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https://www.berkshirehathaway.com/

>> No.55971110

What a bunch of fucking assholes

>> No.55971140

>>55971093
this is on purpose for all the boomers

>> No.55971162

>>55971110
This
>>55971140
And this

I hate boomers so much it’s unreal

>> No.55971175

This is beautiful

>> No.55971185

>>55971175
Boomer faggot detected

>> No.55971236

All websites should look like this. Clean, functional, informative.

>> No.55971262

>>55971236
No you need ads and traffic with bright flashing lights andcwizzle wozzlesrule42

Fuck yourself

>> No.55971270

I bet you’re one of those faggots who has love live laugh all over their house

>> No.55971273

Let me guess, you need more..

>> No.55971307

>>55971093
Shouldn't the website of the world's greatest business be accessible to computers running windows 95?

>> No.55971337

>>55971093
every website should look like this and be inaccessible to mobile users. It should also be written in cursive because fuck niggers.

>> No.55971372

>>55971337
leet af

>> No.55971593
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55971593

>>55971093
>It's a fucking geico shill

>> No.55971744
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55971744

based

>> No.55972957

>>55971093
That's based af, newfag.

>> No.55973117

>>55971744
>WEB page

>> No.55973138

This is unironically based

>> No.55973291

Really based. Tasteful web minimalism is the future, page should load in 1 ns and contain zero unimportant information

>> No.55973355

undeniably based

>> No.55973376

>>55971744
>Just never updated the website since 1978

based boomers

>> No.55974236

>>55973376
kids these days in my day we could only view WEB pages as they rolled out the fax machine at 20 buckaroos a page

>> No.55974249
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>>55971093
>The GEICO link
lmao

>> No.55974376

>>55971093
>page loads instantly
>no bing bing wahoo shit
yay
>has google embeds
boo

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>>55971093
>https://www.berkshirehathaway.com/

>> No.55974470

>>55971093
> If you have any comments about our WEB page, you can write us at the address shown above. However, due to the limited number of personnel in our corporate office, we are unable to provide a direct response.
Based

>> No.55974509

>>55971744
>Our customer service is #1 in passive aggressiveness!

>> No.55974530

>>55971093
I take back any negative thing I ever said about boomers

>> No.55974929

>>55971093
>>55971140
you literally don't need more than this

>> No.55974986
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55974986

This actually makes me want to start buying some BRK. I own quite a bit in my etfs, but damn that’s a nice website.

>> No.55975392

>>55971093
even rentec updated theirs recently

>> No.55975408

>>55971093
Looks like the websites we made in computer class writing all the html code in Notepad

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>>55971593
> he didn't edit the text with inspect element to invoke certain relatives of the reader passing in their sleep unless a certain phrase involving Chainlink were posted

You had one job, and one job only, anon, and you blew it.

>> No.55975819

>>55971185
>>55971162
what’s wrong with it, you stupid fucking zoomer?

>> No.55975831

>>55973117
they misspelled WAP

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>>55971093
BRK owns Geico?

>> No.55976022

>>55971262
you missed the Geico ad?

>> No.55976851
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>>55971175
Agreed. Fuck complexity and the new shit for the sake of having the new shit.

>> No.55976875

>>55976022
They own Geico retardbro

>> No.55976880

fucking based Chad 1970s web design. We truly peaked - not just as a culture, but as cultural elements outselves - in that decade.
Do you want to know the difference between your shitcoin web 4200.0 apps and websites and unadorned boomer shit like berkshire and vanguard?
the difference is vanguard actually lets you fucking trade HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.55976885

>>55971093
Activewear huh? Interdasting.

>> No.55976940

>>55971093
My company had a meeting about updating our company website. I did a presentation on design and put this in my slides.

>> No.55976944

>>55976880
There was internet in the 1970s?

>> No.55976963

>>55971093
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.55976986

>>55975408
Man it really takes me back. I could write a webpage like this in 8th grade in 2001.

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>>55976944
In the beginning, there was DARPA, and all was calm and comfy. Then, there came the businessmen, and it was OK I guess, and then they left, and took their normies with them. It was a nerd's world, where everything was mystical, professional, and weird. Then came Moloch with his generals one september, Jim Kimsey and Baal and Goldstein and Steinberg and Beelzebub and Dagon and William von Meister, and they sent a great curse onto us and the seas shattered and the moon evaporated, and the sun turned red, and September never ended, and our world was inherited by retards, and all turned sour, never to be good again.