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After-work drinks tonight, anon?

>> No.56047989

I'm a recovering alcoholic

>> No.56047997

>>56047981
"i have plans."

>> No.56048007

Hey man, we're gonna be watching FOOTBALL tonight. I'm so fucking jacked to watch a rigged league of niggers smash into each other that it'll be the only thing I talk about until February.

>> No.56048018

>>56047989
Well just order a Diet Coke or sparkling water anon, it'll still be fun!

>> No.56048020

>>56047981
t. never worked with a cool team you enjoy spend time with

>> No.56048031

>>56048007
>DUDE DID YOU SEE HOW (negroe athlete) CAUGHT THE BALL?!?!!
>I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA NOT CATCH IT.... BUT HE CAUGHT IT!!!!!

>> No.56048050

>>56047981
The only reason I’d go would be to try and manipulate the girl with the choker into having sex with
me

>> No.56048093

>>56048007
>>56048031
Cringe

>>56048050
Based

>> No.56048105

>>56047981
Why do all men have beards and dress like hobos now?

>> No.56048117

>>56048050
there are no women in that picture

>> No.56048683

>>56048018
Eh, alright. Why not?

>> No.56048722

>>56047981
I have after work drinks every night. I'm self employed. I also drink during work. I may be an alcoholic. Whatever. If I can't say nigger comfortably around someone, I sure as shit wouldn't drink with them. Fucking dorks.

>> No.56048768

>>56048722
This is me except I also smoke weed

>> No.56048798

>>56048093
Stop worshipping niggers

>> No.56048875
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>>56047981
>After-work drinks tonight, anon?
Sure!
>proceed to quietly sit for 3 hours while everyone else is talking about things I have no clue of, occasionally laughing when someone made a joke
>wew it's already 8, gotta go home, bye

>> No.56048946

>>56047981
Me on the right with the sunglasses.

>> No.56048980 [DELETED] 

>>56048946

close your fucking shirt no one wants to see that fag.

>> No.56049675

>>56048050
and we all know why she's wearing the choker

>> No.56049701

>>56047981
No thanks I want to watch the NFL opener and get stoned at home

>> No.56049708

>>56049675
anal slut hiding his Adams apple

>> No.56049713

>>56048007
>2023
>can't even tell which continent this comment came from and therefore which sport was meant

>> No.56049714

Imagine marrying an ugly woman.
A fate worse than death.

>> No.56049739

>>56047981
>unattractive couple
>flamboyant homo
>three soiboys all trying to flirt with the same 6/10
honestly, a good way to get a buzz going then migrate to something more fun. if you play your cards right the 6/10 might text you later that week, but that's kind of a "happy if she does, happy if she doesn't" sort of deal.

all in all you gotta do this with your wagecomrades periodically or it causes more problems than its worth.

>> No.56049787

>>56047981
Yeah why not?

>> No.56049804

>>56048007
Anon! It's jersey Wednesday! Where's your jersey?!

>> No.56049844

>>56049739
>6/10
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
that's a 4

>> No.56049874

>>56047981
>2 fatties, 2 gays and 3 basedbeards

no thanks

>> No.56049879

>>56049739
>Calling THAT a 6/10.
Holy shit dude, I'm personally banning you from biz for a week. You need to touch grass and set your priorities straight. That is a 2/10 at best. Note the refrigerator-like form veiled in that disgusting lumberjack suit she bought to look manly. Those massive, crusty crow's feet. The face swollen and bloated from a lifetime of birth control and high fructose corn syrup. May God have mercy on your soul.

>> No.56049911

>>56047981
no get the fuck away white people

>> No.56049913
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56049913

51°32'48.6"N 0°01'27.2"W
Four Quarters Brewing East
Canalside, Here East, Hackney Wick
London, UK

>> No.56049964

>>56049879
don't care. i'd still fuck her once. 6/10 and sticking with it.

>> No.56049989

>>56049913
Based

>> No.56050002

>>56047981
what's coins do they hold?

>> No.56050015

>>56049913
>UK
So that's why they're all so ugly

>> No.56050022

>>56049913
Not exactly hard, look at how fat and ugly the girls are.

>> No.56050145

>>56049989
>>56050015
>>56050022
For this I used the sign in the window, then tracking down the location was easy. Usually it's a lot more difficult.

>> No.56050165

>>56049913
Interesting that British people use the same type of collapsable tables than we do in Germany

>> No.56050422

me on the right, third back

>> No.56050862

>>56050165
Good to know, will use that for future geoguessr meta

>> No.56050949

>>56048105
Beards disguise the unaesthetic facial features they have as a result of sedentary lifestyle, frequent alcohol consumption, poor diet, and being overweight. Fat is a big part of it, but inflammation from the other things I mentioned play a role, too.

They dress like hobos because they try to mix traditional masculinity with modern fashion, resulting in things like flannel shirts, used to mimc a lumberjack/"working man" vibe, which are then layered with <insert pop culture tee here> to try and be more modern.

Ordinarily this would work, but most guys are fat, out of shape, and exude no masculine energy, which causes it to all just fall flat.

>> No.56051376

>>56049675
to choke on BBC's

>> No.56051398

>>56048050
I bet that bald black guy has gold inside his head.

>> No.56051540

>>56047981
where are the humans in that picture?

>> No.56051615
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>>56049739
>6/10
you are desperate for pussy, aren't you?

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>>56047981
Alcohol is haram.
https://youtu.be/fvwRcYaLf6M?si=sqTHQXPAGoPnCUtj

>> No.56051638

>>56047981
>one fag
>three basedbois
>two fatties
Yup, the path to the 5/10 cutie is laid out for me.

>> No.56051643

Only one fuckable roastie there
Nah I'll pass, have plans at home

>> No.56051647

>>56048020
>t. never worked with a cool team you enjoy spend time with
Yes actually, everyone at work is super annoying and constantly gossiping and trying to get the boss to fire me.
I wish I had tens of thousands of dollars so I can bail out the US to africa or some shit.
>>56048050
Sexual deviant.
>>56048093
You're a loser.
>>56048105
What? That's been the norm since forever you sperg.

>> No.56051657

>>56051632
>this video is not availible in your country due to a request from your (((government)))
I'm fucking sick of living in a talmudic occupied shithole

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>>56048722
>Whatever. If I can't say nigger comfortably around someone, I sure as shit wouldn't drink with them. Fucking dorks.
You know the point of 4chan is to GET AWAY from niggers.
There was a point in 4chan history were we barely talked about niggers.
Then the failed normies came here and cried about niggers all fucking day.
Pretty sure you're the nigger lover here.

>> No.56051670

>>56048875
125% accuracy.
>>56049739
>>three soiboys all trying to flirt with the same 6/10
Sounds like my USA high school buddies.

>> No.56051671

>>56049713
Same shit as twenty years ago, only thing that changed was fags got more obnoxious and jews tricked some guys into cutting off their dicks.

>> No.56051675
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>>56047981
LUNCH TIME POWER PIZZA!!!??

>> No.56051686

>>56049739
>6/10
Nigga thars a solid 3.

>> No.56051693

>>56049964
>i'd still fuck her once
You wouldn't even be able to fuck her once and that's still a 3.
Your standards are low to the floor.

>> No.56051700

>>56047981
I'd go for it. Probably put the moves on front left. Are so many of you actually as autistic as we larp?

>> No.56051701

>>56050949
>like flannel shirts, used to mimc a lumberjack/"working man" vibe
I'm from Canada and actually chopped down trees using all sorts of axes and some swords, my jobs are all factory, warehouse or outside labour.
I get what you're saying but don't be dissing flannel you fuck wit.

>> No.56051708

>>56051657
Jaljalat nasheed, English transactions.
Insha allah!

>> No.56051715

>>56051701
>mimic
Do you know what that word means? If you actually live that life it's not mimicking.

>> No.56051717

>>56051700
>Are so many of you actually as autistic as we larp?
>Larp.
It's not live action role playing if you're not playing a role..
>Implying I have to try to stick my dick in every hole that comes by.
>Implying I want to put my dick in every dumb hole that comes by.
It's super annoying to be around dumb simps.
Women aren't that big of a deal.

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>>56051693
They are so thirsty for pussy 90% of the anons ITT wears simp glasses. They probably would pay this 2/10 piglet countless drinks irl just to be in her presence.
Look at this shit :
>>56051638
>>56051643
Then they complain about roasties acting like entitled princesses...
Disgusting. If this ugly gnome is a 6, then webm rel is what? A 70/10?

>> No.56051727
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>>56051715
>Do you know what that word means? If you actually live that life it's not mimicking.
How are you supposed to know my lifestyle and life history if you saw me walking around downtown with a flannel you fuck wit?
Assumptions, makes an ass out of you and me.

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>>56051708
Like dis, nasheed are neat. Thanks opera for the built-in free vpn in just a click

>> No.56051738
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>>56051725
That's a 8/9/10 right there by the way.
If you think you have a shot, it's a 5 or less.

>> No.56051750

>>56051717
>shag random okay looking coworker
>you're a simp!
It's quite the opposite, actually.

>> No.56051764

>>56051727
All I'm reading is that you look like a fag and you're rightfully scared that people see you as such when you wear flannel.

>> No.56051767

>>56051725
nah, I'm latinxxx, so the thought of getting her PACO'ED increases her beauty by two points.

>> No.56051791

>>56051738
what is this anime btw fren?

>> No.56051805

>>56051693
>>56051686
In my book a 3/10 has to be either severely overweight or suffering some sort of facial deformity. That girl is at worst chubby and is absolutely adequate looking in every way. If you were to say 5/10 I'd have trouble arguing, but I have a personal attraction to mediocre anglo women so 6/10 is where I lean.

3/10 is preposterous. 3/10's are in the area of complete unfuckability, even when wasted or deseprate. Sorry anon, your scale is broken. Its got nothing to do with this particular mediocre looking woman.

>> No.56051806

>>56051767
>Latino, or Latinx
Nah
>Latinxxx
¡OLE!

>> No.56051842

>>56051725
A 9/10 or 10/10. The old rule of there being no real 10/10's, and only your particular definition of what makes certain types of 9/10's is what can elevate somebody to 10/10 status. There's no objective 10/10, but there are objectively girls who are 9/10's (your webM is one of them).

The scale slides exponentially too. An 8/10 is two or three times hotter than a 6/10...and anything below 5/10 is just different degrees of total unfuckability. Sort of like how like everything below 60% is an F.

>> No.56051877

>>56049879
see
>>56051842
>>56051805

>> No.56051896

>>56051725
this bitch is about as close to a 10 as you can get

>> No.56051957

>>56049844
>>56049879
>>56051638
>>56051686
>>56051693
Absolute retards. 5/10 is mathematically average. You are severely underestimating how many intensely unfuckable ugly people there are in the world.

If she’s a 3/10, what’s the woman on the other side of the table? A 0.5? In that case, what is Lizzo? A -8/10?

6/10 is accurate for non retards.

>> No.56051963

>>56047981
Sorry you must have mistaken me for a plebbit moderator. I denounce the Talmud.

>> No.56051975

>>56051957
>what is Lizzo? A -8/10?
Yeah no shit.

>> No.56052031

>>56051975
>I'll just break the scale to make whatever hyperbolic point I could've made if I just stayed within the confines of 0 and 10.
zoomer brains truly are fried.

Lizzo is a 1/10 or MAYBE 2/10 if you grade her on a curve. There are more appalling looking woman out there, sadly in the USA there are millions worse looking than her.

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>>56047981
>YES

>> No.56052172

>>56048007
>couple years ago
>work at big bloated company in toronto
>in office
>one of the only white men in the office
>everyone excitedly talking about the raptors winning the basket ball tournament
>mention i dont care about it when asked
>ask if any of the players are even canadian
>get awkward chuckles

>> No.56052266

>>56048007
After dealing with rednecks saying these exact words im content to deal with soiboys at barcades desu. Least i can play a game or two and talk about playing games instead of which black guy runs the best and slams into other black guys the best.

>> No.56052378

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>>56048050
>>56049675
>>56049708
>>56049739
>>56049844
>>56049874
>>56049879
>>56050022
>>56051638
>>56051686
Not one of you would stand a chance

>> No.56052407

>>56049913
Anon provides the answer to the question

>> No.56052416

>>56052404
>anon did you post my picture on 4chan biz yesterday?
>Im telling HR!

>> No.56052424

>>56049739
Almost nailed it except she’s a 5/10 and I spy two faggots
>Verification not required.

>> No.56052489

>>56052424
nah this angle >>56052404 pretty much proves 6/10. feeling very vindicated.

>> No.56052534

>>56049804
Man it's comments like this at work that have made me want to chud post irl. Normgroid hatred is killing my soul bros. Don't ever let it get this bad. Make money and get out as quick as you can.

>> No.56052569

>>56048031
>>56048007

Hey man, we’re gonna go on FOURCHAN.COM tonight, you in?! We’re gonna eat sour grapes and talk about how much we hate niggers and normies! Huh imagine being a nigger normy. Kek and based and red pilled! Checking those digiterinos too! Did you see when anon rolled quads!?! Kek was definitely there in that thread!

>> No.56052595

>>56048007
Ironically this seething post would probably be written by any of the males in that pic.

>> No.56052747

nah im the only dude and rather kick it with my cats

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>>56047981
>Brave
>Powerful

>> No.56053008
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>>56048798
It's natural. Blacks are the only race that hasn't been domesticated. According to historical media, white guys aren't worshiping Tyrone; they're worshiping their ancient ancestors, who acted similarly to Tyrone. It's like genetic nostalgia.

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>>56048798
Adding on: Not even ancient ancestors, in some cases. Just a hundred years ago, white guys were better criminals than blacks.

>> No.56053431

>>56052569
>69
Checked for SEXO number!
only us real FOURCHAN.COM users would understand
And also, fuck the jews and people who take themselves out of sexual competition with me! Kek!
/s

>> No.56054001

>>56049913
why would you do this you HWNDA pol sperg

>> No.56054013

>>56052404
eh

>> No.56054027

>>56047981
No thanks, I have to go home and jack off to cartoons for 6 hours.

>> No.56054037

>not being a remote worker that doesn't live anywhere close to your coworkers

NGMI

>> No.56054057

>>56052404
Face is too wide

>> No.56054100

>>56052404
Angle shot. Need a clear picture to accurately rate

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>>56047981
quit drinking by age 30 or you will die early and never make it

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>>56054116
I drink with the devil then

>> No.56054706

>>56048020
i have. still prefer to wfh 24/7

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>>56051398
fuckin kek'd

>> No.56054806

>>56052404
Nah I'm way above her. She doesn't even stand a chance. I'll let her drool after me from afar because I'm feeling generous today.

T. Chad

>> No.56054832

>>56051957
she's a 4, below average
the obese whore is a 3

>> No.56054856

White people deserve to be destroyed

>> No.56054870

>>56053431
kys redditard

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>>56047997
You understand it Fag. We'll drink the shit out of them bottles tonight after the full day of fun with the Holoride VR tech experience at the IAA Mobility event in Munich. You car the fuck to join?

>> No.56054903

>>56048050
That's why nobody invites you

>> No.56055186

>>56051957
These basement dwelling welfare collecting retards only see their mom IRL and onlyfans goonsluts on their screen and have 0 concept of what most women look like
>>56054832
>a fairly normal looking maybe slightly chubby woman is just a point above a grotesquely obese amorphic sheboon beast

I'm an incel myself but goddamn you retards are iredeemable

>> No.56055221

>>56050165
Yeah that sort of thing tends to happen when everyone buys the same shit from the same place (China)

>> No.56055579

>>56055221
Well that's the beauty of Scorch Coin because the devs have been working on a super duper top secret app that will revolutionize crypto forever. It's called the Scorch App and it's going to blow your socks off when you get a glimpse into the inner workings of this tech. So it won't be coming from the same place (China) like you said it will be coming from Scorch themselves! It will change the way people view crypto forever

>> No.56055594

My coworkers are organizing a dinner and I'm already dreading. I hate these people but the job is easy.
>>56048875
It is always like this.

>> No.56055631

>>56047981
The provided text includes a discussion thread from 4chan's /biz/ board. The initial post asks if anyone wants to have after-work drinks. Other users respond with various comments and opinions. Some express interest in joining, while others decline the invitation or make unrelated remarks. There is also some discussion about the attractiveness of individuals in a picture shared by one user.

>> No.56055783

everyone here is so bitter and sad. yikes.

>> No.56055826

>>56055631
Scorch Coin is the new hotness, everyone is talking about it and everyone wants a piece. I've heard people discussing the attractiveness of the dev team and the hot after work drinks at various clubs. Scorch Coin is the topic of everyone's conversation as it is the next big thing. Don't miss out my fellow chads, we're all gonna be driving Lambos and partying it up in the Hamptons soon thanks to Scorch Coin.

>> No.56055977

>>56048875
And when you announce you’re leaving they all look at you awkwardly as if you’re invalidating them which they take mild offense to, and then the whole atmosphere becomes quiet and uncomfortable which makes your departure even worse, and as you’re walking away in awkward silence you just know they now regard you as a weird and creepy loser.

>> No.56056013

>>56047981
I'm going skateboarding after work. Thanks for the invite though.

>> No.56056163

>>56056013
>UH HUH
>LIFE'S LIKE THIS

>> No.56056177

>>56047981
I MISS GOING FOR DRINKS WITH MY COWORKERS DESU
t. wfh cuck

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>>56047981
only 2 bitches and one of them has downs? no thanks

>> No.56056255

>>56052569
>>56055977
>>56055594
Best post ITT
Autistics do not understand socializing so they think the meeting is ABOUT the activity rather than the activity being incidental

>>56048875
Obviously you guys are not getting what you should be getting out of these interactions
It's obviously because you're avoidant of them mentally and won't really put yourself 'out there', that is risk any genuine interaction without secretly being on some high horse

Did you know 50% of laughter in conversations on average is "social laughter" or laughter not precipitated by any joke but rather simply from being around the other person?

The real question is, if you're so superior why can't you just socialize with them and get what you're obviously missing?
>I am le quiet genius/esthete, these ppl are 2 stupid to match the capacity of my burdensome noggin!

I get it, I am not enthralled by the machinations of football either but socializing is socializing

>> No.56056379

>>56056255
>the meeting is ABOUT the activity rather than the activity being incidental
If it’s incidental why do they get offended if we leave early? Like sorry that you feel so important that 2 hours of my time spent with you is not enough to validate your ego and sense of self worth and preservation, but surely I shouldn’t be judged for wanting to leave to do something I actually enjoy instead

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>>56049804
*shows up to work in my Adolf Hitler Jersey*

>> No.56056402

>>56048050
She has a fiance

>> No.56056439

>>56056255
>won't really put yourself 'out there'
Yeah putting my true self out there and revealing my penchant for National Socialist Germany and handing out redpills on the JQ to all my coworkers in Minecraft would surely go down a treat.

>> No.56056461

WFH is an absolute blessing, no more retarded coworker events of any kind. No longer have to listen to dumb stories about which cabinet did Janet buy at IKEA yesterday etc

>> No.56056517

>>56056402
If he lets his bitch go out drinking with other men while he sits at home watching anime he’s already resigned himself to cuck status

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>>56056379
>mfw I find myself on a Friday morning explaining human interaction to autistics
Ok think about it, if you're seemingly merely there to 'validate their egos and sense of self worth and preservation' then why are you there to begin with?
This is where you'll say "because of [some reason that doesn't have to do with me]!" ("I was socially pressured" "I was just trying to be nice")

It's clear the emotional valence is one of resentment towards them of making you do something you don't like doing
And yet you went anyway.. and you will go again another time.. why?

And do you reeeeeeally have something you enjoy more on a Friday night? So pressingly that it can't wait another 2 hours?

Or is the more likely hypothesis that socializing makes you uncomfortable so you want to avoid it?

A lot of former "smart kids" are this way.
Because they didn't have to struggle early in life on account of their high IQ, when it comes to doing hard or uncomfortable things later in life they often choose to simply avoid them, isolating themselves and creating muh quiet genius narratives

And since their IQ is such a reliable tool they often cognize their social relationships too! So they are spending all this mental energy on trying to compute the best way to navigate the social situation (figuring out what to say, what not to say, when to say things, self monitoring, monitoring the group, etc) and get burnt out really quickly

Like in the example of this anon
>>56056461
The socializing has absolutely nothing to do with the cabinet
A good interaction could go silently or between two people who speak different languages and it will have the same effect, like apes grooming each other

The way to fix this is to undo your air of superiority to the normie
He can, in fact, do something you can't do and you know it
Shed this narrative and you will lead a much fuller life, then you can REALLY choose whether the night out is worth it, instead of being coerced by emotion

>> No.56056645

>>56047981
No I want to go home and sleep.

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>>56047981
I don't mix gimping and pleasure sorry.

>> No.56056670

>>56056439
Putting yourself out there has nothing to do with the beliefs of our secret dominican orange farming club
It has to do with allowing yourself to be mentally calm and comfortable amongst people you don't fully know, grappling the uncertainty, and not thinking up 20 scenarios

Literally no interaction would go like this
>So anon how was your weekend?
>Uumm uuhh um HAVE YOUR HEARD ABOUTTH THE USS LIBERTY?

If they start talking about some liberal shit here's the skeleton key of answers: "uh huh" "mm yeah" "haha I don't know"
Because you know already that nothing you can say will redpill them

>> No.56056697

>>56056580
That’s a long ass answer without answering my question. Also, what if I went because I genuinely wanted to build good rapport with colleagues, but after two hours I’m feeling socially drained so politely announce my departure with all normie courtesy given? They still get weird and awkward about it. Why not just be thankful for my time and not feel offended? What you don’t seem to be getting is the validation normies crave so fucking hard is the real point of insecurity here.

>> No.56056715

>>56056670
>hey anon did you hear about (insert faggy music artist, jewish hollywood movie release, goyball nigger sports athlete, racemixing reality tv show, liberal leftwing anti-russia mainstream headlines or political opinion)?
Its almost impossible to really be yourself around normies.

>> No.56056764

>>56056715
It's pretty easy desu
Don't drop your spaghetti
Generally people don't actually care about your political opinions and so forth. The people who really care about that stuff are probably at home trying to get likes and retweets just like you are trying to get (You)s
On the other hand people love to talk about themselves and their opinions.
You don't have to tell them that you spend twelve hours a day refreshing a Tongan fish breeding webforum, mostly you can just stay silent. People love an audience is what I'm saying.

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>>56056670
>Literally no interaction would go like this
>>So anon how was your weekend?
>>Uumm uuhh um HAVE YOUR HEARD ABOUTTH THE USS LIBERTY?
I have actually had conversations like that where the other person will try changing the topic to lecture on the second world war and who had the bestest tank in a particularly battle, every other topic.

A.) It's a very one sided way to have a conversation, it'd be like me constantly changing the topic to mass spectroscopy
B.) Loads of these guys would get wiped out in an actual war because they'd be so busy arguing with each other over who had the bestest tank in ww2
C.) When they say they're interested in history, they don't mean
>how did the aztecs manage to make such neat walls
It's always ww2 tank battles
D.) Loads of them haven't even read mein kampf anyway, but they'll definitely tell you what it was all about. The same applies for lack of source evidence, e.g. they won't actually watch white house press briefings or kremlin updates, but they'll also tell you
>what the situation is

>you know already that nothing you can say will redpill them
It's not very difficult to start the redpill journey, but starting it with a massive lecture / rant / argument about who had the bestest tank definitely isn't it.

Redpills, black and doom pills are absolute beginner mode anyway. You've got to reach clown pill world, journey on to the
>wtf is even in these dirty pills? Where am I!? And where have my pants gone?!
Stage. Then advance out of it into the oracle, clarity, lols world tier. Cruising through life, lolling at the predictably.

>> No.56056814

>>56051398
>THE VOODOO!!!!

>> No.56056824

>>56056697
If you're tired that's ok, you can't do this all in one go just like you can't build up strength with one day at the gym

But the strength you need is to examine your thoughts a bit more closely
Lemme pull some excerpts:
>>56056379
>2 hours of my time is not enough
This implies that 2 hours of your time is worth a LOT, to someone, to who? to you? or to them?

>Why not just be thankful for my time and not feel offended?
Here you are engaging in an external locus of control
Nothing will change the way other people act and there will always be new people coming along acting the same way
What you can change is your expectation of what "should" be, aka what is likely to happen

The first step is trying to notice your thoughts & emotions w/out judging them, so you can accurately identify what you're really feeling and see what is more likely to the case
No one gets better at anything w/out examination

>>56056715
Yeah I get it man, it's gay and it fucking sucks but like I said in an earlier post the normie does not care about the thing itself
Otherwise social interactions would only be a bartering system between people to exchange information about what interests for some unknown reason, instead of the mechanism to facilitate trust, bonding, loyalty & networking between nodes of the human social animal

Evolutionarily speaking, if socializing had to do with the topic or activity itself then it would become a problem if the activity or thing originally evolved to be socialized around disappeared

Like bird song, the call itself does not matter, bird calls change over time like languages and bird communities which are isolated develop their own calls
What matters is the shared agreement on the call

Interestingly, singing together has been found to speed up loyalty and trust formation in humans by a huge margin btw

Basically, any time you do the same thing with another person, especially if you undertake a common objective, you WILL grow closer to them

>> No.56056848

>>56056777
I'm sure that is true, believe me I've been in situations like that with normies
Also checked
But the question is, do you need to respond in-kind? Or can you shift to simply enjoy the guy's passion about the subject and even his silly self-superiority?

In fact it seems like you already kind of do, because you are at the level where you can at least recognize it
Sometimes we run into other autistoids who are worse off than us lmao

>> No.56056857

>>56056255
>Did you know 50% of laughter in conversations on average is "social laughter" or laughter not precipitated by any joke but rather simply from being around the other person?

People = animals, people behavior = animal behavior. Has anyone ever watched/listened to a flock of birds on the ground, pecking for food, or a troop of groundhogs running about? Many animals have a sound or behavior that signals "all clear", or "no danger". Many of the human behaviors people dislike as 'vapidity' are really just animal pack behaviors subconsciously informing the others that there's not, currently, any danger. That's why, if everyone is repeatedly gently chuckling with each other and you sit there in silence, you will be ostracized. I'm not saying this is the way it should be, but, it is the way that it is.

>> No.56057418

>>56056580
>>56056255
>>56056670
>>56056824
>>56056848
this anon writing textbooks is legitimately a double digit iq retard

how much of a failed brain do you have to have to write 2000 words and still not realize 0 fucking people in these threads want to be around the people you haven't met that you keep cock gobbling

shut the fuck up you're not some grand psychlogist you're a failed normalfag browsing an anime forum

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>>56056255
>It's obviously because you're avoidant of them mentally and won't really put yourself 'out there', that is risk any genuine interaction without secretly being on some high horse
I constantly risk everything every time I open my mouth and am about to spill some spaghetti.
Believe me, talking about football is the least of my problems. I don't feel superior to them either, I feel inferior because I cannot partake in a nonchalant, goofy conversation. I would love nothing more than being part of some office banter, but I simply cannot force my way into the conversation. I was not made for this and it doesn't matter how much I put myself "out there" I am too far gone for this shit.
As I said, it's not about the latest football game, it's about how they talk where they went on vacation with their friends (I stayed at home or went with my parents), what they did with their gf/bf, what John, Brad and Stacy are up to (I don't know who these people are), inside jokes that I'm not a part of, how their kids are doing or that they're about to become parents, that they were invited to a wedding, or about to have a wedding. All I can do when these topics come up is smile and laugh.
Ironically enough I can't even talk about video games anymore because despite me being a lonely loser who has nothing going on in his life beyond working and going to the gym, I for some reason constantly run out of time and don't get to play video games or watch movies.

>> No.56057576

>>56049879
Damn, chill son

>> No.56057606

>>56048875
This but I actually enjoy it

>> No.56057618

>>56048007
>*blows whistle
>BLUE 42!!!!!!
>WORSHIP NIGGERS 43!!!!!!!
>SET HUUUUUTTT!!!!!!!!

>JAMAL NIGGERSON WITH THE BALL CATCH LADIES AND GENTLEMAN MY GOD AM I GLAD THE LEAGUE DIDNT SUSPEND HIM FOR BEATING HIS PREGNANT COAL BURNING GF LAST WEEK

>> No.56057678

I’ve got a hot date tonight. A date. Dinner with friends. Dinner Alone. Watching TV alone. I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. Sears catalog

>> No.56057692

>>56051957
Undesirables aren't rated at all. They are simply zeroes.
>>56052404
>>56052489
She already looks 40 while I'm placing her at 26. Plus her face is blown up for anti-depressants and birth control.