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>> No.56034989

Is there a way to project volatility with interest like you can equity? I've been trying to read Shreve but I think I drank too much between college and now.

>> No.56035472
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>>56034822
Pic saved. I doubt the activity in Niger will affect the market much. There's a lot of unrefined uranium out there.

>> No.56035575

>>56035472
Except it already has had an affect. You don't just go from charging mere cents per kilo to cover the costs of managing your slaves to charging market rates ($180/kilo) without the French getting heemed. Their practically free supply is gone. Combine this with the dozens of other bullish fundamentals in the sector, including Cameco's production shortfalls from last week, and we have a perfect storm for higher and higher prices.

Also look at the bigger picture. It's not merely Niger. It's BRICS sending a message. This is just the beginning, and it's going to affect things in other commodities.

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>>56035575
Thanks, I'll look into it.

>> No.56036063

>>56032136 where I am in life, i'm willing to bet it all on $gers

>> No.56036294
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lol

>> No.56036300

>>56035575
Oh? Is this the uranium pop off we wanted?

>> No.56036319
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>>56036063
Time to diversify your investments while retain a pension for meritocracy, Mr. Fink.

>> No.56036327
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Why is ACMR going up when NASDAQ is going down and it's a sketchy chink stock? Is it a pnd? Can you pnd a 1b marketcap stock?

Someone fucking spoonfeed me already

>> No.56036348
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>>56036319

>> No.56036377
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Is there any point in even getting into stocks when insiders make so much of the money? Seems like futures would be better

>> No.56036844

are there really people naive enough to think china wont start a war down the road? havent you learned anything from appeasing other dictators? do you think that China and Nato stocking up on weapons are just going to storage them in some warehouse? are you retarded?

>> No.56036852

some music btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCqlctL24Ks

>> No.56036855

>>56036844
there is a higher chance that america will start a war

>> No.56036859
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>futures

>> No.56036860

>Putin & Saudi Crown Prince agree that oil production cuts will help stabilize the global market

Methinks it’s time to long oil

>> No.56036863
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>>56036855
Good, for once we will be ahead of our enemy

>> No.56036905

>>56036844
It would a be a retarded war of attrition. No one has people for fighting total wars except India, Pakistan and Africa.

>> No.56036917

>>56036855
america will make china start a war, just like what happened to russia

>> No.56036933

>>56036905
Also the US doesn't have the patriotism required to have any meaningful army. Who are we going to send to die? The Mexicans? The Whites that the government keeps calling terrorists?
If there was a real war that would immediately end the federal government.

>> No.56036954

>>56036319
>>56035819
>>56035472
>>56034822
After seeing what dying of radiation poisoning from stories like the core situation I think I'd kill myself before experiencing the agonizingly slow death of all my cells dying and failing to replicate since my DNA would have been irreversibly fried.

>> No.56036957

>>56036844
Bro China has one of the worst track records when it comes to wars.

>> No.56036969
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>>56036917
And we will just bankrupt them, make money destroying them, and make money rebuilding them all thanks to an infinite money printer because who really fucking cares it's all numbers on a screen anyway.

>> No.56037480
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Consensus on this beige book thingy at 2?

>> No.56037485
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predict what'll happen in the markets

>> No.56037506
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>GERMAN INDUSTRIAL ORDERS MOM ACTUAL -11.7% (FORECAST -4.3%, PREVIOUS 7.0%)
I WARNED YOU ABOUT GERMANY BROS!!!

>> No.56037508
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Fuck the stock market. It should move 100$ up and down everyday just for me depending on if I have calls or puts.

>> No.56037555
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>>56037485
Green dildoes. I Hope bobo is lubed up properly

>> No.56037565
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>yields

>> No.56037588
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>>56037485
Absolutely fucking nothing

>> No.56037591

first for fuck jannies, especially ones named after smelly hippies

>> No.56037599

>>56034822
why it's not /bsmg/
bond and stock market general?

>> No.56037604

>Good business?
>Sorry I just care about PE ratio!

>> No.56037607
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>>56036063
Might be safer than BOIL right now, it's lookin' for a new local bottom at the moment, been hittin' them FIDDY TREES this mornin', I expect LOWER. Presently HOLDIN' 'EM (smallish bags).

>> No.56037611

25k shares in bitfarms, do I wait or sell now while in profit a bit? What do I buy? $50k worth, SCHD and Come back in December?

>> No.56037620

>>56037604
>This company that has an incredible track record and consistently beats the market has a premium?
>Wow you have to be a retard to buy it, I just buy cheapis like AMC, Bed bath and Beyond and *random Italian bank*

>> No.56037621

>>56034822
I’ve made I don’t know how many thousands in the past week just by buying uranium years ago and forgetting about it, what the fuck happened lads

>> No.56037631

>>56037604
>>56037620
For me it's
>What the fuck this stock is trading at all-time highs who the fuck would buy it at that price???
As if no stock has ever hit all-time highs and continued to climb afterwards. Basically every profitable stock in history has to do in the long-term.

>> No.56037636

>>56037604
>current valuation implies 50% growth for 20 years just to break even?
>IM IN

>> No.56037643

>>56037620
At least you didn't buy german banks.

>> No.56037671

>Poland central bank delivers a surprise 75 bps cut vs -25 bpd expected

It's over. Poland wants to destroy the EU.

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>>56034822
Thoughts on Strive Indexes?

https://www.strivefunds.com/about-us.php

>> No.56037681

>>56037604

growth is simply underperforming dogshit in certain macroeconomic environments, retardo. Wanting to all in a stock that has priced in 100% growth for the next 9 years at the precpice of a recession is literally retarded. This shit isn't even econ 101, it's high school. So easy to spot the faggots who opened their first brokerage account after the pandemic

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>>56037636
>Apple is overvalued because it is. Let me just hoard some German banks, some Italian banks, some shit theater stock and some chink value trap

>> No.56037692

>no drums
BEARISH
E
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S
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>> No.56037694

>>56037681
>growth is simply underperforming dogshit in certain macroeconomic environments, retardo
>It is more risky to buy Apple, Microsoft and Google than some shit overleveraged shrinking company because muh low PE ratio
Literally if I just buy Apple now, I will have a nice return in 5 years no matter what, while your shit stock will still be shit or most likely bankrupt

>> No.56037710

>>56037692
Oh, make no mistake, IT'S OVER.

>> No.56037715
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56037715

It appears I may have caught a falling knife once again, bros (ticker: UNG)

>> No.56037722

YO MUMU ; wTF

>> No.56037723
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>> No.56037725
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buddy look at Overstock computer

buying opp? they acquired Bed Bath and Beyond intellectual property earlier this year on the cheap

>> No.56037729

>>56037694

apple literally hasn't grown for the last 3 earnings reports. You're a literal monkey paying """growth""" premium for a stock that doesn't even grow. But I get it, you never traded before 0% rates infinite QE and don't actually know anything about valuation

>than some shit overleveraged shrinking company because muh low PE ratio

cool strawman, retardo. I never said anything is wrong with a higher PE ratio, it just means there is a higher """growth""" premium on the stock, and that you don't want to buy growth or pay that premium in certain macroeconomic environments. You're paying extra for that growth, before the deepest recession since '08. At 5% rates. During QT

>> No.56037734

WTF

>> No.56037735

MUMU YOU CAN'T GIVE UP NOW, WE'RE HALF WAY THERE (ATH) OOOOOOH LIVIN ON A PRAYER (HOPIUM), WE'LL MAKE IT (WAGMI) I SWEAAAAAAAR

>> No.56037742

>>56037694
>said all the CSCO baggies in 1999

>> No.56037744
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CARVANA WHAT IS THIS PUMP???
DIE ALREADY

>>56037599
Checked and Thought about.

>> No.56037755
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It's over

>> No.56037757

No clue though how EU manags to be almost green if not green again (sweden), absolute shitshow

>> No.56037768

>>56037604
>why yes a company with $28B/year in revenue is worth several trillions because it's... LE GOOD!!

>> No.56037770
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>hedge perfectly at the 'top' of the range, for the big september dump, to make money when it goes down
>it just goes in a straight line forever, probably before a massive pump at the end of september back to july's highs
The true market redpill is if you think about going short, you should wait a week, then go long instead.

>> No.56037771

Money doesn't matter, this is all a means to an end
You must remember:
Jesus Christ is King.

>> No.56037774

>>56037671
>75 bps cut vs -25 bpd
wat

>> No.56037775

20y is going to 5.25 or 5.5, tlt cusk are gonna be slaughtered

>> No.56037781

Fart

>> No.56037783

>>56037715
Yep! I bought some last night on the 24 hr market and it's down almost $2 now! I advise being *very* careful with NATGAS right now because as I've said many times we're heading into the seasonal transition where it cools to needing less AC but not to the point of needing heat. I'm letting my much more substantial BOIL bags sit right now and not trying any knife catching on this morning DROOPARINO. I just want to hold my little bits to catch any surprise rips.

>> No.56037795

>>56037771
God told me to reproduce. I have done that. I now need lodes of e money to take care of this lil guy. There will be more, as well.
Need stonks to do well *salute*

>> No.56037804

wtf,my shorts.go back down

>> No.56037807

>>56037770

that's why you just throw $500 in 0DTEs every morning. Why pay for weeks of premium on hedges that become effectively useless after a single +/-1.5% day? Long dated puts are for losers. If the "event" happens a 1% intraday move sufficiently OTM is a 12x. Just takes one hit to pay for 2-3 weeks of protection

>> No.56037813
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We need him now moreover than ever

>> No.56037814

Is this gonna be again a
>bad data = pump
day?

>> No.56037817

>>56037807
Or just go long since every dip is like 3% or less and every pump is 10% or greater.

>> No.56037822

>>56037671
polish hands wrote this

>> No.56037823
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>> No.56037827

>nvidia finally looking like it might dump
That's right you overvalued piece of SHIT

>> No.56037833

>>56037774
They cut 3x expected, despite 10,8 yoy inflation in last reading it seems.


https://think.ing.com/snaps/poland-cpi-in-the-downtrend-nbp-cuts-imminent-correction/

>Polish CPI inflation falls; a rate cut is surely coming
>The decline in Polish CPI inflation is set to continue, supported by a rapid unwinding of external supply shocks. And that should allow the central bank to cut rates by 50-75bp in 2023. However, the slow decline in core inflation compared with the rest of the region suggests that the second stage of disinflation will be difficult.
>Polish CPI inflation for July came in at 10.8% YoY, compared to 11.5% YoY the previous month.

AYYYYYYY LMAO

>> No.56037834

>>56037817

i mean yeah if you're buying 0DTE puts every morning to hedge downside risk, i'd assume you're max leverage max long dogshit high beta tech to pay for them...

>> No.56037836

i saw a green candle on the 15 minute. i sold my DJI puts

>> No.56037838

>>56037827
rumors of fake accounting due to black rock

>> No.56037843

>>56037833
Europe is literally lost, see >>56037822

>> No.56037845
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>LMT
Feelin like an F-35 this morning bros.

>> No.56037847

>>56037671
Kurva!!

>> No.56037853

It’s so fucking over bros
I’m taking any profits I can and sitting on cash

>> No.56037855

fellow Semi chuds, will ARM be part of SOXL and / or SOXX after the IPO ?

>> No.56037857

if everything in the equity markets is red, shouldnt something be green somewhere else?

dollar down, gold flat, stocks down, bonds down - where is the money going? into the Yen?

>> No.56037858

Here we go, rates are beginning to be cut.
>Poland's inflation is still 9%+
>They just cut rates 75bps
Are these people retarded? Why can't we choose the preople we want in central banks? These people actively want to destroy the middle and lower classes?

>> No.56037859

August was the bear month
It's over
No pumps or dumps this september, just crabbing.

>> No.56037865

>>56037857
My shorts.

>> No.56037870

The cycle is simple, japan and europe dump and then americans slurp. It's so EASY.

>> No.56037872

They will pump in 6 minutes, the reading will be bad and they will pump on no rate hike bullshit.

>> No.56037877

>>56037857
They're converting all assets into yen and donating the yen to fox girl shrine maidens. The world is finally healing. Seriosuly though, I'm wondering the same thing anon

>> No.56037883
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>>56037676
Ahem. Please respond about thoughts on Vivek Ramaswamy Index fund to combat ESG investing

>> No.56037884

American Hegemony is a beautiful thing

>> No.56037889

>>56037872

there will be no pump today. Gamma flipped bearish

>> No.56037892

>>56037857
It's all flooding into the only truly safe asset.

Lean. Hogs.

>> No.56037895

>>56037845
hory shet

>> No.56037903
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>Bonds and stocks

>> No.56037906
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Is BDRY a meme?

>> No.56037905
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>>56037895
I bought irresponsibly.

>> No.56037909

>>56037858
>These people actively want to destroy the middle and lower classes?
Yes

>Why can't we choose the preople we want in central banks?
Central bankers are chosen by politicians. Politicians are chosen by by the media and the rich (and the media is also chosen by the rich). The rich elite wants to own everything, enslave everyone and to return to feudalism.

Democracy is an illusion and the real system of goverment is traitocracy.

>> No.56037912

Guess were waiting on feds report?

>> No.56037916

>>56037892
fuckin' TRUTH

>> No.56037920

>Polish Central Bank Repeats May Intervene On FX Market

After cutting 3x expected rates now they intervene, LMAO what is this

>> No.56037921

>>56037905
KEK! you GAAN!

>> No.56037940

>>56037909
If this goes on in the EU I'll leave for Africa. At least they aren't acting uppity on not being corrupt and all this bullshit. They know they are corrupt and I know it then too.

>> No.56037944
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>>56037833
Poland has fallen, thousands must die.

>> No.56037945
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Market thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhoFZ9rSYPs

>> No.56037946
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>line go down
WTF MARKET MANIUPALATION

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>>56037729
They will never learn until they go through a real crash. The problem is all these young faggot zoomers literally don't know anything but arrow go up. Their entire lives have been a perpetual bull run, and not just any bull run, but a megacap growth bull run. It's understandable that they think this is how it's always been and how it will always be. They will get smacked eventually.

>> No.56037953

WHY IS EU PUMPIGN WHEN US IS DROPPING WHAT IS THIS REVERSE BULLSHIT TODaY; AAAAAAH

>> No.56037954
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caught the new rona
too tired to trade

>> No.56037955

>>56037946
ON NO NEWS (whatsoever)

>> No.56037956

LOOK AT NVDA COMPUTER

>> No.56037961

SOXL sisters...

>> No.56037962

>>56037909
US is a constitutional republic. you're already brain washed into fighting for democracy

>> No.56037967
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>>56034822

Your participation needed:

Global Hyperinflation. General /GHG/ >>>/pol/440445527

>> No.56037968

>>56037682
You do understand that only happened because the fed printed trillions of dollars during covid right? If you think companies like Apple will provide excess market return over the next 10 years you're on some heavy copium.

>> No.56037972

>>56037889
We dump cause the reading is good. I wasn't wrong. If it was bad we would have pumped.

>> No.56037975

>>56037770
It's been like that for almost one year now.
Literally what you have to do is a fundamental analysis, then inverse the result of it. invest it that result

>> No.56037977

>>56037955
Quite literally no fucking reason for things to be taking a completely random shit. Green eod

>> No.56037978

My TSLA puts are +600% from buying yesterday but im so tired of this bullshit ass market that I am NOT SELLING. NOT TAKING PROFIT UNTIL THE SPY IS DOWN 1.5%.

I dont care if it gives it all back today. The market MUST DUMP

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I now remember Poland.

>> No.56037989

we need a good ol' -7% day to stoke some fear into the market

>> No.56038003

What is wrong with Sweden (OMX)? I thought DAX was a shitcoin. Germany found its master. Swedecucks are unbeatable. The LITERAL shitcoin index.

>> No.56038006

>>56037989
The market literally needs to go down literally just 1% for 2 or 3 days in a row for it to stop being a fucking joke.

>> No.56038011

>>56037807
This quandary has stifled my analysis for a while.
0dte misses the bigger moves
14dte sucks premium like ass
3month dte are severely underleveraged for being right, and over leveraged for being wrong.
LEAPS deep itm are just low risk margin positions...

>> No.56038016

>>56037912
nah we're waiting for August CPI motherfucker. One more week(tm)

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5%
>5%
5%
>5%

>> No.56038029

>>56037883
Whore

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>>56037729
>>56037952
>The dumb retards want their 0.75% costco dividend.

>> No.56038038

boglechads where are you

>> No.56038049

>>56037962
>US is a constitutional republic
"Constitutional republic" is just a bunch of words that doesn't mean anything in practice. The US is a uniparty system where two puppet parties take turns driving through the worst social policies and the worst economical policies.

>> No.56038052
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INTEREST IS UP
AND THA STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

>> No.56038067

>>56038011

If you bought 447 puts right at the open they'd be up a couple hundred % by now. And if today turns out to be a non-stop dump you'd easily hit the +1000% mark. The premium is so low they can't fuck you over when you go from OTM to ITM. Making it work is just dependent on the rest of your book and how levered you are and how much beta you are long

>> No.56038071

>>56038052
>he posted it again
how attention seeking can one boomernigger redneck in methville be

>> No.56038077

>>56038038
Buying. Up 120% ytd.

>> No.56038078

Flash retarddumps followed by flash retardpumps
Nice market nerds, I'm 100% cash since like 2 weeks ago and I ain't touching this shit.
Enjoy your dojis.

>> No.56038084

>>56038071
lol

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>>56038078
Youll coward

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>>56038078

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shalom

>> No.56038125

>>56038071
Why don't you go pick on BANG BANG BANG Anon you salty nigger fuckin' retard city faggot that can't plow a field, skin a buck, run a trot line, grow homemade tomaters, make homemade wine, ain't got no shotgun, rifle or 4 wheel drive that can't survive.

>> No.56038135
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I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT.

>> No.56038136

>>56038111
Cosplay is so fucking cringe.
Brown man dressing up as a character from a kids movie

>> No.56038138

why are we dumping

>> No.56038142

im cash gang.

my guess is green week still

>> No.56038145

>>56038135
There's more to your existence than money, trading, or any of this shit, never forget that. Do not let yourself get blinded to other pathways.

>> No.56038148

>>56038138
>why are we dumping
This guy

>> No.56038149

>>56038138
Same reason as before - retail faggots screeching IT HAS TO GO DOWN because of some random flavor of the week spooky headlines

>> No.56038153

>>56038145
... are you gonna say something like happiness? Get a load of this guy.

>> No.56038158

>>56038149

retail is actually long. Hedge funds and money managers have been selling for literally weeks now

>> No.56038159
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56038159

>>56038149
Haven't you heard?
>he doesn't know.

>> No.56038164
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56038164

Where's the bounce anon?

>> No.56038176

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56038177

>TSLA
fucking WHY
i just want to get enough divvies out of TSLY to get back what i put in and get the fuck out
god

>> No.56038190

>>56038138
we are in a bear market, only retail baggies haven't noticed.

>> No.56038196

>10 years worth of growth gone in the span of 2 years
It's impressive, really. It's like they're doing their very best to destroy Walt's legacy.

>> No.56038198

>>56038071
This guy doesn't say grace OR ma'am (to biological women)

>> No.56038201

>anon, the flesh is week
>ye have little faith
It's over

>> No.56038204
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>>56037905
Just nooticed this while lookin' at the HOOD 100 Most Popular, hopefully you HEDGED with it! It's one of maybe THREE fuckin' greens I've seen in the whole list thus far!

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>>56038196
chinkmoot ate my pic again

>> No.56038207

>>56038158
Lol no

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56038209

>>56038177
You chose a dividend trap on a meme stock anon you didn't foresee any equity risk?

>> No.56038218

>>56038190
Actually the Jews who run the finamcial markets and media had the talking heads say everything is fine and Bidenomics is working.

>> No.56038223

>>56038198
*Many* such cases. SAD!

>> No.56038226

>>56038145
>There's more to your existence than money
Like what? Working for someone else and making them wealthy. Fuck of wagie. >>56037967
Dead thread. Why bother?

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>>56038204
Frankly I hate commercial air so much I don't want to touch it, but I appreciate the suggestion.

>> No.56038234
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I love God

>> No.56038235

>>56038207
>Dumping for no reason fag denies reality

>> No.56038241

>>56038209
i accepted it would be a rocky road but didnt think itd be this bad
i managed to buy it at peak and im down 20%. it was a small amount at least, and as long as it doesnt hit new lows this year i guess ill be ok?

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>>56037905
>>56038204
Almost identical!

>> No.56038245

Only 5% off ATHs
Bears still thinking they're going to win
Kek

>> No.56038252
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56038252

>>56038242
Yes. Funds buy in groups sometimes. Also see the "ETF effect".

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56038254

When are we getting to the fun part? Yesterday's last 15 minute candle eating all the crab gains, plowing into the daily low on close for the indices felt like foreplay

>> No.56038258
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56038258

I hope some of you are scoring today

>> No.56038260

DO I BUY BOIL??

>> No.56038261

>>56038231
Understood, I hate the shit too and haven't flown but one time since 911™ which will be the last. It's only gotten worse and worse from what I can tell having taken others to the (air)POTE and seen the...*hires*.

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>>56038207

>> No.56038265

>>56038258
>anon is posting etsy porn again

>> No.56038278

>>56038265
Do you prefer LOLI? Cause I do not.

>> No.56038286

>>56038260
Hard to say. I do expect at least one more mini rip in the days ahead, but mainly expect a DROOPIN' trend into the transition season between AC and heat usage. If you do, buy *small* and be plenty prepared to average down, also *small*, and be ready to sell whatever microrips might come. I intend to *always* hold at least small amounts for any potential miracle rips into the hundreds or even thousands, as has happened before.

>> No.56038287

>>56038149
Buy the dip

>> No.56038290

>>56038265
what's esty

>> No.56038291

>>56038278
You have too much steam in your chest when you speak. I prefer a real woman to images.

>> No.56038293
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>>56038241
Did you want the dividend or to own tsla? If you really just want dividend yield all of the reits are on sale, plus more that aren't like ko. Now that cash is 5% risk free even dividend value stocks are getting sold because the equity risk isn't worth the divs. That's a buying opportunity in my mind, tsla/y however we just aren't in the right market condition for it to hold and run like 2021-2022.

>> No.56038318

>>56038291
You are the guy with the 4/10 korean/cuban hangtit showersloot

>> No.56038323

Short NVO.
Just became the largest company in Europe yesterday.
It shouldn't be.
It is seen as flight to safety, invest your money safely in NVO at no risk.
>no risk
Ozempic destroys bodies, destroys more muscle mass and cartilage & connective tissues than it does weight. People go from 15% body fat to 20% body fat on Ozempic.
Short NVO. $190

>> No.56038325

>>56038252
>ETF effect
Interesting and perfectly sensible. The BING AI just told me all about it!

>> No.56038328

>>56038196
>>56038206
>get all the most beloved IPs that people grew up with
>shit all over them and all over people's memories

S

>> No.56038332

>>56038235
Bro there is quite literally zero reason for everything to be taking a shit in a straight line like this today. Point to it if there is.

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56038334

>>56038318
Wat?
>(race mixing is disgusting)

>> No.56038338

>>56038234
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

>> No.56038339

>>56038332
Good news= bad news

>> No.56038340

I continue to be amazed that OSTK still exists as an entity.

>> No.56038344

I correctly asserted that NVAX is due for a short squeeze last night.

The squeeze appears to be happening right now. Get in before it rockets to 30+.

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>>56038325
Yeah, it's kind of aggravating when you see a bunch of your holds make the same move and you know it's from those assholes at Invesco or SPDR. Or you get dragged down by some bullshit megacap.

>> No.56038350

>>56038344
>squeeze
>not pump n dump
Please neck, or at a minimum go back to your hole

>> No.56038355

>>56038323
NVO will go over $200 first.

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56038359

>>56038344
>>56038350
Also proof I'm not just funding. I really just want you to leave

>> No.56038363

>>56038332

dollar up yields up VIX up. Simple as

>> No.56038365

>>56038332
>imagine being this out of the loop
https://www.forexlive.com/centralbank/november-federal-reserve-hike-pricing-rises-above-50-20230906/
>Federal Reserve pricing now suggests a 52% chance of a hike at the November 1 meeting, up from 40% earlier in the week. The jump comes after a surprisingly strong ISM services survey showed an acceleration in August, including in prices paid. The index rose to 54.5 from 52.5 while the pricing measure hit 58.9 from 56.8.
>including in prices paid
>the pricing measure hit 58.9 from 56.8.
>For now, the takeaway is US dollar strength.

>> No.56038368

>>56038359
*fudding

>> No.56038375

>>56038350
The squoze hasn't been squeezed yet

>> No.56038377

>>56038346
But...buy moar on those dips, no? With some of that dry powder you keep on the ready, right? Shit, I reckon dry powder is not the way of the GAAN!

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56038381

>>56038359
nvax chads

>> No.56038387

>>56038375
>/gme/ shitstain
Kill it with fire

>> No.56038388

>>56038332
>>56038365
It's a reversy reverse world

>> No.56038389

>>56038206
I didn't care for old disney that much outside of a few rare gems, while new disney's idea of production quality is blackwashing old disney.
I imagine this appeals to somebody but it is not me.

>> No.56038393

>>56038346
Also hilarious when SPY just hits the technical threshold for oversold and just rides it perfectly without actually going under. Almost as if a bunch of rich insider faggots are keeping things right above technical buy levels.......

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56038399

>>56038377
Oh, no, you're exactly right. Still, monkey brain says red number bad.

>> No.56038403

>>56038138
>Waller: we can live with one more rate hike
>market goes down

Even worse, inflation is ticking up again. We’ll get a summary of economic projections showing the Fed will make one more hike in the October/November meeting. We’ll run into trouble when in December the Fed says we have to hike even further. The Euros, Brits, Japanese, and Chinese won’t be able to keep up

>> No.56038406

These threads have been getting digits quite frequently, I must address

>> No.56038408

>>56038334
why

>> No.56038411

>>56038365
Lmfao holy shit no one who has been paying attention is freaking out about rate hikes

>> No.56038415

>>56038399
I went into soxs and sold deep ITM calls on soxl out to january because I don't see a particlarly rosy immediate future, but we'll see what happens.

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>>56038389
Yep, peak DIS was Song of the South. Imagine trying to do away with your very own peak.

>> No.56038420

honestly there isn't a drug that can compete with the feeling of holding 50+ SPY ITM 0DTE put contracts and watching the 5 minute chart tick by tick

>> No.56038428

>>56038411
oh oh, I expect a schizo post to follow

>> No.56038432

WTF IS AAPL DOING

>> No.56038437

>>56038411
You're retarded.
Moves in federal funds futures moves the market.
If we go from a 40% chance to a 50% chance of a hike, we are going to dump.
>no one who has been paying attention
You are the one who has not been paying attention. The professionals all trade bonds, all look at bonds, all care about bonds, very, very much. You are just uneducated swine, who doesn't understand the significance of the bond market. That's pretty much it.
Higher interest rates is very bearish. The market has assumed that rate increases were over - anything that challenges this narrative will cause selling

>> No.56038439

>>56038403
>Muh ticking
FUCK OFF
U
C
K

O
F
F

>> No.56038440

>>56038432
Returning to normal real valuation

>> No.56038443

>>56038428
Right on time lol >>56038437

>> No.56038444

Shorting for 2 FUCKING WEEKS, and the market DROPS the day AFTER my puts EXPIRED.

Fuck this shit so hard

>> No.56038448

>>56038399
>monkey brain says red number bad
CHECKED, absolutely agreed. Trading psychology is as if not more crucial than "what to trade". I am using this morning's BOIL sink to strengthen that very aspect (not buying moar right now, just being aware of effects of monkey brain seeing red). Someone here, perhaps you, I don't know, once told me something to the effect of "when both gains and losses feel the same to you, then your emotions are perfect". I've watched that trading psychology presentation that gets posted here from time to time as well.

>> No.56038454

>>56038444
It's literally designed that way you dunce

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56038455

>>56038439

Ticking

>> No.56038457

>>56038443
>Looking at the bond market is schizo
You're fucking retarded. You're either literally the most retarded poster in /smg/, or genuinely Fed paid shill.
I can't emphasize enough how stupid you are.
Start looking at this website, it will help you alleviate your stupidity.
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
Start looking at how odds probability changes day to day. You will learn how, and why, the market is doing what it is.

>> No.56038460

>>56038443
No, he's right. I expected one by you.

>> No.56038467

>>56038460
>>56038443
Lmao.

>> No.56038473

>>56038258
My hearth is warmed
>>56038416
They just need to replace uncle remus with a person of color.

>> No.56038475

America is healing.

>> No.56038477

>>56038439
Want to ignore the data? Fine whatever, no skin off my back. The Fed is serious about bringing inflation back to 2% and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. We won’t reach all time highs again for a couple of years. Enjoy losing both 25% of your port and your job retard

>> No.56038479

>>56038444
Lol GG

>> No.56038480

>>56038454
It’s so bad dude, my Tuesday expiries got fucked, all my expiries last week got fucked. I hate market “makers”

>> No.56038482

>>56038457
Remember all those other times you faggots cried wolf about muh bond yields and were wrong? I member

>> No.56038486

>>56038444
move to futures

>> No.56038493

The future of finance is physical NVDS

>> No.56038498

>>56038482
When did we cry wolf?
Were we "crying wolf" when we warned before the 2022 crash that inflation would force the Fed to raise interest rates extremely aggressively, causing a market crash?
Were we crying wolf when yields pushed 4% in the Autumn, causing England's pension funds who were invested in leveraged bonds to collapse, requiring bail out?
Were we crying wolf when yields pushed 4% in March, causing a string of massive bank failures in the USA, largest bank failures since the financial crisis?
Were we crying wolf when interest rates pushed 4% again, breaking out to new highs in yields, when we hit 460 SPX, and we warned that the market would pull back?
Please, tell me when we have cried wolf
You're just literally retarded, and think that everything happens instantly - you don't understand the bond market, you don't understand the yield curve, let alone the effect that bonds have on currencies domestic, let alone all the international movement in both respectively.
You're just a braindead retard, trying to make sense of the world around you.
Genuinely, if you killed yourself, the world would be much easier for you.

>> No.56038503

>NVDA oversold on daily weekly and monthly charts
Congrats fags, you put it on sale in record time!

>> No.56038510

>>56038498
Screencapped so I can laugh in your face after the next leg up lmfao

>> No.56038511
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56038511

>spy -.86%
>nasdaq -1.22%
>djia -.56%
>nvda -3.67%
>csco -.24%
gg don’t address me again unless you’re an oilchad

>> No.56038512

>>56038503
this nigga thinks technicals is going to save him from fear lmao

>> No.56038514

STOP BUYING,I NEED IT LOWER

>> No.56038517

>>56038510
Cool - I'm not screencapping any of your posts, because you're legitimately a retard with 90IQ maximum. I wouldn't screenshot the ramblings of a retard as there is no point in doing so.
Good luck - you will need it

>> No.56038518

it can't keep going down in a straight line like this

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56038520

>>56038514
You're trying to buy?

>> No.56038523

>>56038503
>oversold without a MACD cross or being below the 20-day moving average

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>>56038518
I'll take that bet.

>> No.56038528

>>56038517
What's your ytd? If it's below +100% don't even bother replying

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56038535

>>56038480
>>56038480
>>56038444

i've been "short" since 8/31. You just gotta know how to play the game

>> No.56038536

>>56037755
The towers were not 33 years old. Easy to verify.
Dumb schizo

>> No.56038538

>>56038498
>Genuinely, if you killed yourself, the world would be much easier for you

no need to get this vile. Also, I was close to calling you schizo now. The way your post looks without reading it. But the content is right, so I couldn't.

>> No.56038548

>>56038528
I can assure you that my YTD $ gains are quite literally larger than your entire portfolio (and net worth probably) put together.
You're retarded.
Again, please - educate yourself - learn how to look at this website, learn how to interpret that data that they publish on this website
It will help you be less retarded, genuinely - just trying to help you
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

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>>56038332
>unsustainable debt levels, auto, student, credit, personal, mortgage
>extreme housing bubble, all time high 30%+ income on housing
>consumer is broke, no savings by October
>inflation is spiking higher, no more base effects
>interest rates higher for longer; more zombie company failures, lower growth, more bank failures if 10yr approaches 4.5%
>complete collapse in global trade, each month countries report doing 10% less exports from the previous month
>China recession
>EU recession
>dollar rising
>earnings collapse for 3 consecutive quarters
>1.73 standard deviations wilshire 5k ratio; 50% more bubble than dotcom peak
>**20x forward multiple** on S&P500 earnings (this is very expensive, going into a recession)
>earnings margin collapse, profit margin collapse market wide three consecutive quarters
>only in nominal terms are things "rosy"
>spiking delinquencies / defaults on all forms of credit
>new housing construction falling during strong summer months, in spite of strong demand
>more corporate bankruptcies this year than any other previous by this time of year
>yield curve inversion + uninversion in future
>130% debt to GDP
>$1 trillion in debt service
>other nations dropping dollars for trade, petrodollar is kill
>PMI / ISM collapse
>new orders / backlog of orders collapse
>commodity prices rising sharply (inflationary)
>consumer is kill, and will be even more kill in the Autumn
>crowding out effect from Janet Yellen issuance backlog
>Japan ending / lifting YCC, carry trade unwind
>ECB more dovish = dollar rise
>yields rising
>all time high paycheck to paycheck before student loan repayment resumes
>underwater autoloans
>collapsing commercial real estate value 60%+ value haircuts
>deposit outflows, commercial real estate collapse, inverted yield curve crushing banks - solvency banking crisis looms
>EU PMI collapse
>Fed liquidity vs S&P500 divergence
>US credit downgrade
>smart money vs dumb money divergence
>US regional bank downgrades

>> No.56038562

>>56038538
If someone is being as retarded as rsaJ6BIT, they deserve every bit of hostility they get
Go look through his posts in this thread
Genuine retard

>> No.56038568
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56038568

dxy 105 btw

>> No.56038569

Should I play C3 earnings?

>> No.56038571

>>56038548
Man you type like a fucking fag. You guys are all the same with your haughty doomer bullshit. Over and over again you call for the end of the world and it doesn't happen, and you very clearly get more and more frustrated. Then you come here to vent your retarded frustrations every time there's a red day lol.

>> No.56038588

>>56038571
>Then you come here to vent your retarded frustrations every time there's a red day
Lmao. It is literally you in this thread, who is venting their retard frustrations over and over
see
>>56037977
>>56038149
>>56038332
>>56038393
>>56038411
>>56038503
"UGHH!!! THE MARKET IS SELLING OFF FOR NO REASON!!! UGH I'M SO MAD!!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! IT'S ALL RIGGED!!!"
Lmaoooo. You're such a faggot, 'venting your retard frustrations'

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>>56038568
DXY chads are gonna fucking make it

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>>56038608
I did try to warn them.

>> No.56038618

>>56038503
It's the NVDA fag!

>>56038552
There's the schizo fag I intentionally thought would post

>> No.56038641

>>56038416
The writer of that book was the blm woketard of his time. All the white people in the stories are retarded and only the wise old black man knows the truth. The fact that its now considered racist is hilarious.

>> No.56038642

>>56038568
MSFT spent a billion dollars on this game btw

>> No.56038649

>>56038503
Jesus. I know you're retarded from all your other posts ITT, but come on man. By what metric is NVDA oversold on the daily, weekly monthly
Daily, still within keltner channel (not even below the 20 EMA let alone the lower average true range) 53.52 daily RSI
Weekly still way above upper average true range keltner channel, 69.26 weekly RSI
Monthly: EXTREMELY above upper average true range keltner channel, 73.56 RSI
>OMG NVDA IS SO OVERSOLD!! ON THE DAILY WEEKLY AND MONTHLY!!
WAHHH IT'S SOOO OVERSOLD!!! I'M RETARDED AND DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT OVERSOLD MEANS!!!!1111ONE
God. You're so fucking dumb it's unreal.

>> No.56038652

>>56038571
>and you very clearly get more and more frustrated. Then you come here to vent your retarded frustrations every time there's a red day lol

Lol you are almost always on the verge of crying when they sell NVDA.

>> No.56038659

>>56038503
NVDA has been insanely overbought retard.

>> No.56038665

>>56038588
Except today it quite literally is selling off for no reason. But you retards want to point at a growing laundry list of boomer-doomer-tier fud that has been utterly wrong for years and claim that the global economy is ON THE EDGE OF COLLAPSE. It's just alarmist bullshit, every time. The thing you always fail to take into account is the fact that policymakers rewrite the rules overnight to prove you wrong, EVERY time. You're the ones betting against the clear trend, I'm not the one who needs luck lmao

>> No.56038677

In the face of overwhelming evidence this is the best you can come up with.

>> No.56038680

>>56038665
>clear trend
We know that markets almost always go up
Doesn't mean we can't short it when we expect it for several reasons to dump

>> No.56038683

>>56038665
its amazing how you can hear the world screaming out how much monetary pain there is and still type this bullshit confidently.

>> No.56038691
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56038691

Guys my lil SENS be doin a lil sum sum

>> No.56038699

>>56038683
Lmfao the US is the only economic entity that matters. The value of the dollar is "fuck you" and everyone else is more than willing to go along with it.

>>56038680
Shorting is a self fulfilling prophecy that literally always ends up wrong except for the few people who manage to time it perfectly

>> No.56038701

>>56037877
>donating the yen to fox girl shrine maidens.
Aren't chinese fox girls the one that try and eat your liver as opposed to being your wife?

>> No.56038704

>>56038665
>Except today it quite literally is selling off for no reason
No, it's not. You're just retarded, and refuse to look at the data being presented to you. I already linked you the exact reason / catalyst, you just refuse to listen (and probably are illiterate)
>>56038365
>>56038365
>>56038365
Just read the fucking article dipshit
>that has been utterly wrong for years
Yeah, that's why we crashed in 2022. On nothing. On no news.
>the global economy is ON THE EDGE OF COLLAPSE
it unironically is. Go look at China data. Go look at EU data. Go look at import/export data from every country in the world. It literally already has collapsed. Countries are reporting every month that they are doing 10% less exports from the previous month. The global economy has literally, already collapsed. The market is looking past this, arguing "it can't get worse, we should buy the bottom during this recession, as it can only get better from here" --- at least argue from this viewpoint, and your stance would have ***some**** merit. Trying to argue that the economy / global economy isn't weak, you're retarded and wrong --- the real bull argument is "The economy is so shit, that you should buy now, because in the future it won't be shit"
>policymakers rewrite the rules overnight
If you inflate a bubble for 15 years (since 2008 we have been inflating) you cannot fix the systemic issues with a bail out or rewriting the law. It is why in 2008, even with the largest bail outs in history (think the AIG bail outs) we still had an extremely severe recession. The Fed (and gov't) aren't magicians able to wave their wand and fix the economy instantly, magically - and you're incredibly naive (and retarded) to think that they have this power

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>>56038503
Show us your portfolio and at what price you bought NVDA

>> No.56038717

>>56038710
You know he's not going to do that.

>> No.56038718

>>56038699
>Lmfao the US is the only economic entity that matters
yes, but you cannot be this stupid.

>> No.56038730

>>56038717
He definitely bought at $500/ share with his entire life savings lmao

>> No.56038738

We're literally paying for the sins of boomers from 2008 and it's going to be long and painful.

>> No.56038748

>>56038704
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh fuck my man. China? Seriously? Are you one of the fucking idiots that was talking about BRICS last week too? Goddamn dude get fucking real. The bull thesis is "retail bears are utterly retarded and keep trying to short an objectively strong economy while market makers continuously sell them puts". A changing economy isn't a collapsing economy, especially after what the pandemic did to markets. But again - you're inevitably going to be wrong for the hundredth time when some 90s era paradigm you keep suckling is rewritten overnight by the people in charge who want to maintain their control. It will happen, but I don't expect you to admit it.

>> No.56038750

>>56038665
Eat shit faggot, you mocked me for buying puts.
WHOSE THE RETARD NOW

>> No.56038753

>>56038520
I'm shorting,I want more profits to pay my student debt

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>>56034822
>>56035472

>> No.56038763

>>56038710
>>56038717
>>56038730
I bought tons of SOXL under $7 last year when you faggots were saying the exact same doomer bullshit lmao

>> No.56038765

Goddamn when is Disney gonna bottom out.

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Sold *some* BOIL and UNG at very small losses in order to prepare for DEEPER DROOPS as we head into the seasonal transition while keeping a small amount to catch any surprise rips (perhaps tomorrow's storage injection report will cause one). Studying the charts on the Spring to Summer transition gives me the expectation of a potential overall DROOP tendency spanning perhaps 2 months, but we're still in September with some potential smaller HEAT boost microrips.

>> No.56038773

>>56038748
Bro you forgot to read after less than ten words and then typed out whatever that response was supposed to be.

>> No.56038775

>>56036859
I dont get this meme
What futures

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i shorted SPY friday pfffftehehehhehe

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about to turn green while the indexes are sharting blood.
Routers.

>> No.56038789

I love bears and God.

>> No.56038797

>>56038789
BLESSED
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>> No.56038802

>>56038748
>the second largest economy in the world by GDP at $17.7 trillion (third largest, Japan, at $4.9 trillion) has no impact on the global economy
>the second largest economy in the world, the largest importer of raw materials in the world, will have no impact on the global economy
>the second largest economy in the world, with 30% youth unemployment, will have no impact on the global economy
>the second largest economy in the world, the largest exporter in the world, will have no impact on the global economy
>the second largest economy in the world, the second largest investor in international bonds, stocks, and housing will have no impact on the global economy
China doesn't matter!!!!!111one
You're retarded.
>A changing economy isn't a collapsing economy,
Lol. 30% youth unemployment is a collapsing economy. PMI data below 50 for more than a year, that's a collapsing economy. Imports/exports falling 10% every single month, month over month, that's a collapsing economy. US tax receipts falling by more than 20%, that's a collapsing economy. Jobs data being revised down by hundreds and hundreds of thousands during hot hospitality summer months, that's a collapsing economy.

>> No.56038812

Everyone point and laugh at the faggots who unironically believe statistics coming out of China lmao jesus fucking christ

>> No.56038813

NVDA Computer is doing that thing again.

>> No.56038814

oh god the brics shitters are here

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>>56038802
two more landings

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Amc completely fucked retail investers.

>> No.56038831

>>56038812
Lmaooo!
Yeah, the Chinese are DEFINITELY lying about their youth unemployment data!
That's why they refused to continue to publish it, because they were lying about it, and didn't want to keep lying anymore.
That's why.
You're so fucking out of the loop, uneducated, it's unreal
No fucking shit China lies about their economic data - but they LIE to say things are BETTER than they actually are
They don't lie to say that youth unemployment is higher than it is!! Lmaooo.
>ATTENTION: YOUTH UNEMPLOYMENT IS 20%
>hahaha! We tricked them! Youth unemployment is actually 5%! We are geniuses for tricking them!!
You're so fucking dumb. Jesus.

>> No.56038836

>>56038816
Hahahaha man I can't wait to see the cope they come up with for that

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>>56038830
no refunds

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OIL

>> No.56038860

>>56038831
Yeah China would never publish statistics in an attempt to influence global markets. Lmao do you actually believe the bullshit you say?

Also newsflash boomer - the more the world embraces big tech the less people will have to work all those jobs. I know, I know, it's crazy!

>> No.56038870

>>56038816
I'm so tired of this meme, it's exhausting
>durr people were wrong about China, here are cherrypicked examples of people being wrong!!
people make predictions about every single country in the world! lmao
there are a million predictions out there!
>here, let me cherry pick 10, and this proves that China is strong and resilient! they were wrong then, so they must be wrong now!
>WAOOOWW!! SOMEONE WROTE AN ARTICLE FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES IN 2003 SAYING CHINA IS IN A BANKING CRISIS!!!!
>CHINA DIDN'T COLLAPSE AFTER THE BANKING CRISIS IN 2003, THEREFORE THEY WERE WRONG!!!!!
Better not look at China economic weakness!! Since China isn't exploding into a fireball of death with total economic collapse and every single citizen dead, it doesn't matter!! Only TOTAL collapse matters and has an impact on the global economy and international markets!!
Huge recession? Doesn't matter! A huge recession, huge systemic issues, huge systemic risk, doesn't matter, since it's not TOTAL ECONOMIC DEATH. A hard Chinese recession will have ZERO impact on the global economy, since China didn't completely collapse!
Only if China completely collapses does it matter!!
Property crisis?? Doesn't matter, will have zero impact!
30% youth unemployment? Doesn't matter! It's not 100% youth unemployment! 30% is nothing!
Banking crisis / bond collapse crisis? Doesn't matter! Until every single bond collapses in China, then it matters suddenly!
I'm so fucking sick of you China apologist shill fags, it's unreal

>> No.56038871

>>56038860
>Yeah China would never publish statistics in an attempt to influence global markets.
NEVELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!1!!111!!1!!!11!!

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>>56038814
>oh god the brics shitters are here

>> No.56038880

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA jfc

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>>56038870

>> No.56038887

>>56038860
God. You're so fucking retarded.
Yes, China manipulates and lies about data, that's what I just said
>>56038831
No fucking shit China lies about their economic data - but they LIE to say things are BETTER than they actually are
They don't lie to say that youth unemployment is higher than it is!! Lmaooo.
[direct fucking quote]
NO FUCKING SHIT CHINA LIES ABOUT THEIR ECONOMIC DATA
BUT CHINA DOESN'T LIE TO SAY THINGS ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE
THEY LIE TO SAY THINGS ARE AWESOME, EVERYTHING IS FINE
If you unironically believe that China was lying about 20% youth unemployment, was lying saying it was so bad, and then decided to stop publishing the data altogether, and that youth unemployment was actually much better than they published, genuinely, you're the most retarded person that has ever step foot in /smg/

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>>56038846
Based

>> No.56038899

is that... a le soijak? that's it i'm rootin for putin now

>> No.56038900

>>56038883
You are a paid Chinese shill, and you're a faggot.
Fuck Xi Jinping, and fuck you.
>imagine unironically defending China
L m a o

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Lmao, glowniggers are desperate. This shit is crashing to zero. Enjoy getting thrown in gitmo for usurping Trump and then crashing the economy lol.

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Baking...

>> No.56038914

He's becoming unhinged lmfao they're all the same

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Baking!

>> No.56038922

Baking.

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>he's baking

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>>56038900

>> No.56038938

>>56038934
>>56038934

>> No.56039019

>>56038914
>he says as he posts nothing but delusional mumu retarded shit with no evidence to back up his claims