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55959731 No.55959731 [Reply] [Original]

Is there any way I can financially profit off of being asexual?

I feel like my condition is so rare that there's got to be something I can do with it.

>> No.55959755

>>55959731
Get paid by doing "no feelings" sex, some random retard has a kink for it.

>> No.55959889
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55959889

>studied hard
>Had a shit office job but make good money
>Have a son with wife
>He is sever autist
>He is 9yo
>Can't talk only makes weird noises
>Only play with baby toys
>He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath
>Some days he becomes agresive amd destroys the house
>He only sleeps 3-4h
>No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years)
>Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work
>Regret not being a comfy happy neet.

You are doing better than me for being asexual lol

>> No.55959945

>>55959889
this is my greatest nightmare

>my wife is early 30's
>she is still trying to postpone having kids
>because of career focus
>and friends focus
>the longer we wait the higher the...
>chance for a retard autismo
>wife is unhappy
>she works 60 hours a week

how did my life get so fucked up lads, I'm a complete chad with a big dick with a 300 lbs bench, always horny and I eat ASS but my wife won't touch me

I swear society is geared to stressing out women to the point where they can't function properly anymore. They don't know what they want, they chase unrealistic goals, ultimately fucking their happiness. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>> No.55960081

>>55959731
I can hook you up with an asexual girl

>> No.55960168

>>55959889
why don't you just send it to a foster home and wash your hands of it lmao

>> No.55960507

>>55959731
you can leave society peacefully

whores will hate you, but your heart will be full of equanimity

>> No.55961940

>>55959731
You've already profited. Most people sink 80% of their life earnings into whores, gfs, excess consumption to attract gfs, or wives and kids. Maybe more. You've already profited tremendously. An asexual man living in quiet peace can easily amass a fortune even at very low wage.

>> No.55961943

>>55959731
you already have profited :)

>> No.55961968

>>55959889
>Ohhh no not le heckin bing bing wahoo time!!!!!!

Imagine being so addicted to the pixelated (((redacted))) that you abandon your whole family and well being

Imagine wanting to press X so little nu-trans character fires a bow and arrow for 10000th time since 2002


Imagine.. imagine being a videogaymer lmao

>> No.55961994

>>55959731
You can save time and money without a wife and kids so if you're not outcompeting your peers at this point I doubt you'll make it.

>> No.55962003

>>55959889

There must be a way to live happy in your situation, I think people with kids like that learn to live with them and have a pretty comfy life plus I guess the government gives you free things.