX and OMX) are complete shitcoins

>> No.56054877

>>56054875
Yeah I said it yesterday and 2 days ago. OMX has surpassed DAX easily. CFD on DAX, Options with higher leverage(barriers) on OMX.

>> No.56054912

WHO'S SELLING?

>> No.56054920
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I'm buying on open.

>> No.56054931
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UH OH STINKY

>> No.56054932

>>56054920
Probably the right thing to do. This downwards movement seems completely random. And I'm a bear, but this just happened without anything. Literal no reason. So will probably be slurped by US.

>> No.56054942

>>56054875
I have been shorting the DAX like a motherfucker, but fucker refuses to decisively roll over and die.

Anyway, will keep at it.

>> No.56054946

>>56054932
DOUBLE
O
U
B
L
E

TOP
O
P

>> No.56054948

tried explaining to my co-worker how and why I bought puts on AAPL
he didn't even really understand what "shorting" was. i don't know if he got it
it was kind of funny seeing his face when I explained how I only put up $400 to get $180,000 in notional leverage
options are funny

>> No.56054950

The bots are clearly broken

>> No.56054972

is the dump over? should i start dca into SPY?

>> No.56054974

>>56054942
LMAO DAX and OMX shitting themselves. Wtf is happening?

>> No.56054979
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56054979

Evolution, Mumu. Evolution! Like The Dinosaur. Look Out That Window. You've Had Your Time. The Future Is OUR World, Mumu. The Future Is OUR Time.

>> No.56054990

>$2.2 bln inflows to stocks, $4 bln inflows to bonds, $700 mln outflow from gold in the week to Wednesday - BofA citing EPFR data.

>> No.56054998

Yo, wtf am I retarded?

>Spanische Ministerin – Kurzfristig kein EU – Bann für russische LNG – Importe
10:36
Brüssel, 08. Sep (Reuters) – Die Europäische Union wird nach den Worten der spanischen Wirtschaftsministerin Teresa Ribera vorerst kein Verbot für den umstrittenen Import von russischem Flüssiggas (LNG) verhängen. "Es herrscht ein Gefühl der Knappheit und der Angst", sagte Ribera am Freitag der Nachrichtenagentur Reuters mit Blick auf die Versorgungssicherheit. Neue Turbulenzen sollten vermieden werden. Spanien hat bis Ende Dezember die rotierende EU-Ratspräsidentschaft inne und kann damit besonders starken Einfluss auf Entscheidungen in Brüssel nehmen.

Die europäischen Einfuhren von russischem Flüssiggas sind zwischen Januar und Juli um 40 Prozent gestiegen, verglichen mit dem gleichen Zeitraum im Jahr 2021 – also vor Beginn des Kriegs gegen die Ukraine. Dabei verfolgt die EU das Ziel, bis 2027 keine russischen fossilen Brennstoffe mehr zu verwenden. Die Staatengemeinschaft hat bereits die Einfuhr von russischem Rohöl und Ölprodukten wie Diesel auf dem Seeweg verboten.

THE EU IS IMPORTING RUSSIAN LNG? And more than before the war? How is this even remotely in line with the oil ban etc.? This is the first time I heard about this. I thought there was NO energy from russia.

>> No.56055004

>The End of Airbnb In New York
https://www.wired.com/story/airbnb-ban-new-york-city/

time to short

>> No.56055006

>>56055004
This has been in the news for ages, it's certainly priced in.

>> No.56055011

>>56055004
yeah good luck with that
s&p inclusion is bullish
CPAs about to wreck you

>> No.56055012

>>56054998
Where did you think the natural gas in Europe was coming from? They blew up the pipeline.

The oil ban is also a pure formality, because we still get russian oil, it is just either imported over a third country or simply changes tankers at sea. That trick does not work with LNG so they cannot do it. Winter is going to be fun fun fun

>> No.56055022

>>56054998
Reuters is not news
Reuters is an advertising outlet
Also the amount of other advertising outlet that try to appeal to average normal faggot have one
>Pleae put your liquidity in the stock market ponzi
Ad after the other
Stuff is going to break hard

>> No.56055024

>JAPANESE GDP REV QOQ ANNUALISED ACTUAL 4.8% (FORECAST 5.6%, PREVIOUS 6.0%)

rip japan economy, loading on japanese puts and shorts

>> No.56055034

>>56055024
Rip the entire world
And buy rope

>> No.56055041

>>56055012
I know there was no pipeline, but I thought there was a general ban on any energy from russia. I didn't even remotely think of them buying LNG from russia.

>The oil ban is also a pure formality, because we still get russian oil, it is just either imported over a third country or simply changes tankers at sea

Yes, I know you can circumvent anything. But they are buying DIRECTLY LNG which is a different story, as it completely negates ANY "moral highground".

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>>56055034
nah not yet. Wait until October, its historically the worst month for stock markets.

>> No.56055059

>>56055046
You arr really trying, have to give you that, but you should stop it. I should have run a more random month to feed the indexes

>> No.56055060

>>56054857
>>56054845
MAN, I was COMPLETELY WRONG, maybe that was the plan. lmao, at least I didn't buy. But I also didn't load up on shorts as I could have, damn.

>> No.56055071

>>56055060
you sound like a bad trader
stinkin thinkin

>> No.56055077

>>56055071
>bad trader
I didn't buy, and I had shorts. I didn't go full short. Did you expect it to randomly crash like this in EU?

Is it the AAPL Iphone ban in China that gave you the hint?

>> No.56055080
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56055080

THANKS FOR PLAYING!

>> No.56055082

>>56055077
what is AAPL? is that a stock or something?

>> No.56055095

>>56055082
No, it's shitcoin

>> No.56055110
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>>56054974
Is this it? Is it finally happening? The market is probably realizing that it has to price in yet another 25 bps hike... I don't know. Inflation is stuck at 6%+. Wow, who would have thunk a pathetic rate of 3.75 would NOT crush inflation of more than 6% (officially).
Weird though that the two industrial centers of EU are taking the largest hits

>> No.56055116

>>56054620
Yes, but what if we zoom out? Aren't we just in a gigacrab market?

>> No.56055125

>>56055110
What is weird about that? I'm EXPLICITLY and INTENTIONALLY shorting DAX and OMX just because of their industry. The only thing hold DAX alive is Münchener Rück and Hannover Rück and maybe Allianz. the fuckin insurers. With the amount of catastrophes atm, they might also get a hit down the year.

>> No.56055132

smgiggers I need some advice. I'm deep in the green for the first time ever on options, got 11 contracts with OMX 2205 puts expiring 15 September. Purchase price was 2,2k, and they're currently selling for 3,87k. Do I sell 6 of them to take partial profits to cover my initial investment, and let the rest of em just roll?

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s&p futures down 25bps

>> No.56055146

RIP BULLS

>> No.56055147

>>56055132
yeah sell half, then let the runners do their things. put a stop at break even or some trailing stop at the ATR of 1h chart

>> No.56055165

Just buy stocks with no exposure to China
>Meta
>Amazon
>Google
>Pharmas
This portfolio will outperform the market massively

>> No.56055167

>>56055147
My broker is retarded, you can only place a sell order with a set price.

What is ATR? I have a feeling that SPY will retest 443 today so will prolly chill for a bit before selling, might be able to sell only 4 instead of 6 to cover my ass

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>>56055137
The entire market is getting pulled deeper and deeper into double top inception. Extremely bearish for the future of the Brandon presidency.

>> No.56055178

>>56055167
atr is just the average true range on the candle chart, it gives you a typical size of a candle.

>> No.56055190

>>56055178
Just sold 6, I'm so happy I could cry. First successful trade in 6 months. WAGMI

>> No.56055214

>Die globalen Lebensmittelpreise sind der Welternährungsorganisaion FAO zufolge auf den tiefsten Stand seit mehr als zwei Jahren gesunken. Das entsprechende Barometer, das die weltweit am meisten gehandelten Nahrungsmittel erfasst, fiel im August auf 121,4 Punkte nach 124,0 im Vormonat. Das gab die Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) der Vereinten Natonen am Freitag bekannt

>Global Food prices on lowest level since 2 years (FAO (UN))

I think after that LNG news >>56054998
and now this I had enough for today.

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Keep dumping NVDA. :)

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>futes

>> No.56055237

Keeps quoting Reuters advertising agency ads. Tststststs
You need to run

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>>56055228
the nvda baggie has been awfully quiet this week

>> No.56055247

>>56052466
anyone got some vanguard REITs? I'm too lazy to buy property and hire managers to deal with it.

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>>56055241
NVDA must be shorted all the way down to $100/share.

>> No.56055260

>>56053638
god please i've been waiting for a fire sale before buying into more sweet sweet divvies

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>>56055125
Well, most of the industry is extremely prosperous with ginarmous earnings, historically low P\Es, special tax evasion deals with rhe state, and very much benefit from the thriving US industry. I wouldn't dare to short Volvo for example. Not sure how things are in DAX though
>Expected GDP revised down for Germany, i.e., lower rate of growth is expected
Hmmm, could that be the trigger? Suddenly data matters?

>> No.56055263

>>56055253
Try 25

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>>56055214
The LNG news is literally a nothing burger that everyone knew about. Russia's exports of hydrocarbons keep decreasing due sanctions

>> No.56055272

>>56055261
Behold the biggest shithole in all of Europe. You wouldn't even beat bonds with this garbage

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>>56055263
$25/share it is.

>> No.56055276

>>56050315
I hate to give a voice to schizo takes but if anyone is shorting NVDA because they think it's overvalued then this Coreweave story is interesting.
I listened to the podcast, a lot of it does seem circumstantial, uncertain and schizo-y but there are some interesting facts brought up about Coreweaves background and Magnetar.
I'm about 50/50 on this

>> No.56055278

>>56055265
Not sanctions. Reduced demand, desperate attempts to keep prices stable

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>>56055272

>> No.56055285

>>56055278
>Reduced demand
It is sanctions and their inability to mantain their infrastructure on their own. All oil and gas equipment and technology is western and their production is expected to slowly decrease as depreciation and lack of mantainance kicks in

>> No.56055291

>>56055261
You try to reason this market. You already lost.

>Suddenly data matters?
It never really does, it's all sentiment.

>> No.56055296

>>56055265
The fact the EU is buying LNG is pretty pathetic. What are we even doing? I thought EU was trying to fight russia economically. What a giga bitch move. I'm neither pro russian or ukrainian, just observing this. It's contradictory and pitiful.

>> No.56055297

I might have a threesome with two girls neither of which are my girlfriend currently. Both are extremely pretty. Maybe karma is a thing. But now that I have spoken these words it shall fall apart. Just like every time I mention my shorts/longs and get rugged

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>>56055291
>>Suddenly data matters?
It does

>> No.56055302

>>56055265
>brics+ and opec+ team up to sell petros in the yuan (lol)
>nobody needs it
>theyre told to keep it
>us returns to largest global oil exporter, dollar still reserve currency

>> No.56055303

>>56055297
karma is the opposite of serving skanks with casual sex

>> No.56055306

>>56055303
My dharma is sexxo

>> No.56055308

>>56055296
LNG from Russia is incredibly small>>56055265
Most of the LNG is actually American and probably Australian and Qatari once their contracts with China expire

>> No.56055313

>>56055302
The yuan is a shit currency to do it in since their debt bubble which will make the Japanese one look like child games

>> No.56055318

>>56055302
OPEC production is reduced as demand will drop due recession. Russia's production will be reduced no matter what as they lost all the capital needed to mantain and expand its current production. Ticket US always wins

>> No.56055323

>>56055313
its the strongest one of the lot though. are we even sure south africa has a currency?

>> No.56055324

>>56055308
Even if it is small.
1. It increased by 40% which I wrote (although in german)
2. They still fuckin buy directly from russia
And for germany
3. They shut down nuclear but still buy LNG from russia, lmao.

>> No.56055325

Good morning my basterds

fuck the DAX lmao, die you piece of shit

>> No.56055328

>>56055313
Even if the Yuan was stable, everyone has massive reserves of dollars that they don't want to become useless. It would take decades to decouple from the USD, and all this
>Putin's master plan to kill the dollar
Is just Kremlin shills doing propaganda and information wars

>> No.56055331

>>56055324
>1. It increased by 40% which I wrote (although in german)
Old news. 40% of nothing is still very fucking little>>56055265
>3. They shut down nuclear but still buy LNG from russia, lmao.
This is retarded. German energy policy is retarded, the country is being carried by its excellent engineers

>> No.56055334

>>56055285
Keep telling yourself that. It'll make it more true

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I suppose our friend 'putsRnotDaWae' is too busy doing damage control so NVDA stops dumping. That's why he hasn't been around, and he's probably trying to close the gates from investors selling off their tech positions.

>> No.56055341

>>56055300
>Buy my bags
>Please
Lmfao. The next 25 bepis are going to break necks

>> No.56055349

>>56055334
It is true, you can go and look for the biggest petrochemical machinery and services companies and all of them are westerns. Obviously this matters because the operators only know and understand this technology and it would take years to develop it internally (if they even could). Things like steam cracking or polymerization routes depend on technology developed by companies like Lyondell or DOW so expect refineries to stagnate in Russia as well as they won't be able to install capacity

>> No.56055352

>>56055336
that he uses that name rather than optionsrnotdaway or shortingiznotdaway leads me to believe he is all in on nvda calls, has been or will very soon be margin called and has killed himself

>> No.56055354

>>56055341
If I buy the SP500 now (assuming we are at absolute peak before a recession dump) in 5 years I would have a hefty return while you are poorer due inflation

>> No.56055357

>>56055336
And we haven't even seen "Shorteverythingnao" or their cousin to tell us the bottom was in.

>> No.56055359

>>56055349
Correlation isn't causality. I don't contest that a lot of the maintenance equipment is western, but same as the US is desperately trying to artificially curb production and supply to keep the price for energy carriers elevated, same does Russia and all the rest.

>> No.56055362

>>56055354
>Just hold my bag and wait 5 years
>But you have to buy my bag now
Lol baggies

>> No.56055369

>>56055362
I don't care what you do. Your argument is simply retarded and you got BTFOed yesterday

>> No.56055373

Putscuck removes his name when the market is down LMAO

>> No.56055379

>>56055369
Lol baggies

>> No.56055383

Just bought a huge NASDAQ put.

I am going to get fucking rekt, aren't I?

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>>56055383
Now is probably the best time to go short. Literally any bear etfs you can't go wrong with.

>> No.56055388

>>56055383
Don't be greedy, faggot. This market is wobbling and due to come down and is already coming down. No need to get over your skis unless you want to get rekt.

>> No.56055399

>>56055386
>Buy my etf scam
Lol etfies

>> No.56055416

>>56055399
Why do you even come here?

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Gentlemen, I suppose at this point we can all agree on shorting NVDA all the way to $100/share, maybe lower. Let's see how this plays out.

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SOXS holder reporting in.

>> No.56055460

>>56055416
To mock advertisers and baggies, and the same reason they are here, though I'm better than you at the game

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>>56055453
SOXS wont pump as much as NVDA will dump. That ETF is rigged and you wont be profiting as much vs shorting NVDA.

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That weekly since the initial retard "AI" pump in May looks really ugly. Desperate search for liquidity
No greater fools to be found

>> No.56055490

>>56055480
Ah yes I know what these lines mean

>> No.56055492

>>56055463
No reason to fuck around with borrow fees when you can just buy and hold leveraged short ETF. Keeps it simple.

>> No.56055498

>>56055490
>these are the retards i am competing with

Easiest money in my life

>> No.56055505
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>OMX and DAX repairing themselves for no reason whatsoever
Literally what is going on here? Retard dump and now retard pump. There is no sentiment, no data, just pure algo action

>> No.56055511

>>56055498
You are the one advertising etfs

>> No.56055515

>>56055505
DAX already hit bottom in 2022. Recession is priced in and it will just go up and up and up while you seethe

>> No.56055517

That retard dump on EU was glorious. Said it several times. Any bobos here should think about rather shorting EU than US. If you'd done this since April, you could have scalped the shit out of this.

>> No.56055518

>>56055505
The same that has happened since Powell and Lagarde closed the faucet. Whales stranded on a beach, building gas inside and about to blow up

>> No.56055524

>>56055505
I'm starting to reshort, but cautiously. OMX is techncally still out of 4hourly bollinger.

>> No.56055530

>>56055517
There is more room down for the USA as their shitcoin and their debt is considered more of a safe haven depressing their pyramid scheme market priced in their shitcoin

>> No.56055534

>>56055530
There might be more room. But since both almost move at the same time, but only to different amounts, you can't really tell. EU moved up WAY earlier than US. Now they are at about the same level as back in 2021. Previously, in Jan-April, EU was on 2021 levels why US was a lot lower. US caught up later.

>> No.56055542

zero volume on ES today, same for NQ
highly suspicious

>> No.56055544

>>56055540

>>56055540
>>56055540

>> No.56055564

>>56055373
Oh its simple my boy, you see the market is down meaning this is a fire sale on ScorchCoin, and you know fire = hot = the sun = gold, so this is free money. You'd actually be stupid to not buy Scorch right now its the perfect opportunity

>> No.56055584

>>56055564
Actually worse, fuckin coinfag.