/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56045515]

>Wake up
>3 AM
>Lurk /biz
>Yet another shitcoin and memecoin fuckfest
>Not sure what to invest in
>Have 2k ready but everything looks painfully mid or surprisingly good (must be a scam)
>Stomach growls
>Im hungry as fuck
>Go to the local 7/11
>Buy something to drink and eat
>The cashier is stoned as fuck and tells me something about the stars and how nothing is a coincidence
>Go back lurking /biz
>This time someone mentions 711 on the XRP general
>Check it out
>Project buys the shitcoins, they profit from them, you get a cut from from treasury
>Think of witty retort to shit on the pajeet shiller
>Can't think of anything
>Holyfuck.jpeg its audited
>Think back to what the cashier said
>Ib4 it doesn't look half bad
>Might probably rug
>Thinking of buying 2k anyway
Any other project tried this before? i need someone to fudd this token for me before i make a mistake

[Anonymous No.56045526]

ranjesh pls you don't have plumbing let alone a 7/11

[Anonymous No.56045530]

Nothing that comes from this board is ever bullish or profitable. If it pumped, it pumped before and if its profitable it won't be in the coming days.
Always remember /biz is a cesspool of toxic project-killing shit, we're here for the debauchery, not for the gains

[Anonymous No.56045531]

>>56045515
No way this shit is audited

[Anonymous No.56045533]

>>56045515
Just don't buy the shitcoin and wait for it to (eventually) dump bro, simple as

[Anonymous No.56045535]

>>56045515
Mmm i wanna say fake and gay but digits are blue so true and hetero. Idk, drop the ca, lets tear this shit apart

[Anonymous No.56045541]

>>56045515
Don't listen to anyone here OP, you should buy those bags, you should let other people finger your asshole and orgasm for you and you should let them also make money from your money and give half of that money to you. If that makes you happy, it makes (me) happy.

>Remember we are all going to make it

[Anonymous No.56045542]

>>56045535
don't walk over to your neighbours mud hut and plug into their ngo funded router to change ip like i wouldn't notice. when will you finish the villages toilet?

[Anonymous No.56045544]

>>56045526
I live in cali bitch
>>56045531
>>56045535
Check it
0xc46c407570eff0e9a5f6afcf623039436c1e4497
Saged, jannies have mercy

[Anonymous No.56045548]

>>56045541
you can fuck off as well. give him a hand fitting that toilet.

[Anonymous No.56045556]

>>56045530
>>56045541
>Don't listen to anyone here OP
No, no. Let me.
Op your bags are garbage and your bags are shit and you're going to die alone and unloved.

[Anonymous No.56045567]

>>56045544
>Can't find it on dextools
where the FUCK did you get this

[Anonymous No.56045568]

three of you. it's half a days work at worst. get some plumbers mate and crack on ffs. just remember you sit on it not stand on it like you do down at the beach.

[Anonymous No.56045578]

Cool, thanks for ruining 7/11 for me OP

[Anonymous No.56045579]

a million and one youtube tutorials by indians covering everything from programming to aerodynamics but not one on fitting a flushable toilet and septic tank.

[Anonymous No.56045587]

>>56045515
Let's see
>The XRP general is hand crafted by jeets, that's a no no from the beggining
>Im assuming the CA there is custom but i can't see anything on it so that's another bad point
>You're on biz so that's another bad point
>And last but not least you're posting at the shittiest hour ever
I would say that's about it

[Anonymous No.56045594]

that you'd rather send your grandmother out to squat over a stagnant malaria infested puddle while you sit there trying to scam zoomers rather than going and fitting that toilet says a lot about your character op. it's right there in the ngo tent we've paid all the foreign aid for.

[Anonymous No.56045604]

>>56045544
Lol no its not, at least i can't snipe it on any good cex, either the CA is wrong or is the shittiest i've seen kek

[Anonymous No.56045608]

>>56045548
you have the reading comprehension of a pig my dude, i was being sarcastic, you're worst than the jeets

[Anonymous No.56045622]

>>56045608
alright mingeater no need to be upset just because i didn't realise you were from the other village and have your own western funded toilet that you refuse to fit because youre on /biz/ scamming zoomers.
fuck me i'll write to my mp and have them send some wet wipes to get the sand out of your vagina.

[Anonymous No.56045700]

>>56045515
>Lurk /biz
>/biz
Go back, retarded newfag tourist.

[Anonymous No.56045714]

you didn't even have to buy it, we gave it to you, for free! so go and spend the afternoon fitting it so your sister doesn't get raped by your uncle every time she has a bowel movement