/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56048535]

Will SPY blend? Edition

[Anonymous No.56048542]

>>56048535
VIX will never see a 15 handle again

[Anonymous No.56048543]

You forgot the links

[Anonymous No.56048545]

>>56048543
We got patties instead

[Anonymous No.56048546]

>RAMESH edition

[Anonymous No.56048550]

>up
>down
I don't care, I just need Dow to outperform Nasdaq

[Anonymous No.56048551]

>>56048535
Heh, don't say us TLT chads didn't warn you...

[Anonymous No.56048557]

Another low effort bake.

[/smg/ - Stormy Market General No.56048566]

Zero Chance Of Squeeze Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56047338

[Anonymous No.56048567]

How many of you legitimately believe the China fud? I need to know who to filter

[Anonymous No.56048573]

>>56048557
back in my day, we didn't rush baking the bread and let it cool on the counter before breaking it

[Anonymous No.56048574]

Niggardly Bake

[Anonymous No.56048581]

what are the latest meme stocks bros
heres a funny doggo pic in return

[Anonymous No.56048586]

>>56048573
If you cut it too early, all the moisture escapes as steam! Also remember to let meat rest before cutting as well.

[Anonymous No.56048589]

>>56048542
I see the futures manipulation in the dry sandbox market and know I'm still right. Hunt the stop loss jews, your pyramid scheme market is going to break one or the other way, and I' m just going to reopen position at a better price

[Anonymous No.56048593]

[Anonymous No.56048594]

bears dont get to cum

[Anonymous No.56048596]

>>56048581
Sasa polyester

[Anonymous No.56048604]

I can't believe I was to post that webm so early in a thread

[Anonymous No.56048605]

>>56048589
>Pyramid scheme retard
I just BTFO in the previous thread

[Anonymous No.56048607]

>>56048593
The worst part is most o the zoomers who post here don't even know what TV show this is from

[Anonymous No.56048611]

>>56048607
>tv show
>tv
It's a movie

[Anonymous No.56048615]

Imagine going through last year thinking the global economy would break ANY DAY NOW, ending up utterly wrong, and then still believing the retarded fud getting tossed around by known manipulators. Lmao. Sometimes I feel like I'm actually the only bull left in these threads after everyone else got tired of so much obnoxious doomposting.

[Anonymous No.56048620]

>>56048611
I was trying to lead the zoomers astray, we like to have a little fun around here
...especially on days where my stocks are down over a percent

[Anonymous No.56048626]

>>56048605
You are really not different from the shitcoin baggies. It all comes down to bid, ask and liquidity as demand and production, everything else is just another layer to the pyramid scheme

[Anonymous No.56048627]

>shit talk spotify (SPOT) in the last thread
>won't load now
SHORT THIS FUCKING GARBAGE PLATFORM!!!!
>>56048567
China is old news, bro. We're making India into the worlds factory.
Deal with you psychotic bug person.

[Anonymous No.56048630]

>>56048551
>tfw all in on TMF

[Anonymous No.56048634]

is it even worth it watching bloomberg?

[Anonymous No.56048636]

>>56048626
Riddle me this. If corporate profits are 3 times larger than in 2008 and margins are 11% instead of 8%, why shouldn't stock prices go up?

[Anonymous No.56048640]

>>56048550
Never going to happen. You’re basically saying boomers will lift the economy.

[Anonymous No.56048642]

[Anonymous No.56048650]

>>56048551
There are men who have banged these women.
why even live?

[Anonymous No.56048654]

>>56048634
CNBC is better, desu senpai
>>56048642
>tfw edging
best way to spend time

[Anonymous No.56048656]

>>56048627
I beat you to the short. Opened it LAST THREAD

[Anonymous No.56048659]

>>56048636
Stocks are going up. look at SPY from 2008 till now.

[Anonymous No.56048661]

>>56048654
>>56048634
>Watching advertising outlet that lost the majority of their audience over 10 years
Lol

[Anonymous No.56048662]

>META takes a massive shit for literally no apparent reason
Lmao

[Anonymous No.56048664]

Woo Disney is finally under $80 a share.

[Anonymous No.56048669]

Saw a retarded college student today. She literally had the retard face, like a downie, but was a college student.

[Anonymous No.56048675]

>>56048659
But pyramid scheme retard says stocks are going up only because line goes up, not because sales and profits increased

[Anonymous No.56048676]

>>56048662
It was done rebalancing itself in the index, and now it can dump with the rest of the QQQ

[Anonymous No.56048679]

>>56048535
Your chart seems to imply this.

[Anonymous No.56048684]

>>56048656
>anon opens short
>SPOT stops loading
So it was you that did this?!
>>56048661
>I can only watch one thing at a time
Lol getta load of this single stream loser. Ive got like 4 things on at once, old man.

[Anonymous No.56048685]

>>56048669
Is it time to short education? Imagine if they let that retard run your 401k

[Anonymous No.56048686]

>>56048636
Hey. Keep trying it with (((narratives))), like every pyramid scheme conartist
>muah 2008
Are you a stupid zoomer that can't into macro and isn't aware that your entire tech "profits" rely on genx scammers scamming drooling boomer investors at 0%

[Anonymous No.56048687]

took a nap. what i missed in the last two threads??

[Anonymous No.56048692]

>>56048551
>TLT chads

[Anonymous No.56048693]

>>56048664
50 eoy, calling it.

[Anonymous No.56048694]

>>56048675
well he is retarded. why would you entertain the thoughts of a moron?

[Anonymous No.56048697]

>>56048581
The latest meme is the S&P500.

[Anonymous No.56048711]

>>56048686
>Are you a stupid zoomer that can't into macro and isn't aware that your entire tech "profits" rely on genx scammers scamming drooling boomer investors at 0%
Riddle me this. Why have industrial companies grow if all profits are tech related?

[Anonymous No.56048713]

THE DOW MAN MARCHES ON

[Anonymous No.56048718]

>>56048711

[Anonymous No.56048720]

>>56048694
Because those mongoloids are getting annoying and thought everyone with two braincells and an undergrad level of understanding of macro knew how this pyramid scheme of zombie corps and cheap debt would end, they still don't give up trying to rope idiots into their pyramid schemes with failing mass media behaviorism

[Anonymous No.56048730]

>>56048720
>pyramid scheme of zombie corps and cheap debt would end
Lmao get a load of this retard

[Anonymous No.56048736]

I didn’t sell my calls I bought at the local bottom after that rip. I’m playing with fire

[Anonymous No.56048737]

>>56048711
>Repackaged html, database and script language into star ups that never made sales profits in 30 years
>Keep leeching funds from drooling boomer investor at low interest rates with pitches about da future
>Loooooook we made profits this quarter btw, we need more funding
Lol

[Anonymous No.56048740]

>>56048684
Glad to help.
BROS LOOK AT META
>mfw

[Anonymous No.56048742]

>>56048640
>implying tech will never underperform
lmao

[Anonymous No.56048743]

Folks, this is Bidenomics

[Anonymous No.56048744]

Bastard bitch janny gave me a 3 day bros :_;

[Anonymous No.56048745]

Mumu...
Muuuuuumuuuuuuu.....
Awfully quiet today mumu..
Awfully awfully quiet..

[Anonymous No.56048752]

>>56048720
US manufactuing 5x is a boomer tech low debt zoombie corp trap because?

[Anonymous No.56048753]

>>56048744
Then who was post?

[Anonymous No.56048754]

>it’s that weird day when the boomer DOW props up the market while QQQ takes a shit

What DOW companies are saving our asses right now? Is the army of Fed speakers on stage today prophesying doom and gloom as usual?

[Anonymous No.56048758]

4 more days

[Anonymous No.56048759]

>>56048753
Mobile data was post. I don't like using this to shitpost

[Anonymous No.56048767]

>>56048752
Because it relies 100% on continuous funding and public subsidies and it hasn't been demand doing the profits, just scamming for more funding and accountancy trickery with trying to keep wages low outsourcing to indian contractors

[Anonymous No.56048772]

>>56048758
But that's... September 11th!

[Anonymous No.56048777]

>>56048754
unironically a sign of rotation, risk off
can't go cash (due to their charters) have to go more defensives
look at the sectors
>Utilities +2%
lmao.
real fear, flight to recession sectors today
>utilities, healthcare, consumer staples

[Anonymous No.56048780]

WE END GREEN, CALLING IT NOW, THIS IS 100% FINANCIAL ADVICE BUY ON MARGIN RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.56048781]

>>56048551
I want that BOOBA in my face

[Anonymous No.56048786]

This is what I posted to get me 3 day banned from /pol/


Why do whites act like they're virtuous for letting women go around wearing skimpy clothing and *not* pouncing on them when doing so is in the default nature of true men?
You people are so neutered and cucked it's unreal. You have normalized whore behavior and you don't even question it.

Your women have got you so mindbroken that it's unsurprising they have replaced western men with masculine eastern men.

[Anonymous No.56048787]

>>56048737
then you have the DOW 30 which is up on the day and are all bluechip companies.

[Anonymous No.56048788]

>>56048758
Wait I thought we had at least 2 more weeks, please sir

[Anonymous No.56048791]

>>56048777
>Real fear
Lol what the fuck are you even basing this shit on? Fear of what? China spreading even more ridiculous self-congratulating anti-US fud?

[Anonymous No.56048813]

>>56048791
>it's China fud that is driving the market lower! that's it, China fud!
Lol. You're dumb.
If you see XLU +2% and XLK -1.7%, you know it's recession fear
there also very bad inflation reigniting fears (which is why XLE is pushing ATH)

[Anonymous No.56048821]

>>56048787
Substract the monetary base inflation, substract the funding from investor from the sheets, substract different subsidies and tax privileges and just look at expenses and costs, you see the entire American tech industry is a giant house of cards relying on perpetual fresh funding and cheap loans to not crash like the zombie pyramid scheme it is

[Anonymous No.56048826]

>>56048767
>Because it relies 100% on continuous funding and public subsidies and it hasn't been demand doing the profits, just scamming for more funding and accountancy trickery with trying to keep wages low outsourcing to indian contractors
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/TOTDTEUSQ163N
You should be bullish that debt to equity ratio is decreasing and its lowest since the QE era started

[Anonymous No.56048829]

>>56048813
>MUH RECESSION
Hahahahahahahahahahaha oh fuck

[Anonymous No.56048830]

Today's market is flatter than Hu Tao

[Anonymous No.56048831]

>>56048786
>t.pedo

[Anonymous No.56048835]

My limit orders keep getting edged. I have to keep increasing it by 5 cents but it's not getting filled

[Anonymous No.56048848]

>>56048826
Demand is breaking away faggots and no, I won't buy your bags, neither is anybody else with an undergrad understanding of macro and a two weeks accountancy seminar. You havev to dig for fresh funding among retail and retail is broke from the pump and dump faggotery on the pyramid scheme market

[Anonymous No.56048855]

>>56048821
DOW is like 18% tech and its tech holdings are:
>MSFT
>APPL
>IBM
>INTC
>CSCO

[Anonymous No.56048857]

>>56048835
some say thats a good sign that you have to chase a bit to get it.

[Anonymous No.56048859]

>>56048855
>CSCO
Oh no dont' summon the routerfag.

[Anonymous No.56048866]

>>56048829
Yes. That's literally what the sectors are telling you today. Recession rotation.
XLU, XLV, XLP (utilities, healthcare, consumer staples)
XLE pushing ATH (energy = oil pushing $90 = inflation return)
Stagflation economy rotation
Google it yourself, as you clearly don't understand or know what I'm talking about - 99% chance you've never even heard of XLU
>Google: what sectors do best in a recession
Then look at this picture again: >>56048777
What do you see now

[Anonymous No.56048870]

>>56048857
Should I just use Market order instead?

[Anonymous No.56048872]

>>56048855
>>56048821
>>56048777
https://www.slickcharts.com/dowjones
Join the boomers, buy the DOW

[Anonymous No.56048874]

>>56048855
Do a two week crash course seminar into accountancy and look again at those sheets of those zombie companies. Then panic because you realize how bad things really are

[Anonymous No.56048879]

>>56048870

[Anonymous No.56048880]

SWE stands for what? I know it's Single White but what's the E?

[Anonymous No.56048882]

>>56048830
>Hu Tao
ugly boy

[Anonymous No.56048883]

>>56048831
Why pedo??? That girl is an adult

>>56048866
Heard it before

[Anonymous No.56048893]

>>56048848
Riddle me this, if profits are up, revenue is up and debt is going down, why should stocks that have grown their business should have its 2008 valuation according to this schizo. Do you know what a balance sheet is?

[Anonymous No.56048896]

>>56048879
why would i listen to someone who looks like stephen colbert and rachel maddow combined?

[Anonymous No.56048900]

>>56048831
>She was under 17 years and 364 days!!!! Fucking pedo!!!
Kek fuck off simp

[Anonymous No.56048902]

>>56048870
I put my orders at major dollar and cent levels and they tend to fill. Sometimes the buys are a little above lows. Sometimes the sells are a little below highs, but they all fill.

[Anonymous No.56048904]

>>56048893
Yes, and I know how to read it and put it into macro economic context instead of screeching marketing lines about line go up

[Anonymous No.56048905]

>>56048870
no those are risky. you might get shit fill.
do you pay for live data?

[Anonymous No.56048911]

>>56048874
You watched some youtube videos and think the entire economy is a bunch of zombie companies.
>While typing on a computer which you bought >on internet you pay monthly for
MSFT, APPL, CSCO, IBM, and INTC are not zombie companies

[Anonymous No.56048913]

>>56048905
No

[Anonymous No.56048922]

>>56048911
Are you projecting or just monkey typing off a script? I don't watch your advertising on jewtube. Go eat a dick marketeer baggie

[Anonymous No.56048933]

>dont follow a blind mans advice

this sounds like smg..

>>56048896
cos its not a beauty pageant.

[Anonymous No.56048937]

And the jews currently manipulating the low volume 0 liquidity october Spx future contract, very funny, desperately funny

[Anonymous No.56048938]

40 minutes ago you were gloating about a leveraged short you were going to "make it" with.
I'd like to circle back to that.

[Anonymous No.56048947]

>>56048879
Unironic garbage advice lmao

[Anonymous No.56048949]

>>56048938
All you have to do is go all in on SQQQ and SPSX for this month and get out before october. It's that easy

[Anonymous No.56048951]

>>56048938
>circle back
i hate that corporate gobbledygook so much
women in the workforce were a mistake

[Anonymous No.56048957]

>>56048949
>Etf fee scams
Scamstreet is really really fucking desperate lately. I don't want to know how expensive all that Reuters advertising was

[Anonymous No.56048960]

>>56048951
Let’s just put a pin in that anon until we line up the action items on the agenda first and bring this thing home, huh anon?

[Anonymous No.56048962]

>>56048913
so you might be looking at delayed prices. slowly increase your price to get filled. like 2 to 3 cents. buying at the right time is important too

[Anonymous No.56048965]

>>56048938
I shidded, how does that make you feel?

[Anonymous No.56048966]

>>56048900
Was she actually tho??

[Anonymous No.56048975]

>>56048949
the worst period for September is the week after OPEX, after all the deltas have been cleared - all the delta hedging (and the pins, sticky gamma) will be gone
September 19-26 is the worst week, in the worst month
everyone needs to keep in mind that we are being pinned at 4500 SPX due to this September expiration, next Friday
everything has been fake and gay due to this expiration

[Anonymous No.56048985]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.56048986]

Four, three, two, one
Earth below us drifting, falling
Floating weightless, calling, calling home

[Anonymous No.56048996]

>>56048975
Doubt they have enough Viagra over to keep the dick up. Opex clearing will drive that baby into panic mode

[Anonymous No.56048998]

good morning sirs
whats gonna be a good entry on vix futures in the coming days?

[Anonymous No.56049002]

Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.56049003]

>oil still staying high with more cuts
>USD keeps rising
>china having demographic issues
>war popping off in ukraine/africa
>rates will keep rising and stay high longer
We are about to enter a chaotic period arent we? There is no way some countries survive the next year or two right? Places like Argentina are at like 50% inflation per 6 months. They cant survive like this much longer.

[Anonymous No.56049009]

>>56048567
>trusting chinks
>ever
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.56049011]

>>56048998
That's a woman

[Anonymous No.56049012]

>>56048975
So you're saying I have time for my transfers to clear.

[Anonymous No.56049016]

>>56048938
Kek.

[Anonymous No.56049024]

>>56049011
if that's a boy then put me in the parade

[Anonymous No.56049025]

>>56049003
Oil is flat and has been for nearly 3 years despite continues production cuts
What you see on the charts are whales stranded on a beach about to die and blow up

[Anonymous No.56049028]

>>56049003
>Places like Argentina are at like 50% inflation per 6 months. They cant survive like this much longer.
you clearly don't understand latin america. argentina is used to that shit. meanwhile, venezuela is even worse and they are still alive

[Anonymous No.56049029]

LETS FUCKING GO

[Anonymous No.56049031]

>hold cash at 5% APR
>hold anything that isn't big tranny tech: -5% a day likely
>hold big tech: no movements
great market

[Anonymous No.56049038]

>>56049029
second from left (clockwise) is Rocker

[Anonymous No.56049040]

>>56049002
Those of us who knew, tried to tell you. Generational bottom is now, because we only go up.
>>56049011
>me trying to sneak a pic under the stall door/walls
She's cute

[Anonymous No.56049044]

>>56048975
>>56048986
expect us to revert back to 4500 due to OPEX - all according to plan
pin between 4400 and 4500 SPX
however, next Wednesday we get CPI, Thursday PPI
it will be difficult for them to pin it at 4500 with the CPI report on Wednesday - more likely (in my opinion) to push the lower bound of 4400 by the time Friday actually comes around
UNLESS, and after this whole last year of totally false criminal lying in economic reports, they are able to say "Oh CPI was only 0.2-0.3% MoM, not 0.79% MoM!"
If the CPI report comes out saying 0.2-0.3% MoM, we are genuinely in the most fraudulent market since 2008 with the banks marking up CDOs as the bonds failed
Again I would not be surprised whatsoever if they cook the CPI, again, for the 1,000th time this year, as they have done with every economic report
We might touch 4500 before Wednesday, mumu will be blaring all horns and declaring victory
It's expected mumu.. there is so much riding on this OPEX
>pic related
unironically, selling $440 SPY puts (and cashing out before Wednesday) is probably free money
it's just whether or not the charade continues through the CPI, through the PPI - a lot more risk - do you believe the cooks have your back?

[Anonymous No.56049057]

>>56049040
I've been buying like a madman, though, Leo!

[Anonymous No.56049058]

>>56048535
OPRA won’t stop going down

[Anonymous No.56049066]

>>56049029
Imagine the kvetching in that room if someone mentioned rent controls

[Anonymous No.56049070]

>>56049044
kek
it really never gonna go down ever again

[Anonymous No.56049072]

>>56049029
>>56049066
Is it a good idea to buy a triplex?

[Anonymous No.56049074]

>>56049044
>we are genuinely in the most fraudulent market since 2008
It's Burry posting on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.56049080]

>>56049044
Look at ppis worldwide, they can't keep that charade up, last weeks fake pump was expensively bought with an all out advertising campaign to try to rope in the last retail and boomer funds liquidity. I say it dies tomorrow. And ppi as opex clearing is going to be the end and the whales blow up and everyone is going to be covers in whale cadaver

[Anonymous No.56049088]

>>56049074
it isn't wrong, everything is propped up by ESG magic which holds no real weight, everything is massively inflated

[Anonymous No.56049090]

>>56049058
Why wouldn't it?
Once the pumping stops the next step is to dump. OPRA was a special divvy hype pump, which is now over.

[Anonymous No.56049093]

my NVAX calls are doin a lil' sumthin
>me on the right

[Anonymous No.56049097]

>>56048586
Anyone remember that anon here who was bragging about buying those boots lol what a fag

[Anonymous No.56049100]

INTC 38 (52-week high). celebrate, party, take profits, but don't seethe. you WERE sufficiently warned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg21Rkew874

[Anonymous No.56049101]

>>56049088
Did you miss Larry closing his esg scam funding? Said, not enough interest. It's over, they finally seem to have realized they can't win, and if they keep trying they are literally going to hang

[Anonymous No.56049118]

>>56049093
nevermind it was just marketmaker bid/ask fuckery

[Anonymous No.56049119]

>>56049101
>But the world's largest asset manager hasn't changed its stance on ESG issues, Fink told the Aspen Ideas Festival on Sunday.
he said he's not using the term due to the fact that everyone knows the scam going on, but they're still active in it

[Anonymous No.56049122]

>>56049097
lol yeh what a fag
who would waste money on such useless stuff?

[Anonymous No.56049124]

>>56049101
I won't believe that until they start laying off all the Shandinquas & Rayqwandas

[Anonymous No.56049126]

>>56049044
why is continuing to become more fraudulent not an option? we are going to spy 550 EOY

[Anonymous No.56049133]

Ok, I bought ccl at 15.5, should I buy more at 15? Very tempting

[Anonymous No.56049138]

>>56049119
People are pissed beyond funny pissed and no amount of mass media behaviorism can unpiss them. I saw a bunch of millennials and young genx parading a gallow through the streets of vienna last week with the words, politicians, justice and banks written on it. Shit is serious and they need to retreat if they don't want to violently die

[Anonymous No.56049143]

>>56049119
This.
>>56049101
Stupid moron. Hes literally just changing the name. You one of those idiots that actually falls for a name rebranding scam?

[Anonymous No.56049146]

>>56049138
Austrians are just a bunch of mountain fags speaking in some sausage dialect.

[Anonymous No.56049150]

>>56049143
Then he is going to die

[Anonymous No.56049151]

>>56049122
Breh

[Anonymous No.56049158]

>>56049146
It always starts in Austria, Creditanstalt, European fascism, hanging politicians, bankers and bureaucrats

[Anonymous No.56049160]

>>56049138
lmao remember that time Credit Suisse failed? Good times.

[Anonymous No.56049161]

>>56049151
what?

[Anonymous No.56049166]

>>56049150
No he wont. He fooled people like you into thinking you won. So he fooled even more out there.

[Anonymous No.56049167]

>>56049158
>blah blah blah muh political understanding.

not even the most relevant mountain country in that area.

[Anonymous No.56049171]

>>56049161
Damn that C3PO cousin has more ass.

[Anonymous No.56049173]

>>56049160
He better keeps on fighting that inflation with data driven approach, or he is going to hang next to Larry, Mortimer and Kathie

[Anonymous No.56049177]

>>56049160
good times indeed. goes to show that the 2008 crisis was handled the wrong way

[Anonymous No.56049182]

when does the spx finally make it out of oversold are on the 4h?? has been stuck at 30 for ever now

[Anonymous No.56049184]

>>56049126
it is an option - why I said
>Again, I would not be surprised whatsoever if they cook the CPI, again, for the 1,000th time this year, as they have done with every economic report
however, this one is going to be difficult to cook. there is way too much that has all come in alignment at the same time - services prices paid moving higher, energy moving sharply higher (and they were able to cook energy away off the last report - can only kick that can so long), PPI moving higher, a lot of inflationary pressures all reared their head at the same time over August, why Fednowcast is showing 0.79% MoM (a very high reading)
previous months it was nowhere as high as 0.79% MoM, and it's easier to make 0.4% look like 0.2% than it is to make 0.8% look like 0.2%
they have a real challenge on their hands, to deliver the soufflé fully intact while there is a marching band playing in the kitchen
it's not impossible - but it will be more difficult to cook this time

[Anonymous No.56049200]

>>56049138
>with the words, politicians, justice and banks written on it

[Anonymous No.56049201]

>>56049167
You don't get the role of Austria in the play. Sleepy mountain farmer country, yes, but once the laid back farmers go full on lynching the rest follows

[Anonymous No.56049206]

>>56049122
Enjoy your figurine ya bundle of sticks

[Anonymous No.56049207]

>>56049138
people are still too caught up in culture wars created by the theatre of politics to really understand what's going on, they still think there's a difference between left and right, oblivious to the ones pulling their strings above

[Anonymous No.56049215]

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.56049218]

>>56049207
Blablabla get the fuck out of your Versailles and inti the streets of Paris Louis

[Anonymous No.56049219]

>>56049206
I mean, I will... that's... why I spent $500 on it

[Anonymous No.56049232]

>>56049167
diese aussage zurückziehen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZZqSZqJz4Y

[Anonymous No.56049234]

>>56049201
there is nothing going to happen in europe. the entire continent gives new meaning to the expression of the "old world". shit is more serious in France as of now and its because Macron increased the retirement age and their whole debacle in africa.

[Anonymous No.56049238]

Austrians have more fun.
>>56048664
With their current forecast, it shouldn't even be above $20.

[Anonymous No.56049244]

>>56049234
Oh yes, outside the ivory towers of the like of Sorbonne and co people want blood, and they know whose blood they want

[Anonymous No.56049255]

>>56049244
do you want to know the real reason why those kids are rioting? its because every good one has probably left that overpriced shithole of a town, leaving on the single iq digited ones to fuck things up.

[Anonymous No.56049261]

I just got scolded for not being in office 50% of the time, despite being a picturesque wagie otherwise. I think I’m probably done with this bullshit, time to rest and vest for 40 years

[Anonymous No.56049262]

>>56049219
Now I'm curious how you are going to enjoy it? Will it sit collecting dust on shelve, or are you a glass case fag with hundreds of others of these things? I'd enjoy if you flew it around in one hand while making sound effects

[Anonymous No.56049274]

>>56049255
You are misjudging the whore of lutetia, and you are underestimating the so called common people to see through the media charade and attempts to sell them for stupid. Never underestimate the common people. Every ivory tower faggot be it a college boy or a silver spoon in ass finance jew should at least for 3 years work among the common folks than they might understand, but now it's too late for them, same as it was too late for Louis when the Bastille was taken

[Anonymous No.56049284]

I bought 18.5 puts on SQQQ

Is it over?

[Anonymous No.56049291]

>>56049044
You seem to have pretty much the same opinion on CPI as I do: >>56030610

[Anonymous No.56049292]

>>56049274
>Never underestimate the common people
Kek ok tankie. No one seriously thinks revolution is happening anywhere in europe or america. The common folks will eat the slop and they will enjoy it and the market will set aths.

[Anonymous No.56049293]

>>56049206
>>56049262
>HAS
Unironically good company desu

[Anonymous No.56049304]

>>56049292
I'm no tankie, I'm as extreme radical right wing as they come, only that in my understanding and the understanding of the common people, the people are the sovereign, and the larpers that called themselves elites for too long are just serves that are about to be served to the gallows

[Anonymous No.56049306]

>>56049293
>capeshitsloppa
it goes on until it doesn't...

[Anonymous No.56049318]

>>56049304
>I'm as extreme radical right wing as they come
Tell me your opinion on voting and religion then. ill decide if you are an actual right winger or a pol larper.
>gallows
Kek calm down dude. You arent going to kill anyone. No one is. Americans are too fat and diabetic for such things.

[Anonymous No.56049335]

>>56049161
She looks like she fucks humans

[Anonymous No.56049339]

no one cares about australia, you fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.56049344]

>>56049262
i set up dioramas in my collection room and switch them around as a i get new figures/get bored
it was a great way to learn 3d printing too, as i got impatient with HAS to release certain things so I would just make them myself

[Anonymous No.56049348]

>>56049339
is australia still a thing?

[Anonymous No.56049353]

>>56049339
WTF I thought we were talking about Austria???

[Anonymous No.56049370]

>go for a shower
>return to revolutionary larping and men playing with toys

[Anonymous No.56049375]

>>56049215
Kek

[Anonymous No.56049391]

>>56049291
I do, and don't
I accept that they have been cooking the books, and there is nothing to stop them cooking the books probably until 2024
however, I also think that this time in particular is going to be very difficult to cook, but not impossible >>56049184
to where even if they show 0.4%-0.5%, it may cause a sell off

[Anonymous No.56049392]

>>56049339
that was exactly my point

[Anonymous No.56049394]

>>56049370
im trying to convince anons to not trade on pol doomer posts. That they may sound right but arent likely in application. too many bears here trying to short stuff and USD keeps going higher and stocks getting new aths.

[Anonymous No.56049395]

>>56049335

[Anonymous No.56049403]

Hmm

[Anonymous No.56049404]

>>56048611
Is it Fight Club or American Beauty?

[Anonymous No.56049406]

brehs. my addicted friend from childhood started working and is talking about investing.

this is a bubble gotta be......

[Anonymous No.56049407]

>>56049370
We have a little fun round these parts, partner.

[Anonymous No.56049417]

>>56049318
Voting is the mode by which the sovereign in a democracy decides who among his own is going to represent his interests, the party system completely perverted this mode and we are currently in a hanged man situation where the representatives of the sovereign consider their small cabal of collectivists the masters over the sovereign
On religion, it's a story, a story with norms and moral attached that is in an optimal society able to create a common reality and trust among the inhabitants of a territory.
>Keeps spitting on the common people
I'm a former ivory tower silver spoon in ass born faggot that did the opposite of what the rest of my peer group of eu neo-aristocrats did, go among the people, not leading them, living with them

[Anonymous No.56049418]

opened a position in vale, reflation is gonna rip mumu and bond bulls a new one

[Anonymous No.56049422]

i was never your friend. i tried to tell but you were always so self-centered.

[Anonymous No.56049425]

>>56049261
I had my office lead tell me I need to be in the office on time. I usually come in about 10 minutes after my start time because who gives a shit, I do most of the work in the office and stay late.
Now I come in exactly 1 minute after my start time. Anal niggas are gay

[Anonymous No.56049426]

All right, let's get this thread back on track. How do I long big financial titties? Also I sold some covered calls on GEVO today.

[Anonymous No.56049427]

Let's be realistic. Aapl will recover tomorrow right? It's a buy isnt it

[Anonymous No.56049435]

>>56049074
Burry looks like THAT?

[Anonymous No.56049441]

>>56049261
This is why I made sure to get a job in another town when the work from home bullshit was happening. It's a 2 hour drive in and out so management knows I'm only showing up for events like barbecues or the big training day we did when they wanted to move us on to new software.

[Anonymous No.56049443]

>>56049435
you 'mirin?

[Anonymous No.56049445]

>>56049435
burry doesn't look at anything

[Anonymous No.56049446]

>>56049427
Buy the dip

[Anonymous No.56049448]

Meta just gigadumped on baggies trying to rally. kek

[Anonymous No.56049449]

Is Starfield a buy???
>>56049427
When do they release the new iphone price?

[Anonymous No.56049452]

>>56049304
No revolution or rebellion will occur until there's a legit leader to rally around, and I'm not seeing shit still.

[Anonymous No.56049456]

>>56049406
bullish. New cocaine fueled wall street bullrun incoming

[Anonymous No.56049457]

>>56049403
Take the money

[Anonymous No.56049467]

>>56049449
How much do you like nigger aliens?

[Anonymous No.56049468]

>>56049449
show bob pls

[Anonymous No.56049469]

>>56049435
>looks like an average pure race white ethnically mutt in burgerland born in the 70s

[Anonymous No.56049485]

>>56049074
>filename
You like making me giggle

[Anonymous No.56049503]

Can an anon help me decipher what my id might mean if it were an options contract?
Wall(?)
0(d)te
9(?)

[Anonymous No.56049508]

>>56049426
AI was a mistake

[Anonymous No.56049524]

DIA or SPY

[Anonymous No.56049525]

>>56049508
Imagine the smell of her ass

[Anonymous No.56049528]

>>56049449
Starfield is shit senpai. I played it for a good twelve hours for free on gamepass, there is literally nothing to do in the game and it runs like shit for no reason. I bought a put on microsoft just for the indignation of having that pile of shit foisted upon me as if it were steak and bacon.

[Anonymous No.56049535]

I hate the symbiotic relationship blue boards have with the coomer 4koma boards. bros the temptation is too much can we tone the BOOBA, NIPPLEA, and BRAP down a bit? Just a lil?

[Anonymous No.56049539]

when this year is over im gonna be single for a full 4 years and i just care less and less about bothering with women as time goes on.

[Anonymous No.56049563]

>He won't be buying Austrian 100 year bonds when yields spike and bank failures reach +500 per month.

[Anonymous No.56049564]

>>56049524
>DIA or SPY
SPY
>>56049525
>Imagine the smell of her ass
I'm really trying so hard to do exactly that. Based off previous smells, I'd say it smells slightly tangy.
>>56049528
Dang. I guess its apt of the current gaming climate. It's all dog shit...

[Anonymous No.56049566]

>>56049535
what about VAGINE?

[Anonymous No.56049572]

>>56048551
>>56048697
>>56048830
>>56048998
>>56049161
>>56049426
>>56049446
>>56049449
>>56049508
pls frens... i can't take much more cooler bait

[Anonymous No.56049575]

>>56049528
>for free on gamepass

[Anonymous No.56049577]

>>56049539
Based. If I hadn't knocked a lady up I'd just be matching with random chicks on dating apps so I could punchfuck their cooters till they couldn't walk no more, other than that just being single is kino.

[Anonymous No.56049585]

stop posting coombait, faggots. I just coomed and don't want to do it again

[Anonymous No.56049592]

>>56049564
>>56049572
Why the fuck are certain ones getting deleted but not others

[Anonymous No.56049600]

>>56049575
You don't understand anon, starfield was bad enough I paused the auto-renew on my gamepass subscription. We're talking new levels of bad and disappointment never plumbed before in human history and the crushing realization that all IP bethesda is responsible for will never have a good and proper release again.

[Anonymous No.56049610]

>>56049592
I'm guessing anon obliged my request and volunteered to
>delet dis
all on their own

[Anonymous No.56049611]

>>56049577
Everyone wants a gf until they get a gf

[Anonymous No.56049613]

>market dumps
>people desperately slurping hoping for that fed pivot
>market dumps
>desperate slurp
>market dumps
>desperate slurp

[Anonymous No.56049617]

>>56049572
One of those is a man, actually

[Anonymous No.56049624]

>>56049600
Well that's a shame.

t. sperg who only plays MSFS, not on Gamepass

[Anonymous No.56049626]

>>56049592
4chan has autobots like reddit now which are unthinking machines that merely respond to commands.

[Anonymous No.56049635]

>>56049617
naah

[Anonymous No.56049636]

>>56049449
It's pretty sterile.
>>56049539
Be sure to buy SBUX and whatever wine stocks to profit off this.

[Anonymous No.56049637]

>>56049626
But muh AI!

[Anonymous No.56049638]

>>56049449
Things that would kill yurofaggots: having to actually invent and make anything yourselves rather than being 100% dependent on American ingenuity, drive, and accomplishment that your then try to nerf with regulations so that it fits within your parameters of faggotry.
I just bought a bunch of STOOKS like LMT, HON, GD, HON, NOC, GE, RTX, SAIC, NSC, CSX, UNP, XOM, BA, WMT, MSFT, etc. to get me through the boredom of awaiting lower BOIL (which I still have some of) in the seasonal transition. Yuros should only be allowed to trade STOOKS befitting they/them, like NIG and GERS.

[Anonymous No.56049641]

>>56049617
>mfw the first scanlator for the manga edited in nipplea while she was in the bath

[Anonymous No.56049647]

>>56049370
seems we're somewhere in the transition period between
good times create weak men
and
weak men create hard times
The disenfranchised young men are mostly waiting until it's time to start burning stuff

[Anonymous No.56049648]

>>56049638
Yo throw some TXT and HII on there if you're going full John Bolton.

[Anonymous No.56049650]

>>56049617
>at least one

[Anonymous No.56049673]

>>56049636
That one npc, the sarah chick, is one of the few character you can romance in the game and talking to her felt like I was talking to a version of my mom that would be down with banging me. They couldn't even do coombait writing well. I spent most of my time playing the game just running through missions as fast as possible to get some combat going and have some fun. It's not a finished product would be the nicest thing I could say about it.
>>56049624
Just stick with MSFS I'm about ready to stop giving a fuck about vidya for a solid half a decade other than sim titles and racing games. Whole industry is a shitshow. Short literally all of it.

[Anonymous No.56049677]

>>56049637
>becoming a bitcoin billionaire circa 2010

[Anonymous No.56049680]

>>56049648
fuckin' DONE, thanks fren.

[Anonymous No.56049681]

Im buying more puts on VFS lel

[Anonymous No.56049684]

>>56049592
>Why the fuck are certain ones getting deleted but not others
janny didn't like my booba posting, I guess.
>>56049617
>One of those is a man, actually
Ha, yeah. Which one, though?
>>56049636
>Be sure to buy SBUX
I'm bullish on them due to their oatmeal bars being delicious.
>>56049638
>WMT
>shartinmart
pass on all that.

[Anonymous No.56049687]

>>56049394
>arent
>pol
>im
>too

[Anonymous No.56049704]

>>56049681
Ijiranaideeeeeee!!! YAMEROOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56049710]

>>56049684
It was this, anons post. H3 deleted it though probably bc he didn't realize it was a man kek

[Anonymous No.56049774]

sold some naked calls to force the market higher.

[Anonymous No.56049778]

NNDM bros, we fucking won! Now let's sail superjews boat of 3d awesomeness into the bright future.

[Anonymous No.56049784]

>>56049613
My slurping isn't desperate it's just a habit at this point, one day I'm going to own every share of SPXL and then I'm going to get to name my own price when I sell.

[Anonymous No.56049813]

Also just boughted my first URANIUM (ticker URNM) thanks to the Anon who BLESSES us by promoting it here regularly.

[Anonymous No.56049832]

>>56049778
Animatrix is based.
>>56049813
>my first URANIUM
Take a look at CCJ and UUUU. Both good picks.

[Anonymous No.56049841]

SOUR HOUR NOW financially speaking

>>56049535
ok chill, have some PITTA

[Anonymous No.56049847]

>>56049710
idk what the jannys problem is kek

[Anonymous No.56049865]

>>56049841
>noboobs man body, no armpit hair
lmao u gay?
>>56049847
>idk what the jannys problem is kek
Shorted SPY instead of SPOT, perhaps?

[Anonymous No.56049910]

>>56049832
Yep, I have looked at those and the others when you've brought it to my attention. I figured just picking one, the Sprott contains those and a bunch of others.

[Anonymous No.56049917]

I will keep buying AAPL

[Anonymous No.56049918]

People are selling the dow to buy nvidia on a 'dip' and it's so fucking stupid it makes me want to vomit.

[Anonymous No.56049922]

>AMZN
ffs, why is it pumping?

>>56049865
>lmao u gay?
Yes, I'm gay for Sonia, I want to have hairless armpit vaginal gay sex with her, financially speaking

[Anonymous No.56049937]

What did ES mean by this backtest of the broken trend line?

[Anonymous No.56049940]

>>56049673
I 100% agree with you. I don't even play vidya games anymore as much as I used to because I don't have the time for it, and they are all shit. I don't get excited for AAA games anymore because they are all dogshit soulless cash grabs. I don't even expect GTA 6 to be good, but it will still sell a shit ton.

[Anonymous No.56049952]

>>56049922
The algorithms are moving money around because fuck you. Doesn't really matter.

Market will go down another 3-5% tomorrow, then on monday it will pump. On ppi/cpi it will probably crab around 'the bottom' and then up for the rest of the month. Dump denied.

[Anonymous No.56049962]

>>56049937
It's because I bought 1dte UVXY calls OTM

[Anonymous No.56049967]

>>56049922
that torso doesnt look very vaginal to me

[Anonymous No.56049969]

>tfw over 50% of my longs are going red all day..

[Anonymous No.56049975]

>>56049940
>but it will still sell a shit ton
This is one of the reasons I was looking at TTWO shares/calls. Goymers are going to slurp that piece of shit up, regardless of the price being $150USD

[Anonymous No.56049978]

TLT BREAK OUT AAAAAAAAAAA
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.56049986]

>>56049952
I hope you're right

[Anonymous No.56049996]

DXY 105 is the level to watch

[Anonymous No.56050005]

>>56049978
good eye anon

[Anonymous No.56050009]

>>56049922
Investors buying emergency pumps before the FTC sues Amazon for hundreds of billions in anti trust lawsuits.

[Anonymous No.56050010]

>INTC up 3% while every other semi is dumping
What happened?

[Anonymous No.56050011]

>>56049986
I am right
The FED doesn't want a dump
Burry is always wrong
Retards like >>56049969 are losing their minds
Tomorrow red, then wick up from the bottom, then next week we crab and the CPI will be 'good' and the market will have a fat green candle and every idiot will post mumus again.

[Anonymous No.56050018]

>>56049975
It's actually fascinating to me how many instances we have had in recent years of AAA gaming being complete utter dogshit, and people will still pre-order. NPC mentality is 100% a thing, and it shocks me. I remember seeing a thread on plebbit where some of these fuckers took off of work to play Starfield. Literal manchild behavior.

[Anonymous No.56050030]

>>56049952
Call some trades to cover it then and we will see your predictive power.

[Anonymous No.56050037]

>>56049978
>TLT BREAK OUT AAAAAAAAAAA
>BUY BUY BUY
THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT
>buys TLT and TMF
>>56050018
I agree, it's gotten bad. Pre-ordering basically outs you as a fucking retard, at this point.

[Anonymous No.56050049]

what´s the market effect of an orange baboon who's running for president of the US speaking and how do i profit from it?

[Anonymous No.56050050]

>>56048535
>day 435 of the sun beating directly on my windows and face everywhere i go with little to no rain

[Anonymous No.56050055]

>>56049975
>regardless of the price being $150USD
Holy fuck nuke the gaming industry already

[Anonymous No.56050058]

>>56049975
Just long microsoft if you want a long position on the cattle market, they've perfected the cheap slop to recurring profits pipeline. Nobody else does it better. The side effect is the whole industry is fake and gay with AIDS now and there are no more good vidyagaems but you will almost certainly turn a profit.
>>56050018
I've finally figured out why gaming is so recession proof and has such constant demand and it's beyond escapism and well into being something people use to manage mental illness just like antidepressants or working out. There will never not be a market for videogames no matter how shitty they get on the whole.

[Anonymous No.56050066]

>>56050037
>THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT

[Anonymous No.56050068]

>>56050049
>what´s the market effect of an orange baboon
I would vote for an unironic baboon president.
I think it would be funny.
Maybe a oragantang instead

[Anonymous No.56050071]

>>56050010
Something something chips act

[Anonymous No.56050084]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.56050095]

>>56050030
Nvidia to 1000

[Anonymous No.56050098]

He who buys HE will get the bag.

[Anonymous No.56050103]

>>56050098
*will be left holding the bag

[Anonymous No.56050107]

>>56050084
>Baking...
It better contain links >:(
>>56050098
>He who buys HE will get the bag.
But will I be left holding the bag???

[Anonymous No.56050114]

>>56048605
Now post that same graph but adjusted for inflation

[Anonymous No.56050124]

>>56048593
This has been unironically true since i started posting here over a year ago

[Anonymous No.56050131]

>>56050103
It will be a very hefty bag, filled to the brim.

[Anonymous No.56050157]

>he didn't buy the AAPL dip
>he doesn't know about the new aiPhone

[Anonymous No.56050159]

Alright enough shitting on oil and gas explorers. Oil is hovering close enough to 90 brent and if I find you bears I am going to poop on your desk. reeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.56050163]

>>56049647
They are loaded, and prepared. The gallows are built

[Anonymous No.56050181]

baking

[Anonymous No.56050183]

Baking

[Anonymous No.56050185]

Did any anon pick up on it last thread that there's going to be dark skies above the NYSE for the next 7 days starting tonight?

[Anonymous No.56050186]

BAKE IT ALREADY

[Anonymous No.56050205]

>>56050190
>>56050190
>>56050190>>56050190
>>56050190
>>56050190>>56050190
>>56050190
>>56050190

[Anonymous No.56050216]

>>56048642