/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56029030]

lazy edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.56029047]

You niggers aren’t prepared for this

[Anonymous No.56029048]

i am extremely bullish on the nigerian stock exchange

[Anonymous No.56029055]

the big picture is gdp=energy

[Anonymous No.56029056]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.56029058]

My favorite dollar index USDOLLAR

[Anonymous No.56029059]

huh - what news broke at 8:30am to move bonds across the curve as it did?
maybe Waller comments?
https://www.forexlive.com/centralbank/feds-waller-i-would-say-the-risks-to-doing-to-much-and-too-little-are-balanced-20230905/
>The data last week clearly showed the jobs market is starting to soften
Unemployment is about where it was a year ago so change isn't that big
>Recessions are often caused by shocks that come out of nowhere but the data so far is pretty good (for a soft landing)
I want to be very careful to say that 'we've done the job'
I want to see 'a couple months' of data
>I would say the risks to doing to much and too little are balanced
I don't think one more hike would send the economy into a recession
>Data will drive whether the Fed hikes again
Recent data will allow the Fed to proceed carefully
>We're starting to see the economy slow down
Treasury yields are about where the should be
>The US economy is 'about 80% closed' so impacts from abroad will be smaller than for others
We've been keeping a very close eye on commercial real estate, will continue to roll over during the next 2 years or so
>We're not sure about what prices CRE will be trading at in two years
The 'carefully' line to me is now a code word to say that they're on the sidelines with a hawkish bias.
[Waller is a hawk though and if he isn't pushing for another hike, who is? The US dollar and Treasury yields came down on his comments.]

Yeah I guess it was Waller that made bonds catch a bid

[Anonymous No.56029063]

>>56029058
and the DXY. Both at key levels

[Anonymous No.56029064]

Is that bioshit TTOO going to run again
Going to be pissed if so

[Anonymous No.56029067]

>>56029024
I usually do 4 weeks to 2 months DTE.

Thanks I will check out his channel

[Anonymous No.56029071]

>>56029030
Nijika my beloved.

[Anonymous No.56029074]

>>56029047
Explain that to me as if I am retarded? Is that inverse h&s?

[Anonymous No.56029092]

BOIL in the 56s, remember to tread lightly and always keep dry powder for further droopin'.

[Anonymous No.56029105]

>futures

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56029106]

Hows it going folks. You ready for the September Rally?

[Anonymous No.56029107]

Any baltimore REITs? I'm thinking it bottomed by now, I can't imagine buying san francisco REITs when they are near ATH.

[Snip-Sama No.56029110]

My NVDA puts will print.

[Anonymous No.56029111]

all of my long term positions are green as of today premarket.

[Anonymous No.56029114]

>>56029111
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.56029118]

>>56029048
Yes I concur the upcoming rise in interest rates and the strengthening in the United States Dollar against the Nigerian Naira will leave much of the Nigerian stocks listed on the Nigerian Stock Exchange at favorable valuations. I'd be much obliged for these circumstances when they occur and will be swapping all my United States Dollar for Nigerian Naira on the foreign exchange market and purchasing stocks on the Nigerian Stock Exchange for kobo on the Naira.

[Anonymous No.56029120]

I HATE THE STOCK MARKET! PIECE OF SHIT ALWAYS MOVES AGAINST ME!

[Anonymous No.56029127]

So will treasury yields ever matter again? At the beginning of the tightening cycle people thought that a 1% FFR would crash the economy. Now everyone believes that 5.5% FFR doesn't hurt the economy at all and is actually stimulating the economy

[Anonymous No.56029132]

>>56029127
>Now everyone believes that 5.5% FFR doesn't hurt the economy at all and is actually stimulating the economy
Which means it will crash the economy.

[Anonymous No.56029136]

>>56029047
God damn it’s up at 14.6 this morning, that’s insane. We won’t be dumping again though I assume

[Anonymous No.56029137]

>>56029114
How old are you Anon?

[Anonymous No.56029145]

>>56029107
be careful with this, shitholes can stick to the bottom for a long time. You really need to see improvement and have some confirmation of a rebound.

[Anonymous No.56029147]

>>56029030
predict what'll happen in the market today

[Anonymous No.56029148]

>>56029132
I just can't believe how the stock market keeps grinding higher along with the dollar and yields. And now oil is skyrocketing which adds in another negative factor

[Anonymous No.56029153]

>>56029147
We’re pumping to the moon. Boboids fell for the September meme.

[Anonymous No.56029159]

>>56029127
the point is that there will be a recession but it will be tame if it happens in early 2024, so nobody gives a shit

[Anonymous No.56029165]

>>56029127
takes time to ripple through the system, you need to realize that as each day passes, more and more companies (and individuals) are forced to refinance their debt obligations at sky-high interest rates, in some cases their payments could go up 4x plus
each day that passes, another "zombie" dies
and eventually, enough zombies die that the rot makes everyone else sick

[Anonymous No.56029167]

>>56029159
>if it happens in early 2024
as opposed to now i meant

[Anonymous No.56029172]

>>56029137
greetings newfag

[putsRnotDaWae No.56029173]

>>56029153
That meme doesn't apply when August has a big dump, the bobos are unaware.

[Anonymous No.56029175]

OIL

[Anonymous No.56029177]

>>56029159
How could the recession be tame if there's no way out? Every past recession ends because the Fed starts stimulating the economy. This time half the market is calling for "no landing" and the other half think a mild quick recession. How will it be mild and quick if treasury yields and DXY keep rising all throughout the recession?

[Anonymous No.56029179]

APPLE PUTS WILL PRINT

[Anonymous No.56029183]

>>56029148
Give it some time it will start affecting the banking sector and consumers even more then earnings yields on equities will drop and the markets will sharply correct.

[Anonymous No.56029222]

>>56029148
Its almost as if markets have not been grounded in reality for about a decade now. Weird.

[Anonymous No.56029227]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.56029231]

What the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.56029234]

*tap* *tap* *tap* kindly open the market sirs

[Anonymous No.56029238]

>NVIDIA
It's joever.

[Anonymous No.56029239]

>>56029030
Good morning, Wall Street!

[Anonymous No.56029241]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.56029245]

>>56029074
>>56029136
>>56029047
SEPTEMBER DUMP
LAST BLUE MOON FOR 14 YEARS
DXY MOONING
CONGRESS SHUTDOWN IN 3 WEEKS
YOUR MOM EVICTING YOU
SAUDIS CUTTING OIL PRODUCTION TO FUCK AMERICA IN THE PUSSY AND ASS
BIDEN DUMPING MORE OF THE SPR TO FUCK WITH OIL BULLS ANYWAY
DOUBLE TOP ON LITERALLY EVERY CHART

IT'S ALL GOING CUHRAZY

[Anonymous No.56029248]

>>56029222
>have not been grounded in reality for about a decade now
The past decade was pretty simple: Fed stimulates, number go up. It made sense
Now yields are rising like crazy everyday and DXY is coming back alive. And stocks absolutely love it and keep going higher

[Anonymous No.56029253]

Holy shit oil bros

[Anonymous No.56029268]

>>56029253
Holy fuck I was about to short the hell out of it.

[Anonymous No.56029270]

>>56029245
Actually, yes. Unironically the signs are all there for an esoteric giga-dump today.

[Anonymous No.56029274]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc

[Anonymous No.56029278]

Just slurped a lil UNG

[Anonymous No.56029281]

>>56029270
by seasonality, it's end of september

[Anonymous No.56029289]

>>56029268
Oil will probably sell off back to 86.5 by the end of the day. I think because of the cuts it'll be a better investment this autumn, but they did the same thing last year too and it still dumped with the market. It dump in august too. No reason to think oil above 80 is a good investment in the short term. The mid term, however.

>>56029270
We had that like 2 weeks ago, I'm looking more at a steady selloff over the next 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.56029291]

>>56029227
BASED

[Anonymous No.56029303]

>>56029227
love me opening anon. simple as

[Anonymous No.56029317]

*knock knock*
Mumu! Welfare check!
You've been real quiet all of a sudden.

[Anonymous No.56029321]

I have so many puts I don't even know if im going to end the day with a 10k or 40k portfolio

[Anonymous No.56029323]

i boughted more. hope i dont get rekkerinod

[Anonymous No.56029333]

>>56029253
dude, look at XOM computer

[Anonymous No.56029334]

LOWER!

[Anonymous No.56029342]

>>56029227
Right on the money
But it’s over
Look at all that red

[Anonymous No.56029347]

Is Uranium computer moving solely based on oil pricing?

[Anonymous No.56029354]

>>56029175
Yep, my son's XOM is kicking ass.

[Anonymous No.56029361]

>VVIX +6%
as we all know due to 0dte VIX is worthless.. watch the VVIX
>inb4 paid disinfo shill "muh hedging soichud meme"

[Anonymous No.56029366]

>>56029289
Yeah you're right. At least my BP stocks are bullish.

[Anonymous No.56029369]

>>56029274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WPbqYoz9HA

[Anonymous No.56029370]

>TLT below 94
whew lad

[Anonymous No.56029375]

>>56029369
green to red...

[Anonymous No.56029382]

>>56029278
BASED enough to count!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56029386]

Man, this is so fucked up. Why do we let these people control the media, our financial markets, and our government?

[Anonymous No.56029388]

BILLIONS MUST BE HEEMED

[Anonymous No.56029392]

>>56029375
green to red.

[Anonymous No.56029401]

>>56029370
TLT is dumping even with bad economic data and data showing the labor market is slowing. What's gonna happen when oil gets over $100 and inflation reaccelerates?

[Anonymous No.56029403]

bought SLB and OXY

[Anonymous No.56029404]

anons give me some good objective info and if its good.. ill give you info on my excel results i did earlier today.

ok go.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56029411]

>>56029401
>What's gonna happen when oil gets over $100 and inflation reaccelerates?
demand destruction, lower oil prices, and recession

[Anonymous No.56029413]

>>56029404
buy energy, buy precious metals, short tech

[Anonymous No.56029416]

XPeng about to drop dead by the end of today. Mark my words kids.

[Anonymous No.56029419]

FOUR NINETIES ARE TRADING
FOUR EIGHTIES ARE TRADING
FOUR SEVENTIES ARE EVEN TRADING

[Anonymous No.56029420]

>>56029386
>chooses investments poorly
>blames (((others)))

[Anonymous No.56029425]

>>56029404
PYPL is a decent slurp, although I'd wait for it to crab lower. Good time seasonally for cattle spreads (long live cattle, short feeder cattle).

[Anonymous No.56029431]

10y yields powering above last week's highs

[Anonymous No.56029433]

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

[Anonymous No.56029434]

>>56029425
do not listen to this man (female)

[Anonymous No.56029438]

>>56029411
>demand destruction
From where? People are still chasing houses at crazy prices and 7% mortgages, nothing can slow down the American consumer. They'll go into 50k of credit card debt if necessary to keep consuming

[Anonymous No.56029440]

Current market mood:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFckpH130QE

[Anonymous No.56029442]

S T A G F L A T I O N market
>pic related

[Anonymous No.56029447]

OUTTA MY WAY AMAZON FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.56029451]

[Anonymous No.56029453]

20y is going to 10%, oil to $300, and SPX to 0

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56029454]

>>56029438
yeah because that's totally sustainable

[Anonymous No.56029456]

FACTORY ORDERS BIIIIIG MISS

[Anonymous No.56029460]

>>56029440
I've never seen the complexities and mechanations of the market summed up so well in 6 seconds of video.

[Anonymous No.56029463]

Uh VIXbros I'm afraid mission October VIX Zero is cancelled...

[Anonymous No.56029464]

>>56029454
So far it has been sustainable. And if it isn't sustainable then the Fed/Government will do some type of silent QE to keep it going. BTFP for example is keeping regional banks alive

[Anonymous No.56029467]

>>56029433
CUZ YOU CAIN'T SNUFF US OUT
AND YOU CAIN'T MAKE US RUN
WE'RE THEM OLE BOYS RAISED ON SHOTGUN
I can buy a put
I can plot a pee poo line
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can survviiiiiiveeeee

[Anonymous No.56029473]

Looks like fxstreet had the wrong factory order consensus, it wasn't that far off. Sorry about that.

[Anonymous No.56029476]

>>56029419
This guy gets it. That opening candle was weird on EVERY individual stock i track. Big red, eaten halfway by opening volume slurp.

[Anonymous No.56029482]

Bears should be really scared right now. Yields are flying everyday and the stock market shrugs it off with a -.20% day. What's gonna happen when yields pull back a bit?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56029485]

>>56029464
Right because printing more money isn't what got us in this mess to begin with...

[Anonymous No.56029492]

>>56029485
Why would they stop printing? Yeah its not the right thing to do, but it's the only thing they know how to do. Yields could double from here and it wouldn't matter because the government will create big stimulus packages at the same time

[Anonymous No.56029493]

Everything I follow is out performing the SP500 today.

And by that I mean, more red

[Anonymous No.56029500]

lmao my yolo IEF 93.5 puts from last week are already ITM. Just took 2 days. When equities finally dump theyre going to fucking crash, jesus christ. Dollar is up like 2% from last week, too

[Anonymous No.56029501]

>>56029438
It’s funny, Euro, Brit, Chinese, and Japanese investors are throwing their money into American treasuries because all of their economies are completely fucked. Americans are getting subsidized by them and keeping us afloat for the moment. That’s why we haven’t seen any sort of crash yet

[Anonymous No.56029503]

I think it's time for long Dow/short Nasd-ack

[Anonymous No.56029517]

>HE DIDN'T IN ON JDST
NGMI

[Anonymous No.56029519]

>>56029501
>It’s funny, Euro, Brit, Chinese, and Japanese investors are throwing their money into American treasuries
Then why are treasury yields running higher everyday for like 6 months?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56029521]

>>56029492
Haven't you seem the government is out of money again, and they are going to do another 2 weeks to slow the curve of this new carona virus because of the high volume of cases along side a government shut down?

[Anonymous No.56029523]

>>56029482

yields and equities always rise together right as a recession begins. Then they decouple and yields down = stocks down and bonds becoming a safe haven again. Same phenomenon observed the last two recessions

[Anonymous No.56029538]

>>56029519
They’re all doing their best to buy them up, but American investors won’t touch them. Americans are focused solely on the stock market and refuse to lay a finger on bonds

[Anonymous No.56029545]

SHORT APPLE

[Anonymous No.56029550]

>>56029545
I haven’t gotten a new phone since mid 2018. Should I get the new apple? What phone does SMG recommend

[Anonymous No.56029561]

>>56029550
I hate big phones so a couple of years ago I got a Samsung Galaxy S10e, which is the smaller version of a flagship from a few years ago. Breddy gud.

[Anonymous No.56029562]

>>56029550
If you're in America, get Apple. If you are anywhere else in the world, get an Android.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56029567]

>>56029521
It's going to be like 2020 all over again, except this time there won't be any PPP loans, and the biggest variable is going to be what role the niggers will play in all of this.

[Anonymous No.56029576]

>>56029550
Got myself a S23 couple weeks ago.
Its fine i guess, just use it to shitpost at work and chat with my family and friends.

[Anonymous No.56029585]

>>56029561
Small hands small penis

[Anonymous No.56029586]

>>56029550
Cant go wrong with samsung, they're tanks.

[Anonymous No.56029587]

here is my info::
consumer durables, process industries and transportation are the best performing sectors recently according to my spreadsheet.

>>56029413
ty
>>56029425
doesnt look like it has even bottomed yet.

[Anonymous No.56029590]

>>56029521
Covid hoax resurgence narrative seems to have already fizzled out. I think they wanted to try it again but realized they need something bigger to get everyone's attention

[Anonymous No.56029607]

pink wojack posting starts TODAY

[Anonymous No.56029610]

>>56029585
No room in pants for big phone

[Anonymous No.56029612]

>*CLACK**CLACK**CLACK**CLACK**CLACK**CLACK*

[Anonymous No.56029618]

>>56029607
I fucking wish, the chart looks like another flaccid 0% day

[Anonymous No.56029621]

at this very moment (see timestamp), INTC is trading at 52 week highs.
you're welcome, /smg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg

[Anonymous No.56029627]

>>56029467
WE SAY GRACE
WE SAY MA'AM (TO ACTUAL FEMALES WITH ACTUAL VAGINAS)
IF YOU AIN'T INTO THAT
YOU A MUTHA FUCKIN' CLAAAAHAHAHAHAHOOWWWN

[Anonymous No.56029628]

>>56029501
Bonds are crashing you fuckign moron

[Anonymous No.56029641]

>>56029621
You have to be mentally ill to look at that face and see nothing wrong.
>INTC at 52-week high
so, prime for shorting?

[Anonymous No.56029643]

>Tom Lee from Fundstrat forecasts positive September
>Says he has clients get angry in meetings because so many of them are bearish
>Says long term visibility for the markets is poor in general

[Anonymous No.56029652]

DUMP IT

DUMP IT

DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.56029658]

>>56029538
Based. When the US needs to default on debt they can just tell europoors, britbongs, ching chongs and japs to go suck a dick.

[Anonymous No.56029662]

>>56029643
Letting people be bearish is the easiest shit ever. Grab those mid term bonds, switch to a low volatility S&P index, and keep some cash on hand.

[Anonymous No.56029663]

>>56029523
This time stocks rise with lower yields and rise with higher yields. Just look at the price action today. Stocks barely down when the 30 year was up 10bps. Now the 30 year pulled back 2bps and stocks are already recovering. 2bps more and stocks are green but treasury yields still up a lot

[Anonymous No.56029667]

>>56029643
>>Says long term visibility for the markets is poor in general
With all the smoke in AI shit and overvalued companies? COLOUR ME SURPRISED.

[Anonymous No.56029669]

UP
+116% since it got funding from Delta. fuck me I knew this shit would take off. im such a cuck some times.

[Anonymous No.56029677]

Is CVNA the easiest short right now?

[Anonymous No.56029682]

Almost nothing can stop this market

[Anonymous No.56029683]

>>56029643
The only things that is more or less visible in the future are AI investment and EV infrastructure.
Everything else is speculative. How much of a moron you have to be to come out and say "everything will be fine in September"

[Anonymous No.56029688]

>>56029643
>all the market indicators are bad
>it has to go up because it has to
Well, if he says so.

[Anonymous No.56029700]

>>56029682
Idk fren how can you not notice how hard it's wobbling right now? It was parabolic for 1 whole year because NVDA, and now it's out of steam.
Only down now.

[Anonymous No.56029709]

>>56029501
>tfw glowies go on /biz/ to convince retards that everything is fine with the american economy
https://www.reuters.com/markets/china-japan-share-us-bond-market-shrinks-record-low-mcgeever-2023-08-23/
America WILL experience a sovereign debt crisis
Boomer rock collectors WILL make it

[Anonymous No.56029715]

I took an extra day off today cause I slept like shit last night, is that bullish?

[Anonymous No.56029723]

>>56029709
>cue sovereign debt crisis
>Fed: "we will buy unlimited treasuries to stabilize the market"
>crisis is over

[Anonymous No.56029725]

>>56029700
It looks ok now, that squeeze was a little too sharp for comfort

[Anonymous No.56029726]

ok so nvda, aside what openai is doing with chatgpt how exactly is A.I making companies money? ive been using the free version of chatgpt since release and got to say its pretty retarded. does the LLM tech have other use cases for backend work or something?

[Anonymous No.56029727]

>>56029677
I'm afraid it might just jump around the price a bit. No big dip expected soon.

[Anonymous No.56029732]

>>56029669
Wheels Up might be one of the biggest boondoggles in the aviation space at the moment. With a $60ish million dollar market cap, you can’t really short them at this point but the entire company is more or less a bunch of planes with blue paint on them that are unconnected. At some point, Delta is going to take them private because Wheels Up was built out of Delta Private Jets.

[Anonymous No.56029743]

>>56029723
>cue hyperinflation
>cue boomer rock collectors making it

[Anonymous No.56029744]

>>56029726
It's less making them money and more reducing operational costs by eliminating copywriters to a degree. You still need someone to direct the machines in a way that's impacted to a companies overall goal.

[Anonymous No.56029745]

>>56029725
It looks like Fed speakers are still making the rounds. Some recent Mester quotes are making news.

[Anonymous No.56029752]

Why isn't Apple dropping!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56029764]

>>56029663

>stocks

you mean tech? IWM is down nearly 2% today and that's with a flat SPY/QQQ. If they start dumping you'll see small caps crash. You say "Stocks" but you really mean the largest 7 mcaps that carry the market. Go look at the different sectors, none of them are making higher highs, they trade correlating to yields. This is also what happens before every dump. Breadth becomes more and more dogshit

[Anonymous No.56029773]

>>56029752
Don't listen to that retarded earlier. It will more likely go up than down.

[Anonymous No.56029774]

>>56029621
reminder of where we've been.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

[Anonymous No.56029775]

love how intel is still up.

[Anonymous No.56029777]

>>56029775
undervalued af

[Anonymous No.56029785]

how the fuck am i supposed to afford a honda cbr1000rr-r fireblade sp when the market's like this?!?!!??

[Anonymous No.56029784]

>>56029725
Kek idk if you're memeing me. But nvda has had it's fun now. It's highly unlikely that it will do another run up. The market comes down now. Recession is already hitting, look at job number revisions. Even the kikes on the mainstream finance news are starting to acknowledge this now.

[Anonymous No.56029788]

>>56029744
so content generation? is that it?

[Anonymous No.56029789]

>cannabis

[Anonymous No.56029795]

>>56029789
>sell

[Anonymous No.56029797]

>>56029775
>>56029777
>>56029774
>>56029621

>BAKA: +1% above 2022 highs
>INTC: -33% below 2022 highs

lol

[Anonymous No.56029798]

BOBO’S IN CHARGE NOW YOU MUMU SHITS, AND WE’RE GOING DOWN ANOTHER % NO CAP

[Anonymous No.56029799]

>>56029662
>>56029667
>>56029688
I’m just relaying what the guy said on a podcast with some of the people that were part of the big short. The moral of his story is that he’s worked in markets for 30 years and markets rarely make sense. He said that people are discounting the liquidity added to the market post-SVB and the debt ceiling deal is more or less Quantitative Easing. His main catalyst for the market to move up will be the market readjusting their outlook on Fed rate hikes or cuts and that something like “pause for longer” should be on more people’s radars.

[Anonymous No.56029810]

>>56029726
>no race of nordic white women with platinum hair on tropical thule

[Anonymous No.56029818]

>>56029799
Sneed
I believe him
The market will crab downwards really slowly for 2 weeks, then congress will reach an agreement and it'll end up where it was on the 1st of september, then in october make a new high for no reason at all.

They have no reason to allow the markets to go into recession, they will keep things crabby to give the impression that bidenomics is working.

[Anonymous No.56029831]

really close to getting stopped. send help

[Anonymous No.56029834]

>>56029789
be sure and take some profits, they will drop soon as the bill gets pushed back - again. made a lot of money on TLRY but it is a trade stock not a good investment

[Anonymous No.56029837]

>>56029784
>Kek idk if you're memeing me
I'm very short the S&P and those 10 points up in under 10 minutes were a little much for me.

[Anonymous No.56029848]

>>56029831
Stopped out of a long? I'll see what help I can send.

[Anonymous No.56029852]

Do I buy puts on the shit and piss 500 or the NasACK.
AI s a meme so the nasdaq is clearly overvalued, but so much speculation on tech makes me uncomfortable with how irrational the whole thing is.
Might just be safer to buy puts on the S&P especially with AirBnb being added to the index

[Anonymous No.56029854]

>>56029848
i got stopped. damn you bobo

[Anonymous No.56029855]

OIL ABOVE 86
>IT'S OVER AND YOU KNOW IT

[Anonymous No.56029857]

Smart money is all in cash

[Anonymous No.56029859]

>>56029788
That's about all I can think about in my vertical at least. My company let go of the copywriters and some of the social media managers because the "strategists" don't have to rely on them to come up with content / captions / emails anymore. Cost reduction in tech. I haven't heard any of my web developer / graphic design friends running into AI related job cuts though.

[Anonymous No.56029865]

>>56029857
holding apples market cap in cash... thats not all in anon

[Anonymous No.56029869]

Imagine the true gains once proper tax deductions get applied

[Anonymous No.56029871]

>>56029743
>cue hyperinflation
Won't happen because the dollar will still be the world reserve currency
>>56029764
>You say "Stocks" but you really mean the largest 7 mcaps that carry the market
Yes, those are all that matter. As long as they keep going up then SPY and QQQ will keep going up

[Anonymous No.56029882]

>>56029048
>>56029118
Based and wise pilled

[Anonymous No.56029897]

Utilities (XLU) about to break below it's October 2022 low

[Anonymous No.56029899]

>>56029882
Mumu Ogon thunderstrike you.

[Anonymous No.56029900]

>Mester: "we will certainly not continue to raise interest rates until inflation has already fallen to 2%. Nor will we wait to lower interest rates until inflation is at 2%."

This bitch is desperataly trying to save the market. Lowering rates when inflation is above 2% will just pump everything up. This when the reading will be at 3% and not 2,3%

[Anonymous No.56029902]

>>56029775
I’m still down 30 percent
Gay

[Anonymous No.56029911]

I hate this market. I can't wait for one more week and get that August CPI

[Anonymous No.56029912]

Why am Russell pamp?

[Anonymous No.56029926]

>>56029643
>Tom Lee from Fundstrat
this guy is always bullish; nothing new here

[Anonymous No.56029931]

at exactly 10:00 am eastern was the bottom of this healthy pullback and we resume our bullrun :) everyone knows september is always good seasonality

[Anonymous No.56029933]

>>56029055
think this is the most bearish chart i have ever seen

[Anonymous No.56029943]

List of cannabis companies

[Anonymous No.56029946]

>>56029943
Ithuf is going to be bought out. Just wait

[Anonymous No.56029982]

>>56029897
where buy ? 60.89 ?

[Anonymous No.56029984]

>>56029107
Balt Md has lots of abandoned buildings and homes. This confuses people who don’t know the whole story. These properties all have liens on them that far exceed the value of any roi you could hope to get. The scholars in charge have made it impossible to do anything to develop these properties. Canceling the liens seems way beyond their comprehension. The only solution is for the city to demolish the buildings which they don’t have the money to do. Stay away from any Baltimore REITs until you know the bulldozers knocking shit down.

[Anonymous No.56029991]

>>56029871
>other countries are going to keep using our monopoly money forever
>despite all the sanctions
>despite financializing our debt
>despite our political deadlock
>despite our crumbling infrastructure
>despite the emergence of viable alternatives
>despite political asset seizure
>despite the garbage real yields
why
>THEY JUST WILL OK

[Anonymous No.56030007]

>>56029991
>viable alternatives

[Anonymous No.56030037]

>>56030007
Based HGWT poster.

[Anonymous No.56030039]

>>56029991
That's assuming the politicians running shit over there give a damn about their country.

[Anonymous No.56030046]

>>56029897
XLU 13 ticks

[Anonymous No.56030048]

>>56029991
>viable alternatives

[Anonymous No.56030054]

A whole trading week of crab. Absolutely insane

[Anonymous No.56030059]

OOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo

[Anonymous No.56030062]

>>56030059

[Anonymous No.56030068]

Get your shit together bobo or everyone is gonna laugh at me.

[Anonymous No.56030075]

>DXY Computer
>Yields... Computer
>SOXL Computer
The market's nose is growing

[Anonymous No.56030077]

>tsla is the only thing propping up the market right now
>now when musk is facing with all of these allegations against the ADL trying to take down twitter
megacaps were a mistake

[Anonymous No.56030082]

News came out about this quote at
10:42-43 am
>>Mester: "we will certainly not continue to raise interest rates until inflation has already fallen to 2%. Nor will we wait to lower interest rates until inflation is at 2%."

Look what happened to the market RIGHT then, Oil as well as stocks. The fuckin Fed is pumping the market with its gay comments.

[Anonymous No.56030084]

hope you bought the dip

[Anonymous No.56030090]

uh TradingViewbros I don't see the yields move

[Anonymous No.56030098]

>>56029172
Well, I am indeed a newfag. When did newfag era start? '08? I didn't get here unil 2010. /K/, then in 2012 moved to /POL/. Been here since precovid. Couldn't understand how the market could keep going up in Feb of' 20, the writing on the wall was crystal clear.

[Anonymous No.56030099]

>everything is down
>except tech
I guess the market is saved!!!

[Anonymous No.56030103]

>>56030098
>/K/
>/POL/

[Anonymous No.56030105]

>>56030090
tnx or 10y1! for 10 year
2yy1! for 2 year

[Anonymous No.56030109]

>>56030090
Because of comments like >>56030082

This is only increasing the cut expectations.
Not holding rates higher til 2% is reached? Or in other words, cutting before 2% is reached?

[Anonymous No.56030115]

>>56030082
>implying they don’t know exactly what they’re doing and having their wife’s cousin swing trade for them

[Anonymous No.56030124]

>>56030082
That was very nice of her, for us folks that are long.
>>56030103
Yeah, Sandy hook and the jannies on /K/ pushed me to /POL/. Really getting devoiced in '17 led me here, to /smg/, the rest of /biz/ is cancer.

[Anonymous No.56030132]

>>56030068
Wonder if he puts coke in the rub

[Anonymous No.56030137]

>>56029775
Meteor lake media tour in malasia packaging plant. Strict embargo until sep19.
Highly bullish insider trading

[Anonymous No.56030139]

>He thought Inflation peaked.
>He thought interest rates peaked.
>He thought there was a viable alternative to the dollar.
>He thought the collapse of the regional banking sector was over.

[Anonymous No.56030141]

>>56030098
New fag era started the day after the anon who calls you a new fag discovered /smg/. Welcome and we all wish you well. The ride never ends.

[Anonymous No.56030147]

>>56029743

> cue real rates become positive and gold price crashes to 1000 USD per troy ounce
> rock collectors lose money

[Anonymous No.56030150]

>>56030115
I'm not implying that
I'm implying they are bitches who are not willing to achieve their set goal.

[Anonymous No.56030153]

Real oldfags remember the OG theta gang. Putting people through college using degenerate gamblers money

[Anonymous No.56030154]

>>56029797
so its a 33% discount

[Anonymous No.56030159]

Imagine OIL pumping into a possible recession with 5% rates and lower job openings etc. LMAO, the economy is fucked for the next few years

[Anonymous No.56030161]

>>56030147
QUICKLY START ANOTHER WORLD WAR

[Anonymous No.56030167]

>>56030153
Naked spy weeklies let's go.

[Anonymous No.56030184]

Rate my Roth IRA basket investments

[Anonymous No.56030192]

....why is it going back down
WHY IS IT GOING BACK DOWN!?!

[Anonymous No.56030198]

Where's the 84$ OIL BARON-ANON, who was hoping for some bullshit happening. I hope you set a stop loss (maybe at least with slight profit) this time before you turn negative again.

[Anonymous No.56030199]

>>56030192
literally no news

[Anonymous No.56030203]

>>56030150
>willing to achieve their set goal
they are though, to acquire power influence and money. you mean they aren’t willing to achieve their publicly stated goal, which is not the same

[Anonymous No.56030204]

>>56030192
Market makers hate /smg/ and want us to go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.56030208]

Why is sugar up so much lately?

[Anonymous No.56030210]

>>56030192
>56030192
Because
OIL
I
L

[Anonymous No.56030211]

>>56030184
Wow all overvalued companies you'll make your money back in 50years.

[Anonymous No.56030215]

>>56030147
BUDDY LOOK AT GDX DAILY CANDLE

[Anonymous No.56030226]

>>56030211
You misunderstand. All of those companies pay me quarterly

[Anonymous No.56030232]

>everyone's going to lunch and wont be at their trading desks
>doomp it

[Anonymous No.56030233]

>>56030192
>WHY IS IT GOING BACK DOWN!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWCSD0UfsG4

[Anonymous No.56030234]

>>56030211
He's thinking LOOOOOONG-term

[Anonymous No.56030235]

>>56030147
>fed prints trillions to bail out US government debt
>tHiS MaKeS ReAl yIeLdS PoSiTiVe
Langley is not sending their best.
Fiatbrains are going to get heemed this decade.
>first they ignore you
>then they laugh at you
>then they fight you
>then they prostitute their wives for a scrap of bread and a mercury dime

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56030255]

>>56030235
lol, why would they prostitute their wives for a scrap of bread and a piece of metal worth 10 cents, when they could just manage an only whores and make a killing?

[putsRnotDaWae No.56030256]

>>56030235
>Every bull is a fed!
Meds, now.

[Anonymous No.56030265]

>>56030235

Trillions lend by the Fed to USG never leave the bond portfolios of the ultra rich. The ultra rich just a share a piece of future tax revenue paid to them as bond coupons which they use to buy even more bonds. They will never taxed either since they lend to USG

[Anonymous No.56030273]

>>56030211
>PE brainlet
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.56030274]

Anus status: [x] Tongued

[Anonymous No.56030285]

>>56030273
P/E is still completely valid, the recent market cope though is that capitalism has functionally extended the life expectancy of investors so much that your average horizon for investment returns is 6 gorillion years

[Anonymous No.56030286]

>>56030208
It's the Nigerian sugar traders.

[Anonymous No.56030289]

>be me
>shitpost about likely USD hyperinflation in SMG
>namefags conflate hyperinflation with stock market bearishness and promote online degeneracy
>2pbtid thinks "Federal" (lie) "Reserve" (lie again) treasury holdings are in billionaire portfolios and untaxed
collecting boomer rocks has never felt so comfy

[Anonymous No.56030292]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFckpH130QE
See ya chump
>farts
>exits market
>refuses to elaborate

Yeah I'm thinking it's over

[Anonymous No.56030302]

>>56030289

[Anonymous No.56030303]

What dividend traps are beating tbills? o looking like 6%

[Anonymous No.56030304]

It's over?

[Anonymous No.56030310]

It's more than over

[Anonymous No.56030313]

>>56030304
Oh it's far from over

[Anonymous No.56030319]

It's over
>inb4 it isn't
It is.

[Anonymous No.56030321]

>>56030226
Yeah they pay you four cents on the dollar per annum. As I said you'll get your money back in a couple of decades.
>>56030273
Yeah keep holding NVDA see what happens.

[Anonymous No.56030322]

>>56030285
>Earnings matter more than operating cash flow
Brainleteer that will never make it. Keep being poor while companies that sit on huge piles of cash with little expenses keep shitting the mouth of your dying legacy industries

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56030325]

Jill Biden has covid-19. ((they)) are going to use this opportunity to force lockdowns and keep the kids home from school. I know I said that September was going to be green, but this changes EVERYTHING. Just fucking sell everything.

[Anonymous No.56030329]

LET'S GO OILERS, LET'S GO
LET'S GO OILERS, LET'S GO

[Anonymous No.56030331]

>>56029047
>muh BRIX
>muh dedullarilation

[Anonymous No.56030332]

>>56030141
>New fag era started the day after the anon who calls you a new fag discovered /smg/
Yep! I've been in here for only a little over a year or so, but I've answered the age question so many times in so many contexts then anyone who doesn't know it at least isn't here very much if not having just discovered it.

[Anonymous No.56030333]

>>56030313
It's only just the beginning
> of the end
Which signals
>the start of it being
over.

[Anonymous No.56030335]

>>56030329

[Anonymous No.56030337]

It’s neither over nor are we back. The perfect crab, permanently high plateau, VIX will be 0

[Anonymous No.56030342]

It's so over ...

[Anonymous No.56030345]

>>56030331
Trillions must die

[Anonymous No.56030351]

It's gonna be like this for like two fucking months.
Crabs won. Everybody go home. Wait to see some real movement in the market before playing with this fire.
Nothing will happen until an fomc meeting, china invades taiwan or russia stops invading anything.
Waste of god damn time.

[Anonymous No.56030352]

Why is boil doing so much worse than the rest of the market.

>>56030337
The market will probably crab back to where it was at open, by close. It will be a long drawn out process of the Nasdaq going down to 13,600. The nasdaq will then reach 16,000 before december.

[Anonymous No.56030355]

>>56030337
We're reaching levels of over never before thought possible

[Anonymous No.56030357]

>>56030332
>then
*that
but here's an Elvis to make it all worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.56030364]

>>56030273
>>56030285
>>56030321
Oh for fuck's sake, nvidia will obviously dump back down after divvies pay out like these companies always do.

[Anonymous No.56030365]

>>56030321
NVIDIA's forward looking PE is in the 50's and it still has inmense growth potential from there. I am not holding it because there are stocks with more potential. Besides you are too stupid to realize that high inflation is bullish for stocks as that PE ratio that you are obsessed about gets diluted with inflation. Stocks are a hedge against inflation and an average PE ratio of 23 takes into account growth from pure inflation as well

[Anonymous No.56030370]

>>56030322
I didn’t say they matter more, I said they were valid. Only a fool would ignore CAPE

[Anonymous No.56030376]

Is
>WE'RE BACK
in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.56030377]

Thinking back to a week ago, when some retard tried to claim KWEB was going to break out past $30.
Is there anything dumber than a momentum trader relying on TA?

[Anonymous No.56030380]

>>56030352
BOIL is natgas supply/demand subject to weather (which is cooling in some areas), production, storage (which was bearish this past Thurs), etc. It is doing *great*, by giving us an opportunity to slurp (carefully, never go too heavy, always keep dry powder for further drooparinos).

[Anonymous No.56030384]

>>56030370
Earnings are a purely accounting number. What gives value to a business is the cash in hand and operating cash flow. Companies like Amazon try on purpose to not have earnings to pay fewer taxes while sitting in an enormous pile of cash

[Anonymous No.56030388]

>>56030365
drink more coolaid. KHC

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56030395]

Here's why I don't like investing in America here. America has just imported 20 million shit skins who will completely fuck up are culture and are national identity and America will continue it's decline, until something is done about the wetbacks and niggers.

[Anonymous No.56030397]

>>56030380
>every other ETF moves logically and consistently
>BOIL just sharts up and down like a wild negro

[Anonymous No.56030398]

wen msci split?

[Anonymous No.56030401]

>>56030351
Cope. CHOP is where the real money is made.
Also it do done look over on dem charts over der.
Let's take a look at Over Computer
>pulls up VIX futures
Oh looks like there was a gap up on the likelihood of it being over, my fellow niggers from the hood.

[Anonymous No.56030413]

>>56030395
White America is in absolute decline. Fewer births than deaths

[Anonymous No.56030419]

>>56030337
>VIX will be 0
is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.56030420]

>>56030397
Just because you fail to educate yourself and grasp the logic doesn't mean it's not there, and most other ETFs are far more illogical actually, being based on nothing more than ponzi gambling participation levels. The fact that BOIL is semi-regularly up and down is what makes it such a great money printer when you learn to work it, to play it as an instrument of sweet financial sounds.

[Anonymous No.56030421]

just over a year left of Bidenomics bros....we can make it

[Anonymous No.56030422]

What's the best way to go long on oil?
I usually buy DIG or GUSH

[Anonymous No.56030424]

>>56030397
There's going to be a ton of snow this winter. Not sure if that will translate to more Natgas use

[putsRnotDaWae No.56030428]

>>56030421
5 years.

[Anonymous No.56030429]

>>56030401
Are you implying black people long the VIX?

[Anonymous No.56030430]

>>56030388
>Microsoft is overvalued despite having strong growth, low debt, huge cash reserves, a stable business and an incredible cash flow because muh PE ratio!
What a dumb faggot. Imagine having this shit opinion for like 10 years while Microsoft has shat your mouth regularly with a supposedly high PE ratio for its entire rally.

[Anonymous No.56030434]

>>56030419
Yes, if all puts go to zero and stay at zero

[Anonymous No.56030439]

>>56030422
UCO/SCO

[Anonymous No.56030441]

i really wanna buy puts on nvidia but I don't even know what I'd buy to avoid getting fucked. Feels like we'll get some kind of correction in the next month with the fed meeting coming up but I'm honestly not sure

[Anonymous No.56030444]

>>56030384
I assume you also believe low velocity and high money supply prints are complementary too

[Anonymous No.56030446]

>>56030430
mexican is such a funny language

[Anonymous No.56030450]

>>56030430
Also don't forget that tech companies overhire programmers on purpose to kill competition. Microsoft could fire 40% of its coding and admin staff and the business could function as usual while bumping magically its productivity and PE ratio. Obsessing over PE ratio while not even bothering on understanding a business is the biggest brainlet take I have ever seen

[Anonymous No.56030455]

>>56030428
This. Im ridin with biden.

[Anonymous No.56030458]

>>56030429
No, actually it would be an amazing play rn
Also, no BOIL Niggers need not reply

[Anonymous No.56030460]

>>56030441
i think that correction will be during november when the americans start buying shit for thanksgiving, christmas and halloween, depending on how much money they spend.

[Anonymous No.56030461]

>>56030446
>mexican
US education

[Anonymous No.56030467]

>>56030460
Well we're reaching some peak levels of personal debt. I wouldn't be surprised if that rug does get pulled by then in the consumer sector. Didn't we see a lot less holiday spending last year than expected?

[Anonymous No.56030468]

>>56030420
BOIL SUCKS

[Anonymous No.56030487]

got my coffee
all pumpkin everything
candles lit
drizzling outside
it's all coming together now where are my september cheapies?

[Anonymous No.56030493]

new >>56030488

[Anonymous No.56030495]

I bought more /DG/ - Dollar General

[Anonymous No.56030505]

>>56030430
Have another one. You know you wanna drink it.

[Anonymous No.56030511]

>>56030467
>we're reaching some peak levels of personal debt

[Anonymous No.56030513]

>>56030395
>wetbacks and niggers
You dont know how lucky you are compared to Europe. Here we have towelheads and niggers. Muslims hate our guts, while latinos are christians, somewhat motivated to work and improve themselves, and will probably improve the culture in the US - better music, better food, better parties.

[Anonymous No.56030519]

>>56030513
Better economy

[Anonymous No.56030525]

>>56030401
>conjecture
Don't care didn't ask.

[Anonymous No.56030533]

>>56030519
Yes, because popluation growth and people willing to work = economic growth.
Hope I now don't get banned because I replied to a deleted post...

[FRESH No.56030535]

>>56030515
>>56030515
>>56030515

[Anonymous No.56030537]

Baking cannabis and uranium

[Anonymous No.56030541]

>>56030401
BASED, you have to speak NIGGER for these NIGGERS to have any chance of translating anything. BOIL is the CHOP KANG.

[Anonymous No.56030587]

>dollar up
>nasdaq up
>s&p down
>vix fut down

ah yes, the legit stonk market

[Anonymous No.56030614]

>>56030587
>stonk
>>>/r/YourFavoriteSubreddit

[Anonymous No.56030642]

>>56030614
gay

[Anonymous No.56030666]

>>56030642
INFINITY

[Anonymous No.56030677]

>>56030666
satan

[Anonymous No.56030717]

>>56030446
jibber jabber... Elvis Presley... jibber jabber... Coca Cola. COKE