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[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.55970538]

Alien Animal Farm Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>55968689

[Anonymous No.55970554]

Buy $llap
Source: dude trust me

[Anonymous No.55970558]

Trading some btc options on thinkorswim

[Anonymous No.55970570]

hey

[Anonymous No.55970572]

>They seriously thought NVDA's price decline was anything but a momentary dip
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55970575]

my puts

[Anonymous No.55970576]

>>55970545
Sorry, by wages I mean "wage budget". I wagie at Walmart and they've already done that from home office. The store has less weekly staff budget

[Anonymous No.55970577]

>Nasdaq stoch RSI

[Anonymous No.55970579]

LOLOLOL BOBO LOOK AT SPX DAILY
ITS A HIGHER HIGH

[Anonymous No.55970583]

Previous thread anon said
>The market wants higher

I say, Islam was right about markets
>They want beatings

[Anonymous No.55970587]

>>55970558

[Anonymous No.55970593]

btfo

[Anonymous No.55970597]

Blowoff top within a head and shoulders within a double top.

[Anonymous No.55970601]

No mumu nooooo!

[Anonymous No.55970602]

worst job data since covid low and we pump

[Anonymous No.55970615]

>consumer confidence number misses by a ton
>market pumps anyways

WHAT

[Anonymous No.55970617]

>>55970602
qrd? can't check economic calendar right now

[Anonymous No.55970620]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.55970623]

It doesn't matter yet.

[Anonymous No.55970624]

I have a position on SQQQ as well. I don't expect that QQQ will close above the 50MA. 372 seems like resistance. Just give it a few days and we should hit that channel. I also hope I don't get stopped out.

[Anonymous No.55970628]

>>55970602
>>55970615
Pricing in 10% Bidenflation.

[Anonymous No.55970629]

>>55970615
Means rate cuts or at least a longer pause, that's why

[Anonymous No.55970632]

>Market just randomly shits itself

What in the fuck is with these algos

[Anonymous No.55970638]

>>55970615
>No hike
>rate cuts
It's the same tug of war bullshit again and again. Powell has to stop acting like a pussy and just say
>I SEE WHAT YOU FAGGOTS ARE DOING AND THIS WILL STOP NOW

[Anonymous No.55970641]

>>55970620
buddy, check this boomer computer

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.55970642]

wait for the gdp numbers, i reckon you'll see some serious sloweth in the rate at which expansion is occurring since the only real growth was the inflation, and since the inflation is cooling off, the growth is going to actually come out as a contraction.

[Anonymous No.55970659]

Precious metals going straight up, never a good sign. Market makers will sperg out and break things to keep them down. My paranoid schizophrenia is going into hyperdrive and even my gangstalkers are worried

[Anonymous No.55970663]

Fundamental analysis vs Smart money

What best?

[Anonymous No.55970664]

>>55970638
He's waiting for the exact moment to create the most pain.

[Anonymous No.55970675]

Literally no idea what’s going on or what to do

[Anonymous No.55970679]

>>55970632
>one hour straight up vertically
>randomly shits itself
>randomly
Lower your tone while I organize my bobo images.

[Anonymous No.55970694]

>>55970615
The market is ran by The Elite
The elite wants the middle class exterminated, and living standards and buying power nuked
Their weapon is: currency debasement = inflation = money printing = central banking = coin-cutting

[Anonymous No.55970695]

Back to 4440

[Anonymous No.55970698]

>>55970659
metals go up due to poor jolts? explanation: expecting lower interest rates to hit soon.

[Anonymous No.55970700]

>>55970659
>Precious metals going straight up
Except for rhodium

[Anonymous No.55970710]

>>55970538
OH MY SOIENCE GUISE CHINA IS C-C-COLLAPSING AAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55970714]

>>55970615
It's not exactly random. Interest rates combined with sky high prices make real estate a bad investment, the dollar is worthless, crypto is a scam, and PMs are manipulated by Jews so you can't use it as a hedge. There is literally no place else to put your money other than the stock market.

[Anonymous No.55970734]

Just in case you are retarded and have not figured it out, we pump through Sept to secure bonuses then dump q4 for tax loss harvesting.

[Anonymous No.55970736]

>>55970538
Nvda will surge to record highs right before 4pm

[Anonymous No.55970745]

>>55970659
>>55970698
Weekly gold has been forming a bullish cup and and handle. Though, we can probably expect it to retrace to the 1800s by early next year, and only really a proper rally by winter 2024

[Anonymous No.55970747]

>>55970679
>Bought calls
>Profited
>Bought calls again
>Profited

Bobo, I've got just the bear trap for you

[Anonymous No.55970752]

did i just fucking sold the bottom on SQQQ??
AGAIN???

[Anonymous No.55970751]

>>55970714
>the dollar is worthless
Man. That is some retarded shit. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.55970756]

>>55969938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NquH60Yw0ZE
i'm a bit of a card player myself.

[Anonymous No.55970765]

>>55970751
BRICs is growing, it's only a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.55970779]

>>55970615
He doesn't know! hahahahahahahahah

[Anonymous No.55970780]

>>55970752
>he fell for the bear trap
Hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.55970783]

>>55970765
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my fucking god

[Anonymous No.55970787]

EVERYONE LAUGH AT BOBOS

[Anonymous No.55970803]

>>55970751
>Man. That is some retarded shit. Lmao.

>>55970783
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my fucking god

[Anonymous No.55970804]

>>55970756
>Gacha games
Come on anon, you're better than that.

[Anonymous No.55970805]

>>55970787
Could they be more fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.55970812]

>>55970710
Bidenflation
Putinflation
Xideflation

[Anonymous No.55970813]

>>55970752
Never blame yourself for following the process

[Anonymous No.55970816]

>>55970765
Just like the euro crushed the dollar right?

Its literally just a backdoor for china to take over the other loosers. Never trust socialists.

[Anonymous No.55970817]

>>55970803
Yeah like I've said before you fucking faggot, I wish I was getting paid to call you guys retarded

[Anonymous No.55970826]

BRICs meeting happens
>no currency
>countries can't agree on shit
>usd is stronger now
shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.55970831]

>>55970817
>Yeah like I've said before you fucking faggot, I wish I was getting paid to call you guys retarded

[Anonymous No.55970838]

>>55970779
>unexpectedly
Economists are fucking retarded. It's clearly on a downtrend

[Anonymous No.55970840]

>>55970816
Why would the euro crash the dollar? Europe is literally a dead continent.

[Anonymous No.55970849]

>>55970826
>GBTC won
can't believe it actually happened. Congrats to anyone holding that shit.

[Anonymous No.55970851]

I came here to be laughed at.

[Anonymous No.55970854]

That was the top of head and shoulders, inside of a double top, btw. We go straight down now.

[Anonymous No.55970863]

>>55970840
Thats what they were saying 15 years ago or whenever that came out.

[Anonymous No.55970871]

>>55970854
*top of the

[Anonymous No.55970880]

Slurping CL and PEP

[Anonymous No.55970882]

Just put in an order to sell some CCs at an absolutely retarded price. Wish me luck bros

[Anonymous No.55970885]

>>55970863
Europe is full of pussies and their government are pussies too. BRICs is essentially the antithesis of the EU.

[Anonymous No.55970895]

>market now enters crab mode

Fuck the algos

[Anonymous No.55970909]

>>55970538
Imagine sucking on her udders.
One of these days I'll make it, and I'll get a land whale gf to let me suck on her udders and call her mommy.

[Anonymous No.55970912]

Dollar short brics faggots don't even consider the euro, for some reason usd will collapse but the euro is totally fine. This is how i know you fags are wrong. Grab your mossin and go larp in the woods faggots.

[Anonymous No.55970938]

>>55970885
It will be the same shit, only difference is theyre not shy about conquest and dont give a fuck about morals.

[Anonymous No.55970949]

The man himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1u7x1E4qmE

[Anonymous No.55970952]

>>55970752
I sold the bottom of SOXL last week. It seems we are beclowning each other

[Anonymous No.55970963]

>>55970765
>BRICS
define what BRICS is
>growing
look at the new "members" (of what?) and weep

[Anonymous No.55970964]

>>55970617
market is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.55970979]

Bros I made it

[Anonymous No.55970980]

>>55970745
It's a cup and handle within a cup and handle.

[Anonymous No.55970984]

>>55970538
Bears get fucked NVDA to 800

[Anonymous No.55970994]

WE NEED TO DROP 5%, I WILL SCREAM AND THROW NUGGIES AT JEROME IF IT DOESN’T GO DOWN 5% RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[Anonymous No.55971002]

Slurpred a *little bit* of BOIL in here, but think it might still go down more again. Here lately though it wound up doing a few microrips when I thought it was going to DROOP and I missed out because I'd already sold off the portion I was willing to let go on little POOMPARINOS.

[Anonymous No.55971003]

>>55970963
Hes talking about these hosers, I think they've been invited but are not necessarily part of it yet.

[Anonymous No.55971007]

BRICS

>Brazil
just elected a communist
>Russia
bogged in a "two week special "operation""
>India
ok theres potential here i guess but doubt it gets realized
>China
economic indicators looking bad
>South Africa
90% majority nigger country

whats so bullish about these countries?

[Anonymous No.55971009]

bros, did something happen 40 minutes ago? there are 2 missing candles on tradingview ?

[Anonymous No.55971013]

>>55970979
All gore chart have a bounce exactly like that kek
Be careful now more than ever fren

[Anonymous No.55971015]

>>55970979
kick ass, still legit BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55971018]

>>55971009
gap up

[Anonymous No.55971021]

we're so fucking back

[Anonymous No.55971026]

>>55970938
I very much doubt it will be the same. The EU is just a dystopian testing ground for the WEFs agenda, BRICs is the opposite of that. I don't know if it will be successful as all the countries in BRICs (minus India) tend to be very headstrong and could potentially be at odds with each other, but if it succeeds the west is going to have problems. The US strategy for people trying to abandon the dollar as the reserve currency is to just bomb the fuck out of them and remove their leader (see Libya) but they can't do that to the Saudis and the chinks without serious consequences. Especially because the US doesn't produce anything of it's own.

[Anonymous No.55971044]

>>55970663
Fundies con: Just cause you see it doesn't mean the market will
Smart money con: Timing your buys is really really hard

[Anonymous No.55971065]

>>55971026

[Anonymous No.55971073]

dude, it's a melt up. Typical blow off top into recession.

[Anonymous No.55971078]

[Anonymous No.55971086]

How can you make money off the tracking error from a leveraged product? It can't seriously be as simple as buying 3 QQQ and shorting TQQQ

>>55970980
Yo dawg

[Anonymous No.55971091]

>>55971065
What a compelling counter argument.

[Anonymous No.55971094]

I don't understand why the vix is so fucking low...
If I check cyclical trends, September and october are historically bad months. Doesn't Investment funds need to hedge against potential drop by buying puts?
What's the meaning of an unhedged market with PE above 1 sigma going into September/November lads? someone helps me

[Anonymous No.55971104]

>>55971026
It will definitely be a weird dynamic moving forward because both the WEF and BRICS are all communists....like the wef loves china. Only real difference is morals and one has the mask somewhat on.
>they can't do that to the Saudis and the chinks without serious consequences.
I dont think the democrats care given their track record. Something will happen.

[Anonymous No.55971108]

>>55971094
isn't the VIX skewed because everyone's on 0dte's nowadays

[Anonymous No.55971113]

>It’s all up from here!

[Anonymous No.55971120]

>>55971026
this is the level of macro economic analysis we get on /smg/

[Anonymous No.55971129]

>>55971026
>t. a 15 year old HOI player who watched a couple of sketchy youtube videos and thinks he now understand geopolitics
Very cool. You should totally short the SPX and go long on Rubles.

[Anonymous No.55971141]

Sorry Bobo, I had no idea the November deep OTM puts I sold you yesterday for .65 at market open would only be worth .50 this morning. Thank you for your contributions to my lambo fund and better luck next time.

[Anonymous No.55971146]

It’s bidenomics at work!
https://x.com/potus/status/1695183311939727497?s=46

[Anonymous No.55971163]

>>55971108
Dude, investment funds aren't doing 0 dte. that'd be pretty dumb of them. and I am talking about trends. If you only hedge your found with 0dte, chances are that it's already too late, or too expensive

[Anonymous No.55971169]

I sold too late, then it turned out I sold too soon.
This market is straight out of a fucking cartoon.

[Anonymous No.55971170]

>>55971113
Bidenomics
>investing in America
All of our money is going to Ukraine
>Empowering workers
They've done literally nothing to help workers
>lowering costs
Prices have never been higher
>>55971129
>HOI
Umm no I'm not autistic

[Anonymous No.55971186]

closing all calls after 448 gap fill. Not buying puts until very end of day due to bullish flows today (unless 450 is somehow hit)

[Anonymous No.55971189]

Mercy? Just a little will do, thanks.

[Anonymous No.55971192]

>>55971141
Fuck landlords, options sellers are the real parasites. I hope your house gets raided by niggers

[Anonymous No.55971210]

>BRICS
The fun nickname for a group of EM countries by a Goldman Sachs trader that only became a real organization in 2006 that is just a hodgepodge of countries with grievances towards the West is somehow going to disrupt the global order of things. Yeah sure.

[Anonymous No.55971211]

Who wants to take guesses at which sector crumbles first when this thing collapses?
I want to say tech but I don't feel strongly enough to bet on that.

[Anonymous No.55971218]

>>55971113
>>55971146
>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

[Anonymous No.55971220]

>>55971211
the collapse was last year, you missed it

[Anonymous No.55971225]

>>55971120
Thanks for the compliment!

[Anonymous No.55971248]

>>55971189
W8 for eod

[Anonymous No.55971253]

>>55971210
They've been shitposting all over the board regularly about it for months now, it's also the source of a lot of other scams.

[Anonymous No.55971260]

>>55971248
I've only got a few ticks until liquidation, don't know if I can hang on.

[Anonymous No.55971269]

google spamming ATHs

[Anonymous No.55971271]

>>55971253
If I'm a glowie and you're a glowie, and this whole thread is glowies, what is the government actually paying us to do?

[Anonymous No.55971272]

>>55971210
You don't get it man! It's like the WEF and the Illuminati are like all over the west bro, and the BRICS are cool and stuff, and they aren't gay man. IM NOT GAY!
Anyway, each and every one of the BRICS might have a shitload of issues including 30-100% inflation but we ignore that because its just tranny propaganda.

[Anonymous No.55971275]

>>55971260
RIP

[Anonymous No.55971287]

>>55971275
AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55971295]

damn someone is making a fuck load of money off of google today

[Anonymous No.55971296]

>>55971272
>BRICS might have a shitload of issues including 30-100% inflation
I'm sorry what the fuck do you think is literally happening in the US right now? We just went through 200% inflation in less than 4 years.

[Anonymous No.55971303]

>>55971220
>october dump, again.
Buddy nobody said it was going back to that level but we're definitely going to cycle a bit.

[Anonymous No.55971309]

>>55971272
>You don't get it man! It's like the WEF and the Illuminati are like all over the west bro, and the BRICS are cool and stuff, and they aren't gay man. IM NOT GAY!
>Anyway, each and every one of the BRICS might have a shitload of issues including 30-100% inflation but we ignore that because its just tranny propaganda.

[Anonymous No.55971313]

>>55971296
>""""We""""

[Anonymous No.55971317]

>>55971295
It’s Jim Cramer. He’s making mad money AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55971322]

>>55971309
i support america for free

[Anonymous No.55971323]

>>55971303
mumus are very shortsighted, they don't look to the future only for the current moment.

[Anonymous No.55971324]

i know this retardpump rally is gonna end up on a massive rugpull selloff but for now i'm just 100% cash and waiting because we may well end up retesting the 380s in QQQ

[Anonymous No.55971329]

>>55971309
Yeah it's pretty goddamn easy to spot the glownigger in this general. They've become way too comfortable.

[Anonymous No.55971331]

>>55971296
>We just went through 200% inflation in less than 4 years

thats simply not factual

[Anonymous No.55971332]

>>55971296
Those aren't the government approved numbers so I'm simply going to ignore them and the 6$ bags of chips. When a house goes up in value it isn't inflation it's organic price growth. Whew, glad that's settled!

[Anonymous No.55971336]

>>55971317
....

[Anonymous No.55971340]

>>55971218
Hey man, not trying to dox myself but I do data analytics for investopedia.com and people keep clicking your links, which analytics keeps adding to my datastudio reports. Can you please cut it out? One of the other directors is black.

[Anonymous No.55971344]

>>55971007
Nothing, like you said India is the only one with any potential and I’ll shit in the streets the day we actually realise any of that potential

[Anonymous No.55971348]

>>55971323
Well same could be said for bobros. It's safer to follow the trend and get out before your strat starts failing.

[Anonymous No.55971349]

>>55971253
>>55971272
I only bring it up because the S for South Africa wasn’t even South Africa when the term was initially coined. South Africa will obviously be replaced with Saudi Arabia too if they keep the acronym.

[Anonymous No.55971350]

>>55971317
this guy used to be great back before 9/11 then he just became a baggie preacher for hedgies.

[Anonymous No.55971354]

>>55971340
We love black people here. I don’t see the problem?

[Anonymous No.55971357]

damn cuh what goin on

[Anonymous No.55971364]

>>55971295
https://www.techopedia.com/google-gemini-is-a-serious-threat-to-chatgpt-heres-why
>he bet against america

[Anonymous No.55971365]

>>55971331
See
>>55971332
Keep believing the lies the current admin and the fed is feeding you.

[Anonymous No.55971367]

>>55971329
Cna you imagine going through years of schooling plus a masters degree to become a behavioral psychologist, only to wind up posting government talking points on a cartoon frog forum? What a waste of a life lol. If that were me I would probably want to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.55971369]

fuck I don't see any reason to hold VTI anymore, may as well find an ETF that is just google, apple, nvdia, tesla, microsoft

[Anonymous No.55971374]

>>55971296
>We just went through 200% inflation in less than 4 years
Where and when?
Inflation topped out at 9.1% because as retarded as they might be, western leaders aren't as retarded as the rest of the world and had a gazillion liquidity sinks at the ready. MMF's & RRP caught most of it. Low-class party money got trapped in crypto.

[Anonymous No.55971379]

Why did the US 2yr dump to 4.89%????? My shorts just got heemed to fuck

[Anonymous No.55971392]

>>55971323
mumus in the long run are always right. You are simply retarded

[Anonymous No.55971397]

I closed the 446 calls I bought for 13 cents this morning for 14x (+1400%)

Why? Because I knew if we broke above the HVL, 0DTE calls would trigger a squeeze. Anyway, just posting so no faggot posts "I hope anon who was up 500% took profit xdd". Fags

and 0DTE options are a gift from the lord

[Anonymous No.55971400]

>>55971365
Even if you use shadowstats the number isnt even near what you posit, but im sure you have numbers to back up your number pulled out of your ass, i would like to see them atleast, whats your inflation methodology? Price of tendies?

[Anonymous No.55971401]

>>55971392
lol given enough time bears always win following that logic.

[Anonymous No.55971403]

Whichever one of you said financially investing in a double edged razor wouldn't be that bad... you were wrong. My whole head is basically an open wound
But at least I'll be saving money on blades, I guess... money I can use to buy more QQQ

[Anonymous No.55971404]

>>55971392
The market is only pumping because banks decided to pump up the bid on bonds

[Anonymous No.55971406]

thanks bears

[Anonymous No.55971407]

>>55971192
The kicker is that I'm pulling in 5.25% per year on the cash collateral for the cash-secured puts so Bobo is actually paying me interest on his premium to fuck him in his bear asshole.

[Anonymous No.55971410]

>>55971367
These glowies think they are fighting the good fight and protecting America. What they don't know is once the government is done with them, they will unfortunately hang themselves and shoot themselves in the back of the head 15 times. Shame. Suicide is never the answer.
>>55971374
Groceries are up over 300%, cars have doubled in price, and homes have doubled in price. That is not organic growth, that's what happens when the government prints $10 trillion in 2 years.

[Anonymous No.55971414]

>>55971400
Look at the price of groceries or housing or cars or literally anything besides flat screen TVs imported from China.

[Anonymous No.55971415]

>>55971403
You don’t hack at your face with it anon, you shave it. Nice slow motions, not back and forth grating

[Anonymous No.55971417]

>>55971406
Glad to see at least one of us can afford meat tonight, GJ fren

[Anonymous No.55971421]

>>55971397
This is why it went up, not your TA

[Anonymous No.55971423]

>>55971374
If you think at the height all we had was 9% since 2019 you are retarded

[Anonymous No.55971434]

>>55971401
>lol given enough time bears always win following that logic.
Just short the SP500 and hold that position for 10 years without touching it if you are so confident about your shit statement LMAO

[Anonymous No.55971435]

>thread at opening: mumus gloating
>thread at closing: bobos gloating
many such cases.

[Anonymous No.55971439]

>>55971414
>look at my anedoctal evidence and not an index

thats not gonna cut it

[Anonymous No.55971441]

>>55971401
ngmi

[Anonymous No.55971444]

>>55971415
My face is mostly ok, except a bit under my chin. It's the rest of my head that looks like I dived into barbed wire

[Anonymous No.55971446]

>>55971404
I don't give a shit. You should just blindly buy the SP 500 every month and forget about returns. In the long run it is a winning strategy unlike any bobo strategy

[Anonymous No.55971449]

>>55971400
>Price of tendies?
WITNESS ME!

[Anonymous No.55971450]

>>55971439
Literally don't care. Biden is an illegitimate president that has no qualms over faking the numbers.

[Anonymous No.55971457]

>>55971410
>Groceries are up over 300%, cars have doubled in price, and homes have doubled in price. That is not organic growth, that's what happens when the government prints $10 trillion in 2 years.
>Groceries are up over 300%
No they aren't.
>cars have doubled in price
No they haven't.
>homes have doubled in price
I fucking wish.
Even if they had though, you clearly don't actually understand what inflation entails.

[Anonymous No.55971461]

I’m such a stupid fucking bear, all the signs were there: the double bottom yesterday, the giant cup and handle over two years, but I ignored the generational bottom again

[Anonymous No.55971463]

The US consumer will bleed. Candy will 3x. Look at COCOA, it's over.

[Anonymous No.55971472]

>>55971450
why is he an illegitimate president?

[Anonymous No.55971474]

lol that PMC leader that was killed was the 5th largest holder of bitcoin

[Anonymous No.55971477]

>>55971457
Groceries are up 100% from 2019. They changed the inflation calculation since last year because it is so bad. Now they only look back over the past year instead of the past two years for the calculation

[Anonymous No.55971478]

>>55971434
>Inflation is good

[Anonymous No.55971481]

I sold mumu have fun today.

[Anonymous No.55971482]

>>55971450
I agree government numbers are fake or flat out wrong, ill give you double digit inflation from 2021 to 2022 though, but rates have for sure impacted the rise of inflation

[Anonymous No.55971486]

[Anonymous No.55971487]

>>55971472
Because he's the figurehead of your alphabet soup junta that usurped control over the country.

[Anonymous No.55971499]

>>55971434
>10 years
SPY is a thousand year short. The dynasty will fall. Gains indexed without adjusting for inflation mean nothing.

[Anonymous No.55971505]

>>55971486
lmao

[Anonymous No.55971511]

>>55971457
> t. babies first time with government statistics.

[Anonymous No.55971515]

>>55971487
so he won an election?

[Anonymous No.55971522]

>>55971478
>I made up something to refuse to accept that I am stupid
the SP500 destroys inflation in the long run. 100 dollars in 1980 would be worth 370.98 dollars today
If those 100 dollars in 1980 would be invested in the SP500 they would be worth 11,889.12 dollars.

[Anonymous No.55971528]

Where the gamma guy go? Get your ass back here.
I need to know if I'm shorting at the end of today or holding these calls until tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.55971537]

>>55971400
I have official numbers right here and I expect you to apologize chud.

[Anonymous No.55971538]

>>55971499
>>55971522
The SP500 destroys inflation. Unless you unironically think that 100 dollars in the 80's were worth 11k dollars today you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.55971539]

>>55971435
Haven't seen many bart days this year compared to v-shaped recovery days. I guess last week had both

[Anonymous No.55971544]

>>55971515
If by "won", you mean participated in mass rewriting and rigging of election procedures, with (You)r help at the FBI, then yes.

[Anonymous No.55971557]

>>55971522
The s&p goes up BECAUSE of inflation. And inflation kills all people without capital. All people who do not play the inflation pyramid ponzi.

[Anonymous No.55971558]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55971559]

will QQQ and SPY dip this september and october or are we pumping?

it looks, according to cyrptic symbols in my dreams, and astrology, that QQQ and SPY are going to have small dips and still pump.
I don't know though because I'm not an economist.

[Anonymous No.55971561]

>JOLTS job openings plunged to the lowest since March 2021 and the three-month decline of 2.55 million job openings is the largest on record. Meanwhile, US consumer confidence sank to 106.1 from 117.0; it was expected to tick slightly lower to 116.0.
You see, this is bullish! Because it means the Fed won't keep raising interest rates! The economy is cratering, at the fastest pace on record, but this is bullish you see! A hard, imminent recession is bullish!! Can't you all see this?? Magically, people will have money in their pockets, and will start spending again on goods and services!
Recessions are bullish!! Stock prices only go up in recessions!!
>this is your brain on mumu crack

[Anonymous No.55971562]

>>55971544
or was it because trump was a bit shit in the eyes of most people?

[Anonymous No.55971564]

>>55971478
Here's the fucking thing with you Putin/BRICS dickriders; you don't understand economics.
Inflation is a necessity, it's deflation that kills economies. Inflation incentivizes spending, deflation makes everything stop on a dime.

[Anonymous No.55971563]

>>55971538
The conclusion is clear. Bobos are plainly speaking retarded most of the time, and a normie bag holding an index fund will destroy their returns with 0 effort.

[Anonymous No.55971566]

>>55971434
>Index that is constantly ejecting losers and replacing them with winners only goes up.
Do you really anon?

[Anonymous No.55971567]

>>55971544
If you think 2020 was bad, wait until 2024.

[Anonymous No.55971570]

>>55971522
>If those 100 dollars in 1980 would be invested in the SP500 they would be worth 11,889.12 dollars

Tell that poor people who need every dollar.

[Anonymous No.55971573]

aaaahh

[Anonymous No.55971578]

>>55971557
>The s&p goes up BECAUSE of inflation
So you unironically think 100 dollars in the 80's were worth 11k dollars of 2023? Are you being spastic on purpose bro? Unless you unironically believe we are experiencing a compounded 12% inflation since the 80's your point is retarded my guy

[Anonymous No.55971586]

i think inflation is going to make the money inflated even in september

[Anonymous No.55971596]

>>55971562
Certainly a whole lot better than this fucking unsalvageable trainwreck under Biden. You and the rest of the feds propping him up are going to land yourselves a spot in Guantanamo Bay when this is over.

[Anonymous No.55971598]

>>55971566
>Passive investing is smarter than active investing
You just discovered fire. Soon you will discover that things like Vanguard ETFs exist

[Anonymous No.55971600]

>>55971561
here today gone tomorrow, i won't matter until it does

[Anonymous No.55971604]

>>55971537
i kneel

[Anonymous No.55971612]

>>55971596
no one likes a sore loser

[Anonymous No.55971613]

>>55971578
No, I don't think that it is the same. But it doesn't help the mass of people. It goes up because of inflation and beats inflation, but you have to partake in it. And the poorest can't. It benefits the most the rich.

[Anonymous No.55971615]

>>55971564
Inflation isn't a necessity if wages stagnate. Which they have been stagnating for the last 50 years
>B-b-but McDonald's pays $15 an hour now
A 600 square foot apartment costs $1200 a month and a cart full of groceries is $200. Inflation is completely out of control. You have honest hard-working people becoming homeless which is unheard of.
That's bidenomics in action. At least the Ukrainian people are eating good though

[Anonymous No.55971621]

>>55971612
Nobody is forgetting your crimes, glownigger.

[Anonymous No.55971626]

>fuck your TA!

[Anonymous No.55971630]

>>55971613
So now you're a fucking commie all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.55971631]

>>55971528

I'm deciding on buying light 1DTE puts for tomorrow, maybe now maybe eod. If it rallies to 450/452 tomorrow I buy medium sized 7DTE puts at 14 VIX

for the record my book is also 100% long until the 450/452 test. Rejection = im net short and the top for the year is in, if it breaks through, I stay long equity for another shot at ATH

tomorrow is supportive for bulls, but that's just a tailwind, it doesnt guarantee up or down. Also if theres a reversal intraday today we can flip back to negative gamma and tomorrow could be ugly

[Anonymous No.55971635]

>>55971626
When patterns break anon you take the trade, don't front run.

[Anonymous No.55971637]

>>55971613
I understand what you are saying, but still perma mumus are right about investing in the long run.

[Anonymous No.55971639]

Amazon is getting ready to break hard to the downside.

[Anonymous No.55971641]

>>55971615
>Inflation isn't a necessity if wages stagnate. Which they have been stagnating for the last 50 years
??
>You have honest hard-working people becoming homeless which is unheard of.
?????

[Anonymous No.55971653]

>>55971621
2 more weeks until the chud revolution comrade. glory to putin, glory to the brics.

[Anonymous No.55971657]

SOXL got fuckin chopped the last month. SPY is almost back to ATH and SOXL is at like $32

[Anonymous No.55971662]

>>55971641
Are you living under a fucking rock?

[Anonymous No.55971667]

>>55971631
bruh, how can you be so sure with the Capricorn moon connects with the Nodes of Fate this week?

[Anonymous No.55971672]

>>55971657
You were warned

[Anonymous No.55971674]

>>55971630
Yes, because capitalism is broken. With time it gets worse and worse. You don't want to see that, maybe because you have capital. I also have capital, but I still see how people with lowpaying jobs have to suffer. They have no 100 $ to invest in a ponzi in the hopes in 30 years it's 11k.

[Anonymous No.55971676]

>>55971641
>.t illiterate

[Anonymous No.55971682]

Bull Run bitch

[Anonymous No.55971683]

>>55971657
*22

[Anonymous No.55971687]

>>55971631
I'm not sure how you got 450-452 as a top but I'm playing this by eye as well since it seems like we're flying a bit too close to the sun.
Maybe you could throw some trading vocab at me to research later.
Thanks for the input anon.

[Anonymous No.55971693]

Bobo... are you ok?

[Anonymous No.55971703]

>>55971662
I want you to study this picture, and then take population increase into account (and an increasing of niggers) and let me know what conclusions you reach.

[Anonymous No.55971707]

>replying to people with mindworms
>giving a shit about foreign trolls
yeah

[Anonymous No.55971708]

>>55971693
i need some money because i lost it all trying to short

[Anonymous No.55971710]

Still time buy JNUG. Ride is just starting.

[Anonymous No.55971712]

>>55971653
You're still hiding behind muh russia, traitor.

[Anonymous No.55971713]

>>55971641
Yes anon, there really are homeless people sleeping in their cars & working full time. Those are real people and they exist. Thank luck I am spared such horror

[Anonymous No.55971721]

>>55971657
And SOXX is at $503 when it was at $535.

[Anonymous No.55971723]

will soxs go back up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55971743]

>>55971723
>>55971559
>will soxs go back up tomorrow
>will QQQ and SPY dip this september and october or are we pumping?
No one knows

[Anonymous No.55971749]

>>55971687

its a big level, the last resistance before testing new (recent) highs. Failure to break it confirms lower highs and lower lows = bearish. Break above it confirms higher lows higher highs = bullish. Nothing in this field is 100%, just taking you through my personal thought process regarding risk management

[Anonymous No.55971757]

>>55971562
even if Biden did actually win, Trump still got the second most votes of every presidential candidate ever in that election.

[Anonymous No.55971760]

>>55971723
>will soxs go back up tomorrow
yeah, up in flames LMAO
but seriously who knows in a schizo market

[Anonymous No.55971764]

>>55971703
>Population increase
Uhh no. Also factor in how many boomers have died off recently. The problem is the people that are becoming homeless aren't just your typical junkies that spend all their money on fent. These are people working full time that can't stay afloat. That is not normal. Most millennials already have secure housing it's the the people entering the real world that are going to suffer. There is a massive slope to climb to get your first apartment unlike 10-20 years ago and we haven't even entered the dark days of a recession yet. Wait until the jobs dry up.

[Anonymous No.55971769]

>>55971749
No yeah it makes sense. I wasn't sure what this gamma talk was about.
To me the ceiling now is 448. I don't want to test this thing for at least a day.

[Anonymous No.55971783]

Dammit I didn't do enough slurping this month

[Anonymous No.55971799]

>>55971783

[Anonymous No.55971803]

>>55971764
So now you're essentially refuting your own graph and appealing to sufferage of the lower class? Are you sure you're not Russian? The kneejerk reaction of moving the goalpost has me worried.

[Anonymous No.55971812]

>>55971803
No, I'm saying per capita more people are homeless. That glowie graph is just statistical manipulation.

[Anonymous No.55971816]

how do i filter the permanently pessimistic doomers it's impacting my portfolio

[Anonymous No.55971822]

>>55971783
>Poor cute pig is now long dead
>>55971799
>Stupid thot isn't dead yet
there's no justice in the world

[Anonymous No.55971827]

>>55971816
If you want to filter reality, there is an entire website dedicated to that
www.reddit.com

[Anonymous No.55971829]

>>55971538
>The SP500 destroys inflation
Maybe if you hedonistically adjust everyone into a cardboard box.
Maybe if you assume population keeps growing forever.
Maybe if you pretend tax policies will never change.
There is no inherent reason stocks at large will magically continue to outperform forever. Most often mumu's entire basis for this thinking is a quick chart of the past 40 years of returns - backwards looking data. They ignore the world at large, they won't even take one second to contemplate all the uprisings that have happened throughout history. Entire markets have imploded overnight as communist regimes take over, wars ravage nations, some countries cease to exist entirely. Over a long enough timeframe, everything and everyone dies. Survival rate is zero.

In the end though, your critical mistake is that you assume bears have only one alternative choice: leveraged long USD/bond holdings with the cash attained by shorting stocks.
This comparative thinking is what holds you trapped inside a mental box. You're stuck forever debating the strawman you've invented.

[Anonymous No.55971833]

>>55971749
Being a complete retard I think we keep bouncing between 4300-4500 for a while until things finally break sometime next month one way or the other. If up then slow crab back to ATH in time for elections next year, if down then we're bouncing off the mid 3000's before heading back to the 4's for elections next year.

[Anonymous No.55971842]

Burry is being buried, as expected.

[Anonymous No.55971843]

>>55971816
Click settings in the bottom right corner, enable filtering, save settings, then highlight whatever ID is being a faggot and click the arrow on the post to add them to the filter. Click the boxes for auto and hide and then save.

[Anonymous No.55971845]

>>55971812
>That glowie graph is just statistical manipulation.
LMAO you were the the one who provided it you midwit.
>I'm saying per capita more people are homeless
Stats say otherwise. Per capita it has gone down.
You're out of your fucking lane, Igor. Stop trying to save face and get a job.

[Anonymous No.55971846]

so how much do eggs actually cost in the usa at the moment ?

[Anonymous No.55971860]

>>55971842
did cassandra close her puts yet?

[Anonymous No.55971861]

>>55971846
one million dollars

[Anonymous No.55971863]

>>55971816
Stop swing trading like a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.55971865]

i hate this shitty market where everyone cums their pants because fed boomer implied he wouldn't hike in september
it's like the moment macro and fundamentals were finally starting to matter again the reset button was hit and now it's retardpump la-la-land
now we're back to the "2 more weeks" game waiting until these dipshits realize that a rate pause doesn't mean shit in front of the tsunami of red that is approaching on the horizon

[Anonymous No.55971869]

>>55971822
Don't worry, there are piggies out there living the good life too.

[Anonymous No.55971873]

>>55971769

yeah i actually closed all my calls and bought some small puts. Think its done for today after filling the gap, but have to plan for all possible scenarios. 450/452 is just my hard line in the sand. Think this wave up is finished, DXY and yields are relatively oversold and junk bonds + IWM are at resistance. If there is a meaningful rotation here this rally could extend until tomorrow, but who knows

[Anonymous No.55971875]

>>55971816
MD5 filters usually does it for me. They love to post the same shit on repeat.

[Anonymous No.55971876]

>>55971827
reality of bearniggers losing their ass!

[Anonymous No.55971878]

>>55971846
If you're buying the cheapest dozen at the grocery store about 2$, if you're buying the nice free range eggs in an 18 pack it's more like 7$.

[Anonymous No.55971885]

>>55971860
idk, idc.
Zerohedge will report next time they have to file, I guess.
Burry lost a good 9 figures the last time he bet against Tesla and on sharply rising long term government yields in the US.
This time might now be different.

[Anonymous No.55971887]

>>55970804
>better than that
i am but i'm not beneath a little mtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlSsBxzEKJk

[Anonymous No.55971891]

>>55971865
The Fed is actually at fault. They know and must see what is happening and they still are willing to let it happen.

[Anonymous No.55971895]

>>55971842
His puts were a year long. I'm sure he's fine.

[Anonymous No.55971903]

>>55971885
>now
not be different.

[Anonymous No.55971904]

>>55970804
>>55971887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XlO39kCQ-8

[Anonymous No.55971910]

>>55971869
>oinker is a homeowner, while i'll never be one
I simply live with the pain

[Anonymous No.55971914]

>>55971869
Shiiiiet, the wolf would have no chance here. If there were doors

[Anonymous No.55971919]

Is soxl going to hit $30 again?

[Anonymous No.55971920]

>>55971895
So you're saying that long dated puts don't move against you in price because they are long dated?

[Anonymous No.55971922]

the vix is gonna go to 0 wont it?

[Anonymous No.55971928]

+1% on horrendous job data. Is this Weimar?

[Anonymous No.55971936]

>>55971635
qrd on meme?

[Anonymous No.55971952]

>>55971928
All the open jobs are getting filled, chud.

[Anonymous No.55971954]

>>55971846
Free if you have a chickiechickie

[Anonymous No.55971966]

>>55971873
Good for you, I sold too early.
Anything could happen in this clown market. I'm not even getting the puts until I see a clear pattern. I've had enough guess work for one lifetime.

[Anonymous No.55971982]

praise allah my soxs bag average is 8.54

[Anonymous No.55971989]

>>55971952
>>55971952
Yeah, that makes sense. But they are way less. And last time was revised down, which might happen for today's report too.

[Anonymous No.55971990]

>>55971928
Bad job data means FED might cut sooner hopium

[Anonymous No.55972000]

>>55971522
>the SP500 destroys inflation in the long run
Wrong. the S&P went nowhere from 1929 to 1982, adjusted for inflation
Thats 50 years!
All the S&P ever did was in the last 30 years

https://www.macrotrends.net/2324/sp-500-historical-chart-data

[Anonymous No.55972017]

>>55971936
Mott Capital is the name of the private smg discord, every once in a while we show up. Pattern in image is a descending wedge breakdown.

[Anonymous No.55972018]

>>55971990
the FUCK did you just say?!

[Anonymous No.55972021]

>>55971990
I know what it means, but it's stupid because it won't happen since when it happens inflation moons again as already the thought of it brings everything back up.

[Anonymous No.55972034]

>>55971928
see
>>55971561
Literally, unironically, it's because the JOLTS and consumer confidence data prints were so bad
>the three-month decline of 2.55 million job openings is the largest on record
>the three-month decline of 2.55 million job openings is the largest on record
>the three-month decline of 2.55 million job openings is the largest on record
This caused yields to very sharply drop, which caused the dollar to sharply drop
Yields dropping + dollar dropping (especially after a prolonged sell off) = markets rally hard
Remember, recessions are bullish!!
Sharply contracting economic activity, the sharpest contraction in US history, that's bullish you see - because the Fed has magical omnipotent control over the economy, where they can control unemployment perfectly 1 to 1 relationship, they are the deciders of the world!! They are all powerful, dictate the economy! Not the consumer. Don't care about the consumer. What does the consumer do? NOTHING!! It's all the Fed! The Fed has all the power! Not the (dead) consumer!!

[Anonymous No.55972035]

>>55971990
>FED might cut

[Anonymous No.55972043]

>>55972000
>All the S&P ever did was in the last 30 years
Weird, what changed?

[Anonymous No.55972053]

>>55972017
I see that but was wondering if it was implying something else that I wasn't grasping.

[Anonymous No.55972058]

>>55971561
>A hard, imminent recession
lol,
lmao even.

[Anonymous No.55972077]

>>55972058
>see, people are still working, this is indicative that they will be working in the future!
Lol you're retarded, and I can tell that it's you, because you spam this same >>55972035 webm with all of your retard posts
When recessions hit, unemployment spikes huge, snowballs very quickly
It's not a slow trickle, where you see a downtrend for a very long time
It's a flash crash

[Anonymous No.55972082]

>>55972034
bonds & yields pivooters will rope EOY
they're just throwing money away trying to prevent the inevitable

[Anonymous No.55972083]

>>55971982
Why didn't you sell?

[Anonymous No.55972085]

So, we are pumping today, or what?

[Anonymous No.55972093]

>>55972000
dividends were a big deal during that time period. the chart doesn't include them and is therefore useless.

[Anonymous No.55972095]

>>55972043
Internet gold rush basically

[Anonymous No.55972102]

>>55972085
apparently bad jobs report means rate cuts or something and that's bullish.

[Anonymous No.55972103]

My sqqq are getting annihilated

[Anonymous No.55972108]

>>55972058
>jul2023
Nice one

[Anonymous No.55972111]

>>55972077
first of all, it's a gif, you fucking mong.
secondly, fuck you.
also, you're a broken record.

[Anonymous No.55972112]

>>55972083
i unironically forgot i had it

[Anonymous No.55972119]

Gonna buy some cheap VSCO shares during the dump.

[Anonymous No.55972121]

>>55972112
Price alarms etc? Something that might remind you.

[Anonymous No.55972126]

>>55972108
>Nice one

[Anonymous No.55972128]

>>55972102
So cash out today, put it all into US bonds, because they will go up when the rates are cut?

[Anonymous No.55972132]

>>55972017
how do I get in

[Anonymous No.55972138]

>>55972121
i always forget to set them too kek

[Anonymous No.55972139]

>>55972111
You post the same gif with the same retarded opinions on a daily basis. You're retarded. I have never seen an educated, smart post from you, not once. You are probably the dumbest bull in /smg/, other than Putsrnotdawae guy
We are, and will crash - we will see hundreds of bank failures (among other economic collapses)
And when we do crash, you will be silent, and act as if you haven't been making the posts you have, for months - I will refer to this interaciton, when it happens (and you will remain silent then, too)

[Anonymous No.55972140]

>>55972128
That's the idea. But we aren't there yet anon.

[Anonymous No.55972142]

>>55972085
Well now I am.

[Anonymous No.55972146]

>>55972128
I don't think there are going to be cuts, there will be maybe another pause for banks to unfuck themselves before more hikes. That's what I have gotten from Powell.

[Anonymous No.55972147]

>>55972085
Yes I am.

[Anonymous No.55972150]

>tfw would be in green if I held through the dump
I won't listen to your screeching ever again.

[Anonymous No.55972166]

>>55972139
you mad lol
>I will refer to this interaciton, when it happens (and you will remain silent then, too)
are you the doomtard I obliterated in picrelated?
could be you.

[Anonymous No.55972171]

how do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.55972176]

new
>>55972173
>>55972173
>>55972173

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.55972179]

>>55971615
We tried to warn those regressive retards in congress that increasing minimum wage would just lead to inflation and no real quality of life improvements for niggers, but they didn't fucking listen.

[Anonymous No.55972216]

>>55972166
>you mad
Mad about what? Lol. That you're retarded? No. That'd be crazy. When you're out in public, and you see someone with down syndrome, you don't go "ARGH I'M SO ANGRY THAT THEY HAVE DOWN SYNDROME!!"
No, you feel pity, and empathy - that they have to suffer with their mental retardation
This is how I feel toward you; however, when you are making the same dumb, uninformed bull posts over and over using the same gif, offering no insight to any discussion, offering no argument, no data, nothing, I feel disgust towards you - not anger
No, that is not me in the image. Lol.
>It must be you! Since you're bearish! It must be you in this discussion I had with a random guy almost 3 months ago! It just has to!

[Anonymous No.55972264]

>>55972147
WOW that's a fucking smug-ass Apu!

[Anonymous No.55972273]

>>55972216
>Mad about what?
about being incorrect all the time, which you are.
you sound like a deranged lunatic and a absolute failure.
have picrelated to cheer you up a bit.

[Anonymous No.55973321]

>>55971928
they data itself wasnt totally faked 8 times in a tow too, chud