Fuck You, Pay Me.

[Anonymous No.56049480]

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To Me, It meant being Somebody In A neighborhood full of nobodies. To me being a gangster was better than being the head of the Illuminati.

[Anonymous No.56049490]

You know, we always called each other Link Marines. Like you’d say to somebody: ‘You’re gonna like this guy, he’s all right. He’s a Marine. He’s one of us.’ You understand? We were linkies, wiseguys.

To become a member of the crew, you've got to be one hundred percent in Link, so they can trace all your transactions back to the beginning.

Whenever we needed money, we’d rob the Oracles. To us, it was better than selling Link. To us those goody-good people who worked the shitty job for bum paycheques just to run a server, worried about bills, they were dead. They were suckers. They had no balls.

[Anonymous No.56049510]

We run everything. We paid off the SEC. We paid off 4chan. We paid off the Miners. We paid off judges. Everybody has their hands out. Everything is for the taking.

Now, Everybody wants Sergey as a partner. Any problems, You go to Sergey. Trouble with the SEC, You can go to Sergey. Trouble with Hackers, Rival Exchanges, Sanctions, call Sergey. But then they gotta come up with Sergey's money every week, no matter what. Bear Market? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you have to pay gas fees? Fuck you, pay me. Cost of electricity, huh? Fuck you, pay me.

[Anonymous No.56049522]

I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them some staked Link. But I didn’t. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.

[Anonymous No.56049549]

>>56049480
Sergey got fuck you money off the backs of his loyal link marines which is based
Enjoy your 700,000 dump - remember to thank Sergey

[Anonymous No.56049561]

i can see the marines are expanding into the derivatives market