/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55994111]

OIL EDITION

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55994126]

>>55994111

[Anonymous No.55994138]

https://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/23/08/g34126753/johnson-fistel-announces-a-class-action-lawsuit-has-been-filed-against-aerovironment-inc-avav

why do people sue for companies announcing bad results? what is the point of this

[Anonymous No.55994141]

Anyone got a link to the bitcoin analysis video made by baggy? Cant seem to find it on youtube anymore with the way their search algo is.

Also what's with the crabbing? Market gonna pump or dump? Inb4 10 years of crabbing.

[Snip-Sama No.55994142]

>>55994111
He baked?

Also first for NVDA shitting the bed all the way till next year, shitting red lines.

[Anonymous No.55994143]

You guys got your anuses prepped for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55994145]

>Still weeks away from the next rate hike

[Anonymous No.55994150]

>>55994138
Because its illegal for line to go down.

[Anonymous No.55994153]

I'm getting really tired of seeing people shit on only one specific economy of out of the America/Europe/China big three when they all seem kind of specially fucked in their own ways bros.

[Anonymous No.55994159]

>>55994153
ok but europe took in 100 million refugees you cant recover from that

[Snip-Sama No.55994161]

>>55994138
Because their money is on the line and it’s their right as investors to sue the general partners for mismanagement.

[Anonymous No.55994169]

>>55994143
s-she's the new Katy Perry isn't she?

[Anonymous No.55994171]

When the tide goes out you learn who was swimming naked

[Anonymous No.55994172]

Another day. Doing nothing but enjoying the weather, getting as much "sexy fun time" in with the Wife as I can and re-reading the Spice and Wolf books cause hey why not? They're funny, deal with money (and food), and they got humor and a hot wolf-girl.

[Anonymous No.55994180]

>>55994172
no cappin no stackin you should just buy the s&p 500 that portfolio is NOT bussin

[Anonymous No.55994189]

>>55994111
Blessed digits
>Oil above 85$ bbl tomorrow confirmed..

[Anonymous No.55994192]

>>55994153
Yes.

[Anonymous No.55994200]

>FDP AND CDU THINKING ABOUT HOW TO GO BACK TO NUCLEAR ENERGY
>EnBW (had nuclear plants) doesn't even want anymore
>RWE (Questions solved, nothing to talk about)
>E.ON we also are out and focusing on other stuff
They probably make a lot more money now without nuclear energy which is known to be pretty expensive, lmao

[Snip-Sama No.55994203]

NVDA will tank back to its Jan 2023 levels, which is around $150/share. I’m not closing my put position until it gets down that low or possibly even lower.

[Anonymous No.55994219]

Is the BASF; BAYER, COVESTRO guy also here?

[Anonymous No.55994225]

today was quite slow
and my stocks only crabbed
but still it feels like
i was brutally stabbed

[Anonymous No.55994237]

>>55994219

[Anonymous No.55994240]

>>55994169
If by that you mean she's never gonna get her titties out, luckily she's had several nudes leaked

[Snip-Sama No.55994244]

>>55994219
No he already made his gains and bailed. Probably partying at the clubs. Either that or he lost his life savings and roped.

[Anonymous No.55994249]

>>55994237
Can you just fuckin say "yes" instead of posting a pic that could be posted ironically?

[Anonymous No.55994256]

>>55994249
>Implying there only one guy bullish on EU conglomerates

[putsRnotDaWae No.55994255]

I'm extremely bearish now, short NVDA and TSLA tomorrow for easy gains.

[Anonymous No.55994263]

Anyways, if you are so much into chemistry and industry, have a look at Clariant. My father worked there for over 30 years I think. Back then they paid him well, very well for manual labor. I doubt they still pay so much.

It's a swiss company, doing a lot of different stuff. He was doing colours.

[Anonymous No.55994265]

>>55994225
well it could have been worse
like a man with a purse
but at least you're alive
to keep writing your jives

[Snip-Sama No.55994270]

>>55994255
That’s not your wae

[Anonymous No.55994274]

Why is it acceptable for whores to take payment up front. They’re not trustworthy

[Anonymous No.55994281]

>>55994263
And no, I don't have bags, I'm shorting DAX and Sweden.

I might buy, but I don't think it will happen this year.

[Snip-Sama No.55994283]

>>55994274
>only dumb fucks fall for it

[Anonymous No.55994293]

Interest rates would have stopped increasing by now, but /smg/ bulls just had to keep playing chicken with Daddy Jerome. Go ahead, pump the market higher. This just gives him less heat, /pol/itically speaking, to do what he really wants to do: 15% rates. Before you know it, you bulls will be BUCK BROKEN!

>Ah, it sure feels nice to do my monthly bond trade (zero coupon)
>Across my IRA, HSA, and taxable account, this will provide me with $1000 in monthly, income
>More WHEN Daddy Jerome raises
>And no need to pay attention to the stupie markets until they're cheap again

[putsRnotDaWae No.55994304]

>>55994270
I'm firmly bearish now, the money printing by the previous administration is simply going to cause a recession. There is no possible way to avoid this recession now.

[Anonymous No.55994308]

>>55994304
gay

[Anonymous No.55994318]

>>55994263
Will do. Most of EU chemical sector bulls post in EU morning hours.

[Snip-Sama No.55994339]

Bobros, I believe in you. Don’t fail me this time.

[Anonymous No.55994340]

>>55994225
>>55994265
This portfolio can't win
I'm allergic to green
My positions are all red
Even my cattle spread

[Anonymous No.55994341]

>i could have saved my portfolio if i just went all in
i hate myself

[Anonymous No.55994347]

>>55994341
>just gamble harder bro
this will surely save your portfolio in the long term

[Anonymous No.55994353]

>>55994341
>DG
what's that? Dolce&Gabbana?

[Anonymous No.55994356]

>>55994340
Hope you've stacked some cash
To sluuuuurp the dump
It's gonna be a while
Before we see another pump

[Anonymous No.55994357]

>>55994347
i would've fucked off the market for an entire month if i did, or so i keep telling myself

[Anonymous No.55994360]

How the fuck does Bumble make any money? Let me get this straight your business model is to connect me with mentally ill whores and in return I give you nothing?

Clown world valuations. How do any of these tech companies making any money? Duh they "sell your data" but how valuable is the data if every kike run company is selling it?

Anyways dudes she lets me fuck her face pretty rough so that's cool. Finna buy some more BOIL if we touch the magical $60 number again.

[Anonymous No.55994365]

market riggers hard at work this last week

[Anonymous No.55994366]

>>55994111
I have never seen...
>mmmm
Such a...
>slurp
...mmmm
>smacks lips
A...
>Oh yeah
BASED BAKE
>UUHHNNGGggg yeah baby

[Anonymous No.55994368]

>>55994360
Moroccan 38-42?

[Anonymous No.55994370]

>>55994360
Is this cap? They’re business model is easy, a subscription based pussy pass. Pay them $50 a month and you’ll get the chance to hit on hoes

[Anonymous No.55994371]

>>55994360

post you fucking her face

[Anonymous No.55994372]

>>55994360
Wow look at the hangers on that bitch

[Anonymous No.55994373]

>>55994340
Just sell some BOIL high
after buying the BOIL low
Start your buys light
adding more towards your toes

[Anonymous No.55994396]

AVGO-HNONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55994404]

>>55994368
I dunno what this means but she is Cuban and Korean. Our babies would be the king of mutts.

>>55994371

The last time I posted my dick the jannies banned me within seconds. They let me post tits for hours

[Anonymous No.55994415]

>>55994404

[Anonymous No.55994422]

>>55994370
>Paying for pussy

Sirs if you don't get pussy for free throwing money at it isn't going to help

This is financial advice

[Anonymous No.55994428]

>>55994404
Shit, accidently erased everything. I guess age + nationality

[Anonymous No.55994430]

>>55994360

[Anonymous No.55994447]

>>55994428
She is 36. Considerably less walled than most at that age and no shitty tattoos I have to be distracted by while I am cooming.

Anyways dudes I bought some more TSN today. Finna boutta ride that up again for a while.

MMM finally reached a bajillion dollar settlement for their military ear plugs or whatever jewry lawsuit beheemed them. Probably an easy 20% by the end of the year

Niggas talking about the writers strike ending soon. I am in paramount and disney

[Anonymous No.55994467]

I have this little voice that tells me to sell all my stonks and put it all into some savings account for 6 months

[Anonymous No.55994474]

Ok now that I have this new job I feel like I'm above all of you. Say something nice about my wife or I'll end you financially.

[Anonymous No.55994490]

>>55994474
Whatcha doing now rocker? Look you are a white man you shouldn't be cleaning shit for a living. Hire some Mexican ladies to do it and pay them 10% or whatever

[Snip-Sama No.55994492]

>>55994474
Your wife got gang banged by AI generated BBC while you were at your interview.

[Anonymous No.55994494]

da fuck was that close ??

[Anonymous No.55994506]

Isn’t the obvious play just to sell buy short bonds and re-enter in October

[Anonymous No.55994519]

>>55994467
That little voice would be the little hat you're wearing, bankster shill. I'm never going to use a bank again. Never 4get.

[Anonymous No.55994523]

>>55994506
I think the obvious play is to never leave the market and always buy beclowned mega companies and trade leveraged energy futures that trade like retard shitcoins

[Anonymous No.55994540]

>>55994506
Yes, but to never re-enter. You won't need to soon.

[Snip-Sama No.55994555]

>>55994467
I have this little voice in my head telling me to tell everyone I know to cash out of their banks and put all their cash under their beds.

[Anonymous No.55994558]

>>55994555
but under my bed I don't get 5%

[Anonymous No.55994561]

>>55994171
Esoteric

[Anonymous No.55994566]

>>55994474
How can I say something good about you without knowing what kind of job it is?

[Anonymous No.55994570]

>all this September doomposting
Friendly Reminder;
Nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.55994576]

>>55994555
I think we test all time high again soon. I won't listen to bear posters anymore unless they can prove they touch grass and don't live in a cave full of piss jugs

Lmao I dunked on this chick Tulsi so hard bros and the salt is worth more than any amount of gains.

[Snip-Sama No.55994584]

>>55994558
Under your bed also protects you and your family from (((bankers))) who will take off with your life savings and what you thought was safely being placed in your savings account.

[Anonymous No.55994591]

I wish I could share my job but it would be too easy to doxx me. I'm positive for the first time in a long time though

[Anonymous No.55994594]

>>55994558
Outside of banks you can safely get 5.3%.

[Snip-Sama No.55994598]

>>55994576
t.

[Anonymous No.55994599]

>>55994584
My gubbermint guarantees up to 100k per bank account

[Anonymous No.55994604]

>>55994558
>5%
>while (((they))) make 15-20% off of it.
Probably more

[Anonymous No.55994612]

LLAP

[Anonymous No.55994619]

>>55994584
Bro you don't lose anything unless you click sell. Sorry you are a retard or whatever and bought bags at the top

[Anonymous No.55994631]

>>55994591
Rocker idc enough about you to do shit to you. I barely have the energy to shitpost against you. I don't even live in Cuckmerica. I respect the opsec though.

[Snip-Sama No.55994635]

>>55994599
Isn’t it safer to just place money in Treasury Bills, Notes and Bonds then? Rather than Banks? Government guarantees the repayment of principal and interest on those, AND those are exempt from State Taxes.

[Anonymous No.55994637]

>>55994591
Ygmi, John Rocker

[Anonymous No.55994642]

>>55994635
I'm not from the GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH

[Snip-Sama No.55994645]

>>55994619
Try harder faggot.

[Anonymous No.55994648]

>>55994555
>>55994576
Gold IS shiny though.Poos and Chinks love it (for illegal activities gold > altxoins imo).

[Anonymous No.55994651]

>>55994474
your wife keeps sending me pics like this

[Snip-Sama No.55994653]

>>55994648
>implying I already don’t own a few ounces of gold
LOL
LMAO EVEN

[Anonymous No.55994660]

>>55994591
Congrats Mr. Rockerfeller. We can both max out our 401ks into SP 500 funds and be bogle boomer buddies.

[Anonymous No.55994661]

>>55994642

So? You can still buy, or buy your respective country's equivalent.

[Holocaust Promoter !!Dg0jQpWBdKT No.55994671]

>>55994591
Also should I start to identify myself seeing as I've posted here for like over a year now? I don't like avatarfagging or tripfagging much. Even namefagging is kinda gay but at least I could make frens.
I won't always use my trip but I feel like I must establish it at least once. I tried tripfagging that other time as "genocide all simps" but I already forgot my trip code lol. This time I won't forget as it's easy enough to remember.

[Anonymous No.55994676]

>>55994661
Yeah but it doesn't save me from paying state taxes which I don't have anyway, and exposes me to exchange rate risks

[Anonymous No.55994677]

>>55994422
How do I get women then

[Anonymous No.55994684]

>>55994631
Nobody shit posts better than me, believe me.

[Anonymous No.55994687]

Should I but BTC or BTC miners? Miners has more potential gains...

[Snip-Sama No.55994690]

>>55994677
Hop on instagram and send this to every egirl you see. It’s a numbers game, just spam your algo with egirls and they will start coming up on your fyp.

[Snip-Sama No.55994705]

>>55994687
Sir, this is a stock market thread. Go hop on the rest of /biz/ where they shill their shitcoins and talk about crypto going to the moon.

[Anonymous No.55994707]

>>55994653
Silverchad here. Gold IS more colourful

[Holocaust Promoter !!Dg0jQpWBdKT No.55994708]

>>55994684
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.55994710]

>>55994648
I trade JNUG sometimes. It's like gold but more fun. Sold it recently won't buy until it comes down

>>55994677
Go to the gym

>>55994684
(X)

[Anonymous No.55994713]

>>55994604
>they do all the work and you get a third or so, and yours is federally insured
wow oh no

[Anonymous No.55994720]

>>55994705
BTC MINORS trades on the nasdaq dear sir

[Snip-Sama No.55994736]

>>55994720
Does it now? Give me the ticker so I may buy puts on everything you touched.

[Anonymous No.55994749]

>>55994690
Awful awful advice. Never be desperate. This image smells bad

Look I can tell you "just dont fucking care" is the secret to life but you won't understand and instead you will send cringe shit like this to "egirls". I don't even have an Instagram I don't know why I bother talking to you faggots. I straight up tell women social media is bad for mental health

[Anonymous No.55994751]

>>55994474
>Ok now that I have this new job I feel like I'm above all of you.
wagecuck post

[Anonymous No.55994750]

>>55994736
NVDA.

[Anonymous No.55994759]

>>55994751
You will kneel.

[Anonymous No.55994763]

>>55994598
what am i looking at

[Anonymous No.55994764]

>>55994750
4 letters. Sounds like a scam. Buying more TSN instead

[Anonymous No.55994775]

>Futures

[Snip-Sama No.55994777]

>>55994749
No shit Sherlock. That’s crazy af.

[Anonymous No.55994781]

>>55994591
Congrats on your new employment Rocker-san. Now make sure to keep your powerlevel under wraps there so you can keep it. Enjoy the comfy boomer lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.55994782]

>>55994474
You're not a janny anymore?

[Anonymous No.55994787]

what happened to AVGO, earnings were good, was it guidance?

[Snip-Sama No.55994792]

>>55994750
Already have bought 500 put contracts on that.

[Anonymous No.55994797]

>>55994763
It looks like an older woman molesting a younger gamer guy. Very based

[Anonymous No.55994806]

>>55994777
Back right is trying the hardest. That's what you want boys

[Snip-Sama No.55994810]

>>55994763
Discord degenerate having his whole family do an intervention on him while live on vc.

[Anonymous No.55994838]

>>55994591
nigga you been positive

[Anonymous No.55994867]

I need help fellow smg niggers.
Do I sell this? Or can the Dow go lower?

[Anonymous No.55994887]

>>55994867
I believe in you anon

[Anonymous No.55994917]

>>55994887
I'm not good at options which is why I ask for help here :(

[Snip-Sama No.55994925]

>>55994917
When’s your expiration?

[Anonymous No.55994926]

>>55994749
I don’t know if I should take your advice. I just paid a girl $10 and she showed me her pussy, that’s a pretty good deal

[Snip-Sama No.55994942]

>>55994926
How old was she Anon? 13?

[Anonymous No.55994946]

>>55994925
September 29

My bad I forgot to add it

[Anonymous No.55994951]

>>55994141
Bump

To keep it relevant when does Jerome talk again?

[Anonymous No.55994966]

>>55994806
>13pbtid
>soon to be 14 even 15
Time to go outside and read a book fren

[Anonymous No.55994969]

>>55994926
I will never understand dudes like you. Send me $10 and I'll send a picture of a pussy to you too

If you aren't using it I don't get the point. Paying for someone to pretend to care is the most depressing shit I can imagine. Need to do some soul searching man.

[Anonymous No.55994972]

>>55994806
nothing compares 2 bottom left

[Anonymous No.55994973]

im being gangstalked by some kind of gigatroon redd*t mod for being cashgang, these glowies trying to mkultra me into buying the top again. Nvideo to zero!

[Snip-Sama No.55994974]

>>55994946
Personally my NVDA puts aren’t expiring until next year, so I’d say you should be good and would profit more closer to expiration date since trend has been going down substantially since last month. But do you, if you think Market is going to do a bounce back up this month before your expiration, feel free to exercise.

[Anonymous No.55994980]

>>55994677
Tell them you trade BOIL/KOLD/UNG.

[Anonymous No.55994982]

>>55994969
It’s just basic economics, girls who can match your sex drive and are good looking don’t match up to the number of men who want such a girl.

Maybe you were blessed with good genes in which case you just won’t get it

[Anonymous No.55994988]

>>55994966
Nigga I've been shit posting on /smg/ for almost 3 years. Go to the gym fag. I could heem everyone in this thread

[Anonymous No.55994999]

this weeks edition of
>can't say they aren't doing it

[Snip-Sama No.55995002]

>>55994969
My brother in Christ, It’s time to go outside. I personally like hiking and I recommend going to Angel’s Landing at Zion, Utah. You should check it out sometime.

[Anonymous No.55995008]

>>55994999
jpow is shitting directly into bond niggers mouths
you hate to see it
also checked

[Anonymous No.55995021]

>>55994972
The front row are all attention whores (wow no way) and the back row are all nice girls trying hard. You niggas are fucking retarded. Look how far the bananas peels are rolled back

>>55994982
My genes are mid. Im like 5'9''. You probably don't have an excuse. I fucked a 6'' barbarian chick this year lmao

[Anonymous No.55995030]

>>55994973
Stay up cashmoney don't let these shylock faggots hold you up g. Money talk bullshit walk

[Anonymous No.55995032]

>>55994973
There’s no way NVDA tops 500.

[Anonymous No.55995035]

>>55995008
>jpow is shitting directly into bond niggers mouths
No, he is not.
The bond market is ready, willing, able and incredibly joyful to absorb the new debt issuance by the US govt.
If they weren't, yields would've exploded and the yield curve would have un-inverted already.
The markets love to lend. They can not get enough of it.

[Anonymous No.55995039]

>>55994973
BASED, I hope you have that cash in HOOD getting 4.9% while awaiting that DIPPARINO.

[Anonymous No.55995043]

>>55995032
Stay poor, mutt!

[Anonymous No.55995053]

>>55995008

[Anonymous No.55995055]

what kind of fun new things will they implement during this next lockdown?
will we finally go cashless?

[Snip-Sama No.55995057]

>>55995021
This isn’t /fit/ bro, you wont get homosexual compliments here aside the ones coming from the troons. You need to touch grass.

[Anonymous No.55995067]

I'm three weeks behind on Snyderporn

[Snip-Sama No.55995068]

>>55995043
>stay poor
Yeah, you. Stay poor forever. Just like you’ll be a man forever.

[Anonymous No.55995069]

>>55994974
I'm still a bit new to options.

How do I know how far out to buy calls/puts?
If I sell too close to exp won't theta decay cut into my profits or something

[Anonymous No.55995072]

>>55995021
>my genes are mid
Yeah so you’re a normie and you won’t get it

[Anonymous No.55995081]

>>55995055
>cashless


No such thing. There are always commodities to trade.

[Snip-Sama No.55995096]

>>55995069
Use daily candles and look out 3-6 months out at least. Also check out the market trends each quarter, insider trades, and keep up with what the fed is doing with the monetary policy.

[Anonymous No.55995104]

>>55995069
If you're still asking questions like this you shouldn't be trading options.

[Anonymous No.55995110]

>>55995057
I remember when /smg/ had like 4 dudes that would post /fit/ with me and now it's just faggots that think only fans is a relationship. I don't want anything from you retarded faggots. I come here to offer advice (life and financial)

>>55995072
I mean I dunno your situation dude but unless you are like 5'1'' and have a micro penis or something wild like that then most of the autisms here are curable

[Anonymous No.55995114]

>>55994360
Dating app population in all the world save for Europe is male majority. That means that desperate regualr/ugly men that swipe right for every woman that isn't actual roadkill have to pay to show up on the feeds of women

[Anonymous No.55995120]

What the fuck is up with picrel? 87k miles and 60k? Holy hell?
>also
dont pay women for noods you dumb subnigger. literally go out there and have sex. you are the sum of millions of years of men having sex. dont be the loser who cant.

[Anonymous No.55995124]

>>55995104
How can I stop asking these questions

[Anonymous No.55995125]

how is OXY not $64 at these oil prices? Don't answer that. It is rhetorical. I am bepooped.

[Snip-Sama No.55995126]

>>55995104
Wow bro, did you seriously just tell someone who wants to learn off instead of teaching him the ways? Not cool.

[Anonymous No.55995131]

>>55995124
Read the OP. It does actually have useful links in it.

[Anonymous No.55995133]

>>55995120
/o/mg

[Anonymous No.55995134]

>>55995126
options need to be gatekept for people's safety. They are more retarded than they realize

[Anonymous No.55995136]

>>55995069
You come to that decision based on the play you're trying to make. There isn't a one size fits all type axiom for picking strikes or expiration it's based on one's own research. Theta decay doesn't matter as much so long at the contract is in the money. If it's out of the money then I'd sell it with 2 weeks left til exp to get a portion of your premium back

[Snip-Sama No.55995138]

>>55995110
What’s your broker license ID? Are you a federally registered IA? Federally registered Broker? What series licenses do you have? How many designations?

[Anonymous No.55995139]

>>55995120
I got my brand new hrv for $30k and I am gonna cum in your wife while you are at work paying for your debt

[Anonymous No.55995143]

>>55995139
Lel

[Snip-Sama No.55995147]

>>55995134
I will teach anyone willing to learn options trading, because as I for one, need the other 99% to profit.

[Anonymous No.55995149]

>>55995110
>most of the autisms here are curable
KEK!
I, too, can be shockingly optimistic from time to time, about some things. I sold a bunch of BOIL yesterday, the rips aren't holding. I still hold some for potential miracle rips that have and can occur, but am mostly ready to buy the fuck out of the next good dips (going in lightly at first then averaging down). I think we are getting near to a transition period like Spring to Summer where the weather cools enough to cut AC use but not enough to kick in the heat use. For some strange reason it's keeping a lot of downward pressure right now despite the fact that a UPS driver just died from heat in TX where a lot of the power is gas and the wind has been relatively low. Somethin' ain't right.

[Anonymous No.55995152]

>>55995139
>hrv
trans women arent real men.

[Anonymous No.55995154]

>>55995110
you are not special
also your advice is lame
how many steaks have you eaten this week?

[Anonymous No.55995159]

>>55995147
optimistic
You are going to make a bunch of retards very poor

[Anonymous No.55995162]

>>55995138
>Let me see your papers

Look faggot that probably gets you clout around rich fags but I am totally gonna key the shit out of your leased car and fuck you girlfriend that thinks you are a cunt

[Snip-Sama No.55995170]

>>55995159
As I pump my bags with their premiums, yes.

[Anonymous No.55995174]

>>55995147
Options trading is hella easy shit is like taking out the trash

[Anonymous No.55995182]

>>55995154
I have had 1 steak this week. Arnold is cool but I am more of a Mike Mentzer guy.

[Anonymous No.55995185]

is it a dumb idea to go all in on a 1month bonds? ive never bought bonds before. do i buy bill/bonds or notes? im with ibkr

[Anonymous No.55995188]

>>55995147
Hi Tom.

[Anonymous No.55995191]

>>55995185
TMF and hold. You missed the bottom last week

[Snip-Sama No.55995192]

>>55995162
That’s not a way to speak to someone superior to you. Know your place, peasant. Also, I bought my car off the lot with cash, tyvm. And my gf is 100% loyal to me, she would shoot you if you try hitting on her, as I would empty a whole mag on your corpse. Fuck around and find out, troon.

[Snip-Sama No.55995200]

>>55995188
Hi Gary.

[Anonymous No.55995201]

>>55995067
So I'm starting to catch up on Synderporn and as I expected,
according to him everything should've already collapsed three weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.55995209]

>>55995200
>>55995188
hello digits of homosexuality

[Anonymous No.55995210]

>>55995192
Your girl gets talked to by dozens of nigger like me unless you have her chained up inside. You are full of shit. Post your gut Fatboy. I bet you have a gasden flag on your car but got all 15 COVID shots like a stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.55995218]

>>55995185
Buy a MMF if you want money market yields

[Anonymous No.55995219]

>>55995185
Considering this too, I don’t like September and but my positions are defensive so it may backfire being a day trader. Options options on my shitty net europoor value

[Anonymous No.55995232]

>>55995210
Are you an actual nigger or the Mediterranean anon who was convinved by /pol/ that he's a nog?

[Anonymous No.55995235]

>>55995182
menzter was even more of a fag than current day arnie tbqdesu
also low t number of steaks
consider yourself on probation
fit is pretty gay these days, even more than usual, so to be expected

[Anonymous No.55995236]

>>55995232
I'm white with blue eyes but I'm a spiritual nigger

[Snip-Sama No.55995237]

>>55995210
>baiting this hard
Did I hit a nerve, faggot? Why don’t you sell 500 NVDA puts at 500?

[Anonymous No.55995255]

>>55995235
If you knew mentzer you would know his stance on protein and that the fitness industry overconsumes it for required goals. He preached 60% carb diet lmao. Anyways basically life is just one big circle jerk with dopamine/testosterone reward systems and you can trick yourself into faggy gay feel good wins (video games, only fans) or you can go out and smash sluts. Doesn't really much matter either way and I guess I prefer you stay inside so I have less competition

[Anonymous No.55995256]

>>55995236
Yikes

[Anonymous No.55995257]

>>55995232
That guy was retarded. acting like Rome and by extension northern italy wasn’t/isnt white is historically illiterate.

Southern med had moorish and later Turk invasions and some of them are indeed mostly racially non-white. But nigger was basically saying Augustus and da vinci were non white.

[Anonymous No.55995260]

>>55995201
I like him. He's just some nerd that actually does understand some things very well, but the day to day update videos don't work for something so dry. Should have dignity and make himself a sparse guest on podcasts. I think that Van Metre guy is paying him to make an e-business and Snider just sees it as a way to fund his being a nerd while enjoying a little celebrity.

[Anonymous No.55995268]

>>55995256
Don't save them. They don't want to be saved

[Anonymous No.55995272]

>>55995192
>Also, I bought my car off the lot with cash
Me too, did the same withe my house cause bank jews wouldnt give me a loan.

[Anonymous No.55995279]

>>55995232
Yes, he is a NIGGER and that is why we call him BOIL KANG. NIGGERS are all dick and boasting. I am grateful for life to that NIGGER though because he turned me on to BOIL and KOLD.

[Anonymous No.55995281]

>>55995255
>you will never experience the joy of spraying a big fat load over a qt whores face that didn’t realise how much sperm your balls can create for 3 fiddy

It is genes ultimately even over nepotism

[Anonymous No.55995287]

>>55995257
Yea he sadly fell for the well poisoning divide and conquer psyop of 1 drop absolutism shit is lame

[Snip-Sama No.55995315]

>>55995272
Based fren. I hope you have a long comfy life.

[Anonymous No.55995317]

Anyone want to sell me on why using puts with options is preferable to just shorting with a margin account?

[Snip-Sama No.55995326]

>>55995317
>buying puts limit your risk to the premium you paid
>shorting the stock gives you the obligation to sell and your risk is unlimited

[Anonymous No.55995333]

>>55995279
the irony of NIGGERS hating the KOLD

[Anonymous No.55995336]

>>55995317
Shorting a stock is referred to as short selling. Buying a put weather or not you use margin is not the same as 'shorting' a stock in the proper sense. Proper shorting is when you write a naked put. Buying puts on margin just means your broker is lending you the money to make the trade. If the trade fails you owe him the money he lent you plus a brokerage fee

[Anonymous No.55995348]

so if i want to park cash in an MMF for just 1 month whats the best way to do this? I have dollars as well as foreign currency, should I just park the USD only? is this a waste of time should I just hold and cash and wait for cheapies?

[Anonymous No.55995350]

>>55995317
Shorting with a margin means you are holding a bag

[Anonymous No.55995365]

>>55995333
Oh he LOVES KOLD, he bought that shit at $10 and made a killin'.

[Anonymous No.55995393]

>>55995348
Start googling MMF tickets, find ones where the fee and yield meet your needs and risk appetite and buy it. No it is not a waste of time, parking cash in a MMF is the gold standard since you don’t lose to inflation

[Anonymous No.55995407]

>>55995281
Who the fuck do you think you are talking to? They call me the KANG

[Anonymous No.55995415]

>2023
>no serif industries irl
>detroit is not a hub of mechanical augmentation technology and cyberpunk crime/riots

Biotech stocks will be next FAGMAN r-right?

[Anonymous No.55995428]

>>55995326
>>55995350
Many of the best market minds have said commissions are the main killer of traders since overtrading costs so much. In an age of zero commissions, it seems imprudent to pay premiums to trade under the idea it minimizes risk—since the biggest factor that had to be minimized, classically speaking, is commission costs over time.

[Snip-Sama No.55995470]

>>55995428
That is true about commission. I, myself paid 19k in commission for my profits this year so far.

[Anonymous No.55995480]

>>55995470
The house always wins

[Snip-Sama No.55995511]

>>55995407
>LARPING this hard
Nice chat logs of you talking to yourself

[Anonymous No.55995515]

>>55995470
Commissions these days are free. I meant classically speaking. Hence doing trades that charge premiums as opposed to long and short which cost no commissions, seems unwise

[Anonymous No.55995523]

Slept the entire day and am -0,66%

[Anonymous No.55995543]

>>55995393
ok ill look into vanguard probably. what about foreign currency though? I dont want to convert to USD, should I just hold that instead?

[Anonymous No.55995546]

>>55995407
Wouldn’t surprise me if this was your mam

[Anonymous No.55995559]

>>55995393
so apparently i cant use MMF because im not US resident... hmm not sure what to do

[Anonymous No.55995577]

we all just want sex with black men

[Anonymous No.55995617]

>>55995559
>not a us resident
my condolences

[Anonymous No.55995631]

>the best restaurant in America

[Anonymous No.55995633]

>>55995559
>not US resident
Many such cases. Sad!

[Anonymous No.55995640]

>>55995631
Picrel

[Snip-Sama No.55995651]

>>55995577
Digits confirm Bear Market starts tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55995660]

>>55995120
I still roll with my 1996 Polo III that's just a few year younger than me and there's NOTHING anyone can do about it.

[Anonymous No.55995668]

>>55995660
>the German fears the TÜV Plakette

[Anonymous No.55995671]

>>55995660
imagine being the fucking cuck who walks up and buys this thing in OP. You're paying over 1k per mile.

[Anonymous No.55995673]

>>55995120
Dealerships have been gouging hard. So much so that automakers are stepping in and telling them to fuck off because they wont move inventory.

[Anonymous No.55995702]

>>55995660
Does your polo iii come with these bitchin' driving shoes?

[Anonymous No.55995794]

>>55995702
those shoes require sex first anon.

[Anonymous No.55995810]

>>55995511
>>55995546

Why would I lie on the Internet. Wtf is wrong with you faggots. Look I take zinc and drink a lot of water and don't jerk off for like a day before I see these hoes and then I spray all over them and they think I love them

I try to teach you shit but you ungrateful faggots never learn. I've taught people here how to grow mushrooms. Everything I know about fitness. I give good stock advice and all I ever get from 99% of you faggots is excuses

[Anonymous No.55995819]

>porn is now dead
Which ETF for shorting the porn industry?

[Anonymous No.55995828]

>>55995819
more like long MTCH and other HOWA companies.

[Anonymous No.55995832]

what's the difference between teekay corporation (TN) and teekay tankers(TNK)?

[Anonymous No.55995834]

>>55994591
you'll end up in a drunken stupor revealing where you work

[Anonymous No.55995853]

Is the economy failing in the U.S?

[Anonymous No.55995871]

>>55994751
He also told me that the only reason he isn't a full time trader is that it would be boring. I'm still thinking about this because I think it speaks volumes. Imagine coping this hard as a wagie.

Rocker really is just attention seeking here and it's time you chuds realize that.

[Anonymous No.55995872]

>>55995853
I got a 5% raise at work and all I do is get high and break stuff

[Anonymous No.55995880]

>>55995819
>put another screen playing a video in front of the camera
>pass

[Anonymous No.55995889]

I'm unironically rooting for John Rocker to hit six figures in his trading account. He's not getting any younger.

[Anonymous No.55995890]

Hey /smg/ers my work is monitoring attendance on a teams meeting tomorrow. Tips for how to show as "present"?

[Anonymous No.55995892]

>>55995853
Sort of.
Our debt is fucking insane but worse than that the gov is still just happily burning money away like they want it to fail.

[Anonymous No.55995896]

It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j_cOsgRY7w

[Anonymous No.55995902]

>>55995880
>breaking the law to coom
wow, didn't think i shared a general with such losers
>>55995890
you *could* show up, right? is that too radical of me to suggest?

[Anonymous No.55995904]

>>55995871
I traded for a year full time and was posting screenshots up like 190% and it emotionally wasn't sustainable for me. I would rather inject meth into my eyeballs and do a backflip off a bridge than ever go back to that shit. I shilled some really good fucking plays here though and I hope people made money off of some of them

[Anonymous No.55995913]

>>55995819
>show face in order to fap
This is more embarrassing than telling the priest you stroked it to a naked woman in the confessional.

[Anonymous No.55995918]

>>55995889
Well if his new job is as good as he says maybe it's possible one day. But he still needs to take the 5 figure hurdle first. Be sure that he will tell us about it when that happens.

[Anonymous No.55995925]

>>55995902
How would you feel about attending a training that is redundant for your position and experience level purely on attendance record? Feels like high school again

[Anonymous No.55995927]

>>55994138
Just an ambulance chaser grift but instead of there being a car crash these guys are trying to sucker retail investors and/or senior citizens into paying them some fees to file a lawsuit on their behalf, and then the lawsuit inevitably gets tossed out of court because Safe Harbor provisions permit companies to make predictions in good faith and then miss those numbers. They advertise no cost or obligation but that's only to join the class - once you've joined it you, and the rest of the class of investors, are responsible for their fees. Best case scenario they force the company to settle because it's too expensive for them to fight the battle in court if it isn't tossed out, in which case the attorneys skim a lot of cream away from the actual owners (shareholders) of the business.

>Complaint Allegations: The complaint alleges that on December 7, 2021, AeroVironment announced second quarter results below market estimates and reduced revenue guidance for the remainder of the fiscal year from a range of $560 million to $580 million to a range of $440 million to $460 million. AeroVironment also lowered its EBITDA guidance from $105 million to $110 million to $59 million to $65 million. Following this news, AeroVironment's stock declined the following day by nearly 30% to close at $57.98/share causing significant losses to shareholders at the time.

Literally not one bit of this is illegal, all protected under SEC's Safe Harbor provisions (that disclaimer at the start of all filings and all earnings calls). It's just ambulance chasers chasing ambulances.

[Anonymous No.55995940]

>>55995927
shouldnt they get disbarred? seems frivolous

[Anonymous No.55995947]

>>55995925
Women run HR doing fake jobs making people do fake training. Are you retarded, autistic or new at this?

[Anonymous No.55995956]

Bakiing.

[Anonymous No.55995967]

>>55995940
They should be disbarred, I'm no lawyer but these claims seem incredibly frivolous to me. I don't know why they aren't ruled as such. Maybe something to do with the court in which the claims are brought? Since most businesses are incorporated in Delaware I assume the claims are brought in a Delaware court

[Anonymous No.55995984]

>>55995925
You're literally being paid to sit down. You could be making $10/hour moving furniture or some shit. Or live in a shit hole outside of America. We have it nice anon.

[Anonymous No.55996022]

>>55995984
I can't say there's no price at which I would sit down and have a wrinkly 30/40-something year old libshit woman who took more dick pre-wall than a frat house communal fleshlight explain to me that my people are evil. But my "sit quietly" price is a hell of a lot higher than $100/hr and this is basically why I'll never be able to work in a large corporation

[Son of Bastord Benchod, The Bloddy !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55996047]

testing

[Son of Bastord Benchod, The Bloddy !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55996053]

I hate niggers

Also, white supremacy is fucking poggers

[Son of Bastord Benchod, The Bloddy !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55996092]

Riddle me this one, bigots:
HOW CAN I BE SEXIST IF IVE NEVER HAD SEX??

[Anonymous No.55996106]

>>55996047
>>55996053
>>55996092
sorry dude your boyfriend is not here

[Son of Bastord Benchod, The Bloddy !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55996150]

>>55996106
No niggers aloud, sir

[Anonymous No.55996179]

>>55996150
smg is a lost cause on that front

[Anonymous No.55996193]

>>55996179
He said niggers. Not jeets

[Anonymous No.55996199]

>>55996193
There are 70 of them that have posted in this very thread. I guarantee it.

[Son of Bastord Benchod, The Bloddy !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55996208]

>>55996179
Excuse me, sir, I just fucking said “no niggers aloud”
How many fucking times am I gonna have to say it?

[Anonymous No.55996216]

>>55994111
Currently DCA into PNC stock. You anons are taking advantage of the overreaction we had earlier this year right?

[Anonymous No.55996219]

Still tippin' on fo' fo's wrapped in fo' vogues
Tippin' on fo' fo's wrapped in fo' vogues
Tippin' on fo' fo's wrapped in fo' vogues
Pimpin' fo' hoes and I'm packin' BOBOS
Still tippin' on four fours wrapped in fo' vogues
Tippin' on fo' fo's wrapped in fo' vogues
Tippin' on fo' fo's wrapped in fo' vogues
Pimpin' fo' hoes and I'm packin' BOBOS

[Son of Bastord Benchod, The Bloddy !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55996226]

>>55996199
71 now

[Anonymous No.55996231]

>>55996216
I bought BAC and C

[Anonymous No.55996245]

>>55996231
Terrible stock picks anon ngl

[Anonymous No.55996257]

>>55996245
what makes PNC better?

[Anonymous No.55996271]

>>55996257
Look at their long term performance compared to BAC and C. PNC is a smaller bank but they are a much more conservative with their money lending than BAC or C. Also PNC wasn't diveresed into bonds so they should have been negatively affected by the regional banking crisis.

[Anonymous No.55996273]

So how would I know when it is all over?

[Anonymous No.55996278]

>>55994111
Can anyone explain to me why 3m has been shitting the bed? Is buying puts literally free money?

[Anonymous No.55996287]

>>55996271
Sounds quite good. I was looking for another bank. Didn't want to buy JPM because I think it's overpriced.

[Anonymous No.55996294]

>>55996231
BAC is good but C is crap.
Should have gone BAC with either JPM, APX, V, or even PYPL if you wanted to double dip into financials.

[Anonymous No.55996320]

what do you guys think of Bofa?

[Anonymous No.55996328]

>>55996320
Terrible customer service, shit app, sends too much mail

[Anonymous No.55996329]

>>55996320
It ain't BOIL.

[Anonymous No.55996339]

>>55996294
I'm also deep into PYPL and I regret it. SHOP will probably take away lots of their business but I still think PYPL has enough of room to grow (it's a big world).
Reason I bought C is because of something their CEO said in an interview and a schizo dream. That combination has never failed me. In general that whole banking thing is a huge overreaction fueld by irrational 2008 fears.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55996341]

>>55996320
Bofa deez nuts in your mouth, bitch.

[Anonymous No.55996349]

>>55995110
Nah bro. You're the one coming off as aggro and trying a bit hard in your posts. You drinking, juicing, or just back from working out?

also your advice on girls is not bad but you're really just wasting time telling smgfags about stuff like that cause they aren't really here for that so much as biz talk.

p.s. don't expect to get compliments on smg this ain't fucking fit.

[Anonymous No.55996362]

>>55996339
I've been selling naked pypl puts for like 9-12 months now. Got allocated around $85 and had it pump to $90 where I sold it. Didn't regret doing that. Now I have new puts at $52.50.

Reminder to >>55996231 PYPL is more of a trade and high risk to offset the low returns and safety of BAC. Unless you super believe in PYPL then you're looking for a 2-5x return over 2-5years rather than a quick trade. Then you might want to try LEAPs but that's also risky.

[Anonymous No.55996370]

>>55995515
>Commissions these days are free
See futures, options, and forex. Checkmate, libtard.

[Anonymous No.55996384]

>>55996362
I do believe in PYPL because if you don't look at it from the US perspective (thinking venmo is a treat like rocker and generally seeing competition) you have to realize that in the rest of the world there aren't that many options and there are lots of opportunities for this "aged" payment system. Because bitcoin just doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.55996391]

>>55996362

[Anonymous No.55996407]

>>55995336
>weather or not you use margin
You cannot use margin to buy options, you have to use your own money. The closest thing is having your stocks on margin and using your extra cash for options.
>Proper shorting is when you write a naked put.
That's a bullish position. Has nothing to do with being bearish and is not like shorting a stock.

[Anonymous No.55996461]

>>55995904
>it emotionally wasn't sustainable for me
>I shilled some really good fucking plays here though
This is what pure elemental copium tastes like.
I'd recognize that chart any time. There's only one guy that would spam that chart, the BOIL kang himself, right before shilling BOIL straight into a 70% decline.

But I'm sure it was the emotions that did it, not the dogshit plays, the absolute degenerate gambling, the return to the mean wiping away all past profits and then some before he vanished into the night. To be fair, it was only ever 5 figs. Not the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.55996468]

>>55996384
I would agree with this sentiment in general were it not for the fact that PYPL is obviously run by fagniggertards. They have had so many years and opportunities to deniggertardfag themselves, but they just keep doubling down. In fact, I just cancelled my own acount after well over 20 years.

[Anonymous No.55996479]

>long on shipping
>long on china
Who else slurping cheapies here?

[Anonymous No.55996483]

>>55996273
When I become a millionaire from shorting the tippy top

[Anonymous No.55996487]

Full moon rising tonight

[Anonymous No.55996493]

>>55996461
>emotions
no weed and no alcohol has done wonders for me. Nicotine and caffeine could even be the next brutal sacrifices I'm willing to make for my passion

>>55996468
>run by fagniggertards
this is a systemic issue wich helps me not thinking twice about pressing the sell button on any stock I own when the time is right

[Anonymous No.55996507]

>>55996461
>BOIL kang himself, right before shilling BOIL straight into a 70% decline
Ah, good times, good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAHVAREXdVc

[Anonymous No.55996508]

>>55996493
You are what’s wrong with this board

[Anonymous No.55996531]

>>55996508
I am what is wrong with this board

[Anonymous No.55996534]

>>55996487
Blue Moon, in fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSRlegwWnoc

[Anonymous No.55996536]

>>55996531
holy
fuckin'
BASED
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.55996542]

>>55996508
>>55996531
It's John Rocker. Period.

[Anonymous No.55996549]

Baking

[Anonymous No.55996570]

Well worth the read
https://research.stlouisfed.org/publications/review/2023/06/02/fiscal-dominance-and-the-return-of-zero-interest-bank-reserve-requirements

>interest rates will continue to rise
>US will face a fiscal dominance problem
>inflation is not over.

We all know this but it's refreshing to see it on the FED website

[Anonymous No.55996582]

>>55996542
That's just like, your opinion, man. Some might say that John Rocker really ties the room together.

[Anonymous No.55996593]

anyone here stacking up on puts? im about to go in big on QQQ puts i think we are 2 months out from a 30% drop

[Anonymous No.55996596]

Goodnight smg

[Anonymous No.55996610]

Baking
>>55996562
>>55996562
>>55996562
>>55996562
Baked

[Anonymous No.55996611]

>>55996593
>2 months
Try 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.55996628]

>>55996570
Holy fuck, man, that pretty much BOILs down to they are going to wind up being forced to tax the jews, and do we think that shit is going to fly? I am guessing that among the last people who are going to allow themselves to be profitability reduced for longer than a short little dip is the bankers.

[Anonymous No.55996692]

>>55996582
how could anyone ever resist peeing on that rug