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[Anonymous No.55992594]

>try to get a job doing IT
>they want proof of clot shot
>I never got the goyjuice injection

I thought this shit was over with

[Anonymous No.55992614]

just get the johnson & johnson one, it's not as effective but less side effects and risk.

[Anonymous No.55992630]

>>55992594
>Halo 2
buy signal

[Anonymous No.55992632]

>it's not as effective
implying any of them was effective for the purpose they were sold for.

[Anonymous No.55992640]

>>55992614
>johnson & johnson
>the only one the FDA now says don't take due to heart disease risks that appear in J&J vaxxed

[Anonymous No.55992645]

>>55992594
You have a sincerely held religeous belief that prevents you from taking any and all vaccinations. You are protected from having to provide any further justification by the Bill of Rights. You do have a lawyer on retainer ready to aggresively pursue legal action against any organization that discriminates against you for your faith

[Anonymous No.55992675]

>>55992614
I’d legit rather be unemployed

[Anonymous No.55992690]

>>55992675
then be unemployed you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.55992706]

>>55992690
I’m a retard but you took the goyshot

[Anonymous No.55992759]

>>55992594
where you are located? should be illegal in most of america

[Anonymous No.55992773]

>>55992759
America
it’s for a medical company

[Anonymous No.55992789]

>>55992706
>thinks of himself as a strong-minded, rugged individualist
>too retarded to make a fake vaccine card
T-THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!! I'M A GOOD GOY!!!! I DON'T BREAK RULES!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55992829]

>>55992773
avoid medical companies and move to Texas or another red state

[Anonymous No.55992843]

>>55992829
>heckin based beaner state with 2% property taxes
kek

[Anonymous No.55993127]

>>55992789
Tips on making one?

[Anonymous No.55993191]

>>55992843
What's a good state then?

[Anonymous No.55993228]

>>55993191
West Virginia.

[Anonymous No.55993246]

>>55993228
LOL

[Anonymous No.55993250]

>>55993228
maybe if you like nodding off in a trailer park in some shitty mountains

[Anonymous No.55993536]

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[Anonymous No.55993698]

>>55992594
Holy shit is that halo 2?!

[Anonymous No.55993791]

>>55992594
lol bro i cant take a college program cause im not clotshot.

[Anonymous No.55993823]

>>55992594
get the sinovac or sputnik. It's just water lol.

[Anonymous No.55993861]

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[Anonymous No.55993879]

>>55992594
>>they want proof of clot shot
Reminder, this never happened and OP can fuck *THE EVER LIVING FUCK* out of his employer if he lives in the US. PHE is over dawg, they can't pull that anymore.

[Anonymous No.55993903]

Halo 2 is unironically my favorite game of all time

[Anonymous No.55993917]

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[Anonymous No.55993924]

>>55992594
>I thought I could just be retarded in public once no one was paying attention.

[Anonymous No.55993948]

>>55992594
Got the master chief collection on sale for $10. Halo 2 was the only halo I owned as a kid but honestly halo 4 is probs funner if nothing more than because the guns sound way better. I hate the shitty items they kept from 3 though, bubble shield n all that. Also Cortana's ass is out of place. Don't get me wrong Im no sjw but fuck why does she look like that? I keep an empty sniper rifle at all times just to x10 on her ass.

[Anonymous No.55993956]

>>55992594
>no humiliation ritual done
>no job

[Anonymous No.55994312]

>>55992594
what certs/ qualifications do you have? looking into getting IT myself anon

[Anonymous No.55995341]

>>55993127
how to get a religious exemption:
https://archive (dot) ph/m5uMn

[Anonymous No.55995358]

>>55992690
(You) are a faggot.

[Anonymous No.55995360]

>>55993948
>why does she look like that
bungie/343 got a lot of heat for how "unrealistic" her body was, sexualization, etc etc keep in mind this game came out during the peak of "le womyn in games", Feminist Frequency etc (jeez all this shit feels like a lifetime ago) so they gave her a more "realistic" body. nevermind that women with her build are extremely rare irl anyways

[Anonymous No.55995401]

>>55995360
Also dumb. I'm ai and could have any body I want so I chose to looked like 2023 Nike ad roasty/troon. Get real. She'd look muscular and fit hot not mummy milkers hot. That's why women (and faggots) love gyms

[Anonymous No.55995402]

>>55992594
>The big bad vaccine is gonna shed kill meeee nooooo. I am an independent thinker I need time to write my memoirs before pfizer clot my blooooooodd.
The biggest pussies the world has ever seen

[Anonymous No.55995508]

>>55992594
I doubt the legitimacy of this, I'm in IT, contract to contract, and have had multiple different IT jobs in the past few months and applied to more, and the clot shot hasn't come up once.

[Anonymous No.55995525]

>>55992789
>Heh, I took the johnson and johnson Brand goyshot, that means I'm smarter than the actual goys who took the goy clot juice

[Anonymous No.55995537]

>>55993246
>>55993250
you 2 faggots have no imagination if you can't see a place like WV as ripe for your own developmental progression.
You can quite literally curate a future society there.
But you faggots would rather be distracted from the metropolis allures of chik-fil a and mcdonald's too much to even consider the fact you can be as free men once were, too.

[Anonymous No.55995634]

>>55995537
>land-locked mediocre mountain range in a world that's squeezing mining operations for le environment
No thanks. Not my cup of tea but if you like it I'm happy for you. Neat cultural history at least.

[Anonymous No.55995684]

>>55992594
>Be me, a bit over a year ago
>Lose my engineering job over the vax
>But engineers are exempt from the mandate here, because it's job-specific and we counted as "general workers"
>Take my company to FairWork, the government body that oversees workplace relations
>End up reaching a private settlement of $14k, after I already managed to stall them for a few months after the point they would have already sacked me
>Walk straight into a higher-paying job with no mandate
Vaxxies can get fucked. None of us, not a single one, regrets not taking it.

[Anonymous No.55995741]

>>55995684

Yep, I have 0 regrets not getting that shot

Imagine getting dooped like that and now you gotta worry all your life about blood clots and God knows what else

[Anonymous No.55995763]

>>55993879
>>55995508
I am onboarding and one of the items that needs to be uploaded to complete the onboarding is Proof of Vaccination. Why would I make this up lmao

[Anonymous No.55996089]

>>55995341
Thanks

[Anonymous No.55996175]

>>55992614
use novavax retard

[Anonymous No.55996523]

>>55995763
Tell me what state you are in, and I'll tell you specific why you are lying. Even doctors in California are no longer required to be vaccinated.

[Anonymous No.55996537]

>>55996175
use no vax retard

[Anonymous No.55996590]

>>55992614
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why are copefags so aggressive? how can people still shill their poor decisions years later>>55996537

[Anonymous No.55996716]

>>55995684
Good job. I'm in the same country, banking sector, project implementation.
I was told that there was no mandate. It's just that return to office is being enforced at least 1 day a week and to come into office, as per current state guidelines, you have to be vaxxed, nothing personnel kid.
I just kept working from home and once a month I'd check in with my people leader to ask if I'm fired.
The mental gymnastics of the people that caved and just took the path of least resistance, now trying to frame us as cowards, is just peak normalfag behaviour. I was promoted during those 2 years as well, and now I've got a healthy child and every dipshit at work has experimental trash in them because they were too comfortable and to scared to say no.
>>55995741
It's *Duped. Even if it had have been fine, and just useless, they made a clear statement that they don't have the slightest desire for individual rights or dignity.
Sealed state borders, nightly curfews, locked to you own suburb or face thousands in fines, protesting made illegal. Mandatory scanning of phone app to track every store you visit, proud of vax required to enter any retailer other than grocer or pharmacy. They took it all with a smile. They aren't even worth replying to.

[Anonymous No.55996733]

>>55995634
>I can only imagine what other people told me the land was used for, I can't think, I can't dream, I can't do anythiiiiiiiiing!!!
Alright faggot thanks for trying, real men will take care of it and you can pay money to visit like a tourist who owns nothing and never did anything anyway

[Anonymous No.55996827]

>>55996523
mansfield hospital in texas requires it
also would like to say novavax is the same shit they just get moths to do it instead

[Anonymous No.55996850]

Imagine unironically believing that MRA vaccinations cause blood clots

[Anonymous No.55996881]

I took the pfizer and i feel fine

[Anonymous No.55996968]

>>55992594
you are retarded if you didn't make a fake vax card by this point

[Anonymous No.55997496]

>>55996968
How do I do it

[Anonymous No.55997623]

>>55992594
If you get a covid vax for a job your are a faggot cuck who will live the rest of his days on his knees.

[Anonymous No.55997967]

>>55997496
He doesn’t know. He didn’t need to make one because he never leaves his room. It’s not his problem. You should’ve figured it out yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.55999988]

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[Anonymous No.56000111]

>wants a job in IT
>IT job asks you for proof of clot shot
>you provide "proof" that you got one

dude, this is a basic litmus test to see if you are as good at programming and photoshop as you claim to be

[Anonymous No.56000157]

>>55992645
Amen!

[Anonymous No.56000165]

> live in South Africa
> pick out the government clinic with the most heavy-set, thickest-accent bearing rural mama-nurse
> subtle bribe behind the curtain until mama nurse finally clicks and understands (she likes money)
> comfy pepe with a shiny new government-issued c00f vaxx certificate

[Anonymous No.56000567]

>>55996733
imagine trying to brag about "real men doings le things" on 4chan, LMAO

[Anonymous No.56000568]

>>55992614
IMAGINE staying a pure blood until the end of 2023 and cucking now lmao. I will unironically die before I or my children ever get another vaccine. Even my dog isn't vaccinated.