/GJG/ - Get A Job General #5

[Anonymous No.55995996]

Last thread >>55947025
Bullrun is coming in 12-16 months. Any job right now is effectively paying 10x-35x per hour if you put the money in smart plays.

Make sure to not work a job that tires you out physically and mentally otherwise you're just going to be an empty husk. Find work in an industry that actively promotes growth in a skillset you're looking to improve.

This is also a solid way to get a case study for any future business you'd like to start. Networking during working hours basically lets you build a book of references that are more than willing to help you find new opportunities on the presumption that you'll do the same for them

Business is just people.

This thread is for:
- Answering questions about finding jobs that pay well despite being not having a significant barrier to entry
- How to bullshit resumes/interviews in order to get these jobs
- Leveraging job experience to job hop every 2-4 months to get better positions
- Overemployment

If you absolutely can't find a job, go become a barback at a restaurant or a bar. Don't work fastfood.

[Anonymous No.55996020]

Get a job, literally any job and dump all excess funds into coins that let you stake. Don't swing trade. Don't DEX gamble. Wait till bull run is officially happening for that. Just work and stake. Now. NOW.

[Anonymous No.55996420]

>>55996020
solid advice.

[Anonymous No.55996425]

>>55995996
Never. Leverage and margin. I'll die before I go back

[Anonymous No.55996603]

>>55996020
Best place to stake ETH?

[Anonymous No.55996763]

>>55996020
thats what im trying to do but i cant a fucking call back from a job that doesnt pay dogshit

[Anonymous No.55996776]

>>55996763
they all pay dogshit. The best paying jobs don't actually even exist. Ghost jobs.

[Anonymous No.55996784]

>>55995996
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now...

[Anonymous No.55996794]

>>55996776
yeah but im AT LEAST trying to make 20/hr. Applied to a few base pay+comission jobs so i hope it works out for me.

[Anonymous No.55996815]

> just realized I attached the wrong file replaying to last few offers
> the website shows my applications were never opened by the recruiter anyway

this could have been embarrasing

[Anonymous No.55996954]

>>55996763
I literally work gas station for 19/h with consistent overtime while pooping innawoods. You have no excuse
>>b-but I need my 6 figure globohomo job with my 35k/y goyslop house to drive my faggot150 truck 2 hours every day
NO. EXCUSE. YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.55996991]

>>55996954
>B-But it's boring, how do I play sports ball #2516 or armyman shooter #4716? How do I learn about furfags or tranny promotions?
you don't. You pirate media from before pronouns and influencers. You will never be as free as me

[Anonymous No.55997020]

>B-But if I leave society and work enough to receive a refund while draining resources the jews win
PATHETIC. The collapse was irreversible before you were even born. Did you think clown world was a meme? All you can do is go to the place that brown people fear and harden yourself for what is to come. COME HOME WHITE (and Italian/irish) MAN

[Anonymous No.55997039]

i like this guy in the woods
how long until he builds a cabin and starts sending mail to government officials

[Anonymous No.55997054]

>>55997039
Exaclty my point. That solution existed before you were born. Le Minecrafting won't save you from infinite browns

[Anonymous No.55997093]

>>55995996
would you guys think I'm a retard if I got a job at and ice cream store making 15 - 18 an hour?

[Anonymous No.55997191]

>>55995996
I'm 31 and work a really tedious job where I essentially edit captions of mainstream news trash like Fox and CNN. I can work whenever I want but only make $25 an hour and can only DCA about $300 a week into crypto. Should I just start working 7 days a week and go full tryhard mode?
I still want to relax and play vidya and stuff, but I can't help thinking that if I don't put enough money in over the next couple of years, I'm going to actually want to kill myself if I don't end up making it next run.

[Anonymous No.55997203]

>>55997093
That depends on how much your cost of living is in that area. If you're in a gigacity in New York/ California / Washington etc, then probably not since your rent/commute time will eat a large amount of it

[Anonymous No.55997209]

>>55997191
>I need to make it next run
>but the heckin bing bing wahoo bros...
NO. EXCUSE.

[None !iL8OKfslp2 No.55997218]

>>55996420
checked

[I don't work No.55997223]

no

[Anonymous No.55997224]

>>55996020
tell me what coins do i go all in bitcoin or something? or do i stake eth?

[None !iL8OKfslp2 No.55997231]

>>55996603
balls
>>55996776
true
>>55996954
true but strange
>>55997020
true
>>55997039
based
>>55997093
yes
>>55997191
gay
>>55997209
based? I don't know

[I don't work No.55997233]

>>55996603
Lido. Average APR is 4%. You get placeholder stETH after staking which you can trade back for ETH anytime. You can also use stETH to join other pools which increases your risk but increases the gains.

[None !iL8OKfslp2 No.55997237]

>>55997224
something
quant qnt
and ftm
maybe bnb
but sell at the profits and buy bitcoin then

[Anonymous No.55997301]

>>55997224
Eth is always a good stake I think since once the time comes btc goes parabolic eth will as well because the shitcoin casino
After that its up to you. Pick a couple bluechips with decent rates that have existed for half a decade. I personally like cosmos and avax. Anything with above 10% rate should be seen as risky. If the coin you are staking in has a network it should rise similar to eth when BTC goes parabolic, but to a lesser extent because eth network has been around longest

These are all just the opinions of some sperg innawoods with very VERY little programming knowledge though so I'm sure someone will tell you why staking network coins is Le Bad. But I'm gonna do it anyways

(My ID might have rerolled)

[Anonymous No.55997318]

>>55997191
>work a really tedious job where I essentially edit captions of mainstream news trash like Fox and CNN
is it hard to get into? any qualifications or programs you need to learn? cause I'm trying to find a job but got no luck so far

[Anonymous No.55997322]

I came into my job planning to get experience for 1-2 years and leave, but at I think I’m actually going to end up staying 5 years or more maybe. I think I do a really good job, I like what I do, and I couldn’t think of a better company in this industry to move up in.

The white pill is out there anons, one day you’ll realize you’re happy and flourishing in your lane, and it never has to end

[Anonymous No.55997324]

>>55996954
>>55997020
Come visit me in Quilcene, schizo fren!

[Anonymous No.55997327]

>>55997191
What is the job title for this sort of work? I would love $25/hour. I only make $9.25/hour working fast food.

[Anonymous No.55997346]

>>55997324
Unironically might happen. The goal remains to travel on foot towards Olympic national forest in the spring assuming everything maintains financially. I want to make lake cushman my entrance hub at some point which would be about 40 miles away

[Anonymous No.55997380]

>>55997346
How far away are you now?
>on foot
Why?

[Anonymous No.55997383]

>>55997322
What do you do? I’m on my 5th job and I’ve wanted to kill myself after 1 year at each one

[Anonymous No.55997402]

>>55997383
I do banking. Get paid a reasonable wage to learn about stuff I already wanted to learn. I quit or got fired from multiple shitty jobs in quick succession before this too, find what you like and job hop until it’s perfect.

[Anonymous No.55997444]

hey anons Im 29 and I make $35k net yearly in Sweden. I have 1 BTC and maybe $8k in cash savings. I despise every second of my life.
I dream of creating my own NFT project and I think of getting a smart contract developer job first so I could gain industry experience first. At the bare minimum I have to get a 100% remote job I could do in sunny El Salvador instead of staying in gloomy and rainy Sweden...
Challenge is I have 0 experience programming, I have an engineering degree (3.5 years) in production process engineering and a masters (2 years) with double specialization in project management and supply chain management.

Can you advise what would be the shortest path to $100k/yr salary? I can relocate anywhere, should I move to a cheap shithole and study Solidity for 2 years of my savings?
pls no bully im already at the edge

[Anonymous No.55997515]

>>55997327
Caption editor or transcriptionist probably. How do you only make 9 bucks an hour? The places where I live that start at like $15. I thought they all raised their wages.

>>55997318
Nah, I'm a college dropout and they took me. They test you on your grammar skills and audit the fuck out of your work when you first start though. The hardest part is finding a company that actually has a quality client base and good software to use.
This kind of work is on its way out. That's one of the reasons I want to make it with crypto.
We've lost a lot of our workload recently because of AI. They haven't been hiring new people in a while and they probably won't for a long time.

[Anonymous No.55997835]

>>55997380
>How far away are you now?
Nice try fbi
>Why?
Because eternal struggle is eternal growth

[Anonymous No.55997882]

>>55997233
what are the best places to put your stETH?

[Anonymous No.55997892]

>>55995996
if you work you die

[Anonymous No.55997948]

>>55997835
>paranoid about glowing agents
>continuously posts selfies all over /biz/

[Anonymous No.55997972]

>>55997948
My selfie catalogue are delayed by several months, I dig pitfall traps with shit inside and leave before posting the location on here. That's why I get banned so frequently now. Jannies and glowniggers HATE poop

[Anonymous No.55998004]

>>55997972
>My selfie catalogue are delayed by several months
The point isn't that that they can track where you are by your selfies. The point is that you have provided plenty of data for facial recognition, so they can track you anywhere now.

[Anonymous No.55998010]

>>55998004
>be fednigger
>go innawoods
>hook up expensive ass facial recognition cameras in forests
>multiple forests
>hundreds of acres
>can't stop stepping in my poop
Lmao

[Anonymous No.55998049]

>>55998010
>go innawoods
Why did you post a photo from a public bathroom? I thought you were hardcore. Let's see a campfire or something, at least.

[I don't work No.55998072]

>>55997882
dunno I only staked eth. That's just my risk level

[Anonymous No.55998105]

I've been looking for about a year now. I refuse to get a job at walmart, and always change my mind last second with fast food because everyone surrounding it is so retarded. I actually do have 3 years experience on hell desk operations but these companies are all such fucking faggots because I haven't worked in over a year they think my experience and knowledge has vanished. I'm probably going to end up lying on my resume and everything. Fucking cocksuckers.

[Anonymous No.55998116]

>>55995996
>>55996020
>PLEASE GET A JOB GOY

[Anonymous No.55998388]

>>55995996


Hello again anon, Kepp it up with the good advice and solid encouragements.
You're doing the job of many failed parents.

[Anonymous No.55998448]

>>55997402
how did you get into doing banking?

[Anonymous No.55998463]

>>55995996
been here since 17 but i've only deprecated
I don't know shit about fucks, is there even a chance to get a job in something crypto-related? I look at crypto job offers and they all ask for university lvl papers now, no way i can get in

the only paper I have is my wallet history and it looks like a fucking circus kek
what crypto companies hire unskilled plebs like me?

[Anonymous No.55998473]

>>55996020
Based Chad. It's been the best of strategies for me, accumulating in the dip and staking the same for passive income had become my thing seeing that I can stake my Skyjacks and earn tokens from them. I simply allocate a portion of my job pay for that.

[Vieo !!SKISs26Nzbs No.55998570]

>>55995996

>Anon: "Bullrun is coming in 12-16 months."
>Narrator: "It's not."

[Vieo !!SKISs26Nzbs No.55998578]

>>55996020
>Wait till bull run is officially happening

[Anonymous No.55998879]

>>55998049
>expects fire pics when I'm still close enough to society to have a job

[Anonymous No.55998908]

>>55998463
the onyl,advice i can give you is to spend time to study.
Study whatever you like. but don't spend all your time wasting on funny messageboards.

[Anonymous No.55998922]

>>55998879
>having a job
So you're just a guy who likes to hammock camp occasionally? Well alright, but I don't see what the big deal is.

[Anonymous No.55998931]

>>55998922
>occasionally
Lmao what? My advice wouldn't make sense if I was renting off and on

[Anonymous No.55999281]

>>55998908
kek

[Anonymous No.55999372]

>>55997191
> I still want to relax and play vidya and stuff
SO gay it's unreal. quitting video games was the best thing ever, going out and doing stuff irl feels so good now and stress free

[Anonymous No.55999466]

>>55998578
The halving is March next year. Good historical odds of it turning into a bull-run soon.

[Vieo !!SKISs26Nzbs No.55999727]

>>55999466
>historical odd
>Because history always repeats itself.

Idiot.

[Anonymous No.56001705]

[Anonymous No.56001734]

[Anonymous No.56001798]

Anyone have any experience monetizing their skills in a second language? Obviously it depends on the language in question but I'm just curious what sort of things people have done with that since its one of the only skills I'm working on at the moment.

[Anonymous No.56002159]

>>55998578
I'm still waiting, and when the bullrun returns, I think I might see gains in my NXRA and DUA bags, primarily based on Brillion's smart wallet features.

[Anonymous No.56002305]

>>55995996
Nice to see a productive thread.
I can add that gambling your savings on crypto is retarded.

[Anonymous No.56002329]

>>56002305
Call me retarded then. (I am)

[Anonymous No.56002336]

>>55996794
Hospitality. My barback that's on the slowest shifts grosses $22/hour.

[Anonymous No.56002399]

Nice thread.

[Anonymous No.56002415]

>>56002336
>>56002336
Or trades...
I gross 28 USD (or 38 CAD)/hr as a second year welder

[Anonymous No.56002532]

>>55999466
Checked

[Anonymous No.56002712]

I am done with crypto but hoarding cash for the next bullrun in equities. 10 year outlook. Gonna be a millionaire before 35.

[Anonymous No.56003020]

>>56002415
even better.
CNC operating is pretty solid too.

[Anonymous No.56003051]

Any of you work in QA? which QA do you work in?

[Anonymous No.56004067]

To any anons who've dealt with it before, how serious is HR when it comes to background checking references for basic bitch jobs? I don't have a criminal record or anything bad like that, I just lied because there's a gap in my work history. The company I applied to wanted me to fill a online form, even though I have the interview scheduled.

[Anonymous No.56004155]

>>56004067
just roll the dice and chill out about it. you have no control over this, therefore dont waste time thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.56004163]

>>55995996
all my paycheck goes to HEX

[Anonymous No.56004193]

>>55996020
>>55996954
>>55996991
>>55997020
>>55997054
>>55997203
>>55997209
anon, you have changed my perspective holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.56004272]

>>55999727
>it's different this time... because it just is ok?!
Imagine not playing the game when small sums of thousands or tens of thousands have a decent chance of turning into hundreds or even millions of dollars. Imagine being that much of a ball-less cuckold faggot lol.

[Anonymous No.56004340]

>>55995996
>be barback at a bar for year and a half
>dying on the inside
>still poor

What kind of shit advice are you giving people?

[Anonymous No.56004616]

any of you have experience in retail managerial positions? If I were to lie on my resume and somehow get it, how quickly would I get found out that I don't know what I'm doing?

[Anonymous No.56004725]

>>55996020
>excess funds

[Anonymous No.56004767]

>>55997327
You must literally live in south Dakota because even the low CoL areas are paying 15 an hour now

[Anonymous No.56004791]

Need some advice bros. I have 10 years of experience working with lasers, optics, and electronics in both the medical and defense/R&D sectors. I have 2 AA degrees in electronics. I want to switch career paths to something that will allow me to work fully remote. I have experience doing electrical design work, interviewing/training employees, writing procedures and technical documents, and all kinds of troubleshooting. Can I leverage my work experience into a new fully remote role and skip going back to school or grinding certs? I'm not a sperg, and interview well. I am just sick and tired of going into an office every day and being stuck in a high cost of living liberal shithole because of a job. Open to pretty much anything as long as it pays decent

[Anonymous No.56004843]

>>56004616
most people have no idea what they are doing in retail management positions.

my mom got one and nobody taught her how to do anything so she effectively just pretended for a year. her department sometimes did better than other departments. She never got fired, but ended up quitting for a better job

[Anonymous No.56005124]

>>55995996
>get a remote job during the pandemic
>go from spending an hour in traffic, working eight hours, then spending another hour in traffic to working two hours a day, three if i'm busy
>actually get more work done, because i don't have to waste 80% on pointless socializing

Better yet if you get a boss that isn't obsessed with tracking you. I see all these tips about how to look like you're always online, but aside from the two hours I'm working, I just keep my phone by me while I sleep, play vidya, shitpost on 4chan, or whatever the hell else I want to do.

The best advice you'll ever see here: do whatever it takes to get a remote job. It's like cheating at life.

[Anonymous No.56005160]

>>55996784
Same. I look forward to getting fired now. My boss and her boss are demanding conflicting things and it's driving me fucking nuts. I'm actually losing my hair.

[Anonymous No.56006112]

>>56004843
there's gotta be more to it than that right? like filling out administrative forms and shipping requests to keep things stocked

[Anonymous No.56006149]

>know my resume is shit
>topresume tells me it's straight up dogshit
I knew it wasn't great but man...

[Anonymous No.56006176]

>>55995996

[Anonymous No.56006209]

I am baffled by how many people earn 6 figs yet still live pycheck to pay check. I make 100k and literally live a neet lifestyle. The only things making me happy are my consumer gadgets, vidya and looking at cute anime girls.

[Anonymous No.56006500]

>>55997324
Are you that barefoot guy who LARPs about living full time in the rainforest for TV?

[Anonymous No.56006525]

I've been unemployed for 2.5 years programming side projects, how do I sell that on my resume and during interviews? My applications get viewed and denied and I'm 90% sure it's because of the way I present my recent experience. I have 6 years total exp so I'm aiming for intermediate/senior js full stack dev jobs

[Anonymous No.56006655]

>>55995996
Is there a gig work general on this site (uber,doordash,instacart) there used to be some on /ck/ but they eventually got taken down couple years back.

[Anonymous No.56006982]

>>55995996
Yeah, get a job, you lazy faggot NEETs.

[Anonymous No.56007697]

>>56006500
>barefoot
Almost.

[Anonymous No.56008790]

>do any work

no, don't do any work, don't support random consumerism

I also got bored waiting for next bullrun so I went to uni instead, support pays for my living and then some, plus I get to do short stints of work practice on matters that actually contribute to the society not collapsing

[Anonymous No.56009523]

>>55995996
Retards. I'll show you how to make millions in a matter of months.
>set up a scam shitcoin of some gay cartoon (preferably sonichu)
>make a website to shill it; use aggressive media tactics; make sure you have a team of meme-worthy "employees" on the "about" page to really sell this to filthy casuals
>do a presale of a crypto token but it can only to be redeemed through your website's account to the chosen wallet; give out "prizes" and "airdrops" every day to foster interest on social media
>run a media campaign because all crypto sites will shill you for cash, pay a bunch of spammy jeets to pump out hundreds of videos, comments, articles
>once you near the countdown (about 1 week or so) set up heaps of spambots on your social media that look like people imitating your tech support, social media accounts, or website; since Twitter has no way of dealing with spambots, it will be easy to say that you can't stop it
>tell people you are trying to stop the spam and make sure they only use YOUR website to redeem sir
>now, 7 days are left, create multiple DoS attacks by paying jeets in random countries; the DoS attacks target one place and one place only: your website!
>this makes it impossible to use the site for when redeeming comes (but assure people you will block where the DoS is coming from)
>make it impossible to log into the website on release day for a few hours, but in that time trade most of your tokens for (MONERO) on the exchange for the set "presale" price until it hits 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001
>move MONERO into multiple wallets, which will be used to offload into cold wallets
>lift the DoS attacks
>reveal website with a new banner: TROLLED BY /BIZ/

[Anonymous No.56009629]

>>55998049
because its not him, its some retard who has a man crush on this guy and larps like him

[Anonymous No.56009667]

How do I land a coding job? I have applied to a few places but didn't get any calls. I have a website and a fairly large portfolio of personal projects. No professional experience though, outside of some PowerShell apps and intranet pages. Did I fuck up learning C over C#?

[Anonymous No.56009674]

>>56009667
>coding job
Can't you just do that on some shitty site like Fiverr? Lol. Plenty of "tech nomads" do that.

[Anonymous No.56010010]

>>55997444
Bet everything on red

[Anonymous No.56010141]

NETWORK!
>how do I network
1) make a LinkedIn profile
2) send as many connection requests as possible. What I did was go to my university’s LinkedIn page, click on the people tab, and add literally everybody you see. Also add your friends and connect with all their connections. Do this until you get a couple hundred connections (500+ is optimal). This way you seem like a popular/sociable person when somebody looks at your profile.
3) fill out all of your relevant info on your profile and tailor it to the type of job you want
4) search whatever job title you want and find people on LinkedIn who have that job title at the companies you want to work for
5) send them connection requests and wait for them to add you
6) after they add you slide in their dm’s and ask them for advice on how they got their jobs, be friendly and conversational even ask if they’re down to hop on a call. Don’t underestimate how friendly people are and their willingness to help. A lot of people are flattered that you would even ask them for help.
7) try to find out who the hiring manager is and connect with them
8) if you and the other guy end up becoming pretty friendly see if you can get a referral. If they really like you they’ll offer a referral themselves.

[Anonymous No.56010725]

>>55995996
I just got a job working at a warehouse unloading trucks overnight, wondering if itsover.
I've taken extra years to get an undergrad (failed stats a lot) and managed to get several comfy office gigs, only to squander them each by thinking that I'm wasting my life doing something I don't understand or am mindful about, not engaging with coworkers and actually coming off as a quiet creep, and eventually not showing up to the office in avoidance of the work.
Yes. I know.
What I'm asking is, is it worth shooting for another degree relevant role after finally developing proper social skills and office-politicking. Or is it more. ost effective to go into trades or just fuck off
?

[Brandanon !UXt4EWlt2c No.56011642]

Putting on a trip just made for this general and its lurkers. I'm a designer that specializes in making personal logos for people among other things like business cards. If anyone is interested in having a personal logo to their name or a a complete brand set (logo, biz cards, etc), please reach out with your email and we will talk about the process . I'll solely use this trip code to respond to people so people know it's me.

[Anonymous No.56012545]

Bump

[Anonymous No.56012654]

>>56006149
1.Lie about what you did
2.Have bros that can be your "boss, managers, or supervisors"
its as easy as that.

[Anonymous No.56012782]

>>56012654
It’s better to be honest because lies are harder to keep track of.

[Anonymous No.56013555]

>>55996020
>excess funds
I seriously doubt you'll be rolling in dough with these gigs, Anon. I'm grinding away at my 9-5, allocating some of my wagecuck earnings into QANX, VRA, and ETH, with the hope of riding the bull run wave.

[Anonymous No.56013846]

>>56009667
>Did I fuck up learning C over C#?
If you know C, shouldn't a managed lang like C# be easy. React js should be easy too. Do you have a CS degree? And are you applying for a remote job or local?

[Anonymous No.56013858]

>>55995996
i just started working for the first time in my life, minimum wage part time cleaning a hospital, i'm gonna make it :D

[Anonymous No.56013911]

>>56013858
You swanned any shit cans out with a trash bag over your arm yet brah? Gotta swan them cans.

[Anonymous No.56013931]

>>55995996
>Get A Job

No. I'm never working again.

[Anonymous No.56013934]

>>56005160
This is why I took the NEETpill. Working isn't worth losing my hair.

[Anonymous No.56013937]

>>56012782
>It’s better to be honest
oof no it isn't buddy

[Anonymous No.56013938]

Give me a page where i can get to train ai because i am a human and pays in crypto, i accept paypal but fuck them i want to train ai and get crypto for it

[Anonymous No.56014452]

I'm doing next level overemployment. Basically, I get hired to do multiple jobs and I go on to train 3rd worlders to do the bulk of the work. I attend meetings and a bit of QC. I'm basically a sub-manager.

[Anonymous No.56015193]

>>56014452
What type of jobs though?

[Anonymous No.56015798]

>>56009523
This sounds illegal. Is it illegal

[Anonymous No.56016282]

>open email
>"Thank you for submitting your application for consideration. We appreciate your interest in our organization. At this time, we regret to inform you..."
>get another email
>"Thank you for submitting your application for consideration. We appreciate your interest in our organization. At this time, we regret to inform you..."
>get another email
>"Thank you for submitting your application for consideration. We appreciate your interest in our organization. At this time, we regret to inform you..."
>get another email

[Anonymous No.56016310]

Death to America
Bomb America

[Anonymous No.56016340]

>>56016282
>>get another email
well? what does it say anon? i'm on the edge of my seat!

[Anonymous No.56016343]

None of my crypto plays have ever worked out except Link, but that was years ago and i didn't put much into it.

Now i'm making $180k and could easily retire within 10 years if i just go S&P500 or whatever which i feel is making me way more risk averse and i hate that.

[Anonymous No.56016559]

>>56004067
To any other anon who might worry about this: As someone working in HR for ~800 employee city administration, we don't bother checking if your resumee is legit as long as it isn't an obvious fake or a leadership position

[Anonymous No.56016724]

>>56016282
>he actually gets an email
must be nice

[Anonymous No.56017284]

>>56015798
>fraud
>wire fraud
5 years in jail if caught and depending on how much taken, >$6 figures, you can have fun getting fucked by Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.56017351]

>>56016282
same

[Anonymous No.56017433]

>>55995996
Fuck that, man. I am wrapping up a summer job and will never, ever, ever go back to the wagie cage ever again. I don't care if I was making $40/hour doing overtime- it's not worth it. These jobs are soul crushing and poisonous for the soul.Human beings were not meant to slave away 8 hours a day, especially doing menial things like sitting in a cubicle staring at a computer screen all day. I just got graduate research funding for my master's and am getting money from a lawsuit shortly (somewhere between 80-140k the law firms are in mediation now) and I will never return to slaving away for anything less than $200/hour. I might use some of my savings and get a small loan to go to law school so I can at least have a decent career and I'll probably take some of my money and invest in gold, a piece of land fucking somewhere, and buy 20k worth of various options on biotech stocks that will get raped when the Fed hikes up interest rates.

I'm never going back to the 9-5 wagie grind. Fuck anyone who tells me to do so.

[Anonymous No.56017441]

>>55995996
What jobs are generally easy to do at any hour, or during the evening besides Amazon warehouse shifts?

I work as an actuary, but I'm not making great money and theres only really like 20-30 hours of work to do. I think becoming officially over employed with another white collar job would be miserable for me. I'd like work where at random hours where I feel like it I can put in 4-5 hours. I was thinking delivering uber eats on my bicycle for exercise and extra cash but I wonder if there are better options.

[Anonymous No.56017605]

>>55995996
Who here /comfywagie/? Don't pay commute expenses, lots of autonomy, easy work, company car I have been given permission to drive where I please, and close to 80k a year.

>pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.56017606]

>>56016282
But nobody wants to work, you must be imagining those emails kek

[Anonymous No.56017652]

>>55995996
How can I get a job online when I live in a shithole country with no online payment services. Minimum wage here is equivalent to 150$ a month

[Brandanon !UXt4EWlt2c No.56019772]

>>56011642
I'm still here if anyone wants a personal brand + biz card. Just respond with your email for the details

[Anonymous No.56019780]

Jannies banned me for my posts in this thread. Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.56020126]

What is the most lucrative job I can obtain with a PhD in neuroscience?

[Anonymous No.56020338]

>tfw working at a call center for over a year
I wish I knew where to pivot from here. My supervisor wants me to apply for the higher level assist/escalations role, which in theory would be a good move to start climbing up the ladder somewhat. It's higher pay and I'd be taking fewer calls, but I'd also be handling supervisor calls.

[Anonymous No.56020389]

>>56017652
just move to a non shithole country bro

[Anonymous No.56020472]

Guys, I took a wagie job 9 months and now have $22,000 liquid sitting in a high yield savings account. How do I grow this faster?

[Anonymous No.56020513]

>>56020338
is it a technical job? if so, get some certs and gtfo

>>56020472
wait for dollar squeeze and then buy assets

[Anonymous No.56020519]

>>55995996
im unemployable. pay me NEETBUX or I'll get hired and fired for severance AGAIN

[Anonymous No.56020536]

>>56009667
What kind of places have you been applying to?

[Anonymous No.56020540]

>>56006176
this is really gay.

[Anonymous No.56020588]

>>55996954
>$19/h to work at a gas station
jesus christ you fuckers are insanely overpaid

[Anonymous No.56020653]

>>56005124
best is when you're in a different time zone.

>no messages
>no calls until the last 3 hours
>fart around do nothing but have whatever it is ready by the time they clock in

[Anonymous No.56020656]

>>56017652
>no online payment services

crypto

[Anonymous No.56020670]

>>55995996
bruvs, I want to shift careers. I don't really know where to start, is code monkeying worth it?

[Anonymous No.56020779]

>>56017605
I only make half of what you do as I'm a low level grunt, so maybe not as comfy as I'd like, but my work is down the street from me, a rather easy job, they do compressed schedules 3 or 4 days a week so I get more days off a month, good benefits, my coworkers are friendly, and they respect your days off. Last job I needed my work phone with me all the time. Fucking hated that.

[Anonymous No.56021317]

>>56016343
>None of my crypto plays have ever worked out except Link, but that was years ago and i didn't put much into it.
KAS has been a decent play this year, making a new ATH, fucking bagging gaming gems FUN and ILV are my picks

[Anonymous No.56021326]

Why do so many SWE internship positions require me to do a NINETY MINUTE code assessment just for an interview? If I get invited to them is it genuinely because the company thinks I’m a good fit based off my resume or is this for every sorry applicant they get? I don’t have time to do that for multiple companies + go to work + do school. If I do them and get at least a question right, will they interview me? I just want a good job when I graduate uni :/

[Anonymous No.56021336]

>>56020588
To be fair I'm very good at my job. I know how to read veeder reports (gas balance) load scratches change receipt papers in pumps update prices etc. I'm basically paid that amount to take the edge off of managers work
And I get to carry a fun

[Anonymous No.56021441]

>>55998448
>>55997402
What to put into my resume so I can get into banking?
srs don't reply with dumb shit like jew, I want an actual comfy bank job and I am already a jew anyway

[Anonymous No.56021492]

>>56021441
IN THE OVEN *SQUAK* IN THE OVEN

[Anonymous No.56021523]

Anyone have a list of companies still offering remote-first jobs?
I work in advertising/marketing, quit my job to do freelance and build a house in the woods, now all I'm getting is offers to move in the middle of the shitholes like London, Paris, NY, etc.
I just want to work in peace from my cabin, am constantly in top lists of Marketing Execs on a global level, and I have no issue with travel for work, I just don't want to move anymore.

[Anonymous No.56021562]

>>56021523
Why don’t you just search for remote only on linkedin anon

[Anonymous No.56021641]

>>56021562
tried it, all get back saying they're listing jobs as remote, but prefer to hire on-site candidates

[Anonymous No.56021650]

>>56017433
>$200/hour
youre unironically selling yourself short, please consider upping to $500/hour

[Anonymous No.56021856]

>>55997444
What's wrong with process engineers? Do controls and bank until you can go nft mode

[Anonymous No.56021860]

>>56004791
What's wrong with plc and controls? Can make good money here and go remote eventually no?

[Anonymous No.56021866]

>>56006525
Ask gpt to explain your projects >>56009667
Embedded for c. Industrial application

[Anonymous No.56021925]

>>56020513
It's sort of technical, backend network credit card processing for businesses. I know I should get some certifications, need to find out which are worthwhile though

[Anonymous No.56021928]

>>56010725
Try industrial automation anon. Office a
Work and trades in 1

[Anonymous No.56021945]

Just finished my real estate pre-license courses. Got my exams scheduled. But currently I am in a situation where I am looking for work.

I obviously won't flip overnight and start making good money in real estate, it takes time.

Currently working at a dealership in parts, but they treat me like total fucking shit. I get paid decent but I am just done with it. I took FMLA and TDI for the past 3 months to figure out what I want to do and see if I still want to go back. It is stressing me while being out so I decided it's a big no on going back.

I can go into car sales at another dealer, which will be a fallback for me. But I don't really want to be around cars rn.

But seeing I am getting into RE, I think I may just find something part time that's pretty chill. Any suggestions? I mean I'm making like 50k/yr before taxes right now, commision. I'd like to stay at least around $20-22 an hour or more. I want something kinda mindless, no huge learning curve, and chill. I know I will never be happy unless I am working for myself, but that is future goal.

I was considering doordash, I don't think I'd be making my $20-22/hr but if it means I can work when I want and be my own boss for a few months sure.
Like once I get my RE license I'm going to start mentorship too so that will eat at my time.
I considered modeling but idk if I can do it. I have body acne, but not so much on my face. I am good looking. So I can likely do something with my clothes on.

[Anonymous No.56022003]

>>55995996
21 year old ex-wagie here. Used to slave for UPS for 2 years until they chopped my wage by just a dollar, decided to quit and job hopped into 3 different warehouse places, sooner found out that warehouse work doesn't pay for shit, dont know what I could or can do to work in a industry that won't tire me out both mentally and physically, more so that I'm about to be 22 soon and the existential crisis is kicking in harder than it should. What would you recommend a loser like me do? Figured I'd get my CompTIA+ cert and get into IT.

[Anonymous No.56023668]

>>56022003
for the love of god do not go into IT you will be miserable unless you are a redditor autist who just HECKIN LOVES COMPUTers
it's the worst psy-op i ever fell for, i can't get a job in this shit field because no vax (haha not taking it)