/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55992037]

Headcrabbing Market Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>55990570

[Anonymous No.55992048]

Buy WBD. Actors and writers strike is coming to an end, I've got insider information.

[Anonymous No.55992054]

OIL

[Anonymous No.55992055]

GORDON

[Anonymous No.55992057]

Bullbros, we're so back

[Anonymous No.55992065]

>>55992057
This is a headcrab thread, not a bullsquid thread

[Anonymous No.55992078]

>>55992048
Drop more crumbs we'll piece it together

[Anonymous No.55992079]

>>55992048
I'd rather buy NFLX. All their good content is foreign productions so actor strike is bullish.

[Anonymous No.55992086]

Xth for WAGMI, just not at the same time probably

[Anonymous No.55992088]

it's UP!
https://www.intc.com/news-events/ir-calendar/detail/20230831-deutsche-bank-2023-technology-conference

[Anonymous No.55992089]

Guys! I finally passed a threshold. 25K gains. Next thresholds are 50K, 75K and 100K.
I'm so happy. It's a lot, but at the same time, it's so little.

[Anonymous No.55992094]

god DAMN I’m happy I sold my puts at support let’s fucking gooo

[Anonymous No.55992105]

and just like that, nobody knows who I am from the last thread. A fresh start.

[Anonymous No.55992107]

>>55992048
>I've got insider information.
I would like to have a word with you

[Anonymous No.55992109]

>>55992065
This a double top thread and yes I'm a phoneposter

[Anonymous No.55992119]

Why is inflation so low in Switzerland? Did they print less during Covid?

[Anonymous No.55992121]

>>55992109
September is going to be an absolute bloodbath. See you guys next week :D

[Anonymous No.55992131]

>>55992121
>Checks calendar
OH FUCK SEPTEMBER IS TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.55992145]

>>55992105
Don't be so sure about that

[Anonymous No.55992152]

>>55992119
Same as France. Less retarded energy policy.

[Anonymous No.55992153]

Too many boboposts in the catalog. I don't like this. We shouldn't dance early. Dance when we're at -35%.

[Anonymous No.55992154]

>>55992131
Fuck, no wonder were dumping. I thought September was next week.
CPI reacceleration impending due to oil bounce also.
And then there's student loans, and Q3 quarterly taxes.

Has it ever been more over?

[Anonymous No.55992157]

I think we're about to big one!

[Anonymous No.55992161]

DG is massively oversold.
Growing revenue, good buybacks, good margin, 20% roic
DG leaps are a steal

[Anonymous No.55992168]

>>55992088
q3 above midpoint of guidance... on track for 18A... manufacturing ready end of next year... accelerating buildup and capacity for arizona site
-pat gelsinger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

[Anonymous No.55992176]

>>55992154
Buddy, it hasn't even BEGUN to be over!

[Anonymous No.55992182]

i forgot to sell in May

[Anonymous No.55992183]

>>55992065
Headcrab market

[Anonymous No.55992186]

>>55992182
You can still remember, remember to sell before September. You've still got a few hours.

[Anonymous No.55992187]

>>55992161
lol
enjoy getting drained
we have much lower to go

[Anonymous No.55992189]

If theta occurs on the weekend, why doesn’t everyone just sell their options Friday

[Anonymous No.55992197]

>>55992176
I'm getting nervous. When does the over begin to start?

[Anonymous No.55992211]

>>55992186
nah i'm green again probably be ok

[Anonymous No.55992216]

another day beating the s&p is good with me. intel remains undervalued. get on the ride and enjoy some gains.

[Anonymous No.55992223]

>>55992189
a lot of people do
but for the same number of people who do sell, there are people who want to position themselves over the weekend, often to hedge their existing positions they can buy/sell puts/calls, and want that exposure over the weekend - if something bad were to happen over the weekend, they would be protected
most market gains happen not intraday but during after hours as well; or if you're positioning for a short term move, big moves happen often overnight gap ups gap downs

[Anonymous No.55992280]

>>55992187
>>55992187
DG chads get drained alright. By DG single moms in the DG parking lot. All while buying more dg leaps on a cheap and good phone bought at DG

[Anonymous No.55992286]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.55992292]

Bullish or bearish on tomorrow’s premarket?

[Anonymous No.55992310]

>>55992292

bullish cause shit numbers+ weekend + holiday

[Anonymous No.55992316]

>>55992292
crabbish because nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.55992323]

>>55992292
bull tomorrow
bear over the weekend

[Anonymous No.55992325]

>>55992292
But doesn't really mean we go higher, just not down. We could go down tonight and then simply pump with reports to today's levels.

[Anonymous No.55992327]

>Walmarts across the USA are letting all of the minor wagies(older than 16 but younger than 21) go, as in laid off
>Distribution centers also laid off a SHITLOAD of personnel yet MSM is silent about it
>Now pharmicists are asked to take pay cuts and reduced hours, around the same time CVS is cutting down job numbers too

Walmart bros, are we gonna be ok? Why are they cutting so many corners so close to holiday shopping seasons like Halloween, Thanskgiving and Christmas?

[Anonymous No.55992338]

keep pumping my bags goyim

[putsRnotDaWae No.55992339]

>>55992292
Bullish, it's mostly job data which has been consistently bad in the recent prints. Fed will cut rates sooner so bad job data is unironically bullish. Worst case it's a crab day.

[Snip-Sama No.55992343]

Get a job.

[Anonymous No.55992344]

>>55992292
>When will you learn...

[Anonymous No.55992351]

>>55992327
Almost like we're in a recession

[Anonymous No.55992355]

>>55992292

[Anonymous No.55992362]

>Equinor, BP seek 54% hike in US offshore wind power price, filings show http://reut.rs/3YUQOAd

THERE'S YOUR CHEAP ENERGY BRO

[Anonymous No.55992364]

>>55992327
Fuck Walmart
DG DG DG

[Anonymous No.55992365]

>>55992327
Won't matter because everything's too expensive for Christmas this year.

[Anonymous No.55992373]

>>55992355
an entire region of earth died of pollution to manufacture this

[Anonymous No.55992382]

mom finally made it to the city that's only a 1h40m flight away after 18 hours of delay
the top is in
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.55992393]

LIFE IS A HIGHWAY. I WANNA RIDE IT. ALL NIGHT LONG.

[Anonymous No.55992395]

>>55992351
More like a silent depression is brewing. Even normies are waking up to how fucked this shit really is. A small bag of Cheetos is over $6 now kek.

[Anonymous No.55992405]

This market is boring as hell. Just crash already so volatility is fun again

[Anonymous No.55992413]

This month I hauled in 22000€ but I can't tell anyone cus everyone I know are poor and would expect gibs

To celebrate I bought 800$ worth of calls and puts on the crabbiest of days, expiring tomorrow

[Snip-Sama No.55992418]

Me and my bobros will have the last laugh. Don’t worry mumus, we’ll enjoy your steak for years to come.

[Anonymous No.55992427]

>>55992395
Not at dollar general save time save money everyday DG DG DG

[Anonymous No.55992431]

>>55992089
Solid

[Anonymous No.55992438]

>>55992427
Save time Save money Lose your life

[Anonymous No.55992439]

Excuse me.
>UWUTM8

[Anonymous No.55992440]

>>55992413
>This month I hauled in 22000€ but I can't tell anyone cus everyone I know are poor and would expect gibs
People are so entitled these days it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.55992447]

>>55992439
Do not think the same would have happened with 900 or 9k or 90k or 900k.

[Anonymous No.55992449]

All in on EBET bros. Super low market cap and buyout is looming. They’ve retained Houlihan Lokey.

[Anonymous No.55992455]

>Barely scraping by financially? Here are 6 things you can do to supplement your income.
>#1: Start an OnlyFans account

[Anonymous No.55992465]

>>55992449
You are a fool. I warned you about EBET years ago. I even made a small profit shorting it. No one is gambling on video game nerds

[Anonymous No.55992467]

>>55992455
#2: Stop getting stupid gay tattoos.

[Anonymous No.55992472]

>>55992455
>#2: Suck cocks

[Anonymous No.55992476]

>>55992455
instead of whoring themselves on the street women will sell pictures of their buttholes online and cucks will pay for it

[Anonymous No.55992487]

How did banks suddenly stop dying off?

[Anonymous No.55992489]

>Bought the AAPL dip
>Didn't go all in or buy calls
Is this still fomo? Fear of missing optimization?

[Anonymous No.55992497]

KR earnings next Friday. How high will it go?

[Anonymous No.55992498]

When should we invest in F?

[Anonymous No.55992499]

>>55992455
I never understood why women like to ruin their bodies and faces with stupid tattoos and piercings. It all looks so ugly to me.

Anyway I wish OF had stocks available, I would load up on calls and longs now that people are getting desperate to make more money.

[Anonymous No.55992508]

>>55992455
Is that actually what it says?
Anyway most of these whores don't even make $100 a month. I'm glad they saturated the shit out of it.

[Anonymous No.55992510]

>>55992438
You could be pumping life into a DG single moms baby basket but ONLY if you buy DG calls for infinite gains. So sayeth the DG shill

[Anonymous No.55992511]

>>55992455
Honestly if i were the kind of person who could make money being an online whore I would. I'm a whore of a different style at work anyway i don't care.

[Anonymous No.55992512]

>>55992418
So much money lost buying NVDA puts. You could be selling NVDA naked calls right now and just raking in the premiums from those retards. Instead you are the retard.

[Anonymous No.55992521]

>>55992508
I didn't read the article. It's just funny that they used a stock photo of someone who looks like a typical OF whore for their ad.

[Anonymous No.55992523]

>>55992487
I wonder about this too

[Anonymous No.55992524]

>>55992512
We shall see tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55992534]

>>55992523
>>55992487
Big fish are little fish witha giant bailout for everyone involved. Courtesy of the big 5.

[Snip-Sama No.55992535]

>>55992512
t. roon

[Anonymous No.55992539]

Am I dumb for not selling covered calls on SOXL if I have 650 shares?

[Anonymous No.55992548]

>>55992539
Nope. You are smart for not risking your hedge in the first place. Just tend to your farm.

[Anonymous No.55992553]

>>55992487
Don't be anti-semetic

[Anonymous No.55992563]

OIL +83, OVER

[Anonymous No.55992570]

Short Squeeze market

[Anonymous No.55992574]

>>55992563
It's just beginning

[Anonymous No.55992581]

It's going back up

[Anonymous No.55992583]

>>55992487
This is only the beginning give it some time.

[Anonymous No.55992588]

Glad I went ahead and sold *most* of my BOIL yesterday, I reckon. It's not holding its rallies (but those rallies are very sellable while they are there) and it has had recent tendencies to dip down into the 58s and even touched into the 56s one morning. It might hit a stronger lick beforehand by surprise, it is a wild motherfucker, (((who))) knows, but I'm thinking there will be another breddy gud dip to buy before the next good rip. If not I will just have what little I still have to sell on the surprise rip, and will patiently await the next buy in yet again, because that's how these microcycles work.

[Anonymous No.55992589]

>>55992512
The brokers know whether you are naked or not and my schizo belief is that they like to fuck with naked sellers

[Anonymous No.55992592]

>BARSTOOL SPORTS TO CUT STAFF BY NEARLY 25% AS MASS LAYOFFS LOOM

WTF even gambling sports shit is going under?

[Anonymous No.55992596]

>>55992037
I need more HL2 memes

[Anonymous No.55992604]

>CHINESE DEVELOPER COUNTRY GARDEN WARNS OF DEFAULT

Uh oh, stinky, it didn't stop with Evergrande and real estate kek

[Anonymous No.55992612]

>>55992589
If they pump it to fuck you, you can just let it convert to naked short and hold out until it dumps back down.

[Anonymous No.55992616]

>>55992592
You need money to gamble money

[Anonymous No.55992618]

brat economy needs correction

[Anonymous No.55992621]

I think the market smoked some reefer

[Anonymous No.55992626]

>>55992604
China's economy is genuinely looking pretty shaky right now and I really don't see how people can still be defensive of it at this point
>MUH 2 WEEKS CHINA GIGACOLLAPSE
Lmao no those people are retarded, dramatic slowdown followed by stagnation if not some kind of outright recession seems extremely likely right now though.

[Anonymous No.55992638]

>>55992612
>let it convert to naked short
I don't think that's how it works.

[Anonymous No.55992660]

>>55992638
Depends on your brokerage

[Anonymous No.55992699]

How is this market so green. Don’t people understand that inflation is fucking poison for our 40% retail 30% financial services economy composition?

[Anonymous No.55992700]

>>55992621
Yes, on Oct 14, 2022, right when it was starting to sober up from the last time.

[Anonymous No.55992713]

Oil kings... we rise

[Anonymous No.55992720]

12:48 was the exact bottom and now we are heading towards ATHs

[Anonymous No.55992726]

>CSCO

[Anonymous No.55992730]

>>55992699
You are now slowly realizing that inflation is a nothingburger when your currency is the global reserve

[Anonymous No.55992733]

KOLD literally just randomly dropped EXACTLY down to my stop loss for ONE second. how the fuck did that happen? do brokers sell their customers stop losses? this can't be real

[Anonymous No.55992740]

>>55992626
>genuinely looking pretty shaky right now

It's looking shaky, and looking is the key word, because the Western media-propaganda complex decided to make it look that way. Almost no one at the retail level is invested in China yet Western newspapers issue weekly headlines about China's alleged impending 'economic crisis'. Didn't you notice ... it's precisely what they were doing with Russia for the past year? That didn't work so Washington gave them a new assignment and they moved on to China.

China has the strongest growth prospects of any country on earth as millions of rural peasantry move into urban centers and drive production sky-high. Belt & Road fuels demand for Chinese goods and services, almost like the Marshall Plan, and Russia whose PPP-adjusted GDP exceeds Germany is now a private monopoly for China with zero Western competition.

[Anonymous No.55992742]

>>55992726
FUCK YOUR FUCKIN ROUTERS

[Anonymous No.55992750]

>>55992740
here they come

[Anonymous No.55992754]

>>55992733
NYMEX just closed so all of them all at once put in their final bids and settled for the day, and NYMEX often sends out huge spikes up and down that last microseconds. They trade from 8am till 2:30pm on the floors. Stops are utterly useless with BOIL/KOLD.

[Anonymous No.55992756]

Look at these stocks.

[Anonymous No.55992760]

>>55992660
>Depends on your brokerage
depends on your relationship with your broker probably

[Anonymous No.55992761]

>>55992713
>There's people on this board that don't own oil...

[Anonymous No.55992776]

>>55992730
Except foreign reserves of dollars have dropped from 60% in 2009 to 48% in 2023. Additionally the dollars share of global trade in USD is only 45%

[Anonymous No.55992778]

Anyone getting an influx of spam texts? The curry is potent behind them.

[Anonymous No.55992779]

>>55992761
they fell for the electric meme. the oil will power this world for at least 100 more years

[Anonymous No.55992782]

>>55992733
>>55992754
This also means that immediately before 8am and after 230pm the non-NYMAX futures traders gain back the wheel to whatever degree. NYMEX overwhelms everything else while they are open.

[Anonymous No.55992785]

>>55992726
Mmmmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with Cisco

[Anonymous No.55992801]

>>55992733
No one will ever convince me that they don't hunt stop losses.

[Anonymous No.55992803]

>>55992776
Cool man but how many other countries peg the value of their currency to the dollar? I'll wait

[Anonymous No.55992807]

>>55992037
next week will be in red, right, bros?

[Anonymous No.55992811]

>>55992779
>TFW you're all in: oil, gas & coal.

[Anonymous No.55992821]

>>55992157
BIG JUAN

[Anonymous No.55992824]

>>55992733
>stop loss
Coward.

[Anonymous No.55992825]

>>55992803
Being pegged to the dollar means you have to buy and sell dollars to back the exchange rate via currency reserves dipshit

[Anonymous No.55992830]

>>55992761
>There are people on this board who are short oil

[Anonymous No.55992832]

oh it's going back down again now

[Anonymous No.55992833]

>>55992057
we're not even where we were a month ago.

[Anonymous No.55992838]

>>55992782
>>55992754
I guess that makes sense, but i'm still mad. I had 40k riding on this trade
still, I walked away with $26 rather than being in the red

[Anonymous No.55992857]

oil first
then yields
then shorts
then china stimmies
etc.

[Anonymous No.55992867]

>>55992825
Blah blah blah tell me more about how BRICS is going to overtake the US lol

[Anonymous No.55992872]

I got the job!! $17.50 an hour, full benefits, and quarterly bonuses! It's time to celebrate!

[Anonymous No.55992883]

OH N-

[Anonymous No.55992890]

>>55992726

[Anonymous No.55992891]

>>55992830

[Anonymous No.55992893]

>>55992872
Congratulations but come back when you're at 25+/hr

[Anonymous No.55992902]

>>55992867
If we don’t get inflation under control they likely will overtake us in about 20-25 years. Go look at the evolution of RMB/USD in global trade vs the evolution of GBP/USD in global trade in the 1900-1920’s

Of course that’s assuming glowies even keep the dollar around and don’t try to avert the future by going full crypto-data economy

[Anonymous No.55992905]

>>55992891
Have I been posting with cowsois fans this whole time?

[Anonymous No.55992907]

>>55992838
They may have done you a favor, this is not a good place within the range at all to be shorting from with any better odds than a coin flip. I personally *expect* BOIL to go lower, but from where it's at now it can do pretty much anything, including shoot way up. What are you basing that trade on that you were confident enough to put so much into it? I *expect* that it would have worked out, but expectations are about as thin as an Olsen twin here in the middle of the range.

[Anonymous No.55992918]

>I still haven’t refilled the SPR, and that’s a fact, Jack!

[Anonymous No.55992919]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55992937]

>>55992872
kick ass, BLESSED
the way to celebrate is to do a vid this weekend. And, maybe take Scoops out to dine in somewhere nice. I am glad that you have this load of worry off including fear of apartment loss.

[Anonymous No.55992939]

>>55992918
>Lowering costs

[Anonymous No.55992944]

[Anonymous No.55992945]

>OH N-

[Anonymous No.55992946]

Why are we dumping so fast?

[Anonymous No.55992958]

>>55992946
Wanna hear a funny joke?

NINE ELEVEN

[Anonymous No.55992965]

>>55992905
Don't watch sports just a fan of the natgas business.

[Anonymous No.55992968]

>>55992946
No, son, why has it been so fake and gay poomping for so many months. REDDITORS. REDDITORS have been fake and gay poomping the markets so as to become sacrificial cattle.

[Anonymous No.55992976]

>>55992965
BASED

[Anonymous No.55992979]

>>55992946
Bitch I'm up 2% what are you on about

[Anonymous No.55992984]

>>55992905
/smg/ is certified baseball territory. Football fans need not apply

[putsRnotDaWae No.55992993]

>>55992984
Who the fuck watches baseball other than red neck chuds? What a lame ass sport.

[Anonymous No.55992995]

Look at this candle

[Anonymous No.55993015]

>>55992993
You wanna fight? I will fight you.
(I mostly watch girls softball)

[Anonymous No.55993019]

>>55992993
High IQ sports enjoyers.

[Anonymous No.55993030]

>>55992995
Why though?

[Anonymous No.55993031]

>>55992995
I noticed that candle

[Anonymous No.55993047]

B-bobo... w-wait, please! We can talk this out!

[Anonymous No.55993064]

this week on thirdy fud
>hyperinflation in a deflationary death spiral

[Anonymous No.55993073]

If you zoom in enough on the date and zoom out enough on the price axis, all the stress goes away

[Anonymous No.55993075]

showuer hour?

[Anonymous No.55993091]

Bulls are in control

[Anonymous No.55993104]

Job numbers will disappoint. Pick up QQQ 372 puts for tomorrow. 7x, You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.55993106]

Tomorrow is September...Repent while you still can.

[Anonymous No.55993123]

Is KO going out of business?

[Anonymous No.55993133]

>>55993106
Wake me up when September ends.

[Anonymous No.55993149]

>>55993091
he's a big guy

[Anonymous No.55993154]

Do I sell this?

[Anonymous No.55993168]

HI HO, HI HO, HOW LOW CAN VIX GO?

[Anonymous No.55993174]

>>55992993
You better watch your mouth Jackie.

[Anonymous No.55993181]

I just scalped $11 ama

[Anonymous No.55993187]

>He thinks inflation has peaked.
>He thinks the bond market bottomed.
>He thinks the collapse of the regional banking sector is over.

[Snip-Sama No.55993197]

>>55992993
Commie confirmed. Short anything this guy touches.

[Anonymous No.55993208]

>>55993187
I don't think any of this, which is why I'm mostly in Money Markets until rate cuts (if they ever happen), and then after that I'm not sure on what to do

[Anonymous No.55993215]

>>55993154
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell

[Anonymous No.55993221]

>>55993181
Uh can I borrow $11?

[Anonymous No.55993229]

>>55993221
sure thing anon, just posting your account and routing #

[Anonymous No.55993234]

>>55993181
kick ass, BLESSED. I loosted $9 on my second day of being an OPTIONS NIGGER. What did you scalp it on and what was your method, including spotting an entry?

[Anonymous No.55993248]

>>55992168
>trillions gifted by the US government

[Anonymous No.55993258]

>>55992733
They would sell their customers if they could.

[Anonymous No.55993261]

>>55992511
Hear hear. I’m sick and have already emptied ever fluid in my body. If i even drink water it will leave asaf from one of my orifices and I’m worried about fucking wageslaving because i know the rest are too incompetent to not fuck up. Wish I had the balls to just stop wageslaving. I know people on gibs with more disposable income even though im in a high tax bracket living in a shitbox. Would love to have the option of letting someone stare at my butthole, or even suck a dick but alas I am not gay.

[Anonymous No.55993274]

>>55993091
we got this bull bros

[Anonymous No.55993293]

Lmao. Remember when earlier today the bears all got out of their caves only to be heckled back in?

[Anonymous No.55993294]

>>55993234
>What did you scalp it on
SPY 1dte 80 delta calls
>what was your method
i bought and held them to -$400 and held to my conviction that power hour would save them. then i took some golf putts in my office until it rebounded, then i made a deal with the MMs to exit for $11 profit right before it went the other way again. tried for a few extra pennies on my ask price but you cant really fuck around with that when you have already been heemed and are trying to make a deal to get out, sometimes you gotta come to them and sacrifice a little profit just to get the deal done

[Anonymous No.55993302]

Come on down, dirty slut market fuck

[Anonymous No.55993310]

>He drinks for recreation/stress instead of saving expenses for comfy ETFs.

[Anonymous No.55993332]

LULU calls?
how does /smg/ feel about the Stacy's consumer?

[Anonymous No.55993333]

>>55992740
No, China's economy is completely fucked. Propaganda or not.

[Anonymous No.55993334]

>>55993294
Ah, very interesting. What made you go with 1 rather than 0 dte, and identify them as delta rather than strikes? Is 80 delta generally good in combination with some other particular Greek and its value?

[Anonymous No.55993343]

>>55993310
where do deadbeat alcoholics find the money to drink that much?

[Anonymous No.55993348]

>>55992778
Where are the parents?

[Anonymous No.55993354]

>>55993343
The true way of saving money on booze is siphoning alcohol from hairspray - Native American style.

[Anonymous No.55993365]

>>55993348
She's likely being raised by a single whore mother.

[Anonymous No.55993390]

>>55993365
And that cunt is busy filming it seems.

[Anonymous No.55993404]

>>55993334
>1 rather than 0 dte
in case they never went green today before close and i wanted to hold overnight. gives me the option to buy more at open tomorrow to average down.
>Is 80 delta generally good
i like scalp trading ITM options because it gives you a little more leeway to be wrong initially and not have theta heem you too bad because the options are already ITM. If you buy OTM options, yea they are cheaper, but theta is a bitch and can heem you even if you were right on direction. I like to sell OTM options and buy ITM options as a general rule

[Snip-Sama No.55993410]

Patience my bear friends. Our time is coming. Just be patient.

[Anonymous No.55993412]

Where goin today guys ?

[Anonymous No.55993420]

holy fucking shit i'm so lucky
i just checked the stocks after a busy day and had a take profit trigger few hours ago
i didn't even realise i had a cfd open, i had no stop less set, a spontaneous 2% green day would have destroyed me
i still don't even remember setting this position wtf

[Anonymous No.55993423]

>>55993310
It’s a bear reaction from when you had to ferment an pickle everything to get calories aka white devils.

[Anonymous No.55993424]

>>55993410
>Our time is coming. Just be patient.
standing by

[Anonymous No.55993429]

>>55993310
Way more impressed with the supposed “super boozers”. It takes a solid game plan to be able to obliterate that many alcoholic drinks per day with consistency.

[Anonymous No.55993432]

>>55993333
>Wait wait... If China's economy is collapsing how is CNOOC paying me a +10% dividend?

[Anonymous No.55993433]

>Patience my bear friends. Our time is coming. Just be patient.

[Anonymous No.55993440]

I don't understand how oil can be so expensive? It's one the most available commodities on the fuckin planet. Gas used to cost nothing. Just fire up the drills, wtf? How can Arabs have so insanely high breakeven prices on oil? I literally do not understand oil. And then some people say that high oil prices actually hurt companies like Exxon... doesn't seem to be hurting their stock price, that's for sure.
If oil is that easy to manipulate, why don't they go even higher and forever? The demand will always be there and has always been there so why not simply restrict the supply even further to jack up the prices?

[Anonymous No.55993443]

>>55993412
Up, obviously

[Anonymous No.55993446]

>>55993429
One of the few things I admire about sales department employees is their ability to knock back half-a-dozen cocktails at conventions without getting a buzz.

[Snip-Sama No.55993453]

>>55993433
t. roon

[Anonymous No.55993458]

>>55993440
They artificially limit production to minmax profits vs depletion of reserves.

[Anonymous No.55993459]

underneath all these masks lies the biggest, most ferocious, most lethal bobo the world has ever seen. He's so scary he can adapt and shapeshift like bigfoot to take on any form he chooses. But his natural state is that of King Bobo, king of the /smg/ jungle

[Anonymous No.55993464]

>>55993429
The Gin Craze numbers were hundreds of litres of Gin a year.

[Anonymous No.55993482]

>>55993453
reported for transphobia

[Snip-Sama No.55993484]

>>55993459
Fortune favors the bold, my friend.

[Anonymous No.55993489]

>>55993459
So what happened with the tigers?

[Anonymous No.55993490]

spotify do go back up like a rocket

[Anonymous No.55993494]

>>55993333
Ironically bullish for equities. China wants the housing market to cool so they are trying to juice the equity markets and make it more attractive.

Just imagine pouring some Chinese Depository Receipts into the S&P 500.

[Anonymous No.55993501]

>>55993440
>so why not simply restrict the supply even further to jack up the prices?
You mean actually what they and Russia are doing.
>insanely high breakeven prices on oil?
It’s literally leaking out of their sand. No drilling required. They extract for nothing.

[Anonymous No.55993504]

>>55993494
>Just imagine pouring some Chinese Depository Receipts into the S&P 500.
Fuck yeah pump my bags Uncle Chang.

[Anonymous No.55993509]

>>55993440
Oil price is super jewish and political. It's the most like that of any commodity. Supply/demand is only a small part of what determines where it happens to be trading in any given period. They withhold supply, limit supply, flood supply, ramp production etc constantly to fiddle the price. Then there are all the pipeline and shipping issues, blockades, embargoes, wars. All over the price and control of oil.

[Anonymous No.55993513]

tech fag here. I actually had to do some work today. Horrendous. Fking slave drivers.

[Anonymous No.55993516]

>>55993489
>tigers
lions, tigers, AND BEARS OH MY

[Snip-Sama No.55993530]

>>55993513

[Anonymous No.55993531]

>>55993482
Report me too you aids infested rotbox having trannosaurus Keks

[Anonymous No.55993547]

CRBPsirs! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.55993550]

>>55993531
ok

[Anonymous No.55993552]

air fryer ding'd
tendies here i come

[Anonymous No.55993554]

N V D A
U R ALL GAY

[Anonymous No.55993558]

>>55993489
Recovering from taking too many habanero shits in the secret forest

[Anonymous No.55993562]

>>55993482
Never got this phobia thing lmao so glad it doesnt work anymore

[Anonymous No.55993579]

>>55993440
>I don't understand how oil can be so expensive?
It's a managed market.
>If oil is that easy to manipulate, why don't they go even higher and forever?
There's no point in making oil unaffordable when they can make it up on volume at these prices.

[Anonymous No.55993581]

this is some schizo jumping crab shit

[Anonymous No.55993582]

i sold to open 2 of these contracts, why 0 open interest?

[Anonymous No.55993583]

>>55993343
I drink about 6 12 oz beers a day on average. Light beers.

I actually have drunk 2 gallons in one sitting before, of all kinds of beer.

But for me, a few beers in the evening really is just great.

[Anonymous No.55993584]

JOE INFINITY MARKET ORDERS BIDEN
PPT IS AN IRISH TRAVELER SCAM

[Anonymous No.55993589]

>>55993482
Nigga, I'm not afraid of trannies

[Anonymous No.55993593]

oh wait nevermind I guess it ended up dumping pretty hard huh
my bad

[Anonymous No.55993597]

>>55993509
People overestimate how much the oil market is manipulated. Just look up at the drunk oil trader incident and how much leverage he had to take on in order to start moving markets.

Don’t forget that it’s incredibly structured too. You can’t buy individual barrels, you’ve got to buy contracts, and only a handful of people are actually taking delivery.

[Anonymous No.55993598]

Well sheeeiiit.

[Anonymous No.55993605]

anyone up for a game of 3 card monty?

[Anonymous No.55993610]

>>55993593
What has the VIX? Really confused with the VIX.

[Anonymous No.55993614]

>>55993582
open int is a daily stat, not real time. if you look at SPY 0dte's you'll see the open int be static while volume climbs higher

[Anonymous No.55993620]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55993622]

lol last minute dump

[Anonymous No.55993624]

>>55993620
+0.12%
I'm comfy snibbing

[Anonymous No.55993629]

>>55993620
+0.97% gme

[Anonymous No.55993630]

>>55993620
-.75%. Fully expecting the DOOMPENING to begin tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55993633]

>>55993620
I don't wanna talk about it

[Anonymous No.55993638]

>>55993620
Another day in /cashgang/ hesitating. I could have made ~3% chasing this pump when I got the signal but I didn't and now I think it's too late. So I wait.

[Anonymous No.55993643]

>>55993622
Just bought $1500 worth of PLTR puts before the market closed lol

[Anonymous No.55993646]

>>55993622
september starts early

[Anonymous No.55993651]

i hate when people call me sir
bitch i'm not old
i usually hit em right back with a ma'am

[Anonymous No.55993657]

>>55992054
>ropa

[Anonymous No.55993658]

>>55993620
+0.66%

[Anonymous No.55993659]

>>55993651
Anon, to the retarded zoomer at the grocery store, you're already an old fart

[Anonymous No.55993662]

>>55993651
it's a sign of respect dipshit

[Anonymous No.55993666]

Nvdatroons...

[Anonymous No.55993669]

>>55993662
fuck you ma'am

[Anonymous No.55993671]

>>55993404
Ah, averaging down on the same coontract? I had not thought in those terms with OPTIONS, very interesting. It just seems to me they lose so much so fast it might be better just to cut them, but I am sure things are a lot different when moving beyond 0dte. This should all help give me some things to include in watching for while paper trading at least. Very much appreciated, and very BLESSED being able to POOT the GOOLF balls in your office like one of those MR BIG NIGS in the movies.

[Anonymous No.55993675]

>>55993651
>His dick doesn't twinge when zoomettes call him "sir"
lol get a load of this fag.

[Anonymous No.55993685]

Vfs puts still printing. Today was good.

[Anonymous No.55993687]

>>55993620
Not checking

[Anonymous No.55993688]

>>55993675
zoomettes don't work around here
all we have in the stores is fat pigs who look like they have mixed kids

[Anonymous No.55993696]

>>55993657
>What's the matter my boy?

[Anonymous No.55993702]

>>55993620
I LOOSTED nine dollarinos and sixteen cents OPTIONS NIGGERING for my second day.

[Anonymous No.55993708]

>>55993614
thanks

[Anonymous No.55993710]

>>55993666
Yeah I'm sure Buffett bought a ton of NVDA just for shits

[Anonymous No.55993724]

>>55993620
+.66%

[Anonymous No.55993730]

>>55993702
Try selling long dated covered calls or something instead of the more degen goombling

[Anonymous No.55993742]

>>55993685
>VFS
What's this shit?

[Anonymous No.55993746]

>>55993742
Charlie EV PnD

[Anonymous No.55993755]

>>55993671
>It just seems to me they lose so much so fast
and gain so much so fast (only if ITM already). And sometimes holding overnight isnt the right answer and cutting them early is. But that's why I look at delta when making those decisions. If i bought some 80 delta contracts that are now the 20 delta, i should probably cut out instead of averaging down. But if its still the 60-70 delta, then maybe averaging down is the way to go. other people do it differently. seems like most people like to buy OTM at a strike where they think the market will head. But i just dont like holding onto worthless contracts for that long. Would rather be holding something that has some intrinsic value. It's a long trading day and anything can happen. That being said I'm glad I cut out for $11 profit when I did. Otherwise I would be pretty upset with myself right now. Ya win some ya lose some

[Anonymous No.55993759]

>>55993666
What is Berkshire's source of revenue? Doesn'y Buffett just hold the stocks?

[Anonymous No.55993765]

>>55993742
Vietnam Fucking Shits

[Snip-Sama No.55993769]

>>55993710
https://money.usnews.com/investing/stock-market-news/articles/the-complete-berkshire-hathaway-portfolio

Go on and tell us where in this portfolio does it say NVDA retard

[Anonymous No.55993779]

>>55993620
I have lost 1/3 of my entire portfolio value in the last 8 days
i feel like a hopless gambling addict

[Snip-Sama No.55993783]

>>55993759
It’s mostly from dividends paid off by the value companies he hand picked.

[Anonymous No.55993786]

>>55993759
It's an insurance company that also buys a shit ton of stocks

[Anonymous No.55993787]

>>55993685
>>55993742
they have only been public for a week? why didnt you tell me you were buying puts bobro!!!

[Anonymous No.55993788]

>>55993765
toplel

[Anonymous No.55993797]

>>55993742
A nothingburger of a company that just experienced a large short squeeze. These microcap nothing companies are retail honeypots for liquidity so I'm riding it back down

[Snip-Sama No.55993809]

>>55993666
Trips of doom. It’s over for NVDA.

[Anonymous No.55993814]

>>55993746
Underrated kek

[Anonymous No.55993818]

>>55993666
does this make berkshire a value play?

[Anonymous No.55993820]

THIS LOOKS BAD MUMU

[Anonymous No.55993830]

>>55993820
Just a healthy correction

[Anonymous No.55993832]

Vinfast is actually the most retarded bullshit.
3rd most valuable car manufacturer with 2,1$ billion loss in 2022. What the fuck is this? This is ACTUALLY more retarded than NVDA valuation

[Anonymous No.55993839]

>>55993820
Slurptember begins

[Anonymous No.55993849]

>>55993839
>>>55993820 (You)
SLUURRRRRp - TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.55993855]

>>55993839
>Slurptember
>slurptemBEAR, fify
you're slurping puts right anon?

[Anonymous No.55993867]

>>55993797
Well congratulations on the free money for finding that pile of dogshit.

[Anonymous No.55993872]

>>55993787
Anon dropped a hint in a morning thread 2 days ago. I posted yesterday and last thread! There is still blood to be shed

[Anonymous No.55993876]

Blew up the gambling account again bros. it's over

[Anonymous No.55993883]

>>55993755
Oh man, very helpful info on how to actually pay attention to the delta over time. All of the ones I've tried thus far I've just bought right ATM at what I expect to be either a reversal point or a momentum ride, btw. I think I have done a total of 6 0dte with 3 working out but with greater losses than gains. I held these for seconds to a few minutes. There were some occasions that I would have gained nicely if I held, and others where I would have lost more, but I just had it in my head that if I hit minus 10 to get the fuck out immediately, with the thesis that if I do it enough then a certain percentage will go my way and I can let good ones ride for longer.

[Anonymous No.55993887]

bored to tears waiting for TTOO to finally get FDA confirmation for its sepsis panel. I blame the CDC for deciding September was to be sepsis awareness month and probably made the FDA wait until September to approve it so the CDC looks like it does useful things. Federal employees are so fucking lazy.

[Anonymous No.55993890]

>>55992107
Fuck off Gary

[Anonymous No.55993891]

aight ima head out and unironically touch grass. Going to overseed the lawn with my SMG (Scotts Miracle Gro) seed spreader, then grill a steak and play Spyro Reignited Trilogy for the rest of the evening. Cheers

[Anonymous No.55993893]

>>55993730
Can't sell covered calls on uninvoosted cash in between BOIL microcycles!

[Anonymous No.55993897]

>>55993839
>>55993855
>slurp them bears

[Anonymous No.55993899]

Can nigvidia go back to $100m

[Anonymous No.55993905]

>>55993876
How? On what? Bad time to be fucking with shit bro. Just play it safe, the heeming is months away. No need to take dumbass risks.

[Snip-Sama No.55993910]

Watch my NVDA puts print

[Anonymous No.55993915]

>>55993887
Paint will actually dry, but troons will never be women no matter how long you wait.

[Anonymous No.55993933]

Let's get to the next thread, I have an announcement I'd like to make regarding today's market action

[Anonymous No.55993943]

>>55993933
No.

[Snip-Sama No.55993945]

>>55993933
Bake the next bread, then.

[Anonymous No.55993954]

>>55993945
I baked this one. I only have one OP idea per day

[Anonymous No.55993958]

Don't bake until page 10

[Anonymous No.55993962]

>>55993933
I eagerly await.

[Anonymous No.55993965]

>Deutsche Skatbank Tagesgeld
Man, these germans, even their banks are shit.

[Anonymous No.55993971]

>>55993333

[Largo Fag !juJc7OReOI No.55993983]

>>55992713
what is actually the best ways to invest in oil?

[Anonymous No.55993984]

>>55993867
Many thanks anon

[Snip-Sama No.55993992]

>>55993983
Joining the Jihad

[Anonymous No.55994002]

>>55993685
Oh man kick ass, BLESSED! I have a friend who watches TV and he told me about that company the day before their IPO, and I have since seen bits of news in the HOOD feed here and there. I just assumed 3 main things: 1) like pretty much all IPOs it would pump and dump to start with, 2) it was being shilled by TV shows so must be an attempt at forcing a new meme company into the public awareness and 3) it's chinks and the name is shitty so it is doomed to fail within these shores at least.

[Anonymous No.55994006]

>>55993333
Just wanted to provide some context to show that those prices are not abnormal when compared with peer cities such as Mumbai and London and when China's immensely greater development potential is also considered. Of course adjustments have to be made, but the economy is hardly fucked, esp. when you consider so much of the real estate is owned by private investors rather than banks. Over twenty percent of the population owns more than one home and it is the cultural thing to invest in housing rather than stocks. They will just eat the losses.

[Anonymous No.55994053]

>>55993872
>hint
>only displays the stocks name 2 days after when its dropped $60 from ath
Huh

[Anonymous No.55994073]

Holy hell it was at 70, LAMO, -50%. Should be at 35 cent

[Anonymous No.55994074]

>>55993015
Based. I enjoy watch OU dominate.

[Anonymous No.55994096]

>>55992487
Late stage capitalism.

[Anonymous No.55994115]

>>55994111
>>55994111
>>55994111

[Anonymous No.55994131]

>>55994053
What are you going on about nigger? It's not my responsibility to inform you at all and especially not to the level you think you deserve. Another anon posted about it 2 days ago when it was at $80 and shorted it down to $60. Since then it's been posted several times by both of us. I found his hint so there's no excuse for you

[Anonymous No.55994470]

>>55993779
Nvm anon im sure they’re value stocks with potential to double