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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:36:43 No.56048535 [Reply] [Original]

Will SPY blend? Edition

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:37:15 No.56048542 File: 22 KB, 461x179, 1692798984900367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048535 VIX will never see a 15 handle again

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:37:28 No.56048543 You forgot the links

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:37:47 No.56048545 >>56048543 We got patties instead

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:37:55 No.56048546 File: 111 KB, 700x933, 1694075813822273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >RAMESH edition

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:38:09 No.56048550 File: 74 KB, 1087x637, 2023-09-07 17.37.51.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >up >down I don't care, I just need Dow to outperform Nasdaq

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:38:12 No.56048551 File: 2.85 MB, 480x360, 1692680782878162.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048535 Heh, don't say us TLT chads didn't warn you...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:38:37 No.56048557 File: 528 KB, 649x752, 1681488770086970.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another low effort bake.

/smg/ - Stormy Market General Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:39:22 No.56048566
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Zero Chance Of Squeeze Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:39:32 No.56048567 How many of you legitimately believe the China fud? I need to know who to filter

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:39:54 No.56048573 >>56048557 back in my day, we didn't rush baking the bread and let it cool on the counter before breaking it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:40:00 No.56048574 Niggardly Bake

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:40:37 No.56048581 File: 161 KB, 1080x1080, a78911b3532bfe334da32f609962a92a-2445506365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what are the latest meme stocks bros heres a funny doggo pic in return

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:40:55 No.56048586 File: 202 KB, 486x602, 1668971074555162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048573 If you cut it too early, all the moisture escapes as steam! Also remember to let meat rest before cutting as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:41:09 No.56048589 >>56048542 I see the futures manipulation in the dry sandbox market and know I'm still right. Hunt the stop loss jews, your pyramid scheme market is going to break one or the other way, and I' m just going to reopen position at a better price

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:41:22 No.56048593 File: 2.56 MB, 853x480, 1692580131673869.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:41:23 No.56048594 bears dont get to cum

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:41:33 No.56048596 >>56048581 Sasa polyester

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:42:33 No.56048604 I can't believe I was to post that webm so early in a thread

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:42:34 No.56048605 File: 124 KB, 1173x707, Line goes up retard BTFO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048589 >Pyramid scheme retard I just BTFO in the previous thread

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:42:45 No.56048607 >>56048593 The worst part is most o the zoomers who post here don't even know what TV show this is from

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:43:37 No.56048611 >>56048607 >tv show >tv It's a movie

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:44:13 No.56048615

Imagine going through last year thinking the global economy would break ANY DAY NOW, ending up utterly wrong, and then still believing the retarded fud getting tossed around by known manipulators. Lmao. Sometimes I feel like I'm actually the only bull left in these threads after everyone else got tired of so much obnoxious doomposting.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:44:47 No.56048620 File: 314 KB, 3840x2160, TrollFace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048611 I was trying to lead the zoomers astray, we like to have a little fun around here ...especially on days where my stocks are down over a percent

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:45:28 No.56048626 >>56048605 You are really not different from the shitcoin baggies. It all comes down to bid, ask and liquidity as demand and production, everything else is just another layer to the pyramid scheme

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:45:34 No.56048627 >shit talk spotify (SPOT) in the last thread >won't load now SHORT THIS FUCKING GARBAGE PLATFORM!!!! >>56048567 China is old news, bro. We're making India into the worlds factory. Deal with you psychotic bug person.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:46:01 No.56048630 File: 196 KB, 700x394, 1683995628692657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048551 >tfw all in on TMF

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:46:40 No.56048634 is it even worth it watching bloomberg?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:46:55 No.56048636 File: 56 KB, 867x489, Line goes up retard BTFO II.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048626 Riddle me this. If corporate profits are 3 times larger than in 2008 and margins are 11% instead of 8%, why shouldn't stock prices go up?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:47:09 No.56048640 >>56048550 Never going to happen. You’re basically saying boomers will lift the economy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:47:21 No.56048642 File: 1.98 MB, 600x333, 1469652236500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:47:56 No.56048650 >>56048551 There are men who have banged these women. why even live?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:48:19 No.56048654 >>56048634 CNBC is better, desu senpai >>56048642 >tfw edging best way to spend time

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:48:23 No.56048656 File: 158 KB, 631x513, 1694096651397393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048627 I beat you to the short. Opened it LAST THREAD

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:49:00 No.56048659 >>56048636 Stocks are going up. look at SPY from 2008 till now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:49:17 No.56048661 >>56048654 >>56048634 >Watching advertising outlet that lost the majority of their audience over 10 years Lol

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:49:19 No.56048662 >META takes a massive shit for literally no apparent reason Lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:49:23 No.56048664 Woo Disney is finally under $80 a share.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:49:43 No.56048669 File: 28 KB, 386x386, 1687720621784093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Saw a retarded college student today. She literally had the retard face, like a downie, but was a college student.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:50:17 No.56048675 >>56048659 But pyramid scheme retard says stocks are going up only because line goes up, not because sales and profits increased

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:50:31 No.56048676 >>56048662 It was done rebalancing itself in the index, and now it can dump with the rest of the QQQ

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:50:58 No.56048679 File: 452 KB, 1440x2780, spy pump.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048535 Your chart seems to imply this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:51:27 No.56048684 >>56048656 >anon opens short >SPOT stops loading So it was you that did this?! >>56048661 >I can only watch one thing at a time Lol getta load of this single stream loser. Ive got like 4 things on at once, old man.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:51:33 No.56048685 >>56048669 Is it time to short education? Imagine if they let that retard run your 401k

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:51:42 No.56048686

>>56048636
Hey. Keep trying it with (((narratives))), like every pyramid scheme conartist
>muah 2008
Are you a stupid zoomer that can't into macro and isn't aware that your entire tech "profits" rely on genx scammers scamming drooling boomer investors at 0%

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:51:43 No.56048687 took a nap. what i missed in the last two threads??

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:52:03 No.56048692 File: 21 KB, 486x440, 1693819606051574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048551 >TLT chads

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:52:12 No.56048693 >>56048664 50 eoy, calling it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:52:14 No.56048694 >>56048675 well he is retarded. why would you entertain the thoughts of a moron?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:52:54 No.56048697 File: 792 KB, 850x1200, 1693910580718934.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048581 The latest meme is the S&P500.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:54:39 No.56048711

>>56048686
>Are you a stupid zoomer that can't into macro and isn't aware that your entire tech "profits" rely on genx scammers scamming drooling boomer investors at 0%
Riddle me this. Why have industrial companies grow if all profits are tech related?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:55:05 No.56048713 File: 35 KB, 800x450, 1646404065165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE DOW MAN MARCHES ON

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:55:40 No.56048718 File: 58 KB, 714x626, Dow industrial shits on line goes up retard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048711

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:55:58 No.56048720

>>56048694
Because those mongoloids are getting annoying and thought everyone with two braincells and an undergrad level of understanding of macro knew how this pyramid scheme of zombie corps and cheap debt would end, they still don't give up trying to rope idiots into their pyramid schemes with failing mass media behaviorism

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:57:12 No.56048730 >>56048720 >pyramid scheme of zombie corps and cheap debt would end Lmao get a load of this retard

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:57:37 No.56048736 I didn’t sell my calls I bought at the local bottom after that rip. I’m playing with fire

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:57:45 No.56048737

>>56048711
>Repackaged html, database and script language into star ups that never made sales profits in 30 years
>Keep leeching funds from drooling boomer investor at low interest rates with pitches about da future
>Loooooook we made profits this quarter btw, we need more funding
Lol

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:57:52 No.56048740 File: 46 KB, 258x586, 1693014944053310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048684 Glad to help. BROS LOOK AT META >mfw

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:57:59 No.56048742 >>56048640 >implying tech will never underperform lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:58:03 No.56048743 Folks, this is Bidenomics

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:58:12 No.56048744 Bastard bitch janny gave me a 3 day bros :_;

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:58:13 No.56048745 Mumu... Muuuuuumuuuuuuu..... Awfully quiet today mumu.. Awfully awfully quiet..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:58:45 No.56048752 >>56048720 US manufactuing 5x is a boomer tech low debt zoombie corp trap because?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:58:48 No.56048753 File: 244 KB, 752x575, Peter Lynch thinking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048744 Then who was post?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:58:51 No.56048754 >it’s that weird day when the boomer DOW props up the market while QQQ takes a shit What DOW companies are saving our asses right now? Is the army of Fed speakers on stage today prophesying doom and gloom as usual?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:59:36 No.56048758 File: 43 KB, 680x700, 1692975032916135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 4 more days

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 15:59:41 No.56048759 >>56048753 Mobile data was post. I don't like using this to shitpost

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:00:56 No.56048767 >>56048752 Because it relies 100% on continuous funding and public subsidies and it hasn't been demand doing the profits, just scamming for more funding and accountancy trickery with trying to keep wages low outsourcing to indian contractors

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:01:09 No.56048772 File: 258 KB, 2048x1631, getinloser.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048758 But that's... September 11th!

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:01:26 No.56048777
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>>56048754
unironically a sign of rotation, risk off
can't go cash (due to their charters) have to go more defensives
look at the sectors
>Utilities +2%
lmao.
real fear, flight to recession sectors today
>utilities, healthcare, consumer staples

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:01:49 No.56048780 WE END GREEN, CALLING IT NOW, THIS IS 100% FINANCIAL ADVICE BUY ON MARGIN RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:01:49 No.56048781 >>56048551 I want that BOOBA in my face

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:02:33 No.56048786 [DELETED]

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This is what I posted to get me 3 day banned from /pol/

Why do whites act like they're virtuous for letting women go around wearing skimpy clothing and *not* pouncing on them when doing so is in the default nature of true men?
You people are so neutered and cucked it's unreal. You have normalized whore behavior and you don't even question it.

Your women have got you so mindbroken that it's unsurprising they have replaced western men with masculine eastern men.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:02:39 No.56048787 >>56048737 then you have the DOW 30 which is up on the day and are all bluechip companies.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:02:49 No.56048788 >>56048758 Wait I thought we had at least 2 more weeks, please sir

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:03:08 No.56048791 >>56048777 >Real fear Lol what the fuck are you even basing this shit on? Fear of what? China spreading even more ridiculous self-congratulating anti-US fud?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:05:19 No.56048813 >>56048791 >it's China fud that is driving the market lower! that's it, China fud! Lol. You're dumb. If you see XLU +2% and XLK -1.7%, you know it's recession fear there also very bad inflation reigniting fears (which is why XLE is pushing ATH)

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:06:01 No.56048821

>>56048787
Substract the monetary base inflation, substract the funding from investor from the sheets, substract different subsidies and tax privileges and just look at expenses and costs, you see the entire American tech industry is a giant house of cards relying on perpetual fresh funding and cheap loans to not crash like the zombie pyramid scheme it is

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:06:31 No.56048826

>>56048767
>Because it relies 100% on continuous funding and public subsidies and it hasn't been demand doing the profits, just scamming for more funding and accountancy trickery with trying to keep wages low outsourcing to indian contractors
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/TOTDTEUSQ163N
You should be bullish that debt to equity ratio is decreasing and its lowest since the QE era started

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:06:36 No.56048829 >>56048813 >MUH RECESSION Hahahahahahahahahahaha oh fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:06:49 No.56048830 File: 1.02 MB, 1000x1555, shenhe hu tao.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Today's market is flatter than Hu Tao

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:06:50 No.56048831 >>56048786 >t.pedo

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:07:07 No.56048835 My limit orders keep getting edged. I have to keep increasing it by 5 cents but it's not getting filled

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:08:46 No.56048848

>>56048826
Demand is breaking away faggots and no, I won't buy your bags, neither is anybody else with an undergrad understanding of macro and a two weeks accountancy seminar. You havev to dig for fresh funding among retail and retail is broke from the pump and dump faggotery on the pyramid scheme market

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:09:43 No.56048855 File: 216 KB, 547x1088, Screenshot 2023-09-07 at 9.07.36 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048821 DOW is like 18% tech and its tech holdings are: >MSFT >APPL >IBM >INTC >CSCO

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:10:19 No.56048857 >>56048835 some say thats a good sign that you have to chase a bit to get it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:10:26 No.56048859 >>56048855 >CSCO Oh no dont' summon the routerfag.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:10:59 No.56048866
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>>56048829
Yes. That's literally what the sectors are telling you today. Recession rotation.
XLU, XLV, XLP (utilities, healthcare, consumer staples)
XLE pushing ATH (energy = oil pushing $90 = inflation return)
Stagflation economy rotation
Google it yourself, as you clearly don't understand or know what I'm talking about - 99% chance you've never even heard of XLU
>Google: what sectors do best in a recession
Then look at this picture again: >>56048777
What do you see now

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:11:23 No.56048870 >>56048857 Should I just use Market order instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:11:44 No.56048872 >>56048855 >>56048821 >>56048777 https://www.slickcharts.com/dowjones Join the boomers, buy the DOW

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:11:51 No.56048874 >>56048855 Do a two week crash course seminar into accountancy and look again at those sheets of those zombie companies. Then panic because you realize how bad things really are

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:12:19 No.56048879 File: 77 KB, 737x449, W-Delbert-Gann-Trading-Rules.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048870

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:12:27 No.56048880 SWE stands for what? I know it's Single White but what's the E?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:12:43 No.56048882 >>56048830 >Hu Tao ugly boy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:13:16 No.56048883 >>56048831 Why pedo??? That girl is an adult >>56048866 Heard it before

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:14:33 No.56048893 >>56048848 Riddle me this, if profits are up, revenue is up and debt is going down, why should stocks that have grown their business should have its 2008 valuation according to this schizo. Do you know what a balance sheet is?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:14:54 No.56048896 >>56048879 why would i listen to someone who looks like stephen colbert and rachel maddow combined?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:15:17 No.56048900 >>56048831 >She was under 17 years and 364 days!!!! Fucking pedo!!! Kek fuck off simp

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:15:23 No.56048902
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>>56048870
I put my orders at major dollar and cent levels and they tend to fill. Sometimes the buys are a little above lows. Sometimes the sells are a little below highs, but they all fill.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:15:48 No.56048904 >>56048893 Yes, and I know how to read it and put it into macro economic context instead of screeching marketing lines about line go up

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:15:50 No.56048905 >>56048870 no those are risky. you might get shit fill. do you pay for live data?

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:16:23 No.56048911
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>>56048874
You watched some youtube videos and think the entire economy is a bunch of zombie companies.
>While typing on a computer which you bought >on internet you pay monthly for
MSFT, APPL, CSCO, IBM, and INTC are not zombie companies

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:16:35 No.56048913 >>56048905 No

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:17:26 No.56048922 >>56048911 Are you projecting or just monkey typing off a script? I don't watch your advertising on jewtube. Go eat a dick marketeer baggie

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:18:52 No.56048933 >dont follow a blind mans advice this sounds like smg.. >>56048896 cos its not a beauty pageant.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:19:48 No.56048937 And the jews currently manipulating the low volume 0 liquidity october Spx future contract, very funny, desperately funny

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:19:52 No.56048938 File: 236 KB, 720x700, 1692193168507478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 40 minutes ago you were gloating about a leveraged short you were going to "make it" with. I'd like to circle back to that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:20:41 No.56048947 >>56048879 Unironic garbage advice lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:21:05 No.56048949 File: 282 KB, 1783x1023, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048938 All you have to do is go all in on SQQQ and SPSX for this month and get out before october. It's that easy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:21:10 No.56048951 >>56048938 >circle back i hate that corporate gobbledygook so much women in the workforce were a mistake

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:22:10 No.56048957 >>56048949 >Etf fee scams Scamstreet is really really fucking desperate lately. I don't want to know how expensive all that Reuters advertising was

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:22:27 No.56048960 >>56048951 Let’s just put a pin in that anon until we line up the action items on the agenda first and bring this thing home, huh anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:22:48 No.56048962 >>56048913 so you might be looking at delayed prices. slowly increase your price to get filled. like 2 to 3 cents. buying at the right time is important too

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:22:57 No.56048965 >>56048938 I shidded, how does that make you feel?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:23:00 No.56048966 >>56048900 Was she actually tho??

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:24:21 No.56048975

>>56048949
the worst period for September is the week after OPEX, after all the deltas have been cleared - all the delta hedging (and the pins, sticky gamma) will be gone
September 19-26 is the worst week, in the worst month
everyone needs to keep in mind that we are being pinned at 4500 SPX due to this September expiration, next Friday
everything has been fake and gay due to this expiration

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:26:14 No.56048985 File: 3.34 MB, 498x373, wtf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTF WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:26:15 No.56048986 File: 672 KB, 1000x1000, 1692210704555412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Four, three, two, one Earth below us drifting, falling Floating weightless, calling, calling home

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:28:16 No.56048996 >>56048975 Doubt they have enough Viagra over to keep the dick up. Opex clearing will drive that baby into panic mode

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:28:41 No.56048998 File: 300 KB, 1280x1706, 1693777295457994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] good morning sirs whats gonna be a good entry on vix futures in the coming days?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:29:18 No.56049002 File: 239 KB, 1096x1127, 1691189570429468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:29:31 No.56049003
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>oil still staying high with more cuts
>USD keeps rising
>china having demographic issues
>war popping off in ukraine/africa
>rates will keep rising and stay high longer
We are about to enter a chaotic period arent we? There is no way some countries survive the next year or two right? Places like Argentina are at like 50% inflation per 6 months. They cant survive like this much longer.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:30:01 No.56049009 >>56048567 >trusting chinks >ever Hahaha

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:30:12 No.56049011 >>56048998 That's a woman

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:30:20 No.56049012 File: 612 KB, 480x270, 1686153489844688.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048975 So you're saying I have time for my transfers to clear.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:30:42 No.56049016 >>56048938 Kek.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:32:01 No.56049024 >>56049011 if that's a boy then put me in the parade

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:32:04 No.56049025 >>56049003 Oil is flat and has been for nearly 3 years despite continues production cuts What you see on the charts are whales stranded on a beach about to die and blow up

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:32:43 No.56049028 >>56049003 >Places like Argentina are at like 50% inflation per 6 months. They cant survive like this much longer. you clearly don't understand latin america. argentina is used to that shit. meanwhile, venezuela is even worse and they are still alive

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:32:45 No.56049029 File: 713 KB, 711x755, 3132111221.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LETS FUCKING GO

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:33:03 No.56049031 >hold cash at 5% APR >hold anything that isn't big tranny tech: -5% a day likely >hold big tech: no movements great market

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:33:59 No.56049038 >>56049029 second from left (clockwise) is Rocker

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:34:02 No.56049040
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>>56049002
Those of us who knew, tried to tell you. Generational bottom is now, because we only go up.
>>56049011
>me trying to sneak a pic under the stall door/walls
She's cute

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:34:32 No.56049044
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>>56048975
>>56048986
expect us to revert back to 4500 due to OPEX - all according to plan
pin between 4400 and 4500 SPX
however, next Wednesday we get CPI, Thursday PPI
it will be difficult for them to pin it at 4500 with the CPI report on Wednesday - more likely (in my opinion) to push the lower bound of 4400 by the time Friday actually comes around
UNLESS, and after this whole last year of totally false criminal lying in economic reports, they are able to say "Oh CPI was only 0.2-0.3% MoM, not 0.79% MoM!"
If the CPI report comes out saying 0.2-0.3% MoM, we are genuinely in the most fraudulent market since 2008 with the banks marking up CDOs as the bonds failed
Again I would not be surprised whatsoever if they cook the CPI, again, for the 1,000th time this year, as they have done with every economic report
We might touch 4500 before Wednesday, mumu will be blaring all horns and declaring victory
It's expected mumu.. there is so much riding on this OPEX
>pic related
unironically, selling $440 SPY puts (and cashing out before Wednesday) is probably free money
it's just whether or not the charade continues through the CPI, through the PPI - a lot more risk - do you believe the cooks have your back?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:35:48 No.56049057 File: 273 KB, 1920x1090, ∑00001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049040 I've been buying like a madman, though, Leo!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:35:49 No.56049058 >>56048535 OPRA won’t stop going down

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:37:06 No.56049066 >>56049029 Imagine the kvetching in that room if someone mentioned rent controls

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:37:17 No.56049070 >>56049044 kek it really never gonna go down ever again

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:38:10 No.56049072 >>56049029 >>56049066 Is it a good idea to buy a triplex?

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:38:23 No.56049074
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>>56049044
>we are genuinely in the most fraudulent market since 2008
It's Burry posting on 4chan.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:39:40 No.56049080

>>56049044
Look at ppis worldwide, they can't keep that charade up, last weeks fake pump was expensively bought with an all out advertising campaign to try to rope in the last retail and boomer funds liquidity. I say it dies tomorrow. And ppi as opex clearing is going to be the end and the whales blow up and everyone is going to be covers in whale cadaver

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:40:17 No.56049088 >>56049074 it isn't wrong, everything is propped up by ESG magic which holds no real weight, everything is massively inflated

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:40:30 No.56049090 >>56049058 Why wouldn't it? Once the pumping stops the next step is to dump. OPRA was a special divvy hype pump, which is now over.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:40:56 No.56049093 File: 185 KB, 1309x739, top-g-prop-trader.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my NVAX calls are doin a lil' sumthin >me on the right

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:41:11 No.56049097 >>56048586 Anyone remember that anon here who was bragging about buying those boots lol what a fag

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:41:17 No.56049100 File: 814 KB, 768x768, ee3b281a-114c-11ee-8758-9a042c2333b9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] INTC 38 (52-week high). celebrate, party, take profits, but don't seethe. you WERE sufficiently warned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg21Rkew874

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:41:37 No.56049101 >>56049088 Did you miss Larry closing his esg scam funding? Said, not enough interest. It's over, they finally seem to have realized they can't win, and if they keep trying they are literally going to hang

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:43:41 No.56049118 File: 4 KB, 208x250, wojak-seething-angry-peeking-up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049093 nevermind it was just marketmaker bid/ask fuckery

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:43:43 No.56049119

>>56049101
>But the world's largest asset manager hasn't changed its stance on ESG issues, Fink told the Aspen Ideas Festival on Sunday.
he said he's not using the term due to the fact that everyone knows the scam going on, but they're still active in it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:44:10 No.56049122 File: 29 KB, 729x594, 239829385.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049097 lol yeh what a fag who would waste money on such useless stuff?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:44:15 No.56049124 >>56049101 I won't believe that until they start laying off all the Shandinquas & Rayqwandas

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:44:50 No.56049126 >>56049044 why is continuing to become more fraudulent not an option? we are going to spy 550 EOY

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:46:05 No.56049133 Ok, I bought ccl at 15.5, should I buy more at 15? Very tempting

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:46:47 No.56049138

>>56049119
People are pissed beyond funny pissed and no amount of mass media behaviorism can unpiss them. I saw a bunch of millennials and young genx parading a gallow through the streets of vienna last week with the words, politicians, justice and banks written on it. Shit is serious and they need to retreat if they don't want to violently die

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:47:25 No.56049143 >>56049119 This. >>56049101 Stupid moron. Hes literally just changing the name. You one of those idiots that actually falls for a name rebranding scam?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:48:02 No.56049146 >>56049138 Austrians are just a bunch of mountain fags speaking in some sausage dialect.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:48:19 No.56049150 >>56049143 Then he is going to die

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:48:21 No.56049151 File: 1.79 MB, 197x213, 1669836086382095.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049122 Breh

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:49:20 No.56049158 >>56049146 It always starts in Austria, Creditanstalt, European fascism, hanging politicians, bankers and bureaucrats

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:49:46 No.56049160 File: 425 KB, 541x493, 1678292657494321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049138 lmao remember that time Credit Suisse failed? Good times.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:50:02 No.56049161 File: 3.99 MB, 1000x1000, 1693332973664317.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049151 what?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:50:51 No.56049166 >>56049150 No he wont. He fooled people like you into thinking you won. So he fooled even more out there.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:50:57 No.56049167 >>56049158 >blah blah blah muh political understanding. not even the most relevant mountain country in that area.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:51:19 No.56049171 File: 58 KB, 485x458, 1677065710514773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049161 Damn that C3PO cousin has more ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:51:35 No.56049173 >>56049160 He better keeps on fighting that inflation with data driven approach, or he is going to hang next to Larry, Mortimer and Kathie

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:52:31 No.56049177 >>56049160 good times indeed. goes to show that the 2008 crisis was handled the wrong way

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:53:07 No.56049182 File: 255 KB, 256x256, 1694025228404582.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when does the spx finally make it out of oversold are on the 4h?? has been stuck at 30 for ever now

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:53:08 No.56049184

>>56049126
it is an option - why I said
>Again, I would not be surprised whatsoever if they cook the CPI, again, for the 1,000th time this year, as they have done with every economic report
however, this one is going to be difficult to cook. there is way too much that has all come in alignment at the same time - services prices paid moving higher, energy moving sharply higher (and they were able to cook energy away off the last report - can only kick that can so long), PPI moving higher, a lot of inflationary pressures all reared their head at the same time over August, why Fednowcast is showing 0.79% MoM (a very high reading)
previous months it was nowhere as high as 0.79% MoM, and it's easier to make 0.4% look like 0.2% than it is to make 0.8% look like 0.2%
they have a real challenge on their hands, to deliver the soufflé fully intact while there is a marching band playing in the kitchen
it's not impossible - but it will be more difficult to cook this time

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:54:52 No.56049200 File: 84 KB, 680x963, Qui gf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049138 >with the words, politicians, justice and banks written on it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:55:01 No.56049201 >>56049167 You don't get the role of Austria in the play. Sleepy mountain farmer country, yes, but once the laid back farmers go full on lynching the rest follows

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:55:23 No.56049206 File: 244 KB, 1080x1467, Screenshot_20230907_125352_Brave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049122 Enjoy your figurine ya bundle of sticks

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:55:44 No.56049207 >>56049138 people are still too caught up in culture wars created by the theatre of politics to really understand what's going on, they still think there's a difference between left and right, oblivious to the ones pulling their strings above

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:56:31 No.56049215 File: 43 KB, 750x350, 82127495-872E-45E3-85CC-2CD6BF72CD00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:57:13 No.56049218 >>56049207 Blablabla get the fuck out of your Versailles and inti the streets of Paris Louis

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:57:14 No.56049219 >>56049206 I mean, I will... that's... why I spent $500 on it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:58:44 No.56049232 File: 787 KB, 768x768, d3587f82-2a1c-11ee-8bda-5256fae358a0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049167 diese aussage zurückziehen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZZqSZqJz4Y

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:58:56 No.56049234

>>56049201
there is nothing going to happen in europe. the entire continent gives new meaning to the expression of the "old world". shit is more serious in France as of now and its because Macron increased the retirement age and their whole debacle in africa.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 16:59:12 No.56049238 File: 1.43 MB, 2560x2400, Die Nibelungen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Austrians have more fun. >>56048664 With their current forecast, it shouldn't even be above $20.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:00:05 No.56049244 >>56049234 Oh yes, outside the ivory towers of the like of Sorbonne and co people want blood, and they know whose blood they want

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:02:01 No.56049255 >>56049244 do you want to know the real reason why those kids are rioting? its because every good one has probably left that overpriced shithole of a town, leaving on the single iq digited ones to fuck things up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:03:16 No.56049261 I just got scolded for not being in office 50% of the time, despite being a picturesque wagie otherwise. I think I’m probably done with this bullshit, time to rest and vest for 40 years

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:03:28 No.56049262
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>>56049219
Now I'm curious how you are going to enjoy it? Will it sit collecting dust on shelve, or are you a glass case fag with hundreds of others of these things? I'd enjoy if you flew it around in one hand while making sound effects

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:06:00 No.56049274

>>56049255
You are misjudging the whore of lutetia, and you are underestimating the so called common people to see through the media charade and attempts to sell them for stupid. Never underestimate the common people. Every ivory tower faggot be it a college boy or a silver spoon in ass finance jew should at least for 3 years work among the common folks than they might understand, but now it's too late for them, same as it was too late for Louis when the Bastille was taken

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:06:54 No.56049284 I bought 18.5 puts on SQQQ Is it over?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:08:51 No.56049291 >>56049044 You seem to have pretty much the same opinion on CPI as I do: >>56030610

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:09:15 No.56049292 >>56049274 >Never underestimate the common people Kek ok tankie. No one seriously thinks revolution is happening anywhere in europe or america. The common folks will eat the slop and they will enjoy it and the market will set aths.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:09:23 No.56049293 >>56049206 >>56049262 >HAS Unironically good company desu

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:11:09 No.56049304

>>56049292
I'm no tankie, I'm as extreme radical right wing as they come, only that in my understanding and the understanding of the common people, the people are the sovereign, and the larpers that called themselves elites for too long are just serves that are about to be served to the gallows

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:11:53 No.56049306 >>56049293 >capeshitsloppa it goes on until it doesn't...

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:13:34 No.56049318

>>56049304
>I'm as extreme radical right wing as they come
Tell me your opinion on voting and religion then. ill decide if you are an actual right winger or a pol larper.
>gallows
Kek calm down dude. You arent going to kill anyone. No one is. Americans are too fat and diabetic for such things.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:16:29 No.56049335 >>56049161 She looks like she fucks humans

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:17:11 No.56049339 no one cares about australia, you fucking faggots

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:17:31 No.56049344 >>56049262 i set up dioramas in my collection room and switch them around as a i get new figures/get bored it was a great way to learn 3d printing too, as i got impatient with HAS to release certain things so I would just make them myself

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:18:01 No.56049348 >>56049339 is australia still a thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:18:10 No.56049353 File: 94 KB, 520x468, 1684509109336098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049339 WTF I thought we were talking about Austria???

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:19:54 No.56049370 File: 512 KB, 822x785, 1684266213419217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >go for a shower >return to revolutionary larping and men playing with toys

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:20:23 No.56049375 >>56049215 Kek

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:21:46 No.56049391

>>56049291
I do, and don't
I accept that they have been cooking the books, and there is nothing to stop them cooking the books probably until 2024
however, I also think that this time in particular is going to be very difficult to cook, but not impossible >>56049184
to where even if they show 0.4%-0.5%, it may cause a sell off

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:22:02 No.56049392 >>56049339 that was exactly my point

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:22:13 No.56049394
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>>56049370
im trying to convince anons to not trade on pol doomer posts. That they may sound right but arent likely in application. too many bears here trying to short stuff and USD keeps going higher and stocks getting new aths.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:22:18 No.56049395 File: 117 KB, 978x817, jacen_syn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049335

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:22:45 No.56049403 File: 539 KB, 1440x3088, Screenshot_20230907_132221_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hmm

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:22:54 No.56049404 >>56048611 Is it Fight Club or American Beauty?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:23:04 No.56049406 brehs. my addicted friend from childhood started working and is talking about investing. this is a bubble gotta be......

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:23:19 No.56049407 File: 398 KB, 1159x1256, 1661784215102145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049370 We have a little fun round these parts, partner.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:24:13 No.56049417 [DELETED]

>>56049318
Voting is the mode by which the sovereign in a democracy decides who among his own is going to represent his interests, the party system completely perverted this mode and we are currently in a hanged man situation where the representatives of the sovereign consider their small cabal of collectivists the masters over the sovereign
On religion, it's a story, a story with norms and moral attached that is in an optimal society able to create a common reality and trust among the inhabitants of a territory.
>Keeps spitting on the common people
I'm a former ivory tower silver spoon in ass born faggot that did the opposite of what the rest of my peer group of eu neo-aristocrats did, go among the people, not leading them, living with them

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:24:15 No.56049418 opened a position in vale, reflation is gonna rip mumu and bond bulls a new one

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:24:53 No.56049422 i was never your friend. i tried to tell but you were always so self-centered.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:25:08 No.56049425

>>56049261
I had my office lead tell me I need to be in the office on time. I usually come in about 10 minutes after my start time because who gives a shit, I do most of the work in the office and stay late.
Now I come in exactly 1 minute after my start time. Anal niggas are gay

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:25:40 No.56049426 File: 1.39 MB, 1160x1160, 1675887190077741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All right, let's get this thread back on track. How do I long big financial titties? Also I sold some covered calls on GEVO today.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:25:41 No.56049427 Let's be realistic. Aapl will recover tomorrow right? It's a buy isnt it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:26:31 No.56049435 >>56049074 Burry looks like THAT?

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:26:54 No.56049441

>>56049261
This is why I made sure to get a job in another town when the work from home bullshit was happening. It's a 2 hour drive in and out so management knows I'm only showing up for events like barbecues or the big training day we did when they wanted to move us on to new software.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:27:04 No.56049443 >>56049435 you 'mirin?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:27:13 No.56049445 >>56049435 burry doesn't look at anything

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:27:22 No.56049446 File: 152 KB, 819x1024, 1694091925221632m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049427 Buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:27:25 No.56049448 Meta just gigadumped on baggies trying to rally. kek

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:27:28 No.56049449 File: 3.32 MB, 1080x1920, 1693966457374676.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Starfield a buy??? >>56049427 When do they release the new iphone price?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:27:51 No.56049452 >>56049304 No revolution or rebellion will occur until there's a legit leader to rally around, and I'm not seeing shit still.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:28:21 No.56049456 >>56049406 bullish. New cocaine fueled wall street bullrun incoming

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:28:31 No.56049457 >>56049403 Take the money

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:29:50 No.56049467 File: 453 KB, 1280x718, 1693944952417542.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049449 How much do you like nigger aliens?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:29:56 No.56049468 >>56049449 show bob pls

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:30:20 No.56049469 >>56049435 >looks like an average pure race white ethnically mutt in burgerland born in the 70s

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:31:55 No.56049485 >>56049074 >filename You like making me giggle

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:33:34 No.56049503 Can an anon help me decipher what my id might mean if it were an options contract? Wall(?) 0(d)te 9(?)

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:33:42 No.56049508 File: 412 KB, 896x1496, 16914774877107340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049426 AI was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:35:17 No.56049524 File: 114 KB, 800x555, 1641583947902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DIA or SPY

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:35:33 No.56049525 >>56049508 Imagine the smell of her ass

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:36:18 No.56049528

>>56049449
Starfield is shit senpai. I played it for a good twelve hours for free on gamepass, there is literally nothing to do in the game and it runs like shit for no reason. I bought a put on microsoft just for the indignation of having that pile of shit foisted upon me as if it were steak and bacon.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:36:57 No.56049535
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I hate the symbiotic relationship blue boards have with the coomer 4koma boards. bros the temptation is too much can we tone the BOOBA, NIPPLEA, and BRAP down a bit? Just a lil?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:37:18 No.56049539 when this year is over im gonna be single for a full 4 years and i just care less and less about bothering with women as time goes on.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:39:38 No.56049563 File: 2.43 MB, 498x266, 34567897654221344469.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He won't be buying Austrian 100 year bonds when yields spike and bank failures reach +500 per month.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:39:53 No.56049564

>>56049524
>DIA or SPY
SPY
>>56049525
>Imagine the smell of her ass
I'm really trying so hard to do exactly that. Based off previous smells, I'd say it smells slightly tangy.
>>56049528
Dang. I guess its apt of the current gaming climate. It's all dog shit...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:40:07 No.56049566 >>56049535 what about VAGINE?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:40:35 No.56049572 File: 260 KB, 1059x1063, Screenshot_20230828-155602_Firefox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048551 >>56048697 >>56048830 >>56048998 >>56049161 >>56049426 >>56049446 >>56049449 >>56049508 pls frens... i can't take much more cooler bait

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:40:38 No.56049575 File: 54 KB, 920x630, 1675645876188484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049528 >for free on gamepass

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:40:45 No.56049577 >>56049539 Based. If I hadn't knocked a lady up I'd just be matching with random chicks on dating apps so I could punchfuck their cooters till they couldn't walk no more, other than that just being single is kino.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:41:16 No.56049585 stop posting coombait, faggots. I just coomed and don't want to do it again

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:42:01 No.56049592 >>56049564 >>56049572 Why the fuck are certain ones getting deleted but not others

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:42:28 No.56049600

>>56049575
You don't understand anon, starfield was bad enough I paused the auto-renew on my gamepass subscription. We're talking new levels of bad and disappointment never plumbed before in human history and the crushing realization that all IP bethesda is responsible for will never have a good and proper release again.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:43:09 No.56049610 >>56049592 I'm guessing anon obliged my request and volunteered to >delet dis all on their own

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:43:10 No.56049611 >>56049577 Everyone wants a gf until they get a gf

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:43:13 No.56049613 File: 60 KB, 252x226, 1693193342586473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >market dumps >people desperately slurping hoping for that fed pivot >market dumps >desperate slurp >market dumps >desperate slurp

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:43:29 No.56049617 File: 84 KB, 1024x744, 1694105268027274m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049572 One of those is a man, actually

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:44:13 No.56049624 >>56049600 Well that's a shame. t. sperg who only plays MSFS, not on Gamepass

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:44:28 No.56049626 >>56049592 4chan has autobots like reddit now which are unthinking machines that merely respond to commands.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:44:57 No.56049635 >>56049617 naah

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:45:13 No.56049636 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, 1693976300631632.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049449 It's pretty sterile. >>56049539 Be sure to buy SBUX and whatever wine stocks to profit off this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:45:15 No.56049637 File: 564 KB, 460x816, 1640891911929.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049626 But muh AI!

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:45:23 No.56049638
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>>56049449
Things that would kill yurofaggots: having to actually invent and make anything yourselves rather than being 100% dependent on American ingenuity, drive, and accomplishment that your then try to nerf with regulations so that it fits within your parameters of faggotry.
I just bought a bunch of STOOKS like LMT, HON, GD, HON, NOC, GE, RTX, SAIC, NSC, CSX, UNP, XOM, BA, WMT, MSFT, etc. to get me through the boredom of awaiting lower BOIL (which I still have some of) in the seasonal transition. Yuros should only be allowed to trade STOOKS befitting they/them, like NIG and GERS.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:45:43 No.56049641 File: 7 KB, 219x130, 1693507836218261.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049617 >mfw the first scanlator for the manga edited in nipplea while she was in the bath

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:46:16 No.56049647
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>>56049370
seems we're somewhere in the transition period between
good times create weak men
and
weak men create hard times
The disenfranchised young men are mostly waiting until it's time to start burning stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:46:25 No.56049648 File: 250 KB, 1421x2100, 1661985131889751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049638 Yo throw some TXT and HII on there if you're going full John Bolton.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:46:46 No.56049650 >>56049617 >at least one

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:49:11 No.56049673

>>56049636
That one npc, the sarah chick, is one of the few character you can romance in the game and talking to her felt like I was talking to a version of my mom that would be down with banging me. They couldn't even do coombait writing well. I spent most of my time playing the game just running through missions as fast as possible to get some combat going and have some fun. It's not a finished product would be the nicest thing I could say about it.
>>56049624
Just stick with MSFS I'm about ready to stop giving a fuck about vidya for a solid half a decade other than sim titles and racing games. Whole industry is a shitshow. Short literally all of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:49:43 No.56049677 >>56049637 >becoming a bitcoin billionaire circa 2010

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:49:54 No.56049680 File: 75 KB, 413x640, b1673291cdf4a63956750bc19ebb0e59.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049648 fuckin' DONE, thanks fren.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:50:13 No.56049681 File: 1.43 MB, 1002x1806, ni4l8jg4icz61.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im buying more puts on VFS lel

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:50:35 No.56049684

>>56049592
>Why the fuck are certain ones getting deleted but not others
janny didn't like my booba posting, I guess.
>>56049617
>One of those is a man, actually
Ha, yeah. Which one, though?
>>56049636
>Be sure to buy SBUX
I'm bullish on them due to their oatmeal bars being delicious.
>>56049638
>WMT
>shartinmart
pass on all that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:50:44 No.56049687 >>56049394 >arent >pol >im >too

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:52:25 No.56049704 >>56049681 Ijiranaideeeeeee!!! YAMEROOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 17:53:30 No.56049710 File: 199 KB, 1080x867, Screenshot_20230907_135223_Brave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049684 It was this, anons post. H3 deleted it though probably bc he didn't realize it was a man kek

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:02:51 No.56049774 sold some naked calls to force the market higher.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:03:07 No.56049778 File: 584 KB, 1144x570, 959ognL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NNDM bros, we fucking won! Now let's sail superjews boat of 3d awesomeness into the bright future.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:03:48 No.56049784 >>56049613 My slurping isn't desperate it's just a habit at this point, one day I'm going to own every share of SPXL and then I'm going to get to name my own price when I sell.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:06:56 No.56049813 File: 61 KB, 453x600, c3384da4efa1f10e5743b4f9fc842bdd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also just boughted my first URANIUM (ticker URNM) thanks to the Anon who BLESSES us by promoting it here regularly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:09:06 No.56049832 >>56049778 Animatrix is based. >>56049813 >my first URANIUM Take a look at CCJ and UUUU. Both good picks.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:10:14 No.56049841 File: 2.14 MB, 480x854, Sonia Malavisi beach Q10 854p.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOUR HOUR NOW financially speaking >>56049535 ok chill, have some PITTA

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:10:40 No.56049847 >>56049710 idk what the jannys problem is kek

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:12:58 No.56049865 File: 2.88 MB, 1440x810, 1693733190592618.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049841 >noboobs man body, no armpit hair lmao u gay? >>56049847 >idk what the jannys problem is kek Shorted SPY instead of SPOT, perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:18:26 No.56049910 >>56049832 Yep, I have looked at those and the others when you've brought it to my attention. I figured just picking one, the Sprott contains those and a bunch of others.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:19:32 No.56049917 File: 539 KB, 215x194, Juan Pablo the 2nd.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will keep buying AAPL

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:19:45 No.56049918 People are selling the dow to buy nvidia on a 'dip' and it's so fucking stupid it makes me want to vomit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:20:22 No.56049922 File: 38 KB, 807x534, 2023-09-07 20.19.41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMZN ffs, why is it pumping? >>56049865 >lmao u gay? Yes, I'm gay for Sonia, I want to have hairless armpit vaginal gay sex with her, financially speaking

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:22:30 No.56049937 File: 340 KB, 2029x1143, ES.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did ES mean by this backtest of the broken trend line?

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:23:07 No.56049940

>>56049673
I 100% agree with you. I don't even play vidya games anymore as much as I used to because I don't have the time for it, and they are all shit. I don't get excited for AAA games anymore because they are all dogshit soulless cash grabs. I don't even expect GTA 6 to be good, but it will still sell a shit ton.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:24:31 No.56049952

>>56049922
The algorithms are moving money around because fuck you. Doesn't really matter.

Market will go down another 3-5% tomorrow, then on monday it will pump. On ppi/cpi it will probably crab around 'the bottom' and then up for the rest of the month. Dump denied.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:25:33 No.56049962 >>56049937 It's because I bought 1dte UVXY calls OTM

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:25:58 No.56049967 >>56049922 that torso doesnt look very vaginal to me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:26:10 No.56049969 File: 208 KB, 1000x813, despair.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw over 50% of my longs are going red all day..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:26:55 No.56049975 >>56049940 >but it will still sell a shit ton This is one of the reasons I was looking at TTWO shares/calls. Goymers are going to slurp that piece of shit up, regardless of the price being $150USD

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:27:05 No.56049978 TLT BREAK OUT AAAAAAAAAAA BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:28:04 No.56049986 >>56049952 I hope you're right

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:30:01 No.56049996 DXY 105 is the level to watch

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:30:50 No.56050005 >>56049978 good eye anon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:31:34 No.56050009 >>56049922 Investors buying emergency pumps before the FTC sues Amazon for hundreds of billions in anti trust lawsuits.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:31:49 No.56050010 >INTC up 3% while every other semi is dumping What happened?

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:31:51 No.56050011

>>56049986
I am right
The FED doesn't want a dump
Burry is always wrong
Retards like >>56049969 are losing their minds
Tomorrow red, then wick up from the bottom, then next week we crab and the CPI will be 'good' and the market will have a fat green candle and every idiot will post mumus again.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:32:26 No.56050018

>>56049975
It's actually fascinating to me how many instances we have had in recent years of AAA gaming being complete utter dogshit, and people will still pre-order. NPC mentality is 100% a thing, and it shocks me. I remember seeing a thread on plebbit where some of these fuckers took off of work to play Starfield. Literal manchild behavior.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:33:53 No.56050030 >>56049952 Call some trades to cover it then and we will see your predictive power.

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:35:14 No.56050037
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>>56049978
>TLT BREAK OUT AAAAAAAAAAA
>BUY BUY BUY
THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT
>buys TLT and TMF
>>56050018
I agree, it's gotten bad. Pre-ordering basically outs you as a fucking retard, at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:36:41 No.56050049 what´s the market effect of an orange baboon who's running for president of the US speaking and how do i profit from it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:36:55 No.56050050 File: 120 KB, 579x725, 0C1423F1-FCE7-418D-BC96-7F2BF8D6310F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048535 >day 435 of the sun beating directly on my windows and face everywhere i go with little to no rain

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:37:24 No.56050055 >>56049975 >regardless of the price being $150USD Holy fuck nuke the gaming industry already

Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:37:40 No.56050058

>>56049975
Just long microsoft if you want a long position on the cattle market, they've perfected the cheap slop to recurring profits pipeline. Nobody else does it better. The side effect is the whole industry is fake and gay with AIDS now and there are no more good vidyagaems but you will almost certainly turn a profit.
>>56050018
I've finally figured out why gaming is so recession proof and has such constant demand and it's beyond escapism and well into being something people use to manage mental illness just like antidepressants or working out. There will never not be a market for videogames no matter how shitty they get on the whole.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:38:41 No.56050066 File: 37 KB, 650x325, 1tempt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56050037 >THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:39:00 No.56050068 >>56050049 >what´s the market effect of an orange baboon I would vote for an unironic baboon president. I think it would be funny. Maybe a oragantang instead

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:39:17 No.56050071 >>56050010 Something something chips act

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:41:26 No.56050084 File: 34 KB, 432x737, 1678137344271208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Baking...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:42:56 No.56050095 >>56050030 Nvidia to 1000

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:43:21 No.56050098 He who buys HE will get the bag.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:44:15 No.56050103 >>56050098 *will be left holding the bag

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:44:56 No.56050107 >>56050084 >Baking... It better contain links >:( >>56050098 >He who buys HE will get the bag. But will I be left holding the bag???

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:45:58 No.56050114 >>56048605 Now post that same graph but adjusted for inflation

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:47:36 No.56050124 >>56048593 This has been unironically true since i started posting here over a year ago

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:48:29 No.56050131 >>56050103 It will be a very hefty bag, filled to the brim.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:51:54 No.56050157 >he didn't buy the AAPL dip >he doesn't know about the new aiPhone

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:52:17 No.56050159 Alright enough shitting on oil and gas explorers. Oil is hovering close enough to 90 brent and if I find you bears I am going to poop on your desk. reeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:53:02 No.56050163 File: 173 KB, 1080x740, 1694034313475068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56049647 They are loaded, and prepared. The gallows are built

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:54:48 No.56050181 baking

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:55:20 No.56050183 Baking

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:55:36 No.56050185 File: 206 KB, 900x873, 1692896928308073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did any anon pick up on it last thread that there's going to be dark skies above the NYSE for the next 7 days starting tonight?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:55:40 No.56050186 BAKE IT ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:58:06 No.56050205 >>56050190 >>56050190 >>56050190 >>56050190 >>56050190 >>56050190 >>56050190 >>56050190 >>56050190

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 7, 2023 18:58:58 No.56050216 File: 1.02 MB, 320x240, 1609659857595.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56048642

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