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5603084 No.5603084 [Reply] [Original]

Sell me this gun.

>> No.5603101

>>5603084
you can shoot people with it

>> No.5603106

>>5603084
I legally can't.

>> No.5603113

it will put an end to the pink wojaks during corrections

>> No.5603142
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5603142

This gun bends reality.

>> No.5603146

>>5603084
I to believe it would be illegal to sell you your own gun back to you. Nice try though, ATF.

>> No.5603147

Buy this gun or I'll shoot you with it.

>> No.5603156
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5603156

YOU BETTER BUY THIS GUN OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!

>> No.5603168

>>5603084
can't, I don't have a FFL

>> No.5603174

You invested in ICX, the samsung of crypto, at 50k sats but then the shit tanked and you didn't wanna sell at 46k because you thought it would pump, didn't sell at 40k because you thought it would recover, and you're not selling now because fuck, you don't wanna be the virgin, do you?

>> No.5603206

could you shoot me real quick?

>> No.5603208

You'll need that to kill yourself anon

>> No.5603226

>>5603084
KYS.

You'll need this.

>> No.5603230
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5603230

>>5603174
If I find the niggerjeet that was shilling this coin as the SAMSUNG OF CRYPTO I swear 2 god I'll fucking murk him that's on my gang

>> No.5603233

>>5603084
Kills niggers

>> No.5603323 [DELETED] 

bitcoin pump and dump group
https://discord.gg/Yx8gxCH
you've probably seen this already but let this be the push over the edge that makes you join. You will be regretting not taking this opportunity.
:) :)

>> No.5603337

>>5603084
are you getting JUSTED?
life getting unbearable ?
want to kys but don't know how?

have no fret
use this magnum

>> No.5603345

>>5603084
This Gun is engineered and manufactured in (by whites) Germany, is made from high quality German alloys, using cold-forging techniques to preserve its structural integrity.

Using a classic revolver design, this gun will not jam or fail even when jammed with debris and crud.

Comes fashioned with a sweat-resistant diamond studded grip, Impossible to drop during high intensity situations.

Polished chrome finish, hair trigger, dead-straight accuracy are some of the defining qualities of this marvel.

Buy 1 get 1 free, Sale ends sunday.

>> No.5603446

>>5603345
bretty gud/10 but you forgot the limited supply meme

>> No.5604241

>2031
>You are huddled in a street corner, in a city devastated by the war between the Central Banks and the forces of crypto. You are one of the few remaining from the /biz/ brigades
>You are anxiously waiting for one of the world's few remaining decentralized nodes to finally confirm one of your transactions
>You hear the roar of a drone engine
>Searchlight shines down on you
>Big blue fidget spinner drone hovering above you
>Your general area is covered in a hailstorm of bullets. The drone is also using XRP tokens to save 60% on ammunition

Now if you had a gun, you could shoot back at the drone's weak spot.

>> No.5604365

it’s the most advanced faggot cleaner on the market. you just point it at yourself and pull the trigger

>> No.5604408

If you let John McAfee point it at you, you can shit in his mouth.

>> No.5604425

>>5603084
Well you need the gun to kys when you finally realize you've been bagholding 50k LINK at a loss for months.

>> No.5604436
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5604436

>>5603084
Hey kid, want to buy a gun?

>> No.5604445
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5604445

>>5603084
just check your portfolio

>> No.5604464

>>5604241
>The drone is also using XRP tokens to save 60% on ammunition

lmfao this is glorious

>> No.5604466

>>5603230
That was the creator himself who said that

>> No.5604798

>>5603084
This gun support smart-contracts

>> No.5604809

>>5603084
No you're not American.

>> No.5604949

Solid dev team. Partnership with the American military getting anounced today. Solves your oracle problem real good

>> No.5605241

>>5603084
>punisher: why don't you do me a favor and shoot that nigger
>soyboy: i can't i don't have a gun
>punisher: exactly, supply and demand my friend

>> No.5605434
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5605434

this revolver here is a decentralized magnum blockchain .357, only 1 eth for the revolver, you can breed it with machine guns and glocks and make exclusive new glockchains.

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5605658

>>5603084
KILL ME BEFORE I KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.5605686

>>5603084
do you really want to go 100x long on verge without this ?

>> No.5605789
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5605789

>>5605434
Couldn't blockchain be used to keep track of firearm transactions

>> No.5605856

This gun will keep niggers away from your daughter.

>> No.5605897

>>5603142
What the fuck.

>> No.5605914

>>5603084
Do you need a gun?

>> No.5606402

>>5603101
sold

>> No.5606530

>>5603084
>Someone breaks into your house
>YOU DON'T BUY MY GUN

HOW DO YOU SHOOT THEM?

>> No.5606558

Are you going to Russia?
Good, you are gonna need this.

>> No.5606585

It says blockchain on it

>> No.5606610
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5606610

alluhackbar

>> No.5606614
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5606614

>>5603084
is this the LINK support group?

>> No.5606805

>>5603233
gun solves oracal problem,

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5607277

>>5603084
It killed JFK.

>> No.5607702

>>5603084

When LINK crumbles you'll need it to make your way through the hoards to find an acceptable spot on the designated street.

>> No.5607788
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5607788

>>5603084
Buy this gun before I pull the trigger if you want to live

>> No.5607803

You bought chainlink at ath didn't You.... do the world a favor.

>> No.5607877

>>5603084
You're literally retarded if you don't buy this gun. I've been trading gun charts for years and it's currently forming a textbook reverse vomiting camel pattern. Gun whales are accumulating right now, and as soon as they lift the sell walls no-guns will be literally killing themselves (just without guns).

>> No.5607991

*starts mugging op*

>> No.5608016
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>>5603142
That's some next level shit, that can be achieved only by eating shit and doing shitload of psychedelics.

>> No.5608024
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5608024

*loads weapon and points it at you* Give me yo mothafuckin wallet now tough guy and I'll take the pin to your debit card as well homeboy.

>Take all your money
>Shoot you in the head and set fire to your corpse
>Have sex with your wife and daughter
>Poison those fucking birds because they keep chirping and waking me up in the morning
>Put on backpack that has my mom's hair in it and go hitchhiking
>My dog is a ghost
>???????
>Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>> No.5608106

>>5603084
You bought btc at $20k

>> No.5608848

>>5603084
This is the gun that killed John F. Kennedy.

>> No.5609044
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5609044

>>5603084
Buy this gun now or I'll fucking shoot you with it