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55957594 No.55957594 [Reply] [Original]

>Buy bag of pretzels for $1.79
>Pay $1.80 with a half dollar, five quarters, and a nickel
>Zoomette looks at the half dollar and says, "What is this?"
>"A half dollar"
>Zoomette cashier looks at the quarters. "Are these dollar coins?"
>"No, those are quarters"
>"It says a quarter dollar. How much is that?"
>"A quarter"
>Zoomette brain short circuits. She stares at the change baffled.
>"25 cents"
>Zoomette gets her phone out to add the change up
>Gives me 11 cents back

>> No.55957600

Good. These people will be easy to sell crypto to.

>> No.55957618
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55957618

KICKASS BLESSED

>> No.55957627

I would've just told that filthy animal to keep the change.

>> No.55957636

>>55957594
>Pay $1.80 with a half dollar, five quarters, and a nickel
>Gives me 11 cents
Maybe they gave you the extra change because you’re homeless

>> No.55957641

Reminds me of the time I bought a pizza for $16.00 flat and paid with a $20 and the chick at the register needed a calculator to figure out she had to give me 4 singles back

>> No.55957696

>>55957641
Maybe you should stop being a Jew and tell her to keep the change

>> No.55957853

Anyways, I used to get a trip out of watching the wagies behind the counter fight over clad proof (extra shiney coins) quarters and half dollars I spent on coffee. Id hear the wagie slamming the coin down on the counter listening for silver and shit lol.

>> No.55957878

>>55957594
omg i love zoomer women imagine how good her butt looked

>> No.55957894
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55957894

I had a boomer argue with me about 1.00 being the incorrect change today
>be boomer
>buy news paper (lmao)
>5 packs of smokes
>>that'll be 59.01
>hands me 3 twenties
>>I got the penny sir
>hands boomer 1 dollar
>boomer sighs and stares
>asks me if I'm sure thats the right amount
>I print out receipt and point to the paper and the 5 smokes on the receipt, followed by change due
>"heh well, I guess"
You guess what nigger?? Fuck you faggot you don't even know I swing trade crypto for penny gains 500 times a day FUCK YOU FOR EVEN IMPLYING YOU LEAD PAINT HUFFING NIGGER

>> No.55957896

>>55957600
good, try selling them a house. oh wait..

>> No.55957902

>>55957894
When they do this to me, I politely ask them if they'd like to give me the dollar back in exchange for 99 cents.

>> No.55957905

The bird yelled that last part out

>> No.55957924

>>55957594
>>55957894
LOLing at both of these. I can totally see these situations happening.

>> No.55957927

>>55957894
>>55957641
Yeah pay extra to get $1 or $5 back. They get confused.

>> No.55958027

>>55957927
I hate when they pay large bill + extra because I assume the followup is "rest on gas pump x" and they just think I'm retarded when I ask "which pump" preemptively

>> No.55958053

Why the fuck did you casually just half a 50 cent coin with you? Do you carry duct tape with you at all times too?

>> No.55958060

>>55957594
She's retarded enough that you could have offered her $20 for sex. She probably thinks that 20 is a big number on account of her not being able to count that high.

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>>55958027
Here's a meme to explain my autism better

>> No.55958136

>Going to yard sales on Saturday
>Find something I like for 50c
>Pull out the BU half dollar I stashed in my pocket for just this occasion
>Hand it to the lady and say "50 cents"
>She takes it
>I think the transaction is done
>She rummages in her car and comes back to me with 2 quarters
>Thought I gave her a dollar coin
Infinite money glitch aside, this was a 45 year old woman who didn't know wtf a half dollar was. After hanging out with numisfags for 3 years, meeting people like that is just pitiable.

>> No.55958145

>>55958053
In my car, yes.

>> No.55958242

>>55958053
I got a 50 cent piece back in change at in-n-out

>> No.55958264

>>55958136
I had a yardsell. And I had, idk, 5 bucks worth of common date wheat pennies in a jar worth maybe 15 bucks and my Mexican neighbor acted like I had abandoned king tuts golden fleshlight and proudly handed me a 20.

People go nuts about wheat pennies. Once start buying pre 33 it's all over. I can't be bothered unless it's at least made of silver.

>> No.55958332

>>55957594
>Buy bag of pretzels
stop reading

>> No.55958382

>>55957627
Biz doesn't do culture.
I got it.