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I'm inheriting $100,000 dollars from my grandparents next month. What should I invest in? No meme responses please.

>> No.56035417
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>> No.56035420

>>56035400
Sorry for your loss asshole

>> No.56035427

>>56035400
can I email you and get in contact?
I have an idea that everyone knows about and no one is good at yet they charge a lot of money for it

All you need to do is buy land near the ocean

>> No.56035428

>>56035400
Chainlink’s Link token
Unironically
You’d literally be a 100-multi millionaire within a few years

>> No.56035432

>>56035400
10% in Bitcoin, eth
5% - 7% in gold
Keep 5% for u
Most of it in passive income

>> No.56035433
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>>56035400
>$100,000 dollars from my grandparents

i literally cannot comprehend this. all 4 of my grandparents were completely poor, and we had to help them in their final years

fuck you you privileged nigger faggot zoomer

>> No.56035437

>>56035427
>buy land near the ocean
>100k only
Ok mate

>> No.56035438

>>56035400
Toilet paper and isopropyl alcohol, next pandemic is starting in two more weeks.
Now what's the name of the person attached to those tits?

>> No.56035451

>>56035437
you retarded?
Its totally doable

>> No.56035452

>>56035427
>seaside property for 100k
lmao
Biz really is a bunch of kids, isn’t it?

>> No.56035456

>>56035400
id fuck her till i died

>> No.56035465

>>56035452
The world isn’t just USA. You can get something near the ocean in Central America for that much

>> No.56035479

>>56035465
AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.56035509

>>56035452
>>56035479
hey retards
near the ocean means 20 or less minute drive
100k covers down payment and renovations

>> No.56035512

>>56035479
>le

>> No.56035516

>>56035400
A high-yield savings account

>> No.56035521

>>56035509
OOOOOHHHHOHOHOHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.56035526

>>56035428
The meme that keeps on giving

>> No.56035550

>>56035433
Bruh this has been getting posted every other day with a different theme on here for years...
If you've been here long enough , biz is full of poorfag. Richest niggers here are probably some tech retards making low 6 figs at BEST

>> No.56035558

>>56035400
Use it as a down payment on two rentals

>> No.56035576

put it all on random stock options and then kill yourself if you lose everything. that is financial advice btw

>> No.56035592

>>56035433
Same lol. All of mine were Nigerians.

>> No.56035616

>>56035400
That's a man

>> No.56035632

>>56035400
>What should I invest in?
Unironically, start a pot farm in a state where it is legal. You'll be filthy rich in no time at all.

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>>56035592

>> No.56035743

>>56035400
Put in T bills for 3 years and then buy stocks, coins, real estate at 50-90% off. Thank me later

>> No.56035751

>>56035400
US treasury money market fund yielding 5.3% for now. After the stock market crashes later this year or next year then invest half in VTI for long term hold.

>> No.56035774
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>>56035400
Consider VINU Vita Inu OP
Shit's green since last year, never got affected by a single bear market, it 2x's once a month and it's kicking every dogcoin ass

>> No.56035782

>>56035743
>Put in T bills for 3 years
What if it drops to 0.0001% after a month?

>> No.56035792

>>56035400
go find a blue chip stock that has hit low RSI on a high time frame chart and BUY.

>> No.56035794

>>56035400
High interest savings account

>> No.56035805

BTC and real estate

>> No.56035807

>>56035782
Then your T-bills appreciate a lot in resale value dumb nigger

>> No.56035811

>>56035400
>SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.56035818

>>56035807
Do you have a source to back up that claim?

>> No.56035834

>>56035400
Why is she walking like a duck?

>> No.56035841

>>56035818
How new are you? Be honest and maybe I explain duration

>> No.56035952

>>56035400

>>56035516 what these anons are saying.
Put it in a high-yield saving account, and figure out what to do with the money in the mean time.

Crapto is a scam, a bull run might happen sometime in the future no need to lock your money in this early
Real Estate investing is not something you do passively, you need to put in a lot of work and have experience.
Stock market trading can be done, but realistically takes atleast 1 year to be below average trader. If you have the gambling gene you should probably give up trading.
Gold is for hedging against inflation, it itself doesn't make you money. You have too little money for metals to make any sense.
Chainlink sounds cool, but I feel like the value capture doesn't happen at the oracle level, it usually happens at the outerlayer, no one cares about internal protocols and what they do, also this all hinges on defi being used for somthing other shitcoin scams and nfts.

w/e I am just procrastinating, and I know that your neet ass didn't get 100k, and this thread is just a pretense for your shitcoin scam. Carry on.

>> No.56035974

>>56035774
These call center pajeets need to come up with better ads to shill their ponzi

>> No.56036639

>>56035400
Foreign high dividend-yielding commodity stocks (mainly energy (oil/natgas/coal)) + foreign gold miners just in case
also store some for long term savings as physical gold/silver

>> No.56036715

>>56035400
All in Chainlink unironically

>> No.56037023

>>56036715
>> Oracles it is.
LINK >> 60%
Waiting for SUPRA TGE next year

>> No.56037161

>>56035550
there is a bunch of retarded youtuber cliques on here too, trying to figure out what to do with their youtube money...

>> No.56037375

semi-rural land

>> No.56037385

>>56035400
that girl should fix her lordosis

>> No.56037393

>>56035400
Buy 600 XMR

>> No.56037408

All in on black

>> No.56037427

>>56035834
Mating call for Chad

>> No.56037441

>>56035400
>What should I invest in?
Put half of it in your pension fund and the other half in a brokerage account on a low US dividend aristocrats ETF or a handful of blue chip dividend paying US large caps and reinvest the dividends. Take a couple of grand and have a cheap walking holiday somewhere interesting. If you buy crypto you are a retarded fag. If you follow my advice you WILL be VERY grateful to me in the future, say a prayer for me then.

>> No.56037453

>>56035632
You know NOTHING pleb. The pot industry is a fucking NIGHTMARE.

>> No.56037459

>>56037441
>on a low fee US dividend aristocrats ETF or a handful of blue chip dividend paying US large caps

>> No.56037533

>>56035400
Idealically, i'll advise you take into consideration the likes of ETH, XRP, Woo, RIDE, and KAS; the low-cap which is Ride has the capability of doing multiples in the long-run.
For now, I'm just earning more rewards on it from staking its NFTs which is Cloudbreakers

>> No.56037543

>>56035400
Fat

>> No.56037672

>>56037533
Fucking kill yourself you bottom feeding scam artist either that or you are actually fucking retarded.

>> No.56038390

>>56037459
Wait for Bitcoin ETF or buy before then or you can just route your funds through SpoolFi for yield farming in USDC.

>> No.56038661

>>56035432
What passive income are you going to get from 80k $? Fucking retard with the worse advice.

100k all in into Bitcoin. Wait 2 years and collect your 4x

>> No.56038675

>>56035433
I am literally my ancestors. Thus in just getting back the money that I have accumulated through previous lives.
You don't have anything to ibherit because you and all of your direct lineage are niggers

>> No.56039227

>>56035400
Buy 80K worth of BTC, 10K into ETH, 5K into QANX, 1k into DOT, 1K into GLMR and the remaining into Shitcoins

>> No.56039346

>>56035400
Wait for SUPRA, TGE happening Q1 2024

>> No.56039441

unironically
build 20k cash emergency fund if you dont have one
50k sp500 fund

im torn between saving the last 30k for a down payment on somewhere to live and 15k ETH 15k BTC. probably get landed before crypto

>> No.56041125

>>56039227
Keep it with BTC or projects that have strong backups like XRP, CYMI and QNT

>> No.56041176

>>56035400
nothing as you will probably lose everything because you didn't earn it

>> No.56041207

>>56035400
ICP. Please pump my bags

>> No.56041238

>>56035400
60% BTC, 40% ETH

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>>56039441
This guy gets it.

>> No.56041852

>>56035632
This might be the worst advice in this thread
Congratulations on that

>> No.56041881

>>56035400
Fun, kas, ocean, rsr, inj. The recipe to be rich by the end of 2024

>> No.56041912

Obligations...

>> No.56042416 [DELETED] 

>>56041881
OCEAN and INJ i can go with but the rest don't fit into my spec. NXRA and LBR fits me more

>> No.56042598

>>56035526
Not when I've gotten an AI-driven platform at the forefront evolution, amplifying the potential of AI within the crypto landscape. AGII is a top notch

>> No.56042648

>>56042416
>OCEAN
Smart choice! AI is trending

>> No.56042811

>>56035428
Sold all of it for AGII, I anticipate future staking rewards on its ecosystem.

>> No.56043127

>>56035400
BTC
ETH
ADA and CYMI will do just fine, but also remember to keep half of your inheritance as savings for the bull market

>> No.56043183

>>56035400
OP don't listen to these retards. Put it in some boring mutual fund and don't touch it until you're 60. You can gamble your own money on crypto, put your grandparents money away for retirement.

>> No.56043194

>>56035400
this is called a windfall event
go ask the bogleheads

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>>56035400
Invest in my new business, a chrome extension that can summarize any web page.

>> No.56043347

>>56043127
You have a nice list of alts

>> No.56043988

>>56035400
Throw them into COIN, CYMI, or RNDR These are some of the gems I hold. The right pills if you truly dislike memes

>> No.56044225

>>56035400
Put 10k in a high yield savings. This money is for emergency funds. If you have any debt that can be paid off do that. Now take the rest of the money and buy 2 4 week tbills. Have one tbill continuously roll over. Have the other tbill always expire so that you can buy another tbill and add the interest earned from the other tbills. Now wait patiently and see what happens. If the market looks poised for a run buy. If it looks like a crash is imminent wait for the crash and use the cash to scoop up whatever. If you have some terminal illness blow all the money on toot and whores.

>> No.56044260

>>56035417
Literally this

>> No.56044772

>>56044225
I would recommend putting a portion of this into what anon suggested at the end. Investing in training, clothes, a tan, good haircut and grooming and a bit of coke and you can have very good times with women.

>> No.56045183

>>56035400
It's honestly not a bad time at all to get into BTC. dollar cost average for the next 6 months and then sell in December 2025. Easy money.

>> No.56046138

>>56037393
Based chud. Add RAIL and SCRT to that list.

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>>56045183
BTC is old news. its not even on the ERC-20 chain. It's basically been deprecated at this point in favor of younger, more attractive coins. Don't even bother with this BTC crap. But Scorch Coin, the next evolution of tokenomics, that's where you can make mad gains. Read the whitepaper anon, you won't regret it

>> No.56047070

>>56035400
ETH
SOL
FUN
Take gaming tokens serious, been quiet for some time now, green dildos expected

>> No.56047580

unless you want to give age, investments, income, debts everyone is just guessing.

generally pay high interest debt, build an emergency fund, then invest

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>>56047070
If you're looking to capitalize off of the gaming token pump, Scorch is the only option. Other tokens have been silent, as you said...but Scorch is just getting started. The Scorch dev's white paper is a must see and their plans for game integration are revolutionary. If I was a betting man I'd be going all in on Scorch right now

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>>56035400
You should go for post quantum cryptography projects. It is the next meta dumbfag.

>> No.56050482

>>56042648
Based

>> No.56050593

>>56041176
That's if he didn't invest in Qanx. He shouldn't spend it on Asian pussies

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Not telling you to do the same because it could be over, but when my grandma died I aped the inheritence into ETH at a time where the market was similar to now. All while people on 4chan were saying how ETH was a dead duck, now I laugh at niggers and wageys on the way to the driving range each morning while yelling "With a car, you can go anywhere you want."

>> No.56052594

>>56035400
Buy stablecoins and stake it on yield protocols through yield aggregators like SpoolFi and Beefyfinance.
In the bull market, you will have enough liquidity to buy alts

>> No.56052805

>>56041238
Yeah the solid ones are the best
>>56052594
I prefer the first one because of its measurable risk management system

>> No.56053201

>>56038661
Then what

>> No.56053223

>>56035433
I was lucky my grandmother even had shit for my father to inherit. she was spending her money on voodoo shit to curse my mom as she died

>> No.56053386

>>56035400
>56035400
Due to the inflation that's going to remain persistent, Precious metals should be 10% of any portfolio imo