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/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:48:17 2023 No.56020856 [Reply] [Original]

Energy Niggas Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:50:52 2023 No.56020869 homosexual thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:52:39 2023 No.56020875 File: 23 KB, 764x432, 6ADADA3D-8809-4D7D-B4CB-65219D669CEB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56020856 how can i profit from the burning man ebola meme? i see only one ebola vax-related stock and it's chink (CanSino) so idk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:53:11 2023 No.56020878 File: 1.70 MB, 500x536, 1685612886640071.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56020869

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:56:58 2023 No.56020891 got tax returns so sent some more gamble money to the broker

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 08:58:20 2023 No.56020895 >>56020869 Cocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:00:30 2023 No.56020903 >>56020875 Short San Fran / Silicon Valley VCs and techshits who just lost 70% of their management structure to quicksand and MDMA diarrhoea.

>>	Snip-Sama Mon Sep 4 09:10:04 2023 No.56020932 File: 1.11 MB, 1290x1216, IMG_6215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for NVDA going to $100/share EOY

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:12:08 2023 No.56020938 File: 170 KB, 1080x1171, 1693511385472858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] High test heterosexual thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:14:51 2023 No.56020949 >>56020938 liking women with muscles like men is homosexual

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:21:02 2023 No.56020961 Oil bros, we better not be getting cucked again

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:26:46 2023 No.56020977
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>>56020938
Muscle is fine but taking Anavar + high amounts of makeup + posing like a skank on the internet is not. Pathetic, son.

EUbros, are we getting redeemed? Is this the redemption arc? The US closes and we pump? I have no idea what is driving the market now though. September is typically bearish but we are off to a flying start. Also, typically when the US is closed, most other markets tend to move very sluggishly because we are waiting for the next day... not this time though. Weird, just weird.
Feel sorry for the DAX shorter guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:32:41 2023 No.56020993 File: 2.84 MB, 480x854, Sonia Malavisi armwrestling.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56020961 Why wouldn't you sell at 86? Backwardation gains? >>56020949 no u, literally

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:40:31 2023 No.56021017
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>>56020977
Market is just so bullish it will settle for eurotrash. NYSE will put it to shame tomorrow and kick off the 1000 year golden bull run. SMG is wrong again in preferring obeasts to human women. I should probably short thier picks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:40:41 2023 No.56021019 >>56020977 china bailed out some of its property developers, asia pumped followed by yurope

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:50:03 2023 No.56021058 >>56020977 DAX is undervalued. When retards mention ATH they ignore that the index had being stagnant while the SP500 was ballooning which means that DAX is trailing 2 years behind the US in valueation

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:51:07 2023 No.56021062 File: 468 KB, 1267x680, model.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] does /smg/ /model/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:55:14 2023 No.56021072 >>56021062 whats in the fun folder?

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:55:19 2023 No.56021073
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>>56021058
Maybe so, the problem with this is that DAX can take a long time before it starts to outperform again. If you have a time horizon of 5-10 years then slurping DAX now might be a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 09:56:15 2023 No.56021077 >>56021072 also >doxxing yourself, financially

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:00:56 2023 No.56021096 >>56021077 newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:03:40 2023 No.56021105 gay bitches finna suck my weenie

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:05:38 2023 No.56021114 File: 83 KB, 904x864, really.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56021072 >>56021077 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:08:29 2023 No.56021123 File: 3.51 MB, 360x360, 1689938785490822.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DISH

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:10:08 2023 No.56021131 File: 17 KB, 814x97, Screenshot (224).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56021062 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ir-zFC9nFE i do as little maths as possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:10:31 2023 No.56021133 >TURKISH CPI YOY ACTUAL 58.94% (FORECAST 55.9%, PREVIOUS 47.83%) Imagine...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:11:16 2023 No.56021135 DAX touches the 200 ema on 2min TF, pumps instantly

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:15:43 2023 No.56021146 What is the play with Salesforce? The cashflows look good but its valuation is insane. Is it expected to grow exponentially?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:17:52 2023 No.56021151 >>56021123 Too much debt not enough cash from operations to pay it back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:18:26 2023 No.56021154 >>56021096 >>56021114 ive done myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:20:06 2023 No.56021162 >>56021146 Revenue was 31B in 2022 and growing 5B a year, market cap is 216B. Compare with NVDA which has revenue around 28B and have a market cap of 1220B. So it's not that insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:25:43 2023 No.56021187 File: 1.90 MB, 360x202, 1689765213060688.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56021151 only native 5g network. dish5g+amazon prime to 100m+ members. pay tv still profitable for years and years

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:26:26 2023 No.56021191 what did he mean by this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:27:20 2023 No.56021195 >>56021062 nah but i watched his great FA series. great teacher

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:27:52 2023 No.56021197

>>56021162
How much can CRM grow when basically everyone already uses it? Also revenue is a shit metric for measuring value. NVIDIA's business is way more profitable than Salesforce and its posting insane growth quarter after quarter. The forward PE ratio of NVIDIA and Salesforce is similar

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:30:19 2023 No.56021211 File: 29 KB, 1234x207, 2023-09-04 12.29.16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56021197 Idk, I just know it keeps growing at a solid pace

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:38:20 2023 No.56021242 File: 2.43 MB, 498x266, 34567897654221344469.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56021211 >P/E 130

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 10:38:45 2023 No.56021244

>>56021146
I don't think their sales figures are sustainable. Totally anecdotal, but I've seen them steal some big accounts from the likes of Adobe and Hubspot recently, but almost every time they've had to eat shit to do it (sponsoring F1 teams to curry favour, offering insane discounts, etc.).

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:10:25 2023 No.56021334
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didn't have another dream about an ex last night. instead I was riding on top of a subaru outback hanging on to a mesh netting through turns and talking to my friends inside the car in an old time radio announcer voice. I thought that the jokes I was telling were getting a much bigger laugh than warranted. To me, this portends a very bullish sentiment on Tuesday

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:13:33 2023 No.56021345 File: 637 KB, 1005x974, 2023-09-04 13.11.42.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Germany's pact with the supreme market maker has been renewed, the bull will now favour DAX.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:30:51 2023 No.56021390 File: 2.29 MB, 2560x1707, EE64CDD1-D324-48E7-985D-66E77F09DA5D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Congrats, you’re early

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:32:02 2023 No.56021395 i keep seeing positive money dreams. bull run on the menu ??

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:36:47 2023 No.56021406 >>56021345 Bros i hate my country

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:45:24 2023 No.56021430 time to get some pizza. >>56021345 im gonna make a meme for him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:48:25 2023 No.56021438 >>56021430 SIMP

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 11:51:02 2023 No.56021450 >>56021438 kek its gonna be dark so dunno will he like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:01:28 2023 No.56021488 >>56021345 punished scholz

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:13:12 2023 No.56021531
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>>56020938
Liking muscle girls or tomboys is just a coping mechanism for anons to think they're hiding the fact they're gay. We all know they're gay. They are lying to themselves not us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:16:33 2023 No.56021545 File: 2.89 MB, 640x1136, Sonia Malavisi rocky stairs Q18 -1p.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56021531 If liking this is gay then I don't want to be straight.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:19:16 2023 No.56021557

>>56021334
I had a dream last night that I had very graphic sex with Ariana grande. Every once in awhile you get those dreams that are just kino. Doesn't happen very often but it happens. I ultimately think it's my subconscious making up for the fact I haven't been laid in forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:22:25 2023 No.56021575 What are some good January payment dividend stocks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:32:34 2023 No.56021619 >>56021531 Atheists have managed to make men gay in less than 50 years lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:44:50 2023 No.56021678 Post s&p eoy predictions

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:46:20 2023 No.56021686 >>56021678 above 500

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:53:11 2023 No.56021715 >>56021133 I’ve been on the fence about trying to visit Turkey or Japan trying to take advantage of the relative dollar strength. You are stuck paying for airfare in USD so the “savings” only materialize once you get there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:54:34 2023 No.56021720 File: 76 KB, 640x853, IMG_3202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56020869 Greedy fucks stealing refracted light

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:56:55 2023 No.56021726 >>56021531 Isnt that just a gender swapped moot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 12:59:04 2023 No.56021731 Company X owns 85% of the stock in company Y. Company X has the market capitalisation of 1.1 billion USD Company Y has the market capitalisation of 6.6 billion USD How is this possible?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:03:51 2023 No.56021747 >>56021731 X took out a bunch of debt to buy the stock at a higher price than what it's currently trading at would be my guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:07:57 2023 No.56021763 >>56021678 490

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:12:23 2023 No.56021786 File: 56 KB, 250x215, 1652363278131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56021763 uh anon that's a -89% doomp

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:15:00 2023 No.56021810 File: 662 KB, 1170x1321, IMG_8490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do I profit off of forever chemicals and the toxification of the planet? CLH WM

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:19:39 2023 No.56021832 >>56020856 Should I buy Hershey long-term? Will americans keep getting fat and neglecting their kids via chocolates?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:26:20 2023 No.56021862 So sick and tired of my E*trade Roth IRA. I just transferred it to robinhood alongside my regular taxable brokerage. Supposedly they will match it 1%.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:32:28 2023 No.56021880 File: 261 KB, 956x521, 1622161499624.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56021678 4k. Perfectly Balanced.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:34:22 2023 No.56021892 WTF WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:34:50 2023 No.56021894 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:35:06 2023 No.56021895 File: 42 KB, 645x720, IMG_8795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thoughts on the potential Exxon- Cisco merger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:35:58 2023 No.56021903 WHAT TFWT

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:36:37 2023 No.56021907 Why does US of the A have so many holidays

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:38:21 2023 No.56021912 >>56021686 You talking spy or s&p?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:40:47 2023 No.56021923 >>56021907 People are are semetic do not like to work. This is may or may not be anti semetic rhetoric.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:41:09 2023 No.56021926 W THE FUCK WT

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:43:44 2023 No.56021936 NVDA's earnings would have to grow 75% a year for 10 years to justify it's valuation and you'd still make the same returns that SPY will probably make

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:45:41 2023 No.56021946 File: 1.45 MB, 3000x2000, 78306BC0-28EE-47E0-9840-32E0348F093D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56021895 Not as good as the Raytheon-Salesforce Merger

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:46:19 2023 No.56021947 >>56021747 It's their Chinese subsidiary

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:55:52 2023 No.56021988 >Futures rose with U.S. markets closed Monday for Labor Day. call it labor day. do no labor do americans really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 13:59:16 2023 No.56022011 >>56021912 I really talk about ES above 5000, which means sp500 at 500

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:04:13 2023 No.56022034 >>56021946 Think he sniffed each of those kids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:12:31 2023 No.56022062 >>56021810 >How do I profit off of forever chemicals and the toxification of the planet? 3M

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:17:05 2023 No.56022081 File: 29 KB, 315x278, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:20:17 2023 No.56022095 FUCK LABOR DAY FUCK LABOOR DAY FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:21:23 2023 No.56022100 File: 1.84 MB, 498x387, 234567654323456789098765432456.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56022095

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:22:11 2023 No.56022104 >>56022095 Just paper trade, goy. The market will always be there, waiting for your involuntary donation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:23:07 2023 No.56022110 File: 990 KB, 2144x760, 1643861085321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56021988 That's the whole point yuropoor.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:27:15 2023 No.56022136
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>trillions of dollars poured into tech companies
>facebook is long dead aside from literal africans left using it
>apple vr glasses are a dumpster fire before launch
>only jeets and whatever government boomers still around left using windows
>companies running streaming businesses shitting pants when interest rates go up for 2 years
>websites that still attract steady users are ones that look like html from 2003

I cant wait until people are priced out of iphones in a year and the stock market collapses cause tech was a meme since 2000. Imagine the cheapies.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:44:18 2023 No.56022244

>>56022136
Facebook is majority boomer population from what i can tell.
Most businesses still use windows. Like microsoft does fuck all except release new updates to office to make it worse.

Tech in general seems so fucked up though, i dunno if its all the jeets or what...like using most software is activly frustrating to the point of like who the fuck thinks this works?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:45:13 2023 No.56022250 >>56022136 How are people going to be priced out of iPhones when most people don’t own their own phones? The cell phone company does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:46:23 2023 No.56022263 >>56022136 reminder that 70% of the american economy is just consumer spending, no other modern country in this world even comes close

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:46:33 2023 No.56022268 >>56022244 Yeah I accidently upgraded windows when I didn't want to because they sneakily slip that shit in when you're clicking on shit. Thanks for the extra spyware Bill

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:46:36 2023 No.56022270 >>56022250 this plus they are just going to be paying off their phone for decades anyways since everything is financed nowadays

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:51:43 2023 No.56022308

>>56022136
>>56022244
Windows is literally a goverment-funded demoralization project at this point. Absolute garbage, forced updates that brick your install or wipe your HDD, pure distilled anti-consumer design, literal malware that aggressively spies on everything you do and has malware on top of malware that exists to re-activate and repair the spyware if it gets turned off, IPs to Microshart's datamining servers force unblocked on kernel level

On top of that they hire giant armies of shills to defend Malwaredos 10 and beyond everywhere in both the media and the internet, even 4chan is absolutely infested with Terroristsoft's paid astroturfers, and they lobby other techtrash and game publishers to intentionally make their products incompatible with previous actually functional Windowses to force even more people to downgrade.

I can't think of even a single other corporation on the entire planet that is more morally deserving of getting utterly rekt than modern Microsoft. They're 1000% pure evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:52:34 2023 No.56022315 I made +0.52% today, did I master the stock market?

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:55:08 2023 No.56022329

>>56022244
>updates to microsoft office
It just werked in office 2010. Microsoft must've fired all the OG boomers after 2008.

>>56022308
Ah yes I can't wait to read the next demoralization
>why aren't you making 200k a year with microsoft excel skills

on biz

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:55:19 2023 No.56022330 >>56022315 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 14:56:09 2023 No.56022336 >>56022308 Windows 12 will probably be a subscription too.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:04:21 2023 No.56022378
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>>56022270
>>56022250
We are at the end of a natural debt cycle where pretty much everything is built around debt. Your house, your car, your education, your phone, like holy shit they are starting to try and finance a fucking pizza pic related.

With student loan payments and increased interest rates that will now effect how expensive it is for companies to finance their debt, its literally guaranteed that we have a slow down

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:06:17 2023 No.56022396

>>56022378
The entire global economy is at Enron levels at this point. We need to use debt for everything to essentially buy shit in the future now to keep this turd from collapsing. The one positive thing about the debt bubble bursting is it will probably flush a lot of the rot out with it.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:07:54 2023 No.56022408

>>56022329
>It just werked in office 2010. Microsoft must've fired all the OG boomers after 2008.
All the garbage is by malicious design, not incompetence.

Reminder that Microshit releases separate LTSC versions of Windows for "super important" systems that must simply work and not fuck up. They KNOW the consumer versions of Windows are bricked dogshit and they KEEP them that way, while making a less AIDS-infested version for the big boys use only.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:12:51 2023 No.56022440 File: 39 KB, 460x595, aBn1pA2_460s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56022308 Windows is a perfect example of enterprise software made by pajeets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:13:53 2023 No.56022445 >>56022440 Coding confuses the hell out of me. I don't understand how any of it works and I refuse to learn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:14:37 2023 No.56022452 >>56022440 >null pig disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:14:54 2023 No.56022456 >>56022445 Good code is easy to read. simple as that.

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>>56022396
hilariously enough thats part of the reason the emerging market (think India and Indonesia) are expected to do fine because they didn't go balls deep into ((((((((( quantitative easing 0% interests rates)))))))))

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:20:27 2023 No.56022493 Yes hi I'd like to order a 10% crash without onions, thanks. Yeah, for Friday. No, you don't have to warn the nogs. 10 minutes? Ok thanks >>Captha: VIXY

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:23:34 2023 No.56022516 >>56022408 >LTSC no one uses this. Is this the version the dozen or so furry autist good programmers at microsoft maintain?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:25:04 2023 No.56022524 >Americans wake up late on their holiday >Decide to dump the market anyway For FUCKS sake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:25:37 2023 No.56022529 >>56022440 I feel like this genuinely isn't true and instead all the shitty code we've gotten in tech is the result of female programmers. There are WAY more female "Girls who code" than poos

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:27:15 2023 No.56022537 >>56022516 Nobody on the consumer side uses the big boy version because it's for big boys only, except some autists on /g/ who want to pretend new Windows versions are good and pirate it.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:29:23 2023 No.56022556

>>56022529
women are like the $9 an hour mumbai pajeets. just throw as much code on the screen, no unit tests, no structure or convention. Just stack overflow copy paste and edit.
There are some pajeets that live in the USA that are okay, however they definitely just use buzz words / only know syntax and very few understand the fundamentals of software architecture.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:31:28 2023 No.56022573

>>56022556
hilariously enough no one actually fucking looks at your code when they review it
your test documentation is you showing your program ran without error and it had the correct results like "yes, the file was created, the format worked, the upload finished, it loads this, etc"
No one actually goes "oh yeah you used a weird loop here"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:35:11 2023 No.56022590 >>56021187 >Software-defined 5g network >Native Cloud native you mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:35:28 2023 No.56022591 >>56022573 It is my job to review peoples PR's across like 10 or so repos.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:36:24 2023 No.56022595

>>56022440
I hate programing because of shit like this and have never learned outside of the most basic fundamentals. Why even allow it to get this needlessly complex at all? There should be some kind of method that just bricks your code regardless until you realize there is a simpler method of doing it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:36:50 2023 No.56022597 >>56022573 >hilariously enough no one actually fucking looks at your code when they review it largely location dependent, though fuck reviewing PRs that contain hundreds of files/changes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:37:41 2023 No.56022600 >>56021390 >Initial Poo Offering

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:40:52 2023 No.56022617 If you guys keep talking about coding you're going to summon scoopsies. I hope you're prepared for that

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:45:38 2023 No.56022638 >>56022595 The closest thing we have to that is Python.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:53:41 2023 No.56022687 RIP smash mouth

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:54:51 2023 No.56022695
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It is a bit concerning the Saudis haven't announced their October cut. I feel like all the previous cuts were announced at least a month before or at the beginning of the preceding month.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:59:10 2023 No.56022723 >>56022695 When a recession is cooking goat fuckers raise production to stimulate the global economy. Goat fuckers own a bunch of assets and the last thing they want is for their investments to disappear

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:59:41 2023 No.56022725
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>>56022095
hell yeah, brother. these soft hand union liberals want a day off because they're lazy and entitled. everyone should be working 85 hours a day every day, even on holidays. also, buy PLTR calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 15:59:52 2023 No.56022726 >>56022136 >>56022244 >facebook dead, only boomers use it do you retards not realize facebook owns instagram?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:00:45 2023 No.56022732 File: 956 KB, 768x768, ee1a0c92-4b3b-11ee-8d75-52537c1a7a27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56022687 >this is a love attack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQj--Kjn0z8

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:01:47 2023 No.56022739 Markets hecking Closed

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:01:47 2023 No.56022738

I've been trying to build up dividend income. I have an emergency fund in the bank, but I also have an extra $4,000 in savings on top of that. I was thinking I'd just use it for a car fund, but I don't plan to buy a car anytime soon. Should I just take that money and buy shares of SCHD with it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:05:02 2023 No.56022762 File: 3.78 MB, 320x211, 1312554836504.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:10:44 2023 No.56022791 File: 13 KB, 350x338, surusam.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are your thoughts on LLAP, /biz/tards? There was this one anon last week who was shilling it quite a bit. Still haven't stopped thinking about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:11:52 2023 No.56022800 >>56022726 >instagram kids use tiktok these days. Zuck please stop posting on moots site this is a new low.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:22:49 2023 No.56022868
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Sigh had to get some 9v batteries. Fucking hell prices of those little fuckers have gone nuts. AA,AAA,etc. Managed to get a 2 pack for under 12. Felt lucky. Another brand was round 20.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:24:08 2023 No.56022875 Is stock lending on robinhood a scam

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:24:50 2023 No.56022881 >>56022868 Aside; If you've got these frozen things in your freezer you'd best toss them. https://www.lex18.com/usda-warns-frozen-chicken-strips-could-contain-chunks-of-plastic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:30:12 2023 No.56022915 >>56022800 just some months ago some girls came up to me and my friend and asked me for my insta. so i suppose people still use insta as well and with different purposes than tiktok

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:31:39 2023 No.56022921 File: 35 KB, 162x111, 1666966478569659.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OPEN THE MARKETS FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:32:12 2023 No.56022923 >>56022915 ...who the fuck asks for someones instagram unless theyre an awesome photographer or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:34:06 2023 No.56022937 >>56022923 Thots use it to post thirst trap photos. Probably want to be friends so they can bait him into looking at their see swimsuit photos

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:36:02 2023 No.56022948

>>56022923
unironically, people use instagram and instagram DMs (direct messages) rather than texting a lot of the time, for people they've just met
considered "safer" than texting and giving someone out your actual phone number
if you were to ask out a zoomer girl and say "Can I get your phone number?" she would be 5-10x more likely to say no, than if you were to ask "Can I get your instagram?"
META has a very good stranglehold

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:36:47 2023 No.56022957 File: 47 KB, 1080x480, 20230904_123749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56022921 I SNEED TO SELLLLLLLL

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:38:16 2023 No.56022968 >>56022923 i dont know. i tried politely to explain to her i never had social media and gave her a friend´s number instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:39:48 2023 No.56022980 File: 333 KB, 112x112, 1693533488083903.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56022493 >id TFW

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:42:45 2023 No.56023000 File: 20 KB, 480x360, why-are-you-closed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Markets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRPOEa3P44

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:43:45 2023 No.56023004 >>56022948 cant you just block someone on the phone, as opposed to social media where you can be tracked down with your personal info even you blocked that person or set most of that stuff to private?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:46:01 2023 No.56023020 is investing in both etfs and "value investing" a thing, say I put money every month for 10 years on etfs and after that I start doing le warren, without cashing out the etfs, ideally doing both at that point as a way to diversify

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:46:50 2023 No.56023032 >>56022800 >Be government contractor >Not allowed to have TikTok installed on devices >TFW can't date zoomettes

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:47:09 2023 No.56023034

>>56023004
Yeah pretty much - unless you had connections for running license plates / phone numbers, you can't really track someone down by their phone number - much more difficult to do
Compared to their Instagram, they put out a picture of them at XYZ location that they are currently at, with timestamp
Plus all the friend connections you can see through Instagram where you could track their friends / catfish knowledge out of the group
But for whatever reason, Instagram is seen as "safer" --- "My real phone number?? That's way too personal!! He could be a creep!!"
...so you would rather him be creeping on your photos and all your personal info...? Lol.
It is illogical, but it is the way it works nowadays
Prior to Instagram it was Snapchat (that people would ask for, as it would put a degree of separation between phone number, but Snapchat is kill)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:47:28 2023 No.56023037 >>56022459 Impressive Very nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:48:52 2023 No.56023043 File: 104 KB, 1125x1105, my-tastes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56021531

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:49:24 2023 No.56023046 >>56020856 >labor day fuck you open the markets

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:51:48 2023 No.56023059 WTF I CAN'T SELL IS THE NYSE A HONEYPOT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:53:07 2023 No.56023067 >>56022595 Functional programming. Basically forces you to do things at least halfway right immediately, or your code is completely dysfunctional.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:54:44 2023 No.56023077 >>56023067 (Although desu there are still ways to shit up functional code, but at least it filters out the biggest idiots)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:56:19 2023 No.56023091 >>56023034 yeah, hence why i never had any social midia, even if it means getting laid less often

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 16:57:05 2023 No.56023099 >>56022308 So ... Use Linux?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:01:56 2023 No.56023130 File: 8 KB, 225x224, pink-wojak-elongated.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023059 Stocks frozen on NO NEWS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:05:02 2023 No.56023154 >>56022440 cond==true is redpill, guess why

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:05:55 2023 No.56023161 File: 416 KB, 2032x1799, 1645035122421.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023043 Beef patty posting should be an automatic 30 day ban.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:06:03 2023 No.56023162 >>56022378 >>56022396 The republic is base don usury, ie debt. The more debt the more democracy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:07:39 2023 No.56023171 >>56023161 she does kind of have chudface then again, a lot of us are narcissists so this isn't a problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:14:47 2023 No.56023211 File: 22 KB, 480x189, Screenshot 2023-09-04 at 10.14.18 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023154 == is retarded because it is a type conversion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:22:46 2023 No.56023260 File: 72 KB, 896x913, 1693789957259301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The market's CLOSED HOW ARE THEY SELLING???!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:26:57 2023 No.56023278 I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:28:19 2023 No.56023284 >>56023211 Aren't you typing 'true' as a string by putting it in quotes instead of just true the Boolean. Just saying, 'true' is not true, as in true with no quotes, which is in the pajeet meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:28:47 2023 No.56023289 >>56023161 F1NN5TER posting is okay then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:29:06 2023 No.56023292 Should I A: Sell B: Buy more C: Hold, and keep extra money in cash D: Hold, and hedge by buying puts ?????

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:29:39 2023 No.56023301 File: 2.66 MB, 478x850, 1678731566485538.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023171 It's the glasses and the beanie that really bother me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:30:14 2023 No.56023308 >>56023284 Fwiw I thought that the joke was that if you say if cond you already imply that cond is true. There is no need to say that cond==true. But perhaps I am the pajeet here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:31:11 2023 No.56023313 >>56023301 For me it's the name Patty. That's my late grandmother's name. The old person glasses don't help either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:31:48 2023 No.56023319 File: 643 KB, 1440x1582, Mere moonwalk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DAXBROS?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:32:53 2023 No.56023328 >>56023301 it's the dead eyes for me she kind of looks like Joan Cusack who I've always thought was weird too

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:34:37 2023 No.56023338 File: 23 KB, 496x193, Screenshot 2023-09-04 at 10.34.10 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023284 >>56023308 you are indeed the pajeet

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:37:13 2023 No.56023358 >>56023338 I am corrected Sir

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:43:20 2023 No.56023392

>>56023338
Still it's odd to me to see you use 'cond' (usually shorthand for 'Conditional') as a string array, to make your point. Is that how it's normally used? Of course a String Array is not a Boolean... Like I said, when I saw the meme I expected cond was a Boolean in the first place

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:44:33 2023 No.56023399 This new Tesla truck looks like ass time for a short?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:44:36 2023 No.56023400 >>56023034 You do make a good point. I always asked for insta because shes more likely to check it.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:44:38 2023 No.56023401
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NATGAS
>NATGAS
NATGAS
futures opened sharply down yesterday and have maintained within the dropped range. If it were to hold as is, then
BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL
would open down from $61.20 at Friday close to around $56. As I have stated previously, I do expect further dropping ahead due to the seasonal transition of cooling into lower AC usage before beginning heater usage. I am glad that I sold *most* of my BOIL some days ago, yet still hold enough to catch any surprise rips before the transition season troughs it.
BASED JANNY BANNED ME FOR OFFTOPIC BUT NOT RACISM. NIGGERS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:47:32 2023 No.56023412 >>56023401 >Update BBBBBLOOMBERG >BLOOMBERG BBBBLOOMBERG

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:48:41 2023 No.56023420 >>56023392 Thats why it is a meme, the type conversion of == means that cond has to be a boolean. In JS there is type coercion so if(cond) checks if cond is not undefined or null.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:48:46 2023 No.56023421 any news on UNG

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:49:23 2023 No.56023423 >>56023401 Heating oil is gonna boom market if we get a cold winter. Not enough distillate. Natural gas is free aside from transportation costs.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:50:44 2023 No.56023431

>>56023392
No, that anon (>>56023338) is using a completely different language. In the original meme image, it's very clear that 'cond' represents a conditional statement pre-evaluated with the result saved as a boolean variable (named 'cond'). Everything they're doing is to see if that boolean is true or false. The joke is that when doing an if statement directly on a boolean variable, there's no need to do a condition (like "== true") since dereferencing the variable also evaluates to true or false. The different examples in the meme image are different ways of checking of the boolean variable is true or false. The second is checking "if (true == true)" or "if (false == true)". The third converts the boolean to a string (either the text "true" or "false") and compares that to the string "true" (fun note: in Java you have to use ".equals" because strings are distinct objects, so comparing "true" == "true" might return false, since they're both separate instances of strings that happen to have the same text value, but are differnet instantiations. Using .equals is a value comparision). The fourth does the same as the third, but gets around the instance vs value comparison by converting the strings to character arrays (which aren't instances of objects) and comparing them letter by letter.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:51:32 2023 No.56023434

>>56023171
She carries herself in the ugliest way possible that’s still within reason. It’d be like a guy deliberately shaving his head to be Norwood 7 even though he has a full head of hair and growing a Hitler mustache or something. She’s a 7 when she tries. The way she looks usually though makes her look like she’s stink of cat piss and cigarettes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:53:30 2023 No.56023449 File: 1.08 MB, 1039x767, Screenshot 2023-09-04 114034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023421 >>56023401 Same shit just 1x rather than 2x on the percentages (gas down about 4.25%).

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:54:23 2023 No.56023456 >>56023423 Take a look at the futures. Natgas is higher in the future, distillates are lower

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:57:05 2023 No.56023479 File: 100 KB, 1859x420, Futures energ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023423

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 17:59:48 2023 No.56023498 File: 79 KB, 300x300, 1641846590538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023479 >Dec 2023 $3.47

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:05:53 2023 No.56023529 >>56023498 Pretty obviously because of EU. US gas storage is fuller/higher than last 5 year average. US Natgas will likely also stay elevate for the US. Higher energy costs are here to stay also for the US.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:09:06 2023 No.56023547 >>56023529 The contango makes it rather disadvantageous to long though

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:14:18 2023 No.56023583 >>56023547 Yes, you pay a lot for holding overnight position (fees) if you trade it like this. Can't say how it is with BOIL

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:15:48 2023 No.56023592
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Two things; first, I noticed Gary Gensler administered a for-profit university called Strategic Education. This seems like one of those schools that get you (((connections))). It pays a 3% divvy and has only a 0.6 beta. Considering a few bags to round out my poorfolio, but also notice the amount of holders, not sure how that works.

Secondly, looking at forex pairs, carry trades give you an annual return based on the interest rates (swap). However, MT4/5 also lets you do CFDs on other instruments. Curiously I saw that going long or short btc has a negative carry (you pay daily interest for a position).
Nickel vs USD has a long carry cost of -640 and a short carry of +89
Zinc vs USD has a long carry cost of +21 and a short carry of -131
I find it interesting that they are structured this way. It sounds like MMs are trying to tilt traders into doing one type of trade or the other, long term. Eg, the cost of long exposure to Nickel is high due to bullish factors, so they are discouraging trades, trying to get people to round out the other side

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:16:10 2023 No.56023594 >>56021731 What company anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:17:36 2023 No.56023601 >>56023456 https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/low-us-heating-oil-stockpiles-could-cause-winter-sticker-shocks-2023-09-04/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:19:41 2023 No.56023610 >>56023034 Instagram is seen as safer because you can "screen" the other person before even sending a dm. You cant really do that with just a phone number. It is a double edge sword

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:21:15 2023 No.56023617
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>>56023601
Yes anon, thanks, no need to rely on Reuters for that.

Picrel: If line follow red arrow, prices might drop rather, if line goes like green arrow prices might increase. All a question of demand and how deep the line will be in- or outside the average.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:22:06 2023 No.56023620 >>56023617 >Prices might go up until they go down again

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:24:27 2023 No.56023630

>>56023617
It's not easy to tell what will happen. The average is clearly lower for this year than 2022, because future canal logically shifts with past year performances. So even when we go sideways, the absolute barrels are essentially the same as as last year, the -% in regards to the average (mid of canal) will be lower since the canal is lower. This could depress prices, although absolute number of barrels is the same as last year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:26:01 2023 No.56023642 >>56023620 >I have nothing to say or provide

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:26:34 2023 No.56023646 >>56023211 In RetardScript, yes. Who said anything about JS?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:28:26 2023 No.56023654 >>56023338 I love how confidently incorrect biz can be. the answer is that the if (cond) is all that is necessary. the code in the if block only runs when cond is equal to true. everything else is redundant. >memes are usually super simple

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:28:32 2023 No.56023655 >>56023617 Futures are a derivative anon. Real world storage says stockpiles are low which is what I said.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:28:56 2023 No.56023657 File: 192 KB, 814x780, Fuel Oil.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023630 Update

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:29:36 2023 No.56023662 >>56023654 explicit checks are not the same as type coercion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:30:01 2023 No.56023666 >>56023655 That's not a price graph. That's a stockpile graph.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:34:17 2023 No.56023699 File: 1.06 MB, 1037x766, Screenshot 2023-09-04 114244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023421 Comparing the charts (futures to UNG) looks to be a match of around $6.80 down from $7.08.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:35:05 2023 No.56023708
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>>56022573
I do, my hobby is finding bugs in your code then asking about it in the teams chat where everyone is. Public humiliation. People write extremely bad code when you let them, dont let them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:41:10 2023 No.56023762 File: 18 KB, 326x206, 1679715263949031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023642 >Providing amusing /biz/ memes isn't contributing >>56023666 Might as well be a price graph, since that's determined by supply and demand

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:45:37 2023 No.56023792 File: 214 KB, 1500x1500, NO MORE CHIPS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023762 >Might as well be a price graph, since that's determined by supply and demand

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:46:07 2023 No.56023795 On Friday some energy stuff went up. Cvx, CHRD, DVN, XOM, BP. Why was that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:47:44 2023 No.56023804 >>56023795 Did you see what oil futures did?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:48:39 2023 No.56023812 >>56023792 I'm not sure what I'm looking at. Is this the CIA inserting microchips into a bird's anus so they can spy on us

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 18:54:13 2023 No.56023855 File: 389 KB, 3047x4096, 1687904563385149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/smg/ is full of 3d women again unfathomably bearish

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:06:09 2023 No.56023923 >>56023812 The chip in the terminator's head in T2. I'm anti AI.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:07:27 2023 No.56023933 File: 36 KB, 1062x686, 1690937321801670.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was kind of hoping for a correction today so I wouldn't have to suffer through it tomorrow. Oh well. Maybe we keep pumping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:08:30 2023 No.56023940 >>56023923 You know, I really ought to watch more 80s-2000s era movies, some of the classics. Sucks being a wagie and missing almost every movie night here

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:09:51 2023 No.56023950 >>56023940 They show old movies in your theater? Sure worth it if it's good movies like Terminator 1 or 2 etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:11:18 2023 No.56023956 >>56023950 No, I mean the /smg/ movie nights. I'm a retarded wagie with a retail mcjob so I never get weekends off. Shitposting with the lads is good times

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:13:07 2023 No.56023968 >>56023956 never heard of /smg/ movie nights?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:15:05 2023 No.56023986 >>56023968 there's a movie every saturday night

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:16:17 2023 No.56023993 File: 63 KB, 711x718, asdf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023855 this pedo didn't even read the thread before he posted that

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:16:30 2023 No.56023996
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>>56023940
You can always watch every episode of Little House on the Prairie which will do your soul a lot better than a bunch of garbage from any era. It's not perfect though, there is no NATRUAL GAS in it anywhere. There are some STEAM TRAINS though and that pretty much makes up for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:17:18 2023 No.56024000 >>56023986 Ah, ok. It's probably 2-6am in my timezone then and I'm either asleep or wherever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:18:12 2023 No.56024004 was checking out AMD and typed AMC by accident. what happened to those guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:19:45 2023 No.56024012 >>56024000 yea i always miss it cause of real euro hours

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:20:59 2023 No.56024023 >>56024004 it failed to become the next GME.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:22:32 2023 No.56024032 >>56023968 these aren't for real anons

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:24:09 2023 No.56024047 >>56024004 No squoze to be squeezed left

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:26:39 2023 No.56024064 File: 92 KB, 715x401, AMC_of_Tranquility.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024004 they're on the moon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:36:18 2023 No.56024119 >>56024023 >>56024047 i dont understand anything about their industry, cant even tell more than 6 actors. were all their recent movies shit? >>56024064 so they´ve gone bankrupt?

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:46:58 2023 No.56024201

>>56023431
Yes, this is what I was thinking, which was hopefully somewhat clear. If cond is a Boolean it is already true or false. I don't have much experience with imperative programming, but I'm going through SICP with scheme and you have conditional statements there that evaluate to Boolean true or false, often literally named 'cond'
That Java story reminds me of the joke where the 80 iq Python programmer calls a string an array of characters, 100 iq Java programmer says 'nooooooo' every string is an object! And 130 iq C programmer says it's just an array of characters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:50:32 2023 No.56024225 Rolled my E*trade Roth into robinhood for those sweet fractional shares

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:51:40 2023 No.56024235 File: 228 KB, 828x1408, 1A181E7E-39FA-454F-B616-49B4BFE635DF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024225

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:53:38 2023 No.56024248 >>56024201 Something comfy about Boomertech Java though... I was thinking I would learn C# as a high level OOP language instead, though. It seems a little more pleasant based on what I hear about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:53:53 2023 No.56024252 File: 920 KB, 1032x768, Screenshot 2023-09-04 114326 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024235 BASED and wisdompilled. Gold gets you 3% matches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:54:41 2023 No.56024259 Is China back?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:57:06 2023 No.56024273 >>56024259 >Neon green ID Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 19:57:32 2023 No.56024276 >>56023968 >Explicitly say I can't participate in movie nights because >work >Bro have you heard of movie nights

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:08:46 2023 No.56024351
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Dude wtf am I supposed to do all day at work if the markets are closed? Already took a two hour lunch and got drunk but for real what the fuck are wagies supposed to do all day? I totally understand work from home. Just pay me to do nothing at home so I don't have to drunk drive and flirt with Mexican girls and tell all the guys to quit and find something better

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:13:14 2023 No.56024383 >>56024351 So John Rocker shaved his beard, I see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:13:50 2023 No.56024388 File: 118 KB, 1083x1909, 1687390201972189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56023933 we bounced off $86 which isn't promising i expect we slide down for a few days again. my tea leaves said the uptrend holds until $90 though

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:18:41 2023 No.56024407
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Hollow candles are the best candles. They show more information than the ordinary candles.
>Green, hollow
Close above the open, higher than the previous close
>Red, filled
Close below the open, lower than the previous close
>Green, filled
Close below the open, higher than the previous close
>Red, hollow
Close above the open, lower than the previous close

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:18:52 2023 No.56024411 File: 572 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_20230826_070246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024383 Did anyone dox rockers new big boy job yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:20:17 2023 No.56024419 Are you making money recently /smg/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:22:58 2023 No.56024432 >>56024419 yeah I just got paid a dividend

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:23:16 2023 No.56024433 File: 84 KB, 858x937, Screenshot_20230904-162143~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024419 Im going nowhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:24:58 2023 No.56024446 >>56024411 Why would anyone want to? That is /b/ tier shit that we all out grew years ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:26:03 2023 No.56024452 File: 2 KB, 149x41, Screenshot 2023-09-04 162500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024433 >he doesn't know how to trade BOIL NIGGER

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:30:28 2023 No.56024480 >>56024433 I wish I saved that pic of that boomer that has slowly index funded to $40,000

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:31:09 2023 No.56024484 File: 63 KB, 600x400, CUNY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024419 Yeah I'm doing okay clawing my way out of a catastrophic first third of the year. >>56024407 I like bars. Bars are all I need.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:31:10 2023 No.56024485 >>56024235 Based allotments

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:35:51 2023 No.56024513
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>>56024452
I've made gains on BOIL. My poorfolio is mostly bags at the bottom (target, Disney, paramount, verizon, tsn, MMM, dnut) and most of my positions are like -2% and waiting for the Jews to rotate into them

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:36:42 2023 No.56024517 File: 243 KB, 1289x1800, 1612921221573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024419 NVDA fucked me up this year, I called that one so wrong. I will make it back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:38:52 2023 No.56024534 >theres still >bbby threads >gme threads >chainlink threads what the fuck is wrong with those retards?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:39:54 2023 No.56024544 >>56024452 Is this a good stock to sell cash secured puts on?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:40:00 2023 No.56024545 File: 255 KB, 782x632, Retirement 401k 6-2-2023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another day. Doing nothing on this holiday aside from re-reading the Spice and Wolf books. What? It's fucking 94 outside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:40:10 2023 No.56024546 File: 988 KB, 1042x768, Screenshot 2023-09-04 114326 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024513 >he hates making money >he never listens >he's a NIGGER

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:41:14 2023 No.56024554 File: 786 KB, 1036x768, Screenshot 2023-09-04 114326 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024544 Shit no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:45:45 2023 No.56024587 File: 53 KB, 1080x858, FB_IMG_1626247713751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024546 The Jews they pumped the gas for memorial day. Be careful anon. Probably a pullback. I am in DRIP at 52 week lows right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:46:21 2023 No.56024588 >>56024546 I’ve always like those old timey bent wire coat hooks. I used to break into old abandoned homes to look for them and take. I have quite a few now. How do I profit from this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:47:35 2023 No.56024602 File: 921 KB, 1034x765, Screenshot 2023-09-04 114326 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024587 >Probably a pullback Countin' on it. There can be no rips where there are no dips.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:48:51 2023 No.56024610 File: 131 KB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_20230827-060550.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024602 Based understander

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:53:15 2023 No.56024646
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I have returned from my 5 day ban. To the anon who reported me for posting a picture of a crow with a cock, I have lost all respect for you, you can no longer borrow my games

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:53:53 2023 No.56024651 File: 1.64 MB, 248x260, 1693784731137149.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I make $200K a year and I am officially FOMOing into No Pussy, No Work. Ticker: NPNW.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 20:56:21 2023 No.56024664
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>>56024446
Doesn't even matter.
Rocker doesn't really come here anymore.

The way you were kissing his homosexual ass only established in his mind that he has higher status than you chuds. Wich makes him lose interest in you and he probably realized by now you won't help him to be a big youtuber anyway. Now he's got his new job and is destined for greater things. Who knows maybe he'll even manage to marry that crackwhore, live the boomer life and have alot of little retarded future felons with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:01:22 2023 No.56024696 File: 1.10 MB, 1048x768, Screenshot 2023-09-04 114326 6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024646 You really have to wonder who are the bigger faggots, the jannies, or those who report to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:01:50 2023 No.56024701 File: 464 KB, 476x439, 1693811374932928.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rocker is based and should post more often. No, you won't change my mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:04:15 2023 No.56024719 File: 2.08 MB, 3873x1961, PXL_20230830_220841476~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024664 He is a stoner alcoholic if you don't think he will be back here posting his dick after he loses his job you need to touch grass

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:06:57 2023 No.56024741 >>56024545 Nice anon, I just finished my online hunters education. signed up for the in-person review and hopefully will get my hunting license in a few weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:08:20 2023 No.56024749 File: 24 KB, 460x259, 1693704104158204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024741 >not living in a free state wew lad

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:10:56 2023 No.56024762
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>>56024719
well he has changed his job 3 times now so I'll give you that. He probably is pretty unemployable and I can see him lying on his resume big time.

But still the way to engage him is by ignoring him like scoopsies did. Now that he has build a solid fanbase that'll show him immediately how much they love him as soon as he shows up I expect him to leave like jannie's dad. Even though I sometimes think these people could be trolling him wich would be a 9000iq move.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:11:40 2023 No.56024765 >>56024749 >"49 of the 50 states require a prospective big game hunter take a several-hour course about safety, often termed sportsman education or "hunter's safety course" in the case of California" what state do you live in anon?

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:12:22 2023 No.56024771
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>>56024741
Does the local Baron make you tithe him the meat because all animals are his?

Holy fuck liberals are so fucking gay..

>Muh license

Dude I'm drunk at work right now and bet I've had more fun in a week than some of your faggot hall monitors have had in your life. I can't believe you niggers are so soft. Go get your 15th booster shot cuck

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:16:01 2023 No.56024797

>>56024771
I have 20 acres near canada that I have hunted without a license on a long time ago. Now that I have some friends that are interested in hunting I have to go through all the shit to do it "legally" even though no one gives a shit in BFE as long as you are not bagging more than one deer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:16:53 2023 No.56024808 >>56024762 Lieing on your resume is based though. Only autists tell the truth on that shit and rocker is the type of dude to put his wife on the cover sheet

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:17:42 2023 No.56024814 >>56024765 >>56024797 Some cuck states require those courses for basic firearms ownership.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:19:34 2023 No.56024826
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>>56024814
If you can't order an ar-15 online in your state then you should probably go ahead and castrate yourself because they already put hormones in your water to turn you into a faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:20:54 2023 No.56024833 >>56024419 yeah i collected some empty beer cans and exchange them for money

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:21:17 2023 No.56024839 >>56024814 >>56024826 I didn't need to take a course to get my M4 and M5, or my shotgun, or my 357 or my 308

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:22:53 2023 No.56024849
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>>56024814
Not a course and not for ownership. Its an idiot test for purchase of a firearm. It was the Handgun safety cert now its the firarms safety cert.

For hunting we have a course (you can take online in like a day) and a in person test but its stupid easy.
>t. californian

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:24:57 2023 No.56024860 File: 109 KB, 1024x1015, 1693191357654525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024849 >californian Get the fuck out of my /smg/.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:25:33 2023 No.56024865
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>>56024808
That's the point. I even believe that Rocker was actually a quite popular chad when was younger. He probably only got like that because of toxic cleaning product fumes at work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:28:22 2023 No.56024881 >>56024865 Are you aware of how much free rent you give the man that you belittle so much? I mean, it's a lot. You're essentially his biggest stan.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:28:43 2023 No.56024884
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>>56024419
probably could have done a lot better if I switched to tech instead of being fixated on energy. Could-of-should-of-would-of
I guess I just won't retire to the neet life next year :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:29:01 2023 No.56024885 File: 46 KB, 551x820, 1612402499302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024860 No thanks, I rather like it here. I've fucked up my last board and now I've immigrated here with plans on voting the exact policies that fucked up the last board.

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:30:05 2023 No.56024896

>>56024865
Nah man. I watched one of rockers videos and he talked about his girlfriend that was a pillhead and that he was fucking her while she overdosed. Dude has always been /smg/ mateiral. I wouldn't be surprised if he isn't allowed to go near schools

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:30:32 2023 No.56024899 >>56024814 Mine don't. Hell you don't even need any permit to carry anymore. Can walk around with a shotgun on your back and a pistol on your hip just like they did in the old west and no one can say shat to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:31:04 2023 No.56024905 >>56023654 if(cond) sucks ass when 'cond' can be nullable, which is why if(cond == true) can be better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:31:56 2023 No.56024911 >>56024885 KEK!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:34:39 2023 No.56024929 File: 9 KB, 326x97, Screenshot 2023-09-04 at 2.33.45 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024905 incorrect, go back to mumbai Aditya

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:37:21 2023 No.56024951 File: 1004 KB, 1300x1250, 1689376513135516.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GENSLER YOU CHUD OPEN THE MARKETS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:39:04 2023 No.56024965 File: 19 KB, 567x405, 1693373274647348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024951 Careful what you ask for.

>>	Snip-Sama Mon Sep 4 21:40:17 2023 No.56024981 File: 602 KB, 1036x919, 1610870316692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024951

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:40:57 2023 No.56024986
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>>56024896
>girlfriend that was a pillhead and that he was fucking her while she overdosed

That baddie was probably hot af and he nailed her at her peak. Probably broke her heart too.

>>56024881
> the man that you belittle so much
Every avatar-tripfag is asking for it in my opinion. He could get away anytime. Maybe you are him and you just didn't post the pictures to announce yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:41:56 2023 No.56024990 >>56020977 >I have no idea what is driving the market now though I am. You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:42:06 2023 No.56024991 File: 764 KB, 4032x3024, qfq5sjx9mjkb1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bullish on Bed Bath and Beyond. I saw tons of people going inside to buy stuff today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:43:23 2023 No.56025000 >>56024741 >online hunter’s education How cucked is that? You think our manly non homosexual ancestors bothered with such trivial BS?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:43:55 2023 No.56025002 File: 89 KB, 717x1024, 1692132317153869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024991 Really liking their new costumes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:44:01 2023 No.56025003 >>56024991 It’s a closed down store that has been leases to a seasonal Halloween costume company

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:44:27 2023 No.56025007 >>56024991 Those were blacks and they were looting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:45:36 2023 No.56025018 >>56024986 >being this insane Imagine sitting around thinking that it's serious business to concern oneself with "avatar-tripfags" and some might be others, all the while literally avatarfagging yourself. TOUCH GRASS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:47:55 2023 No.56025030 >>56025000 I am glad that there is something in place that makes it so shitskins cannot overhunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:52:23 2023 No.56025055 >>56025030 Nigguh I had to stop to let 12 deer cross the street on the way to work and black people have literally never been in nature before (that shit scary and wifi no good and I dun wanna get my gucchi slides dirty)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:54:31 2023 No.56025071 File: 1.92 MB, 1149x766, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024991 >>56025002 Teddy and Kenny! It's a message.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:56:27 2023 No.56025082 >>56025030 fuck deer (and wild hogs) to be quite honest

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:58:56 2023 No.56025092
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>>56025018
I want you to know that I have broken whole /GME/ threads by myself all I'm doing is posting some cute miko pictures here and there. Suddenly it's a probably. You want me to make youtube videos about myself or what.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:59:34 2023 No.56025100 lol buttcorn computer

Anonymous Mon Sep 4 21:59:59 2023 No.56025102
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Man... it's been years since I celebrated Halloween with other people. I guess you don't get invited to any Halloween parties when you don't have any friends
Oh well, at least the stock market will be open that day

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:02:05 2023 No.56025111 >>56025102 I've never been to a Halloween party

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:02:26 2023 No.56025113 >>56025108 >>56025108 >>56025108

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:02:53 2023 No.56025117 File: 1.84 MB, 640x360, 1648700905564.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56025113

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:03:12 2023 No.56025121 File: 343 KB, 1054x750, 1690741983975461.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Push it to the limit Walk along the razor's edge But don't look down just keep your head, or you'll be finished https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olgn9sXNdl0

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:04:13 2023 No.56025130 >>56025100 Shit, that drop put me to -2 cents.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:07:30 2023 No.56025159 File: 992 KB, 499x350, 1683478884733339.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56024433 https://youtu.be/LQiOA7euaYA?si=SgS-jIqGuAzohveD

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:16:23 2023 No.56025228 >Somebody once said >jews run the fed >they do it to subvert the USA-A

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 4 22:26:44 2023 No.56025294 >>56023004 Yes, but zoom zooms are dumb as shit

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