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imagine rolling up to a work site in one of these

>> No.56023294

Is that homemade?

>> No.56023340

>>56023285
looks like something made out of a russian scrap yard used as a demining vehicle in the fields of Bakhmut.

>> No.56023360

>>56023294
American engineering at its finest.

Burgers should keep writing software and leave car manufacturing to Germany and Japan.

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>>56023340
It looks like a prototype from the Ghana military

>> No.56023383

>>56023285
Perfect example of important small details are in design
They’re basically the same, but one looks sleek and the other shitty. It’s because of the small details

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>>56023377
No,it looks like those ISIS suicide cars

>> No.56023459

>>56023285
>The jobsite is a fashion show
Nobody cares.

>> No.56023482

>Over a million pre orders.

>> No.56023501
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>>56023285
>blocks your path

>> No.56023506

>>56023294
>>56023285
It looks African made.

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>>56023506
>it is

>> No.56023526

Nobody is buying this shit right?

>> No.56023567

>>56023526
$1000 says there will be a "progressive tradesman" trend on social media within a year of this being launched

>> No.56023579

>>56023501
rest in peace killdozer, gone but not forgotten!

>> No.56023756

>>56023526
Over a million pre orders, anon. A million.

>> No.56023769

>>56023756
Yeah, but you can cancel these easy

>> No.56023790

>>56023377
Well Elon is from South Africa so it sort of makes sense.

>> No.56023794

i love how the a post point of failure is immediately above the drivers head. elon doing the lords work. im betting on these things becoming a safety nightmare

>> No.56023837

From a business point of view, it makes more sense to use an internal combustion truck. Yes paying for fuel sucks. But it just gets deducted from my taxable income so who cares. If my Tesla breaks down, I need to somehow get it to a Tesla dealer which is far away. If my Cummins breaks down, there's probably someone on site who knows how to fix it or the part I need is a 1 hour hotshot away. I'd rather that than be not working for a few days while my meme truck gets repaired.
I'm a welder

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>>56023285

>> No.56023868

>>56023285
playstation 1 tier poly count

>> No.56023871

>>56023285
>no laser beams front anf back
>no exaggerated lighting featuring angles and lines
>no black glass spacecraft windows
Yeah its ugly irl

>> No.56023874

>>56023857
bagholder cope

>> No.56023914

>>56023383
The top one has no wing mirrors.
That's just stupid.

>> No.56023921

Incredibly based, making carfags seethe

>> No.56023959

>>56023360
forgot the most important country
Anon, I…

>> No.56023992

>>56023756
those preorders were a $100 deposit.
I think a lot of those will not pay $60k for this

>> No.56024161

stay mad chuds, I've reserved my cybertuck and will watch you seethe in your shitbox toyota while I cruise in my tank

>> No.56025135

>>56023285
jesus christ those things look fucking shit. brutalist architecture for cars. big deal. no thanks

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>>56023285
>Have 300k on TSL
>Already pre paid my cybertruck
>50k on X.COM
>Have t-shirt signed by elon himself
Yeah guys i think im making it out of the recession with this one

>> No.56025155

>>56025135
it's kinda like a hummer but even worse. when they come out loads of gangsta rap dickheads will have them in their shit music videos (rented of course) and they'll be associated with da bling bling blam blam i is da big mon where ma poosay etc

>> No.56025963

>>56023294
Top is preproduction concept, bottom is actual production. Tesla sucks and Tesla customers are low IQ.

>> No.56026736

>>56023482
i bought one.
its $100 and I can cancel any time.
wild that they got 100 million for nothing though lol
if TSLA went bankrupt they would keep it

>> No.56027640

>>56023285
lumber? yeah just load it in the back of the truck.

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>>56023501
incredibly based.

>> No.56027701

>>56023285
Looks like a vehicle from a PS1 gane

>> No.56027753

>>56025155
you mean incels except incels aren't cool... yet

>> No.56027857

>>56023837
I am one too and thought it would be slick to charge the truck all day any time my machine is running