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55963582 No.55963582 [Reply] [Original]

poast em' and wojak em' when you can

>> No.55963626

I can save her

>> No.55963638

>>55963626
Which one
LMFAO

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>> No.55963645
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Here’s your severance package wagie, don’t forget, one topping

>> No.55963767

>>55963638
Preferably the left but the right may be more resistant to famine for a period of time...

>> No.55963924

>>55963645
It says two toppings right there you disingenuous fuck!

>> No.55963935

>>55963643
>We wage in a society

>> No.55964169

>>55963582
How do the right's legs hold up the rest of her body?

>> No.55964181

>>55963638
I dunno, easy or hard, anon?
I could fix the right. It involves a lot of water fasting

>> No.55964229

>>55963582
You get to fuck the girl on the left, but under the condition the one on the right doesn't wipe her ass after she shits and slams her dirty cheeks directly onto your face. Your nose, slips up her asshole. You are not positioned in a way where the mass of her ass crushes your skull and kills you or otherwise does any harm. You get to wash your face after should you accept. Do you accept?

>> No.55964255

>>55964229
My wife is unironicly hotter than the girl on the left. The girl on the left would probably fuck you for 1-2k on the down low as long as no one else found out also.

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>>55964169
Who cares

This women would fuck you so hard you'd never go back to skinny girls.

>> No.55964728

>>55963582
the only thing i miss about wagie jobs are working with the 19 year old latina moms, they always flirt with you.

>> No.55964910

>>55964256
>This women would fuck you so hard you'd never go back to skinny girls.
Can confirm. Currently smashing a 280 pound landwhale, and its been some of the best sex I've had in my life. I cant go back, just sucks to be out with them in public.

>> No.55965081

>>55964910
imagine the tight bareback slams

>> No.55965288

>>55964910
I have a 5" dick all I can fuck are skinny no-ass bitches. There's nothing like the sound of two pelvises grinding against each other, it's like nails on a chalkboard.

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I wouldn't mind dating a Walmart QT. You know her standards are low

>> No.55965349

>>55964255
>$1k-2k
Lmao. Do you niggers really? I pull hotter bitches than her at college bars, for fucking free.

>> No.55965384

>>55964255
>1-2k
You must be the girl in the picture.
You're worth $50 max bitch.

>> No.55965419
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>Getting Engaged at Chick-Fil-A

>> No.55965451

>>55963582
>>55963638
>>55964255
>>55965349
>>55965384
thats literally a 6/10 average latina, holy shit you niggers are pathetic

>> No.55965523

>>55965419
guy looks like he has a chromosomal issue, and the girl is not bad. Is a wagie job like this the path for finding love?

>> No.55965571

>>55965523
>Is a wagie job like this the path for finding love?
Yeah kinda not gonna lie, my parents met a Mcdonalds as part timers in the 80's before they finished college and started doing real work. Part time places are more chill and has more rate of meeting the other sex or same sex than offices where it's more cutthroat and you're stuck in a cubicle not socializing except at the water dispenser. When I was working at a grocery store when I was younger, I had a lot more encounters and flings with women, now I work from home I don't and haven't really talked with women outside clients and my family.

>> No.55965672

>>55965419
>christian store
at least his virgin wife will remain loyal and bear him many children
most of you wont have this

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based jannies finally letting us have a wageman thread

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>>55965810
Social media has managed to make niggers either dumber, or just show the world how truly dumb they already are.

>> No.55965907

>>55965810
And then McDonald's decides to close that location

>> No.55965910

>>55965773
Unbelievable

>> No.55965939

>>55965773
>petit theft
I guess the girl was small lmao.

>> No.55965986
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>"Ya'll ain't making sandwiches right now?"

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>"Sir, you can't come in without wearing a m-ACK!"

>> No.55966055

>>55965523
I met my wife 11 years ago at a florist shop/greenhouse that we both worked at for about a year. Married in 2019

>> No.55966273

>>55963924
>two toppings?
>who needs one topping on their pizza?
>*far away* i said no toppings!

>> No.55966287

Post it.
You know the one.

>> No.55966294

>>55963582
1 2 (to be honest i let (you) 2 )

>> No.55966295

>>55965419
>met his attractive virgin wife working at a christian food chain
fuck it they're leading more fulfilling lives than 90% of /biz/raelis

>> No.55966378

>>55966287
What?

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>>55963626
the right one ? you can t

>> No.55966442

>>55966295
Brutal

>> No.55966634

>>55966016
I don't know who's more retarded: wagies exposing themselves to physical violence for literally nothing (no extra pay / benefits), the old man trying to still shop some groceries thinking nothing will happen or everybody who believes vcovid is real and not just some flu 2.0.

>> No.55966779

>>55963582
>girl on the left: latina at age 21
>girl on the right: latina at age 23

>> No.55966817

>>55965288
All I can fuck is skinny bitches too, because I hate fat people.

>> No.55966827

>>55963645
This is kinda bizarre, cooked pizzas don't keep right? Wtf are you gonna do with 10 of them?

>> No.55966832

>>55966295
That goyslop ravages the gut and the metabolic system. Don't stray from the light of God and his natural foods, eaten the way they were intended to be eaten, free from satanic industrial filth. Satan's promises are grand and his trickery vast. Those who deal with him come to regret it in the end.

>> No.55966841

>>55963643

Breeding material... fuck ya... fucking slut...

>> No.55966847

>>55966832
chik fil a is actually pretty based. they go out of their way to get non steroid non antibiotic induced chicken which is pretty rare.

>> No.55966848

>>55966827
>only one pizza can be redeemed per day

>> No.55966853

>>55963645
Mountain Mike's is fantastic franchise pizza though, especially for California

>> No.55966888

>>55964229
Is there supposed to be a downside to any of this?

>> No.55966947

>>55966779
More like:
>Latina at 16
>Latina at 19

>> No.55966949

>>55964229
I’d rather position myself in a way where her ass crushes my skull and instantly kills me. She can do whatever she wants to my corpse after the fact

>> No.55967169

>>55965986
There are people who unironically think blacks are only like this because they don't get enough "education" or because of poverty.

>> No.55967329

>>55965320
that's the funny part, they're not.

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>>55965810

>> No.55967855

>>55967415
classic kek

>> No.55967866

>>55963645
>only one pizza may be redeemed per day
DO NOT REDEEM THE PIZZA BLODDY BASTERD

>> No.55967893

>>55964229
Why are hypotheticals always so stupid?

>> No.55967907

>>55965349
Whoah no way so cool.

>> No.55967915

>>55963582
Sir Please PUMP SHIB! Please Sir Please I need money sir!

>> No.55967945

>>55966634
Physical contact is much worse than not wearing a mask. Imagine thinking COVID is real and still risking your life for a minimum wage job just because they called you "essential".

>> No.55968027

>>55963582
The fat negress is way too excited

>> No.55968030

>>55965523
Hypergamy isn’t as bad in America because half the male population is severely obese so just not being a fat fuck puts you as above average as a male

>> No.55968042

>>55968027
Wouldn’t you be if you were fat and near food?

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>>55965523
met all my gf's at work .

pic related, my last girl that i messed around with while i was waging.

you can flirt with them at work like touch eachother.

i might get another part time job just to be around girls

>> No.55968112

>>55963767
>famine resistant
jesus fuck anon

>> No.55968593

>>55966634
Divide & conquer.

>> No.55968613
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>be wagie at fried chicken restaurant
>pack of sheboons intentionally clog toilet
>unclog it
>they clog it again
>kick them out
>they assault you
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-brawl-chicken-wing-restaurant-193054873.html

>> No.55968724

>>55963643
This ugly style has reached Mexico?