/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.56038934]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.56038941]

SELL

[Anonymous No.56038943]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.56038954]

>BUD

[Anonymous No.56038959]

BOIL is still BASED even when it's DROOPIN'
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.56038961]

>>56038954
>bill gates, known nerd, is a more savvy investor than chuds

[Anonymous No.56038963]

[Anonymous No.56038965]

Reminder that you should unironically be stockpiling food and other essential supplies right now before the credit crisis hits and everything is frozen.

[Anonymous No.56038969]

whats the agenda on the us spr

[Anonymous No.56038971]

What a shitty thread. This is the worst thread I have ever taken part of, hands down.

[Anonymous No.56038972]

>>56038965
not buying anything

[Anonymous No.56038973]

>Disney has to come up with billions in liquid capital by the end of the month to buy Hulu from Comcast

Can they do anything right.

[Anonymous No.56038974]

OUTPERFORMGANG

[Anonymous No.56038976]

>>56038965
the only thing being stockpiled in this general is BOIL

[Anonymous No.56038978]

>>56038961
>investing in beer
>savvy

[Anonymous No.56038980]

Why didn't they listen?

[Anonymous No.56038983]

>>56038954
>1.7 mill to bud
>...also he invested 929.87 million in heineken
so he really believes in heineken

[Anonymous No.56038988]

>>56038980
Gann?

[Snip-Sama No.56038991]

First for NVDA tanking to $100/ share EOY

[Anonymous No.56038993]

DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.56038997]

i shorted
and now there's more money in my account
help!
how do i fix this?!?

[Anonymous No.56038998]

>>56038993
i think i can see his lady penis

[Anonymous No.56039001]

I have 1k shares. I’m a savvy investor!

[Anonymous No.56039003]

What a good thread. This is the best thread I have ever taken part of, hands down.

[Anonymous No.56039007]

It just keeps getting worse for me

[Anonymous No.56039010]

>>56038980
>Taking financial advice from someone who was around before the US dollar became fiat
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.56039011]

>>56039007
whats your yield??

[Anonymous No.56039021]

>>56038976
Not so, I sold *some* at the day's peak at a small loss to prepare for further DROOPIN', plus I have shitloads of 8lb bags of PINTO BEANS, shitloads of CANNED VEGGIES and TUNA, and plenty of other MISC including SEASONINGS. Not to mention a year's worth of TOILET PAPER!

[Anonymous No.56039025]

>>56038997
give it back to your broker

[Anonymous No.56039029]

>>56039011
TLT yielding is 3% right now

[Anonymous No.56039030]

>>56039021
i can't help but love you

[Anonymous No.56039032]

>wall street whales give money to microsoft in 2022 as tech crashes and jerk off microsoft every other day
>bethesdas latest dumpster fire blows up

How do tech companies keep getting away with it?

[Anonymous No.56039034]

>>56039003
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.56039039]

I wonder if that schizo fag from the last thread is in here fuming about muh China lol

[Anonymous No.56039047]

this is china's fault

[Anonymous No.56039050]

do you ever be eating egg and just be like 'damn. this a egg'?

[Anonymous No.56039054]

>>56039039
That was a fed.

[Anonymous No.56039055]

>>56039050
everyday m8
everyday

[Anonymous No.56039062]

>>56039030
BE PREPARED is what the Scouts told me so many decades ago!

[Anonymous No.56039063]

>>56039039
How could China do this to us?

[Anonymous No.56039066]

I love Hizuki Akira. What stock do I buy to invest in Hentai artists?

[Anonymous No.56039069]

>>56038993
His tuck game is on point.

[Anonymous No.56039072]

>>56039050
Man you ever look at an egg and realize it's one big cell?

[Anonymous No.56039074]

>>56039050
Im going to do that right now

[Anonymous No.56039075]

>>56039032
Outsourcing the bulk of development to retards and shitskins, leaving the studio right before launch date, and watching their previous home burn.

[Anonymous No.56039076]

The current bubble is an index bubble. The reason mega caps have been unstoppable for 10+ years now is the rise in popularity of indexing.

Unimaginable amounts of money have flown into market cap weighted indexes which creates a loop of higher and higher demand for companies with high market cap. What happens when Boomer Normie gives Vanguard his savings to put in an index? Most of it goes into buying Apple, Amazon, Google, Microsoft etc.

Remember covid, remember how the market dumped and then after the stimmy checks all the mega caps went up like a rocketship?

How long can this go on though? The buying pressure is self enforcing and all is good during a bull run, but what happens when we hit the next -50% and normies get scared and decide to withdraw their savings for indexes? Then you will have the same self enforcing cycle but in reverse.

We're basically sitting on an index ticking time bomb. Whatever way you decide to invest in the following years just make fucking sure it's not cap weighted. If you MUST have shit like Apple in your portfolio at least underweight it.

[Snip-Sama No.56039081]

DUMP TECH NOW.

[Anonymous No.56039082]

>another day of dollar up
>s&p flat
>vix flat

[Anonymous No.56039086]

I just went 100% cash in my 401k

[Anonymous No.56039093]

>>56039050
>do you ever be eating egg
no, other than when it is a very subtle ingredient in shit like cakes or whatever.

[Snip-Sama No.56039095]

>they don’t know

[Anonymous No.56039098]

>>56039093
fat fuck

[Anonymous No.56039099]

>>56039066
NVDS

[Anonymous No.56039104]

>>56039072
Do you ever look at milk and realize that it was once in direct contact with membranous tissue?

[Anonymous No.56039108]

>>56039081
>how do we profit from this
Block the roads, pay the best indian dancers to make the monsoon comith.

[Anonymous No.56039111]

>>56039076
Hey man I know you probably just woke up from an 18 month coma but that happened last year and the bottom was in October

[Anonymous No.56039116]

>>56039081
I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

[Anonymous No.56039119]

>>56039104
I was in contact with your mom's membranous tissue last night.

[Anonymous No.56039120]

>>56039104
most men itt have touched their mums vaginas

[Anonymous No.56039121]

>>56039111
>20% dip

Not big enough to scare the normies. It will take a 40-50% to pop it

[Anonymous No.56039122]

>>56039104
My manhood is blessed just thinking about it

[Anonymous No.56039123]

this general still isnt dead?

[Anonymous No.56039129]

>>56038971
it is in your head

[Anonymous No.56039131]

>>56039123
it will outlast whatever shitcoin you've thrown your entire mcwage at for the last 4 years only to be 90% down

[Anonymous No.56039132]

>>56039095
>>56039081
I would find out what brand they buy their dumb stupid shit from.

[Anonymous No.56039138]

>>56039123
I didn't hear no bell.
>RIP Ding Ding Ding anon

[Anonymous No.56039139]

>>56039123
bbbyq and gme is that way, kid

[Anonymous No.56039145]

>>56039123
>made me double check im not in /gme/
You got me.

[Anonymous No.56039165]

>>>/pol/440200548

It’s habbening

[Anonymous No.56039167]

>>56039119
BASED GILF enthusiast.
>>56039120
There aren't enough men in itt to use the word "most".

[Anonymous No.56039173]

you cucks give me your short to mid term guesses which way the line goes ??

[Anonymous No.56039185]

>>56039165
OMGGggg.... it's gonna..... happoon

[Anonymous No.56039187]

>>56039165
>/pol/ crossposting your attention seeking thread

[Anonymous No.56039188]

>>56039173
Crabbing until things hit the 200dma then another fat leg up while bears screech and howl

>>56039165
That must be the 100th thread like that I've seen over the years. Bunch of alarmist retards.

[Anonymous No.56039192]

>>56039173
not up

[Anonymous No.56039194]

negrodamus was right more often than these doomerfags

[Anonymous No.56039197]

>>56039050
literally right now. I have eggs for lunch every day

[Anonymous No.56039198]

>>56039167
>BASED GILF enthusiast.
It comes naturally as you get older, son.
>Pun intended.

[Anonymous No.56039203]

>>56039165
nice,another schizo troll pol thread.. two more years

[Anonymous No.56039205]

>>56039194
/pol/ WILL refuse to admit that /cvg/ existed

[Anonymous No.56039224]

just applied for options trading on my schwab account, already have margin so i should at least get to be able to buy long uncovered contracts

[Anonymous No.56039232]

>>56039132
>>56039095
can you fucks stop talking about that shit literally no one gives a fuck

[Anonymous No.56039241]

>>56038983
akshually it's 1.7 miLLLion *shares* so that's 95 mirrrion dorrrars

[Anonymous No.56039245]

Reminder to everyone here that if you want to laugh at some baggies today, the GME earnings is aftermarket. I plan on having the heartiest of kek's.

[Anonymous No.56039253]

>>56038993
*BRAAAAAAPPPPFFT*

[Anonymous No.56039261]

>>56039232
I give a fuck about it, I find great joy to see these animals suffering.

[Anonymous No.56039269]

>>56039029
TLT is yielding (a calculated) 3.38% right now, which is 1.09% below [(US 20y yield + US 30y yield)/2].
Holding TLT rn is more than just donating money away.

[Anonymous No.56039270]

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN ON NO NEWS WHATSOEVER IT SHOULD ONLY GO UP THE MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME MONEY FOR MY BRAVE AND CONTRARIAN BULLISHNESS RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED

[Anonymous No.56039271]

>>56039188
>>56039192
the duality of smg man.

yeah im kinda bullish myself. im waiting for a big ripping day to believe again.

[Anonymous No.56039273]

>>56039173
Crab September to fuck all the bears, blood red October for the glory of YHWH. Also we're gonna need more rate hikes, inflation is not tamed before 2024.

[Anonymous No.56039276]

>>56039245
holy kek people are still holding GME?

[Anonymous No.56039277]

what would possess someone to go to burning man anyway? the slim hope of pussy?

[Anonymous No.56039280]

Gentlemen, my Oct 20 AMC puts are printing. How far do I ride this down to?

[Anonymous No.56039283]

>>56039270
why are you sticking a Crypto Ledger in your ass ? not buying your bags btw

[Anonymous No.56039286]

>>56039086
Smart hombre

[Anonymous No.56039287]

>>56039245
i was tempted to gamble on a pump but thats not my method and gambling is high risk.

[Anonymous No.56039288]

>>56039245
ooooo ty something to enjoy later on.

[Anonymous No.56039290]

>>56039198
>calling someone old enough to be your dad "son"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rALCtcMoMh8

[Snip-Sama No.56039291]

>>56039232
>black swan event
>no one cares about that shit
Lmao cope mumu

[Anonymous No.56039294]

So one of my jobs had a "reduction in workforce" went to log on and my mac was locked.
Thats why you always have more than one job anons.

[Anonymous No.56039296]

>oil moons
>oil stocks do not

[Anonymous No.56039298]

>>56039277
idk that part of Nevada is such a shithole.

[Anonymous No.56039297]

>>56039245
I'll have to remember to go shit on them after the bell.

[Anonymous No.56039301]

>>56039277
It’s what corporate stooges do to prove they haven’t sold out. Even though you need to spend an umpteenth amount of dollars to attend now, when it was a place that people could go to do debauchorous shit until the squares found out about it

[Anonymous No.56039307]

>>56039277
>the slim hope of pussy?
You'd be surprised at how many decisions are made surrounding this ambition.
>>56039232
Shut up, bitch lasagna.

[Anonymous No.56039308]

>>56039290
You're not my real dad.

[Anonymous No.56039309]

>>56039296
>he thought stocks were a good proxy for the commodity
lmao serves you right

[Anonymous No.56039313]

>>56039245
last GME earnings provided great kino
I don't know if it can be topped

https://www.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/comments/143rqg8/mega_bag_holder_gets_rug_pulled_live_on_gme/

[Anonymous No.56039315]

Crashing this market with no survivors

[Anonymous No.56039322]

>/gme/ is busiest thread already
dis gunna be good

[Anonymous No.56039324]

im starting to noootice that when my stops get hit the market keeps going down usually.

[Anonymous No.56039325]

>>56039269
With an annual dividend of $3.16 over the past 12 months, TLT price would need to be $79 flat for it to have a calculated yield of 4%.
Let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.56039331]

>>56039291
>some degenerate us festival
>black swan event
yea okay
whats next, crying in 5 days about the inside job no one else in the world cares about aswell?

[Anonymous No.56039332]

>>56039025
he wont answer my call
and now there's even more money in my account
im freaking out right now
ahhhh

[Anonymous No.56039337]

>>56039325
Imagine

[Anonymous No.56039338]

>>56039291
hurricane lee is the actual black swan

[Anonymous No.56039350]

IS THIS THE BIG ONE??!11

[Anonymous No.56039355]

Cattle spread bros we're back, the seasonal takeoff is at hand (maybe)

[Anonymous No.56039359]

>>56039325
Its better then holding strips (which i almost bought)

[Anonymous No.56039360]

>>56039350
WHEN DO I BUY IEF AND TLT?!!? TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56039362]

>>56039315
Go for it

[Anonymous No.56039364]

>>56039332
wtf making money by shorting is illegal, you're in deep shit anon, he's not picking up because he's on the phone with the SEC and the FBI.

[Anonymous No.56039369]

>>56039359
>Its better then holding strips
In which way?
Explain, plox.

[Anonymous No.56039370]

NGL I'm getting roasted out here.

[Anonymous No.56039378]

>>56039370
not as bad as the gme baggies are in their thread lol

[Anonymous No.56039380]

What the fuck do I even buy?

[Anonymous No.56039383]

>>56039364
wh-... what?

[Anonymous No.56039386]

>>56039378
>My LMT is doing worse than GME
Damn.

[Anonymous No.56039388]

STOOOOPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.56039391]

>>56039380
SOXS, but it's already too late.
>>56039296
Based Noita fan.

[Anonymous No.56039392]

>>56039380
sex doll stocks

[Anonymous No.56039396]

no way the 445 puts i bought for 15 cents this morning are going to go deep ITM today, right????? It's never that easy is it

[Anonymous No.56039397]

Holy VIX computer

[Anonymous No.56039398]

UVXY is mooning again after VVIX bottomed

[Anonymous No.56039402]

>>56039350
no
>-1% and already oversold on every timeframe up to 4h
it will stop going down until it does a small rebound and its fucking slow and boring

[Anonymous No.56039403]

Uh, buddy. Check AMC computer, will ya?

[Anonymous No.56039404]

>>56039391
>SOXS
20 when?

[Anonymous No.56039414]

>>56039403
good lord

[Anonymous No.56039432]

All in on AAPL calls?

[Anonymous No.56039433]

>>56039369
A 30year zero coupon bond has lost like 20% of it price in the last 6 months while have no (0) interest payments

[Anonymous No.56039435]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

[Anonymous No.56039437]

Hmm. No short signal for swing yet. Developing. I will wait.
Also i wound up on a news site earlier this morning and saw this.

[Anonymous No.56039440]

>>56039403

[Anonymous No.56039455]

seariously now,stop selling,no cap

[Anonymous No.56039465]

think im gonna get more aggressive with taking profits. this market is so gay

[Anonymous No.56039476]

>>56039380
dunno

[Anonymous No.56039480]

>>56039437
i get all my africa alpha from the nigerian stock exchange market pick alerts

[Anonymous No.56039490]

what the fuck is this dump

[Anonymous No.56039497]

Buying more Overstock here

[Anonymous No.56039510]

>>56039490
Retail faggots buying puts from Big Money before the next reversal

[Anonymous No.56039521]

>>56039490
no one wants to admit their involved with the stock market in any way while gme earnings come out. there is legitimate fear that holding anything but cash overnight tonight will make you a permavirgin baggie.

[Anonymous No.56039523]

>>56038934
GME holder stay in your fucking cesspool general kek nvidia

[Anonymous No.56039524]

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

[Anonymous No.56039530]

>>56039524
Damn remember when they kicked him off Monday Night Football?

[Anonymous No.56039533]

>>56039497
>Buying more Overstock here
You should also be buying TLT and IEF

[Anonymous No.56039536]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.56039545]

>>56039530
Yep!

[Anonymous No.56039549]

yess ssss tech correction!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncuqG8WJbi8

[Anonymous No.56039558]

>>56039536
WE TOLD YOU PEEEPOLE
NAT TA GET INVOOLVED
INNAAAAAT

[Anonymous No.56039563]

>>56039536
>>56039490
>>56039455
it already stalled at -1%
chill the fk out nothing happened, nothing ever happens.
the 1% downside is all there is for now
the market is always slow and boring, literally

[Anonymous No.56039566]

>>56039433
>zero coupon bond
Oh, ok.
These things are garbage lol.

[Anonymous No.56039569]

>>56039536
See >>56039510

Just go watch some live traders on YouTube and see the comments. As soon as they see a red candle it's all "oh SHIT this is the time to short!" "All in on SPY puts!" "This is the real crash!" It's really pitiful honestly.

[Anonymous No.56039572]

>>56039536

[Anonymous No.56039576]

>odds of another rate hike go down
>yields go up
>bonds go down
someone explain pls

[Anonymous No.56039579]

Someone check the FED funds futures gambling odds.
Have the chances of
>rate cut at next meeting
>emergency off-meeting rate cut to 0%
exploded, yet?
After all, the S&P 500 is down a gigantuan 1% right now. This should not be allowed.

[Anonymous No.56039584]

WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE

[Anonymous No.56039586]

>>56039490
You know how I kept posting "remember, remember, sell before September" throughout August and like part of July as well

[Anonymous No.56039592]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56039593]

>>56039563
>>56039569
>>56039572
>NOT CANCELLING ALL ORDERS
SHG to tha DIG

[Anonymous No.56039596]

>>56039593

[Anonymous No.56039599]

>>56039576
order of operations matters. when yields start doing things on their own the narrative changes

[Anonymous No.56039601]

>>56039584
Generational top. The S&P500 is the new Nikkei and won't reach these levels again until 2050 at the earliest.

[Anonymous No.56039609]

>>56039596
KEK!!!
the blood ain't in the streets yet!

[Anonymous No.56039613]

>>56039609

[Anonymous No.56039625]

>>56039403
this is a sfw board

[Anonymous No.56039635]

Guys, I'm back. I had a nap. I'm afraid to watch/look. I'm a bobo. How is it going?

[Anonymous No.56039637]

Carvana should be much lower than $50/share.
They offer people ass trade in value, so of course the average car CVNA gets traded in is a pile of junk with problems. They then have to sell these cars to people who then return them for false advertising. Losing money is their goal, I guess

[Anonymous No.56039641]

>>56039313
holy kek

[Anonymous No.56039648]

I SLEPT THE BOTTOM AAAAAH FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.56039651]

>>56039635
Bottom for the day was hit at 12:55est

[Anonymous No.56039654]

Been cleaning up some of my saved images and thought I would share this gem.

[Anonymous No.56039663]

>>56038934
>OP pic
People still haven't figured out the logistics behind how shipping works?

[Anonymous No.56039664]

>>56039625
this is what i am afraid of my car and every other car's engine doing while driving in anything hotter than 80 degree weather. the engine already gets hot enough as it is just driving normally and you add more heat from the outside, its just a bomb waiting to explode

[Anonymous No.56039670]

>>56039654
>"Steam account?"
>"Negative, sir. Apparently he only pirates his vidya."
>"This son of a bitch is playing with us."

[Anonymous No.56039676]

>>56039663
Because shipping pears 11,000 miles to get processed seems efficient and all.

[Anonymous No.56039677]

>>56039663
food magically appears on shelves and if it doesn't it's a violation of human rights

[Anonymous No.56039678]

>>56039313
>gme meltdown posting
you're as bad as the gme holders

[Anonymous No.56039685]

Oil again above 87. It's so fuckin over for pivot fags.

[Anonymous No.56039696]

>>56039685
fracking goes brrrrr over 90

[Anonymous No.56039701]

it was down more than this a week and a half ago

[Anonymous No.56039703]

>be me
>taking family to doctors
>getting my work caught up
>sit down and pull up Schwab Street Edge
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TODAY? Portfolio all red, watchlist all red, indexes are red. Who said bobo can play today?

[Anonymous No.56039706]

Kinda looks like intraday bounce incoming.
>>56039625
I don't understand how this is possible. The engine is bolted to so much stuff how can it all break at once.
>>56039664
there is a temperature gauge in the instrument cluster for an reason. as long as your radiator and goolant system is working you will not have overheat problems. with the engine. now you can certainly overheat and warp your brakes if you go riding them down a very long steep hill instead of using a lower gear.

[Anonymous No.56039708]

>>56039637
My uncle was able to get more for his car than he paid for. This was during covid, though, so maybe things have changed. I looked at the prices on their website, and they have moderate to shit pricing. I would never buy a car online without seeing it in person.

[Anonymous No.56039717]

>>56039291
>black swan event
This general gets more schizoid every single week

[Anonymous No.56039718]

>>56039703
>Schwab Street Edge
Fuckin based. When are those stupid jeets going to finish porting ToS?

[Anonymous No.56039719]

>>56039701
Double top in another, larger, double top.

[callsRnotDaWae No.56039721]

MUMU ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK MUMU? GLOWIES ARE YOU OK?

[Anonymous No.56039729]

>>56039706
those dervs run at crazy compression. at a guess as both the head blew off and it flung itself out of the chassis either the crank or one or more pistons gave up and launched eveything.

[Anonymous No.56039728]

Just sold my SOXS and went into TMF.
Lets cut rates now Jerome

[callsRnotDaWae No.56039736]

>>56039703
The (((news))) is blaming some manufacturing data that released at 10:00 AM which nobody cares about. This is what actually happened. https://www.cnbc.com/2023/09/06/eu-lists-alphabet-amazon-meta-and-three-other-tech-giants-as-gatekeepers-under-strict-competition-rules.html
As you can see Apple is down an unordinary amount.

[Anonymous No.56039745]

>>56039676
It takes more fuel for you to drive to the store and pick up your week's groceries than is spent shipping them all the way around the world, twice.
The global supply chain is incredibly efficient. You would have to purchase 50 packs - full packs, not individual apple sauce containers - in a single grocery trip to even come close.

Just take a second and try to imagine how many apple sauce packs fit into a single container, one container out of thousands on a single ship.
Even the cross-country freight trucking leg ends up consuming more energy, per item.

[Anonymous No.56039763]

>>56039706
It's not really bolted to all that much, but even the bolts don't matter when you're pushing it to 110% and the transmission locks up because you're pulling a sled that's putting more and more weight on the rear wheels. Eventually the engine can't turn the driveshaft anymore and all that energy propels the engine instead.

[Anonymous No.56039768]

>>56039745
That is crazy to think about. Never knew shipping overseas is that efficient

[Anonymous No.56039769]

OIL? OIL.

UCO chads will be the last one standing.

[Anonymous No.56039770]

>>56039736
Cant let the goyim know 3 gay stocks are keeping their 401ks positive for the year.

[Anonymous No.56039775]

>>56039613
There should be one of this fellow saying "TOPS NEED LOVE TOO, BUY THEM"

[Anonymous No.56039777]

We need him now moreover than ever

[Anonymous No.56039784]

>>56039736
Historically, "anti-trust" fud never has a lasting impact on those huge companies

[Anonymous No.56039786]

>>56039706
>I don't understand how this is possible
Drivetrain seized up but the engine is still turning with a huge amount of torque.

>>56039664
Not really an issue with normal cars.

[Anonymous No.56039795]

>>56039706
US engine

[Anonymous No.56039798]

>>56039708
So that's the reason they dumped from $300 to $10, giving people too much money for garbage, followed by an exhale in car prices spring 22.
Now the problem is the opposite, they are only offering 1/2-1/3 of the car's actual trade in value, so they will ONLY get cars that are deep underwater in maintenance/repair needs aside from the 1% chance they find a desparate retiree

[Anonymous No.56039808]

Why is the forest quiet.
Why have the birds stopped chirping.
VIX is 15.

[Anonymous No.56039811]

>>56039736
The US government basically has all three of those companies on a leash and use them to spy/brainwash millions of people daily. You remember how the US gov had them all brought in for anti-trust shit a few years ago and after weeks of brutal interrogations it all just suddenly stopped and nobody ever heard about it ever again? It was them striking a deal: We get unlimited access to your data and call the shots, you continue to be billion dollar companies with basically full control of the Internet.

[Anonymous No.56039821]

>>56039777
phone typo
>moreover than ever
>holy trips
that wasn't a coincidence

>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.56039826]

>>56039808
That's high, short it back to 13

[Anonymous No.56039830]

>>56039808
If we had dumped like this yesterday I would’ve made 1,000%
Im going to kill “market makers” in Minecraft

[Anonymous No.56039838]

>>56039808
The forest isn't quiet. Every time the wind blows I can hear CRBP pajeet's butthole whistle

[Anonymous No.56039843]

>>56039706
>The engine is bolted to so much stuff how can it all break at once.
It's pulling a very heavy tractor with its plow set into the ground. It's enough power to run a small city during the pull...

[Anonymous No.56039845]

>>56039745
I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.56039855]

>>56039745

[Anonymous No.56039857]

>VIX 14.88

[Anonymous No.56039864]

>>56039857
Oh yeah baby
MMMMmmmmmggghh

[Anonymous No.56039873]

>>56039826
Are you suggesting we're in a new regime. Where the birds will stop chirping for millennia. Where the forest will remain pindrop silent.
>>56039830
It's not the market makers you need to worry about. There's something much worse out there.
>>56039838
Okay. You're bullshitting around while we're trying to discuss finance. Why is VIX 15. Answer. Enough games.

[Anonymous No.56039883]

>>56039845
>Maritime transportation accounts for 80% of cross-border world trade, as measured by volume. The nature of water transport and its economies of scale make it the most energy-efficient mode since it uses only 7% of all the energy consumed by transport activities, a figure way below its contribution to the mobility of goods. Still, fuel consumption is an important input in maritime shipping, which is related to ship design (hydrodynamics), utilization level, operational speed, idle time (waiting at ports), and even weather conditions. For terminal operations, figures vary, but a container terminal usually has 70% of its energy consumption provided by fossil fuels (e.g. yard equipment) and 30% by electricity (e.g. portainers).
https://transportgeography.org/contents/chapter4/transportation-and-energy/#:~:text=Road%20transportation%20dominates%2C%20accounting%20for,of%20transporting%20passengers%20and%20cargo.

[Anonymous No.56039884]

>>56039205
>/cvg/
I migrated to /biz/

[Anonymous No.56039893]

>>56039873
What could possibly be worse than fuckers who buy my data just to fuck with my trades

[Anonymous No.56039898]

>>56039811
>The US government basically has all three of those companies on a leash and use them to spy/brainwash millions of people daily.
this, they do not need to generate profits. they only do it to keep the persona of what they actually do.

[Anonymous No.56039902]

>>56039893
Your broker doesn't allow hidden orders?

[Anonymous No.56039904]

>>56039893
>What could possibly be worse than fuckers who buy my data just to fuck with my trades
Lol. He doesn't know. He thinks Market Makers are bad. Wait till you find out about the guys who are using Cosine Similarity NLP Models.

[Anonymous No.56039907]

Oil up, XLE flat

[Anonymous No.56039915]

>>56039904
Gimme the long run down

[Anonymous No.56039918]

>>56039907
The same thing at the discussion about palladium and metal miners... buying the producers/miners isn't the same.

[Anonymous No.56039919]

>>56039873
>>56039873

Bonds aren't really getting any bids right now so their is little fear right now spreads are tight as well.

The market is quiet

[Anonymous No.56039921]

>>56037755
>9/11 was 33 years and 36 days after construction of WTC 1 began
>Gulf War was 33 years and 35 days ago
Its not the vaccines, you have Russia-Ukraine war syndrome...

[Anonymous No.56039924]

>>56038969
I think they will be filling it as long as oil
Is under their average sale price. Once it goes over that they may stop buying so they don’t look like complete retards.

[Anonymous No.56039926]

come guys can't we all just get along?
let's all go down to dumas walker's
slaw burgers on me

[Anonymous No.56039929]

>>56039873
>>56039808
15 is literally nothing

[Anonymous No.56039933]

>>56039915
I'd have to start on United Airlines Flight 93 to tell you the full story.

[Anonymous No.56039940]

>Covid back on the menu

How can I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.56039942]

Why did AYX trip a circuit breaker on no news? It's +12% in a single 15m candle

[Anonymous No.56039944]

>>56039929
THAT'S THE WHHOLE FUCKING POINT
VIX IS LOW
THE FOREST IS SILENT
THAT MEANS THE ENTIRE MARKET IS UNDERHEDGED
MEANING THAT NO ONE HAS PUTS
MEANING THEY'LL HAVE TO SELL THEIR LONG POSITIONS TO CUT LOSSES WHEN THE VOMMA HURRICANE HAPPENS NEXT

[Anonymous No.56039947]

>>56039940
SIGA

[Anonymous No.56039953]

>>56039940
NVAX short squeeze

[Anonymous No.56039955]

>>56039926
I regret not shorting BYND

[Anonymous No.56039956]

>>56039944
checked
based anon explained it for a retard

[Anonymous No.56039958]

>>56039919
Hey you, wake up.

[Anonymous No.56039959]

>>56039933
AIDA, attention, interest, decision, action. You have my attention, I’m interested in buying, I’ve made a decision to listen to you, and I will take action on this.

[Anonymous No.56039966]

>>56039953
wish i had money to buy it at 8 bucks

[Anonymous No.56039968]

>>56039942
+14%

[Anonymous No.56039977]

Was +2.5% yesterday. Now -2.28% today.

[Anonymous No.56039979]

What's the easiest way to get a lot of files off my work computer?
I'm leaving soon and want a lot of my notes and such.
But they dont allow Google drive and get notified if I use a USB.
Any thoughts? Would really like to avoid emailing myself 100 times.

[Anonymous No.56039986]

BUDDY, look at the curve
look at the TLT
then look at the 10yr, 2yr
HMMMM????

[Anonymous No.56039987]

>>56039953
Think NVAX can get to $15 or so or is that unrealistic?

[Anonymous No.56039989]

>>56039979
OneDrive then.

[Anonymous No.56039999]

>>56039637
I’ve been shorting that turd and it’s been pumping. Apparently their leadership and structure at the top is ultra scammy too?

[Anonymous No.56040001]

>>56039979
WeTransfer or some other online file sharing platform

[Anonymous No.56040002]

>OIL

[Anonymous No.56040003]

>>56039956
When VIX is low that scares me. Because it means there's no risk premia for me to sell on SPX / SPY puts or other similar index puts.

It means that puts can only really go up.

It means that big institutions aren't bothering buying puts.

[Anonymous No.56040005]

>>56039987
30+

[Anonymous No.56040010]

>>56039944
>>56039956
FARTY REVERSE SQUEEZARINO THE REDDITORS WILL HAVE TO GIVE BACK THE GME BUCKS

[Anonymous No.56040019]

>>56040003
SKEW is a better measure of institutional downside protection, especially since 0dte has become the meta

[Anonymous No.56040020]

>>56040003
Yeah because they're selling puts to retail faggots while they run fud on the news networks that they own, before they buy the bottom they create

[Anonymous No.56040030]

im seeing more "We are in a depression, and here is why thats a good thing" articles coming out on the normie mainstream media machine

They are mentally preparing the wagies for harder times ahead, be warned.

[Anonymous No.56040031]

>>56040019
agreed
SKEW and VVIX 100%
VIX is worthless dogshit poopoo doodoo water indicator now

[Anonymous No.56040032]

mayhaps there will be no intraday bouncing

[Anonymous No.56040034]

>>56039986
TLT is cheap here, no? How much lower can we go? $88?

[Anonymous No.56040035]

>>56039845
I'm too lazy to do or find the fuel efficiency math right now, but here's a quick graphic to show the scale of these ships. One TEU is essentially one basic sized container, 8 by 20 feet and 8 feet tall.
You can fit approximately 100 apple sauce cups within a cubic area of 1 foot, weighing ~30 pounds. That's 128k per container. Panamax is a popular size, so lets take a baseline 4k TEUs or a theoretical total of around 500 million cups of applesauce on one ship. Enough to give the whole country a snack for a day.

[Anonymous No.56040037]

>>56039979
Dropbox? If you're leaking classified tank documents I hear warthunder forums or discord work well too.

[Anonymous No.56040045]

What do you do if, by some miracle, one of your degenerate option trades wins?

[Anonymous No.56040049]

As someone who pays for advertising with them, Facebook is becoming shittier by the day. So many pajeet scammers in my inbox and the basic feed has thousands of random sponsored posts from bullshit pages. The India labor influx is evident.

[Anonymous No.56040060]

>market 99% red
>crypto watchlist all green
Intredasting

[Anonymous No.56040070]

>>56040032
total thot death 2k23

[Anonymous No.56040075]

>>56040034
>TLT is cheap here
it's a trap - but a very effective, attractive trap
has flushed a lot of liquidity, rinse and repeat, create FOMO bond buying so they can exit their fucked balance sheets
>GOTTA LOCK IN THESE HIGH YIELDS, I HAVE TO BUY BONDS, NOW!!!
then they continue to move lower - create the same FOMO rally through propaganda, rinse repeat
>$88
yeah probably, at least $88-90
I agree with FX evolution view

[Anonymous No.56040076]

>>56040060
Starting Strength?

[Anonymous No.56040085]

>AAPL down 4% in a day
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.56040086]

>>56040045
buy more options.

[Anonymous No.56040092]

>>56040045
I will either only take out my money when im extremely old or i will someday have a son and pass the account to him. ive already come to terms that i wasnt meant to be born rich

[Anonymous No.56040098]

>>56040070
If it makes you feel any better that woman is now likely well over 40.

[Anonymous No.56040099]

>>56040076
Schutzstaffel

[Anonymous No.56040113]

>>56040098
No it makes me curse that it's not 2008 anymore.

[Anonymous No.56040121]

>>56039173
Oil will stay between $70 and $90 until year end.

[Anonymous No.56040124]

>>56040113
back when white women were normal shaped

[Anonymous No.56040126]

>>56039942
+17%

[Anonymous No.56040138]

>>56040113
It makes me curse that eastern Europeans are killing each other and suiciding their genome, taking these beautifully bossomed women away from earth

[Anonymous No.56040140]

>>56040085
My Roth is fucked

[Anonymous No.56040146]

>>56039798
Yep. Some of their prices are slightly over the average because they are trying to get back the money they so stupidly lost during covid. Just like the scumbag punk rental car companies. Fuck rental car companies.

[Anonymous No.56040147]

>>56040138
I'm going to the Czech Republic later this year, what's the best way to impregnate some beautiful Eastern European women?

[Anonymous No.56040151]

>>56040045
Buy nuggets.

[Anonymous No.56040153]

>>56040138
What are you talking? the men are dying the women are in the west or partying at beach parties.

[Anonymous No.56040166]

>>56040147
The easiest way to bag a foreign chick is to offer marriage in the context of gaining citizenship, the poorer the better
I don't think Czech women are that desperate so you'll have to do it the old fashioned way

[Anonymous No.56040168]

>>56040147
20 dollars, no condom.

[Anonymous No.56040171]

>>56040147
continue onto ukraine

[Anonymous No.56040172]

>>56040151
Chicken or bolt action?

[Anonymous No.56040179]

>>56040166
>The easiest way to bag a foreign chick
why would anon want to murder some bitch?

[Anonymous No.56040181]

>>56040147
Kek I'm not a professional on the subject. But I will say this:
>have a warehouse of candles
>each day light 20 of them
>it's beautiful
>years go by, you only have half burnt and a few full candles left among a sea of melted wax
>dream of the nostalgia of the burning candle rings
>"anon! How do I find the candles that burn again? I want to experience the candle rings once more!"
They're gone. The days are no more. It's over.

>this was a clubbing 90's analogy

[Anonymous No.56040185]

>>56040172
whynotboth

[Anonymous No.56040186]

>>56039811
>>56039898
Yep. I am doing research into getting a new car insurance company, and all these websites are asking for my personal information to figure out my potential monthly payments. And they all have the audacity to say we will keep it safe. Yea, right, keep it safe for the government and ad services. Does anyone have a picture of all the heads of multiple social media companies with Obama? That image lives rent-free in my head.

[Anonymous No.56040188]

>>56040168
>no condom
You'd be retarded to do this with a prostitute.

[Anonymous No.56040192]

>>56040188
Umm... based?

[Anonymous No.56040201]

>>56040085
Most disturbing thing on my watchlist today, really. It's not a good look.

[Anonymous No.56040202]

>>56040179
Is that what bag means where you live? Wtf

[Anonymous No.56040207]

>>56040188
she'd also be retarded. there is one step below being a hooker and that is being a single mother formerly/part time hooker.

[Anonymous No.56040209]

>>56040032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k38C3axuEHo

Yw

[Anonymous No.56040212]

>>56040201
EU is killing it today. Payback time

[Anonymous No.56040223]

>>56040202
in my line of business yeah

[Anonymous No.56040233]

>>56040121
It’s over $90 today

[Anonymous No.56040241]

>>56040035
I forgot the pic.

Anyway enjoy some more math:
The distance from Argentina to Thailand and back to California ports is approximately 20000 miles. These ships tend to float at around 25 miles per hour, putting the entire journey at a bit over a month (33 days of travel time). This is a pretty vague estimate since it'd depend on the specific route taken, and the weather.
The typical panamax fuel burn is around 63k gallons per day.
Total consumption = 2.1 million gallons.

Fuel consumption per fruit cup = 0.0042 gallon, or approximately 1.5 cents worth.

[Anonymous No.56040243]

>>56040233
due for correction

[Anonymous No.56040252]

I sold everything and bought amc puts this morning
Fuck that company give me money

[Anonymous No.56040256]

you've done him

[Anonymous No.56040258]

It's over

[Anonymous No.56040264]

We're so back

[Anonymous No.56040266]

lt's over

[Anonymous No.56040268]

>>56040241
Interesting info, anon. I had no idea overseas shipping was so cheap.

[Anonymous No.56040269]

We're so back

[Anonymous No.56040278]

>>56040264
That's what I'm saying, Bobro

[Anonymous No.56040280]

>>56040241
>>56040035
>>56039676
>Because shipping pears 11,000 miles to get processed seems efficient and all.
This is the part of the whole thing that makes me wonder how people who look at this >>56038934
OP pic as a bad thing are so misguided (and dumb)
If it wasn't more efficient, cost savings, increased profit, why else would it be done this way?
Every company (every "economic agent") is seeking to maximize their profits. If it wasn't more efficient to do it this way, it would be done another way. If there was less fuel, less overall resources spent to do it another way, it would be done that way
I genuinely don't understand how people look at this and think anything other than the above
>The company is choosing to do it inefficiently, to burn as much fossil fuels as possible!! They're evil!!! They want to lose money, in order to destroy the Earth!!!
wat

[Anonymous No.56040288]

>>56040268
Shipping companies are also incredibly efficient at lighting shareholder capital on fire, but that's for another day.

[Anonymous No.56040299]

WHY IS NVDA DROPPING ON NO NEWS?

[Anonymous No.56040301]

i sold puts

[Anonymous No.56040302]

>intra day double top on SP500
lt's over

[Anonymous No.56040307]

OH MY RUBBER 0DTE

[Anonymous No.56040315]

*CLACK**CLACK**CLACK**CLACK*

[Anonymous No.56040317]

lT'S SO OVER

[Anonymous No.56040330]

>>56040317
ALWAYS
HAS
BEEN

[Anonymous No.56040335]

1 pm was the exact bottom and now we are back on track to ATHs

[Anonymous No.56040337]

>>56040299
Low volume + a bunch of mainstream fud. When Barron's starts shitting on something you know it's time to buy.

[Anonymous No.56040338]

DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S COMING?!?!

[Anonymous No.56040344]

>>56040338
your period?

[Anonymous No.56040360]

>>56040344
Checked and keked.
>what color are periods?

[Anonymous No.56040362]

>>56039784
Historically this.

[Snip-Sama No.56040371]

>>56040335
With what money, retard? Bulls are exhausted and over leveraged, and they all need to start putting away money for taxes

[Anonymous No.56040372]

>>56040360
>pic
fuckin' BLESSED

[Anonymous No.56040377]

>>56040338
Shid, and possibly fard

[Anonymous No.56040378]

>>56040338
Hang on, let me wipe my eyes.

[Anonymous No.56040390]

[Snip-Sama No.56040392]

Bake the next bread, one of you troons.

[Anonymous No.56040399]

>>56040378
imagine if we used our mouth arms as eyelids

[Anonymous No.56040407]

>>56040338
yes
literally nothing

[Anonymous No.56040439]

>>56040399
Must be nice.

[Anonymous No.56040466]

>>56040392

[Anonymous No.56040477]

when do the medicine nobel award nominees come out and how do i profit with it?

[Anonymous No.56040499]

>>56040477
pick the most obvious cringe progressive one and then buy that position on polymarket or something

[Anonymous No.56040519]

>>56040466
>>56040477
>>56040499
Frens, can we address the fact that /SMG/ has been PRINTING digits this week? I have noticed at least 1/3 of all my posts over the past few days, even in other threads, are digits. It's activating my spergophrenia

[Anonymous No.56040520]

rip vix
the crab won again

[Anonymous No.56040532]

Like what is going on here with the digits in
>pic rel

[Anonymous No.56040539]

Double top in a double top.

[Anonymous No.56040546]

>>56040519
it's a sign
a sign we spend too much time together because all our menstrual cycles have aligned and we're collectively witnessing each others digits (a metaphor for the two chromosomes we wish we had)

[Anonymous No.56040553]

>>56040546
YWNBAW, raging fgt

[Anonymous No.56040559]

>>56040532
was it friday? WHen we had 4x2 digits. I didn't take a screen, fuck. We had like
55998866 stuff several times in a row, pre EU session.

[Anonymous No.56040561]

>>56040554
>>56040554
>>56040554

[Anonymous No.56040580]

>>56040559
You mean the Yuropoor that called the bottom on the ftse with
>7777

[Anonymous No.56040594]

>>56040580
>Update
no not today, it was a few days ago, we had 4x2 pairs as numbers.