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>> No.56045975

crabbycrabbycrabbycrabby

>> No.56045983

I predict a crab day today. Another faggot ass day.

>> No.56045988
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i looked into it, buddy we told you not to get involved in that.

>> No.56045990
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56045990

First for NVDA dumping all the way to $100/share EOY

>> No.56045991
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56045991

>premarkets
>AAPL
>NVDA

>> No.56045996

>>56045990
show us your position. i don't believe you believe what you say.

>> No.56045997

>sold my 450$ nvidia puts early
it keeps happening

>> No.56045999

Classic EU, back at it again

>> No.56046003
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56046003

>>56045996
Read it and weep, nigger.

>> No.56046012

>>56046003
you've done me. i kneel.

>> No.56046018

Next time OMX crashes I think I close my shorts, Some of my shorts are almost red again, some still in green. This is LITERALLY a shitcoin.

I said it yesterday Swedebro. I thought for a while DAX was the shitcoin. But actually OMX is the true king of shitcoin first world indices.

>> No.56046024

Eurozone GDP SA (Q/Q) Q2 F: 0.1% (exp 0.3%; prev 0.3%)
- Eurozone GDP SA (Y/Y) Q2 F: 0.5% (exp 0.6%; prev 0.6%)

STAGFLATION IS REAL, ECB DID IT.

>> No.56046029

>>56046018
buddy, check the italian stock exchange

>> No.56046031
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56046031

i love stocks, especially going long

>> No.56046036

>>56046029
MAMMA MIA, I know they pumped into -GDP reading. It's great

>> No.56046043

Look at EU pumping at worse GDP, like Canada did a few days ago. This is an inflationhellhole

>> No.56046047

I'm at a point, I'm almost mad I didn't close my OMX shorts in early EU session. But I'm also almost laughing due to the insanity of this.

>> No.56046051

>>56045991
Wtf, why?

>> No.56046054
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>>56046051
because of NO NEWS WHATSOEVER

>> No.56046062

>>56046054
Well then it's on sale and I'm slurping

>> No.56046065
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>>56046051
>he doesn’t know
It’s SeptemBEAR
soon to be OctoBEAR
NovemBEAR
DecemBEAR

>> No.56046073
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>>56046024
>EU GDP miss
>German industrial production miss
>UK mortgage rate beat
It's over for Yurop

>>56046062
You go ahead and do that, slurp like it's the generational bottom that will make your family rich for the next 4 generations

>> No.56046075

>>56046051
AI is the new Dot Com Bubble, didn't you know?

>> No.56046078

>>56046073
Look at DAX, look at OMX, look at any EU. They are PUMPING.

>> No.56046079
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>>56046065
No, OctoBEAR is really where its at. 1929 and 1987 are proof of that.

>> No.56046082

>>56046051
akshually there's the thing about Chyna wanting to be iPhones

>> No.56046089

>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/potential-ftc-antitrust-suit-against-amazon-may-hang-over-the-stock-analyst-162040364.html

Uh oh stinky, this could spell the end of Twitch if Amazon loses too much money

>> No.56046092

AAPL is getting heemed what the fuck

>> No.56046099
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>>56046079
>he thinks the dump will end in October
Cisco dumped for an entire year when the Dot Com bubble popped.

>> No.56046103

>>56046082
*wanting to ban

>>56046092
Chyna

>> No.56046114

Sweden, I kneel, please stop. For once you are cucking somebody.

>> No.56046117

>>56046024
We must allow turkey immediate entry and schengen zone access

>> No.56046118

Bros my tech shorts just started to print
Cryingpepe.gif

>> No.56046122
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56046122

Wait I got this

>> No.56046126

>>56046092
China and the new DSA regulation from the EU. They're been designated as a 'gatekeeper' which means they have to follow some tricky new rules around interoperability, data (etc.) or face fines of up to 10% of worldwide annual turnover and/or divestiture. It's been a bad week for techshits.

>> No.56046127

im looking at energy stocks. looks like its time for some winter seasonality

>> No.56046128

>>56046118
>>56046122
good luck anon

>> No.56046134

>>56046127
in his absence, may i interest you in some of this BOIL? it is said in ancient texts that those not holdin BOIL are NIGGERS.

>> No.56046136

>>56046126
My Meta, Amazon and Qualcomm are green. I think the play for tech is to buy things that have low exposure to China. Google is probably another good call for tech

>> No.56046142

>>56046136
And I know qualcomm has reliance on China but the stock was cheap and I bought the dip

>> No.56046159

>LVMH has suggested luxury spending is suddenly slowing in the U.S, per CNBC.

kek guess all of the rampant shoplifting doesn't help huh?

>> No.56046169
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56046169

>US dumped
>DXY is on a bullish trajectory
>Oil bigly up
>Gasoline is bigly up
>US premarket looks kinda bad
EU is pumping? The hell is going on? There is no reason for EU to be in the blue right now. Do the big investors really think EU is gonna start cutting rates just because Poland did it? Then again, why not? It wouldn't surprise me if others started to cut as well. The greed is insane. Normies have accepted and adjusted to the higher prices so why not?
Then again, how about this? Since we know that inflation is once again accelerating in the EU (higher electricity prices, food prices, durable goods prices, and so on and on), maybe the big investors are pumping to outdo the inflation and get their money's worth since the stock market is the best way to hedge against inflation/high rates/recession. Hmm...

Btw, it astounds me that normies are fine paying so much for all this crap.

>> No.56046180
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56046180

It's simple, you wait till september 10/11th and then you go all in on SQQQ and SPSX. You literally can't lose.

>> No.56046181

>>56046134
commodities are too spooky. i like stocks more

>> No.56046192

>Yuan hits lowest level against dollar since 2007

ching chong bros we got too cocky

>> No.56046194

Feet are my kryptonite

>>56046169
>https://twitter.com/Sprinter99800/status/1699501428492865571
Bros how do I short Taiwan?

>> No.56046201

>>56046194
Short TSMC which is basically their entire economy

>> No.56046210

>BREAKING: China’s exports fell 8.8% year-on-year in August, marking the fourth straight month of decline.

uh oh getting really smelly

>> No.56046227

>>56046169
>Normies have accepted and adjusted to the higher prices so why not?
because they would rise again

>> No.56046231

>>56046192
the usd is collap... oh
bricsbrowns, how will you spin this one?

>> No.56046235

>on site, must be able to get sec clearance, no visas (2 applicants)
>on site, must be perm resident (28 applicants)
>on site (97 applicants)
>hybrid (293 applicants)
>remote (548 applicants)
I hate indians so much bros.

>> No.56046246

https://twitter.com/JesseCohenInv/status/1699307464619876691
Nvidia getting absolutely scorched for ponzi-ing their AI GPUs.

>> No.56046247

>>56046210
nononono the putinpals said it was us manufacturing that was collapsing, that the dollar was in a hyperinflation deflationary death spiral and xi had a 45 inch peepee. what happened to our white paradise chuds?

>> No.56046256

>>56046169
>Normies have accepted and adjusted to the higher prices so why not?

No they absolutely have not. Everyone I know will not shut the fuck up about how expensive everything is.

>> No.56046265

oh boy it's another episode of
TERRIBLE HORRIBLE ECONOMIC DATA
>yields dump
HERE'S WHY THAT'S GOOD FOR YOUR 401K

>> No.56046267

>>56046247
And all of this with MONGOLIA buying exclusively from them due sanctions. This just shows you how fucking irrelevant MONGOLIA is for world trade

>> No.56046269
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56046269

How do I become this handsome?

>> No.56046271

>>56046235
Curries and jeets, I tell ya what

>> No.56046280

Honestly. What the fuck is XLU's problem

>> No.56046287
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56046287

it is beginning
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS!!

>> No.56046289
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56046289

A hedge fund just emailed me and is interested in funding me. I have reason to believe it's legit because I sent them my 5 year performance. Will share his follow up email if he's serious later this week.

>> No.56046294

>>56046269
RAT in id, appropriate

>> No.56046302

>>56046267
the only reason western putinpals support him is because theyre also manlets and he promised them free platform shoes and a time share in a lowcost prostitute

>> No.56046307

also poland makes the best sardines, that is all

>> No.56046309
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56046309

Why the fuck is the FED buying treasuries again? Weren't they supposed to clean the sheets?
55M in treasuries being bought. Sure the yield is okay, but wtf

>> No.56046313

>>56045990
Actually I do have 2 pounds of stolen copper in my room

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>>56046169
Missed this somehow. It's yields that were down on the yuoropoor data and the algos are knee-jerking the market higher over there. But it's only temporary
>REMIT GAS

>> No.56046325

>>56046043
hence why i say the euro will plummet over 2024

>> No.56046327

>>56046309
sauce

>> No.56046335

>>56046325
ooo ive been looking at an entry point to get heemed in forex

>> No.56046339

>>56046327
Trading economic calendar

>> No.56046343

>>56046309
>Why the fuck is the FED buying treasuries again?

Where the fuck are you seeing this?

>> No.56046350

>>56046309
>Why the fuck is the FED buying treasuries again?
They aren't

>> No.56046351

>>56046343
https://tradingeconomics.com/calendar
NY Fed treasury purchases

>> No.56046354

>>56046335
Lagarde is going to increase the interest rates. It would be retarded to delay it and she knows it.

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>>56046339
Are you looking at total assets going up, or a specific category.
>my usual data source hasn't updated yet

>> No.56046360

USD STRONK
EUR/GDP/JPY CANNOT HANDLE THE POWER OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

>> No.56046363

Should I close my longs?

>> No.56046368

>>56046363
No, I need people like you to get liquidated to boost my shorts even higher. Keep them open.

>> No.56046370

>>56046363
Let's just say that the market is going to revisit 2008 valuations very very soon.

>> No.56046376

>>56046359
Just went through the calendar on tradingeconomics of today and for some reason it's predicted that the NY FED is buying 55M of treasuries. No idea where they got that idea from

>> No.56046377

>>56046368
>>56046370
I have a spy call for Oct 20 and dia call for September 29

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.56046382

>>56046363
Depends what you're holding.

>> No.56046386

RUB SEEN RUNNING OFF WITH TEARS IN IT'S EYES AND HIDING BEHIND A LADA AT THE MEAR SIGHT OF THE MIGHTY UNITED STATES DOLLAR

>> No.56046388

Why do all of these bio companies act like shitcoins, pumping 200% over night, others dumping 60% overnight. How does that even happen and why is it always biotech and pharmaceutical?

>> No.56046391

>>56046370
>Let's just say that the market is going to revisit 2008 valuations very very soon.
What a fucking retarded dumb take. Now with infinite money printing we go from a 10% drop to 50% pump the next year.

>> No.56046395

>>56046388
There is a degenerate cult of jews that do pump and dumps on biotech shit. Just short the pumps

>> No.56046398

Yo, OMX,

THE
H
E

SHITCOIN OF EU

>> No.56046400

>>56046377
leave them open
thank you for your service

>> No.56046401

>>56046351
>NY Fed treasury purchases
I dont know what that means, but its not even ranked 3 stars, or even 2 stars, in terms of economic impact. Nothing in the news either. Its probably not what you think it is.

>> No.56046404

>>56046136
>Amazon and Qualcomm have low exposure to China
On which planet?

>> No.56046408

>>56046401
Usually that's just about the only thing that matters actually.

>> No.56046413

>>56046404
american patriots invest in intel (ticker: INTC)

>> No.56046422

>>56046401
I think it's exactly what I think it is
https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/treasury-securities/treasury-securities-operational-details

>> No.56046423

>>56046169
>stock market is the best way to hedge against inflation/high rates/recession
Stagflation it is. That's on the menu. They will try to do whatever it takes to not fall into a recession. Cause
>Recession le bad
and FUCK everbody with Stagflation, except the rich.

>> No.56046434
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This was an interesting note from the calendar
FIRST FOR RACISM

>> No.56046444

>>56046422
>The Desk's planned small value operation amounts and schedules are shown below. These operations are conducted for the purpose of testing operational readiness.

It's a giant nothing burger. Basically The Fed equivalent of a routine Fire Drill.

>> No.56046445
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>>56046404
I mentioned Qualcomm's dependence in a previous post., in which I said that I just bought it because I think it is cheap due the phone sales slump which will eventually correct and its potential in other sectors
China is insignificant for Amazon both for retail and AWS.

>> No.56046449

>>56046423
They are desperate. Scamstreet has been paying advertising agencies like Reuters now for 3 months to meme a pump and get retail and stupid boomer funds relying on "objective" news to buy their bags with "AI", "pause" and "pivooooooot" ads to buy their bags
But with the fed slurping treasuries again bailing out the "state" I start to get angry... Those faggots really want their pyramid scheme not to collapse and get buried in a golden coffin leaving their sins to somebody else in to take care of.
It's time for mass graves of the so called "13375"

>> No.56046450

>>56046413
Not only burger patriots, also people with common sense.
Tesla and Nvidia are overvalued AF.
Intel is the smart long term play

>> No.56046457
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>>56046434
Of course, only the lower classes would go for a mortgage right now at insane rates. Everyone else already either owns a house or has re-financed during Covid to incredibly low rates. This is what inflation/"high" rates do. The lower classes get hollowed out. Naturally, the upper middle class and above couldn't give two shits about any of this and largely benefits. That's one of the reasons why the market keeps pumping in my opinion. The richer keep getting richer and that's the main driver of the stock market. The lower classes are not considered on the stock market.
No but seriously, who the heck would wanna take on a fresh new mortgage right now? Seems like economic suicide to me

>> No.56046462

>>56046444
It's not the world, but slurping 750M in treasuries over a year, bailing out the inflation driving administration remains 750M in treasuries being slurped

>> No.56046482
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>>56046339
No the cat nigger

>> No.56046494

>taxable
VOO
VT
QQQ
BX
CAVA
>Roth
Dividend aristocrats
High dividend growth (COST, MSFT)

All of it set on recurring buys bi-monthly. Investing really is that easy

>> No.56046498

>>56045963
AAPL cheapies??

>> No.56046503
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EUROPEANS
YOUR RESPONSE TO YOUR VILLAGE COLLAPSING WHILE THE USA JUGGERNAUT FACEFUCKS YOUR CHOCOLATE COIN CURRENCY, CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SAYING FOR MONTHS?

>> No.56046506

>>56046494
You realize you are not different from a crypto baggie, you put capital into a pyramid scheme each month like a mouth breather

>> No.56046510

>>56046506
>The entire economy is a pyramid scheme
Wow look at this brainlet.

>> No.56046513

>>56046462
US Treasuries are the deepest, most liquid traded asset in the entire world. A couple hundred million is literally pennies in the Sovereign Bond markets.

>> No.56046517

>>56046506
Why are you here? Genuine question.

>> No.56046519
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56046519

Today we get the big one don't we
My body is ready

>> No.56046520

>>56046510
It is since 2008. The demand for equities doesn't come from the purchaser wanting to have a say in the companies policy decision but from being brainwashed into line go up lol. That's a pyramid scheme

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>futes

>> No.56046526

>>56046517
I'm trading pyramid schemes, not being a baggie of pyramid scheme papers on a screen

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what is this, a dump for ants

>> No.56046530
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56046530

Dollar general general when?

>> No.56046535

>>56046445
Almost everything on Amazon is just stuff being resold from Alibaba and the equipment running AWS is just a composite of components manufactured in Taiwan.

>> No.56046541

>>56046513
Not contesting that, nevertheless, it's the opposite of what the FED has been communicating to the public, and 750M in treasuries purchased over a year, are 750M in risks being loaded onto the sheets and factually a 750M bail out

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>>56046520
>The demand for equities doesn't come from the purchaser wanting to have a say in the companies policy decision but from being brainwashed into line go up lol.
Interesting take considering corporate profits are going up too you mouthbreathing retard

>> No.56046550

>>56046535
>Almost everything on Amazon is just stuff being resold from Alibaba
So my guess is that you are bearish on Walmart long term too
>components manufactured in Taiwan.
You unironically believe in a chink invasion? If that ever happens my stock going to 0 is the least of my concerns

>> No.56046554

>>56046543
Not from sales.

>> No.56046564

>>56046526
to earn $? Isn’t the dollar a pyramid scheme? I’m surprised you didn’t know that

>> No.56046574

>>56046564
Not disagreeing with you on that one. Though there is a "natural" demand for dollar as the main unit of account and currency to purchase real goods and services, where the demand in equities outside of a very small minority of people that are actually interested in being part of the decision making process of a Publicly listed company, it's a pure pyramid scheme

>> No.56046579

If NVDA closes this month at or under where it is in premarket, it's going to be painting a serious bearish engulfing candle.

>> No.56046591
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56046591

I’m getting a ton of impressions on Twitter posting about dividends.

>> No.56046595

>>56046591
You might have been picked by the algo to appear in public feeds, could you share your account so I can put you on the block list

>> No.56046606

>>56046503
WHAT IS THIS SCHIZO EVEN TaLKING ABOTU!?

OMX AHAHAH SWEDEN

>> No.56046607
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56046607

>>56046595
Search users for the word dividend and look for an account with 12k followers. I steal all of my content from dividend roots

>> No.56046613

>>56046550
XI JINGPING MAY BE STUPID ENOUGH TO BE BORN CHINESE BUT HE ISN'T STUPID ENOUGH TO LAY A FINGER ON AN ALLY OF THE MOST POWERFUL MILITARY IN THE GALAXY
>VERIFICATION NOT REQUIRED
WILL BE WHAT THE UNITED STATES NAVY SAYS WHEN IT SAILS IT'S BLUE WATER FLEET UP CHINAS LAWN

>> No.56046616

I honestly feel bad for being as racist as I have been.
I'm sorry /biz/.

>> No.56046622
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56046622

america is healing

>> No.56046634

>>56046616
Is aight my lil nigga

>> No.56046637

>>56046616
You are a nigger
>Captcha
NRGG2

>> No.56046641

>>56046637
and now I know exactly which retard to filter for this thread, cannatranny

>> No.56046642

What's the play for today?

>> No.56046643

>>56046641
Not sure what a cannatranny is supposed to be, but bye :3

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HELLO AND GOOD MORNING

>> No.56046649

>>56046642
LONG AMERICA (TICKER: USA)

>> No.56046650

>>56046550
dude, even Japan is rearming

>> No.56046653

>>56046649
You exposed yourself a few threads back, you aren't even American

>> No.56046658

>>56046642
Survive

>> No.56046660

>>56046550
when economies start to fail, they look towards war to fix it.

>> No.56046662

>>56046642
Short civilization

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56046663

War has always been an option, a>>56046660
nd that's why the markets must dump.

>> No.56046664

>>56046653
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS NOT ONLY A PLACE, IT'S AN IDEAL

>> No.56046671
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>>56046660
War has always been an option, and that's why the markets must dump.

>> No.56046672
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56046672

>>56046664
Red white and blue
Freedome and free

>> No.56046688

>>56046550
>So my guess is that you are bearish on Walmart long term too
Lol Walmart is getting fucked from both ends.

>> No.56046689

>>56046653
Said the (((White))) man.

>> No.56046690

AMC is getting it's cheeks clapped

>> No.56046693

>>56046662
Short Europeans long FPHE.

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56046694

>>56046672
Hell yeah, brother. Preach!

>> No.56046698

>>56046650
I still don't think taiwan ever ends up happening. China would rather play the long game and reunite it with the mainland without firing a shot, all the warmongering is just to keep people busy jerking off about jingoistic BS and signing up for the military because it's good for the economy. If you're absolutely fucked you throw a big-ass war but if you just need some dosh and the people to chill out you kick up some dust and get a recruitment drive going and cut some deals to buy some guns from someone that'll buy some guns from you and the plates keep spinning and the world keeps turning. I've seen plenty of people sign up for the national guard here in the states recently because we've been talking a little bit of shit and posturing on the world stage and it's got them good and riled up, I'm sure China is doing similar, Russia basically never stopped doing it, even Japan and India and Germany are spending money on their military. It does nearly as much for the economy as actually going to war would.

It just seems like yet another "look at the dancing monkey" thing that people care about for having heard it but ends up being a nothingburger with a better explanation than kookery if you drill down on it at all.

>> No.56046699

>>56046693
I mean yeah, short everything except cash and vix, stop shorting vix futures, I mean it

>> No.56046701

>>56046671
There will be no total war in the US unless it's a civil war.

>> No.56046705

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>> No.56046707
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>>56046701
tell me more about this 'civil war', fren.

>> No.56046708

>>56046690
Their CEO is intentionally running the company into the ground with no survivors, I'm bigly short on it with a few calls to hedge in case it decides to be a meme again.

>> No.56046711
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>>56046701
HERE WE GO

>> No.56046713

>>56046690
And every single retard who gave them a dollar deserves it.
>when I become the fed
lmao.

>> No.56046719

>>56046701
The main theaters of ww3 are going to be in Asia and the middle East, with side theaters in Africa. Doubtful that the west is going to see any combat or civil war, unfortunately

>> No.56046726

>>56046713
so am I ;)

>> No.56046727

>>56046719
>Doubtful that the west is going to see any combat or civil war, unfortunately
what makes you think that? We have bases around the world and allies around the world. We will get involved, 100%, its just a matter of time.
>>56046726
esl?

>> No.56046730

>>56046726
nigger

>> No.56046752

>>56046719
A SQUADRON OF THE MOST ADVANCED DRONES ON EARTH PILOTED BY THE UGLIEST TRANSSEXUALS THE MILITARY CAN CONSCRIPT SHALL BE THE SPEARHEAD THAT DESTROYS THE KREMLIN WHILE THE LADYBOYS SIT SAFELY IN THEIR ANIME THEMED CONTROL ROOMS ON US SOIL STREAMING THEIR HORRIFIC SELVES LIVE ON A RUSSIAN TELEGRAM CHANNEL

>> No.56046754

Gap fill is at 440, that’s the absolute earliest I can give you a shot, bulls

And that’s without even considering the possibility that this whole move up wasn’t just a bear flag and we aren’t going straight to test 430

Under 440 you lose vanna support into September opex and it’s all over

>> No.56046760

>>56046754
If the schizo tea leaves aren't lying I think it do go down soon.

>> No.56046765

>>56046754
Ok, I'm a bear, but to interpret this fckin scampump as a bearflag is a bit much.

I don't evne know which timeframe you mean, if weekyl, daily, 4 hourly.

>> No.56046778

EIRELAND EXPLAIN YOURSELF

CPI yy previous actual
Aug. 2023 – 5.8% 6.3%

>> No.56046789
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me: 120% CAGR over 8 years
you: bought the top 2 months ago

>> No.56046793

>>56046727
Not. Really. The west might give support to different factions but getting itself involved or seeing combat action in the territories of the west, highly doubtful

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>>56046765

It’s more of as ascending wedge but no, this move up didn’t even retrace the 78.6%. It’s technically a lower high and lower low

>> No.56046803

>>56046789
>CAGR
Redpill me on CAGR? I heard about it once on some finance channel but couldn't figure it out

>> No.56046818
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The challenger 2 isn’t very good

>> No.56046821
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What effect will the fallout of the AI scam have on routers?
NGL I was counting on ai being somewhat real as part of my bullish routing thesis.

>> No.56046822
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Pictured: Luxurious residential property for sale in China, the next world superpower.

>> No.56046830

please don't open the markets today

>> No.56046840
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56046840

Sup smiggers

>> No.56046839

>One investor who asked to not be identified speaking about a private matter reached out to Fantasia founder Zeng Jie via the messaging app WeChat after the company reneged on the debt asking about the non-payment. Zeng replied with a GIF of a cat on a litter box with the Chinese words “I’m pooping” superimposed over it.

>> No.56046843

>>56046822
And somebody somewhere holds shares to this building and is likely still investing into the construction company and developers that build this pitoresque master piece

>> No.56046844

Over, on no news.

>> No.56046851

>>56046840
Stop posting this cavern-vag granny on /biz/

>> No.56046852

I took a loan out and put it all on cannabis
so stoked to be rich soon

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>>56046839

>> No.56046856

I bought AAPL calls yesterday for a bounce today

>> No.56046857
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>>56046844
Oopsie poopsie

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56046858

Hahahahahahaha

>> No.56046862

buddy, check the worthless chinese currency computer

>> No.56046870
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Deserted property developer office.
Their bonds still trade 90 cents on the dollar. Stupid gweilo investors.
Lol. Lmao.

>> No.56046872

>>56046650
>Japan is rearming
The US wants its allies to pay the defense bill as well, thisbhas been a talking point since the Obongo days. This is also corporate welfare for the defence sector

>> No.56046878
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56046878

Remember that time we all posted "Baking"? Haha never a dull moment in the /smg/ pub haha we like to have fun here.
>>/biz/thread/56042510

>> No.56046881
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>Wake up
>Everyone is going full USA USA USA while dancing on the apparent graves of Europe and China
...the fuck did I miss? I'm not complaining but someone give me a quick rundown

>> No.56046882

>>56046878
remember one of the many times we went over to pol and found out half of you are poo's?

>> No.56046894

>>56046878
All me.

>> No.56046896

>>56046882
I don't recall any indians, just germans and canadians

>> No.56046901
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>>56046881
Forex niggers are getting RAPED
They were all shorting USD
Eat shit you rodents

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>>56046901
>shorting USD
lol thirdies hate the USA so much.

>> No.56046916
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>>56046881
China is asshoe

>> No.56046919
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56046919

I shorted ES the other day. Am I gonna make it?

>> No.56046922

>>56046901
Imagine betting against USD when yuros, chinks and japs are starting to eat shit economically and financially

>> No.56046924

I demand a larger dump

>> No.56046926

Quick rundown: How many Walmarts are BRICS if you exclude China?

>> No.56046927
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>>56046857
Let's make a deal.

>> No.56046930

>>56046924
I got your "dump" right here. *poops on you*

>> No.56046938

>>56046698
there is no such thing as China, you have the chinese communist party and Taiwan.

>> No.56046944

I should have held my 30x weeky 450 NVDA puts. Fuck me. At least I held my Monthlies <3 bobros

>> No.56046946

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56046951
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The NYMEX jew are taking BOIL back down into the 53s it looks like. It was back up into the 55s until they started their shit at 8 AM. The overnight "traders" are like toddlers playing house, nothing they do actually matters at all. I expected this DROOPARINO regardless, and more in the days ahead as we enter the seasonal transition, but also somewhat expect another mini rip at some point. Be watching at 10:30 AM for *something* to hapoon when the EIA releases the weekly storage injection report.

>> No.56046953

Today is likely the bottom

>> No.56046956

It’s so fucking over

>> No.56046960

I sold my SOXS yesterday, wtf bro

>> No.56046961

>>56046953
no, you can expect one retard pump as a defiance from
>retards like you (tm)
but then its down from there.

>> No.56046962

testing 4415 then pumping

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At least the outside looks nice. The swastikas are a nice touch. Btw if you're poor and have no job in China, the CCP will hand you a broom and tell you start sweeping.

>> No.56046967

>>56046901
>China property debt finally blowing up
>Russia failed to prop up ruble and lately stooped fx selling becasue they have none left
>brics countries all still have a ton of inflation
>iran and Argentina and other New bric members all dying of 50% per year inflation
People actually are trying to short the usd here? This is a good reminder to not trade off political doomers.

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yuan tumbling like a pile of BRICS

>> No.56046970

>>56046881
More bad economic data out of China and Europe. Especially China though.

>> No.56046974

>>56046967
It was NOT doomers saying to short usd it was equities bulls

>> No.56046983
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>>56046878
Thank you for reminding me I was a slow baker

>> No.56046986

>>56046970
meanwhile SPX goes to shit..
crab bucket

where party?

>> No.56046991

Why do you people even pick stocks when it’s impossible to outperform an index fund in the long term anyway

>> No.56047000

>>56046991
I'm confused why people like you keep on perpetuating this made up myth that's been disproven over 10 years ago.

>> No.56047001

>>56046986
My little vix calls doing something.
Still pissed I closed the dollar longs too early..oh well can't win on everything

>> No.56047003

>>56046967
No anon, BRICS is going to a gold standard any day now. All these BRICS countries are going to guarantee convertibility of their currencies into Chinese Yuan to within 1% of fixed parity rates, with the dollar convertible to gold bullion for foreign governments and central banks at a fair price. You can definitely trust those countries to pay out in gold when you demand them to. They’re all reliable business partners that would never back out of a deal you make with them

>> No.56047006

>>56046991
Picking stocks to short outperforms shorting indices

>> No.56047008

I like that the market crabbed for a week and then finally gave up the ghost. FUCK OVERVALUED TECH STOCKS HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.56047010

>>56047008
china bad

>> No.56047014

>>56046991
Sometimes it's fun to gamble. And the odds of wining for me far exceed a casino. But the vast majority of my holdings are in a TDF. With Vanguard Wellington being my 2nd biggest holding.

>> No.56047018

it's over

>> No.56047025

Buy AAPL and / or SOXL calls?

>> No.56047026
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Here to shill my coin, if you're not American idgaf about your opinion

Tucker coin launching soon, kinda like TRUMP/Maga that hit $5m recently

We're launching in 3 days and paying off shills but I'm letting /biz/ know before the fact

TuckerCoin.us

>> No.56047034

>>56047018
It has been over for 6 months only that some jokers wanted to get exit liquidity and dump bags, boxes and shit on retail and boomer funds with mechanical digital turks and sheiit
Rip oilers

>> No.56047040

>>56047000
I think you have it backwards.
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/030916/buffetts-bet-hedge-funds-year-eight-brka-brkb.asp

>> No.56047046

>>56047025
I would absolutely not do either of those things, anon. think the opposite.

>> No.56047054

>>56047010
China based you mean.

>>56047025
Definitely SOXL, Nvidia is going to 1000.

>> No.56047056

Looks like tech built up a tolerance to the AIDS meds it depends on.

>> No.56047062

https://youtu.be/E1xqSZy9_4I

>> No.56047063

>>56047034
>oilers
Oil has been crabbing for days though.

>> No.56047071

>>56047006
Is that true?? I always stick with SPY puts am I doing it wrong??

>> No.56047078

>>56047025
Dont catch falling knives unless you like burning your money.

>> No.56047080

PLEASE SOMEONE FUCKIGN SAVE AAPL

>> No.56047081
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>Futures

>> No.56047088

>>56047071
While most of my shorts got heemed last week, my DKS puts paid for half of my positions when their earnings call blamed niggers

>> No.56047090

so after this embarrassment not two weeks since they held their little conference claiming the end of the usd, which third world country will frustrated virgins latch onto now?

>> No.56047091
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bearbros... we're so fucking back.

>> No.56047093

>>56047071
Of course not it's all relative. Can PnD shitcos dump 80%? yes. Same as buying.

They also have worse spreads and liquidity.

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>>56047063
Oil has been flat for nearly 3 years, with opec+ cutting rates and finding excuses to reduce exports for more than 2 years. They are so desperate regarding falling demand due to depression that they started to accept yuan and other shitcoins

>> No.56047096
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56047096

most active fund managers under perform the index of reference

also at best they can outperform pre-fees and never post-fees lol

>> No.56047100
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>There are people in this world that short the USD
>There are people in this world that short Eli Lilly
>THere are people in this world that shorted NVDA in 2k23
>There are people in this world that believed Apple would go down to 50 last year (oh yeah that was this board)
Just a friendly reminder that good stocks are your best friends and to never ever believer doomers and overly pessimistic "people"

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Fuck this gay earth

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selling again? that means intraday bounce. sorry, I don't make the rules, (((they))) do

>> No.56047109

>>56047100
shorted nvda top
price keeps dropping

stop with the copium

>> No.56047110

>>56047071
>>56047088
In comparison if I bought SPY puts I would be down more money

>> No.56047113

>>56047100
Stop huffing hopium Tina is a syphilis ridden pyramid scheme whore

>> No.56047121

>>56047103
Did you bake a bay leaf in that?

>> No.56047122

Bears may get to cum 2day but intraday bounce will happen

>> No.56047128

>>56047122
it's gonna get worse before it gets better

>> No.56047130

>>56047113
>Le pyramid scheme
>Corporate profits at all time high
>>56046543
What is it anon?

>> No.56047131

>>56046967
>China property debt finally blowing up
Been hearing about this forever. Where's the proof it's actually happening?
Not talking about Evergrande losing 87% of its value, that hasn't yet had any knock on effects afaict.

>> No.56047132

Did you see what Bloomberg just bought

>> No.56047135

>>56047121
It was in the sauce,

>> No.56047138

10y yield pulling back pretty hard from that 8:30 data pop

>> No.56047139

>>56047122
Bounce at SPY $439?

>> No.56047141
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>>56047096
and the winners dont keep on winning

>> No.56047142

>>56047132
What?

>> No.56047143
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>screen out stocks with beta above 1.3
>suddenly all the shit bubbles like nvidia and tesla disappear

Then just add some value, profitability and momentum screeners and build a 100 stock portfolio. It's literally that easy to outperform the market.

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>>56046800
If we manage to remove most or all of last weeks gains then it'll be a lower high on the weekly even.

>> No.56047151

>>56046024
The only way to fix this problem is to flood the continent with hordes of sub-saharans and various assorted brown people with no education, skills, or language ability. Then we can all put them on state benefits while they commit crimes at rates greatly in excess relative to their percentage of the population. That should have the big line moving up in no time at all.

>> No.56047153

>>56047141
you're not convincing anyone, just posting because you want to feel better about your opinion

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>>56047109
I didn't mean now bro, but I remember the gore of people shorting the massive earnings in Q1 (or was it Q2?). I should have been more specific. Regardless, the stock is up +200% just this year... but please tell me how the heck did you manage to time to the top? I seriously want to know how the hell you guys are so good at choosing the bottom/top? I such at predicting the bottoms

>> No.56047158

>>56047147
its overium

>> No.56047160

>>56047130
It is. The "profits" don't come from sales, and that is all that counts, everything else is part of a scam and con.
Also looking at the jobless numbers if Powell doesn't go for the 25 bepis this month, he isn't serious about data driven
Keep holding your tina pyramid scheme bags tight baggies

>> No.56047163

>>56047153
nope

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>a-at least I got my ¢4 dividend

>> No.56047165

>>56047147
ApuWizard.jpg

>> No.56047166

>>56047131
Country gardens is going next too. But what knock off effects are you looking for? It's not likely to affect the us significantly. It's going to kill off Chinese investors primarily. And emperor Xi will kill off everyone else to maintain power. Don't expect China to be a trustworthy investment chance going forward.

>> No.56047168

>>56047156
I had 3 invalidations before catching the right top.

use tight stoploss

>> No.56047181

>>56047156
Lum poster, you did it again, you came back in almost perfect sync with the market top again. How do you do it? Now you have to go back into hibernation until the next bull cycle 10 years from now.

>> No.56047183

>>56047164
>he forgot to adust for inflation
Don't spend that -54¢ on gum all at once junior hehehe

>> No.56047185

>>56047096
>most active fund managers under perform the index of reference
I mean this is common sense. Active funds make up the market, index funds just follow them. At the end the average of all active funds is the index return- fees

>> No.56047189

>>56046960
And I sold my UVIX yesterday too

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>>56047166
Burgers ain't consuming as much as they did. Producers largely stopped investing and ordering. The entire last 4 months were a fake short hunting bear rally

>> No.56047196

>>56047153
You are a retard if you disagree. The market doesn't beat itself, so active investing is just regression to the mean eventually unless you go Cathie woods full on retard and then simply are permalossing

>> No.56047199

do not redeem sirs

>> No.56047202

>>56047166
Knock on effects that we're seeing happen now I guess, such as chink investors dumping their holdings to cover their NVDA longs getting raped. I'm pretty sure China holds a fuckton of US tech. So the fact that we're seeing a rout happen around now means you're probably right. It's almost in sync with Evergrande getting fucked a couple of weeks ago. So yeah it's kinda good if it happens.

>> No.56047208

>>56047199
DO NOT REDEEEEEEEM

>> No.56047207

>>56047195
once the dollar devalues compared to other currencies again things will go back to normal. but for now i think it will keep gaining strenght

>> No.56047209

>>56047091
not until dex flips negative and mm's start removing liquidity

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>>56047199

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>>56046927
Get in the tub.

>> No.56047219

Guys, say it with me:
NO NEWS

>> No.56047225

>>56047196
Outperforming the market is not so much about picking winners but avoiding obvious losers.

Consider that a market cap weighted index is currently forced to hold 3.1% in NVDA and 1.8% in TSLA. These 2 shit overpriced overhyped stocks alone make 5% of the index and they are nothing but a liability.

If you take that 5% and distribute it to the other 498 stocks you'll already outperform.

>> No.56047229

>>56047210
KEK

>> No.56047230

Jeez why is the market dying right after gme’s earnings?

>> No.56047231

So I'm guessing the menu for the day is crab QQQ and oversold RSI retardpump on SP500 followed by dump

>> No.56047233

>>56047219
lT'S OVER

>> No.56047235
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>>56047160
>The "profits" don't come from sales
In 2008 profit margins were 7%
Profits have increased by 3x, so if your thesis were true profit margins should be of 21%. The current profit margins of US corporations is 11% which can be explained due the growth of business that require low capital investment (mostly software). Also, stocks are valued on free cash flow (the quality of the business) not on sales

>> No.56047238

>>56047219
thats the worst kind of dump. the dump with no warning. where you dont even make it to the toilet

>> No.56047239

>>56047230
its the hedgies bro

>> No.56047245

>>56047225
Good luck with that anon, let us know in 10 years if you outperformed VOO. Goodbye now, see you in 10 years.

>> No.56047247

>>56047207
Of course, new round of milkshake with Europe, Asia and everyone else that doesn't count fleeing into the greenback and greenback denominated debt, together with the fee pyramid scheme gamblers in the stock market. At least yields might come down and make the ass curve looking more normal again. Though not sure if the Biden plan to make the USA an export economy again work out, for now it looks like the Juans are the big winners and laughing third

>> No.56047249

>>56047195
>The entire last 4 months were a fake short hunting bear rally
makes sense... those bears saw what was real but economy was fortified to catch them. I would go as far as to say the last year and some change- been a long season.

>> No.56047250

>>56047230
C H Y N A
H
Y
N
A

>> No.56047253

>>56047225
>If you take that 5% and distribute it to the other 498 stocks you'll already outperform.
If you would have removed Tesla from your portfolio for most of its rally you would have made a worse return than if you simply bought the SP500. Meme stocks are overvalued by they don't drastically outperform the market as you think

>> No.56047257
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Baking...

>> No.56047258

what's up with curlf (weedbro) pumping into september?

>> No.56047260

>>56047245
Quant funds have outperformed indexes for decades already. Look up Dimensional Advisors.

>> No.56047261

Fuck you, I'm buying soxl and I'm going bear hunting, literally

>> No.56047265

>AAPL finally crashing the entire market with it
>NVDA coming along for the ride
>Musk making sure TSLA goes down too

>> No.56047266

Unit labor cost increase... the damn is cracking early. Maybe this is why they are pushing masking early. To get ahead of market issues before voting.

>> No.56047267

My little nigga VIXtor is alive.

>> No.56047273

>>56047265
>>AAPL finally crashing the entire market with it
they are a bank they will be fine

>> No.56047274

>>56047265
what a beautiful thursday

>> No.56047275

>>56047260
>Quant funds have outperformed indexes for decades already
Some quant funds outperform the market, just like Buffet outperforms it. Most investment managers simply end up regressing to the mean. Also quant funds spend a bunch of money on fees which end up hurting their true returns

>> No.56047276

>>56047247
at least you know that if the war in ukraine keeps going by the entire year of 2024 and if the democrats win that this will happen again next year

>> No.56047283

BAKING

>> No.56047291

>>56047253
The way you do it is downweight each company as it gets more expensive. So you still benefit from a TSLA or NVDA performance while it is rallying but as it gets more and more expensive relative to average index benchmarks you hold less and less of it. Then if it gets cheap relative to the benchmark you start increasing the weight again. This way you always avoid the maximum bubble exposure that is forced on cap weighted indexes.

>> No.56047294

>>56047261
What if instead of buying retarded overbought LETFs you didn't do that and avoided losing money? That might be a winning move, not losing money.

>> No.56047295

>>56046953
question is how low

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>>56046616
We accept your apology for not being racist enough

>> No.56047301

>>56047260
Anon if you think you could match the returns of MIT math phd’s go for it.
What could go wrong?

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>>56046616

>> No.56047304

BAKE ME UP, BEFORE YOU GO GO

>> No.56047308

When it falls, I wonder how fast and deep it will be?

>> No.56047312

>>56047249
Not ashamed to say we bears and data realists got fucked hard on this retard rally. But the short and mid term treasury and foreign bond yields were nice, not complaining
>>56047276
I doubt that the Dems get a second Biden term, Trump is going to win by a landslide even from prison. And if they rig, the USA is going to see combat action, no question about that

>> No.56047314

Baking t bh

>> No.56047318

thats what your mom said

>> No.56047319

>>56047308
its already accelerating and it isnt even open

>> No.56047317

Mumu, are you ok?

>> No.56047321

shorting the american economy should be illegal

>> No.56047326

>>56047308
2800 if lucky, 1800 if panic

>> No.56047327

>market open on dying thread
sign of the times

>> No.56047329

Baking!!

>> No.56047332
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56047332

BONG BING pachinko market open BONG BING pachinko market open BONG BING pachinko market open BONG BING pachinko market open BONG BING prease gamble money now have nice game and do not reave mess thank you

>> No.56047333
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>> No.56047334

>>56047291
You are basically making a business decission which is to prioritize value over growth. If you managed a fund since 2008 until now, you would have gotten BTFO by the market with that strategy

>> No.56047335

>>56047326
under 3000? You are a madman

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>>56047333
TRIPLE THREE AND ON THE DOT MOST AUSPICIOUS

>> No.56047337

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>> No.56047341

>>56047333
CHEGGED
WILD RIDE TODAY

>> No.56047343

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.56047349

>>56047341
CHEG got me through collage I hope they survive.

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>>56047335
No. Just aware that the pyramid scheme market is completely removed from reality and that there is a bunch of liquidity below 3k

>> No.56047359
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56047359

S&P opened in the middle of nowhere

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>>56047351
>>56047351
>>56047351
>over