Chainlink’s Chris Barrett hits new low

[Anonymous No.56023644]

What in the everloving fucking does this have to do with link?

[Anonymous No.56023650]

>>56023644
This is his personal account retard

[Anonymous No.56023651]

>>56023644
Was this posted from Link's official account?

[Anonymous No.56023718]

>>56023650
Right, people follow him for any other reason than link info.

[Anonymous No.56023749]

>>56023650
that's the account he uses 90% for reposting Link buzzwords.

>>56023644
he is so fucking cringe he thinks has a big enough audience to make these "announcements". A whopping 2 people commented.

I won't lie this guy has an amazing setup. Would love to know what they pay him for this "work". His lowest imo was tweeting the word "oracles"... That's him doing "PR" for his company.

[Anonymous No.56023750]

>>56023644
he's such a midwit retard weirdo, it's embarrassing
only still around because he's one of the "original 10"
needs to get adelyn'd asap

[Anonymous No.56023759]

>>56023644
Chris Barrett is a human verucca.

[Anonymous No.56023771]

also, Smashmouth fucking sucked. LMFAO about talking about them as some kind of creative geniuses for yelling HEY NOW YOURE AN ALLSTAR hahhahahahahahah

[Anonymous No.56023789]

>>56023644
Why do people care about the smash mouth guy. Did he have kids he left behind or something? What did he do of merit? Or just another mediocre “talent” who got lucky then hoarded wealth which could have been used to help people?

[Anonymous No.56023858]

>>56023789
Allstar is a 2000's classic anon.

[Anonymous No.56023889]

>>56023749
Yep
I honestly doubt he even wrote that. Seems chat-gpt as fuck.

[Anonymous No.56023898]

>>56023858
It’s a terrible song. Just radio filler garbage. What did he actually contribute that anyone cares about?

[Anonymous No.56023928]

Imagine if he posted a jimmy buffet obituary. You guys can’t properly see how dumb this is because you saw shrek as a child.

[Anonymous No.56024039]

>>56023749
He owns 2% of LINK supply. One of the first employees

[Anonymous No.56024100]

>>56024039
how the fuck did he get in with the team so early seriously? Like what did he bring to the table? Typically your early people are more on the technical side and you can tell this dude doesn't know shit about crypto. He's gotta be someone's family member or something

[Anonymous No.56024213]

>>56023644
What coins did Steve Harwell hold?

[Anonymous No.56024227]

>>56023644
There's more to life than Chainlink, dude. Touch grass ffs

[Anonymous No.56024274]

>>56023771
I genuinely like Astro Lounge

[Anonymous No.56024320]

>>56024227
I just got back from a week long vacation where I didn’t check Twitter or biz at all. I’m literally laying in bed relaxing and looking at my phone.

[Anonymous No.56024376]

>>56023644
Smashmouth are awful. This honestly makes me want to sell my LINK

[Anonymous No.56025144]

>>56024320
>w-well i uh... i just came back from a holiday and m-my first reaction was to give an update on random crypto twitter posts
lol no
you're a low iq faggot who sits on biz day in, day out, posting fud because you thought your real life was going to begin after you discovered link in 2021 and aped in with the expectations of a retarded moonboy
and now you're trying to get a bunch of white people to sell while 50x up because you assume everyone else is actually down on their investments
it's kind of pathetic and you really should just kill yourself, there would be more dignity in it

[Anonymous No.56025152]

>>56023644
What kind of tribute is that? It's like a fucking wikipedia entry. Is this guy actually meming on his death lol?

[Anonymous No.56025172]

>>56023898
>bro I only listened to underground freemasonic tunes fuck da mainstream tunes bro

[Anonymous No.56025221]

>>56023718
People can follow him for whatever reason they want. This is his personal account and it doesn't claim to represent the company. The Chainlink account is professional and not Tweeting anything like this.

[Anonymous No.56025252]

>>56025144
Nope. I was in Acadia National park camping and biking for an entire week.

[Anonymous No.56025306]

>>56025252
>"w-well uh... fuck he called me out"
>"i better try to elaborate on my larp"
>"ummm... i'll say i was camping and biking? what parks are good for that? ive never been in nature before so uh..."
>*does a google search*
>*literally just picks the first result he sees*

[Anonymous No.56025472]

>>56025306
Hahahahahah what a fucking moron
>>56025252
Whats the point of making these threads and lying to people all day?
The board is basically dead at this point, and even when it had more posters it didnt affect the price anyway - so can you tell us which retards actually pay you for your completely redundant "work?"

[Anonymous No.56025502]

>comes back from a week camping and exercise in beautiful mother nature, feeling refreshed, reconnected and whole
>first thing he does is start seething about some private post by some random twitter faggot who works for chainlink or some shit
I'd say you need another week or two out in the woods, bro.

[Anonymous No.56025519]

>>56025306

[Anonymous No.56025533]

>>56025306
holy fuck kek

[Anonymous No.56026003]

>>56025502
I’ve found him annoying for a while now
>>56025306

[Anonymous No.56026037]

>>56026003
>pls b-believe me sirs
you should uh.... *checks google*
visit Glacier National Park next! lmao

[Anonymous No.56026048]

>>56026037
That’s the auto geotagging on my phone
You guys are retarded

[Anonymous No.56026053]

>>56026048
>gets caught out literally lying about going outside and touching grass
>calls other people retarded
yeah just go ahead and kill yourself
there would be more dignity in it
bonus points if you actually do it outside

[Anonymous No.56026054]

>>56026048
the more important question is why you came back from such a nice trip to immediately start seething about some random twitter fag that you have made a conscious choice to pay attention to?
Don't you have that post-nature sense of peace and happiness going on at the moment?

[Anonymous No.56026056]

Lmao this fuddie was on vacation, hahaha sure sure. So funny

[Anonymous No.56026134]

>>56026048
>Disappears for a while and then comes back when someone points out that he's obviously lying despite being pretty active before that
>Muh geotags?
You mean the thing you can fake by literally just going into photo -info and then using -adjust?
If I were you I would just abandon the thread out of embarrassment. You're clearly too stupid to tell a basic lie, let alone gaslight people into selling an investment.

[Anonymous No.56026283]

link holders can't afford to enjoy life, have pity on them and let them have this. just say "oh no, you got me, i give up", like you would to a child when playing tag. it will brighten their day, you'll see

[Anonymous No.56026334]

>"d-don't worry bro, sure you got caught lying about going outside but the people who noticed are actually the losers" - ESL subhuman trying to run damage control

[Anonymous No.56026389]

>>56024376
Yeah the fact he posted this loser over the king Jimmy Buffett is the most bearish thing of his recent charades.

[Anonymous No.56026390]

>>56025306
Kek the ABSOLUTE state of fuddies

[Anonymous No.56026412]

My name is Chris Barrett, and I hate each and every single one of you. As the Head of PR for Chainlink Labs, my job is to destroy Sergey’s image amongst OG token holders to the point that you all sell. Using my Rules for Radicals Communist training, I carefully instruct Sergey to behave in the most destructive ways possible to cause maximum animosity. Do I do it deliberately or am I simply following my idealistic, Marxist programming? It hardly matters when I get the desired outcome of Sergey looking like an out-of-touch fool, and you problematic linkies parting with your tokens. Telling Sergey not to address developer or community concerns about the failed promise of CCIP releasing in 2022, yep, that was my idea, and it worked perfectly. Next I told him the best way to fix the disgruntled sentiment amongst the community was to go on a “community” podcast to talk about memes from 5 years ago. I set Sergey up with our two most public employees, whose jobs are to pose as members of the community, and instructed them to tell people to sell their tokens afterwards. Sergey has spent so much time away from the community he didn’t even question if this was a good idea. Make sure to be on the look out for Sergey’s next public appearance. And don’t forget to sell your tokens when he looks like he doesn’t know what he’s doing. My girlfriend’s bulls don’t cum for free.

[Anonymous No.56026416]

>>56026412
>brown eyes
So glad God gave me green eyes

[Anonymous No.56026427]

>>56026412
Thanks for the honesty Chris

[Anonymous No.56026481]

Hahahahahahahaha look how wound up link cucks are

>noooooooooo you have to wait “x” amount of days after vacation before you post

Why do you fags always try to make board rules? Is it because you have zero control over getting scammed

You have no power
You have no life
YOU pay for Chris Barrett to take shits on your face

[Anonymous No.56026493]

>>56025172
Such a gay ass strawman. There were tons of good bands pre 90s that were all mainstream. So much better than all the absolute shit after then. Smashmouth is fucking beyond awful

[Anonymous No.56026501]

>>56025144
Bro this is strong projection. Dont act like youre not here every day “policing” threads

[Anonymous No.56026555]

>>56025252
Bro let me give you some unsolicited advice. Dont ever explain yourself to someone whos coming at you. If you give these faggot an inch, they pile on hyenas.

Link boyscouts only understand one thing, and that is relentless humiliation. You have to keep coming at them. Why do you think theyre so loyal to big Serg? Because he walks in the room, whips them, lines them up and shits in their mouths. And what do they do…praise him and beg for more.

These are not normal people, they are degenerate cuckolds whos entire lives revolve around a revenge fantasy that never comes. They spend a lot of time alone isolated from society. They have imaginary brown enemies in obscure countries they couldnt even point out on a map. This is bottom of the barrel of society.

Keep that in mind for your future dealings and never under any circumstances explain yourself

[Anonymous No.56026623]

>56026555
>angrily writes a coomer manifesto over several posts white-knighting for a fellow fudsister caught in a lie, while claiming that everyone laughing at their childish deception is "riled up"
>is also very careful about coaching them about not "over explaining" things in future because that's how they get caught out like this
Yeah really subtle stuff as per usual guys. Just sold 100k.

[Anonymous No.56026663]

>>56026623
Who are you replying to?

[Anonymous No.56026955]

>>56025306
Jesus Christ, just when you thought it couldn’t get worse the fuddies have sunken to a new low. Absolutely pathetic.

[Anonymous No.56027041]

>>56025306
>popular national park gets visited by people
>this is fud
The absolute state of linkies

[Anonymous No.56027129]

favorite based king smash mouth tunes bros?
for me its based king underground [black] sun. Based masons have done it again!
https://youtu.be/yXv9Z7DXG1c
*flashes cool masonic diamond meme hand sign*

[. No.56027727]

>>56023644
Sounds like his heart might have resonated a bit too hard.