/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55999270]

I swear to God if energy stocks don't blow out the market's asshole today it is going to be nothing but baked beans for every labor day party edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55999282]

OW MY BEAR BUSSY

[Anonymous No.55999287]

your capital is at risk. the value of your investments may decrease as well as increase.

[Anonymous No.55999293]

>>55999287
That's why I own everything

[Anonymous No.55999301]

God it’s so comfy being a dividend investor. Thanks to careful research and investments into good companies with wide economic moats I can look forward to a raise every single year. The best part is that I don’t have to worry about the direction of the market in any given year because I don’t need to sell any stock to get paid

[Anonymous No.55999318]

>>55999301
What's the average yield you're getting?

[Anonymous No.55999323]

>>55999293
Damn those non-crosslinked collagen fibers in womens' skin... so soft.

Copperbros, are we officially back? China stimulus, copper reserves down, loads of copper being stolen from a large supplier, US data and China data getting better... will it finally go to $4?

[Anonymous No.55999324]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55999333]

To the guys asking for Sauerkraut stocks.

>Lenzing (AUSTRIA)
is a manufacturer for clothing fibers. EU is going to regulate this further, as clothing is a lot of waste that is often being burned. They want more second hand, more recycling and in the first place more ecological fibers.

[Anonymous No.55999341]

>>55999270
Where's the worthless son of a bitch who shilled LLAP on here? I just wanna talk.

[Anonymous No.55999356]

>>55999301
>Dividends
>Rolling money continually into treasury bonds
The comfy way of investing

[Anonymous No.55999367]

>>55999301
>here are your 4 dollars on your 100k investment sir, see you next quarter
>oh and I apologize, our stock has fallen 78%

[Anonymous No.55999378]

>>55999333
we're going to end up poorer than asia by 2040, except it will be via environmental dictat.

[Anonymous No.55999388]

Remember to filter all divifags, it's like a cult, all they ever have to say is "join us brooo we have divvies haha it's soo comfy broo wow I'm underperforming VTI but I'm like sooo comfy".

[Anonymous No.55999406]

>up 2% on wheat futures since slurping 12 hours ago
Cerealbros ww@?

[Anonymous No.55999415]

>>55999406
dis nigga eating cornflakes

[Anonymous No.55999418]

>>55999367
This isn’t common. I specifically said good companies. Here’s an example
>Lowe’s dividend per year
2012: $0.60
2022: $3.70

[Anonymous No.55999421]

>>55999367
Kek.

[Anonymous No.55999424]

Oil!

[Anonymous No.55999429]

Home Depot yearly dividend since 2012

2012: $1.16
2013: $1.56
2014: $1.88
2015: $2.36
2016: $2.76
2017: $3.56
2018: $4.12
2019: $5.44
2020: $6.00
2021: $6.60
2022: $7.60

[Anonymous No.55999437]

yearly dividend per share since 2010

2010: $1.23
2011: $1.58
2012: $1.84
2013: $2.04
2014: $2.31
2015: $2.40
2016: $2.40
2017: $2.40
2018: $2.74
2019: $3.04
2020: $3.04
2021: $3.90
2022: $4.51

[Anonymous No.55999442]

Studio apartments that were 1000 dollars in 2018 in my area are now charging over 1600.

[Anonymous No.55999444]

Just dont look up telecom companies like verizon and AT&T

[Anonymous No.55999448]

MSFT yearly dividend per share. This is without even taking share price appreciation into account. This is what the anti dividend fags fear most

2012: $0.83
2013: $0.97
2014: $1.15
2015: $1.29
2016: $1.47
2017: $1.59
2018: $1.72
2019: $1.89
2020: $2.09
2021: $2.30
2022: $2.54

[Anonymous No.55999454]

>>55999429
The real rate of inflation oj display right here.

[Anonymous No.55999459]

Higher unemployment means quicker to pause and cut rates. Just if you're wondering why today will be green while unemployment ticks up.

[Anonymous No.55999460]

DIVIDENDED

[Anonymous No.55999461]

>>55999444
Those companies made dividend investors rich. All the smart ones got out when the starting yield hit above 4%. You aren’t a retard are you?

[Anonymous No.55999476]

2012: $2.87
2013: $3.12
2014: $3.28
2015: $3.44
2016: $3.61
2017: $3.83
2018: $4.19
2019: $4.73
2020: $5.04
2021: $5.25
2022: $5.66

[Anonymous No.55999480]

>>55999429
>>55999437
>>55999448
All cool and nice but it looks like we might be at a generational top and yeah...

[Anonymous No.55999490]

>>55999442

[Anonymous No.55999497]

>>55999406
Ah commodities, the third pillar of comfy investing.

[Anonymous No.55999502]

>>55999480
This time for sure

Pepsi
2012: $2.15
2022: $4.30

[Anonymous No.55999511]

2012: $2.40
2013: $2.59
2014: $2.76
2015: $2.95
2016: $3.15
2017: $3.32
2018: $3.54
2019: $3.75
2020: $3.98
2021: $4.19
2022: $4.45

[Anonymous No.55999515]

>>55999415
Kek. Ole Cap'n Crunch head ass nigga. Suga Bear lookin ass mofo.

[Anonymous No.55999520]

>>55999429
>>55999437
>>55999448
>>55999476
>>55999511
Even if all these double or triple their dividends you still get like 2-4% lol.

[Anonymous No.55999530]

>>55999270
ET did well for me yesterday. IDK what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.55999538]

>>55999341
>invoosting in anything shill here other than BOIL in buy zones
Ngmi
g
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[Anonymous No.55999542]

Golden bearrun starts in 5.

[Anonymous No.55999555]

>>55999429
>stock goes up $255.17
>at least I got my $35.60 in dividends
and that's a cherrypicked example lmao

[Anonymous No.55999559]

>>55999520
Show your math. Most of those would be yielding 6%. The beauty is that the growth rate is still huge compared to a stock with a starting yield of 6

[Anonymous No.55999581]

If you dont start shorting today you are going to get heemed. Simple as. Seasonality plus the start of a major crash is just minutes away.

[Anonymous No.55999583]

>>55999555
Get stock price gains and dividends. Based. They were set to DRIP the whole time? Even more based

[Anonymous No.55999587]

Bonds are rising. is this bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.55999591]

GET READY BOBO

[Anonymous No.55999592]

Costco
2012: $1.10
2022: $3.16

[Anonymous No.55999596]

>>55999559
>Most of those would be yielding 6%.
Bullshit
They vield 2-3% and lure you in with "but its rising every year!"

[Anonymous No.55999601]

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[Anonymous No.55999602]

2012: $0.25
2013: $0.35
2014: $0.42
2015: $0.50
2016: $0.59
2017: $0.69
2018: $0.88
2019: $1.05
2020: $1.22
2021: $1.34
2022: $1.58

[Anonymous No.55999603]

>YES, MORE UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE
>PUMP!

[Anonymous No.55999606]

PAYROLE HIGHER
UNEMPLOYMENT HIGHER
WTF AMERICA EGSPLAAAINNNNN

[Anonymous No.55999607]

See what i mean?

[Anonymous No.55999608]

>>55999587
That's extremely bearish.

[Anonymous No.55999613]

I just shorted SPX a few seconds ago, did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.55999615]

BOBO'S ???

[Anonymous No.55999617]

LMAO CANADA -0,2% GDP vs +1,2% EXPECTED AHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.55999619]

The Dutch East India Company paid 18% dividends for nearly 200 years. What changed? Why are dividends such a tremendous scam now?

[Anonymous No.55999620]

>>55999607
ICCT

[Anonymous No.55999622]

>>55999606
Niggers. (Don't ban me jannies demographics drive economics.)

[Anonymous No.55999626]

>>55999596
Are you pretending to be retarded. Most of the ones I posted had a starting yield between .5 and 2%. How you can make a blanket statement saying they all started at 2% and needed at 2% is beyond comprehension. You’re arguing against proof of dividend appreciation because these numbers make you mad. The funny thing is all of the companies I posted were mega companies back in 2012 that retards like you would have said we’re at their top. Now show me the math you used to make your cope statements

[Anonymous No.55999629]

>>55999613
Looks that way...*for now*

[Anonymous No.55999631]

>>55999617
They need millions of more immigrants though.

[Anonymous No.55999637]

>>55999542

[Anonymous No.55999643]

>>55999629
I did this because algo pumps like this tend to reverse pretty quickly, but you never know

[Anonymous No.55999648]

>>55999626
You claimed they yield 6%, nigger
They yield nowhere near that much
Its a fucking scam

>The current dividend yield for Visa as of August 30, 2023 is 0.73%

[Anonymous No.55999651]

ABBV
2013: $1.60
2022: $5.92

[Anonymous No.55999655]

>>55999606
more people in the workforce
which is bullish
which in "bad news are good news" mode is bearish

[Anonymous No.55999657]

>>55999629
>>55999613
Shorting jobs report is dangerous. It's Mumu's last straw. And they won't let go of it.

[Anonymous No.55999661]

>>55999637

[Anonymous No.55999662]

>>55999606
A higher payroll and higher unemployment means that people are re-entering the workforce that were previously out of it. You know those labor force participation rates? This implies that they're going back up as people are seeking work again.

That's why we're now seeing this comfy pump. Higher unemployment on its own would be bad news but coupled with higher payrolls that's really good news.

[Anonymous No.55999664]

>>55999648
>The current dividend yield for Visa as of August 30, 2023 is 0.73%
not for the share I buyed in 2010 lmao

[Anonymous No.55999667]

>>55999648
yeld on cost, friend

[Anonymous No.55999669]

>>55999643
Yep.

[Anonymous No.55999671]

>>55999619
The concept of a forced withdraw as value generation is retarded.

[Anonymous No.55999672]

- Canadian GDP (Y/Y) Jun: 1.1% (exp 1.4%; prev 1.9%)
- GDP (M/M) Jun: -0.2% (exp -0.2%; prevR 0.2%)
- Quarterly GDP Annualised Q2: -0.2% (exp 1.2%; prevR 2.6%)

How are they all different? M/M is as expected, QOQ is severely different. Y/Y is slightly different. I'm too stupid for this.

[Anonymous No.55999675]

>>55999662
>TFW you realize even James had his life put together better than you do.

[Anonymous No.55999676]

Last month's payrolls were revised down from 187k to 157k (all these economic revisions are getting a little ridiculous)
Unemployment rate jumped 3.5 to 3.8%
Earnings increasing less than expected

These are good for less hikes, but bad numbers.

[Anonymous No.55999677]

>>55999662
>bad news is good news
>good news is also good news
MUMU WON

[Anonymous No.55999679]

>>55999648
>current dividend yield
God you’re stupid. Someone who bought visa in 2012 had a current yield of .7%. As the dividend grew the yield on cost rose to in visas case about 5%. The yield is current yield is only less than 1% because the stock price grew. The fact that you don’t know how yield works just let everyone else reading know you aren’t smart

[Anonymous No.55999683]

>>55999619
Imagine buying the top and bagholding until bankruptcy because of >muh dividends

[Anonymous No.55999687]

>>55999559
Most interest rates on government bonds yield higher than the current yields on those stocks even if they double our triple their dividends today and yield 6% I don't see it being worth it the valuations are just unrealistic.

[Anonymous No.55999692]

>>55999664
>>55999667
>>55999679
>just buy my dividend stock and wait 10 years!

[Anonymous No.55999703]

>>55999687
Nice pivot. Treasuries are high now yes but interest rates are much more likely to fall than dividends in quality companies. You can lock yourself in at 5% today but it won’t grow and chances are next year you won’t be able to find a 5% treasury note

[Anonymous No.55999705]

>>55999676
>These are good for less hikes
Lol.
They're hiking in September. Maybe it will effect November but only if housing and energy go down (it won't.)

[Anonymous No.55999710]

>>55999676
Ok, so we're gonna pump on bad numbers in the perspective of rate cuts, just to be wiped out again in 13 days when the CPI come out?
is that the play?
Nice market we have here

[Anonymous No.55999715]

>>55999703
Why the fucg would anyone buy a 0.8% "dividend stock" you nutcase?

[Anonymous No.55999717]

>>55999703
>but interest rates are much more likely to fall than dividends
Not imo.
>You can lock yourself in at 5% today but it won’t grow and chances are next year you won’t be able to find a 5% treasury note
Yeah who knows might find myself a 6% note or a 8% note?

[Anonymous No.55999720]

>>55999710
CPI is a scam too. The game was rigged from the start

[Anonymous No.55999721]

>>55999692
5 minutes ago you didn’t understand yield on cost. You thought someone who bought in 2013 had the current yield of the stock. It’s been great watching you flounder around

[Anonymous No.55999722]

That's a nice pre-market pump.
However...

[Anonymous No.55999723]

>>55999705

[Anonymous No.55999731]

>>55999715
For the dividend growth and share appreciation. Sorry you didn’t understand that concept. Perhaps gambling the entirety of your portfolio on options is more your speed

[Anonymous No.55999737]

>>55999723
I was just going to post that. A hike is completely off the table.

[Anonymous No.55999748]

>>55999720
nah, the june CPI was all over the headlines "we've beaten the inflation" and so on and a big green pump as a result. Now I want my gapfill and the market to realize we're far off the endgame.

[Anonymous No.55999751]

>>55999723
Bidding markets often have little to do with reality.

[Anonymous No.55999755]

tell me why I shouldnt buy DRN? real estate sector is low right now and im not buying a real estate crash.

[Anonymous No.55999762]

>>55999737
Which means now the UNINVERSION CRASH can come

[Anonymous No.55999767]

2012: $0.60
2013: $0.66
2014: $0.73
2015: $0.77
2016: $0.87
2017: $0.98
2018: $1.11
2019: $1.25
2020: $1.40
2021: $1.54
2022: $1.70

[Anonymous No.55999769]

I'll have nap (EU), boring. EU at least is moving down.

[Snip-Sama No.55999771]

First for the first of many bear rallies on NVDA

[Anonymous No.55999772]

>>55999703
You’re counting on rates falling and then selling your 50 year bond for a tidy ten bagger

[Anonymous No.55999778]

Do I buy long calls for energy stocks at open?

[Anonymous No.55999794]

Am I retarded?
>Unemployment UP
>Labor participation rate UP
what? Aren't those two inversely related?
>Payrolls UP
>Payrolls last month revised DOWN
>Hourly wages down slightly
I fuckin hate jobs reports as they don't make any sense at all to me. They also seem heavily manipulated as they get to choose which data to hold and keep and use and which companies to survey.
Still, seems bullish overall... though, coupled with personal spending bigly up... nah, JPow is too much of a puzzi to raise now

[Anonymous No.55999796]

>>55999772
I’m not counting on rates falling. It doesn’t matter what happens with the market my dividends go up every year. It’s nice having treasuries yield this much right now but you can’t depend on rates to stay elevated like you can depend on dividends from good companies to grow

[Anonymous No.55999799]

Long war sats.

Check out russia today, go long on Lockheed and sat producers

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55999802]

I've been on a 48 hour bender, and bought a bunch of shit like why the fuck do I own GLD calls that expire in fucking march?

[Snip-Sama No.55999808]

>>55999799
This I agree

[Anonymous No.55999811]

>>55999802
tell us all of your other positions so we know exactly what not to do.

[Anonymous No.55999812]

I wonder why people are buying into this rally? Who is purchasing at this price point? I'm genuinely curious.

[Anonymous No.55999818]

>>55999731
When I look a stock like Visa I ask myself who the fuck in the right mind would buy this shit? Considering the valuations and the current yield it's just not worth it to me. If it works for you it works I guess.

[Anonymous No.55999826]

I made 3$ passively today. Life is good.

[Anonymous No.55999829]

>>55999356
New Thread Theme

https://youtu.be/JAYoLyO5hCs?si=mObe6_An2zjpAzPp

[Anonymous No.55999839]

>>55999794
Unemployment only counts people actively seeking work. People not actively seeking work aren't in the labor force but those who are... are. Hence unemployment ticking up along with participation, more people are seeking jobs and thus now being counted as unemployed instead of simply out of the work force.

[Anonymous No.55999846]

>>55999818
You should look into correcting that flaw. You would have said the same thing about Visa when it was at its all time highs 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.55999850]

>>55999794
They’ve revised jobs data down the past 15 months. 60% of this number just covers the revisions that went down. The data is all messed up because they’re lying each month

[Anonymous No.55999867]

>>55999850
LOL they change it by a factor of two decimal points for job reports before. These numbers, It is known.

[Anonymous No.55999872]

>>55999794
>Unemployment UP
>Labor participation rate UP
More people are actively looking for work and more people are working. Remember, unemployment is defined by the people actively looking for work while not having a job.
>Payrolls UP
>Payrolls last month revised DOWN
>Hourly wages down slightly
Payrolls are overall up, but the more recent data shows its going down. It's like speed vs acceleration. Hourly wages follows suit as well

[Anonymous No.55999874]

It really is amazing that you can eat McDonald's and your farts the next day literally smell like McDonald's. No other food does that.

[Anonymous No.55999878]

>>55999648
Everybody take a moment to look at this guy who doesn’t understand how yield works. If he doesn’t have access to another device or a VPN he won’t be able to post in /smg/ until next thread. A decisive victory for dividend chads

[Anonymous No.55999879]

>>55999794
>Still, seems bullish overall
lmao.

[Snip-Sama No.55999881]

You know there’s not going to be a pivot in the interest rates anytime soon, right? People are already priced out of buying houses.

[Anonymous No.55999891]

>>55999881
wrong, homebuilders are near ATH

[Anonymous No.55999900]

>>55999891
Oh my fucking god, how fucking retarded are you people?

[Anonymous No.55999902]

>>55999878
Do you get paid for this, you lunatic?

[Anonymous No.55999905]

>>55999891
at all time costs

[Anonymous No.55999911]

>>55999874
Does that imply your shit is mcdonalds or mcdonalds is shit?

[Anonymous No.55999915]

>>55999902
He gets paid in dividends, $2 every 3 months

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55999919]

>>55999794
The whole market is pozed beyond believe. I wouldn't trust any data you read. They've begun hiring animals who can't even do basic addition and subtraction to be the CFOs at these corporations because of those DEI and ESG mandates.

[Snip-Sama No.55999926]

>>55999891
Home prices are already rising. They’ve already bottomed out and had already adjusted to inflation. Homeowners who refinanced their homes at 2-3% rates are never selling.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55999930]

>>55999811
I bought 10K shares of MULN

[Anonymous No.55999933]

>>55999902
Cope for not knowing how yield works
>>55999915
Cope for being BTFO by my lists of dividend appreciating companies

[Anonymous No.55999942]

>>55999891
correct. its one of the best performing sectors when i watched recently.

[Snip-Sama No.55999955]

>>55999891
>>55999942
>1 post by this ID
Ignoring the shills

[Anonymous No.55999956]

>>55999794
Just buy, goy. There is surely no risk in buying the second double top right as we go into labor day weekend, right before it dumped the last couple of years. The market will surely make a new ATH in september.

[Anonymous No.55999957]

GSAT
CYBN
MVST

load up ladies

Now, how can I max profit from the inevitable OIL run?

[Anonymous No.55999959]

>>55999881
The last stripper I talked to was living in her car so we're not *quite* there yet.

[Anonymous No.55999961]

I honestly don't know what to think or do in this market

[Anonymous No.55999969]

A pump on the first of Septembear.
Need it or keep it?

[Anonymous No.55999971]

>>55999881
pls say that was the actual headline pic

[Anonymous No.55999976]

>>55999881
Imagine buying a $300k house for $3k down kek. What could possibly go wrong?
>>55999911
That's quite the philosophical dilemma. That's like asking what came first the chicken or the egg?

[Anonymous No.55999979]

Buying more AMR today

[Snip-Sama No.55999980]

>>55999961
Tell everyone you know that they should cash out of their banks because banks are collapsing and they should keep all their cash and life savings under the bed

[Anonymous No.56000006]

You can only post in /smg/ if you have a mortgage rate lower than 5%

[Anonymous No.56000019]

imagine replying to a namefag

[Anonymous No.56000020]

>>56000006
I don't even know what my mortgage payment is. It just debits an account every month.

[Anonymous No.56000022]

>>55999980
I'd hedge the cash with some silver, gold, canned food and ammo, but otherwise solid

[Anonymous No.56000025]

>>56000006
I dont have a mortgage, does that count?

[Anonymous No.56000037]

There goes my MMM put

[Anonymous No.56000038]

look at these clowns pumping futures. What's their end game? Lure retard bulls chasing a 4% weekly SPY move for exit liquidity?

[Anonymous No.56000039]

>>56000025
Ah, a 0% loan, that's quite anti-semitic

[Anonymous No.56000044]

>>56000000

[Anonymous No.56000047]

>>55999961
Let your uninvoosted CASH sit in HOOD gaining 4.9% while it awaits your trigger pull for the moment you *do* know what to do.

[Anonymous No.56000050]

>TFW your account balance is down again on baseless market pumps

[Anonymous No.56000068]

will this weed pump last this time ?

[Anonymous No.56000069]

>>56000006
2.5%, get on my level

[Anonymous No.56000070]

>>56000050

[Anonymous No.56000074]

>>55999778
Only if you want to be rich

[Anonymous No.56000075]

this market couldnt be more green holy shet
>and im cashgang :/

[Anonymous No.56000076]

why are you faggots trying to short? we're in a bull market. stop being gay and grab some quick calls in and out

[Snip-Sama No.56000077]

>>56000022
Checked.
My first ever gold coin btw

[Anonymous No.56000084]

>>55999980
Has that goblina started an onlyfans yet? I know it's inevitable. It's what all aspiring "models" devolve into. I need somebody to leak it so I can see what color her butthole is.

[Anonymous No.56000085]

>>56000047
>le brokie/federal agent shill

[Anonymous No.56000087]

>>56000076
I guess my mistake was trying to apply logic to a clown market

[Anonymous No.56000089]

>>55999301
Based. I’m starting to slowly build out something reasonable. What are your choice dividend payers? Maybe one day I can get something like that DEW (dividends every week) autismo

[Anonymous No.56000094]

>>56000047
I'm already 60% in money markets
I think i won't buy stuff anymore for a while

[Anonymous No.56000097]

OH MUMUU~

[Anonymous No.56000113]

>divibaggies don't know that you can get dividends literally every day by buying on the eve of ex-divvie date and don't have to baghold all year around
what now divifags?

[Anonymous No.56000114]

Could this be the fabled Golden Stag(flation) Run?

[Anonymous No.56000115]

>>56000113

[Anonymous No.56000123]

>>56000076
Tony Dwyer is bearish now. It's unironically over

[Anonymous No.56000137]

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

[Snip-Sama No.56000144]

>>56000084
She’s a 6ft French-Norwegian girl who is an only child to her rich parents. She’s a decent person and she doesn’t really need OF money for anything. Get your coomer brain out of the gutters and accept that there are some decent girls out there that exist.

[Anonymous No.56000155]

bobos how has your week gone % wise??

[Anonymous No.56000156]

predict market opening level

[Anonymous No.56000158]

>>56000113
hey this guy is on to something...

[Anonymous No.56000162]

I can't believe soxx is almost back to ath with the current state of the industry
it's literally hopium. Later this month, we'll have Micron who's gonna hopefully make a reality check on those PE

[Anonymous No.56000174]

europoor here. should i dump AVGO before the burger market opens?

[Anonymous No.56000173]

>>56000085
>le schizo nigger
Imagine calling someone that suggests staying cashgang and making interest on their cash until they themselves know what to do a fed shill, and then announcing that you yourself are cash gang.

[Anonymous No.56000178]

>>55999657
/this

[Anonymous No.56000180]

OIL BROS....

[Anonymous No.56000186]

>>56000180
what is the best way to profit on OIL?

[Anonymous No.56000195]

>>56000158
I know you're being sarcastic but the volatility/derivatives market almost certainly cancels out the (expected) gains.

[Anonymous No.56000196]

he's late

[Anonymous No.56000197]

>>56000158
lel, I actually tried this 3 days in a row 2 years ago, I lost a few hundred from the price of the stocks going down more than the dividend gave. Dividends make stock prices go down.

[Anonymous No.56000198]

if today isn't red nothing is stopping this market

[Anonymous No.56000203]

>>56000173
its the robinhoodnigger recommendation that did it

[Anonymous No.56000204]

>DXY doing a little head and shoulders action

[Anonymous No.56000207]

bang bang bang

open the goddamn amrketsss

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56000210]

>>56000156
it'll open at the starting level for the day

[Anonymous No.56000214]

HOLY SHIT MY PUTS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56000229]

>>56000214
your puts, what about my puts?

[Anonymous No.56000232]

>>56000214
My puts!

[Anonymous No.56000235]

>>56000144
That must not be the same girl. Selena the goblina is Brazilian.
>Get your coomer brain out of the gutters
I only exist to coom.

[Snip-Sama No.56000238]

I believe in you bobros, SHOW ME THOSE LONG RED LINES.

[Anonymous No.56000243]

these days are beautiful feeling when your position keeps going up every day and the good feeling continues.

i hope the bullrun never ends for my stock

[Anonymous No.56000247]

fomoed in. all in tech stocks. i can no longer watch the green from the sidelines

[Anonymous No.56000249]

What a fuckin open.

[Anonymous No.56000251]

WHERE'S THAT MUMU
COME OUT AND FACE ME

[Anonymous No.56000252]

FYI, unemployment needs to increase 3x for Powell to be satisfied. Rate end point isn’t fixed, by spring next year he will say “7.25-7.5” by the summer, we’ll be looking at close to 10.

RATES WILL INCREASE UNTIL UNEMPLOYMENT GOES HIGHER. MUCH HIGHER.

[Anonymous No.56000253]

>>56000238
Better hope those 8/4 highs hold, we're right there

[Anonymous No.56000256]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56000257]

I'm closing Etrade. I'll see you guys on Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.56000262]

>>56000247
dude, we're 13days out of a shit CPI. hopefully you're in for short terms

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56000261]

>>56000252
can't we just incorporate the illegals into the data? I'm sure the 20 million illegals aren't working and could make the unemployment rate look better for him

[Anonymous No.56000266]

>>56000256
SHUT UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT MUMU!!
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!

[Anonymous No.56000269]

AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT LOLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.56000276]

Ain't nuthin' but a bobo party
Ain't nuthin' but a bobo party
Nothin' but a bobo party
Ain't nuthin' but a bobo party

[Anonymous No.56000277]

>>56000257

[Anonymous No.56000280]

>>56000256
TODAY ITS EITHER YOU OR ME MUMU
THERES NOT ENOUGH MARKET FOR THE BOTH OF US

[Anonymous No.56000285]

>open Think or Swim
>CALL ALERT: Immediate action required.
>close app
>shut down phone
Phew, that was a close one

[Anonymous No.56000288]

>>56000285
>margin call faxed through your printer

heh nothing personal kiddo

[Anonymous No.56000293]

ABORT! WHOOP WHOOP TERRAIN TERRAIN WHOOOOOOOOP

[Anonymous No.56000294]

>>56000285
Pay up or you'll end up like your othee bull friends

[Anonymous No.56000295]

good morning
friday morning
very comfy market we are having today
simple as

[Anonymous No.56000297]

Uranium bros.....were winning

[Anonymous No.56000298]

>>56000077
Damn anon, thats kino. Looks like some shit youd find on a treasure ship.

[Anonymous No.56000300]

Fubo and Rumble going strong again.

[Anonymous No.56000302]

CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN

[Anonymous No.56000305]

>rejected
People are trying to sell the top before the inevitable september dump. That's funny.

[Snip-Sama No.56000307]

IT'S A LONG RIDE DOWN, MUMUS AND YOU KNOW IT.

[Anonymous No.56000308]

>>56000288
Little do they know my fax machine is behind seven proxies

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56000310]

>>56000285
I always just let the position appreciate out of the deficit. No problem.

[Anonymous No.56000311]

>>56000261
Nope. Get used to $100 bags of groceries, bagtranny. It’s going to be a while.
When they say “sticky inflation” it’s just a nice way to say “Powell is too much of a pussy to get the job done”

[Anonymous No.56000314]

>They actually stalled out the collapse until September so they can blame it on seasonal downturn
Holy shit these glowniggers really did it

[Anonymous No.56000315]

>>56000285
They’ll get you either way, retard.

[Anonymous No.56000316]

meme stocks

[Holocaust Promoter !!Dg0jQpWBdKT No.56000321]

>>56000310
This is my new trip baggie, do you rike it

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56000324]

>>56000311
>$100 bags of groceries?
What are you shopping at dollar general? A bag of groceries is like $250 at whole foods.

[Anonymous No.56000325]

>>56000077
fake and plated
until you cut it in half to check for sure
probably pig iron or something even cheaper inside tbqdesu

[Anonymous No.56000327]

>>55999613
I was right to short the scam pump

[Anonymous No.56000330]

>every dumping candle gets bought up.

so this is the power of the big boys in the market

[Anonymous No.56000334]

>his entire portfolio hinges on the price action of a single day

[Anonymous No.56000339]

>>56000269
>>56000276
>>56000280
>>56000293
>>56000294
>>56000307
>>56000327

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56000342]

Hey my NVDA puts are moving parabolic!

[Anonymous No.56000344]

>>55999969
No one wants to be the bagholder buying the top.

[Anonymous No.56000345]

>>56000324
Does your gookfu force you to shop at whole foods? Seems weird because they literally use gutter oil in their country.

[Anonymous No.56000346]

>>56000339
That's how every bull faggot looks, imagine my shock

[Anonymous No.56000347]

>>56000339
Nasdaq already red

[Anonymous No.56000350]

still green
still loving life
living the dream
and you know what i would do if it went down? buy more, same as if it goes up
it's really that easy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56000352]

>>56000345
No she makes me drive her to H-mart.

[Anonymous No.56000353]

What’s literally the most reliable indicator?

[Anonymous No.56000358]

>>56000347
>+0.07%

[Anonymous No.56000361]

hello there

[Anonymous No.56000363]

>>56000353
Note: They're both wearing collard shirts.
Don't go outside in logo t-shirts and sweatpants unless you're mowing the lawn.

[Anonymous No.56000365]

....and we're back to crabbing again

[Anonymous No.56000366]

Gay janny banned me for sharing the knowledge that an easy jew detection method is if the ear is below the brow line

[Anonymous No.56000368]

>>56000361
Chad oil barron

[Anonymous No.56000369]

>>56000363
Sorry I exclusively wear golf shirts I got for free as corporate promotional items.

[Anonymous No.56000371]

Haha, that dollar reversal caught me off guard lol

[Anonymous No.56000374]

>>56000353
lumber v gold
XLU v total market
SP500 200 day sma
VIXchan
for longer term stuff are the easiest for me
fuck doing daily bullshit

[Snip-Sama No.56000375]

INTO THE FIRES OF BATTLE,
UNTO THE ANVIL OF WAR,
SHOW ME YOUR MARKETS,
AND I SHALL SHOW YOU ITS RUINS.

[Anonymous No.56000377]

How long do I bother keeping an option that's in the red before selling at a loss?
1 week to exp? Or more?

[Anonymous No.56000379]

>>56000369
Heh those are ok too.

[Anonymous No.56000382]

>>56000366

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56000384]

>>56000366
awe fuck, my ear is just below my brow line

[Holocaust Promoter !!Dg0jQpWBdKT No.56000385]

>>56000345
His gookfu is Korean, also do you rike her tits?
https://files.catbox.moe/jdusdz.jpg

[Anonymous No.56000387]

Update

[Anonymous No.56000388]

XLE smashed $90

[Anonymous No.56000389]

"Unemployment went up but went down for black Americans"

[Anonymous No.56000390]

>>56000352
>h mart
>it's an Asian grocery store
I didn't even know these existed. Must be an ancient Chinese secret.

[Anonymous No.56000391]

>>56000366
>>56000382
kek

[Anonymous No.56000394]

>>56000387
wtf is wrong with homosexuals?

[Anonymous No.56000395]

Mumu. Be honest. Even you didn't really think it would keep going up today, did you?

[Anonymous No.56000399]

>>56000387
Pure, undistilled mental illness

[Anonymous No.56000401]

>>56000366
Thanks for the tip.

[Anonymous No.56000402]

>>56000390
There are a zillion around DC.

[Anonymous No.56000406]

russell is poompi so i think nasdiggeridoo will catch up.

bobos back to their cuckshed

[Anonymous No.56000407]

>>56000394
they gay

[Anonymous No.56000408]

boats boats boats
>>56000387
I didn't know burp anon was back

[Anonymous No.56000412]

>Septembear
>Octobear
>Novembear
>Decembear
Bobo season

[Anonymous No.56000413]

>>56000385
>Korean
A gook is a chink is a nip. They're all the same to me. And yes I still have his gookfu's tits securely saved on my hard drive.

[Anonymous No.56000415]

Russell bros...we heal...the small caps shall inherit the market

[Anonymous No.56000418]

Let's see.

[Anonymous No.56000420]

and its only the 1st of September. at least 29 days of agony awaits :)

[Anonymous No.56000422]

>>56000408
Forgot my pic
boats boats boats

[Anonymous No.56000423]

>>56000415
russell kings are leading the recession market

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56000429]

>>56000412
I think the market is going to close the year another 10% higher from these levels, but you guys are welcome to try going short.

[Anonymous No.56000433]

>>56000422
Boats used to be more expensive than houses new. Now new boats large enough to live on are cheaper than everything except rotting shacks in Chicago.
It's not a bullish indicator, it indicates people are running out of options and executing on backup plans.

[Anonymous No.56000434]

>>56000420
i'll take a month of +0.3% days

[Anonymous No.56000436]

>>56000423
>>56000415
i picked up some of dat dere URTY and it be doin lil sumthin

[Anonymous No.56000437]

Dividend investing is always a carrot on a stick. Who gives a shit that you're getting 6% yield on your investment when there are stocks that go up 2x,3x in a single year. I bet you are like the dumb fuck who told their entire family to buy iBonds and put their money into 4% yielding bank accounts because of the incredible rate, and meanwhile JPM is up 40-60% YTD. Dumb fucks lmao

[Holocaust Promoter !!Dg0jQpWBdKT No.56000440]

>>56000429
KEK
BAGGOT GOING BULLISH
HERE IS YOUR TOP SIGNAL

[Anonymous No.56000446]

>>56000399
It’s either that or a very passive aggressive complaint about his roommate’s burping.

[Anonymous No.56000448]

>>56000324
Whole Foods fucking sucks. My ShopRite is based because it’s a lot of local shit at normal (relative to inflation) prices

[Anonymous No.56000447]

>>56000429
I don't trust you're being honest here

[Anonymous No.56000458]

bottom is in SPY - 264 by September 11

[Anonymous No.56000468]

>>56000458
i meant 464

[Anonymous No.56000477]

Can’t have inflation if you’re unemployed

[Holocaust Promoter !!Dg0jQpWBdKT No.56000478]

>>56000458
You were right the first time

[Anonymous No.56000482]

>>56000447
He may think that, whether he is a reputable source or not is tbd

[Anonymous No.56000487]

>>56000446
It's a request for burp anon. He does onlyfans for mentally ill burp fetishists. I can't believe he's still getting customers. I didn't realize how many depraved bastards there are out there.

[Anonymous No.56000500]

Bears have been taking Ls the entire week

Lol
Lmao

[Anonymous No.56000502]

>>56000487
It’s called catfish

[Anonymous No.56000514]

We're closing red today. youve been warned

[Anonymous No.56000523]

ooooooOOOOUUUUTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.56000524]

>>56000500
absolute retards

[Anonymous No.56000525]

>>56000437
Huge cope. Reliable income can be better than trying to find stocks that go up 3x in a year. You may get lucky but you may not

[Anonymous No.56000532]

Tesla bounce off that 250 is going to be monumental

[Anonymous No.56000550]

>>56000514

[Anonymous No.56000552]

CVNA!!!

[Anonymous No.56000560]

>>56000353
reliable indicator of what?

[Anonymous No.56000566]

>>56000353
Your momma

[Anonymous No.56000570]

how's the vix so fucking low holy shit

[Snip-Sama No.56000571]

[Anonymous No.56000576]

Kill bobos. Behead bobos. Roundhouse kick a bobo into the concrete. Slam dunk a bobo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bears. Defecate in a bobos food. Launch bobos into the sun. Stir fry bobos in a wok. Toss bobos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bobos gas tank. Judo throw bobos into a wood chipper. Twist bobos heads off. Report bobos to the IRS. Karate chop bobos in half. Curb stomp pregnant black bobos. Trap bobos in quicksand. Crush bobos in the trash compactor. Liquefy bobos in a vat of acid. Eat bobos. Dissect bobos. Exterminate bobos in the gas chamber. Stomp bobo skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bobos in the oven. Lobotomize bobos. Mandatory abortions for bobos. Grind bobo fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bobos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bobos with a ray gun. Kick old bobos down the stairs. Feed bobos to alligators. Slice bobos with a katana.

[Anonymous No.56000577]

>>56000353
Frozen lasagna.

[Anonymous No.56000578]

>>56000570
because we're in a bull market and you fools keep fighting the trend

[Anonymous No.56000582]

>>56000571
Nice.

[Anonymous No.56000586]

>>56000570
0dtes

[Anonymous No.56000587]

>>56000390
We don’t want you farang stinking up the place. I don’t know what your problem is, but nothing but weirdo honkaloids come in there. Some cracker nutcase came in without a cart and tried to take my cart yelling out loud, “IS THIS SOMEONE’S CART???” I was nanoseconds drop kicking him in the face.

[Anonymous No.56000588]

>>56000353
If you need some something visual a I go cloud if you don’t then just lines, price, shapes and volume.

Make a plan and follow it no matter what you’re looking at. Use runners for your degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.56000589]

>>56000578
Delusional
The only people “fighting the trend” are the ones like you who are not listening to the fed

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56000592]

>>56000578
I know right, imagine not buying UNH while it's below $500 a share

[FRESH No.56000598]

>>56000585
>>56000585
>>56000585

[Anonymous No.56000601]

>>56000589
look around retard

[Anonymous No.56000603]

I brought my first ever actual index option. Fuck SPY, all my niggas trade SPX

[Anonymous No.56000604]

>>56000353
Gut feel

[Anonymous No.56000606]

>>56000587
CRBPajeet you don't belong there either!!! Nobody wants you shitting in the aisles.

[Anonymous No.56000625]

>DELL
WTF? Beat earnings, worse revenue and operating margins compared to last year and getting worse with each year.... but beat expectations. AI bros, AI... I can understand +5-10% but +20%, the hell?
They really are just mocking us at this point

[Anonymous No.56000631]

>>56000601
> look around retard
I am, and I see that everyone is wrong and that the economy is extremely sick.

[Anonymous No.56000636]

>>56000625
Dell is a sharecropper for Microsoft. The Windows platform is obviously going nowhere very fast and Dell has no plan for that.

[Anonymous No.56000638]

>>56000186
Some Anons buy OIL company stocks like XOM, PBR, etc., which go up and down with the prices of OIL to varying degrees, then there's OIL specific ETFs that more or less exactly match the OIL price movements, some leveraged in addition. Be careful of "buying the top" once things have already poomped a lot, as OIL has been rising since June 27th, but today hit peeks higher than anything since Novemeber 2022.

[Anonymous No.56000648]

>>56000636
Wait it went up? What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.56000655]

>>56000606
Just stay away, cracker. Everyone laughs at you as you walk by with that 10lb of make up whore.

[Anonymous No.56000787]

>>56000631
you whine and bitch about the DXY on twitter don't you

[Anonymous No.56000805]

>>56000638
is this good >>56000361

[Anonymous No.56000841]

Fuckin hate this EU scam market that now suddenly think it has it's own mind. Fuckin slept during the dump and didn't take profits and now it pumps, sons of whores, especially Sweden which is today more bullish than the rest, faggots.

[Anonymous No.56000843]

>>56000805
That is a leveraged ETF, and again, you're looking at quite possibly buying the top of a rally that's been running for a while already. It is absolutely possible for it to keep going up, and I suspect that it will, but BEWARE of the potential DANGER, particularly of even just pullbacks along the way. Do not go in too heavy, just enough to potentially profit from what is obviously a LEARNING EXPERIENCE. That being said, I'm more of a ProShares man so UCO and SCO are what I tend to use for OIL.

[Anonymous No.56000905]

>>56000843
>>56000805
>I suspect that it will
I should clarify that I mean this over the coming weeks/months,but today is something of a top for sure.

[Anonymous No.56000964]

>>56000905
I agree we're in top territory but you must consider your audience. This degen, much like ourselves, is hoping to capture some of this area in hopes of some catalyst moving into recently tread area of buyers/sellers.

[Anonymous No.56000975]

>>56000964
>>56000905
>Oops picrel

Degen as stated.

[Anonymous No.56001000]

>>56000964
it's just a lottery play, yes - if you take a look at the options chain, I'm not really up 300%

[Anonymous No.56001081]

Crab market day incoming

[Anonymous No.56001171]

>>56000964
I thought the audience was retard who needs a helpful hand but try to warn them that they are a retard and discourage their intended course but if they just insist on invoosting while retarded then here's some pointers towards the way.

[Anonymous No.56001262]

>>56000433
The chart is titled "spending on PLEASURE boats"
Not "spending on PRIMARY RESIDENCE boats"

[Anonymous No.56001279]

>>56001171
it cost like 50 bucks for a lottery ticket

[Anonymous No.56001789]

>>56000382
Who would believe even that the post op physiognomy is a white person?

[Anonymous No.56001861]

>>56001279
Yeah, ok, that's very reasonable, but I'm used to seeing Anons sink thousands and tens of thousands, ALL IN at one more or less ARBITRARY point!

[Anonymous No.56002057]

I read these threads by zooming past all the images and it gives a nice story of the battle between mumu and bobo