/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56050927]

>Owe loan shark ten grand by the end of the month (gambling debt)
>I have $1750 in the bank and rent is late one month
wtf do I do?

[Anonymous No.56050997]

ask your mom you faggot

[Anonymous No.56051012]

>>56050997
She wouldn't know how to handle this dude. Please I need some serious advice

[Anonymous No.56051024]

wut

[Anonymous No.56051028]

>>56051024
I need to come up with over eight thousand dollars by the end of the month

[Anonymous No.56051115]

>>56051012
Bro just fucking bail. Move. Go halfway across the country and set up there.
You are going to get evicted anyway if the your dope dealer / loan shark doesn't kill you first.

[Anonymous No.56051140]

>>56051115
What if the shark finds me? He made me give him all my information before I took the loan from him

[Anonymous No.56051154]

Loan shark? Kek get a fucking gun and tell him to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.56051159]

>>56050927
>>56051012
>>56051028
>>56051140
go back lying bait poster >>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.56051158]

>>56050927
Every time I hear someone lost it all from gambling I cant help but laugh. Why couldnt you lose it all from something cool like a heroin addiction? Gambling? You retarded pussy. All you had to do was stop gambling before it was all gone. I bet you even put your last dollar in and was like "alright.. This is my last chance" and then I bet you kissed the machine and waved your hands over it or some kind of corny shit like that. And then when you didnt hit the jackpot I bet you was like, "well, thats that." and walked out of the casino with nothing like the jackass you are. Holy shit thats hilarious. Im laughing just imagining it.

[Anonymous No.56051166]

>>56051154
I'm a felon

>>56051158
I was drunk, not proud of it. I know I fucked up

>>56051159
kys

[Anonymous No.56051198]

>>56051166
Bro you should try marijuana. Not even kidding. It wont cause you to make poor decisions, it just makes you happy and relaxed. And you dont feel like shit the next day. I gamble like once every 2 years just for fun. I had piece of shit friends who would always talk me into buying moor beer for the parties back in highschool so even when Im drinking I have that little voice of rationality in the back of my head. Hopefully this is the only time you make this mistake.

[Anonymous No.56051225]

>>56051198
It's ok bro this is just a bait thread obviously, I thought it would catch on more than this

[Anonymous No.56051277]

>>56050927
Suck dick for money

[Anonymous No.56051290]

>>56051277
Got any kneepad recs?

[Anonymous No.56051310]

Take a very long trip to Mexico

[Anonymous No.56051415]

>>56051310
This, then borrow money from a Mexican loanshark and commit loan shark fraud by pretending to be the loan shark you originally borrowed money from. Then default and hide while the new loan shark kills the old loan shark thinking he was you.

[Anonymous No.56051440]

>>56051415
kek

[Anonymous No.56051442]

>>56051166
I'll give you 10$ to suck my fat schlong

[Anonymous No.56052023]

>>56050927
You will have to make the money by swallowing gallons of cum from wealthier men.

[Anonymous No.56052089]

>>56051415
>Mexican loanshark
I'd advise not taking money from a loanshark that 100% has connections to the cartels

[Anonymous No.56052113]

Why do people who get in trouble with loan sharks never contact law enforcement? Lending may be legal but murder isn’t. Best of luck friend.

[Anonymous No.56052153]

>>56050927
Gamble the $1750

[Anonymous No.56052159]

>>56050927
Put everything on black

You only have to win 3 times and all your problems are solved. 12.5% chance.

[Anonymous No.56052176]

>>56051415
This is actually genius and hilarious

[Anonymous No.56052191]

>>56050927
>stopping gambling right before you hit big
NGMI

[Anonymous No.56052220]

>>56050927
Do nothing, get a small pond stack and gtfo, leave the country

[Anonymous No.56052258]

>>56052220
no country will be a fit for his level of poorness

[Anonymous No.56052263]

>>56050927
>mentally ill anon posts another LARP thread
/biz/ is ded

[Anonymous No.56052276]

>>56051158
>heroin addiction
>cooler than gambling
Youre crazy anon. The adrenaline from making risky bets is infinitely cooler than slumping in your chair and drooling all over yourself like a retard. I bet you smoke weed

[Anonymous No.56052282]

Denounce US citizenship.
Run to Mexico
Get New Mexican identity
Re-enter border as an illegal
Transport to new york
Check into Rosevelt Hotel on new York tax payer dime

[Anonymous No.56052319]

>>56052220
Cope and seethe, he will get mauled

[Anonymous No.56052323]

>>56052282
Holy fucking based kek

[Anonymous No.56052324]

>>56052220
That's not gonna work, even if it pumps

[Anonymous No.56052344]

>>56052153
Good idea

[Anonymous No.56052352]

>>56052263
Sorry to knock another perfectly good Indian scammer crypto shill thread off the catalogue dude. /biz/ had been dead since 2021

[Anonymous No.56052402]

>>56051158
you sound like you baghold a failing shitcoin, link perhaps

[Anonymous No.56052689]

>>56051012
You can get an AR, a 60rnd drum, and 1000 rounds for self defense.

[Anonymous No.56052696]

>>56052689
I'm a felon so I can't purchase them

[Anonymous No.56052731]

>>56052696
Any firearm made before January 1, 1899 or any firearm that uses ammunition no longer readily available in commercial channels is considered “antique” and is legally not a gun under Federal law.

You might be able to get a lever action, but I haven't priced them lately.

[Anonymous No.56054836]

>>56050927
Kill him. Simple as

[Anonymous No.56054919]

>>56050927
find the highest paying job you can get full time. save as much money by living off as little as you can manage. Maybe you can scrape together 3000 by the end of the month if u work full time and sell stuff you have. Then beg the the loan shark to give you a break giving him half the money to show ur good for it. Pay off the rest and move on. Tfw only good advice here.

[Anonymous No.56055119]

kek

[Anonymous No.56055121]

>>56052731
You're absolutely right - if it's antique enough you can get it no prob. If you ask me, they don't make 'em like they used to - like Scorch. It's the tried and true method of doing things the OG way...much like my portfolio which includes only the most battle tested of shitcoins like Scorch, Doge, and SHIB

[Anonymous No.56055124]

>>56054836
Kill who?? You sound dumb. I'm not responding to nonsense. Instead I'll give you the link to Scorch Coin and then you can make a couple hunnie yourself. Get in early on the greatest crypto ever. Scorch is the future. Join the movement. Scorch to the moon

[Anonymous No.56055127]

>>56051140
>not giving them a fake id from a russian forger

[Anonymous No.56055138]

>>56052159
less because of green 0

[Anonymous No.56055258]

>>56050927
Get another 10k from another loan shark. Put everything on red. Win, pay everything back. If not repeat with another loan shark (now get 20k), until you win and can repay. Its literally impossible to lose, stastically.

[Anonymous No.56055337]

god i hate the j@n J2n

[Anonymous No.56055581]

>>56050927
>>56055555

[Anonymous No.56055635]

>>56055337
The J2N are a group of nerds that just can't accept the fact that we Scorch chads are here to stay. They will probably end up FOMOing in later, but by then we'll already have hit the moon. Buy Scorch now and join the greatest community on the planet. Don't be a J2N, don't be a fool, become a Scorch chad and make history. See you all on the moon.
[Scorch website link

[Anonymous No.56055658]

>>56050927
Wait 2 more weeks till link hits 1k

[Anonymous No.56055868]

>>56055658
The answer is simple my friend, you must DCA into Scorch Coin over the next couple months, this will ensure you own lots of it. After the 1k link is reached and you have enough Scorch Coin, sit back and relax as Scorch takes over the #1 Market Cap spot from Bitcoin, as it's destined to do

[Anonymous No.56057409]

>>56050927
If you're gonna die either way you may as well try leverage trading.