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>Be Satoshi in 2009
>Created a brand new digital concept that will change the world
>Mine Millions in BTC really early on in time
>Go dormant for years
>ff to now
>See hedge funds like Blackrock trying to buy Bitcoin Miners out and take control of my creation
>Decide Bitcoin is a failure as the people I created it to fight against have truly taken over
>Wait until it's well and truly in their portfolios and a core component of their products.
>Dump my 1 Million+ BTC on the hedgies as a final contingency.
What are the actual chances of this happening? Because if i were Satoshi I would be unbelievably pissed hedgies are trying to take away my idea I had for independent financial freedom.

>> No.55969226

>>55969210
Is it possible Bitcoin is just a massive Trojan horse?

>> No.55969241

>>55969210
> Be Satoshi
> Wait for BlackRock to buy 10 million antminers
> Dumps everything for XMR

>> No.55969244

Idiocracy is here and you faggots are going to die
Rather a depopulated earth than you faggots

>> No.55969245

>>55969210
>What are the actual chances of this happening?
Zero because Hal Finney is dead and he was Satoshi. But assuming Satoshi is alive and ready to move his coins, the hedgies will simply buy low

>> No.55969250

>>55969244
>Idiocracy is here and you faggots are going to die
so you are calling us.. the smart ones?

>> No.55969259

>>55969210
>>55969226
>>55969241
>>55969244
>>55969245
>>55969250

Satoshi isnt real and if he were he'd be dead by now

Bitcoin is just an introduction to CBDC's, nothing more

The house always wins

>> No.55969261

>>55969245
^

>> No.55969269

>>55969259
Bitcoin is the future Gold . They know Gold becomes some useless garbage once we leave our planet because you can find it everywere in this solar system. Unlimited supply. There are only 21mil btcs in this Galaxy

>> No.55969279

>>55969210
Hey guys Satoshi here! I wont do this im not a faggot

>> No.55969297

>>55969210
Hey guys Satoshi here! Just to say I am gonna do this, I just need to find my keys first not sure where I put the password

>> No.55969319

>>55969210
interesting idea op
if Satoshi is as smart as it looks he WILL do it
bitcoin is going in the absolut wrong direction with blackrock and not a decentraliced coin anymore. it was about the peoples coins the controlled by a corporation/gubberment.
DUMP it to zero and make it worthless forever and they lose big time!

>leave nothing but scorched earth

>> No.55969324

I can't believe I haven't had to post
>A WIFI PINEAPPLE
itt

Are they finally fucking gone? Thank God.

>> No.55969328

>>55969269
>asteroid mining in just 2 weeks!

>> No.55969341

>>55969319
>All caps random word
And your post os worthless
So worthless it isn't read

>> No.55969370

>>55969210
Maybe Satoshi was one of the of the hedge fund fags all along and is going to dump his coins when the retail investor truly becomes the bag holder

>> No.55969382

>>55969370
You are a mouth breather and you need to tell your bot daddy to deploy you somewhere else

>> No.55969383

>>55969241
everyone itt is ignoring my scenario but it would be the most based event in crypto ever

>> No.55969704

>>55969383

retarded shitcoin bagholder

>> No.55969836

>>55969244
youre proof you illiterate nigger

>> No.55969842

>>55969704

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Field worker slave gtfo
Stop posting

>> No.55969846

I personally bet that satoshi was either killed, or killed himself or is detained now

if bitcoin is not a psyop you can read between the lines and see he was clever enough to know the importance of what he had built and how it could put himself in a dangerous position

only thing is I wish for him he bought after he stopped mining and is enjoying is millions on some island

>>55969210
but this can be possible even if very unlikely

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55969854

>>55969210
Consider this for a moment

>> No.55969871

>>55969324
do not disrespect CSW

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55970352

>>55969210
do it faggot.

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>> No.55970764

>>55969210
Black rock only owns 6% of the biggest miners, they're not trying to "take over" bitcoin they literally have to take positions in equities that their customers want to buy. It's not a conspiracy theory you fucking idiot.

>> No.55971883

>>55969241
>Dumps everything for XMR
I'm dumping all my XMR for BTC and ETH to start liquid staking on Lido finance and spool finance protocol soon.

>> No.55971934

>>55969842
>Field worker slave gtfo

stop projecting your shitcoin holder life on Bitcoin owners who are your masters