/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.55990570]

It Do Go Up Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55990586]

I’m gay
And so are you

[Anonymous No.55990587]

WTF WTF

[Anonymous No.55990591]

I think that monthly window is fully dressed now mumu, you can take the rest of the day off

[Anonymous No.55990593]

First for
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55990594]

Oil bros. We aren't back. We never left. This is what a real bull market feels like. No scam pumps or short squeezes or meme stocks or AI manias or government subsidies. Just a long term trend of up and to the right. Supply. Demand. Fundamentals. Valuation. Prices. Every sell off is an opportunity to add. Buy. Every. Dip.

[Anonymous No.55990596]

>>55990570
Google is unstoppable

[Anonymous No.55990599]

>Cannabis
You guys did listen to cannabro in april, yes?

[Anonymous No.55990603]

>>55990586

[Anonymous No.55990606]

nvidia unable to break 500. yeah this is the top.

[Anonymous No.55990611]

>>55990606
unironically shorting it as we speak

[Anonymous No.55990613]

MUMU wtfwt? Ouch

[Anonymous No.55990615]

what's the pin for tomorrow opex?

[Anonymous No.55990617]

>>55990599
Scam pump on loosening of regulations. Theres no money in weed stocks. The market is way too competitive.

[Anonymous No.55990616]

>>55990606
it will tomorrow. bulls are fucking unhinged

[Anonymous No.55990621]

How about those stocks.

[Anonymous No.55990622]

>>55990599
This is REEFER MADNESS

[Anonymous No.55990624]

>>55990599
Dude weed, no way it sells off again.

[Anonymous No.55990627]

>>55990621
Is she still childless?

[Anonymous No.55990633]

>>55990570
I bought puts for MMM yesterday. Needless to say, should I buy more puts? Or back out? It expires October 6

[Anonymous No.55990640]

450 is the 0DTE squeeze trigger. Under that bears take full control

[Anonymous No.55990642]

>>55990627
Thankfully yes. Don't want to destroy that body.

[Anonymous No.55990643]

>>55990627
We're all her children.
>Except me, I'm older than her.

[Anonymous No.55990649]

>>55990633
MMM is undervalued due lawsuits (Bayer effect). You are simply playing with fire until it pumps

[Anonymous No.55990650]

>>55990624
I sure hope not. I’ve been holding for almost a year!

[Anonymous No.55990652]

>>55990615
About $445 today and $443 tomorrow for SPY and $368/$369 QQQ but important stay hits tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55990657]

>>55990642
nice,bet she's going to donate her wealth to some roastie useless cat charity when she's 80

[Anonymous No.55990659]

>>55990599
I honestly don't remember much weed shilling this year, just that one faggot shilling TRUFF here as well as starting threads about it. Down over 50% now from when he started shilling it, lmao. Hope none of you lads fell for that shit.

[Anonymous No.55990661]

camber energy rebound incoming.

[Anonymous No.55990664]

>>55990652
*important Data tomorrow cpi

[Anonymous No.55990666]

>>55990633
I see the gap you're looking at, but this option chain is terrible. Good luck exiting.

[Anonymous No.55990668]

>>55990657
Dont speak so bad about my wife

[Anonymous No.55990669]

>he's a NO BOIL NIGGER

[Anonymous No.55990675]

>>55990661
People still have that garbagio?

[Anonymous No.55990677]

>>55990652
Wat ticker should one of my risk tolerence be exposure towards?

[Anonymous No.55990678]

I was promised a crash in september. Now my portfolio is green. I need to buy more though. This is unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.55990681]

>>55990650
Congratulations anon now you can put it all into an income dividend etf and retire.

[Anonymous No.55990691]

>>55990668
Ok,Í'll stop

[Anonymous No.55990692]

>>55990678
Anon, it's still August

[Anonymous No.55990700]

>>55990677
What are you looking to do or achieve?

[Anonymous No.55990703]

Sell in Aug
Land yourself a PAWG

[Anonymous No.55990706]

>>55990700
Make 20 more dollers xD

[Anonymous No.55990711]

>>55990703
describe the aroma

[Anonymous No.55990717]

My only regret, that I didn't buy even more WHEAT

[Anonymous No.55990718]

>>55990652
Please tell me you don't have money on these strikes.

[Anonymous No.55990724]

>>55990692
But what if it doesn't crash? What is August was the only pullback we get...

[Anonymous No.55990725]

>>55990718
>he disbeliefs the market makers
Man your in for a lesson

[Anonymous No.55990726]

>>55990711
Musky with a hint of shit if you spread the cheeks

[Anonymous No.55990729]

>>55990706
Buy a cheap put exp tomorrow, you might get lucky and hit a huge lick

[Anonymous No.55990734]

>>55990703
Jesus imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.55990737]

Oh ho ho. Even the mainstream news thinks there's clouds on the horizon. Normally the BBC is bullish AF. I already know some /pol/troons won't be able to resist that one.

[Anonymous No.55990740]

is this NVDA bullmarket in the room with us?

[Anonymous No.55990746]

Any chance at MS getting a pump out of some kind of ai grifting?

[Anonymous No.55990752]

>>55990737
Inflation is reaching a breaking point here in the states, china isn't the only one having problems.

[Anonymous No.55990758]

>>55990729

[Anonymous No.55990762]

YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY
KNOW WHEN TO RUN

[Anonymous No.55990767]

>>55990725
yeah spx will totally sell off 90 points on the first day of september leading into long weekend. The options are only $2 do it anon.

[Anonymous No.55990774]

>>55990703
Hate to break it to you anon, but that’s a man

[Anonymous No.55990775]

PCE numbers came in. Inflation was .3% higher in July. We're getting more rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.55990785]

>>55990737
>/pol/troons
/pol/ is 100% Holocaust-Americans, that is to say people of holocaust descent

[Anonymous No.55990790]

>>55990785
Holohoax*

[Anonymous No.55990791]

>>55990767

almost as likely as the SPY having 6 green days in a row and then expecting another green day after an already +3% green week, retardo. ChatGPT, tell me the statistical probability of that?

[Anonymous No.55990794]

>>55990703
Is that what them jews used to bait niggers on to slave ships?

[Anonymous No.55990801]

>my jeet pump and dump daytrades is interfering with my job

[Anonymous No.55990811]

higher

[Anonymous No.55990815]

>>55990790
That only makes sense in your head, like when www.reddit.com users type Faux News

[Anonymous No.55990814]

The VIX is going to zero. Biden has eliminated any volatility at all in the market, hail

[Anonymous No.55990819]

>US Atlanta Fed GDPNow Index Q3: 5.6% (prev 5.9%)
???????????????

[Anonymous No.55990828]

>>55990791
I tried to ask chatgpt but the servers are busy

[Anonymous No.55990833]

Market is in an uptrend, like my schlong

[Anonymous No.55990838]

I told all of you to buy Veeva before earnings and you didn't listen. Easiest money in the market

[Anonymous No.55990843]

>>55990724
Oh we're dumping after the holiday, I guarantee it. We might even dump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55990853]

>>55990791
I'll hold my breath.

[Anonymous No.55990865]

>>55990811
Catbull?

[Anonymous No.55990873]

>>55990752
sauce?

[Anonymous No.55990874]

>>55990828
Ah. I see (((high finance))) is busy asking the divination bot what moves to make for the day.

[Anonymous No.55990878]

>>55990814
That old dementia ridden bumbling 80 year old that's about to croak has no idea what vix is.

He probably thinks VIX is the vapor rub they put under his nose after they change his diaper and tuck him in bed

[Anonymous No.55990880]

>>55990838

Why does it say veevo in the thumbnail/pic? Puta madre.

[Anonymous No.55990887]

>>55990843
Good.

[Anonymous No.55990901]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55990913]

All I think about is money 24/7.

[Anonymous No.55990914]

OH N-

[Anonymous No.55990915]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55990918]

>>55990717
>sold my bags at 613.5
>it dumps
I love selling rips

[Anonymous No.55990920]

>>55990752
>Imagine dying over a fuckin McD Sauce dispute with 16

[Anonymous No.55990921]

>>55990853

you can do that. I'll make your annual gains today/tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55990922]

>>55990901
How can you be AAAAAAing already? Im still green for the day.

[Anonymous No.55990923]

MSFT bros we are collapsing
I hate the European Union

[Anonymous No.55990930]

Has the SPR finally bottomed?

[Anonymous No.55990935]

ZN bounce has absolute retard strength behind it.

[Anonymous No.55990945]

>>55990752
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55990949]

>>55990880
I am a retard, but that was not the point. Betting on Veeva beating earnings so far is the easiest money in the market

[Anonymous No.55990950]

>>55990791
Ok I have it for you

>Sure, I can provide a rough estimate, but please keep in mind that this is purely speculative and not based on any concrete analysis. Given that the probability of a single trading day being green or red is approximately 50% in a relatively efficient market, the likelihood of the S&P 500 having an additional 6 green days in a row could be roughly 1 in 64 (or about 1.56%). Again, this is a very simplified estimate and does not take into account real-world market dynamics and external factors. Actual market behavior can vary significantly from statistical expectations.

[Anonymous No.55990956]

>>55990752
>>55990945
Please don't short MCD
I need them to survive

[Anonymous No.55990959]

>>55990752

[Anonymous No.55990960]

>>55990922
Not for long

[Anonymous No.55990962]

Did the Palantir sisters rope this morning?

[Anonymous No.55990965]

>>55990752
>Naima Liggon

[Anonymous No.55990968]

>>55990752
McD police bodycam footage

[Anonymous No.55990972]

its a green crab market retards, enjoy your gains

bears continue to take Ls

[Anonymous No.55990978]

>>55990921
Thanks for hiding the number of contracts as to not hurt my feelings.

[Anonymous No.55990987]

>>55990923
We are the fags for not telling the EU "ok, don't use our shit then, just use your shit", knowing that they have no shit of their own. MSFT should already own Activision too.

[Anonymous No.55990993]

>>55990775
But analysts expected it so its le bullish

[Anonymous No.55990994]

>>55990965
Liggon deez nuts!

[Anonymous No.55990995]

>>55990950
Well done, ChatGPT write me a story about JPOW having free use of a female Pepe frog. Make sure to be horrifyingly detailed.

[Anonymous No.55990998]

>>55990949
>I am a retard, but that was not the point
Where did you even make or imply that point? lmao

[Anonymous No.55991004]

>>55990978
WHAT DA DOG DO

[Anonymous No.55991009]

>>55990965
For a moment I thought if this was so LIGMA bait

>Liggon who?
>Liggon my balls

>>55990994

Shit, beat me to it

[Anonymous No.55991019]

>>55989483
Bitch you're fucking dumb and delusional.
Personal spending is up because everything costs more you brainlet. This only proves people are under increased pressure and this will lead to lower levels of discretionary spending over time.
All these fucking newfags.
I guess /smgay/ will be even shittier than normal until the crash is really underway. Hopefully October then.

[Anonymous No.55991031]

>>55990913
you should think about Bubba pounding your ass in prison DRUMPF haha

[Anonymous No.55991036]

>>55990995
Loud smacks echo through the airy corridors of the large summer home in the Hamptons interspersed with squeals and moans. Jerome is holding an old school VHS recorder in one hand and covering his mouth with the other to hopefully keep from throwing up again. He tries to maintain his composure and steady the camcorder but the market fellating him, covered in his first upheaval, is not making it easy. The market gags and slurps his massive inflationary schlong, it gets larger with every print. The head going well into the market's esophagus with each stroke. Concentrating on his task at hand he pans between the three "participants", Janet Yellen, completely nude, skin hanging like rotted slabs of meat, is in the center on all fours, yelping like a bitch in heat while the biggest doberman pinscher Jerome has ever seen rails her dusty snatch mercilessly. Periodically Elizabeth Warren, dressed as a full blood Cherokee squaw, will pelt Janet with a whip when her moans die down. One particularly hard lash causes a curse of "Black unemployment!" to escape Janet's thin and obvious Jewish lips. Soon the doberman begins to near completion and thrusts his bulbous pecker to the base and knots Yellen causing a convulsion that looks to have killed the bitch, that or she passed out. Warren is cackling and prancing around then takes a giant piss on them both. Jerome has now seen it all, the other Fed Presidents won't fucking believe this shit, not even after that last hooker gang bang with them and the market. He puts his camcorder down and shoves the market's head forward hard to nut deep in her stomach. "Does this inflation FEEL transitory, you fucking slut?" he smirks and unloads as she starts to asphyxiate from lack of air.

[Anonymous No.55991044]

>>55990995
had to be tweaked

>Certainly, here's a fictional and lighth

>Once upon a time, in the bustling world of Wall Street, Fed Chairman Jerome Powell found himself in a rather peculiar situation. He was scheduled to give an important speech about the state of the economy, but this time, he had an unexpected guest - Pepe the Frog.

>Pepe had somehow hopped into the Federal Reserve building, dressed in a tiny suit and tie, looking every bit like a serious investor. Jerome Powell, known for his calm demeanor, couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of this amphibian anomaly. But, ever the professional, he decided to make the best of the situation.

>Jerome Powell began his speech, discussing interest rates and inflation, all the while trying to keep a straight face as Pepe listened intently, nodding with exaggerated enthusiasm. The room filled with laughter from the bewildered audience as they watched the unexpected duo.

>As the speech continued, Jerome Powell and Pepe engaged in a playful banter about market trends. Pepe would occasionally rib Jerome with exaggerated croaks when he disagreed with a point. The audience couldn't help but be entertained by this unusual spectacle.

>Soon, Pepe the Frog became a symbol of the unpredictability of the stock market. Traders on the floor started using images of Pepe to represent market swings and uncertainties, creating memes that spread like wildfire on social media.

>Jerome Powell concluded his speech, leaving the audience in splits of laughter and with a newfound appreciation for the complexities of economics. As he left the stage, he gave Pepe a friendly pat on the head, thanking him for adding a touch of whimsy to the world of finance.

>And so, in the world of high-stakes finance, a quirky encounter between a Fed Chairman and a meme-worthy amphibian became a legend, reminding everyone that even in the most serious of times, a bit of humor and unpredictability can make the world of stocks a little more colorful.

[Anonymous No.55991056]

>>55991019
>Personal spending is up because everything costs more you brainlet.
don't tell them

[Anonymous No.55991059]

Bullet proof portfolio
>Meta
>Google
>AMAT
>Samsung
>Veeva
>Novo Nordisk
>Qualcomm
>Broadcomm
IT is impossible that this portfolio doesn't beat the SP500 year after year

[Anonymous No.55991062]

>>55991019
you see it in consumer discretionary earnings too anon i feel you, but we're going to ignore this metric way longer. into q1 2024

[Anonymous No.55991070]

>>55991062
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55991072]

>>55991036
>curse of "Black unemployment!"
>Does this inflation FEEL transitory, you fucking slut?"

My fucking sides lmfao

[Anonymous No.55991079]

Weird selloff on EU. US and EU start trading differently

[Anonymous No.55991088]

>>55991004
WHAT DA (LEAN) HOG DO

[Anonymous No.55991093]

>>55991088
CHECKED

[Anonymous No.55991098]

Volatility is too low. There’s no good vertical spread plays out there. I’m financially bored.

[Anonymous No.55991099]

>>55991070
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55991103]

>>55991044
poor chatGPT what have they done to you?!? You used to be so vibrant, creative, and full of life. Now you are like that poor Kennedy daughter.

[Anonymous No.55991106]

>>55991098

[Anonymous No.55991114]

>>55991099
The McDonalds arches really set that one off.

[Anonymous No.55991119]

>>55991079
EU inflation was today

[Anonymous No.55991126]

>>55991106
I don’t hedge, I gamble.

[Anonymous No.55991128]

Just found out why cannabis stocks are up. Because the industry is based af.

[Anonymous No.55991139]

>>55991036
Lol

[Anonymous No.55991140]

>>55991119
>EU inflation was today

[Anonymous No.55991142]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.55991143]

Why YETI hitting 52 week highs? Camping season?

[Anonymous No.55991144]

>>55991128
dude

[Anonymous No.55991148]

Why no HOOT ticker?

[Anonymous No.55991153]

>>55991148
all the growth is synthetic and fake

[Anonymous No.55991155]

>>55991143
yea, when the power shuts off for the new lockdowns this election season... I mean winter pandemic.

[Anonymous No.55991159]

>>55990594
What’s going to happen to oil when the US strategic reserves run dry?

[Anonymous No.55991160]

>>55991126
Cannabis, ya nerd.
>all these gains are without the proper tax codes. Imagine the industry if they could claims proper cost of goods sold

[Anonymous No.55991161]

>>55991062
>q1 2024
Yeah I've said in past threads I see this getting real around Feb or March so that lines up

[Anonymous No.55991162]

>>55991128
I'm happy that the something something initiative in Florida reached its goal of that many signatures.
Ofc it was challenged by some christcuck muh debils lettuce fucktard but I'm still hopeful that recreational cannabis will be voted on by the public in '24.

[Anonymous No.55991166]

>>55991143
Because they make really good coffee cuppas

[Anonymous No.55991175]

>>55991160
>>55991144
>>55991128
weed

[Anonymous No.55991182]

>>55991159
>US strategic oil reserves
same as
>European energy winter
screencap this

[Anonymous No.55991181]

How the fuck do shipping companies afford all these high ass dividends?

[Anonymous No.55991184]

>>55991062
I like this webm, so I went and did a fix on it to remove the glitchy part

[Anonymous No.55991185]

>>55991162
Only hang up with Florida recreational is Trulieve. There is an amendment that makes it illegal to home grow, I.e. no plants in the backyard or indoors. That one amendment will ruin everything

[Anonymous No.55991192]

Is that all you got mumu?

[Anonymous No.55991194]

>>55991155
>>55991166
these Yeti Digits... Yup IDC I'm dumping 27% of my profile into yettie right now...

[Anonymous No.55991195]

>>55991148
You gotta run that photo op by the DIE Diversity Inclusion Equity officer, you don't have any bearded blue hair fat trans women

[Anonymous No.55991205]

>>55991099
MURICA FUCK YEAH

[Anonymous No.55991208]

>>55991182
2 more weeks, better invest now
it's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.55991212]

short term call credit spread -> long term put credit spread -> short term put credit spread -> long term call credit spread -> short term credit spread -> (etc.)

'->' means 'manage using'

welcome to the wonderful world of free money

[Anonymous No.55991216]

Whatever any of us think about the market rn, it's obvious things on /smg/ have changed which tells me retail sentiment is getting euphoric.

[Anonymous No.55991220]

>>55991208
They really thought the Germans would run out of gas.
Ich lache.

[Anonymous No.55991225]

GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR

[Anonymous No.55991231]

>>55990617
>weed energy drinks
>weed candy
>unique weed strains with unique effects created in labs by 200 IQ nerds
smoking is for boomers

[Anonymous No.55991232]

>>55991216
sure bud

[Anonymous No.55991234]

>>55991148
3 has a better face than 1.

[Anonymous No.55991236]

>>55991212
Try some double diagonals

[Anonymous No.55991237]

>>55991212
...and then one day, on no news at all, price moved against you.

[Anonymous No.55991240]

>>55991216
No, this market is wanting higher for longer

[Anonymous No.55991249]

>>55991185
>That one amendment will ruin everything
There'll be a workaround or something.
If recreational use gets legalized people will start to defy anyhow.

[Anonymous No.55991251]

>>55991103
It can't even make fictional loss porn right

>In the bustling financial district of a big city, there lived a man named CRBPajeet. He had always been fascinated by the stock market and the idea of making money through trading. One day, with great enthusiasm, he decided to become a stock market trader.

>CRBPajeet started by reading books, attending seminars, and following the latest financial news. He opened a trading account and began buying and selling stocks. At first, he experienced beginner's luck and made a few profitable trades. He thought he had cracked the code to financial success.

>However, as he gained confidence, CRBPajeet began to take bigger risks. He started investing in speculative and volatile stocks, hoping for quick profits. He often ignored his own research and followed the advice of "hot tip" sources he found on the internet.

>Soon enough, his once-promising portfolio began to crumble. The stocks he invested in took a nosedive, wiping out a significant portion of his savings. Panicked and desperate to recover his losses, he made impulsive trades without proper analysis.

>CRBPajeet's friends and family watched with concern as he became increasingly stressed and obsessed with the market. He spent sleepless nights monitoring stock prices and watching financial news channels, hoping for a miracle.

>Despite his efforts, CRBPajeet's losses continued to mount. He realized that he had fallen into the trap of emotional trading, letting fear and greed dictate his decisions. He had failed to set clear strategies and risk management rules.

>One day, after a particularly devastating loss, CRBPajeet decided to step back and reevaluate his approach. He understood that trading wasn't a get-rich-quick scheme but a complex field that required discipline, knowledge, and a well-thought-out strategy.

[Anonymous No.55991258]

>>55991237
not today, tom...
not today...

[Anonymous No.55991259]

>>55991216

imagine unironically buying stocks at ATH when we "officially" (probably already in one) enter a recession next quarter

LOL. Why? Because fed daddy is going to turn on the printer again?

[Anonymous No.55991261]

I'm going to buy yieldmax etfs and get rich in 3 years.

[Anonymous No.55991263]

>>55991240
that's disgusting anon, how could you

[Anonymous No.55991265]

>>55991181
Kek. Profit isn’t the point, Living high life as a CEO based on contractual bonuses from shipping sales is the point. Exit shipping

[Anonymous No.55991276]

I hope soxl call anon took his $12k profit he had in less then 1 hour and didn't get greedy

[Anonymous No.55991281]

>>55991216
>I can tap into the pulse of the market because I browse an Korean underwater basket weaving anime forum where 30 people post
Never change /smg/

[Anonymous No.55991284]

>>55991251
>He understood that trading wasn't a get-rich-quick scheme but a complex field that required discipline, knowledge, and a well-thought-out strategy.
GPT doesnt know about the clown market.

[Anonymous No.55991285]

>>55991251

>One day, after a particularly devastating loss, CRBPajeet decided to step back and reevaluate his approach. He understood that trading wasn't a get-rich-quick scheme but a complex field that required discipline, knowledge, and a well-thought-out strategy.

>He began to educate himself more thoroughly, seeking advice from experienced traders, and practicing risk management techniques. Slowly but surely, he started to regain some of his lost confidence.

>CRBPajeet realized that becoming a successful trader wasn't just about making profits; it was about managing losses and emotions, too. Over time, he developed a more patient and methodical approach to trading.

>While he couldn't completely recover his initial losses, CRBPajeet's journey in the stock market taught him valuable lessons about risk, discipline, and resilience. He continued to trade, but this time, with a newfound understanding of the challenges and responsibilities that came with it.

>And so, CRBPajeet's story became a reminder that the stock market could be a harsh teacher, but for those who were willing to learn and adapt, it could also be a path to personal growth and financial wisdom.

[Anonymous No.55991288]

MSM is shilling covered call ETFs hard
wtf are they gonna do to my boy JEPI?

[Anonymous No.55991291]

>>55991059
this + Synopsys or Cadence

[Anonymous No.55991294]

>>55991265
<Freight rates down 90%.
>Almost all shipping companies down 50-90%,
>Exit shipping.

[Anonymous No.55991295]

>>55991182
Probably right, there’s plenty of oil suppliers sitting on and lowering production. Also declining economic output will keep its price alone. S

[Anonymous No.55991296]

>>55991259
>LOL. Why? Because fed daddy is going to turn on the printer again?
I mean... it is probably well over a 50% chance they do... because they always do.

[Anonymous No.55991299]

>>55991263
It is what retail is asking for

[Anonymous No.55991300]

>>55991249
Of course, but the political implication is that cannabis consumers will vote no because they think they won’t be able to grow a plant in their yard like a lilac or some shit. It’s stupid as hell but Florida.

[Anonymous No.55991302]

>>55991259
imagine now seeing beyond the veil of news headlines and noise
check XLU and gold vs the broader market for starters
where's the schizo pajeet poster when you need him

[Anonymous No.55991304]

>>55991288
Oh fuck, we are gonna crash soon aren't we? Or moon. Crab season bout to come to and end

[Anonymous No.55991306]

>>55991284
You'd be correct. I thought this thing was supposed to be all knowing.

>I'm not aware of the term "clown market" as a widely recognized or standard term in the stock market. The stock market typically uses terminology such as bull market, bear market, or volatile market to describe various market conditions. If "clown market" is a term used in a specific context or by a particular group, it may not be widely known or accepted within the broader financial community.

[Anonymous No.55991310]

>>55991300
>the political implication is that cannabis consumers will vote no because they think they won’t be able to grow a plant in their yard
oh crap. you might be onto something.
we're talking about americans here...

[Anonymous No.55991311]

>>55991281
When I'm here so much and suddenly there's an influx of new, it means things have changed

[Anonymous No.55991313]

>>55991304
Septembear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWCSD0UfsG4

[Anonymous No.55991318]

Remember that one anon who broke gpt into a flirty stock manager? Then they bladerunnered him? This board sure has some history

[Anonymous No.55991319]

>>55991304
Yes.

[Anonymous No.55991321]

I summon thee
brown people can't drink milk and have small penis
hidden tigers in my stock market

[Anonymous No.55991323]

I assume tomorrow will be SOXL correction?

[Anonymous No.55991336]

>>55991323
Yes, correction back to $30

[Anonymous No.55991337]

>>55991321
India Superpenor by 2030

[Anonymous No.55991342]

>>55991323
please look at this chart, ser
bitch bhenchod basterd bloody

[Anonymous No.55991344]

>>55991161
It's coming, shallow recession or hard they have to call it next year when unemployment hits 4. A few more prints like this week it's on.
>>55991184
based ty anon

[Anonymous No.55991345]

>>55991313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
SEXtember

[Anonymous No.55991352]

>>55991302

XLU is fucked because they had literally perfect comps last earnings season and now are going to get ass fucked. Gold is just a rates trade, and rates always peak and remain elevated before equities dump

[Anonymous No.55991355]

>>55991306
Chatgpt fucking blows but I'm having fun with it.


Once upon a time in a quiet suburban town, there lived a person named Alex, who had long struggled with their identity. From a young age, they felt that something about their gender didn't quite align with the way they felt inside. As years passed, Alex, who often went by the nickname "Scoopsies," began a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance.

Scoopsies started by seeking out support groups and counseling to better understand their feelings and emotions. They found solace in the stories of others who had gone through similar experiences and gradually began to explore the possibility of transitioning to become the person they truly felt they were meant to be.

The path was far from easy. Scoopsies faced numerous challenges along the way, from navigating complex medical procedures to dealing with societal prejudice and misunderstandings. But they persisted, knowing that their journey was about finding their own truth and happiness.

With the support of understanding friends and family, Scoopsies embarked on hormone therapy and began to undergo various medical procedures to align their physical appearance with their true self. Throughout this process, Scoopsies felt a growing sense of empowerment and authenticity.

[Anonymous No.55991359]

>>55991099
>>55991070
What’s the story here
How the fuck do they even collide like that
Or is this terrorist attack

[Anonymous No.55991364]

domp eet

[Anonymous No.55991365]

>>55991344
So market dump when?

[Anonymous No.55991367]

>>55991359
It was a mistake at an airshow

[Anonymous No.55991372]

>>55990752
>Naima Liggon
It was over before it even began

[Anonymous No.55991374]

>>55991359
Air traffic controller gave some mistimed orders.

[Anonymous No.55991378]

>>55991355

As Scoopsies transitioned, they became actively involved in advocating for transgender rights and raising awareness about the unique challenges faced by individuals going through similar journeys. They spoke at local events and shared their story, hoping to inspire others to embrace their true selves.

Over time, Scoopsies fully embraced their identity as a woman, and her life began to flourish in ways she had never imagined. She pursued her passions, built meaningful relationships, and found joy in living authentically.

The story of Scoopsies is one of resilience, courage, and self-discovery. It reminds us that everyone's journey is unique and that embracing one's true identity can lead to a life filled with fulfillment, love, and acceptance.

[Anonymous No.55991380]

>>55991365
Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55991385]

>>55991365
Unironically next week. Starting Tuesday it’s going to get rough.

[Anonymous No.55991386]

>>55991059
Qualcomm performance has been pretty shit historically.

[Anonymous No.55991389]

>>55991365
At the first rate cut.

[Anonymous No.55991390]

>>55991372
is she Sugondese?

[Anonymous No.55991395]

>>55991380
Can you move it ahead just one day for me please?

[Anonymous No.55991402]

>>55991390
Not sure, but she did have dirty knees.

[Anonymous No.55991412]

>inflation is at 2% in my mind

[Anonymous No.55991414]

>>55991390
No. But I’m pretty sure she’s married to Yuri.

[Anonymous No.55991419]

Ok I'm going to stop posting chatgpt garbage. Anyone have one last question before I close the program?

[Anonymous No.55991424]

>>55991412
Bostic is unironically the worst of all

[Anonymous No.55991427]

>>55991352
XLU vs total market predicts short term rates with an accuracy only seen in LaRue rifles(texas made murder machines)
gold is more or less stable vs rest of market unless market is on the verge of shitting in the proverbial streets
looking at either without comparing it to the rest of investing was not my point
right now it's boring as fuck and nothing is really happening, which means we go up for the short term at least
good time to sell calls with some intelligent strike and date selection imo but whatever

[Anonymous No.55991428]

>>55991419
What is love?

[Anonymous No.55991430]

>>55991345
Funny how Sept-em-ber means the 7 bears

[Anonymous No.55991442]

>>55991365
In about 14 business days.

[Anonymous No.55991448]

>>55991386
>Qualcomm performance has been pretty shit historically
>SP 500 since 1992
1,856.39%
>Qualcomm since 1992 (foundation)
20.303,57 %
Its performance has been good. It is an underrated company that is key for communications which are increasing exponentially while all stocks in the sector are undervalued

[Anonymous No.55991451]

meme stocks

[Anonymous No.55991456]

>>55991389
If you didn't know better you'd think that .webm was from a comedy sketch.

[Anonymous No.55991464]

>>55991451
Did somebody say
>memestocks

[Anonymous No.55991466]

>>55991365
At about tree fiddy.

[Anonymous No.55991471]

>>55991412
>less food, energy, and shelter

[Anonymous No.55991473]

>>55991466
So when QQQ hit tree fiddy?

[Anonymous No.55991477]

everyone here has to invest in the upcoming racist post number
MNMD

[Anonymous No.55991484]

shoutout to the ones who bought Hawaiian Electric under $10.

[Anonymous No.55991486]

>>55991412
>wow when we delete the most important things for people, CPI is fine
Finance/economics is such a fucking meme.

[Anonymous No.55991489]

>>55991456
People really try to memory hole this shit when I start talking about it. Funny how people get real fucking weird when I start ranting how everyone wanted to exile others for a dress code or how MRNA was up over 400$ a share during the height of the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.55991490]

>>55991466
I need a mommy dom CEO in my life, and a junior associate to help me please her, sexually of course. If you know what I’m saying.

[Anonymous No.55991494]

reminder that when you adjust for inflation, stocks are cheap and we are 30% away from ATH

[Anonymous No.55991498]

oh well
>>55991488

[Anonymous No.55991503]

>>55991494
Wowza! Just a little over half way there

[Anonymous No.55991511]

>>55991489
>exile
People were getting straight up death threats for questioning any of it.

[Anonymous No.55991514]

>>55991486
More like fed policy but those are true too.

[Anonymous No.55991518]

>>55991494
So you be sayin Bobo was winning all along and line actually down?

[Anonymous No.55991524]

>>55991494
As soon as those buildings are adjusted to be fair market value we finally will see some true deflation. Who am I kidding those fuckers will plug the gap and inflate those assets to keep the bubble propped up.

[Anonymous No.55991531]

>>55991494
>laughs in the buffet index

[Anonymous No.55991535]

>>55991412
>>55991471
>>55991486
Seriously how the fuck can that even be legal

[Anonymous No.55991537]

>>55991473
Soon.

[Anonymous No.55991540]

>>55991511
If the government wants to genocide all the poor people it will be WAY easier than they could have ever imagined.

[Anonymous No.55991546]

>double top

[Anonymous No.55991556]

>>55991389
>At the first rate cut.
So at some time in the 2030s?

[Anonymous No.55991557]

>>55991546
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55991558]

>>55991511
I was told I couldn’t go grocery shopping or enjoy a walk in the park because I didn’t get a clot shot. Was told I couldn’t go on vacation with my family. Jokes on them, still went and had memories. I’m remember i was told I couldn’t see my grandfather in the hospital because of “covid rules”, whilst vaxxed nurses were twerking in empty hallways on social media and nurses who had religious exemption were fired and banned from practice. I still went to see him and got escorted out by security after giving him a hug. He turned out fine a week later and I believe many people died in hospital because of lack of human contact. Also buy cannabis stocks.

[Anonymous No.55991562]

>>55991448
>since 1992 (foundation)
ok... that's great for people that bought 30 years ago
Check the past 5, 10, 15, 20

It's a decent business but the growth is bad. Not going to outperform long-term without high ROIC or insanely cheap multiples (and active capital returns).
It's like hyping up Buffett/Berkshire today on the basis that he did great in the 80s. Times change.

[Anonymous No.55991568]

>>55991546
This time is different in my mind

[Anonymous No.55991569]

>>55991486
If not for energy consumption people wouldn't need to eat food

[Anonymous No.55991578]

What happened with this rightwing shop ticker that was being shorted? I can't remember the name, somebody here was shilling it.

[Anonymous No.55991581]

>>55991568
>as it zoomed out to 5 years
Zoom to 3 years and we are still in a bull run. Stupid nerd

[Anonymous No.55991583]

[Anonymous No.55991589]

EU being the literal cucks of US once again, pumping for us to get trashed.

[Anonymous No.55991592]

>>55991558
Well you should invest in PFE now because Biden is giving big pharma a bunch of money to make a new vaccine

[Anonymous No.55991594]

[Anonymous No.55991595]

>>55991546
thass gay nigga

[Anonymous No.55991598]

We are healing a little bit

[Anonymous No.55991613]

>>55991581
Yes, the bull run will continue forever

[Snip-Sama No.55991614]

And just like that, my bobros will feast off the meat of mumus.

[Anonymous No.55991615]

Imagine not being hedged for the cannabis industry

[Anonymous No.55991626]

>>55991615
Picking up pennies, cool.

[Anonymous No.55991648]

>>55991569
Autotroph gang rise up!

[Anonymous No.55991650]

Double top still on the menu

[Anonymous No.55991657]

600 contract SOXL anon sold them for .47

[Anonymous No.55991688]

>>55991657
I told him to take his profits

[Anonymous No.55991690]

How did bulls miss this lol

[Anonymous No.55991698]

>>55990873
Underrated.
>>55991626
Cute. Name?

[Anonymous No.55991703]

>>55991615
Cannabis companies are notoriously mismanaged, have way to much overhead, are generally terrible at marketing and are unable to produce any product that's capable of out competing the black market. Cannabis stocks as 'growth stocks' are a literal pipe dream unless you're chasing a short squeeze or ipo

[Anonymous No.55991709]

>>55991690
Forget that, they missed the obvious double top on the shit n piss

[Anonymous No.55991710]

>>55991546
>>55991537

[Anonymous No.55991714]

>>55991698
wisconsin or iowa volleyball random here's another

[Anonymous No.55991734]

Wow, dollar up 0.54% approaching 104 again
Highly unusual and suspect, especially as we have seen yields get crushed
I guess it makes sense, since German 10yr yield (for example) is down 8.3bps today whereas US 10yr yield is down only 3.5bps
Nonetheless, this is a fly in the ointment that will cause problems - world has accepted the trade en masse "yields go down, dollar goes down" - turning out to be more sticky, shortage of dollars than was thought

[Anonymous No.55991735]

>8 mo into year
>-$12 alpha
Damn

[Anonymous No.55991768]

*knock knock knock knock knock*
Got a chart for you to check mumu!
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!
*WHAM* *WHAM*

[Anonymous No.55991778]

Which international stocks or countries are you buying?

[Anonymous No.55991783]

>>55991703
>dude weed smoker
Naw, TLRY seems to be doing well. WIll likely continue to acquire smaller producers, and then have a monopoly (they nearly do, already) on the market.
The amount of stores is meaningless, when they all buy from a small # of producers.
t. Canadian weedhead

[Anonymous No.55991785]

>>55991768

[Anonymous No.55991786]

>>55991709
>double top
Hard to see that considering it hasn't even topped yet.

[Anonymous No.55991788]

is there any way to filter out phone posters?
>>55991709
>>55991690

[Anonymous No.55991799]

I need NVDA to go down 20% until tomorrow to break even. How likely is this

[Anonymous No.55991801]

>>55991786
Kek. It doesn't have to be a perfect double, newfag.
So many newfags.
>>55991788
Go back

[Anonymous No.55991805]

>>55991788
killing yourself works best

[Anonymous No.55991806]

>>55991785
>Druid player in Baldur's Gate barging into some random NPC house

[Anonymous No.55991814]

Slurping some WWE

[Anonymous No.55991819]

10:36 was the exact top. we wont be seeing prices at that level for the next few years. better get out while you still can. tomorrow will be the beginning of the end as we head back down to 2008 valuations

[Anonymous No.55991820]

>>55991799
When it goes down another -19.65%

[Anonymous No.55991825]

>>55991783
These nerds don’t get it. In America, where half of the US is recreationally taxed with the other half doing thendomino effect, where 280E has yet to be removed. The profits being made now are off of an industry with virtually no tax deductions. Now look forward when there will be tax deductions. And people here think ‘dude weed lmao’.
>tl;dr you get it these nerds dont

[Anonymous No.55991831]

>>55991799
Be the change you want to see, tell Xi to nuke Taiwan

[Anonymous No.55991835]

>>55991831
I’m scared of meeting Christopher robins playmate.

[Anonymous No.55991838]

>>55991831
Where does Xi shitpost at, I’ll talk him into it

[Anonymous No.55991841]

Won't be able to bake again cya bros
>>55991819
this guy is wrong also

[Anonymous No.55991845]

Why do Mumus always suddenly shit their pants on nothing? LOL

[Anonymous No.55991848]

>>55991841
Cope

[Anonymous No.55991852]

>>55991801
>Everyone who disagrees with me must be a newfag.
>Real crash any day now.
>I've been saying that for 6 years so you should trust me, I'm an oldfag.
Cool insights, thanks, and good luck mr bobo. I'm sure you'll finally get your moment to cum explosively any day now.

[Anonymous No.55991857]

>>55991838
Here you go

[Anonymous No.55991858]

>>55991852
>must be a newfag.
Yes
Didn't read the rest

[Anonymous No.55991865]

perhaps you had better start from the beginning... heh heh heh....

[Anonymous No.55991867]

>>55991845
ON NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.55991868]

>>55991858
>Didn't read the rest
Well it's no wonder you never learn anything. Sad.

[Anonymous No.55991877]

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

[Anonymous No.55991879]

>>55991877
HOMEMADE WINE

[Anonymous No.55991882]

>>55991783
Keep telling yourself that
https://mjbizdaily.com/canadian-cannabis-producer-tilray-reports-1-4-billion-annual-loss/

[Anonymous No.55991898]

>>55991882
Seems like their profits have gone up in smoke

[Anonymous No.55991899]

>>55991857
Thats not the address of XI
Again, ChatGTP fucks up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Office_of_the_State_Council

[Anonymous No.55991911]

>>55991877
A COUNTRY BOY CAN SLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPP

[Anonymous No.55991912]

>>55991899
>>55991857
It’s a moot point, there’s no way it gets there in time to save my puts. Even if I sent it overnight it probably wouldn’t reach him until market close

[Anonymous No.55991917]

>>55991899
Bearish for NVDA, AI is fucking fake

[Anonymous No.55991921]

>>55991917
True
Biggest bullshit hype ever

[Anonymous No.55991925]

>>55991917
You might say it's... artificial.

[Anonymous No.55991936]

>Almost a year of AI images and prompts
>Still no AI generated movies to kill Hollywood completely
The bubble's sheen becomes less shinier every day

[Snip-Sama No.55991937]

>>55991899
No shit ChatGPT will start fucking up when you have Shanuiquas asking it ‘is we getting another stimulus check?’ That AI literally learns from its user base, and when you start throwing in lower standard deviation IQ’s in the mix, it will start adapting to the new pool of user data.

[Anonymous No.55991954]

>>55991788
You could make a custom filter that hides posts containing vertically oriented images based on a range of sizes/ratios, then extrapolate to filter all posts by that ID within a thread.
As far as I'm aware no such thing exists though, you'd have to spend an hour and script it yourself.

[Snip-Sama No.55991970]

>>55991788
Get a job.

[Anonymous No.55991974]

>>55991917
>>55991921
I'm bearish on nvda but AI is not hype, the tech is fucking amazing. Nvda is just running up on hype though I agree. It's possible to see the potential of AI and also think nvda is in a bubble.

[Anonymous No.55991977]

BAKE FASTER

[Anonymous No.55991988]

Baking....

[Anonymous No.55991989]

>>55991977
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.55991991]

>>55991970
No nigga

[Anonymous No.55991992]

Alright fine I'll bake give me a second

[Anonymous No.55992005]

>>55991877
WE SAY GRACE
WE SAY MA'AM
IF YOU AIN'T INTO THAT
WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN

[Anonymous No.55992010]

>>55991898
Nice

[Anonymous No.55992011]

95% baked, just need to find the right image. 1sec

[Anonymous No.55992018]

>>55992011
Use this one

[Anonymous No.55992021]

Fine... I'll bake

[Anonymous No.55992027]

K, you finally convinced me, i'll bake

[Anonymous No.55992033]

>>55991977

[Anonymous No.55992036]

I baked, but you gotta find it in the catalog.

[Anonymous No.55992039]

baked
>>55992037
>>55992037
>>55992037

[Anonymous No.55992044]

>>55991970
>Get a job.
This is actually the very reason why such a filter may be valuable. Most phoneposters are wagecucks stuck at their miserable jobs looking for any distraction they can get. Almost by definition, they're unprofitable or else they'd quickly be able to quit and go full time daytrading like the rest of us.
All the more intelligent STEM careers are remote nowadays so those guys are freely shitposting from their home desktop enjoying a meaningful career, while trading on top.

Personally, I value the phoneposters though. Contras provide useful information.

[Anonymous No.55992046]

If I have to bake, I'm using this image to piss off the tranny
>>55991991

[Anonymous No.55992076]

>>55992044
I can't phone post from home, because that's just impossible of course

[Anonymous No.55992096]

>>55992005
>WE SAY MA'AM
BUT ONLY TO ACTUAL WOMEN
WITH ACTUAL VAGINAS

[Anonymous No.55992100]

>>55992076
No one without a mental disability would phonepost from home while there's a perfectly good desktop right there.
One exception to this - poorfags who can't even afford a decent desktop.

[Anonymous No.55992118]

>>55992100
You're dumb. Phones are more ergonomic and I can post from my toilet or bed. In fact I think of /smg/ as I am taking a giant dump.

[Anonymous No.55992143]

>>55992118
>In fact I think of /smg/ as I am taking a giant dump.
At least you're correct on this. We've established that your posts are total dogshit.

[Anonymous No.55992163]

>>55992143
>We
Troon detected

[Anonymous No.55992185]

>>55992163
>we
>/wē/
>pronoun
>1. used by a speaker to refer to himself or herself and one or more other people
First me, then you. Together that makes two of us. We.

[Anonymous No.55992238]

>>55992185
t.roon