I need advice , what shitcoin should i buy?

[Anonymous No.56013208]

I'm a degen but i like to think i'm investing in promising projects , don't care about a short/long term wait as long as it looks safe and the marketcap is low

So far i bought a bag of :

>Avi
>Toad
>hpos
>ben
>inedible

What should i buy?
I got $500 left

What about spurdo?
I read somewhere it has many twatter e-celeb shills on board

[Anonymous No.56013332]

Kek basically you just bought every /biz/ coin.
Prepare to lose money

[Anonymous No.56013363]

>>56013208
Trump is the next obvious answer. They sent a fuckton to his wallet. 5% tax for vets and 5% for trumps legal fees. Eventually he’ll interact with the 2nd largest holding in his wallet and probably donate the rest to the vets and then we moon when he mentions it. Remember that he’ll be on tour nationwide and in the news 24/7 in the election cycle. It’s only a matter of time before it goes parabolic

[Anonymous No.56013457]

Dogbat on eth

[Anonymous No.56013466]

>>56013208
I think your shitcoin portfolio is pretty solid already

[Anonymous No.56013515]

I have a bag of pretty much everything there. And yea I bought a big bag of spurdo yesterday. Friend of mine was part of the pepe marketing team and he texted me yesterday that spurdo closed a deal with them to bring them on board. Will probably add to that bag and buy some more hpso10

[Anonymous No.56013533]

Real shit spurdo best coin I’ve been in. Dev already 100eth deep into the project with buybacks, adding lp and marketing. Catch a vibe in the tg but if u got the money doesn’t hurt to start an entry now. Had a top holder finally jeet out today n dip was eaten in seconds

[Anonymous No.56013536]

>>56013515
it's a memecoin but the 5 redflags of the contract really jogs my noggin'

[Anonymous No.56013545]

>>56013536
>5 redflags of the contract
Elaborate please.

[Anonymous No.56013551]

How to buy please ??

[Anonymous No.56013571]

>>56013545
>buy tax
>sell tax
>whitelisted
>anti whale
>trading cooldown

[Anonymous No.56013587]

Spurdo is the horse I’m betting on in this race. The memes are funny, edgy and it’s like they have a bottomless pit of content to put out. They’re bringing back old memes from 5-10yrs ago and creating fresh material daily as well. Have been watching the wallet movements on etherscan and earlier today 2 of the top 10 wallets have capitulated, those 2 have been selling into every push up for a few days. Without that heavy sell pressure and daily trading volume almost 2mil/day with a 2 mil mcap currently… I’d expect over the next few days for the price to slowly crawl it’s way up and then starting pumping, then fomo… you know how memecoins/shitcoins roll. I think it can get wild real fast. Im also looking long term for this… think it’s got the kind of potential to leave people dumbfounded.

[Anonymous No.56013588]

>>56013571
>>buy tax
>>sell tax
Spurdo doesn't have a tax though?

[Anonymous No.56013591]

>>56013588
Nvm it does

[Anonymous No.56013630]

None of that matters. Contract is renounce. And the tax is only 1%

If the alpha I been hearing is true than I think the r and r here is solid.

Chainlink whale bought 8eth earlier. Thought for sure it was someone here.

[Anonymous No.56013836]

All in on TOAD or ngmi

[Anonymous No.56014373]

Just buy toad

[Anonymous No.56014404]

0xGAS

[Anonymous No.56014538]

>>56013208
So basically you bought a 4 times copyright coin and you said this looks good while it's finding it's way to the depths? Noice choice. Get some dough bawnks.

[Anonymous No.56014547]

tg pepefork2

[Anonymous No.56014549]

obviously the only and last correct choice is dobeaux on eth of course. Im always right and you have to buy it now

[Anonymous No.56014854]

>obvious spurdo shill thread
Harrypos is the only other one worth buying other than pic related

[Anonymous No.56015297]

>>56014854
spurdofags completely btfo after getting dumped to oblivion by devs kek

[Anonymous No.56015405]

Behodler EYE

[Anonymous No.56015419]

>>56013208
SPURDO. It's a cool and well known meme so it has that going for it, plus the marketing is very active

[Anonymous No.56017008]

>>56015297
I hold both d0b0 and spurdo.. bought both at 2mil mc and still comfy.
the only people attacking one coin vs another are overinvested holders..
Stop marrying your bags, crypto is a pump and dump scam. Just enjoy the ride and always take profits

[Anonymous No.56017117]

>>56017008
>crypto is a pump and dump scam
This gentleman understands. You can ride the wave or lay on the beach

[Anonymous No.56017992]

$pond
so here's the deal with it right
every time they tease release or they'll do something with their main product (marlin oyster) the coin rises up in price because of baggies and whales accumulating a little more all in unison because of it actually does release there's a good chance a lot of the defi ecosystem will pick them up because their infrastructure (that's what oyster is about) would be way better because it is a direct upgrade
it's been about a year since they announced it and this is easily alongside kaspa and maybe kadena the comfiest long term hold i've had

[Anonymous No.56018899]

>>56017992
You ever heard of punctuation lil bro?

[Anonymous No.56019626]

Ok so where are the proofs about spurdo devs/ pepe deployer being the same with said shitcoin?

Spurdo has meme potential and you don't even need to create more, just search for them on google, but i saw the contract has shitty buy tax and that's sucks

[Anonymous No.56020691]

>>56013332
>Kek basically you just bought every /biz/ coin.
>Prepare to lose money
Followed jews on /biz/ bought ICP link, sucked hard red dildos. Fucking trying out online gambling for what it's worth, the jackpot is mine for the taking
https://cryptototem.com/9-4-million-fun-jackpot-won-at-dplay-casino-a-new-milestone-in-online-gaming/

[Anonymous No.56021015]

>>56013332
Can't wait for him to return to biz and say Crypto is scam, it would be a great sight to behold.

[Anonymous No.56021184]

Dear benchods, why buy shitcoins when you can get fundamentally solid coins with active community and valid use case for 95% discount

[Anonymous No.56021196]

>>56013208
plebbit >>>/biz/pleb

[Anonymous No.56021231]

>>56021196
This anon is right

[Anonymous No.56021256]

>>56021196
Thread is already kill

[Anonymous No.56021459]

>>56021015
Things you love to see on /biz, instead of going the long route by investing in utility tokens they pick shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.56021511]

>>56013363
>trump doing literally anything to help his supporters
"lol"

[Anonymous No.56021766]

>>56021459
Based! We have seen newfags result inot buying shitcoins like Bald, Spurdo and the likes and then they end up getting dumped on and losing all their assets when they could just easily opt for lowcap utility assets like CYMI.

[Anonymous No.56021842]

>>56013208
>RAIL
Buy or die

[Anonymous No.56022829]

dog bat on eth is pretty good

[Anonymous No.56023131]

>>56013208
Not holding Kaspa. Ngmi

[Anonymous No.56023904]

NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU DO NOT. BUY. ICP. NO. I don't think anyone here tried to shill that piece of dogshit here but don't even think about it. Dfinity absolutely fucked everyone over and paid a fat ass pay check to insiders (themselves).
So be careful with that shit.

Anyway. As for what you should buy I'd recommend Kava. It's all about restarting the defi scene on Cosmos, which is the fastest blockchain (eat shit Kaspa faggots), complete with a dedicated bridge for Ethereum contracts.

[dumped my bags month No.56024436]

>>56021184
Kek, retards never learn. Not sure about the discount but there are a lot of based assets with utility to accumulate like Rpl, Dua and Ldo which even earn me passive income in the space.