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I'm Brazilian from Rio de Janeiro, and these two are my cousins. How can I profit from it?

>> No.56023833

you can shove a rusty knife up your black bunghole, favelafag

>> No.56023852
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>>56023823
Both are great men

>> No.56023881

>>56023823
send me their used panties and I can distribute (sell) them on my network and you can take a cut - maybe 60/40
would want some free samples ofc, but we can work out a deal - DM me here

>> No.56023913

Women are fucking retarded

>> No.56023954

>>56023881
Dm is bugged?

>> No.56023982

>>56023954
no
dm's are encrypted

>> No.56023988
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>>56023823
Meanwhile women in northeastern USA are walking around in sweatpants deepening their voices. Zero sex appeal.

>> No.56024305

>>56023823
Something something if they want greencard they'd need an onlyfans to pay for it. There's fees and what not, Anon.

>> No.56024355

I'm sure if u join hustlers university they'll teach u

>> No.56024368

Kill them

>> No.56024380

they could learn to code

>> No.56024394

>>56024380
code my dick

>> No.56024398

>>56023823
imagine shaking your ass like this
and then saying
>ok now give me money
>I did the ass shaking
>give me the money
hahaha

>> No.56024557

>>56023823
B2B my man. Give them "jobs" selling industrial automation equipment or hydraulics or big machine tools or such. You act as middleman and do all the hard background work and coach them what to say. Sales will be through the roof if you can get them to pretend to care about the customers of any kind of useful business technology at all. They can even slut it up on LinkedIn, just slightly push the boundaries of what is acceptable in a promotional video, say, have them dancing in business suits with cleavage, and you'll have hot sales leads spraying all over them.

>> No.56024575

>>56023823
>1_5165852085123548045.webm
old webm from 2019

>> No.56024614

>>56024575
Did the Op say if the video was current?

>> No.56024754

>>56023823
Rent out their wombs and harvest their organs once they can’t birth anymore.

>> No.56024805

find out what their pussies smell like and report back to us please

>> No.56024832

Onlyfans or twitch streamers, make sure they show some titty as a twitch streamer or just make them vtubers. Make them as pale as possible and teach them asian languages and stream on eastern sites too.

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>>56023823
Become their manager and have them open an only fans account. With their earnings (split 50/50) start investing in x.com tokens and tsla stocks. Enjoy retirement before 30.
You literally did it OP, you have the lotto tickets living with you

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>>56023823
meanwhile this is western 2023 jeans fashion
>what the hell happened?

>> No.56025635

>>56023823
Im a gringo living in Rio let your cousins hit me up so they can suck on this Gringo pau

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>>56023823
back in my day, attractive women like those would dance to a Daft Punk song online. Now we get troons with no sound. #sad

>> No.56026271

I love

>> No.56026696

>>56023988
i'm sorry anon

>> No.56026721

>>56023823
>Nose ring
>Tattoo

Into the trash they go