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55978163 No.55978163 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine investing in the Gentoo of crypto. No one cares.

>> No.55978166

>investing in monero

Don't you mean using monero to you know, to actually buy things, like you're supposed to do with a currency?

>> No.55978169

gentoo serves its intended purpose. i don't think monero baggies envisioned their coin becoming a honeypot for regulators while everything else that works got sanctioned.

>> No.55978176

>>55978166
Except it's impossible to use.
>yes mr shopkeeper, please follow this 10 page guide on how to modify a BTCPay server to work with Monero. What do you mean the owner of a t-shirt store can't configure a linux server?

>> No.55978399

>>55978163
maybe no one cares but it's still working as intended and does what it is supposed to do

>> No.55978431

Monero is doing what people thought Bitcoin was supposed to do

When normalfags finally realize this, don't be shocked if demand for Bitcoin drops to nothing and Monero skyrockets

>> No.55978455

>>55978163
wtf are you talking about? you can buy it on Binance retard

>> No.55978489
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>>55978163
bullish af

>> No.55978572

>>55978163
>buy btc from any exchange
>send to wallet

>Get banned from the exchange since you used a "coinjoin" wallet

Cuckism is the fate of the bitnaggers.

>> No.55978603

>>55978176
What the fuck are you talking about? You don't need any of that shit. Just create a wallet and put up the address to accept payments. A retard can do it.

>> No.55978610

>>55978166
it's not a currency, the only thing monero maxis discuss is how to swap their monero for btc or for stables lol, because it can never be a currency.

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>>55978163
you reversed the meme

>> No.55978984

>>55978610
My darknet markets don't seem to accept your orange shitcoin.

>> No.55979002

>>55978984
Then it’s an FBI fishing operation guaranteed

>> No.55979010

>>55978984
and yet millions and monero shitcoiners want to swap for my btc, it's truly puzzling.

>> No.55979017

>>55978163
The problem lies in the fact there was no hal. Satoshi wrote the white paper for BTC and had hal to masterfully help design it.
Satoshi wrote cryptonote v2 and disappeared before he built it without hals help as well. Monero would have been beautiful if they were both there to work on it. Assuming ofc hal isn't Satoshi

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55979025

Yeah no one cares but man Monerochan is a hottie.

Seriously I don't believe in a single thing about this project besides the art direction of whoever designed this character.

>> No.55979030
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55979030

>>55978166
IDK about investing I just need real internet money that is private and self-hosted. Something that doesn't rely on any specific third parties that can ban or rugpull you. Something where you can do business with Chuck's Suck and Fuck and then with wholesome family shop Sneed's Feed and Seed without worries of some Twittereddit trannies finding out and heckin' cancelling your whole social life.

Also:
I sold physical and digital items on moneromarket.io.
I bought things like VPS and VPN with monero.
I provided a freelance translation service for monero.
I run my own node, on my home internet connection.
I mine on P2Pool with my own computers.
This means I self-host the open-source internet money I use.
I move between countries a lot and avoided some money transfer clusterfucks thanks to Monero.
I save money in a completely ethereal, deniable way with no physical trace with Monero.

>> No.55979068

>>55978163
>maxipad tranny still spamming le midwit despite getting btfo every time xe posts
It's all so tiresome

>> No.55979099

>>55979010
Do they? It's the opposite for me. I left Bitcoin for Monero fully and never looked back. Even if I need to transfer to somewhere that doesn't accept Monero I swap through something low fee like Litecoin or even Nano.

>> No.55979134

>>55978163
cute bait

>> No.55979249

>>55979030
absolutely based anon
godspeed

>> No.55979620

>>55978163
>invest 500k$ in BTC on a random exchange

>5 years later the BTC is worth 5mil$
>exchange was actually used by cybercriminals to launder BTC
>the purchased BTC is flagged as dirty
>can't withdraw
>effectively have 0$
>can't cash out without being arrested

Monero doesn't have this problem

>> No.55979640

>>55979620

> cant widthdraw

You leave 500k of BTC on an exchange?

Deserve to get rugged

>> No.55979733

>>55979640
NOT FROM EXCHANGE YOU DIRTY POONIGGER

WHO LEAVES THEIR FUNDS ON AN EXCHANGE???

YOU CAN'T WITHDRAW IT TO FIAT - SELL IT FOR FIAT BECAUSE NO ONE WILL ACCEPT IT YOU DIRTY BLACKNIGGER MONGREL

>> No.55979784

>>55979733
just swap to monero and then back to ltc or whatever you want and withdraw?

>> No.55979793

>>55979784
>transact btc on an exchange
>dirty coins confiscated

>> No.55979802

>>55979793
you obviously swap the dirty btc on a non kyc exchange

>> No.55979803

>>55978163
correct

>> No.55979859

>>55979733

Dont ya get so angry my black brother.

My man, you need to understand that it's unsafe to leave your funds on an exchange.

Sir, you have to calm down and eat some Masala dosa

>> No.55979874

>>55979802
How much below market value will you have to pay to exchange tainted coins that you bought a while back for clean Monero? What if non-kyc exchange checks the BTCs also and just takes them permnanently lol?

Okay anon so isn't this a mental gymnastic thing from the first post? I can buy and sell Monero both KYC/non-KYC, both on exchanges and in P2P transactions without any worries. Why would anyone ever risk buying BTC when they risk it all not knowing if it was used in cybercrime. Nowadays even P2P sellers often won't accept BTC for cash if it's tainted.

>>55979859
Saar sorry brb need to poo in the loo and eat some cowdung cakes

>> No.55980011

Bitcoin is better at being an asset. USDT is better at buying drugs on the internet.

>> No.55980022

>>55979874
I'm just saying that's the way to do things if you have to use btcshit, I personally only use monero so I don't have to deal with any of that

>> No.55980034

>>55978163
I'm 90pct Bitcoin and 10 pct Monero. I need Monero when I want to privately spend. Fuck public spending

>> No.55980096

>>55980034
You can still use privacy protocol to spend your Bitcoin privately

>> No.55980186

BTC maxi but for what its worth the two times i sold/shipped something to a monero-fag, they were women

>> No.55980201

MONERO IS JUST THE ONLY CRYPTO I CAN TRANSACT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT MY WEALTH BEING REVEALED

THIS IS ENOUGH TO HIT ONE FUCKING TRILLION DOLLARS

FUCK YOU ALL

>> No.55980210

>>55980096
no such thing fucking retard
there are no protocols on bitcoin
there are mixers
there are scams

only 1 thing in common: it ALL SUCKS
I was there using BTC in 2015, it was shit, today is still shit

>> No.55980217

>>55980201
What about ZCASH?

>> No.55980219

>>55980217
it's like asking "Okay Bitcoin, but what about Litecoin?"
no one cares, question is irrelevant

>> No.55980233

>>55980210
Aztec & Railgun say hello
What you don't know is fucking bigger than you

>> No.55980281

>>55980233
THEY ARE NOT BITCOIN ON CHAIN PROTOCOLS
THEREFORE

COMPLETELY USELESS AND IRRELEVANT

>> No.55980412

>>55980281
Lurk more and DYOR, they're backing both BTC and ETH for anon transactions. No hate on Monero, it's lit and I'm onboard too. But peep this, you can cloak other coins anonymously too with privacy protocols.

>> No.55980435

>>55978163
you got that pissed at the privacy mental gymnastics huh?

>> No.55980487

>>55980412
>they're backing both BTC and ETH for anon transactions
no there are not, fucking tard, it's mathematical
I know what "privacy protocols" are, back then we called them mixers and there are not "protocols"

>> No.55980702

>>55978163
Bullish

>> No.55981135

>>55978572
Banned for what? Almost no one has any interest in buying darknet drugs or CP

>> No.55981148

>>55981135
You poor sheltered child.

>> No.55981273
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>>55981135

>> No.55981300

>>55981148
Unlike the poor children you buy darknet CP of.

>> No.55981325

>>55980011
I buy bootleg shit from China, fake Rolexes and such, and they always prefer USDT. Don't even mention Monero.

>> No.55981376

>>55981325
Also BTC and ETH for a 5% discount off order.

>> No.55981767

>>55980487
Railgun for instance ain't on that mixer shit, jeet. They're use relayers instead, so always hit up some DYOR action.

>> No.55981789

>>55980201
>what is wownero
at least this has a fixed supply

>> No.55983185
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55983185

>>55978166
based
sound money, safe mode
>t. living in hyperinflation
>>55978431
based
(((keynesians))) fear XMR

>> No.55983487

>>55979030
Based and agorapilled

>> No.55983556

>>55979030
dangerously based

>> No.55983557

>>55981325
that's not black market, why would the chinks selling you gay faggot guido apparel know anything about XMR?

>> No.55983585

>>55981135
kek
Im working on a marketplace to outsource products from my country
fuck 3 letter companies
when I get the funds I'll basically have shiny flakes 2.0

>> No.55983622

>>55978455
binance, kraken, kucoin, etc... OP is a retard