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COMPANIES ARE CHANGING IT FROM 2 YEAR EXPERIENCE TO 3 YEAR EXPERIENCE NEEDED

>> No.56007677

>>56007666
hail satan

just change the number 2 on your resume to a 3. say you were self employed in your field for the extra year

>> No.56007817
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56007817

Does part time count as experience?

>> No.56007838

>>56007817
If you have to ask, no. This is a confidence game.

>> No.56007852

>>56007666
Lie
Fuck them

>> No.56007962

>>56007666
Start asking for 3 years of raises starting on day 1.

>> No.56007978

>>56007666
My first job was a senior position with 5 years experience required. I neeted for the 7 years before that. Why are people so afraid to lie on their resumes? It's not like the HR is full of professional detectives

>> No.56007986
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56007986

>>56007666
Nnobody owes you a job
It's a voluntary transaction. If you don't like it, go find something else.Plenty of jobs out there! Unemployment is at historic lows.

>> No.56007993

>>56007978
letting go of integrity should only be done if you are out of options. optimize for still being able to look at yourself in the mirror

>> No.56008005

>>56007993
I do the work that needs to be done and I'm pretty good at it. Don't see an issue with playing the hiring game

>> No.56008017

>>56007666
>First job real, 2 to 5 years if experience needed in banking compliance.
>Got 0 years of non internship experience and an IT degree.
>My internship manager call someone and get me the 100k a year job.

Thank god networking is all you need to do to have a job today.

>> No.56009087

>>56007993
Integrity? Lol you want to go work in a wagecage to fatten up some corporate executives equity valuation and call that integrity? They will shove "corporate culture" and "we protect those who need it most" type bullshit down your throat daily all the while the *actual* fucking point is to make as much god damn money as possible for the people running the show.

Fuck "integrity". That's for your own sailing, not on somebody else's ship. You can play the integrity game when it's the company grovelling to hire you and not the other way around.

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56009214

>>56007666
It's amazing because some people are have zero experience, even when the role involves overseeing other people with experience.

>> No.56009224

do what I did, find a company that recently went out of business and say that you worked there, they can't call it to verify so there's no way to catch you, it worked for me getting my first job

>> No.56010003

>>56007986
>work is about being lean or a big brain
Boomer retard.

>> No.56010022

>>56007666
Good, I don't want useless colleagues

>> No.56010065

>>56007666
i'm and employer and i don't consider any experience post-2019 to be relevant
wfh harder, zoomers, kek

>> No.56010068

>>56007666
NO PUSSY NO WORK requires 0 experience

>> No.56010125

>>56007666
>companies
you are in the wrong business